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Texting is genuinely an art form. A well-timed message can make someone’s whole day, turn a stranger into a friend, or get you a date you were not expecting. The way people communicate over text says a lot about them, and sometimes what it says is absolutely unhinged.

r/TextingTheory is a subreddit where people share funny and chaotic text exchanges and analyze them like moves in a chess game. Brilliant play? Blunder? Total endgame? The community will let you know. Scroll down to see some of their best finds.

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#1

Quite Aggressive Play By White, Which Was Subject To An Amazing Move By Blue

Quite Aggressive Play By White, Which Was Subject To An Amazing Move By Blue

Intelligent_Soft_321 Report

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    Guys What Do I Do In This Position?

    Guys What Do I Do In This Position?

    reddit.com Report

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    #3

    Dementia Gambit

    Dementia Gambit

    im_the_clone Report

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    #4

    Has Anyone Else Fallen For This Trap?

    Has Anyone Else Fallen For This Trap?

    SamsterOverdrive Report

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    #5

    Seen On Ig- Need Analysis

    Seen On Ig- Need Analysis

    captainmamba Report

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    Nota Robot
    Nota Robot
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bruv - LOTR marathon obv. Are you dense?

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    #6

    Good Save Or Massive Blunder?

    Good Save Or Massive Blunder?

    Yummies_Cummies Report

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    #7

    Is This Guy Grandmaster?

    Is This Guy Grandmaster?

    wherearef Report

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    #8

    Quick Victory

    Quick Victory

    pxOMR Report

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    #9

    How'd This Go

    How'd This Go

    MR_DERP_YT Report

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    #10

    Analysis In Comments

    Analysis In Comments

    Syreet_Primacon Report

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    Bewitched One
    Bewitched One
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    Premium     58 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s calling her a 2/10 and himself a 9/10. In case anyone doesn’t get it lol

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    #11

    How Can I Improve My Opening?

    How Can I Improve My Opening?

    JasonMan34 Report

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    WindySwede
    WindySwede
    Community Member
    37 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about "Authenticity, Performance, Solution-minded"

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    #12

    Do You Think This Gambit Will Work?

    Do You Think This Gambit Will Work?

    Make-this-popular Report

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    #13

    Queen Blunder In Low Elo

    Queen Blunder In Low Elo

    Not_givin_a_f_ck Report

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    Bewitched One
    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium     21 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took me WAY TOO LONG 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ I feel dumb now lol

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    #14

    Atleast 1900 Elo

    Atleast 1900 Elo

    Make-this-popular Report

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    NapQueen
    NapQueen
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    43 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this some kinda creepy foreplay haha?

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    #15

    Was On 9%, Didn’t Have Time To Waste

    Was On 9%, Didn’t Have Time To Waste

    frothasaurus Report

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    #16

    Rating Check

    Rating Check

    KrispyBacon0199 Report

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    Nota Robot
    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the mischief in her eyes.

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    #17

    Any Theories For This Situation?

    Any Theories For This Situation?

    DarthHead43 Report

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    Bewitched One
    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium     56 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t…. Yikes

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    #18

    Names Is Jack For Context

    Names Is Jack For Context

    zenkronos Report

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    WindySwede
    WindySwede
    Community Member
    36 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not atleast "on the same door"? 🎣

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    #19

    Knock Knock Jokes Never Fail

    Knock Knock Jokes Never Fail

    Unluckiestmeat Report

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    #20

    Black Forgot To Check Their Opening Prep

    Black Forgot To Check Their Opening Prep

    Dr_Nykerstein Report

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    #21

    They’ve Only Made One Move. I’m Terrified

    They’ve Only Made One Move. I’m Terrified

    LiterallyNobody16 Report

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    #22

    Saw This On Youtube Post Hahahah Lool

    Saw This On Youtube Post Hahahah Lool

    Easy_Bell4977 Report

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    #23

    What Is This Opening Called?

    What Is This Opening Called?

    SameSameb Report

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    WindySwede
    WindySwede
    Community Member
    32 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's called "Do you know your internet-slang?"

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    #24

    Corny Opening Move, Resulted In Block

    Corny Opening Move, Resulted In Block

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    Crystalwitch60
    Crystalwitch60
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    21 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you talk normally you get called illiterate!, by sad idiots lmao can’t win these days, 😂

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    #25

    Smurfing Or Wintrade?

    Smurfing Or Wintrade?

    CrocodileJay82 Report

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    #26

    What Now?😂

    What Now?😂

    sivirmain1 Report

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    #27

    How'd I Do?

    How'd I Do?

    Sauer_Attitude Report

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    #28

    How'd I Do Guys

    How'd I Do Guys

    reddit.com Report

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    #29

    I Love My Mom, Best Opponent

    I Love My Mom, Best Opponent

    GiraffeGuru993 Report

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    #30

    Wife Gambit

    Wife Gambit

    Pumpkinjuice_1 Report

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    #31

    The Fertilized Tomato Gambit

    The Fertilized Tomato Gambit

    No-Salamander-4307 Report

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    #32

    Accidental High Elo

    Accidental High Elo

    higgslhcboson Report

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    #33

    For The Record, This Worked

    For The Record, This Worked

    reddit.com Report

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    #34

    I Have No Idea How To Respond

    I Have No Idea How To Respond

    reeooga Report

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    #35

    Elo Rating? (Got Unmatched)

    Elo Rating? (Got Unmatched)

    Even-Adeptness2956 Report

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    #36

    Is This A Sound Approach?

    Is This A Sound Approach?

    ShadowManAteMySon Report

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    Bewitched One
    Bewitched One
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    Premium     30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol American??

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    #37

    (Opponent Is A Woman) What's My Elo?

    (Opponent Is A Woman) What's My Elo?

    AbyssWankerArtorias Report

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    #38

    Rate My Game

    Rate My Game

    BartholomewAlexander Report

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    WindySwede
    WindySwede
    Community Member
    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 gb of ram, what federal bank did you raid to be able to buy those?

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    #39

    This Timeline Between Me And My Sister (Her Room Is Right Next To Mine)

    This Timeline Between Me And My Sister (Her Room Is Right Next To Mine)

    jegforstaardetikke Report

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    #40

    The Ol' One-Two BBQ Punch

    The Ol' One-Two BBQ Punch

    BrayGames17 Report

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    Crystalwitch60
    Crystalwitch60
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    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

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    #41

    Any Way To Recover Here

    Any Way To Recover Here

    Make-this-popular Report

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    #42

    Do You Offer A Rematch In This Position?

    Do You Offer A Rematch In This Position?

    SamsterOverdrive Report

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    #43

    I Mean

    I Mean

    AnastasiaNOTRomanov Report

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    Crystalwitch60
    Crystalwitch60
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    21 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t insult dogs 🤬

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    #44

    I Think I Played This As Best As One Can

    I Think I Played This As Best As One Can

    Grouchy-Shine-67 Report

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    #45

    Dinosaur Gambit

    Dinosaur Gambit

    im_the_clone Report

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    #46

    Need Analysis

    Need Analysis

    Arsenalg0d Report

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    #47

    Elo?

    Elo?

    801ms Report

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    #48

    I Need This Analysed Immediately. Checkmate??

    I Need This Analysed Immediately. Checkmate??

    splintorious Report

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    #49

    Still Got A Date Though

    Still Got A Date Though

    reddit.com Report

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    #50

    I Think I Threw

    I Think I Threw

    Amansaysamen Report

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    #51

    My Favorite Game To Play

    My Favorite Game To Play

    DidYouShartInMyPants Report

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    #52

    The Gambit

    The Gambit

    Fit-Pea5091 Report

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    #53

    Unfathomable Gambit

    Unfathomable Gambit

    Western-Emotion-4547 Report

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    #54

    Was This Too Cringe?

    Was This Too Cringe?

    muneela Report

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    #55

    Did This Actually Work Or Am I Being Bated?

    Did This Actually Work Or Am I Being Bated?

    Legitimate-Squash645 Report

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    #56

    MacBook

    MacBook

    iliketrains250 Report

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    #57

    Is This Rizz?

    Is This Rizz?

    NormaIName Report

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