The saying “give it the old college try” comes from none other than Babe Ruth, better known as one of the most proficient athletes of his era. Sometimes even one of the greatest out there feels they have to try even when it might not work should be inspiring, since more often than not, we try and try and the only thing we get is a lesson on what not to do next time.
The “there was an attempt” internet community is dedicated to showcasing some of the best fails people have documented out there. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section down below.
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To Describe How Socialism And Capitalism Work
I will always downvote for the abominable "word" "Murica."
Load More Replies...Socialism is the neighborhood coming together to provide candy for everyone. Communism is having your kids pool their candy together and giving each of them the exact same amount. What you did isn't even capitalism, it's theft. Oligarchy, in fact.
Genuinely: - what do these people think socialism actually is. Even for someone that doesn’t agree with it (which they are entitled to) this makes no sense
Socialism (according to my Southern acquaintances) is when the Government gives money to anyone other than me.
Load More Replies...Can someone buy America an encyclopedia please? Trump said that Communism had been around for a thousand years, and no one corrected him.
No one corrected him because the majority of the press is too afraid to call him on it, lest he sue the hell out of them or banish them from briefings. Pathetic state of affairs.
Load More Replies..."Came together and fed your kids for free." "Yeah, with my money." "You don't understand socialism!"
Nobody is making anyone do anything. That's part the reason we have people on govt assistance for 30 years.
To Provide Healthcare
You mean The Claims Adjuster. Luigi has not been found guilty of anything.
Load More Replies...Exactly. Why are they not rising up against it? en masse that is, not the few individuals who do.
Load More Replies...bc they decided it's cheaper to let her croak than to keep her alive...welcome to America
Well, she's not a fetus. No need to fight for her. Right?
Load More Replies...I was recently declined a medication by the evil empire insurance company until more proof of it being necessary was done. People, for this particular medication it can only be verified by my own sensations and perception, which I validated. Oh, the out-of-pocket cost for it is like $6000/month and I can't help but wonder if that has anything to do with enhanced scrutiny? I think a [/s] goes here. Sadly, this is the best healthcare situation I've had in the US throughout my life. Burn it down.
Meanwhile, in England at least, if a medical professional deems it necessary then it happens. Granted, if you require medications you have to pay for the prescription (currently at £9.90 per item).
Load More Replies...Free Luigi Mangione! What I really don't understand about Murica is why those mass murderers like Brian "May he rot in Hell" Thompson aren't all hunted down and eliminated like they deserve.
I'm surprised to not see Lady Eowyn here to downvote this comment because of the word "Murica"! Edit: Have I been downvoted? I got a notification saying that this comment has been upvoted, but it doesn't have any. If I was downvoted, I don't see why, because I was only mentioning that on a different comment, Lady Eowyn said that she downvotes every comment which has the word "Murica". I was merely making a harmless comment suggesting that Lady Eowyn wasn't here.
Load More Replies...It's not even that the health insurance tried to deny it, but all the people involved in that claims process were being paid for their time, by US, through insurance premiums, money that could have stayed in our pocket or instead used for future medical payments. That's something people often don't understand - that Americans ridiculous system has all these middle men that cost a lot of money. (Wish we could put them in that third ship, like in Hitchhiker's Guide.)
You could instead have taped a balloon pump to the mouth and hired some low-wager to pump every four seconds or so.
Very sad truth, but my mother needed to be flown to a different hospital. Her flight was delayed because our hospital only had manual-pump ventilators. They had to find a flight that could include an extra staff member just to pump the ventilator. I was absolutely appalled. I know that I live in a very rural and poverty-stricken area, but I honestly did not know that manual-pump ventilators were still in use anywhere. That my mom's life and care were dependent upon this was so revolting to me.
Load More Replies...To Paint Portland Protesters As Dangerous Thugs
Every day this administration shows how much of a joke it is. If it's not their armed thugs crying a bunch of dudes in blow up costumes are actually terrorists they're crying in a court room they felt threatened by a literal ham sandwich.
Could you explain the ham sandwich story? It sounds funny!
Load More Replies...To strike fear into the hearts of men around Portland, and then the world...the Portland Frog Brigade has assembled!
We went to a No Kings protest last month. Lots of inflatable costumes and frog hats and shirts. It was really fun meeting people of all ages and walks of life. I had a silly outfit on and lady snuck up on me with a bubble making gun set it off around and said "Oooh look at me, Antifa is so scary" and walk of and sprayed more people. We were laughing so hard! 😂
From America's Funniest Home Videos in the 1990s to modern internet communities like "There Was an Attempt" and viral TikTok compilations, fail content has proven to be one of the most enduring forms of entertainment. These videos showing people slipping, stumbling, and spectacularly messing up simple tasks generate billions of views across platforms, but the reason for their popularity goes far deeper than simple humor. The psychology behind our love of watching others fail reveals uncomfortable truths about human nature and the way we maintain our sense of self worth.
The primary psychological mechanism at work is schadenfreude, a German term that translates literally to "harm joy." This universal human emotion describes the pleasure people feel when witnessing the misfortunes of others. While the term originated in German, similar concepts exist across cultures, demonstrating that this is not merely a Western phenomenon but rather something fundamental to human psychology.
To Say You Wont 'Interfere With The Current Building.'
It started with slapping fake gold everywhere like a demented g***y pirate, now this. This man cannot but downgrade everything he gets his orange sausage fingers on.
Oy! And the photo of the remodeled Lincoln bathroom. Tacky and gaudy don't begin to cover it.
Load More Replies...I loathe every single thing about him and the people who supported him. I will NEVER forgive republicans.
It's not so much that he is "renovating" The People's House (without permission, of course) it's that he is doing it in a "Let Them Eat Cake" way. During a government shutdown, people losing jobs and health care, working without pay and taking away SNAP benefits (that's FOOD to the non-Americans on this board).
To Blame Obama
Because they don't think before they speak; in fact, they don't think at all..................I think they are totally incapable of intelligent thought.
maybe they are drones. no intelligence, no self determination, no bodily autonomy and someone else is in control. sure sounds like a drone to me. even roomba has more control over itself
Load More Replies...They were never taught that you can't trust everything you read on the internet and that you need to check your sources.
Starts with the Bible. Questioning what you read makes headaches for pastors.
Load More Replies...Strangely i don't think we can entirely blame them as individuals (possibly a little). At the moment there is a culture which is especially prominent with more right- leaning politicians to have a dangerous mix of disinformation and distrust of anything that disproves that misinformation. So these people are being taught the wrong information and then told that any other information is "lefty propaganda".
It happened because MAGA have been conditioned to believe everything is someone else’s fault. Once that is your motivation, cognitive reasoning is off the table.
Believing everything is someone else’s fault is MAGA's notion of patriotism.
Load More Replies...Sweden consent, in eu. How inte the gods world do you're educating system work? Some of you are stupid as hell. Don't you have world orientering lessons att all? Not all is Usa. And really. I pitty you, the greatest land on earth and your leaders tears you down to shreds. How can you not see that you are the ones loosing on this? You may love and adore Trump. But really? The last good president you had was Obama, for you and the world. We are not ignorant, but you in al mighty USA are.
Sorry... Did not read through before posting. Alas the errors
Load More Replies...Conservatives are very smart, thank you very much. This is fraudulent.
To Remove It But That Only Made It More Iconic
It wasn't removed for political reasons but because the building is a listed public monument. Banksy is a very clever man and knew that this stunt would get him the attention he craves.
"attention he craves"? Or maybe he is trying to make a point? Do you understand art?
Load More Replies...It honestly looks like there were two guys fighting and a car drove by. XD
Social comparison theory, developed by Leon Festinger in the 1950s, explains that people constantly compare themselves with others, and watching someone else fail can make us feel relatively better about our own competence and status. Research suggests a connection between schadenfreude and self esteem.
To Control The Narrative
To Identify The Agents
As long as they are well past their expiry date, I'm all for it!
I think the greater percentage of ICE agents are well past their expiry date.
Load More Replies...Ugh! They won't even show their faces. If their "mission" is so righteous, they should proudly own it, not cover up like thugs.
Load More Replies...most (but not all) of you are missing the point... ICE Agents won't show ID
judging by a lot of pictures of the masked calorie commandos, they would fall for this
To Express Grief Authentically
From the website: Trump Watches are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC uses the “Trump” name, image and likeness under a paid license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. I'm sure the grifter keeps grifting, he's just got people trying keep it from looking like an emolument.
Load More Replies...This could go one of two ways. In a year, no-one remembers her name or she's named in an adultery petition.
Because being dead is the best thing that happened to him. Before that, how many people oneself his existence?
Was it Beavis or But thead that he resembled with his weird tooth thing?
Studies demonstrate that self esteem has a negative relationship with schadenfreude, meaning individuals with lower self esteem tend to experience this emotion more frequently and intensely. When people with fragile self images see others fail, especially those who appear more successful, they experience stronger self threat when confronted with high achievers, and witnessing these people's misfortunes increases their schadenfreude. This suggests that fail videos serve as a form of psychological self medication, temporarily boosting the mood of viewers who may feel inadequate in other areas of their lives.
To Cry For More Money
Because Erika Kirk is a *censored* *censored* *censored* Also the Turning Point USA Youtube-channel is failing hard right now
She was caught backstage, just before her intro to a speaking engagement, seen putting “tear drops” in her eyes.
As much as I feel she's faking it: but do you have a legitimate source to confirm this?
Load More Replies...people get shot every day and they dont get rewards and im sure a lot of them are against gun violence TRASH!
To Protest Hiding Your Face....whilst Hiding Their Faces
Why morons? They chose to cover their faces. Women who are forced to adhere to Islamic “standards of modesty” cannot choose. Burqa is a misogynistic device that should be banned worldwide.
Load More Replies...What does wanting to ban an article of clothing specifically designed to oppress and dehumanize women have to do with the rest of the entries in this post?
You really think they're doing it for women's rights?!? A guy with a shirt that looks like it reads "F**k Antifa"? What garbage.
Load More Replies...I still don't get it. Do these people not understand Antifa isn't an organization? It literally means that you are Anti F*****t.
Sadly, this is becoming all the more common the the UK these days, with high profile mouthpieces spouting that the country is under attack from foreigners and that people need to take back "their" streets. Again, comes from a lack of decent education or actual understanding of how England became the country it is, and who our Patron Saint was.
Sadly for these idiots, they will be identified by the cell phones in their pockets.
To Understand Nature
Tell me you haven't been outside in a long time without telling me you've been outside in a long time.
Is that question mark your profile or am I not seeing smth? Just asking.
Load More Replies...The popularity of fail content might also have evolutionary roots. Psychologist Richard Smith suggests that our delight in others' suffering may stem from knowledge that we are getting a competitive advantage, as Darwin proposed that all life is in constant competition for resources and mates. In this framework, watching someone else struggle represents a relative gain in social standing, even if only psychologically.
To Use Correct Spelling And Grammar
posting a rapist as funny content? really? we cant swear but you can post an a*****e ersehole for laughs?
That would mean they couldn't make fun of half the republican politicians either
Load More Replies...He r***d that woman so violently that she had to get her tampon surgically removed. Put him on the wall.
Yeah, maybe if you didn't r**e women or expressing anti-immigration to a country built on immigration...
Obviously, he has spent too much time in the ring...................being battered.
To Provoke The Us Into Civil War
And the 'Orange God' thinks it's about him. Talk about unpatriotic.
Load More Replies...To Get A Barista Fired And Drum Up Social Media Hate
Why the f**k would anyone know his favourite drink in the first place, as though it's common knowledge? Bore off
Exactly. What if they hadn't even heard of Kirk and they just happened to order his favourite drink without knowing it?
Load More Replies...My God, a "mint majesty with honey"? I don't even know what that is, yet I feel sick burps coming on.
Jesse Waters, your thoughts on the type of man that orders "mint majesty with honey"?
That guy is so irritating. Also ignorant because that's what the keyboard suggested as soon as I typed the letter i.
Load More Replies...The snowflakes on the right constantly try to paint themselves as the victims
Fail videos also serve as a welcome counterpoint to the carefully curated perfection displayed on social media platforms. While social media sites like Facebook tend to feature content showing people in their best light, which has been shown to cause envy and low self esteem in heavy users, fail videos show vulnerable people who do not have it together.
To Take The Bank Teller On A Date
"she's laughing & he's attractive so I can tell she's digging it" Yeah, no. She's at work & is paid to be nice to the customers so that they stay customers. When will guys figure that out??
You don't need any money to go on a date. If the other person is good company, a free walk through the park is already a great date. Dissing people for being poor, is not a nice thing to do. Just because you're living from paycheck to paycheck doesn't mean you can't have a love life.
Just a guess, but...spitting game=flirting. Son, my chest= Bro, I'm laughing so hard, my chest hurts.
Load More Replies...To Have Freedom Of Press
The good news is that the entire Pentagon press corps not only refused to do this, but walked out en masse.
To Be Body Positive
and then say "Don't talk about my weight nor Özempic, I will block you!" As before they were positive and not like that, is my preconception? edit: I mean if ozempic is needed for health then it's just an drüg like most others!
Load More Replies...So, the concept of “body positivity” is a bit misunderstood.. whether it’s Megan Trainor, Lizzo, whoever, it does not mean “I’m fat, I’m happy to be fat, I want you to be fat, I want to be fat forever” necessarily. “Body positivity” means that whatever weight people are, they have the right to be respected for who they are as a person and treated like a human being. And if they want to lose weight, by diet or injection or surgery or exercise, it’s their choice! Someone’s overweight, it means they’re lazy or sloppy or stupid. If they lose weight, they’re a sellout and “I thought you said you were happy being fat, you can’t have it both ways” What is so difficult about treating others how you wish to be treated….?
i agree in every case except for Megan Trainors. you are completely right, that body positivity is literally just about "everyone, regardless of their weight, skin color, or other physical appearance, deserves to be treated and respected as a person". that is a great message and i will never have any issue with it. where i do take issue, is that Megan Trainors whole career up to this point has basically been defined as "im a big girl, and im better than you because of it". you cant preach body positivity and then have a line in a song saying "those skinny b*****s". She built her career out of being bigger, belittled those that were smaller, and then took the first bus out of fat town the second the ozempic craze hit. its just kinda gross in all regards imo.
Load More Replies...Now that everyone with enough money can be slim, there will soon be no more body positivity - a fat body will then only be an expression of your poverty.
If you think about it, on Ozempic people are eating maybe one small meal per day and not snacking. It would save hundreds, if not thousands of dollars in food costs each month. Even adding the cost of the prescription into the equation it would still be cheaper to use ozempic rather than eat! (I'm not advocating either way: To each their own)
Load More Replies...People bashed her for being fat. She decided YEARS later to lose weight for health reasons. Now people bash her for doing that. Famous people literally cannot win.
Her career was based off her being bigger. "All about that bass" is a metaphor for not being a skinny girl.
Load More Replies...Body positivity does not mean you have to stay the weight you are. Body positivity is about realizing that there is beauty in every type of body instead of only the few that fit the 'beauty standard', that bodies are wonderful things that are about way more than how they look (how amazing is it that your body enables you to walk and dance and see and listen to music and have órgasms and taste food!), that you can love and celebrate your body regardless of how it looks, that people deserve respect regardless of how they look, that people are allowed to have an opinion regardless of their bodies. You can believe in all those things, and still choose to use medication to lose weight. Also, she's allowed to change her mind about stuff, that song was a long time ago.
So she wanted to do it. Not sure why people get upset. My partner of 14 years originally got on it because he was borderline diabetic and at no point were we unable to get it because "everyone" was taking it. It's not illegal and celebs aren't raising peoples kids ya know? It's the other kids on tik tok that are teaching your kids how to misbehave. It doesn't make sense. Help me make it make sense.
I was originally prescribed Ozempic for T2D. I had to switch to Mounjaro because of the shortage. The inconsistency of supply was very difficult for me to manage by glucose levels. By the time I got the Mounjaro approved, it was also affected by shortage. 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...The editor in chief of Fail Blog, one of the internet's largest repositories of such content, explicitly acknowledges this function with their motto of helping people feel better about themselves every day. However, there are important limits to what counts as entertaining failure.
To Represent Different Cultures
to be fair, it is not intended to be ingested or injected straight into the brain.
Load More Replies...Looks like the same person in three outfits. Perhaps they could only afford one model.
yeah im assuming its the dentist or dental assistant. i dont really think that this is malicious, just tone deaf.
Load More Replies...Ok, but the costumes are diverse. And, really authentic looking. Aren't they? Especially the cow print looking kimono.
To Alienate Millions Of Customers
Amazing what people can do when they stand together in the face of adversity!
Maybe they should actually do more because it works!
Load More Replies...I canceled HULU after confirming my mom finished whatever shows she watched.
Load More Replies...It wasn't Kimmel that caused me to cancel. Their subscription cost doubled and their quality went way down. Is Disney trying to recover from the losses on their box office flops?
TF2 last year had a crisis with people signing a petition. AI tried to crash it
To Make A New Friend
There appears to be a threshold where empathy overrides schadenfreude, as videos containing gore or intense violence appeal to different psychological mechanisms more related to how people cannot look away from disasters. The most popular fail content features relatively minor mishaps where people are embarrassed but not seriously hurt, maintaining the delicate balance between amusement and genuine concern.
To Erase More History For A Ballroom
I cannot believe this is not a ludicrous nightmare I'm having. This man is a real-life caricature.
I hope MAGA blows a gasket when the next president tears that ball room down to the foundation
I think the next president should not destroy it but repurpose it for something that Trump would strongly dislike. Perhaps something for the children or the nature he destroyed....That's it: indoor nature park!
Load More Replies...Here me out: plant more inside the ballroom when he's gone and turn it into a giant green house. No tearing the rich guy stuff out, just dump dirt on it. hehe
Load More Replies...It is wild to see just how submissive the American nation is. Long suspected, darkly confirmed.
Nova Rook, you’re entitled to your opinion but have you been paying attention to the protests by millions of people and our last election having the Democrats win by large margins. It’s going to take time, money and effort but we will get back to where we should be.
Load More Replies...Vandal. He'll leave an awful legacy. He has not one ounce of sentiment or respect in his body.
This absolutely sickens me. Cutting down TREES planted by former PRESIDENTS?! This is by far NOT the worst thing he has done, but definitely far from acceptable.
And no is trying to stop him. If my other President did this the country would be mortified!
To Get Away With It
Seems pretty amateurish and trivial when compared the the grifting done by the mango messiah.
To Sell Soybeans To China
Exactly the same thing happened during the Dοtսrd's first term when he declared trade war on China. It cost the US taxpayer $30 billion in subsidies to Big Agriculture in the first year alone.
The irony, General, is for someone who 'loves' farmers, his push to allow Argentinian beef imports at the expense of american farmers should speak volumes (see 60 Minutes segment 11/9).
Load More Replies...Remind me again who most of these farmers voted for - and still support.
Yeah, I'm totally not feeling the feels for them.
Load More Replies...See how much more we have to sell to Muricans........................what do you mean they can't afford it; tell them to go out and take all those jobs that the deportees left!
Murican's don't eat no soy beans! That's for sissy soy boys!
Load More Replies...Soybean farmers: "But I voted for him to s***w over other people, not me!"
Research has shown that experiencing schadenfreude can actually enhance satisfaction of basic psychological needs including self esteem, control, belongingness, and meaningful existence, particularly when another's setback occurs in competitive circumstances. This helps explain why fail content remains so consistently popular across different platforms and generations. It is not just mindless entertainment but rather fulfills genuine psychological needs for viewers seeking to maintain or boost their self concept.
To Hire A Photographer
The boy on the right's face really reminds me of something but I can't think what.
To Pretend To Be The Party Of Free Speech
1984 was not supposed to be instructional. Much less Idiocracy. But here we are.
Load More Replies...They'd be pissed if anyone quoted Kirk inaccurately. But they're enraged if you do it accurately.
that certainly seemed to be the implication. i posted on my personal FB account that he was a piece of s**t that doesnt deserve to be mourned, in the middle of a long post about why i thought the whole thing was blown out of proportion, including the disparity in response to his death and to that of children being gunned down in school, and some mouth breathing MAGA Chud screen capped it and edited out everything but my name and "charlie kirk is a piece of s**t" and posted it as a google review of my job saying they should fire me. plot twist a*****e i own the company lol. what a group of unapologetic losers. anyone who venerates CK or supports him and his ilk is a f*****g loser full stop.
Load More Replies...To Stop Government Censorship
When will people realize that him signing an order does not make it law? Acting as if his orders are law as soon as they are signed is yet another scam we are all falling for.
He just loves signing and SEEING his name (hence the giant sharpie). He pretends they're autographs.
Load More Replies...The 1st amendment doesn't guarantee that your employer will have any guts whatsoever.
Freedom of speech is not a guarantee of employment. Employers are allowed to fire people.
You're living in your own little MAGA world, aren't you, Lynn?
Load More Replies...The enduring appeal of fail content ultimately reveals something both troubling and deeply human about our psychology. While we may feel guilty about laughing at others' mishaps, these moments of schadenfreude serve important psychological functions related to self esteem maintenance and social comparison. Understanding this mechanism does not make the enjoyment disappear, but it does illuminate why these videos continue to captivate audiences generation after generation.
To Sleep On Their Eight Sleep Mattress
Can't do s**t without the cloud these days. I hope for the time when the bubble bursts and people realise the vast amounts of telemetry being sent to these companies. For 99% of these "cloud" things, not only is there no local override (as this shows) but also, let me ask you, what does it being connected to the cloud offer that eighty lines of code running on a cheap eight bit microcontroller from the 90s couldn't do better?
Load More Replies...The reason people were unable to use their beds was that the outage set them all to an upright reclined pose. Because the app was down, users couldn't use it to set the beds back to a comfortable position for sleeping.
Makes one wonder why "regular flat bed" isn't the default position.
Load More Replies...It's like a hospital bed — it can go up and down and tilt in various ways. The odd part is the app that controls the bed only works if it's connected to an online server. It is also odd that when it loses its Internet connection it goes to a tilted position.
Load More Replies...To Make You Feel Stupid By The FBI
The comment and picture are deliberately very misleading. The words on the bullets were scratched into the sides of the bullet casings. The FBI did not misunderstand the brand stamp. Why are people so ready to believe such obvious lies?
I've developed some amusing theories: some rando on Reddit (usually) is either shitposting, or trolling, then BP picks it up to continue the cycle. If the rando (such as "kate bush's husband 2") gets even a few people to believe it, success. Now add AI and algorithms to the mix, and things get even more interesting . . . .
Load More Replies...remember the "ICE shooter" that the FBI swoooooore was targeting ice agents and had "anti ice propaganda" engraved into the bullets, and then come to find out, he shot three detainees, never once fired at an agent, and the "anti ice" propaganda that was "engraved" onto the bullets was the words ANTI ICE written on the bullet casing in blue sharpie? pepperidge farm remembers.
To Rise Above Poverty
This story has been blown out of all proportion. People want you to believe a poor woman on food stamps baked a few cakes to earn a little cash on the side. She was running a business and defrauding the government. She was caught stealing $20,000 in total but was offered a deal where she admitted one count of stealing $1800. Had she taken the plea deal she would avoided jail entirely. But she refused and now she's going to court to face all the charges where she could be given a maximum of 10 years but in reality will get nowhere near that.
send a link with some documentation on this. i wouldnt care if she was running a business OR defrauding the government. the government defrauds us often enough these days.
Load More Replies...Ok but the absolute r a p e of Americans by Trump is cool because he let's everyone say the N word
You don't know much about the American judicial system, do you.
Load More Replies...A whole $1800?!?!?! Thats almost as much as Trump wastes every minute!
The sad thing about this is if she has a need in the future for SNAP, they will decline her due to fraud.
In other words, people who take advantage of SNAP benefits to commit fraud are booted out of the program. That's fair
Load More Replies...To Ask A Friendly Question On Threads
So don't put your project on social media for random people to look at.
I'd hazard a guess it's a set of scarves? Miss Sarahjoy2674 should probably stop posting photos of her work if she doesn't want strangers "invading her privacy"
To Get Me To Try To Eat 90 Lbs Of Cheese
cosmological speaking a day and a year aren't that much of a difference
Is that actually cheese, or 'American Cheese'. Fun fact, I'm allergic to cheese, but can eat American cheese, because it's not actually cheese!
Then you have not actually eaten real American cheese.
Load More Replies...Btw it was 42lb per person per year in 2023 so the number's not right for that either
I do consume a lot of cheese if I have alot of pets. Gotta pay my cheese tax
I must pay the cheese tax as well
Load More Replies...To Not Idolize And Implement North Korea’s Authoritarian Regime
"You shall have no other gods before me". - Exodus 20:3. So, American NatCs (Nationalist Christians), what are you going to do about it?
Some of Ozzy's final words. "I am the Devil too. There can be only one so one of us must go." RIP John Michael.
Load More Replies...To Intimidate A Sitting Mayor
They want to imprison everyone who disagrees with them – this is called Fascism.
And restrict the news' ability to provide the info on it...that's first amendment stuff there.
Load More Replies...That b.i.t.c.h. who runs LibsofTiktok needs to be arrested, like now, for all the division and damage she has created. She is literally a Russian asset.
How do you know libs of tiktok is a she or he? And how is some random right wing lunatic account doing any more damage than any other right wing account in existence? They wouldn't be the only one.
Load More Replies...I'm still wondering what ICE is as I'm not American. Could someone please explain?
To Correctly Calculate A 10% Pay Increase
They applied the "percentage" part twice. 10% is 0.10, as they use, but then they try to convert it into a percentage again by dividing by 100. Either one on it's own would be fine, but together it results in a 0.1% raise instead of a 10% raise
Load More Replies...Time to invest in a mock security camera (cardboard edition, self-made)
Load More Replies...To Not Be A Complete Hypocrite (Brendan Carr In 2022)
Two qualities any good president will have - 1. Healthy sense of humor. 2. Pet lover. Not saying these qualities guarantee a good leader, but a lack of them guarantees a bad one.
There have been many fine presidents and other world leaders who had no special interest in pets.
Load More Replies...To Appear Competant
Perhaps, but at least bricks are useful.
Load More Replies...For the ICE thugs, they don't care who it is - it's all about the bounty $$$.
To Uphold A Supreme Court Ruling
Not up in the air any more. It has landed with a sickening thud and is amongst us.
Load More Replies...To Defend Tom Homan
Glad to see MeidasTouch here. They are straight up ROCKING IT! Excellent source of actual factual news.
To Make A Tasteful Design Choice
Because Home Depot only makes them in one size.
Load More Replies...TEMU isn't that tacky and tasteless.
Load More Replies...To Teach Some Math
1/3 burger? 𝗁𝗍𝗍𝗉𝗌://𝗐𝗐𝗐.𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗎𝖻𝖾.𝖼𝗈𝗆/𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁?𝗏=𝖤𝖬𝖭𝗊𝖩𝖰𝖺𝖿𝟢𝟪𝖤
Load More Replies...I hope that was a teacher's aid, even then...ugh. As an aside, our stupid adherence to fractions is absolutely insane.
Why are fractions (or "maffing" with them) insane? I find them very logical and easy go understand, which makes Math problems more approachable. In any case it's never a bad idea to show people more than one way of solving problems.
Load More Replies...This problem requires you to think outside the box. The pizza box in this case.
To Uphold The First Amendment
I wonder how he feels about the *second* amendment... in hindsight, I mean. If he weren't dead.
Kirk didn't believe that hate speech existed. Which is why he confined himself to the other three.
Wrong. Amendment rights are not absolute, and may be regulated by Congress. If you yell "fire" in a crowded public place, you will face criminal and civil consequences for deaths, injuries, and property damage caused by your speech. Go look up "nuance", Charlie. Oh wait, you can't.
Technically you are allowed to yell "fire", protected by 1st Amendment, but you will face consequences.
Load More Replies...Oh, he was speaking about school children's deaths. I don't know if he imagined it being his own.
Load More Replies...To Grieve
Would have been cooler if they launched him out of a cannon over the crowd
Three Nigerian Men Were Arrested At An Airport In Algeria After Trying To Board A Flight To Dubai Dressed As Arab Women
Yeah. Dubai is not f*****g with this s**t.
Load More Replies...Please tell me that they were playing Milli Vanilli tunes in the airport lounge at this time.
To Extort A Media Personality Into Capitulation
To Celebrate Free Speech And Cancel Culture At The Same Time
greg gutfeld is the least funny host i've ever seen. every joke is "so, democrats did x. thats f*****g stupid, right?" yelled loudly out the side of his mouth.
To Confuse Protesters
I just saw a news story about the junta in Myanmar b3ating dissidents while restrained. So many of the group are resisting now due to the harsh treatment of prisoners. The absolute cruelty of the ones in power against their captives is going on here in the US, with much less frequency, but even one person hurt like this is so wrong
While this is a clear case of whataboutism, indeed the world doesn’t seem to care by far as much about the Rohingya as it does about the Palestinians, and demonizes Israel to a much greater extent than it does Myanmar.
I agree that it is terrible what is going on in Myanmar. However, its my tax dollars supporting a genocide. To compound this, if I complain, I am branded anti-Semite.
Load More Replies...To Do Damage Control, After An International Incident
Good grief! No wonder this buffoon is such an utterly incompetant "businessman", he clearly hasn't the first clue about basic trade & commerce!
Relatively coherent sentences, and the absence of words all in capital letters, suggests an adult drafted this for him
My thoughts exactly. There's no way that incoherent babbling idiot wrote this.
Load More Replies..."Give us your trade secrets then GTFO," he says. " We're better than you anyway," he says. It is genuinely shocking how arrogant he is..
Have you ever heard him speak? Trying to follow his incoherent babbling is stroke inducing.
Load More Replies...To Pretend It Wasn't His Signature
To Show Off Your Tattoos And Get Compliments
Honestly, if I needed the police I wouldn’t care about their tattoos, just that they do their job 🤷
I'm confused.A ton of vets have full sleeves. They often go into law enforcement. Below the wrist is a little unusual. What am I missing here? Honest question.
They left out the second photo where everyone made fun of him. So he was attempting to look like a baddie but was mocked mercilessly.
Load More Replies...Get those storage devices out again—I've heard video and music piracy is back in fashion. Seriously, kids—save as much as you can, or you'll get ripped off. Not just movies and music—save history as it happened, before the internet forces a different version on you—VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Moronic felon worshipping cultist
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Load More Replies...Get those storage devices out again—I've heard video and music piracy is back in fashion. Seriously, kids—save as much as you can, or you'll get ripped off. Not just movies and music—save history as it happened, before the internet forces a different version on you—VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Moronic felon worshipping cultist
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