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There are certain film tropes around, say, life in New York city and attending an average American high school that are so removed from reality that they wholeheartedly resemble an alternative universe. But, once you take a step back and unsee the movie magic, you’ll find that this is true of quite a lot more.

People online share the things and activities that films always make out to be interesting, fun and cool but are quite the opposite in real life. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.

#1

Young man in a white lab coat, standing indoors, reminiscent of a movie scene. Being autistic. We aren’t all math geniuses destined for greatness, some of us are just lonely.

anon , netflix Report

QueerAxolotls
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On one hand, I like who I am, and my autism is part of that, as it's a difference in my brain. On the other hand, if one more person tells me I have a superpower while also liking Autism Speaks (charity that victimizes parents of autistic children, wants to "cure" autism) I'm losing it

BrownEyedGrrl
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2-year-old grandson was diagnosed with level 4 autism. He's absolutely perfect. Thank you for the heads up about Autism Speaks. I had no idea.

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Magenta Blu
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Autism sucks. Not being able to fit or to understand people. Not being able to stop being lonely. That's autism: being trapped alone without being able to understand company.

Linden
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a maths genius, destined for greatness, or a fan of The Good Doctor, but I do really like being autistic. There are challenging parts but really good parts of my experience too.

Riley Quinn
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to RFK Jr, y'all are suffering, unable to make a life for yourselves, unable to find love or platonic relationships,... I'd like to see this fool tell a room full of autistic people this, but I'd want the doors locked so he can't flee.

Marnie
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When he thinks of autism, he thinks of Rain Man. Truly. And the fact that the man that was based on wasn't actually autistic, that's all RFK sees.

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Chilli
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A thousand upvotes. I'm glad autistic characters nowadays aren't being portrayed as people with the IQs of young children as commonly, but going in the complete opposite direction isn't the solution.

Linda Roy
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How accurate is The Good Doctor in terms of accuracy?

Pollymere
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's very difficult to be autistic, incredibly intelligent but only average at maths and science. Everyone expects you to be a maths genius.

JLMay
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have autism, and it is not a gift. It is a constant curse of anxiety and loneliness that no pill can cure.

Hoi-Polloi
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also non-specific these days, since the new DSM. Everyone from "I'm a little odd" to "I can't speak" has the same label.

Marnie
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, there is more to it than that. Just being a little odd will not get you diagnosed (except by a very inept clinician). You are really harming actually autistic people with this. They did combine Asperger's with classic Autisim. But Asperger's was always considered a form of autism. They combined it for good reasons, imo, because it just wasn't truly possible to clearly distinguish. Not being able to speak is one way an autistic person can be severely impacted. But just because a person holds a job and are thus low-support-needs doesn't mean they are not severely impacted. It just means they are less of a burden. I haven't had a friend since 1999. Nobody minds me, I just can't figure out how to get close to people. I'm so lonely that I can't even let myself think about it. I've been s******l off and on since I was 14 (but not since my diagnosis until Trump was elected). I'd be far better off if not for issues caused by autism, including financial and many other ways.

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    #2

    Small room setup with brick wall, coat rack, and bed, showing a green screen for movie effects. New York City apartments.

    Halloween_Cake , anonymous Report

    BrunoVI
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends' apt would cost nine figures.

    Jrog
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IIRC it's explained in the series as a "ridiculously low, inherited rent-controlled lease" from Rachel's grandmother. because at the time it was already implausible...

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exposed brick wall, they probably add on another thousand for that feature irl

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because the ones they show are big. the ones you have are not.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seinfeld got it about right. I've seen plenty of NYC apartments that look just like that. Of course nowadays there'd have to be six people living there to afford it.

    David
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of NYC is not what people think. Its the transplants who only want to live in a few high price "in" neighborhoods that pay huge amounts for tiny places. Lifelong New Yorkers live in areas with reasonable rent. My neighborhood a 1 bedroom 1 bath, with a full kitchen, dining room, and living room is between 1500-2000 a month on average (unless in one of the doorman fancy apartment buildings. Price is also more expensive if you are within 2 blocks of a Bus stop, or have parking)) and a 2 bedroom version is between 2000-2600 a month (also depending on closeness to busses, parking, etc), 3 bedroom apartments start at 2700 and split with 2 roommates is very affordable. This is all in NYC, near lots of shopping, safe area, lots of public transit, etc. It is just not an "in" neighborhood with no bars, no clubs, etc. But plenty of clothing, food, grocery stores, bakeries, etc. And a few years ago prices were 30% less, this area recently started getting more expensive.

    Mimi M
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What neighborhood? In most of NYC, a 1br averages between 3500-4000 for something modest. Studios are 2500-3k, also for something modest. 1500-2k will get you a decent share with roommates.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an apartment that's a horrendously overpriced closet.

    Sam Lombardo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lo8ks more like a NY mansion...

    Ivona
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kind of a converted space, not originally meant to live in. Some people would live in a closet as long as it's in NYC.

    Chuck Freiman
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least in prison you get three hots to go along with your cot.

    Mary Finn
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually illegal. It would cost you the place if an inspector noticed it. There actually are some rules, including minimum size per occupant.

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    #3

    A man facing a group of suited individuals on stairs, depicting a scene often glamorized in movies but terrible in real life. Almost all movie fights where every enemy just waits his turn.

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    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically you don't count on that type of stamina. If it were real life and I were a bad guy, I would wait my turn until they tired out.

    Chuck Freiman
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a lack of enthusiasm like that, you'd never be promoted to Senior Bad Guy.

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    Jaya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're just British. The instinct to be evil may just be less strong than their instinct to wait in line.

    Enuya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're always nice enough to let you finish talking. On the other hand, you too have to sit through their monologues

    WubiDubi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With swords maybe, friendly damage is very possible.

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes one good guy and about 10 baddies all being nice and waiting for their turn to fight you

    Definitely a Human
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kung fu hustle is a bad choice for this one lol

    Toothless Feline
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask any professional fight choreographer and they’ll tell you why they do this. The two primary reasons are: one, it’s extremely complicated to choreograph and perform a staged fight with more than two people interacting at once, and the odds of a small mistake causing severe harm increase dramatically with each additional person; and two, it’s extremely complicated to film a fight sequence with more than two people interacting at once—every additional person is an obstacle to the audience actually seeing what’s happening. Then you have to add in the anticlimactic disappointment the audience will get when the entire fight lasts five seconds because four guys simultaneously hit the hero from all sides and drop him like a record needle. It’s more realistic, but it’s not cinematic. Yet another way in which making movies more “real-life” accurate would make them less entertaining.

    Gen X Feral
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kung Fu Hustle! I LOVE that movie! The one with English voiceover is awesome, the landlady is my hero. Oh and yeah everyone standing around waving axes waiting their turn is a bit much.

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm remembering some of the bar brawls I've seen that spilled out into the street and grew as more joined in. No one hung around waiting for their turn.

    SM
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only do they wait their turn, but none of them also just pulls out a gun and shoots him. Such nice "bad men", wanting to be so fair. This is like the medieval battles where the "hero" is just cutting through the masses as and no one can touch him.

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    #4

    Computer screen displaying hacking interface with "Access Granted," showing how movie hacking looks awesome but isn't real life. Computer hacking.

    Denster1 , netflix Report

    Sarah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And… we’re in

    Chilli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Keyboard smash keyboard smash, long pause everyone holds their breath.* "...We're in."

    SM
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget where they have the computer looking for a person's face/fingerprint as they flash on the screen!

    Andrew Arons
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most cringe-worthy line ever was in the movie Swordfish, when John Travolta asked Hugh Jackman how he was able to hack the DoD mainframe so quickly: "I don't know. I just see the code".

    Toothless Feline
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneakers is one that depicts hacking mostly realistically (aside from Janek’s “black box”, which is obviously fantasy). Very little of the hacking in this movie is a guy sitting at a screen typing frantically. Each exploit depicted involves multiple people with a variety of skills, a lot of research and pre-planning, and several large dollops of social engineering. They do have a guy at a screen, but he’s monitoring information, not typing like he’s playing Rachmaninov. Granted that the movie was made before everything was on the internet and was only partially digital, but even in the modern all-connected era, it still takes a lot of research and planning to make a successful break-in (although sometimes the research and planning is done by someone who builds it into a tool that’s sold to script kiddies on the dark web).

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I was impressed with these computer hacking geniuses that made me look like a Luddite. But then I realized the writers/directors were merely using poetic license to speed through scenes that would otherwise be insanely boring.

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    #5

    Man standing under heavy waterfall, appearing enthusiastic, showcasing a thrilling movie moment that's terrible in real life. Standing under a waterfall. It looks like a gentle shower, but in reality it's like thousands of tiny rocks pelting you from a great height.

    dedokta , Pixabay Report

    RamiRudolph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably depends on the waterfall. Not all of them are as big and powerful as the Niagara Falls.

    iBlank
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a whitewater kayaker I can confirm this

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    Edda Kamphues
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. It's like getting clean and getting a massage at the same time.

    BrunoVI
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE THE FEELING!!!!! Yes, it's intense. No, it doesn't feel like rocks.

    Snazzy Smurf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine the massage on my back.

    Susan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually they're icy cold, too.

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nonsense. I have been under about a dozen waterfalls and never found it to be painful.

    MagicJacket
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how high the cliff is. Even better than standing under a waterfall is standing behind one, where the water is falling in front of you. That is intense. Folks, if you and your significant other can go to a waterfall and stand behind it, all isolated from everyone else, there aren't many more romantic places on earth.

    Chilli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the description but IMO it feels like that in a good way

    Kit Black
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're definitely standing under the wrong waterfall.We had some great ones where I grew up, and it just felt like the best massage ever

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like riding a motorcycle in heavy rain. Looks daring and romantic, but it's downright painful.

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    #6

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life Maybe I’m not the one to say, but… fighting? I’ve always liked the brawl scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in Bridget Jones’s Diary, because they do fight like middle-aged white-collar workers—apparently they didn’t choreograph the scene, because they wanted to fight badly. At the climax of the fight, they smash through a restaurant’s front window, and instead of getting up and dusting themselves off and making a snappy Bruce Willis comeback, they wince and groan in pain—because, y’know, broken glass hurts.

    I’m not writing this because I’ve been in such fights or want to, but because in the few fights I have seen in my life, they were short and graceless and un-fun and didn’t look like The Matrix at all.


    Nightclubs. In movies, you can have extended conversations with girls as you dance with them, or call to them from across the floor, or interact with others. In real nightclubs, on the dance floor the music is the volume of a revved jet engine and no one can hear anything you say unless you screech it in monosyllables three times directly into their ear. If you’re a great dancer, in real nightclubs everyone does not move to the edge to cheer you and your partner on. Nightclubs are always “packed with good looking girls” in movies and on nights when you are not there, never when you are. Real nightclubs suck.

    Ken-Eckert , Miramax Films Report

    Spocks's Mom
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so happy about being too old for nightclubs.

    Yayheterogeneity
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were great fun. But I never went looking for company but to dance and get lost in the music. I still miss it.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fights: I've been in plenty of fights. They are nothing like the movies at all. Street fights usually last less than a minute because fighting is exhausting, and getting punched hurts worse than you can imagine. Also, if you knock someone out, they are out for 3 to 5 seconds. If they are out longer than a minute, they are seriously hurt and need to go to the hospital.

    Skogsrået
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, seen enough fights to say i have never seen a fight were a guy ends up on the ground getting beaten up just to bounce back up all the sudden and turn the fight around. If you end up on the ground it's usually game over.

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    L.V
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fight is one of my favourite scenes ever!

    realenancy170
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out the fight between Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte in "48 Hours". They are exhausted after a few minutes and try to keep throwing punches but they keep missing.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former housemate of mine was a bit drunk, and instead of walking away from an aggressive a-hole, decided to fight him. The AA-H hit him once in the jaw, and down he went. He remained there until the ambulance arrived. That's what most fights are like in real life.

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    #7

    Swimmer in goggles and cap exiting a pool via ladder, portraying the contrast between movies and real life experiences. Getting out of a pool.

    dreamsandalleyways , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

    Edda Kamphues
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has ever done that gracefully.

    Chefette67
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my swimwear is either riding up my b u t t c r a c k.....ewww..... or my swimwear is drooping behind my b u m, looking like a big t u r d is hanging there 🤣🥰

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have I ever done it without having to pull my swimming pants out of my àss mid climb

    Mreoww
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to somehow toss myself over and scrabble for a grip and painfully slide the rest of my body out, while smoothing out the flappy swimwear.

    Soosh_tr
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... especially when there is no ladder. Faceplant .

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    #8

    Bakers working in a rustic kitchen, preparing fresh bread that looks awesome in movies but is quite challenging in real life. Owning an artisan bakery / coffee shop.

    x_lashes , Yunus Tuğ Report

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear it's a lot of hard work, very early mornings and you have to be okay with tossing out tons of unpurchased products.

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I briefly worked in a bakery/deli, and it is hard work. I managed to convince the owners to set aside their unpurchased products and donate them to a couple of local food kitchens because it's a disgraceful waste not to.

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    Big Chungus
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to hallmark, everyone owns a bakery and all the ovens break and then there is a crisis until the young farmer in town can help

    Brendon Nash
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working at one..

    olaff 422
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owning any kind of restaurant is awful.

    Robin Roper
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin by marriage family owned a very successful bakery in a medium size town. She and all her brothers worked for their parents and when the parent's started to consider retirement, all told them they would not take over the bakery. So many in that town still talk about the wonderful baked goods but they had no idea the price the family paid for them to have the wonderful pies, cakes, cookies, and breads for all those holiday gatherings.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donate it to shelters or food banks.

    Costa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the dough is quite good.

    #9

    A person leans out of a parked car, demonstrating a scene that seems awesome in movies but terrible in real life. Jumping out of moving vehicles.

    GrandmotherSafehaven , topgear Report

    RamiRudolph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaaat? But it always looks so fun...! WHEEEEE!!!

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who jumped out of a moving vehicle going 25 mph (40 kph) and it fúcked him up badly. Anything above that and you'll probably die.

    Sarah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In films they always do nice little rolls before getting up. I’d just go splat face down

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a good idea, you will always get hurt or die a d. There are things worse than death which is the only reason I would even think of doing it.

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've fallen off the back of a pickup truck and have gone down a few times on a motorcycle. It hurts. And you don't jump back up. You lay there in pain with the breath knocked out of you. These action scenes are done by professionally trained stunt actors, and these people are finally getting their rightful acknowledgement with a long overdue Stunt category at the 2028 Oscars.

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    #10

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life S*x on a sandy beach.

    daidougei , Ann Jesudas Report

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never before in my life had I thought to say this, but: Anakin Skywalker knows best...

    SCP 4666
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because sand is coarse and rough and eeeritating...and it gets eeerrRRvErYwhErE

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    Enuya
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S*x in nature, in general. Lots of grass, sand, dirt and other elements going into places they definitely shouldn't

    L.V
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S*x in general is more glamorous in films. Where is the sweat, bad breath, washing yourself after... It's fun and all, but very messy!

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone familiar with the 1953 film "From Here to Eternity" knows the iconic beach scene of passion with Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr. You know the one where the waves wash over them sending sand into crevices they didn't even know they had.

    Sarah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Margot Robbie said having sxe on a bed of money ( wolf Wall Street) left her back with lots of paper cuts

    Maudelin
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What other kind of beach is there?

    Helen Rohrlach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocky but still not recommended for happy time.

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    Chilli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn't sand act like... reverse lube?

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    #11

    Luxury car parked in front of Bandirma Palas Hotel, illustrating movie-like grandeur that's impractical in real life. Car parking. There is always a free spot just out the front of the building.

    qw46z , Talha Aytan Report

    Tucker Cahooter
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With plenty of room to park head first too. Kudos to the writer of the final episode of "The Sopranos" for actually showing what parallel parking really is like for many people (including me)

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was also a jab at New Jersey drivers. The trope that they can't parallel park to save their lives has been around forever.

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    Pedantic Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well who wants to watch a movie where ten minutes is spent slowly driving around a car park?

    Daniel Atkins
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movies that do that end up on shows like Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax and are soundly mocked for it.

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    J Lund
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Doris Day parking https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Doris%20Day%20parking

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just once, I'd like to see a character realistically parallel park in a genre other than a comedy. Or have to circle the block a couple times looking for a spot.

    #12

    Two people swimming underwater, capturing the beauty of a movie-like scene, yet challenging in real life. Holding your breath while swimming under water a stupid amount of time.

    1980pzx , Getty Images Report

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only stupid when you run out of breath.

    R.C.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger I used to try and hold my breath during those scenes to see if I could hold my breath for as long as they were.

    BeKind&Rewind
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swimming under water for a long time without holding your breath would be a lot worse!

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're an Ama diver or Kate Winslet, who was able to hold her breath for over seven minutes after her training with a free-diving expert, the average person can't do it.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 minutes is so dangerously impressive 😂 I can do 3 1/2. My ex mermaid boss does 5 mins and that’s extreme to me.

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    detective miller's hat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always tried to hold my breath as long as the actor in the movie while they're underwater.

    Chilli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else do the 'could I survive that?' breath hold while watching characters go underwater?

    Marnie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opening your eyes under water. I don't even know how they talk the actors into doing it!

    Devin Schmitt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife cannot understand how long I can hold my breath underwater.

    Devin Schmitt
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pool lifeguard told me that I'm no longer allowed to swim the length of the pool underwater.

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    #13

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life Combat/military exercise.

    You rarely see the bruises, dirt scratches, blisters or shaking muscles. And more importantly the things you can only feel: pain, thirst, fatique, ears being exposed to loud sounds, the whole mind set going nuts from these. People will make dumb decisions because their minds are so overdriven and fatigued.

    When you're dragging a machine gun made out of steel, across a wet swamp, at 2.30 AM, been up for >24hrs, feeling cold and being in "auto-drive" mode carrying 30+ kg of equipment... It isn't cool at all, it's total BS.

    Disclaimer: haven't been in combat, so haven't had the actual fear of death on top of all these things.

    WorldNetizenZero , Matthew Hintz Report

    john doe
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being infantry was the worst job I've ever had 0/10 wouldn't recommend

    Chilli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and also, army nicknames ARE NOT EVER COOL, and if they sound cool, they have insanely uncool backstories.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, being in the military is boring. "Hurry up and wait" is the military's middle name.

    Roxy222uk
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    7 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual consequences to normal humans of having had to k.i.l.l. someone . . .

    superfluous
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been a decision maker sitting in an air conditioned bunker, loser /s - my take on what a draft dodging 'leader' might think

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    #14

    Yellow van on a scenic road through a rocky desert landscape, illustrating awesome movie scenes. Driving long distances. There are very few unexpected shenanigans to get into on a long drive.

    forman98 , Dino Reichmuth Report

    BrunoVI
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Music. Peace. Comradeship. Long drives are great for a marriage. Even with kids.

    Nicole Weymann
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the concept of a road trip, i.e. driving to some destination half a day's travel or more away, is an more American one. I know people who cruise on motorbikes or old cars on the weekends, but AFAIK four or more hours in a car with or without family is not considered a fun activity. More like "something to be endured until we reach our destination, and may god help you if you forgot entertainment supplies for the kids".

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    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a thought exercise, I use "How far could I drive cross-country with this person before I started looking for places to hide a body?" It's pretty revealing sometimes.

    Kim Kermes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've never done a road trip with me. Things happen.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been lucky gone across Australia four times and Dubbo to Kakadu and never had an issue. Although the car I had when I did Kakadu had no aircon so technically you could class that a little in the category.

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    Susan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to make it fun. One of my favorite family vacations was a road trip stopping at new locations each night for two weeks with my hubby and kids. You have to plan little pit stops at fun or scenic locations every hour or two. Make it about the journey, not the destination.

    Ivona
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's fun about being cooped up in a car?

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of my road trips were fairly uneventful, but back in the 70's, my long-haired cousin and a couple of his buddies rode their motorcycles down into the Deep South. Think Easy Rider. It turned ugly, and they barely made it out alive.

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't even play slug bug on that road lol

    Michael Fernandez
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love long-distance driving, but then again, I’m retired and like the solitude and listening to podcasts & satellite radio.

    Graham_Illegal
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one who enjoys long-distance driving, partly because of the lack of "unexpected shenanigans". It's quite fun even solo, with a great playlist or an audiobook.

    Pollymere
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one ever seems to be desperate for a wee and the driver has the endurance of a long distance lorry driver in terms of concentration.

    Elchinero
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and strings of RVs ... below the speed limit

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    #15

    A paper target with several bullet holes, often depicted in movies as cool but is dangerous in real life. That jumping around a corner while shooting at stuff.

    You'll hit nothing and land on your a*s making a vulnerable target.

    Moar_Wattz , Myko Makhlai Report

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, even shooting period. The majority of bullets in any gunfight are more about making the other guy duck and then duck out than to harm anyone. 97% of all bullets in a war are used this way. They train you to do it.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they got trained by a storm trooper you don't even need to duck . they make you look invincible

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you have a gun like Angelina Jolie did in the movie Wanted. J/k

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former sharpshooter, most of those scenes make me flinch with incredulity. The majority of shoot 'em up scenes are beyond ludicrous.

    #16

    Packed cafeteria scene with students and military personnel, highlighting contrast between movies and real life experiences. Food fights.

    echo6golf , netflix Report

    C .Hunger
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in an actual food fight at summer camp that involved a lot of cake. It was one of the highlights of my life. The dining hall went from one person throwing it at a friend to the apocolypse in 5 seconds flat, and ended about 20 seconds later. It was 20 seconds of unplanned chaos that was awesome.

    StrangeOne
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Animal House. I recognize Bluto. "It's a zit. Get it?"

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wallpaper in the family dining room had to be changed far more frequently than it should've been due to the arguments that ended in food fights. I'd say I was raised by animals, but I like animals too much to disparage them in that way.

    BS Detector
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food fights in a school cafeteria were a lot of fun, but never got the engagement you see on TV.

    #17

    Police car speeding through a city street, blurring past buildings and crosswalk, illustrating action scenes from movies. Running from the cops.

    andersonenvy , Josh Hild Report

    Snazzy Smurf
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't loom cool in the movies. Maybe I am just stating my age.

    Roni Stone
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looked cook when the Dukes of Hazzard did it, though. Wonder how many Chargers they went through on those jumps?

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    BS Detector
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running from the cops and getting away is fun.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might outrun the car but not the radios or the chopper depending on where you are

    Vermonta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I learned from watching Cops TV show is if they don't have a shirt on, it's a felony crime.

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a plaid shirt with the sleeves ripped off, it's usually a jäckäss who's had a few too many.

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    Alex Mosby
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've witnessed a police foot chase. I was as cool as the movies. Maybe not so much for the guy who jumped my fence like an Olympic gold medalist.

    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you get away.

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    #18

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life Inside. No one's house or apartment looks that shiny and clean or rich. They're job could be selling aluminum cans and their home will look like an architectual magazine.

    CatherineTheOkay , Jean van der Meulen Report

    Multa Nocte
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. I have two friends with OCD and you couldn't find a thing out of place or a surface uncleaned.

    Janine Randall
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I very rarely have people over. My apartment is very small, hardly any storage. It's cluttered. Also, I'm not the greatest housekeeper. There aren't piles of dirty dishes or anything moving around where it shouldn't be but, dusting and vacuuming are pretty low on my priority list.

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few realistic home interiors was on The Connors.

    Sinclair13
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in laws house would disagree

    J Lund
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if in the US no window screens yet they will have a screen door on the same house (see Andy Griffith Show)

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I keep my house spotlessly clean at all times. That's why I don't like going in other people's houses.

    Trillian
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find most TV show apartments waaaaay too cluttered

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    #19

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life CPR. You can't wake someone up with a CPR. Even with a Cpr machine. Only the hospital can wake you up with adrenalin and stuffs. And the chances that you wake up (if you wake up) with no brain damage are very very slim.

    Edit : so, I should have predicted that, but now everyone is sending me stories of people woken up by cpr. Obviously there are exeptions. I was just trying to point out that you can't expect someone to wake up from a cpr like they do in movies.

    ptitplouf , Raven Domingo Report

    *raspberry sound
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what you were "just trying to point out" because you use the words "only the hospital can wake you up" which seems like a pretty confident statement, not a generalized fact-ish? Seems like someone would not try at all after reading that, like it was a useless option, but it exists for a reason and my daughter is here because of it.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no doubt your daughter is still with us due to someone's quick thinking use of CPR, but more often it just buys time until the professionals arrive. CPR does keep the oxygen flowing, lessening the chance of brain damage. OP's wording is incorrect, but CPR should never be thought of as a panacea in many medical emergencies.

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    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "adrenalin and stuffs" Wow, now I'm wondering how many Nobel Prizes in medicine you have won. Must be at least a dozen. 🤔

    BeKind&Rewind
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    13% of CPR attempts are successful

    Leg less In Minneapolis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went septic and heart and breathing stop at home. CPR eventually restarted my my heart (after a whole bunch of c*****d ribs), it did not wake me up. I did not wake up until 3 or 4 weeks later. Yes I am in the glorified 10%, but it left me messed up for life

    Roni Stone
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ribs. Oh, the broken ribs. But always : chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions. It can keep people alive until the professionals arrive. Thank you Dr. Mike.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe you should have thought out your words there are probably many documented times CPR was performed on some one and they came out of it before paramedics arrived.

    SM
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CPR in movies, like the use of a defibrillator is just completely wrong. This is just like the computer hacking and use of computers in the movies in general.

    jasper
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CPR, if done right, which is almost never is, usually ends up with broken ribs at the very least. One goal with CPR is to keep oxygen flowing to the organs in case they are organ donors. Another goal is to provide the person doing the CPR with the knowledge that at least they tried. Seriously.

    NEMESIS
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing the amount of people that will state something as fact that actually have no clue what they are talking about.

    Robin Roper
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that hearts get restarted with CPR. That's the job of a defibrillator.

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WRONG. A defibrillator cannot restart a heart that has stopped. The purpose of the defibrillator is to reset the electrical rhythm in the heart muscle. The heart is then restarted by chest compressions (preferably in conjunction with IV medications).

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    #20

    Spider-Man with a woman shielding her eyes in daylight, depicting things that look awesome in movies but are terrible in real life. Costumes that chacaters wear, they look really cool in movies and if you wear the samething outside it's lame.

    Chaitanya-Kumar-82 , Disney Report

    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a guy dressed as Batman going around in a Batmobile. Definitely not lame.

    howdylee
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the level of money he spent. $10 costume from Dollar General, not cool. $1000+ custom molded pieces, then yes.

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    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not lame when guys dress up like super heros and clean the windows of a childrens hospital .

    L.V
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone thinks it's lame... Only busybodies who have nothing better than to judge others

    Leigh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a guy in a expensive batman suit. It was awesome!

    *raspberry sound
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that if a guy in a "lame" costume shot spider silk from his human wrists, it may be substantially less lame. Some greasy a-hole in Time's Square, sure! But Spiderman? BEING actual Spiderman, pretty cool.

    Sally-Ann
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a theory that the one superpower that every superhero gets the moment they get superpowers is some kind of instant body cooling. How else could they be running about their normal day with all that spandex and whatnot under their regular clothes and not sweat to death?

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder how they make 'tinkle' when they're wearing those things.

    Earthquake903
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those crazy chacaters and their costumes

    CP
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the name to boot. Spiderman...how original!

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    #21

    Bartender pouring a drink for a customer at a stylish bar, capturing a scene that looks awesome in movies. Bartending....

    we don't just pop open beers and magically make cosmos appear instantly. in reality I've probably also got nance complaining about 'the other girl' who made her drink, or me still waiting for my manager to apply this d**n coupon.

    mastabeats , Columbia Pictures Report

    CP
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you give sage advice?

    RamiRudolph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, bart ending is pretty great if you hate people named Bart.

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    #22

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life Stake outs. Tried it once. So boring.

    CharmingMuses , Paramount Pictures Report

    CP
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steak outs are where it is at!

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But steak outs are delicious...

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Land Surveyor, 'stake out' has a very different meaning to us.

    Elio
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the fictional cops/FBI/whoever bring a bunch of coffee for it. Like won't they need to pee.

    #23

    Silver car speeding in a city at night, capturing an action scene that looks awesome in movies. Dangerous driving on the highway or road in general. HOW HAVE YOU NOT HIT SOMEONE YET.

    KoiFosh12 , Amrit Sangar Report

    L.V
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only hit them when it's dramatically needed

    SaraCapybara
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love scenes set in moving cars where the driver looks at the passenger for an extended conversation and just ignores the road.

    Susan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get anxiety watching those scenes as if I'm watching someone actually looking away from the real road while they're driving.

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    GalPalAl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ask the universe this question a zillion times daily (South Florida)

    #24

    Couple relaxing on a sofa, with a person standing in the doorway, illustrating movie scenes versus real life. Love triangles.

    anon , Ron Lach Report

    WonderWoman
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does that ever look fun? Never saw a movie where I was like oh look a love triangle, I wish I could do that

    Tarnai Péter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mediterranean Food, a Spanish movie from 2009 ;)

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    Charmanderfan1
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill cipher is the only triangle in love lol

    Paddy
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another Gravity Falls fan, I see! △ △ △ △ △

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    #25

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life Being an electrician, plumber, pizza delivery guy, etc.

    commenting_bastard , Curated Lifestyle Report

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of movies have you been watching??

    Enuya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opening the door for plumber or delivery guy wearing only your underwear. Just don't do it

    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electricians and plumbers make excellent money and are highly skilled.

    Todd
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electrician and plumbers can be six figure positions today.

    Vermonta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they get to see al your stuff and play with your pets

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    RamiRudolph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure being a plumber isn't fun? Mario always sounds like he enjoys it, what with all the WAHOO and stuff.

    Forrest Grump
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would be cool to be an electrician, plumber, pizza delivery guy.

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    #26

    Security guard leaning forward on a Segway indoors, portraying a scene that looks awesome in movies but is impractical in reality. Being a Mall Cop.

    NYGroove , Sony Pictures Report

    Ray Carrillo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being any kind of security guard can be a very negative experience.

    Child of the Stars
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my local hospital, they can't keep them more than 6 months to a year, less for night shift.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They All can't be as cool as Paul Blart. ;)

    iBlank
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but there are real life mall cops that ride segways... looks pretty fun

    #27

    A person joyfully swinging on a lamppost in the rain, capturing a cinematic moment that looks awesome in movies. Dancing in the rain. In a sprinkle, sure but pouring rain is not to be danced in.

    AngstyPancake , Loew's Inc. Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But of course it is! If you want to dance in the rain, pouring rain is the best

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you can take get to a dry and cozy place afterwards, it is real fun! It can also be romantic and exhilarating...

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I danced down the street in the pouring rain during a protest march one and it was really fun. It ended up raining so much that we had to get really tall people to lift my brother's wheelchair above the water to get out of a train station!

    Veronica Jean
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I recommend rain dancing in torrential downpour. Your soul doesn't know what it's missing

    R.C.
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's warm rain, yes, absolutely do it! If it's cold out then I want no part of that lol.

    Chilli
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't dance in rain, I just stand in it, doing little twisty-turns because I like when my hands go glide through the air

    StPaul9
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sesame Street said Splish Splash dance could be fun!

    Pollymere
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Summer rain is lovely to dance in. Freezing winter rain with huge drops — possibly not as much.

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    #28

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life Stepping on Lego. Always enjoy it happening in movies. Not once enjoyed it in real life.

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    RamiRudolph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No movie or show has EVER portrayed this as awesome.

    Mreoww
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. Who the hell enjoyed this in a movie?

    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Polly Pockets. Those are a drag too.

    Booker
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the most awesome experiences I had was the first time I shaved my head. I was outside and it started raining. I was shocked that I could feel every drop as it hit my head. After that first time, my brain said 'Yeah, get out of the rain.'

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lego are the calctrops of houses with kids.

    Sarah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw that’s mean! Seeing someone else get the hit and not you!

    #29

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life Standing in the rain. In real life, you’d likely get pneumonia getting cold and wet like that, not to mention the raindrops down the back of your neck
    Standing near an explosion. Oh yeah, look at that fireball! Cool, my eardrums have burst and my internal organs are mush! Awesome!
    Travelling. As in transit, paying for fares, waiting in queues, walking, etc. Very dull. All of that happens in a blink of an eye in most films. You’d swear going to another country took less than an hour!
    Holding onto a ledge with one hand. Happens a lot in films to up the tension, whereas if you’re a scarecrow like me you’d get tired after about five seconds and end up falling with a newly dislocated shoulder
    A zombie apocalypse. Would in real life be fairly short-lived thanks to the military, barbed wire fences and enormous trenches
    Being the quiet kid. Kids in movies look so interesting and mysterious not saying a word all the time, but when I try it I just look autistic

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    Susan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much to unpack here. I agree and disagree with some but there's too many listed. I hate when posters do this so automatic downvote.

    joann fielding
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh. Once again, colds are caused by a virus, you cannot get a cold being wet and cold. 🤦‍♀️ It's just CALLED a cold.

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one about holding on to a ledge, even with both hands, is so true. They're not even using their whole hands, just their fingers. The number of people in the entire world who have that kind of finger strength could probably be counted on one hand.

    Ray Carrillo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombies = Corpse decay being the limiter on longevity. Zombie like people would die due to dehydration and malnutrition.

    superfluous
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, not a fan of narrative economy?

    StPaul9
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombies-not blood pumping so unable to cool down, dry out and collapse of exhaustion.

    vy4b62ztwm
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not get pneumonia from getting cold and wet. It is a bacterial or viral infection depending on which strain. You do not get colds from being cold or flu from being cold. They are viruses.

    Daniel Atkins
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quiote Allen Gamble from Th Other Guys. "How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call b******t on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was b******t!"

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    #30

    31 Things That Look Awesome In Movies But Are Terrible In Real Life That one scene in deadpool 2 where deadpool literally gets ripped in half. Not much else to say.

    TycenAnytizers , 20th Century Fo Report

    Enuya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. You can't do it in real life? Here go my weekend plans...

    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the upside is that you new get to have some next-week plans!

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    Stygtand
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brb i need to make a phone call.

    MagicJacket
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was ripped in half and regrew his legs, shouldn't there be two Deadpools now? The discard legs that were ripped off would regrow the top half of him.

    #31

    There are several things that look cool in movies but often fall flat in real life. Here are a few examples:

    Car Chases: In films, car chases are thrilling and action-packed, with dramatic crashes and high-speed maneuvers. In reality, high-speed driving is dangerous, illegal, and often results in serious accidents.
    Gun Fights: Movie shootouts are often choreographed for maximum excitement, with characters dodging bullets and executing perfect shots. In real life, gunfights are chaotic, unpredictable, and usually end in tragedy.
    Hacking: In movies, hacking is often depicted as a quick, flashy process involving rapid typing and flashy graphics. In reality, hacking is usually a slow, methodical process that requires extensive knowledge and patience.
    Time Travel: Time travel is a fascinating concept in films, allowing characters to change the past or future. In reality, time travel is purely theoretical, with no evidence that it’s possible.
    Superhero Powers: Characters with superhuman abilities can do incredible things, but in real life, humans have physical limitations and cannot fly, lift cars, or heal instantly.
    Romantic Gestures: Grand romantic gestures in movies often lead to happy endings. In reality, relationships are complex, and such gestures can sometimes be seen as unrealistic or even inappropriate.
    Fight Scenes: Choreographed fight scenes can look impressive on screen, but real fights are often messy, uncoordinated, and can lead to severe injuries.
    Life in the Fast Lane: Characters living extravagant lifestyles with constant parties and excitement can seem glamorous, but in reality, such lifestyles can be exhausting and unsustainable.
    These elements contribute to the escapism of movies, allowing audiences to enjoy thrilling experiences that are often impractical or unrealistic in everyday life.

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the A. but the I. is sus

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    superfluous
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be the point of watching if it wasn't different than real life???

    L Venn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI loves to capitalize the headings in a list.

    Susan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much to unpack here. I agree and disagree with some but there's too many listed. I hate when posters do this so automatic downvote.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, please describe the nature of the offensiveness.

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    PandaPadi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In movies we see the guy coming down the girl's window unannounced and throwing rocks to gain the attention of the girl. If this happened IRL, cops would have been called

    Spittnimage
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In gun fights the good guys can't hit anything they aim at til the end or the movie would be over sooner rather than later.

    Lucas Jackson
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually with fights as well irl they are short ie. A few punch’s and then either someone runs away, police are called or friends intervene. Not to mention repeated blows to the head will result in brain damage at the low end and death at the extreme end. In movies they depict fights where characters can take multiple blows to the head and just walk away fine. Also they never lose teeth which would be one of the first things to go.

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