“That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad” Facebook Group Roasts The Parents Who Came Up With These “Unique” Names (30 Posts)
You should be proud of who you are—and that includes embracing your name, however quirky it might be. It’s important to have a good sense of humor and realize that not everyone will ‘get’ your name. Sure, some people might mispronounce it a dozen times, but it’s a part of your identity. Equally as important is a parent’s decision on what to name their child: it’s a moment that will define their future. Because, let’s get real, naming your kid something super unique and weird will likely make their life hell in the playground.
Perhaps it’s best to steer clear of X Æ A-Xii and go for something slightly more down to earth? Maybe adding way too many y’s and ae’s isn’t the way to go? That’s where the ‘That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad’ private Facebook group comes in. A community that’s just shy of 13k members, the name-roasting group gently mocks the parents who choose to give their kids names that seem like they’re from another planet. There’s no room for any insults or criticism of parenting choices here—only light humor.
Scroll down, upvote the posts that made you laugh or confused the heck out of you, and be sure to drop by the comment section when you’re done, Pandas. What’s the strangest name you’ve ever seen or heard ‘in the wild’? Have you ever considered changing your name? Share your experiences with everyone else.
Bored Panda was interested to learn more about choosing baby names, what to do in case your child is bullied, and how to help kids build their own sense of self, so we reached out to parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, a mom who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' blog. Scroll down to see what Samantha told us.
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Sigh. I had to look this up. It's a group of islands for anyone else who missed this fact in their education.
Don't worry I missed this fact in my education too *sigh* thanks for this information
Load More Replies...One of his parents must have been into geography and thought they were funny.
Some names can bring a little joy. Archie...cool. Pelago...also cool. Put them together.... Gave me a smile and a little chuckle.
Blogger mom Samantha, from 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' told us about the considerations new parents might want to take into account when choosing a name for their children. Sometimes, the perfect name you had all planned out for years and years might not end up being the one you end up choosing. After all, you have to pick something together with your partner, not alone.
"I played dolls with my friends when I was little, and had names for the dolls that I fully intended to name my actual human children one day. I pretty much stuck to the plan into adulthood, but hadn’t realized that my husband would reject all of my choices. Goodbye, 'Felicity.' The reality of choosing a name is more complicated than some of us realize because you need to consider how your partner will feel about your choices," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.
In that case, you might want to consider somehow incorporating a family name or picking a person you'd like to pay tribute to. Though that raises a pretty good question, as to which grandparent should the baby be named after. Have we mentioned that choosing a baby name is tough?
Probableigh. Sadleigh, this has apparntleigh become a trend.
Load More Replies...The sibling who is either the oldest or the youngest by a large number of years gets the name Accidentaleigh.
My last name is Tate. My family has come up with dozens of funny names that we could use based on that. Like: D**k(Tate). Ro(Tate). Twins Regurgi and Rehabili. Reales. Facili...... The possibilities are endless. Feel free to create some of your own if you'd like. :)
hesitate, irritate, meditate, amputate, and annotate. 🙂
Load More Replies...So would I If I managed to resist introducing their skulls to the business end of a ballpeen hammer first, that is.
Load More Replies...This can’t be real, imagine school, or work, or anything. Poor child
His school mates will have a field day. Poor child is right!
Load More Replies...I have a completely ordinary name by my countrys standards, so ordinary it borders on being a John/Jane Smith name, not even a middlename to break the boredom. I hated it growing up, and asked my mom why They chose so ordinary a name, I wanted to stand out a bit. She explained she hated her own special namecombo, and didn't want me to feel the same. If I still wanted to stand out as an adult, I had the choice then. Today, in this online world, I rather love the anonymity in a totally boring and ordinary name, No Superfunk, Qwinsleigh or Aquamarine-Melody names to make me stand out in a Googlesearch..
Then we have to remember the fact that not all names are 'valid': some perfectly fine names might remind us of people who have wronged us in the past. "There are bad associations we have due to people we have known through the years that can limit our name options. All of this comes before we even open up the discussion to more unusual names and possible teasing," Samantha, from 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' noted just how big of a challenge it really is for parents.
"I personally believe no one should be teased for their name, but the reality is that a very unusual name choice could be setting up our kids for teasing despite our best intentions. An easy-to-say name will also be simpler for teachers, coaches, and friends to pronounce correctly. That said, I believe we should teach our kids to take the time to learn to correctly pronounce names, especially from different cultures and languages. Because we never want to seem like we’re making fun of someone’s culture or language," Samantha shared.
Which could be heard as Enemy Son, whereby the parents are setting themselves up for a very bad future. Bad for them, that is.
Load More Replies...Actually, nemesis is defined as "a long-standing rival; an archenemy" or "a downfall caused by an inescapable agent". In Greek mythology, however, Nemesis was the goddess of divine retribution and revenge.
Load More Replies...OOH! I LOVE the name Elysium! It’s the Greek paradise for the people who’ve lived the best lives! And, of course, Soleil meaning sun, that would be “Paradise Sun” except if someone named their kid that I would sue them. But here’s a good way to steer clear of people’s fury!
My friend is named Elysia. It's a more name-like version and sounds lovely.
Load More Replies...Only is the way "Heaven" or "Hell" means death. Elysian Fields were the paradise aspect of the afterlife.
Load More Replies..."Elysium". That poor child will never, ever have her name pronounced correctly. As someone with a slightly unusual name that is never pronounced correctly the first time around (Janine), I feel for her.
Let me guess, this is originally O(h)liver but since parents can't agree, they decided Ahliver...right?
why's there so many Leighs? it's just like me saying: puttingleigh leighleigh onleigh theleigh backleigh ofleigh wordsleigh doesn'tleigh makeleigh itleigh aleigh nameleigh.
There's no excuse for bullying, but the sad reality is that it can happen for any reason. "I think it’s so important that we as parents believe our children when they tell us they’re being bullied," Samantha said. "Then we can thank our kids for coming to us with their issue, reassure them it’s not their fault, and address it immediately. Most likely that will include talking to the school."
Meanwhile, fostering a sense of pride in one's identity is something that parents can definitely help their kids with. However, it is easier for some rather than others. "I’m fortunate that my children have strong senses of self and are confident. I try to compliment them often for their positive behavior traits, such as being kind and honest. I encourage them in pursuing their passions and hobbies. And I try to avoid focusing too much on their looks or weight. Most importantly, I try to avoid suggesting that they worry what others think about them," the mom told Bored Panda about how she approaches this important issue.
And there's a reason why she has met a person with those names..
Load More Replies...I feel like "aquamarine" on its own would be a little out there, but not really that bad. You can call the kid "aqua" or "mara" and it kind of rocks honestly. It's the "melody" part that makes me go ugh
IMO, Aqua is a good name and very beautiful but “Aquamarine-Melody” is very much rare for a reason.
Both my Mom and my Grandma had Eulala as their middle names, only differ by the "i."
Load More Replies...Eulalia is a traditional war cry in the Redwall series of books. I couldn't say that name without wanting to shout it.
'Ks' and 'sz' suggest it's in Polish. Recently we have a horrible fashion for alternate spellings to make the name seem foreign, or - in opposite - giving foreign names with Polish spelling. It is supposed to be distinguishing but looks ridiculous in most cases. Those up here should be Ksawery and Korneliusz (or Kornel). Eulalia is fine, though very old-fashioned.
Eulalia is a relatively common name is some Spanish-speaking communities. My grandmother was named Eulalah.
Eulàlia is the patron saint of Barcelona. Lia or Lali are the short nicks.
Eulalie without the “a” at the end is an actual old-fashioned name, so that one’s not too bad. I just couldn’t keep from pronouncing all the unnecessary extra letters in the other names, though.
In Gone with the Wind, one of Scarlett's maternal aunts in Charleston was called Eulalie.
Load More Replies...Never, ever heard, huh. 🙄 Except that Xavier and Cornelius are common names if spelled properly
That's better than I managed, which was to have my brain shut down after 3 letters
Load More Replies...It looks like the person’s parents were writing a name in the middle of the night and fell asleep on the keyboard.
"Quarantine" We are all as unique as snowflakes; just like everybody else. An unusual name means the parents are insecure. Don't hurt your child with a goofy name.
The ‘That Name Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad’ Facebook group is a private collective that has been around for over three years. This November, they’ll be celebrating their fourth birthday. Anyone wishing to join the group has to answer a few simple questions so the administrators and moderators can filter out anyone who’s likely to cause trouble. After all, the point of the group is to gently roast others, not to go overboard.
The team behind the Facebook group sees itself as leftists who try not to embody the worst side of ‘Leftbook.’ There’s absolutely no room for abuse or rudeness here. “No racism, antisemitism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, SWERF nonsense, etc. Reverse racism is not a thing. Cultural appropriation is. These aren’t up for debate,” the folks behind the page write.
What’s more, the mods and admins stress that if someone makes a post about their own child’s name on the private group, they’re essentially making it “fair game for a roast.” However, this “does not apply to legitimate, non-English names.” In other words, read the rules before posting in order to avoid any misconceptions.
And your parents. They started it by calling her Nataleigh!
Load More Replies...I assume the H is silent and it sounds something like Gee-lah-tahn?
Load More Replies...Surely a name spelt backwards only works if the result is pronouncable? How the heck is this said?
Like Heaven or Heather spelled backwards.
Load More Replies...WHO LOOKS AT A CHILD AND SAYS TO THEMSELF, "Hmm, yes. She definitely looks like a Nataleigh." ???
I GUARANTEE YOU this is from Utah. Payson is a rural town here and full of super conservative folks. They almost all hunt. In fact, I’m sure most of these names are from Utah.
The dad thought of it while he was in the waiting room at the maternity ward.
For some reason this reminded me of the name Paxton. Paxton would’ve been better than this
Inexplicably this name reminds me of a chewy sweet that tastes gross... ???
I don't think this one is all that odd. Like, yeah, they probably made it up themselves, but to me this reads as 'name' instead of 'nonsense word' like a lot of the others. It's relatively normal, even.
As their nickname, OK. As their actual name, boy are you setting yourselves up for a really rough ride when he hits about 14.
Agreed. It's an adorable nickname. Not a fan of it as a true band though. I call my sons "Bug" or sometimes "Monkey," but those are very much not their real names.
Load More Replies...Y’know… it’s kinda cute. I sort of get it. Otters are cheeky, cute and empathetic… I think this is a pretty cute name, all things considered.
What’s more, the Facebook group is very big on privacy and protecting people’s information. When posting something, make sure to censor any private information that could lead to someone getting identified. That means no stalking, no creeping, and generally just being a polite person.
The team also makes it clear whose names you should never ever mock. “No mocking member names or the names of the injured, recently deceased, missing, sick, etc. It’s in bad taste and we will not hesitate to boot you. Mocking sex worker names also gets you the boot,” they explain.
There’s also pretty much no tolerance for those who criticize parenting choices, exude “aggressive childfree vibes, and are being “generally insufferable.”
IMO, white trash names are more like "Krystal, Destinee, Brandy/Brandi, Misty, Jaxon, Jaylen, Jayden, Kayden, Brayden, Jordyn, etc.
Load More Replies...Is the 1st name actually “Famous”? WTF Is the middle name actually “Kartee” WTF! At first look I thought it was an ad for Famous Kmart. 50% off on Crocs 🤗
Ovari? Perfect middle name would be Testicleighs. Named for the origin points maybe?
I pity this poor kid when they get to be school age. And when they hit about 14 or 15, they may take out some revenge on their parents for saddling them with a name that is sooooo easy to ridicule.
So she can spend the rest of her life going by Lillian or Renee instead of the weird-a*s first name her parents saddled her with.
Load More Replies...That'll be fun to wrote on literally every form she will ever have to write in life.
Thought the same thing as many forms don't have enough space for a first and last name.
Load More Replies...How do kids know they will be spoiled stupid? Ask someone with five names! Useless.
The fact that there is a macdonalds cup in the delivery room speaks volumes
It’s not a sin to want a unique name for your child. After all, they’re the apple of your eye, and you want the world to know just how special they are to you. But at the end of the day, a name is something that you have to live with. And even though kids might bully one another for even the smallest, most insignificant reasons, you also shouldn’t give them any additional ammunition by going super weird with your naming ideas.
Naming conventions do change over time. What was popular half a century ago might sound strange now. Similarly, the most popular names right now might raise a lot of eyebrows if given to someone born a century from now.
not true! Harbor Kait is where you go to get knock-off tools and outdoor goods! I've seen their catalogs!
Load More Replies...I actually think it's kind of cute, considering their last names. Especially if the others on the list are the competiton
Edit: I just realized Brooks isn't the last name. I still think that it's pretty cute and that its pretty good compared to the others
Load More Replies...Betcha they live in Beautiful seaside Colorado.
Load More Replies...is this a marriage announcement or an advert for a Vaudeville act?
as someone from utah, i would like to formally apologize for our weird names
Erm, well, this is awkward. In the UK, spunk is a slang term for something unpleasant.
It can go either way here, but the unpleasant version is what I immediately think of. I'm actually surprised the op didn't think to use it.
Load More Replies...“We are recent Utah transplants”. Figures. That’s probably not all they’ve had transplanted.
Honestly other than Truly and Trendy (why do u name your kids after adjectives - it's just confusing tbh) pretty cool names :)
Truly isn't even an adjective, it's an adverb, at least an adjective means something on its own...
Load More Replies...Why do people not know about Truly Scrumptious? It may be the name of a fictional person but it's still a name... which I'm sure holds a lot of nostalgia for a lot of people, also played by a beautiful actress who was a kind, strong and loving character so that's the only one I see as not weird!
The first one and its variations are a proper name in some Slavic languages, spelled differently though, Kalina, which is also a name of a pretty flower bush.
There's a polish song that has the chorus "ah kalin, ah kalin, kalinka" i think 👌
Load More Replies...Sticking a random apostrophe in the middle of a BUNCH OF GIBBERISH does not F*****G MAKE IT A NAME, PEOPLE
The random apostrophe! The random capitalization ! The random insertion of Y or Z ! The random spelling phonically ! I have lost faith in humanity… oh hey Hu’manity is a pretty name !
Load More Replies...I see what you did there 🤭 Nick Cage, I believe.
Load More Replies...IT personnel dealing with automated account creation based on names hates you.
According to the BBC, in the UK, the most popular girls’ names in 2022 are Lily, Sophia, Olivia, Amelia, Ava, Isla, Freya, Aria, Ivy, and Mia. The most in-vogue boys’ names are Muhammad, Noah, Jack, Theo, Oliver, George, Ethan, Oscar, and Arthur.
Meanwhile, according to The Bump, the top girls’ names in the US this year are Olivia, Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Sophia, Isabella, Mia, Evelyn, and Harper. The top boys’ names are Liam, Noah, Oliver, Elijah, James, William, Benjamin, Lucas, Henry, and Theodore. These are all pretty much safe bets if you don’t want to stand out from the crowd.
Better suggestion: Princess Consuela Bananahammock. You’re welcome. Consultation is FOC.
I hope he never needs a go fund me, people will think it's an internet scam.
Reminds me a name in Japan. Mother literally named his son 'oujisama" (prince, or could be 'my prince', 'your highness, the prince' depending on the usage). Well, the son decided to change his name when he was in his late teens due to bullying.
There was that couple that name their kid "Hero" but spelled it as "Main Character" too...I wonder how that kid is doing.
Load More Replies...I will never bow to any Foreign Prince or Potentate (which will probably be his younger sibling’s name).
People gonna think this little dude is lying his entire life... 🥸
Sometimes our name is our first impression. And lots of parents are keeping their kids from good jobs. Here's my attorney, Foreign Prince. Class, here's your new teacher, Foreign Prince. Presenting President Foreign Prince.
Yes I think that's what they were going for. But you know people see it and think it's Black-lee.
Load More Replies...Bullying is absolutely not acceptable for any reason. Lauren Seager-Smith, the CEO of Kidscape, explained to Bored Panda earlier that children can become more likely to be the target of bullying if their names are ‘unusual’ or if their names have taken on a certain significance. For instance, the name Karen has a lot of negative undertones now due to how it’s used in memes and online posts, even though, objectively, it’s a completely normal name.
Maybe the dad's normal named daughter from a previous relationship?
Load More Replies...Oh, great name - in my language Furman literally means a driver of a wooden cart. With an old drunk-guy-with-mustaches vibe.
yep the folk song in slovak " Isli furmani z Pesti pomaly ( Furmans went from (Buda)Pest slowly)"
Load More Replies...it is actualy an old word for a driver of a cart
Load More Replies...That baby is so cute, I just wanna play with his footsies! Forbes and Furman are both 'Bad Guy' names.
Wow, everybody in the Werewolf family really goes in for that all over close shave, don’t they?
Hey, Midnight is a unique name. I watch her on TikTok. Names are thought out by the parents. Please don't make fun of it. This is how kids don't get confidence
idk why you’re being downvoted, you’re mostly correct. however it’s difficult to imagine a lawyer or doctor named midnight.
Load More Replies...Sorry, but that name is awesome, and you'll be thanking your lucky stars that he's here to protect is from Emperor Zerg
Load More Replies...I'm sorry, what letter is hanging around on the back of the 'Y'? Is that a 'w'?
“With some names, it may be more obvious why children would find them fascinating or amusing—with others, this will be out of your hands, so while you may want to take reasonable precautions in naming your child the focus should always be on empowering children to recognize and respond to bullying behavior,” Lauren, from Kidscape, told Bored Panda.
The expert noted that no parent should ever underestimate how bullying can impact kids. She stressed that parents ought to find ways to help their kids feel proud of who they are as individuals.
Oh goodness, stop making me laugh. I am currently working lol
Load More Replies...If your pee itch lasts more than three hours, contact your doctor.
Load More Replies...We at least they have followed basic English spelling " I before E except after C
No, no, no! You're denying her Scottish heritage! It's pee-uX, like at the end of Loch!
Load More Replies...Or during a visit in Wales: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch They could call her/him llgo in short ...
Load More Replies...I know someone that named their kids after the cities they were born in.... Memphis, Savannah, and Charlotte
Oh they treat their kids awfully. They pranked their 9 year old that they were giving their puppy away and while she cried they shoved a camera in her face. When they revealed it was a prank she just cried and hid from the camera. Poor kid. The LaBrants are the worst channel out their and they’re just as bad at naming their kids!
Load More Replies...this is the most normal name in this entire thread so far
Yet all their other kids have normal names. Everleigh is the oldest, Posie the middle and then Zealand
“Bullying is never acceptable,” she said, adding that kids can end up getting bullied for a number of reasons, not just their names. For instance, bullies might target them because of their family situation, being overweight, wearing glasses, or, well, absolutely anything else.
Hmm-imagine being named April, May, June, etc. (even middle-) born in another month.
I'm named May and born in February. As a teenager I asked my mother why. She told me to count nine months back from february...
Load More Replies...Forget about May/Mae! What's the deal with Wrenlee and Wraylee? I see these names spelled out and I want to pronounce them Wenwee and Waywee.
Oh, I hope they don't! And would someone please tell mom that the middle name is not the issue?
uhba3c?? yall gotta stop making up acronyms that don't actually exist
Especially when the use of acronyms is defeated by having to spell it out in full for anyone to know what it is!
Load More Replies...Dear god, I thought the baby's name was uhba3c for a moment there! It's Lemmyn, or is that Lemme-In! LOL
Any vaginal delivery after a c-section is risky. But if its relatively safe if carried out in hospital so they can monitor you for uterine rupture. VBAC after two sections is even riskier, and your doctor would usually advise against. Again you need to be closely monitored. I'm sure by now you're understanding this woman's stupidity doesn't just stop with baby names. Having an unassisted home birth (ie no midwife) is utterly moronic if you've had three sections. She's lucky her section scar didn't rupture during that "one push" and she didn't bleed to death.
Even a midwife (while doing a great, important and probably underpaid job. Not hating on midwifes here!) won't be enough. What is she supposed to do in case of a complication (umbilical cord prolapse, heavy bleeding, child not breathing etc.)? The reason our neonatal mortality rate isn't 10+ % any more as it still was around 1900 is that today women can give birth under qualified medical supervision.
Load More Replies...No prober OBGYN would let you go trough 42 weeks when you've had three c-sections!
While I am VERY much pro vbac, having had 2 myself..... I really don't think having one after 3 csections is the smartest decision either. Let alone not in a hospital. Without any medical provider...
Load More Replies...You are so loved, yet we gave you the most ridiculous name we could come up with!
'Unassisted homebirth after 3 caesareans' makes my blood run cold. Because everyone wants a ruptured uterus...
I used to love playing Lemmings! Especially when you got to blow them up!
Load More Replies...I wouldn't even be surprised if Uhba3c was the name of the baby....
“Never underestimate the impact of bullying, understand what your child needs to feel safe and if the bullying is in school—make sure you let the school know the impact of the situation,” the expert told us.
“You may also want to seek out opportunities to build your child’s confidence and assertiveness skills so they can feel proud of who they are,” she advised parents.
You know Harmoneigh is going to be the butt of horse jokes when she gets older. Shame on her parents.
Jeep-lyn, that is the sound my baby chick's make. Listen to all the sounds around you. You might just hear an excellent name.
Wonder if Jeeplyn will find a husband named Wrangler Jay-El (JL) in the future...
I thought that for a moment and felt dumb..🙈 i'd like to believe i'm not the only one
Load More Replies...Lucille is OK, so is Anne. Even Lucianne would be acceptable. Why not just stop there?
Oy vey. Where does one even begin? #facepalm #stupidpeopleshouldntbreed
Austin or Wyatt would be normal and fine IF THE NORMAL SPELLINGS COULD JUST BE USED
Mind you, her real name is Susan Williams Antonia Stockard.
Load More Replies...Navvy.......an uneducated worker. Who travels looking for work and is generally living at or below the breadline.
Navy June, and Dusty Rain both sound like paint colors to me. Was that the inspiration? Parents went to pick out paint for the nursery, got inspired, but had to make the spelling "youneeek"
Youneekleigh spelled! I actually loled at that
Load More Replies...You're one of them - a future terrible namer!! "Shame, shame, shame" 😜😅
Load More Replies...Surely they want it pronounced like Navy. Why couldn't they just use the normal spelling, or even like Nayvee?
Well, at least don’t name your child Number Two. The playground teasing will be merciless.
Well they cannot spell we're so what do you expect about their child name.
Their full name is Calcium but Mum (or, I suspect, Mom) ran out of letters
Load More Replies...To be fair, we don't know which are child names and which are pet names. Noah and Cristopher might be the kids' names
My guess is that Noah and Christopher are the pets. :D
Load More Replies...This needs more UPVOTES! Everyone welcome my son Ca into the family - my inspiration for his/her name was. A. Raven - cute right ☺️😜?
Totally unrelated, but this reminded me of something that I read in a comment thread the other day. Someone was trying to say that the world is becoming like "Sodom and Gomorrah" and he wrote "Solomon Gamora". Then when people started calling him out, he blamed it on auto-correct.
Load More Replies...No different to Chenille, for example. I wouldn't choose it myself, but nowhere near as bad as most of these.
Is that family’s last name descriptive? ‘Cause this is the kind of whacked s**t you get with that kind of situation.
Don't blame hubby at all. Is that the kind of Old Spice he uses?
Listen to your husband on this. He’s apparently the only one of you who’s thinking more about the kid’s future than your present spurt of “creativity”.
Ben = Son (Hebrew and Arabic) I have always found that name strange because it literally means Son of Son
Spoiler alert! this was the plot of I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) The killer is Ben's son
Just name the damn kid Temperance! I think that's a fine name, but what's with the dumb a*s spelling?
Search and Destroy, Onomato and Poeia, Darrell and Daryl, Tomato and Tomahto, Potato and Potahto
See a doctor. Paper towels should NOT taste like chocolate.
Load More Replies...My sister used to say she wanted to name her kids Seamus, Shamisen and Shamusina but thankfully has out grown that :)
Samantha is a eval name and good start, but why did you have to resort to making up shitty S names afterward? Any baby book worth its salt will have plenty of great S names to choose from.
I saw brisket, went back and saw Bissell. I'm so befuddled this morning.
I thought those triplet names were bad until I got to sister Brissel...
Can we just take a moment to address the nursery decor? I mean, is it any wonder so many kids today have learning disabilities, autism, anxiety, depression, etc. when they're spending their formative years in these drab, neutral, colorless prisons? Studies have shown that color carries critical importance in the development of the cognitive and motor skills of children. So why isn't anyone telling these parents? Does anyone even do research before having children anymore? SMFH
the scientific consensus is that something like autism or adhd is not caused by upbringing and the likes, but is a condition that is genetic. some autistic individuals might benefit from not having too many colours and stuff going on as it can be a sensory overload. also, psychological issues like depression and anxiety are far more complex than "they need more colour in their life".
Load More Replies...Why would you put a baby swing right in front of the crib? One miscalculated push...
Wait….is the mom’s name really Kasino? Terrible judgment runs in the family.
Did no one see the tiktok name? Is that first name for her other kid seen in the profile pic?
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! That poor kid...Parents shouldn't name their kids something from their fandom.
It'd be just about acceptable as a middle name, but ideally get a pet if you want someone to give stupid names to!
Load More Replies...I know Disney is trying to milk the franchise but damn, now we're getting Yoda's teenage years.
I'm assuming it's pronounced "Sawyer?" then why not just spell it like that. A life of "no, with an OI not AW" and people going "What?"
It's not spelled that way because you've got to have cool names when you're exploiting your kids for the gram.
Load More Replies...Looks too much like Soiler. The other kids on the playground will immediately make the connection that the kid shits their pants, and their life will be unbearable from that moment until they’re 18 and can legally change their name to Bill or Steve or Mike—-but NOT John.
Just because you spell it differently, doesn't mean that diamond is an acceptable name.
I taught a Diamond last year spelled Dyamond. In my head I always pronounced it Di-ah-mond, lol.
Load More Replies...Xaviera is a real name, so why not make IT the first name, and bury the other monstrosity in the middle?
Remember, if you meet any women named after flowers or gemstones they are probably strippers.__Magic Mike
It’s not bad. I knew a mum with four daughters, Emerald, Jade, Topaz and Diamond.
Wow, these thing exist now? Like notifications from a childcare service
Yep- my friend asked her kid's childcare to only send her notifications if its really important, as she knows they will do things like change nappies as required.
Load More Replies...Ahh, I see Dad named this one. I'm wondering if it's for Kobe or Kris though.
i just dont get big public birthday signs... Like sure, you can have some balloons, but are ridiculous displays necessary? (especially when you have a ridiculous name like Taelyn)
Pretty sure that means brunette in Turkish but bad translators may call it something else since “ay”means moon and “esmer” can mean dark. It’s a weird translation.
Especially brilliant if the "H" in Hunner were silent
Load More Replies...Tup is an archaic term for sexual intercourse. Why have they named the child the equivalent of F**cker Grey?
Obvioulsy a bastardised spelling of "London", which, while closely associated with assholes, is not a stripper's name.
Load More Replies...Did they really want to name the baby "Great Scott" but chickened out?
And the next ones name will be Bake Scott because these parents are HIGH AF.
But the two kids will always be mixed up with each other, especially if they’re both girls.
Load More Replies...Liam but spelt like he just had a root canal and the anesthesia hasn't worn off just yet.
That's actually a Spanish province. The kid will be xtremely angry if he finds out.
Cambria is a name for Wales, being the Latinised form of the Welsh name for the country, Cymru
Honey Canoe!!!!! Don´t remember a think after that one. takes aaaaall the cake
Load More Replies...Honey Canoe? Please do not name your daughter Honey Canoe! Don't name anything Honey Canoe! Honey Canoe should be thrown back into the pit from whence it came.
Every name on this entire list sounds like stripper names
Load More Replies...You know the list is bad when the most normal name here is "Charlotte Estelle"
Honey Canoe? Tryphena? Come on! Someone is surely trolling parents to be
I think they meant they were watching toy story 2 and eating chocolate popcorn, not that those were the names of the babies
"Hey you! Fatty! Yeah you! Are you tired of all the hot chicks at the gym ignoring you while you work out? That's because lifting a kettle bell three times a week before giving up and reaching for the Red Bull and Doritos isn't getting rid of your ginormous a*s! So try new Karagin! Just half a pound a day between regular meals, along with a new exercise regime, will turn you from a fat sack of c**p into a ladies' man in no time at all! Currently 50% off at CVS! Disclaimer: Karaginis100%sugarandisproventocauseType1andType2diabetessimultaneouslyandcanalsoturnyoururinepitchblackKagarinisnotresponsiblefortheseconditionsoranylossoflife." I don't know how accurate this is compared to other American commercials that don't advertise cars.
Load More Replies...Sounds like a combination of japanese fried chicken and a Russian statesman
Actually, not a bad name. Kalina/kalyna means viburnum (flower) in various slavic languages.
If kids still knew of the word “keister” that’s what they’d call them. But they’re gonna hear key jokes nonetheless.
Keyston (Keystone Cops) I hope he doesn’t become a cop as everyone will be humming the tune.
I seriously hope this isn't the insane cult family of the Duggars. I may be wrong but if it is, sigh, really?
Your absolutely right my friend! Another Duggar amongst us....I feel bad for the life this kid will have.... poor little bugger
Load More Replies...Jincy ????? The rest of the names are semi normal. Bay Charlie doesn’t flow though. Bay Rosemary is quite nice. All herbs together.
"and I teared up..." That was the UNIVERSE trying to warn you about how jacked up your names are.
I’m old & have hippie parents, so I’ve known people with each of these names.
Wren ,neve and milo are ok. Jincey is weird. Neve makes me think of neve campbell
That’s Darren Criss (Glee) and Mia Swire. As in, celebs. Why blur their faces???
Bluesy Belle OMG the first thing she will do when she can is change her name. Bluesy whoosey !!…
Let's face it, Heirloom Rose, Cherry Juice, and Dynasty Marquee could all have been the child's name given some of the abominations in this post
Load More Replies...I thought heirloom riose and cherry juice was the name. Because koda is a common finnish name
Yeah, I think some people are taking names they're not used to in their region. From some of the comments, there are people that think "normal" is names based on the Bible or British derived.
Load More Replies...1. Koda is a dog name. You're naming your daughter after a dog. She'd be better off as Heirloom Rose. Or RS4-4. 2. Those colors are hideous. Especially for a nursery. Developing brains need primary color stimulation. Not mauve.
It’s still pronounced “London” and most people will hear it rather than see it.
Hugsy Wugsy really? I guess it's never too early to start traumatizing your kids
I know I’m like poppy playtime is not meant for babies, it even scares me 😂😅
Load More Replies...That's Huggy Wuggy, a demented toy from a horror game called Poppy Playtime. My sister loves him XD.
Load More Replies..."That's what we said!" - everyone close to Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
Load More Replies...Absolutely non of these are creative, there's nothing creative about sloshing together a bunch of letters randomly. Worse than that is taking a common name and butchering the spelling. Worst of all are the ones where the parents take a word that is never used for a name, like diamond, and completely butcher the spelling and/or add a syllable to it.
Um, that's how I named my first born, Xdjtbjdocibbeki. Turns out it means "poops in trees" in Welsh, so we just call him Woody or John.. or Crapper.
Load More Replies...If these people really cared for their children, they wouldn't be naming their kids this random made up cr*p.
Load More Replies...Gosh, honey, we have to have names that are completely unique so nobody else has them. Meet the family: Frying Pan Dancer Smith, High-Definition Falafel Smith, and our youngest, Juicalooney Omniosis Smith.
I have a cousin named High-Definition Falafel. She's not quite right in the head.
Load More Replies...When I was naming my daughter I had someone tell me the if you could say it in the creepiest stripper DJ voice and could envision a dancer coming out to it it's not a good name...that's why I didn't name her my first pick, Marissa Raine.
Sure, but by that rule, the best possible name for a girl would be "Jorp". Gentlemen, here comes Jorp. See, no sexy thoughts.
Load More Replies...Parents who give their children weird names rather than the child who has to live with it. I once knew a woman named Peter. Imagine all the teasing she must have had at school.
Was it actually spelled Peter? Because I know many females named Peta.
Load More Replies...While some of these made me laugh, I almost think that they are being too kind to the parents. Assuming the parents have just a bit of common sense (and I'm going to assume they do), they know that their kids are going to regularly asked about their names, if not ridiculed. Yet they make the conscious decision that they're going with the name anyway. And for what - so their baby can have a unique name? Selfish parenting.
Absolutely non of these are creative, there's nothing creative about sloshing together a bunch of letters randomly. Worse than that is taking a common name and butchering the spelling. Worst of all are the ones where the parents take a word that is never used for a name, like diamond, and completely butcher the spelling and/or add a syllable to it.
Um, that's how I named my first born, Xdjtbjdocibbeki. Turns out it means "poops in trees" in Welsh, so we just call him Woody or John.. or Crapper.
Load More Replies...If these people really cared for their children, they wouldn't be naming their kids this random made up cr*p.
Load More Replies...Gosh, honey, we have to have names that are completely unique so nobody else has them. Meet the family: Frying Pan Dancer Smith, High-Definition Falafel Smith, and our youngest, Juicalooney Omniosis Smith.
I have a cousin named High-Definition Falafel. She's not quite right in the head.
Load More Replies...When I was naming my daughter I had someone tell me the if you could say it in the creepiest stripper DJ voice and could envision a dancer coming out to it it's not a good name...that's why I didn't name her my first pick, Marissa Raine.
Sure, but by that rule, the best possible name for a girl would be "Jorp". Gentlemen, here comes Jorp. See, no sexy thoughts.
Load More Replies...Parents who give their children weird names rather than the child who has to live with it. I once knew a woman named Peter. Imagine all the teasing she must have had at school.
Was it actually spelled Peter? Because I know many females named Peta.
Load More Replies...While some of these made me laugh, I almost think that they are being too kind to the parents. Assuming the parents have just a bit of common sense (and I'm going to assume they do), they know that their kids are going to regularly asked about their names, if not ridiculed. Yet they make the conscious decision that they're going with the name anyway. And for what - so their baby can have a unique name? Selfish parenting.
