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Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.

However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.

These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.

What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.

If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!

#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

Dirty green pool in the backyard

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Wynand
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    #2

    Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

    Dirty house with sleeping pig

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    Heidi Golff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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    #3

    Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

    Empty room with wall writing

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    Tony Moon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disgruntled evicted prior client?

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking more like a disgruntled former partner.

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    Alex
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Support my cockroaches"

    Angela Moore Novelist
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even "sugar my coffee". The possibilities are endless

    Rachael Shirkey-Snee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAAAHAHAHAHA!! SURPRISE MY COCONUT 😂😂

    Jade Uno
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes !! the kitchen, with art on the wall and poltergeist...

    Michelle Esparza
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was wondering if anyone saw that floating around lol

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Support My Cocoa Habit***Supple Mysterious Coccyx***Superior Mycological Coca Cola (to name a few)

    Shannon Edwards
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Succulents are mystical cognitive beings.

    Layla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it says "Successful Mycophobic, Cool!" Clearly the previous resident had an extreme fear of mushrooms, but they worked hard and successfully overcame this phobia. And to celebrate this cool achievement, they decided to announce it upon this wall.

    Laurie Stewart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When house hunting a couple years ago, during the housing market crash, we looked at several foreclosures. One person went through the house with we think a broomstick, a poked holes all throughout the whole house. Another had what we believed were urine stains on two of the main living room walls. I wasn’t even upset, I can understand people’s anger over losing their homes because of bad banking practices.

    Wyndmere
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise my cook? Eat everything they make for dinner.

    Chrysann Kelly
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww! Who's the cute lil spirit?

    Ian Taggart
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise, the place looks great.

    Little Dino
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    suck my coc...onut-flavored lollipop

    Amy Hall
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's brown spray paint...

    Kitty Hugenschmidt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! "Yeah? Well, 'Surprise My Coconut'!" is now my new expression of disdain - and I never even had one before!

    Aitchilm
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tile backsplash really makes the room pop.

    Mr. Bojangles
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?! A can of paint is only $20!! ... easy fix overlooked by the agent, this picture shames the agent more than the homeowner

    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he could have turned the camera just slightly to the left. Lol

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    Judy Klein
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you read the writing on the wall, lol

    John Gattinger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have been in this house. It looks very similar to a foreclosed property I entered in Miami area a long time ago. Same graffiti saying on the wall. They had also poured cement into the toilets, broken glass, water and animal feces all over. One of the worst houses I ever entered.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realtor couldn't have edited that out or spend 8 bucks on some paint?

    Alexander Nord
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, lets just pretend it says that*shivers*

    jenjie.newt
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Surprise my coconut" may be my new favorite phrase

    Linda
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look they caught a moving orb !! So surprised it didn't know which way to turn.

    Aislynn Perez
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must have done that on perpise

    Jace
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People evicted from foreclosed homes often damage them on their way out. Same for contractors who haven’t been paid.

    Glenna Kennedy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned that not one of the cupboard doors match? lol

    Catherine Todd
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I had to LOL! Caption great!

    Marzena Helena Leino
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merely an expression of a minor dissatisfaction.... Nothing much [LOL]

    rachel carter
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone practicing for art school maybe.... Hah

    Jo Mack
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow they trashed the kitchen too!....

    Kimberley Thom
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even notice the writing. I thought the angle of the pic made the place look very short.

    Mya Lugar
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "surprised my cook' and cleaned up the kitchen! Get your _(&*^&%#$ mind out of the gutter!!

    Joyce Ball
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come group it must say “you are my sunshine”! These folks are all in to YELLOW.

    Inga Viviane
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    susan mycroft cockatiel was here.

    Kathy Johnson Emmett-Meek
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he had a lifelong dream....(eye roll) This is pretty uggo! It is "off"....put another wall in?

    Jessica A
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing screams "foreclosure" louder than a friendly "surprise my coconut" message on the wall!!

    KarmaQueen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have they ever heard of photo shop to remove the writing on the wall?

    Stevie B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one could have been so easily cropped.

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to guess foreclosure sale

    Just Barbora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that orb? If so, I wanna live there!

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I think I see where the idea of kitchen porn started.

    cleverrapier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure that’s what it says?

    Full Name
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    This was the cutting room floor at Hallmark.

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    Are These Funny Real Estate Listings Real or Just a Joke?

    It might be hard to believe, but the funny real estate listings featured here are real and not just a concocted joke. The blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, where these listings are curated, assures that every image showcased has genuinely been used by a real estate agent to promote a property online.

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    So, as you scroll through and chuckle at the listings, remember — someone somewhere thought these photos were the ticket to a successful property sale!

    #4

    A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

    Dirty old room with red bicycle

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    Fanstacia D
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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    #5

    Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

    Empty room with floor stains and window

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    #6

    If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

    Empty room with many fire extinguishers in the corner

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    Wynand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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    Do Funny Real Estate Listings Affect the Sale of a Property?

    A funny real estate listing can indeed impact the sale of a property, although the effects may vary.

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    On one hand, a humorous listing can capture attention and even go viral. For instance, real estate agent Philippa Main used humor in a property description for an honestly terrible house, which not only caught widespread attention but led to a successful sale. Initially listed as a fixer-upper for $51,000, the property closed in three weeks. After a comprehensive renovation, it was re-listed for $225,000.

    On the flip side, the humor or quirks in a listing could divert attention from the property’s actual value and attributes. Potential buyers might question the professionalism of the real estate agent based on the quality and nature of the listing. So yeah, not for everyone.

    #7

    You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

    Room with staircase, window, toilet and sink

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    #8

    This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

    Room with three white doors on wall

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    #9

    "I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

    Room with flower wallpaper walls and bed

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    Sarah Mire
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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    Why Are Photos So Important in Real Estate Listings?

    You know that feeling when a great photo stops your daily scrolling? That’s exactly the vibe one aims for in a real estate listing. Photos are the first “hello!” — that welcoming nod from across the room beckoning you to step closer and see what’s inside.

    It really boils down to the feels. As buyers look through listings, that striking photo can make them pause and picture their life unfolding there, like that kitchen just waiting for Sunday pancakes or the backyard that’s just so perfect for summer barbecues.

    House hunting today is less about spotting places down the streets and more about swiping through photos online. Sure, we always hear about “location, location, location,” but let’s not overlook the home’s visual storyteller: those inviting, well-framed shots that make you think, “Could this finally be the one?”

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    #10

    Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

    Empty room with huge windows and leather sofa at the end

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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    #11

    On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

    Room with red tiles, toilet, cupboard and chair

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    Susan Huber
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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    #12

    After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

    Backyard with white chairs and pool with matress

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    Cari Waldick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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    What Are Some Common Mistakes When Taking Photos for Real Estate Listings?

    Jumping from the charm of a great photo to the ones that make us go, “Oh no!” let’s see the missteps that can happen when taking pictures for real estate listings. It’s similar to when you take a selfie — sometimes what you think is your best angle turns out to be... well, not so much.

    First up, lighting. A dark, gloomy picture can make even the sunniest of spaces feel like a dungeon. And on the flip side, too much light washes everything out, leaving potential buyers squinting at the screen.

    Then there’s clutter. Photos crammed with personal items might show a lived-in space, but they don’t let buyers imagine making the place their own.

    Awkward angles can also throw a viewer off. They make spaces seem oddly shaped or sized, and not in a fun house of mirrors kind of way. The aim is to give a true-to-life representation that feels both spacious and cozy.

    And about going DIY with your photos... While it’s tempting to save money, sometimes it’s worth it to call in the pros for that extra polish.

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    #13

    Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

    Fridge holding balcony in backyard

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chill, it's just being supportive.

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    #14

    A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

    Room with red brick walls and pentagram on the floor

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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    #15

    Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

    Empty room with broken fan on the ceiling

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    What Are Some Fun Facts About the Real Estate Industry?

    1. The White House Value

    Did you know that the White House in Washington, DC has an estimated value? According to the real estate company Zillow, it’s worth around $400 million. Imagine listing that on a real estate website!

    2. Haunted House Sales

    Here’s something that might send a shiver down your spine: A survey by Cinch Home Services, which included 1,000 participants across the United States, found that 83% of respondents have experienced some form of paranormal activity at home. About 10% have sold their homes because they thought they were haunted.

    3. The Power of Color

    Another Zillow study found that homes with black front doors can sell for about $6,449 more than expected. Who knew that the color of your door could make such a difference in your home’s selling price?

    #16

    Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

    Purple bathroom with mirrors

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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    #17

    Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

    Purple room with dolls, purple sofa and painting on the ceiling

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    cleverrapier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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    #18

    Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

    Green room with flowers, green table and chairs

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    #19

    Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

    Person looking through gap between wall and door

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    Heidi Golff
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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    #20

    That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

    Bathroom with three toilets and sink

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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    #21

    TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

    Room with wallpaper walls and huge pile of laundry

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    Tony Formica
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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    #22

    “Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

    Yellow room with red sofas and Biblical painting on the wall

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    Josh Starkey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those are all ghost orbs... not stains....

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    #23

    “Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

    Room with dolls

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    #24

    This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

    Empty room with chair

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    #25

    It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

    Pink bathroom with painting on the floor

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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    #26

    Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

    Dirty old room with flying bat

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    #27

    Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

    Bedroom with bed and pile of chairs

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    Rose the Cook
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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    #28

    In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

    Room with open bathroom

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    Wynand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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    #29

    After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

    Dirty empty room with mold

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    We’ve scoured through a bizarre collection of funny real estate listings, uncovering what could easily be some of the worst houses ever to hit the market. From dilapidated structures to interiors where animals roam free, it’s been quite the showcase.

    Which ones struck you as the craziest real estate disasters? Cast your vote for the top contenders and drop a comment below!