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When Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to share their most embarrassing text fails, boy did they deliver.

From texting your boss that you need him for 'quick sex' instead of 'a quick sec' to mistaking a poop emoji for chocolate ice-cream - they shared it all and it was just too funny. We've picked out the best ones and put them all together in this list below. Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

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Hans
Community Member
9 years ago

I should not laugh.

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    #2

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    lol!

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    #3

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    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So what did he reply ;)

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    #4

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    emmanschmidt00 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    you should've kept the get laid for 550$. best job ever

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    #5

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    Me.
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    My mom bought me a giant pink plush version of this emoji thinking it was ice cream- not that I complaining!

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    #6

    Textfail Tweet

    SweetCreamWakim Report

    Daylyn Loviska
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    How do you have so many missed messages?!?

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    #7

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    omarmirza000 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I should not laugh at this one. It should not..har har.

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    #8

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    sportem89 Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    is your husband butters? Capture-59...534293.jpg Capture-597b4c3534293.jpg

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    #9

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    JulianFrank115 Report

    Daylyn Loviska
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Fitting profile pic

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    #10

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    tlrbrt Report

    Community Member
    9 years ago

    panic

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    #11

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    heycaroblair Report

    Darth Vader
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    hahahahaha, so evil. I love it

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    #12

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    DJ_DallasJames Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Brother care, brothers share.

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    #13

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    jimmyfallon Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Happens to the best.

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    #14

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    aimslovesyou Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I do that to my dad 😂

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    #15

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    schwabbie1022 Report

    TheRubyFalcon
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Dad joke at it's... finest?

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    #16

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    cristina_gw Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    A f*****g manhunt...the end time is close.

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    #17

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    nathanblank_ Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ouch

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    #18

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    23spartan364 Report

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    bahahahaha woops!

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    #19

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    KyrstenProctor Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Run!

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    #20

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    hannah_pellicer Report

    Yulia Danilova
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Peace! *drops the mic* :))

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    #21

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    CooperJack01 Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ...that smiles back!!!

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    #22

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    dropsomedead Report

    Darth Vader
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    So how are you holding up after the restraining order?

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    #23

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    SherylCrow Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    But where in room 720 is she?

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    #24

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    LaBlondeOne Report

    Yulia Danilova
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Be grateful it wasn't your boss/dad/neighbor/friend/stranger :))

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    #25

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    MKsoftballNYY Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Too late now

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    #26

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    hhatami Report

    Olia Shevarova
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    well done

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    #27

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    Haddypo Report

    Darth Vader
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Hi Daddy :D

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    #28

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    shoholajc Report

    Capt. Spastic
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Next, you should take a picture of her phone, and send it snail mail to her.

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    #29

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    LaBlondeOne Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Weird fetishes I tell you..

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    #30

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    MellyMaeMarshy Report

    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "..and don't give me any backtalk about it, little missy!"

    #31

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    JimnJulie Report

    Lorraine Coxon
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I LOVE this one!

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    #32

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This might leed to people eratically tapping their screen, not realizing it is a picture...

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    #33

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    Weedstu Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It is a fairly legit wish

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    #34

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    catheb Report

    Darth Vader
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Infinite WDYM

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    #35

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    teej_arnold Report

    Capt. Spastic
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I've done that on purpose for when they found it. :-D Yes, I'm a s**t.

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    #36

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    timdrake Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ...but why... or do you text that a lot ;)

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    #37

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    PulpMyFiction Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You're getting upvoted!

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    #38

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    kellysoprano Report

    Emy Reynoso
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    lol poor Ernie

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    #39

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    thingsthtithink Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I feel like devouring the souls of the innocent

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    #40

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    savannahbeaton Report

    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Next line: "Will you be there all gay? *DAY* I mean DAY!"

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    #41

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    memersvg Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sometimes, typing helps to reveal the truth...

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    #42

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    kjedrn73 Report

    Olia Shevarova
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    pure evil

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    #43

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    rowankelly_ Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Happy Valentine is Gay. I see.

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    #44

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    LindsaySwink Report

    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Thanks, weirdo."

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    #45

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    Tiffaniamber111 Report

    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Oh gramma you are a comedian and you dont know it^^

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    #46

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    tamhortons Report

    Gábor Angyal
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    genious

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    #47

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    lisalou9399 Report

    Cayman
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    XD XD XD XD

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    #48

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    chuckspadina2 Report

    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Followed by awkward silence.

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    #49

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    Starlilies68 Report

    Carolyn Li
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    tbh thats a pretty overprotective husband

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    #50

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    cyoungmoxon Report

    THE DERP
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    XD

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    #51

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    jsagehamel Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Sometimes, it is the same.

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    #52

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    ToriGarrett Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    The mothership, love it!

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    #53

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    LexieBarnett3 Report

    Mary Kavanagh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

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    #54

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    HJ_WDWRWS Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wow...

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    #55

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    malkel5 Report

    THE DERP
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    . . ——

    #56

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    ChrisPBaconJr Report

    pikachu
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Finally a real person, knowing how to spell. Even though modern life is changing spelling doesn't have to

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    #57

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    HannahEStrother Report

    Galeanthropy2017
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I wonder what the response was...

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    #58

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    LuckyMrsO Report

    Iudith Coman
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    so your husband should have wrote "y'all can see but you can't touch" ...mwahahah

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    #59

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    smcmull92 Report

    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Anyone here get the urge to read the blurred text?

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    #60

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    Aandigram Report

    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Oh, yeah, and a happy effing Fourth of July, too."

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    #61

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    LilDilEmmaa Report

    Neurotic_Octopus
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    That's kind of adorable

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    #62

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    tomsimon92 Report

    Yulia Danilova
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    this one is actually sad.. :/

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    #63

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    McCourtMeg Report

    Joshua Collins
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This happened to me sort of. We were talking about this movie and she didn't know the name.. so I said "PS I Love You" , and she responded "I love me too" .. I was like .. "No. That's the name of the movie." She seemed embarrassed.

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    #64

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    MollyONeill97 Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    😂

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    #65

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    _hannamoore Report

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    #textwin

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    #66

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    ohitsjustkim21 Report

    Cayman
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Bold.

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    #67

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    imperfectbros Report

    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "Dude, that's not how we roll..."

    #68

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    Lalacrazy1088 Report

    Dana Mora
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    the idk vicous circle

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    #69

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    olivia_0929 Report

    Justion Artis
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

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    #70

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    lisafredtx Report

    Cayman
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    LMAO

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    #71

    Textfail Tweet

    LindyMaeMcD Report

    Georgann Haeffner
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Well, now he knows the truth.

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    #72

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    VanillaBaird Report

    Sigrid Vinter
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Eww, never understood that "daddy-thing" in a couple... it just seems so wrong :S

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    #73

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    abaldteacher Report

    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Is meant to be royal Caribbean?

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    #74

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    TheHopeDawson Report

    Dana Mora
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    well.. you did not convince me..

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    #75

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    Scamthomp Report

    3ke
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It used to mean Lots of Love.

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    #76

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    MattValentine00 Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Nokia might help

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    #77

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    adamroy_41 Report

    Rosee Andrews
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    A reading from Pastor Walter White

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    #78

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    amarabarneeese Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I hate you this morning

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    #79

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    jamie_jarett Report

    Justion Artis
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I bet he was happy 😂 😂 😂

    #80

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    EmilyKohut Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Love the cat's name

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    #81

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    inbedrn_ Report

    rachel smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ?

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    #82

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    laurancarrie Report

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY

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    #83

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    amyvelazquez94 Report

    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Mine autocorrects to nuptials...

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    #84

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    green_devan9917 Report

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And what were YOU doing on Saturday night?

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    #85

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    GarveyMegan Report

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    HOW DOES AUTOCORRECT AUTOCORRECT "AUTOCORRECT"????

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    #86

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    rbcardsfan105 Report

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Like to see yet friends face when they read that.

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    #87

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    kingedhill Report

    #88

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    krackle75 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Punctuation helps. Seriously.

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    #89

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    Jinjja_Jinjoo Report

    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    New recipe: How to make your c**p taste good

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    #90

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    Emmaloujia Report

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Lol "Tell O you're coming"....

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    #91

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    sydney_grace273 Report

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Idek what she was trying to say...

    #92

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    tizgreen Report

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Poor mom XD

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    #93

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    TylerHughs Report

    Z
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Wait what does it mean?

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    #94

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    ChrisPBaconJr Report

    NotSoCommonTater
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    "I have no bread and I am okay with that"

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    #95

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    MariahTanner Report

    Mary Kavanagh
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Ouch!

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    #96

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    tay_brown4 Report

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    You bum!

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    #97

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    lovejfallon4evr Report

    Derpicorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Zootopia?

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    #98

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    NateKaeding Report

    #99

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    MarkMacRacing Report

    Nicky McAnespy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I actually didn't laugh.

    #100

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    lisalou9399 Report

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Think this is a repeated one

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    #101

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    jkrelldavis Report

    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I like it. Figurative profanity.

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    #102

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    bch2016ginger Report

    Pi...
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Good advice!

    #103

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    BiondiBlonde Report

    Felice Coles
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    And it is, so no problem!

    #104

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    chuckspadina2 Report

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's illegal!

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    #105

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    BruBrunni Report

    Alyssa Kibler
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Let's be honest, that wasn't autocorrect...

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    #106

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    MMarchGirl Report

    Janice Foster
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    ?? What's funny about someone trying to kill themselves?

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