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You should be proud of who you are—and that includes embracing your name, however quirky it might be. It’s important to have a good sense of humor and realize that not everyone will ‘get’ your name. Sure, some people might mispronounce it a dozen times, but it’s a part of your identity. Equally as important is a parent’s decision on what to name their child: it’s a moment that will define their future. Because, let’s get real, naming your kid something super unique and weird will likely make their life hell in the playground.

Perhaps it’s best to steer clear of X Æ A-Xii and go for something slightly more down to earth? Maybe adding way too many y’s and ae’s isn’t the way to go? That’s where the ‘That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad’ private Facebook group comes in. A community that’s just shy of 13k members, the name-roasting group gently mocks the parents who choose to give their kids names that seem like they’re from another planet. There’s no room for any insults or criticism of parenting choices here—only light humor.

Scroll down, upvote the posts that made you laugh or confused the heck out of you, and be sure to drop by the comment section when you’re done, Pandas. What’s the strangest name you’ve ever seen or heard ‘in the wild’? Have you ever considered changing your name? Share your experiences with everyone else.

Bored Panda was interested to learn more about choosing baby names, what to do in case your child is bullied, and how to help kids build their own sense of self, so we reached out to parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, a mom who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' blog. Scroll down to see what Samantha told us.

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Rebecca Mis Report

Zophra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sigh. I had to look this up. It's a group of islands for anyone else who missed this fact in their education.

Snacking on cats
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry I missed this fact in my education too *sigh* thanks for this information

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D Battle II
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should start a chain restaurant....or just sell chains.

tuzdayschild
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda like this. Definitely a comic book side kick character.

Josurf
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My name is Focker, Bud Focker...

Analyn Lahr
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of his parents must have been into geography and thought they were funny.

Barong
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is he a geography teacher?

The Veil of Fire
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some names can bring a little joy. Archie...cool. Pelago...also cool. Put them together.... Gave me a smile and a little chuckle.

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Blogger mom Samantha, from 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' told us about the considerations new parents might want to take into account when choosing a name for their children. Sometimes, the perfect name you had all planned out for years and years might not end up being the one you end up choosing. After all, you have to pick something together with your partner, not alone.

"I played dolls with my friends when I was little, and had names for the dolls that I fully intended to name my actual human children one day. I pretty much stuck to the plan into adulthood, but hadn’t realized that my husband would reject all of my choices. Goodbye, 'Felicity.' The reality of choosing a name is more complicated than some of us realize because you need to consider how your partner will feel about your choices," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.

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In that case, you might want to consider somehow incorporating a family name or picking a person you'd like to pay tribute to. Though that raises a pretty good question, as to which grandparent should the baby be named after. Have we mentioned that choosing a baby name is tough?

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    Jenna Lane , twitter.com Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probableigh. Sadleigh, this has apparntleigh become a trend.

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    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to look back at her childhood negativeliegh

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sibling who is either the oldest or the youngest by a large number of years gets the name Accidentaleigh.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last name is Tate. My family has come up with dozens of funny names that we could use based on that. Like: D**k(Tate). Ro(Tate). Twins Regurgi and Rehabili. Reales. Facili...... The possibilities are endless. Feel free to create some of your own if you'd like. :)

    ButterflyCatcher56
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hesitate, irritate, meditate, amputate, and annotate. 🙂

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    KitKat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hileriousleigh 😀😁😂

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    Michele Van Detti Report

    Jan Eivroc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably sue my parents in the future...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So would I If I managed to resist introducing their skulls to the business end of a ballpeen hammer first, that is.

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new superhero. Power and abilities: make you dance

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can’t be real, imagine school, or work, or anything. Poor child

    Stephanie Wittenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His school mates will have a field day. Poor child is right!

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    Aunt E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His parents call him "Sue" for short because they're fans of Johnny Cash, too.

    Charlie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a completely ordinary name by my countrys standards, so ordinary it borders on being a John/Jane Smith name, not even a middlename to break the boredom. I hated it growing up, and asked my mom why They chose so ordinary a name, I wanted to stand out a bit. She explained she hated her own special namecombo, and didn't want me to feel the same. If I still wanted to stand out as an adult, I had the choice then. Today, in this online world, I rather love the anonymity in a totally boring and ordinary name, No Superfunk, Qwinsleigh or Aquamarine-Melody names to make me stand out in a Googlesearch..

    Farid Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new parents think naming their kids is like naming an avatar in a game.

    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some sensible countries, this would be illegal.

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    Then we have to remember the fact that not all names are 'valid': some perfectly fine names might remind us of people who have wronged us in the past. "There are bad associations we have due to people we have known through the years that can limit our name options. All of this comes before we even open up the discussion to more unusual names and possible teasing," Samantha, from 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' noted just how big of a challenge it really is for parents.

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    "I personally believe no one should be teased for their name, but the reality is that a very unusual name choice could be setting up our kids for teasing despite our best intentions. An easy-to-say name will also be simpler for teachers, coaches, and friends to pronounce correctly. That said, I believe we should teach our kids to take the time to learn to correctly pronounce names, especially from different cultures and languages. Because we never want to seem like we’re making fun of someone’s culture or language," Samantha shared.

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    Jessica Malone Report

    debrina blackmoon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Enemy Sun" ...HMMM. Something for a SyFy movie?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which could be heard as Enemy Son, whereby the parents are setting themselves up for a very bad future. Bad for them, that is.

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    Jul Chv
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nemesis means Divine Revenge actually....

    Wingo Lamo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, nemesis is defined as "a long-standing rival; an archenemy" or "a downfall caused by an inescapable agent". In Greek mythology, however, Nemesis was the goddess of divine retribution and revenge.

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    Anjali Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOH! I LOVE the name Elysium! It’s the Greek paradise for the people who’ve lived the best lives! And, of course, Soleil meaning sun, that would be “Paradise Sun” except if someone named their kid that I would sue them. But here’s a good way to steer clear of people’s fury!

    foofoofloofy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend is named Elysia. It's a more name-like version and sounds lovely.

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    EQXL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least in France people would know how to find her, just follow the Route de Soleil

    FreshGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And isn’t Elysian “death” ???

    Celesta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only is the way "Heaven" or "Hell" means death. Elysian Fields were the paradise aspect of the afterlife.

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    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Elysium". That poor child will never, ever have her name pronounced correctly. As someone with a slightly unusual name that is never pronounced correctly the first time around (Janine), I feel for her.

    光猫
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their child a sci-fi character…?

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question : is Soleil their last name? Question 2: can we opt out?

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    Kady Beth Gallagher Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's gonna end up being "A-liver". Be prepared to pay for therapy sessions

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, this is originally O(h)liver but since parents can't agree, they decided Ahliver...right?

    Janet Graham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A re-imagined spelling of Oliver?

    Jj321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine Hannibal Lectur naming his dog this.

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah liver. Not my favorite meal.

    Petra Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His brother is okidney.

    Sue Knerl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really funny. If she spelled it for me I would laugh my a*s off~

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    Carley Copeland Report

    Random Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why's there so many Leighs? it's just like me saying: puttingleigh leighleigh onleigh theleigh backleigh ofleigh wordsleigh doesn'tleigh makeleigh itleigh aleigh nameleigh.

    Elvira Kreft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put leigh after everything

    Jan Eivroc
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes hurt reading this.

    PepaCatrigal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be fake. 🙏🏻 These names will easileigh lead to taunting

    Petra Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a throat disease..

    Calypso
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a medication 😛

    Al Padilla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think - If she has kids, she can change her name to Apparentleigh

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    There's no excuse for bullying, but the sad reality is that it can happen for any reason. "I think it’s so important that we as parents believe our children when they tell us they’re being bullied," Samantha said. "Then we can thank our kids for coming to us with their issue, reassure them it’s not their fault, and address it immediately. Most likely that will include talking to the school."

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    Meanwhile, fostering a sense of pride in one's identity is something that parents can definitely help their kids with. However, it is easier for some rather than others. "I’m fortunate that my children have strong senses of self and are confident. I try to compliment them often for their positive behavior traits, such as being kind and honest. I encourage them in pursuing their passions and hobbies. And I try to avoid focusing too much on their looks or weight. Most importantly, I try to avoid suggesting that they worry what others think about them," the mom told Bored Panda about how she approaches this important issue.

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    Kristie Samantha Burton Report

    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet the mother is heavily into healing crystals and essential oils.

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's a reason why she has met a person with those names..

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    D Battle II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad. She can always go by Melody or Mel.

    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "aquamarine" on its own would be a little out there, but not really that bad. You can call the kid "aqua" or "mara" and it kind of rocks honestly. It's the "melody" part that makes me go ugh

    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO, Aqua is a good name and very beautiful but “Aquamarine-Melody” is very much rare for a reason.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this here is the exact reason why parents like this person choose those names. Not for the child. But for themselves, so that they can boast that the name they chose is "speshul"

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aquamarine is my birthstone, but wouldn't want it as my name!

    EQXL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met Aqua! They're the cartoon heroes.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are the ones who're gonna last forever

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    WA2DK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't met any other Aqua yet? Hello....... does Barbie Girl ring a bell? 😜

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    Emily Haines Report

    Navindu Wijewardena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xavier, Cornelius, and I don't know the other one.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eulalia is not uncommon. Sorry lady.

    Stephanie Wittenberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my Mom and my Grandma had Eulala as their middle names, only differ by the "i."

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    Sareaesque
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eulalia is a traditional war cry in the Redwall series of books. I couldn't say that name without wanting to shout it.

    Łukasz Mirosław
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Ks' and 'sz' suggest it's in Polish. Recently we have a horrible fashion for alternate spellings to make the name seem foreign, or - in opposite - giving foreign names with Polish spelling. It is supposed to be distinguishing but looks ridiculous in most cases. Those up here should be Ksawery and Korneliusz (or Kornel). Eulalia is fine, though very old-fashioned.

    Jan Eivroc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are ALWAYS, ALWAYS complicating things...my goodness...

    Larriann Curtis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eulalia is a relatively common name is some Spanish-speaking communities. My grandmother was named Eulalah.

    Carina Esteve Gomis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eulàlia is the patron saint of Barcelona. Lia or Lali are the short nicks.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eulalie without the “a” at the end is an actual old-fashioned name, so that one’s not too bad. I just couldn’t keep from pronouncing all the unnecessary extra letters in the other names, though.

    Sonia Bailey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Gone with the Wind, one of Scarlett's maternal aunts in Charleston was called Eulalie.

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    Bored Retsuko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, ever heard, huh. 🙄 Except that Xavier and Cornelius are common names if spelled properly

    Saida
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling these parents might have been to Amsterdam... We have a street named Pieter Cornelisz Hooftstraat, where the z at the end of Cornelisz is short for zoon, or son in Dutch. It's a high end street with brands like Prada having shops there.

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    Brandy Muz Report

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better than I managed, which was to have my brain shut down after 3 letters

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is cry-on-yuh-day. Just a wild guess tho

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one of Elon Musk’s other kids?

    Jan Eivroc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a name. It can either be a code, if not a password.

    Abby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like someone just spamed the keyboard

    CD Mills
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain has informed me that these are Scrabble tiles. I get: Ryan, Dana, Edna, Noah, Rhonda, Ana, and I'm sure there are more.

    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the person’s parents were writing a name in the middle of the night and fell asleep on the keyboard.

    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Q-ry-on-yah-dae -ward son, There'll be peace when you are done..."

    Thomas Ewing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Quarantine" We are all as unique as snowflakes; just like everybody else. An unusual name means the parents are insecure. Don't hurt your child with a goofy name.

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    The ‘That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad’ Facebook group is a private collective that has been around for over three years. This November, they’ll be celebrating their fourth birthday. Anyone wishing to join the group has to answer a few simple questions so the administrators and moderators can filter out anyone who’s likely to cause trouble. After all, the point of the group is to gently roast others, not to go overboard.

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    The team behind the Facebook group sees itself as leftists who try not to embody the worst side of ‘Leftbook.’ There’s absolutely no room for abuse or rudeness here. “No racism, antisemitism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, SWERF nonsense, etc. Reverse racism is not a thing. Cultural appropriation is. These aren’t up for debate,” the folks behind the page write.

    What’s more, the mods and admins stress that if someone makes a post about their own child’s name on the private group, they’re essentially making it “fair game for a roast.” However, this “does not apply to legitimate, non-English names.” In other words, read the rules before posting in order to avoid any misconceptions.

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    Alondra J Garcia Report

    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They want to slap you?

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your parents. They started it by calling her Nataleigh!

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    Mihai Mara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend Lana named her daughter Jodie.

    Batman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they want to take your daughter because you're a terrible parent?

    ThatBiBookLover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to pronounce it and made a vomiting noise 🤷‍♀️

    Lem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume the H is silent and it sounds something like Gee-lah-tahn?

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    Jo Morris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely a name spelt backwards only works if the result is pronouncable? How the heck is this said?

    Good Luckas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait wait wait. Her name is NATALEIGH?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Peacemaker21
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nataleigh? What's with all the Leigh's?

    Toad Nugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO LOOKS AT A CHILD AND SAYS TO THEMSELF, "Hmm, yes. She definitely looks like a Nataleigh." ???

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    Skyy Noelle Report

    shinshige
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I GUARANTEE YOU this is from Utah. Payson is a rural town here and full of super conservative folks. They almost all hunt. In fact, I’m sure most of these names are from Utah.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad thought of it while he was in the waiting room at the maternity ward.

    1.21Gigawatts?!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason this reminded me of the name Paxton. Paxton would’ve been better than this

    Dani M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pecan pie would have been more appropriate

    Stacey Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was supposed to be Patience, but they had none

    J-FLY
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a camo cake. What did you expect?

    PepaCatrigal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inexplicably this name reminds me of a chewy sweet that tastes gross... ???

    Jessica Blankenship
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were literally Paycen the floors with him lol

    Kylie Mountain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one is all that odd. Like, yeah, they probably made it up themselves, but to me this reads as 'name' instead of 'nonsense word' like a lot of the others. It's relatively normal, even.

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    Kayla Binder Report

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As their nickname, OK. As their actual name, boy are you setting yourselves up for a really rough ride when he hits about 14.

    Little king trash mouth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It's an adorable nickname. Not a fan of it as a true band though. I call my sons "Bug" or sometimes "Monkey," but those are very much not their real names.

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    Violet Jensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You otter name him something else…

    Jorocky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otter is slang for a sexually actively hairy young gay man. Just saying.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tat is cute but the parent is a moron.

    Anjali Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’know… it’s kinda cute. I sort of get it. Otters are cheeky, cute and empathetic… I think this is a pretty cute name, all things considered.

    Cory Tollman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    National Lampoon's Animal House comes to mind.

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    What’s more, the Facebook group is very big on privacy and protecting people’s information. When posting something, make sure to censor any private information that could lead to someone getting identified. That means no stalking, no creeping, and generally just being a polite person.

    The team also makes it clear whose names you should never ever mock. “No mocking member names or the names of the injured, recently deceased, missing, sick, etc. It’s in bad taste and we will not hesitate to boot you. Mocking sex worker names also gets you the boot,” they explain.

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    Josephine Alicia Martinez Report

    Psycho Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're white trash without telling me you're white trash

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO, white trash names are more like "Krystal, Destinee, Brandy/Brandi, Misty, Jaxon, Jaylen, Jayden, Kayden, Brayden, Jordyn, etc.

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    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the 1st name actually “Famous”? WTF Is the middle name actually “Kartee” WTF! At first look I thought it was an ad for Famous Kmart. 50% off on Crocs 🤗

    Andrew Keane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn’t even a worthy second option.

    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, read tractor at first......

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope the kiddo doesn't have a lisp...

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it will be normal by the time these kids get to school.

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    Jessica JC Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ovari? Perfect middle name would be Testicleighs. Named for the origin points maybe?

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the last name is Morse, you must name the child Endeavour.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pity this poor kid when they get to be school age. And when they hit about 14 or 15, they may take out some revenge on their parents for saddling them with a name that is sooooo easy to ridicule.

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I just read that the baby's cousin is named "Ovari"? Hmmm

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gave me dame bramage. Sorry, brain damage 😆

    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ovari? Well, that's where he came from.

    Mark B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he have a 'cyster'?

    Harry Hwt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First name ovari last name ian zodiac sign cancer 🦀

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    Grace Morgan Report

    Psycho Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do your kids have like five names?

    Katherine Heasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she can spend the rest of her life going by Lillian or Renee instead of the weird-a*s first name her parents saddled her with.

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    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough putting ~leigh on every name please!!!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be great on tinder when she grows up - she's already a match!

    Theobolds Daughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll be fun to wrote on literally every form she will ever have to write in life.

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought the same thing as many forms don't have enough space for a first and last name.

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    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do kids know they will be spoiled stupid? Ask someone with five names! Useless.

    Jack O'reilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that there is a macdonalds cup in the delivery room speaks volumes

    光猫
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lillian Renee was fine.. did you have to add the first part?

    J-FLY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name renee isn't capitalized because her hand cramped up by the time she got to it.

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    It’s not a sin to want a unique name for your child. After all, they’re the apple of your eye, and you want the world to know just how special they are to you. But at the end of the day, a name is something that you have to live with. And even though kids might bully one another for even the smallest, most insignificant reasons, you also shouldn’t give them any additional ammunition by going super weird with your naming ideas.

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    Naming conventions do change over time. What was popular half a century ago might sound strange now. Similarly, the most popular names right now might raise a lot of eyebrows if given to someone born a century from now.

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    Woets
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both sound like clothing stores where you can buy beige pants and loafers

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not true! Harbor Kait is where you go to get knock-off tools and outdoor goods! I've seen their catalogs!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't call the next one Seaman Staines. ;-)

    FriendlyNeighborhoodTerror
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think it's kind of cute, considering their last names. Especially if the others on the list are the competiton

    FriendlyNeighborhoodTerror
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edit: I just realized Brooks isn't the last name. I still think that it's pretty cute and that its pretty good compared to the others

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    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next child will be Port and Stern...or Buoy and Dingy

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twins? At least both first names are nautical.

    Dave Van Beurden
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this a marriage announcement or an advert for a Vaudeville act?

    J-FLY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually don't hate these first names. The middles names bother me more.

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    Madi Funn Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the next two going to be called Madly and Deeply?

    Ada Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone from utah, i would like to formally apologize for our weird names

    Theobolds Daughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm, well, this is awkward. In the UK, spunk is a slang term for something unpleasant.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can go either way here, but the unpleasant version is what I immediately think of. I'm actually surprised the op didn't think to use it.

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    shinshige
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you they were all from Utah.

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they related to The Duggars, I'm getting those sorts of vibes.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “We are recent Utah transplants”. Figures. That’s probably not all they’ve had transplanted.

    Calypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly other than Truly and Trendy (why do u name your kids after adjectives - it's just confusing tbh) pretty cool names :)

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly isn't even an adjective, it's an adverb, at least an adjective means something on its own...

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    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people not know about Truly Scrumptious? It may be the name of a fictional person but it's still a name... which I'm sure holds a lot of nostalgia for a lot of people, also played by a beautiful actress who was a kind, strong and loving character so that's the only one I see as not weird!

    Vee Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spunky daughters? Who says that and why? Because they come from their father's spunk?

    H Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone from Utah, I can definitely say these people are from here

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    Turnip and a Frog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one and its variations are a proper name in some Slavic languages, spelled differently though, Kalina, which is also a name of a pretty flower bush.

    Calypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a polish song that has the chorus "ah kalin, ah kalin, kalinka" i think 👌

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sticking a random apostrophe in the middle of a BUNCH OF GIBBERISH does not F*****G MAKE IT A NAME, PEOPLE

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The random apostrophe! The random capitalization ! The random insertion of Y or Z ! The random spelling phonically ! I have lost faith in humanity… oh hey Hu’manity is a pretty name !

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call her Ka'Ren and be done with it good god

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ka'Vanna?...Thats one letter from running a used car lot.

    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First name: Ka'la Last name: shnikov AK for short

    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Ka’whywouldyounameyourchildsomethingsohorribleitmakesmescreamAAH?

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT personnel dealing with automated account creation based on names hates you.

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    According to the BBC, in the UK, the most popular girls’ names in 2022 are Lily, Sophia, Olivia, Amelia, Ava, Isla, Freya, Aria, Ivy, and Mia. The most in-vogue boys’ names are Muhammad, Noah, Jack, Theo, Oliver, George, Ethan, Oscar, and Arthur.

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    Meanwhile, according to The Bump, the top girls’ names in the US this year are Olivia, Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Sophia, Isabella, Mia, Evelyn, and Harper. The top boys’ names are Liam, Noah, Oliver, Elijah, James, William, Benjamin, Lucas, Henry, and Theodore. These are all pretty much safe bets if you don’t want to stand out from the crowd.

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    Katy Alaniz Lpc Report

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better suggestion: Princess Consuela Bananahammock. You’re welcome. Consultation is FOC.

    Mattie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but their friends can call them "Valérie"

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monica’s face is actually her reacting the that stupid name.

    MaPuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Taysom Hill? Maybe the parents are Saints fans. Not that bad!

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    Jessica Valle Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he never needs a go fund me, people will think it's an internet scam.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's the one sending out the emails

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me a name in Japan. Mother literally named his son 'oujisama" (prince, or could be 'my prince', 'your highness, the prince' depending on the usage). Well, the son decided to change his name when he was in his late teens due to bullying.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was that couple that name their kid "Hero" but spelled it as "Main Character" too...I wonder how that kid is doing.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never bow to any Foreign Prince or Potentate (which will probably be his younger sibling’s name).

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first sentence makes absolutely zero sense and the name sounds like mommy is a 14yo.

    Jessica Blankenship
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People gonna think this little dude is lying his entire life... 🥸

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... the title names: Prince, Marshall, Deputy, Kolonel, King, ...why not Surgeon or Dentist?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes our name is our first impression. And lots of parents are keeping their kids from good jobs. Here's my attorney, Foreign Prince. Class, here's your new teacher, Foreign Prince. Presenting President Foreign Prince.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is your new classmate, Foreign Prince"

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    Kady Beth Gallagher Report

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he invited his best friend A-A-Ron

    Calypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blakely but alternative spelling?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I think that's what they were going for. But you know people see it and think it's Black-lee.

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    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackly? Beigely? Goldenrodly? Chartreusely? Magentally? Fuschialy?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    l misread it as Blanki, so Blakli is an improvement...

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird spelling, but not that bad. The cookies are super cute. Also, I love the 3-rex. First, it's the terrible twos, then you have a 3-rex. LOL!

    Amanda Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Key and Peele bit. “Balakay. Ay ay ron” 😂

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    Bullying is absolutely not acceptable for any reason. Lauren Seager-Smith, the CEO of Kidscape, explained to Bored Panda earlier that children can become more likely to be the target of bullying if their names are ‘unusual’ or if their names have taken on a certain significance. For instance, the name Karen has a lot of negative undertones now due to how it’s used in memes and online posts, even though, objectively, it’s a completely normal name. 

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    #22

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    Brandy Muz Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furman? Were they expecting to give birth to a werewolf?

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boymum? So why is there a little girl in there too?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the dad's normal named daughter from a previous relationship?

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    Ilsa Laszlo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, great name - in my language Furman literally means a driver of a wooden cart. With an old drunk-guy-with-mustaches vibe.

    Vladimíra Matejová
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep the folk song in slovak " Isli furmani z Pesti pomaly ( Furmans went from (Buda)Pest slowly)"

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    P. Mozzani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a future law firm: Forbes & Furman LLC

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby is so cute, I just wanna play with his footsies! Forbes and Furman are both 'Bad Guy' names.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, everybody in the Werewolf family really goes in for that all over close shave, don’t they?

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    Dana Frankovich Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he has pretty eyes

    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a burger on the deluxe menu

    AccioQueenFans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Midnight is a unique name. I watch her on TikTok. Names are thought out by the parents. Please don't make fun of it. This is how kids don't get confidence

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why you’re being downvoted, you’re mostly correct. however it’s difficult to imagine a lawyer or doctor named midnight.

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    LakeMonster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a shitty cover band

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna make some great music one day

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least you can pronounce it and it's spelled correctly.

    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the name of a superhero.. not an actual kid

    Mitch Thurston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like he's got a future as a male "dancer"

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    Katie Hagen Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like its a girl. so why not galaxia? -us is a male ending

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Galaxyus? Am I reading that right? W. T. Actual. F?

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but that name is awesome, and you'll be thanking your lucky stars that he's here to protect is from Emperor Zerg

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    Theobolds Daughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, what letter is hanging around on the back of the 'Y'? Is that a 'w'?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a 5 or an S? GalaxyU5? One of Elon Musk's kids?

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubt a career in marvel will follow.

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    “With some names, it may be more obvious why children would find them fascinating or amusing—with others, this will be out of your hands, so while you may want to take reasonable precautions in naming your child the focus should always be on empowering children to recognize and respond to bullying behavior,” Lauren, from Kidscape, told Bored Panda.

    The expert noted that no parent should ever underestimate how bullying can impact kids. She stressed that parents ought to find ways to help their kids feel proud of who they are as individuals.

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    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James and the giant Piech

    Jan Eivroc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goodness, stop making me laugh. I am currently working lol

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    Eirik Johnsbråten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you, but the princess is in another castle.

    Theobolds Daughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lifetime of correcting people who say "Pee Etch".

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your pee itch lasts more than three hours, contact your doctor.

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    Karin Gibson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We at least they have followed basic English spelling " I before E except after C

    JJ K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i just crazy or did ppl read the beginning as “welcome to the world piech (like @$$)”

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna pronounce it as Pike!

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no! You're denying her Scottish heritage! It's pee-uX, like at the end of Loch!

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will ever pronounce that correctly on the first try.

    Erika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she have a sister named Daisy?

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    Denver Quinn Report

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping they weren't named after where they were conceived.

    Zoni Underwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really kills me is the misspelling of Tulsa.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ya can’t spell it, don’t name your spawn it.

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope they don't vacation in Chatanooga anytime soon.

    Vee Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or during a visit in Wales: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch They could call her/him llgo in short ...

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    Orbital
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tulsa was the location of a massacre in 1921

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, Memphis sounds kinda normal to all the other thing offered here...

    Misty Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone that named their kids after the cities they were born in.... Memphis, Savannah, and Charlotte

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    Minnie Arouf Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Could've been called Monday!

    EQXL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SS, initials most European families try to avoid.

    Rall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people have 13M subscribers? Poor children...

    Emerald Ocean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh they treat their kids awfully. They pranked their 9 year old that they were giving their puppy away and while she cried they shoved a camera in her face. When they revealed it was a prank she just cried and hid from the camera. Poor kid. The LaBrants are the worst channel out their and they’re just as bad at naming their kids!

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh she can be called sunny for short, not too bad

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a bed and breakfast in the Serengeti

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this family and their vids.

    Lizzie Andricks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the most normal name in this entire thread so far

    Roborowski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome Home would have been enough

    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet all their other kids have normal names. Everleigh is the oldest, Posie the middle and then Zealand

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    Krista Brownell Report

    P. Mozzani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microwaver Boone, Sinker Boone, Fridger Boone

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is rather folksy in a Dan'l Boone sort of way.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have spelt it Stouffer Boone...

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    Group member Report

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm-imagine being named April, May, June, etc. (even middle-) born in another month.

    May Alta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm named May and born in February. As a teenager I asked my mother why. She told me to count nine months back from february...

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    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about May/Mae! What's the deal with Wrenlee and Wraylee? I see these names spelled out and I want to pronounce them Wenwee and Waywee.

    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know some twins who were originally going to be named Lloyd and Boyd, but their family didn’t want to humiliate them, so now they’re Brad and Chad. Lloyd and Boyd are their middle names.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I hope they don't! And would someone please tell mom that the middle name is not the issue?

    PepaCatrigal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kate is the only acceptable name here

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call the girl Mae or May....

    WA2DK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll probably get one of two results. Either none of the kids coming when you call, cuz they think you're calling the other one, or both of them showing up, because they thought you were calling them (which, over time, will most likely lead back to first scenario)

    Andrew Keane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the world Kate and May. There, fixed it.

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    Ally Judy Report

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhba3c?? yall gotta stop making up acronyms that don't actually exist

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when the use of acronyms is defeated by having to spell it out in full for anyone to know what it is!

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear god, I thought the baby's name was uhba3c for a moment there! It's Lemmyn, or is that Lemme-In! LOL

    Theobolds Daughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any vaginal delivery after a c-section is risky. But if its relatively safe if carried out in hospital so they can monitor you for uterine rupture. VBAC after two sections is even riskier, and your doctor would usually advise against. Again you need to be closely monitored. I'm sure by now you're understanding this woman's stupidity doesn't just stop with baby names. Having an unassisted home birth (ie no midwife) is utterly moronic if you've had three sections. She's lucky her section scar didn't rupture during that "one push" and she didn't bleed to death.

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even a midwife (while doing a great, important and probably underpaid job. Not hating on midwifes here!) won't be enough. What is she supposed to do in case of a complication (umbilical cord prolapse, heavy bleeding, child not breathing etc.)? The reason our neonatal mortality rate isn't 10+ % any more as it still was around 1900 is that today women can give birth under qualified medical supervision.

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    Syrinety
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No prober OBGYN would let you go trough 42 weeks when you've had three c-sections!

    Jj321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I am VERY much pro vbac, having had 2 myself..... I really don't think having one after 3 csections is the smartest decision either. Let alone not in a hospital. Without any medical provider...

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    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are so loved, yet we gave you the most ridiculous name we could come up with!

    Jenny Barton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Unassisted homebirth after 3 caesareans' makes my blood run cold. Because everyone wants a ruptured uterus...

    Petra Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t take baby Lemmyn near any cliffs..

    Reba Jane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love playing Lemmings! Especially when you got to blow them up!

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    The Deez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of "uhba3c" definitely strikes me as something like a humble brag, like she definitely wants people to know EXACTLY how this kid entered the world... especially since she had to immediately define the acronym after using it!

    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even be surprised if Uhba3c was the name of the baby....

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    “Never underestimate the impact of bullying, understand what your child needs to feel safe and if the bullying is in school—make sure you let the school know the impact of the situation,” the expert told us.

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    “You may also want to seek out opportunities to build your child’s confidence and assertiveness skills so they can feel proud of who they are,” she advised parents.

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    Tasha LG Report

    Bridgett Haney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read mommy as mommerleigh?!

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They misspelled the first names: Mommeigh and Daddeigh

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like everley, but not everleigh.

    Julie Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a digital tombstone

    Furmama0501
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know Harmoneigh is going to be the butt of horse jokes when she gets older. Shame on her parents.

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    Trisha Schollmeyer Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness for the pronunciations

    Batman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I detect a little bit of sarcasm?

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naming your kid after King Theoden of LOTR is understandable, if a bit pretentious. But Jeeplyn?! Do you want your kid to grow up to be a mechanic?

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theoden is an actual name - I know a teen with that name - so there are people "named after" her precious boy (I think she means "same name as"?).

    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeep-lyn, that is the sound my baby chick's make. Listen to all the sounds around you. You might just hear an excellent name.

    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if Jeeplyn will find a husband named Wrangler Jay-El (JL) in the future...

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    Emm Jane Report

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Austynn Set and Stone could be the name? (it's "set IN stone" btw)

    Nashira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that for a moment and felt dumb..🙈 i'd like to believe i'm not the only one

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    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harper Lucille Ann sounds better then Harbor. 😬

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucille is OK, so is Anne. Even Lucianne would be acceptable. Why not just stop there?

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy vey. Where does one even begin? #facepalm #stupidpeopleshouldntbreed

    Spider Puppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austin or Wyatt would be normal and fine IF THE NORMAL SPELLINGS COULD JUST BE USED

    Kylie Mountain
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colbie is actually a real name, at least.

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    Rae Bank Report

    debrina blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worse than Stockard(Channing). She's cool! :)

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mind you, her real name is Susan Williams Antonia Stockard.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professional substitute - Stand-In! LOL

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand Alone Robertson???

    Furmama0501
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is not my favorite organizer on Hoarders but I do like her.

    kate h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She stands alone with that dumb name.

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    Bee Jayne Report

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Navvy.......an uneducated worker. Who travels looking for work and is generally living at or below the breadline.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dusti Rain - sounds like either a Country music singer or a porn star

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Navy June, and Dusty Rain both sound like paint colors to me. Was that the inspiration? Parents went to pick out paint for the nursery, got inspired, but had to make the spelling "youneeek"

    Calypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're one of them - a future terrible namer!! "Shame, shame, shame" 😜😅

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    Spider Puppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely they want it pronounced like Navy. Why couldn't they just use the normal spelling, or even like Nayvee?

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their kid brother, BeatMiUp

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    Aubri Gibb Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about something super crazy, like John or Tim?

    Eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim would be kinda crazy for a girl.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you hiccup whilst saying Norma Jean?

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just spell Noraa Marijane backwards. Enajiram Aaron. You're Welcome.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least don’t name your child Number Two. The playground teasing will be merciless.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they cannot spell we're so what do you expect about their child name.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the 2 A's? Nora or Norah would be a lovely name. Why curse her with having to explain her entire life, no its not a typo my parents just stuck an extra A on the end of my name? Misspelling a name does not make it unique!

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    Michele Louise Hughes Report

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their full name is Calcium but Mum (or, I suspect, Mom) ran out of letters

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    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, we don't know which are child names and which are pet names. Noah and Cristopher might be the kids' names

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that Noah and Christopher are the pets. :D

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    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're telling me.... they have a family member or pet named.... Ca?

    Calypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs more UPVOTES! Everyone welcome my son Ca into the family - my inspiration for his/her name was. A. Raven - cute right ☺️😜?

    judeen homan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...no one is mentioning, Kayzo....or KaiWachi??

    1.21Gigawatts?!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*****g died

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone sneezed on a Scrabble board

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    Amber Carder Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Arkangle Geibriel

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally unrelated, but this reminded me of something that I read in a comment thread the other day. Someone was trying to say that the world is becoming like "Sodom and Gomorrah" and he wrote "Solomon Gamora". Then when people started calling him out, he blamed it on auto-correct.

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    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's worse ... a regular name spelled incorrectly or a totally made up name. Probably the first, cos you'd have to go through life saying "No, not Gabriel, it's G-e-b-r-i-e-l" (or whatever the name).

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    Josephine Alicia Martinez Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like an album cover for the eponymous band.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the next kid going to be called Naugahyde?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No different to Chenille, for example. I wouldn't choose it myself, but nowhere near as bad as most of these.

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wearing slippers?! OMG this kid is going to be her whole life.

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    Cheyenne Hardaway Report

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG they flunked spelling. The names are ok BUT............

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that family’s last name descriptive? ‘Cause this is the kind of whacked s**t you get with that kind of situation.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harpurr is a good name for a cat though

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'd have been better off naming them Nashville Predators.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. Poor Harpur. I wonder if people will call her Harbor. :)

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be part cat. Harpuuuurrr...

    Elin Calliel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harpurr. A good name, for a cat.

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    Rebekka Paulette Frizzell Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blame hubby at all. Is that the kind of Old Spice he uses?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to your husband on this. He’s apparently the only one of you who’s thinking more about the kid’s future than your present spurt of “creativity”.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we know who has the brains in that family

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the hubby will stop her. Lol

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    Jeannel Mah Yu Ting Report

    UnpopularPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ben = Son (Hebrew and Arabic) I have always found that name strange because it literally means Son of Son

    Hugh Wellford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, following the old Viking tradition!

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh… took me a second I thought we were talking about the bee movie

    Vicky De Raedemaeker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert! this was the plot of I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) The killer is Ben's son

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    Nicole Breighner Report

    Paula Pattison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For 2 seconds I thought Ultrasound was the name for the next baby.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said before, don't give them ideas!!!

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who can’t spell should not be in charge of baby names.

    JinjoBread
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just name the damn kid Temperance! I think that's a fine name, but what's with the dumb a*s spelling?

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    Anna Michelle Wickes Report

    Humanoid Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you serious? No, it's acually spelled "Syhrus".

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks too much like syphilis.

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    Group member Report

    PjandBolt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like a really bad ventriloquist was trying to say "stepson"

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet my other children: Trilby, Fedora and Beret

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know a kid named stetson, its maybe not that weird??

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that name the kid has to grow up to be a cowboy

    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hats off to the family for creativity, I guess...

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the kid’s middle name Strait?

    Petra Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that kid will get on ahead.,.

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    Jacquelyn Pagan Report

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robin and Thistle sounds more like the name of an Etsy shop.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet their cousins: KafkaEsque and NitzShe´an

    Tracey seaman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bounty and Hunter? 🙊 Lord, no!

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope this one was a joke

    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Search and Destroy, Onomato and Poeia, Darrell and Daryl, Tomato and Tomahto, Potato and Potahto

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bounty is a chocolate bar 🤣

    1.21Gigawatts?!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See a doctor. Paper towels should NOT taste like chocolate.

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    Sarika Chawla Report

    Erin S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you do? Terrible.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Sabrina, Susan and Sarah were too normal?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister used to say she wanted to name her kids Seamus, Shamisen and Shamusina but thankfully has out grown that :)

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samantha is a eval name and good start, but why did you have to resort to making up shitty S names afterward? Any baby book worth its salt will have plenty of great S names to choose from.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw brisket, went back and saw Bissell. I'm so befuddled this morning.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are going to call themselves something different in a secret language they invent for their own sanity.

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These seem to be French names.

    Sue Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like demon names to me.

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    Furmama0501
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those triplet names were bad until I got to sister Brissel...

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    Cynthia Slater-Burton Report

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think what bothers me most about this monstrosity is the first and middle names both ending in -lee.

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just take a moment to address the nursery decor? I mean, is it any wonder so many kids today have learning disabilities, autism, anxiety, depression, etc. when they're spending their formative years in these drab, neutral, colorless prisons? Studies have shown that color carries critical importance in the development of the cognitive and motor skills of children. So why isn't anyone telling these parents? Does anyone even do research before having children anymore? SMFH

    猫草
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the scientific consensus is that something like autism or adhd is not caused by upbringing and the likes, but is a condition that is genetic. some autistic individuals might benefit from not having too many colours and stuff going on as it can be a sensory overload. also, psychological issues like depression and anxiety are far more complex than "they need more colour in their life".

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    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put a baby swing right in front of the crib? One miscalculated push...

    Spider Puppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Renley would be okay, Wrenlee is not

    tragicaltales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby room is higher quality than mine

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of the elderly people I know have that same piece of furniture that’s next to the crib. In the bathroom, since it’s meant to go over the toilet.

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen so many of these posts that upon seeing Wrenlee, I thought, "Hey, that's fairly normal". :/

    April Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait….is the mom’s name really Kasino? Terrible judgment runs in the family.

    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did no one see the tiktok name? Is that first name for her other kid seen in the profile pic?

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    Aus Carson Report

    Anna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate you when he grow up, he will...hmmmm

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! That poor kid...Parents shouldn't name their kids something from their fandom.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be just about acceptable as a middle name, but ideally get a pet if you want someone to give stupid names to!

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do that? Just name him "my parents are effing idiotz"

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice they also scribbled out his large ears.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Disney is trying to milk the franchise but damn, now we're getting Yoda's teenage years.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it was between this and Jabba the Hutt.

    JinjoBread
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Wars fans are the worst.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time my mom gets on to me for wanting to name my future kids after Star Wars characters, I will remind her that at least it won’t ever be "Yoda".

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    #51

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    Kali Chimichanga Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming it's pronounced "Sawyer?" then why not just spell it like that. A life of "no, with an OI not AW" and people going "What?"

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not spelled that way because you've got to have cool names when you're exploiting your kids for the gram.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks too much like Soiler. The other kids on the playground will immediately make the connection that the kid shits their pants, and their life will be unbearable from that moment until they’re 18 and can legally change their name to Bill or Steve or Mike—-but NOT John.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. His dad's name is ♥️Dennis.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hope he'll go to law school.

    #52

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    Ange Ptaszynski Report

    Batman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you spell it differently, doesn't mean that diamond is an acceptable name.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught a Diamond last year spelled Dyamond. In my head I always pronounced it Di-ah-mond, lol.

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xaviera is a real name, so why not make IT the first name, and bury the other monstrosity in the middle?

    Hugh Wellford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, if you meet any women named after flowers or gemstones they are probably strippers.__Magic Mike

    Petra Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not bad. I knew a mum with four daughters, Emerald, Jade, Topaz and Diamond.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pole will come calling hard and loud for this name.

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    Crystal Nieland Report

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stop thinking about Newman saying "Jambalaya"

    Sindee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountain climbing, anyone?

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    #54

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    Lisa Kling Report

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, these thing exist now? Like notifications from a childcare service

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep- my friend asked her kid's childcare to only send her notifications if its really important, as she knows they will do things like change nappies as required.

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    PepaCatrigal
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    3 years ago

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    #55

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    Kady Beth Gallagher Report

    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be hilarious if the kid grewupto despise sports and became a ballet dancer or computer programmer. Both great careers deserving respect, but I have a bunch dad would be freaked out

    Bridgett Haney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, I see Dad named this one. I'm wondering if it's for Kobe or Kris though.

    #56

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    Katie Bowman Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah king Balor the Blessed has been reborn!

    Aster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baylor reminds me of Ballora lol

    #57

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    Kelli Abell Report

    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sister of Geibriel

    IndieRockFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just dont get big public birthday signs... Like sure, you can have some balloons, but are ridiculous displays necessary? (especially when you have a ridiculous name like Taelyn)

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    #58

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    Kelby Bright Report

    #59

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    Group member Report

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that means brunette in Turkish but bad translators may call it something else since “ay”means moon and “esmer” can mean dark. It’s a weird translation.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kadi loves the name? Color me shocked.

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    Group member Report

    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad I really want the last name to be Ware?

    Disgruntled Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially brilliant if the "H" in Hunner were silent

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    Sandy D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tup means sex or copulation. So Tupper means....yeah, nevermind

    John Cosgrave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tup is an archaic term for sexual intercourse. Why have they named the child the equivalent of F**cker Grey?

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    Johanna Leigh Peabody Report

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lundyn calling... she wants to change her name.

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still pronounced “London” no matter how you dress it up.

    Dani M
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    3 years ago

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    Already equipped with a stripper name I see

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvioulsy a bastardised spelling of "London", which, while closely associated with assholes, is not a stripper's name.

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    Ke Brooke Report

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wake Scott, let him sleep!

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you are giving a command to Alexa

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a birth announcement or a reminder?

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wake him ? Has he slept in.??

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they really want to name the baby "Great Scott" but chickened out?

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the next ones name will be Bake Scott because these parents are HIGH AF.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my son's bday! Not the same year though

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    Provenza Chris Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds just like all these names- Anotherleigh.

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    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever..a bad name/bad tattoo twofer

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    #64

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    MacKenzie Essig Report

    Eliza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tatum is a real British girl's name. Also, Tatum O'Neal.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the two kids will always be mixed up with each other, especially if they’re both girls.

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actual names though.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Individually not bad, but give them their own names. Tate and Tatum are way to similar.

    Kylie Mountain
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cousin named Tatum, that one's real

    doubt it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AKA The Tater Tots

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    #65

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    Brianna Cook Report

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a Liam but his is Liuhm"...why not just name him Liam then?

    JinjoBread
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they want to be "quirky" and "unique!"

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liam but spelt like he just had a root canal and the anesthesia hasn't worn off just yet.

    Proof of concept
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a Spanish province. The kid will be xtremely angry if he finds out.

    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cambria is a name for Wales, being the Latinised form of the Welsh name for the country, Cymru

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cambria is a countertop brand

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    #66

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    Jacquelyn Pagan Report

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemony Jane sounds like what you'd call someone who's a bit of a downer. 'She's such a lemony Jane!'

    Tracey seaman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Canoe is what I call my swimsuit area!

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Canoe!!!!! Don´t remember a think after that one. takes aaaaall the cake

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    Mr. Cinder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Canoe? Please do not name your daughter Honey Canoe! Don't name anything Honey Canoe! Honey Canoe should be thrown back into the pit from whence it came.

    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Canoe sounds like a stripper on a sitcom.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every name on this entire list sounds like stripper names

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the list is bad when the most normal name here is "Charlotte Estelle"

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Canoe? Tryphena? Come on! Someone is surely trolling parents to be

    Purple3262
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Koana Moonvalley???? Tryphena???? Hoping these are cultural names

    Ren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these aren't so bad...but then there's Honey Canoe. Honey Canoe (honey can you) please pick a better name?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey Canoe sounds like a euphemism for genitalia.

    April Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HONEY CANOE??? That sounds sexual!!!!!

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    Kelly Cain Report

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant they were watching toy story 2 and eating chocolate popcorn, not that those were the names of the babies

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    Liora Meira Report

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a vitamin supplement

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey you! Fatty! Yeah you! Are you tired of all the hot chicks at the gym ignoring you while you work out? That's because lifting a kettle bell three times a week before giving up and reaching for the Red Bull and Doritos isn't getting rid of your ginormous a*s! So try new Karagin! Just half a pound a day between regular meals, along with a new exercise regime, will turn you from a fat sack of c**p into a ladies' man in no time at all! Currently 50% off at CVS! Disclaimer: Karaginis100%sugarandisproventocauseType1andType2diabetessimultaneouslyandcanalsoturnyoururinepitchblackKagarinisnotresponsiblefortheseconditionsoranylossoflife." I don't know how accurate this is compared to other American commercials that don't advertise cars.

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is lying to her

    Diane the Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karagin, take me away! (Play on an old commercial. Calgon)

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's name is Dahlia. She hated it until she became an adult now she loves it.

    Disgruntled Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a combination of japanese fried chicken and a Russian statesman

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    Beth Row Report

    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, not a bad name. Kalina/kalyna means viburnum (flower) in various slavic languages.

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    Zoe Sego Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's giving me bitter beer face

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a villain in a self-published SciFi novel your Uncle wrote.

    Batman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he can mega evolve his pokemon.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be a loser, baby with a name like Keyston.

    Doglover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you flip it around maybe- Beck Keyston Williams

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If kids still knew of the word “keister” that’s what they’d call them. But they’re gonna hear key jokes nonetheless.

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keyston (Keystone Cops) I hope he doesn’t become a cop as everyone will be humming the tune.

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    Jane Lee Fetter Report

    Nick Nelson Heartstopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously hope this isn't the insane cult family of the Duggars. I may be wrong but if it is, sigh, really?

    J-Stryker666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your absolutely right my friend! Another Duggar amongst us....I feel bad for the life this kid will have.... poor little bugger

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy named Truett once. Didn't like him much.

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with the disembodied arm?

    SheamusFan1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truitt would have been a better spelling, just saying...

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    Group member Report

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wren, Milo, Neve and even Bay are kind of ok. The second name kills it

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jincy ????? The rest of the names are semi normal. Bay Charlie doesn’t flow though. Bay Rosemary is quite nice. All herbs together.

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and I teared up..." That was the UNIVERSE trying to warn you about how jacked up your names are.

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m old & have hippie parents, so I’ve known people with each of these names.

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wren ,neve and milo are ok. Jincey is weird. Neve makes me think of neve campbell

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people shouldn't be allowed to name kids..

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    Sadie Cornett Report

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Darren Criss (Glee) and Mia Swire. As in, celebs. Why blur their faces???

    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bluesy Belle OMG the first thing she will do when she can is change her name. Bluesy whoosey !!…

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    #74

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    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she's not using the paint swatches for inspiration

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's face it, Heirloom Rose, Cherry Juice, and Dynasty Marquee could all have been the child's name given some of the abominations in this post

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    Will I Will-Ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought heirloom riose and cherry juice was the name. Because koda is a common finnish name

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I think some people are taking names they're not used to in their region. From some of the comments, there are people that think "normal" is names based on the Bible or British derived.

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    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that the name was the paper thing

    BadCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Koda is not really a bad name. People are really reaching.

    Wingo Lamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Koda is a dog name. You're naming your daughter after a dog. She'd be better off as Heirloom Rose. Or RS4-4. 2. Those colors are hideous. Especially for a nursery. Developing brains need primary color stimulation. Not mauve.

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Showgirls, starring Dynasty Marquee!”

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    Jessica JC Report

    FreshGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s still pronounced “London” and most people will hear it rather than see it.

    Borariet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is more disturbing they know it'll be 5 days until she is born!?

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    Tamara Hirsch Report

    Alessa Gillespie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugsy Wugsy really? I guess it's never too early to start traumatizing your kids

    Sydney-Kate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I’m like poppy playtime is not meant for babies, it even scares me 😂😅

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    Karin Gibson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this reverse heaven name.

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I hate this name

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw this monster plushie in the park today, where's it from?

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Huggy Wuggy, a demented toy from a horror game called Poppy Playtime. My sister loves him XD.

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    Denver Quinn Report

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's what we said!" - everyone close to Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

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