Going to a restaurant nowadays is a gamble – if it’s a place you’ve never been before, you’re either about to have a very enjoyable experience or regret stepping foot out of the house altogether. And the latter case can get seriously disappointing, which is likely part of the reason why people seem to be dining out less.
Though, some people have found ways to prevent disappointing restaurant experiences. They know the red flags to be on the lookout for so they can leave before someone tries to ruin their night, or their tastebuds. On the list below, you will find some of such red flags, so read them attentively and feel free to share your two cents in the comments if you know of red flags others usually fail to notice.
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An overly diverse menu.
No, I don't think you are experts at Italian AND Mexican AND Japanese AND American BBQ.
I know a place like this. It's a divey diner that sells Greek/USA/Latino that specializes in hangover food. They do quite well for themselves. Eggs and booze at 9am kind of place. Good place in a pinch.
The more diverse the menue is (especially in a small place, as opposed to one that caters to 300 people a day) the bigger the chance the food is not fresh. It's hard to have *everything* on site in case you need it, when (say) the one samon dish is ordered once per week at best. The alternative is convenience food - and I'm not paying "good restaurant" prices for ready meals.
Load More Replies...I was taught this while travelling - decent restaurants will do a small menu and excel at those things.
actually there was for many years near me a really good Japanese and Mexican place, which had both types of Cuisine. The Chef Owner was Half-Mexican, Half Japanese, immigrant from Mexico. His Mexican Mother and Japanese Grandmother taught him how to cook, and he executed both perfectly, as well as some very good fusion dishes.
Only place acceptable is a New Jersey rt.40 diner! Looking at you Mallaga....
For a while I was a big fan of the Club Diner: Black Horse Pike, Bellmawr. But they seemed to be not as good after the renovation.
Load More Replies...The exception is if it's endless variations of a couple of simple things. Ex. 1/3 of the dishes at a local Chinese restaurant use a brown sauce as their basis, so having 20 dishes around that isn't a big deal. Ditto a Mexican restaurant nearby that I know the owners & who make almost everything themselves; it was all some combo of a simple meat, poblano and/or veggies, tortilla, and one of 4 sauces but their menu was huge.
A limited amount of this is ok, the aim being to satisfy the extra picky one in the family group who didn't want to tag along to begin with. There's a wonderful Viet Thai place in town that has a few "American" items mostly aimed at kids, for obvious reasons. They are a fallback, not a focus.
I remember years ago in a Chinese restaurant we'd never been to before, I went to use the bathroom before our food came. I used it, then an employee (looked like a chef) came in, and as I was washing my hands, he used the toilet. By the time I was done, he was done, and he left without washing his hands.
I left the bathroom and saw our food on the table, told my wife and kids what happened, and we told the waitress what happened and left abruptly without eating. I felt obligated to let some other tables know what happened too, which I felt weird doing but also morally obligated to do so.
Yuck.
My husband was a cop. He, and his colleagues, whilst investigating, entered a Chinese restaurant only to find an employee sitting on the toilet peeling prawns (shrimp).
Was at a pizza place, through an open door I saw the chef franticallt scratch his but, like inside the underwears and then go straight to the pizza table. I fled. And also gave health inspectors a heads up.
Even when I'm at home I wash my hands twice if I'm cooking. Once in the bathroom and a second time before I start handling food. I worked in a Bakery and cafe, you wash your hands before you put on your gloves and again when you take them off. Between, working with food and in a lab, I spent 25+ years with my hands in Latex and Nitrile gloves and have FDA, OSHA and the Health Department regulations engraved in my brain.
This happened to me in Belgium. Ordered some food to go (specifically Indian because I'd been blocked up and needed some fiber). My then boyfriend went to the bathroom for a while. When he came out he said, you're not going to be blocked for much longer, the cook didn't wash his hands. 🤪
It happens at fast food places more often than you'd care to know.
As a prep cook, if I use the restroom on shift, I wash my hands twice. Once in the restroom, because that's just proper manners, and once back in the kitchen so no one can doubt me. Why is simple, basic hygiene so difficult for so many people?
Load More Replies...If one word could describe this situation, it is definitely "Yuck"! Reminds me of that scene in "Johnson Family Vacation". Jason Mamoa had a small part in this movie as well.
Yup I went to pick up my order but I went to the bathroom first. While I was there I noticed somone didn't wash their hands. I made it a point to hurry up and finish, Washington my hands so that I could go and find them. To my horror it was the cashier of the resturant that I had just ordered from. I asked her if she had just come from the bathroom. She replied "yes". She immediately went to the sink to wash her hands. Fortunately my food was prepared by another employee. Before I left I made sure to tell on her, take a photo of her at the sink and leave a - review.
“I won’t eat in a restaurant with filthy bathrooms. This isn’t a hard call. They let you see the bathrooms. If the restaurant can’t be bothered to replace the puck in the urinal or keep the toilets and floors clean, then just imagine what their refrigeration and work spaces look like.”
— Anthony Bourdain.
Depends, there are places I go that are divy as hell that have good food. There's a weird intersection between bars that are patronized by old punks/metalheads and really good food. Maybe the bathrooms are like that to scare off the trouble...
Even a completely rundown bathroom can be clean, although it does not always look like it.
Load More Replies...When I turned 18, my friend and his Dad took me to the bar where all of The Outlaws would hang out. Yes, my Mom knew about it and that the guys ALWAYS looked out for me. I have so many stories about those guys and why my mom ALWAYS trusted them. Anyways, you would think a place like that would be nasty as hell, but the bathrooms, kitchen and bar area was immaculate, because they would scrub the place down every night at closing. One of the owners told me that the Health Department and the State licensing board that allowed them to serve Alcohol, was CONSTANTLY up their a*s and looking for ANY reason to shut them down or pull their liquor license. Of course, they had contingency plans in place if that actually happened, so it still would have turned out okay. They had a smoker out back and would make beef, chicken and pork, plus they made their own BBQ sauces and dry rubs. OMG, that is still the best smoked meat that I've ever tasted and we're all still sad that he shut down and retired
About the only thing that might contradict this is if the place is slammed when you visit the loo, and the mess is clearly customer-caused and recent, then it might be otherwise OK. But if the dirt in the corners and on the ceiling vents is caked on, then it's a hard no from me.
When the server can't recommend the food. A good restaurant not just allows the servers to eat the food, but likes it when they do so they can give educated feedback.
I always like seeing a table of servers having their shift meals and the table is laid out with all the good stuff and they are enjoying the food and each other - it means the food is really good and they don't work for a******s, which is something I like in a restaurant.
When, as a student, I worked as a server in a high-end place, we always had a meal before opening and it was prepared by the chef and his team. We did not pay for it.
Uhhh they know the servers have to pay for that food, right? When I was a hostess we would only get half off pizza. Edit: And who sees servers (and hostesses) eating?
When I worked in an hotel during university, staff meals were always free, anything from the menu, there was a staff area near the kitchen.
Load More Replies...Some of the best restaurants I've eaten in were where the server was clearly excited about the food, and when we asked them what their favorite dish was, it was usually something from left field and if we tried it, it was absolutely fantastic. Especially when it was ethnic. Thai Pom in Portland Maine - server recommended the Spicy Crispy Duck. It absolutely f*****g slapped.
This is a great method to help servers sell "specials" etc and does not have to be a high-end restaurant.
When I am covering for someone's break in the Wine and Spirits department, or working a rare shift in there, I can't recommend what I don't understand. XD Raised Mormon, so wtf do I know about booze personally? I can tell you what sells best and where stuff is, an anecdotal opinions, recommendations, or stories from other customers I feel I can pass on, but I don't have the personal knowledge or know-how. It is mostly gibberish to me.
I was late to whisky, but often had people ask me for recommendations when I did pub work. I learnt it all by smell.
Load More Replies...When you ask your server to recommend something they will push whatever food is old and they want to get rid of it
I know a lot of bars here that do exactly that deliberately. We have a blue law here that requires any place that serves booze to server five hot food dishes. At least one must be vegetarian. A lot of places offer overpriced TV dinners and tell people to order from the burrito cart around the corner.
They are paid minimum wage, depend on tip,often as a side job.... I never blame the waiters for not knowing something, I only cut tip if they are overengaged in chatting with each other,while guests are waiting for hours. I always be patient if I see,how they have a meal together at a table,cause any good workspace creates good service, never been proved wrong,I often got some goodies for the kids or myself for being kind
Health Inspector weighing in.
If the front is sorta dirty, decor items kinda broke, bathrooms kinda need a good cleaning, and the corners and under the tables have napkins or crumbs, you can be damn sure the kitchen is dirty. What really goes on in a dining room? A kitchen is busy, stuff gets dropped, and when things get busy they cut corners. If they've started cutting corners where customers can see, then I'd bet money they are cutting corners in the kitchen.
If you can feel heat, steam, or sometimes even just kinda greasy cooking smells coming from the kitchen then their ventilation system isn't working or is inadequate. It should always be pulling air from the dining room and pushing it out the roof or the back of the restaurant. And if the ventilation isn't working and they cook grease bearing foods, then that grease is collecting on the vent hood, the walls, and the fire suppression system in the hood. That grease collects on surfaces, accumulates dust from the air, and then drips back into your food. And I've seen that grease, and it's absolutely disgusting black sludge.
And probably the last reliable way tell you're in a bad restaurant from a customer's viewpoint would be the wait staff. I've noticed there are two kinds of flustered when a restaurant get's busy. There's the in-control-but-busy kind of flustered where they are rushed but still courteous and attentive to their customers, and then the cooks-are-messing-up-and-now-everyone-is-pissed-and-things-are-spiraling-out-of-control kind of flustered. If a staff is in control, then they aren't making mistakes and they aren't potentially contaminating the food. A restaurant gets busy every single day, they should be able to handle when they get a wrench or two in their system, and if they can't, they will start to make mistakes.
There are a number of other things, but most of those would be circumstantial.
Edit: Coworkers found me. It's my best comment and now I've gotta cut and burn. Adios.
Yep, left a comment to this extent for a place recently. I have no fault for the poor overworked girl trying to handle everything herself. My scolding was for leaving the place so understaffed. Mom and I waited 20 minutes and still, no drinks, no asking what we wanted to order, nothing. I could tell the girl was being pushed to her limits, and that's not her fault, but it shows very poor taste for the establishment.
Worked in a sports bar in college that was really bad. The rats were eating the linoleum in front of the deep frier bad.
to your first point; i agree, but i'd say there is always the 1-2% of kitchens that are operated and cleaned by the kitchen staff who actually give a s**t. the front and kitchen don't always match.
My husband is dyslexic. He sometimes gets spellings wrong, but that hasn’t stopped him getting a degree. Please think before you kick off, the article may not have had the best grammar or spelling, but the meaning was clear.
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Sticky/greasy menus. If they can’t clean the menus down, they’re not cleaning much else.
Goes for things like sauce bottles, or salt and pepper if they are on the table.
Absolutely this.....folks sucking on their fingers and grabbing these things. Disgusting!
Load More Replies...That is such a horrible first impression, to open a dirty menu. Gross.
This is an aspect of Bob's Burgers I really like, how the kids are regularly tasked with cleaning the menus.
I won't argue against it, but I don't think "if they aren't cleaning the menus" means they slack off on other things even more...frankly, wiping menus would be lower on my list of priorities than the prep areas, storage, bathrooms...you get the idea. Besides, I always wash up after handling any menu.
I went to a restaurant a couple weeks ago that was called Somethingsomething Sushi and Oyster Bar. In their menu it had a section for fresh oysters, with a blurb that said "Ask us about our daily oyster offerings." When our waitress came over to ask us if we'd like to order appetizers, we asked what the daily oysters were. She said "Yes, we have oysters today." When we asked her to clarify on the kind of oysters, she made some vague comment about the fact that they just came in that morning and she didn't know. We asked if they were east coast or west coast and she just shrugged.
If your server cannot tell you anything about the raw food you are about to eat, that is a bad sign and you should not eat that thing.
Hardly any customers are there but it takes a ton of time to get served or order food.
Was the ONLY person in the restaurant.... Wait staff SAW me enter. I waited 5 minutes to be seated, no one even came out. I seated myself. As I was sitting down, a waitress walked through. She didn't even ask if I wanted anything to drink (menus were already at each table, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten one of those either). I waited 25 minutes and no one ever came out to take my order, even though I could see two waitresses in the back talking (and they could see me.) I gave up and walked out. I have NEVER been back to a Black Bear Diner since.
We walked out of Flutie's at the Plainridge Park Casino b/c we were seated and ordered drinks. Those arrived a half hour later. They never took our food order so we left. The place was empty. They didn't even seem surprised to see us leave.
You walk in and the staff don’t stop chatting to each other to greet or seat you. And then when they finally notice you they seem annoyed that you interrupted their gossip session. Then they don’t bring a menu or take your drink order, but don’t seem to be doing much else.
Just turn around and walk out. They just failed the easiest part of hospitality and probably aren’t going to do a great job on the other parts.
HAd a place like this in Montana. Watched the wait staff f**k around on their phones for about 5 minutes- while my food sat in the window the entire time. I said something about it when they did bring the food the said "Here" dropping the plates on the table. I made a scene when I went all batshit crazy on them. The wait staff was all college girls who appeared to think their s**t didn't stink. It stunk.
Oh, yes. My retired school teacher Mother and I went to the local breakfast joint. A bunch of teenaged wait staff were goofing around and swearing at each other in the public areas while making obscene hand gestures. Mom gave everyone a royal chewing out before we left.
Tons of menu items. Greasy/dirty menu. Not busy. If you see kitchen clutter in the dining area. Bad Smells. Poor lighting.
I knew a Chinese place in Germany that looked like a camping table and some chairs thrown together in an incomplete, if clean, shop. No sign, no decorations. Only the kitchen seemed functional, the rest merely an afterthought. I would never have eaten there, had it not been completely swarming with Chinese businessmen at lunch, so I gave it a try and got the best Chinese food I had ever tasted (although a bit unusual for European taste).
Load More Replies...I'm in the South, so if you walk into a Mexican or Soul Food restaurant, see a ton of Mexicans and Black people, the food is going to be really good. It's the same thing and rule with diners and cafes. If there are a bunch of older people that are eating and drinking coffee or iced tea, you know the food will taste awesome. Some older people can be picky as f**k, so if there are a lot of them or ones that are regulars, the food and service has passed the test.
Go to their bathroom and see how well kept it is . that should tell you everything you need to know about the place .
PS:This trick also works for anywhere .
That indicator is never wrong. Sometimes, uncontrollable sh*t happens that isn't restaurant affiliated. It is the speed of cleanup that is the determining factor.
Yep. Work in grocery store. If I visit the bathroom and find something wrong, I take care of it immediately, or if there is no soap, TP, or paper towels left to refill stuff, go let management know and it is taken care of in short order. Stuff happens in between visits. Someone barfs, or has a digestion....issue where they barely make it (or don't). Seen it all, smelled it all, cleaned it all up at some point.
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When the not-quite-clean smell from the restrooms somehow permeates the entire place.
I've been in sports bars that smell of sewage. I... don't know what it is, but I hope out of there pretty quickly.
Load More Replies...OMG, that was the pub last night. Two of us went in just before leaving and it was the fastest turnaround as we were both practically retching. Our fault for not going at the restaurant before.
A buddy of mine uses the "nachos rule." In this rule, you order something basic like nachos. Depending on the quality and quantity of toppings you can infer a lot about how well the place is run- like whether the owners are cheapskates or not just by whether there's enough cheese, olives, and other toppings; which can roughly translate to how they may be cheapskates towards other meals, staff, and running the place in general.
Hahaha. There's a place by my house now that if you ordered a plate of nachos...well that's your meal. It's SOOO MUCH! And they're good too :)
Not many places in the UK offer Nachos. I'm 70 and have never had them - unless a bag of Doritos counts. Never seen them for sale.
Doritos will do. Dump them on a plate, cover them with cheese sauce and top with black olives, hot peppers, sour cream, whatever. It's like an English breakfast, only Mexican "chuckle"
Load More Replies...Pancakes with black olives? I want to know what else goes with these pancakes.
Ha, last night I was with a friend at My Old Dutch, she was eating, I wasn't - she ordered her pancake but without black olives so I said I'd take them. The guy actually brought me a little jug of black olives!
Pancakes with olives? Didn't know that was a thing.
Load More Replies...I like to do something similar at a "specialty" restaurant. If they can't cook my steak to order, I don't have a lot of faith in anything else on the menu.
My husband and I joke that the food at Waffle House won’t be good if there isn’t a staff member outside smoking. 😂.
Waffle House is a staple. Sometimes it is the only thing that manages to remain open when everything else is shut down for various reasons.
They actually use that as a measurement! Think it's called the waffle House index?
Load More Replies...Any I've gone to, they've done a pert dam good job, and sometimes you can see them preparing the food.
I live in a part of the US that is completely devoid of Waffle Houses. After all I've heard (good, bad, and funny), I really want to go to one.
It seems that there is a Waffle House only a 30 minute drive from me. But still, it's in a place where I have no reason to go. And there are Proper Diners much closer.
Load More Replies...My mother liked going to the 1 in Hillsborough and I hated it, they ALWAYS has skanky over the hill hooker looking people working there. It finally closed when when all of that land was sold. The one in Mebane is much better. The only problem I've ever heard of there was 1 time that my cousin and aunt went there and my cousin handled the waitress $40. The waitress came back and said she didn't give her enough. She knew how much cash she had because she had gone to the ATM the day before. The manager said if she didn't give them more money he was calling the police, he refused to look at the security video. That waitress stole that $20 so they have always used a card since then.
The Denny’s near my house has had a “Help Wanted: Servers and Kitchen Help”sign for about 6 months. If it’s a bad place to work, don’t bother dining there.
"What is a sure sign you are in a bad restaurant?" The one out front that reads "Denny's"
The main thing thay Debnys has going for it is it's consistent. A Dennys back east and a dennys out west will taste the same. The one by my house is actually really great. The fact thay dennys has been in business and successful since 1953 is pretty impressive.
Load More Replies...Have to say, I've eaten in Denny a couple of times when I visited the States, and I liked them!
I read a Tumblr comment that said, "No one decides to go to Denny's; you just end up there." They're weren't entirely wrong.
Sometimes, this is pay related. However, some people will overlook the pay if the staff/management are great. But, then again Denny's doesn't exactly have a stellar reputation.
A row of proudly displayed excellent hygiene certificates... That stop a few years ago.
If you don't report the bad it doesn't exist. That is according to one high ranking individual. 🤷
In Denmark restaurants are required to post the hygiene results visibly before you enter. It's called the smiley system. A happy smiley means that everything's in order, no issues. The "meh" one means that there are some hygiene issues and that the restaurant has to pay fines until these are fixed. If there's a sad smiley.... just don't eat there. I like that system.
Obviously varies depending where you live. Pretty much everywhere I've eaten, restaurants are required to show only the current certificate.
I do not know where you are in the US but in California at least, they are required to post their score.
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Look at the salt and pepper shakers. If they are clean someone cared enough to check.
And if they have salt and pepper in them. Either bunged up tops or nothing in them is a bad sign
This is a bit of a different one, but ask about their allergy policy.
A good restaurant who cares about their customers will have a strict policy in place and educate all staff on it. It should include using seperate knives, prep boards, and designating a specific staff member to check every ingredient while preparing that dish. They may also have a specific station. But they absolutely will have a policy and the wait staff should know it immediately.
A poor restaurant will have staff that 'will go check'. Maybe they're new? But it's not a great sign.
Edit: a word.
Don't mess with allergens. You will be sued out of existence.
The family of the Dr. that passed away in Disney Springs due to anaphylactic shock would definitely agree.
If you're a restauranteur, best decision is to offer zero guarantees to anyone concerning allergens.
One of my aunts used to work in Central Sterile (where they clean and sanitize instruments) in a hospital. They ordered Chinese food 1 day and told them 1 lady was highly allergic to seafood. They were told her food would be cooked separately... WELL they didn't and she almost died, her epi pen wasn't enough and if they weren't in the hospital and called a code she would have died. That restaurant was shut down over it. They had to pay her medical bills and missed time from work.
A friend's daughter was allergic to pretty much everything when she was a kid and wanted to try a new restaurant for her birthday. Manager hears the "I have allergies" discussion, sits down next to kid, and goes through every single dish on the menu and explains exactly what's in each one. Restaurant is long gone now, but they were absolutely amazing.
I went to a Chinese food restaurant once, the "Happy Dragon". When we got in, the place was empty save for one woman dining alone in a booth. There was no hostess or waiters around so my SO and I stood there for a while waiting to be seated and wondering what to do. We thought maybe they were in the back or something and they'd be out shortly.
About 5 minutes later, the woman in the booth stands up, wipes her mouth with a napkin, and then grabs 2 menus, walks over to us and says "Table for 2?".
I think when you have to wait for the waitress to finish dining before you're served, that's a bad sign. Also it unsurprisingly was total s**t food and for too much money. One of the worst restaurant experiences I've ever had. BEWARE HAPPY DRAGON!
That's just bad management. Either close for your lunch break, hire someone to seat customers when they come in, or have a quick and easy meal that doesn't show you ignoring the people trying to give you money.
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If the employees take their aprons with them into the bathroom.
If you can see into the kitchen, and you see the cooks, watch for sweat dripping into food, not changing gloves/washing hands between raw meats and other food, and how clean the area is. If it is busy, it won't be pristine, but it shouldn't be disgusting.
If the menu either has pages of choices, or a wide variety of ethnic foods (like cheeseburgers, sweet and sour chicken, and escargot all on the menu for instance), usually the food that isn't ordered often is old, and close to if not expired.
Well now we know that, someone has to try this stuff I guess. Thanks for the laff Snazzy Smurf, tho now I have beer in my nose.
Load More Replies...Yupp, agreed. Without gloves they'll feel that their hands are dirty. I don't think they'll wash gloves nearly as much (or at all), or keep changing them. Exceptions being staining food like beetroot, and people with long fingernails, who should be forced to swipe under said nails and watch the results breed in a petri dish for some vomit inducing education.
Load More Replies...To be fair, I work in a kitchen and a rule we have is that when an apron gets dirty we have to replace them. Off course we can't always go to the back and the room whee extra uniforms are kept for every small splatter. So when we have a bathroom break that is when we throw the apron in the hamper and get a new one. Most of the time though, by the time you are allowed to leave you are in a hurry to get to the bathroom in time so yes there are moments I take the apron with me to the bathroom, because I know that I'm going to toss it afterwards and get a new one to wear. I do take it off and put it on the hanger that can hold coats/purses. (it's an employee only bahroom that gets cleaned every morning before we open)
Flypaper hanging from the corners, complete w dead flies.
Exactly. It's super humid in the summer in our bar and I like to have flypaper where I can. It's usually behind the bar and not seen but it's better than b*tching about flies around your food. Which one would you rather have?
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If they sell steak, but won't cook it rare.
If they're doing this, it's most likely because they're unsafe, because they're selling frankensteak, meat assembled with meat glue to reassemble more expensive cuts.
You can eat rare steak because the fibers are dense enough to not allow bacteria to penetrate deeply, so a sear is enough to make a steak safe. This is the same reason you need to fully cook chicken, because the fibers are all fluffy, and let bacteria really get in there. But, if you've made frankensteak, you're incorporating external surfaces into the interior of the cut, which can't be properly cooked at anything short of medium well. So, if they refuse to cook a steak rare, I refuse to eat there, because it's very strongly indicative of shady business practices.
It goes without saying, don't order rare steak from someplace you suspect would do this and wouldn't care of you got sick, but if they're worried you might get sick from a rare steak, don't order a steak there at all.
its also a myth from people who neither understand how meat glue works and how the food industry works. You cant assemble steaks like that with meat glue. That isnt how it works or what its used for. Meat Glue is a natural enzyme that binds proteins together and is commonly used in mixed meat sausages to bind them, its also used in chicken nuggets, Kani etc. There are some places that will use it to combine different steak cuts, but not as a so called "Frakensteak", and they can cook it rare. When they wont cook it rare, it means they are using older meat that is still good but not fresh anymore and cook it through for safety. This guy knows nothing about food or how things work. Here is a good video from MaxTheMeatGuy on how he uses it for binding different proteins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5riZVKmhAU
Load More Replies...Doing a steak well done is killing the poor animal a second time. Unfortunately my favourite preparation style ("bleu" - mostly raw but slightly seared on the outside) is not available any more here, but if you negotiate a bit, they will make your steak "extra special rare".
My restaurant will cook your steak however you want it. Want the cook to introduce it to the grill and slap it on a plate uncooked or cooked until it resembles a hocky puck? As my teens say, we got you fam
Load More Replies...It ain't done if it ain't well done and I will send it back. I don't care if they have to cut it into small pieces. If they know what they're doing they can get it well done and no it's not burned or tough unless they really over cook it.
Had to get rid of the down vote. I found that funny.
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Dirty bathroom, dirty silverware, and sticky floors. These all give me hesitation or fits depending on how bad they are.
Having the cutlery placed with the part that goes into the mouth, upwards. In a container. And you can't take one without touching others..! 🤨
The other way round (prongs down) isn't neccessarily better . Those cups they're often stored in are a favourite blind spot for cleaners. You have no idea what those prongs have been resting in for (potentially) weeks or months.
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Once I saw someone barfing outside of an Old Country Buffet. I thought that was an appropriate indication of what the food situation was inside.
My ex was a manager at one of these buffet places and he told me how many customers overeat, then throw up in the restroom (often missing the toilet, so staff has to clean up), then return to the buffet line and get more food.
Yes a person, and age makes a different you see children doing it more often. But still it is a chain buffet you are gambling either way.
Load More Replies...I accidentally cursed a Wendy's this way. I was pregnant, but wearing baggy clothing that mostly covered it; and I had random, severe bouts of nausea. I was feeling okay one day, and my mother wanted to go to Wendy's. I figured I'd be okay with a salad, and maybe a small fry. It was actually a very clean, nice place. Unfortunately, the nausea hit hard and fast. Right at the door. Which was right next to their drive-thru. I watched two cars immediately pull out of the line. ... Sorry, Wendy's.
I'm not a physician, but doesn't food poisoning take hours to manifest? IE, you'd be at home long before getting sick from it.
I think it depends on the type of bacteria you’ve ingested and how much. It can come on very quickly, like within an hour, or sometimes take a few days.
Load More Replies...The first time I saw a Red Robin, there was a guy in the parking lot leaning on a light pole and puking his guts out. A good omen.
Yep. Got food poisoning there once. On Thanksgiving Day. Thank God for gas stations--pretty much bought all the ginger ale they had.
Such a health condition may be a function of the average age of their customers. The median age for an Old Country Buffet diner is diseased.
As a Canadian Went to a bar/restaurant in USA where the waiters and bartender were exercising their right to “open carry” it didn’t exactly make me feel like I was in a safe place. Though some of my American friends would argue it was the safest place to be.
WTH restaurant/bar was this? Was it connected to a shooting range maybe? I live in Colorado and go to Texas several times a year and have NEVER seen staff open-carry, and if you are a serious gun owner, you don't open carry everywhere, you are low key about it and have it for the real reason of protecting yourself or others. Sounds like they were just trying to look "cool". Guns have their place, this is not it.
In the USA, the right to openly carry a firearm in public. Or wherever you work. Or anywhere else you want.
Load More Replies...American here, and if I saw that I'd be wondering what sort of clientele the place usually has.
I might just leave, and go to the drive-thru.
Load More Replies...Businesses do have the right to tell employees they can not have a weapon on property. It's weird to me that they would allow or encourage this
Lauren Bobert, a congressional Representative from Colorado, used to own a restaurant where the waitstaff were required to wear handguns. Her restaurant also were catering a rodeo and gave 36 people food poisoning. So there's that. https://www.salon.com/2020/07/14/pork-sliders-sold-by-republican-house-candidate-who-supports-qanon-gave-customers-diarrhea-records/
Load More Replies...“So, I understand you want to talk to the chef about the soup; is that true?” (as he’s reaching for his gat like Doc Holliday).
From experience of the restaurant I worked in:
If its slow (less than half of the tables full) and there is more than one dirty table with nobody stopping to clean it, run.
If your plate is hot on the edges but only warm or cool in the middle, its been microwaved.
If any hot dip, sauce, or gravy has a film within a minute of it hitting your table it has been sitting in the window for at least 5 minutes.
If you see a female server cleaning the men's restroom during business hours then the bathroom will be filthy. The female servers I worked with barely gave it any attention when they were forced to clean it they just wanted to do the bare minimum and gtfo.
Check glassware because 9/10 times in our restaurant they were barely rinsed let alone sanitized. Check for fingerprints, lip marks or lipstick marks, or chips.
Speaking of: chipped dishes or glasses will never be completely clean. They're unsanitary and bacterial landmines.
My female self and my female coworkers work harder than any of the men to keep the bathrooms sparkling at my store location, thank you very much! XD
I think OP was just saying the females were creeped out by having to be in the men’s room, hence they wanted to gtfo asap.
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You’re literally the first people there after opening and there are food stains all over the table, only one napkin is provided for the table and the place is totally silent except for a smoke alarm chirping.
Some landfills have better food, unfortunately.
Load More Replies...I would look in the back... particularly the walk-in cooler, in an attempt to find the bodies of the employees....
Grand Opening sign out front for over a year.
One store here said "x% on all the store!". Next week: "we are not going bancrupt!". Yet another week, "we bankrupt".. sort of that way.. 🫤
Load More Replies...There's a Subway near my house that has had their "Now Open" sign up about 8 years now.
When ever a waitress, or any representative asks you, or insists, that you fill out a customer satisfaction survey. I will never return simply because I was pestered for submitting one.
You do realize that some staff don't really have a choice, right? They're told to ask for surveys from their boss, who in turn is told to do it by their boss, and so on up the chain until you find the jerk whose bonuses depend on those surveys. None of which bonus ever gets to the poor frontline employee who just got yelled at because they didn't get enough surveys.
Not just for business. Worked for a charity for a number of years and we were all forced to pester mostly vulnerable people to fill out such surveys. Since many were illiterate we just went with verbal answers, or just filled them in ourselves. Completely ridiculous.
Load More Replies...Sometimes we hold contests on who can get the most 5/5 service surveys. It's a good incentive for the servers to upsell and make sure our guests come back. Plus, if you had a good experience, we like to hear about it.
"Upselling" is conning your customers. Nothing more, nothing less.
Load More Replies...At a new restaurant, I will order something simple that still requires cooking. I'll order somthing like fries (with or without gravy) or a plate of rice. If they mess that up, then I have no reason to believe they can make anything more complex.
The plate of rice really seems weird to me. I get the fries or even nachos, but plain rice??
The first time I'm in an Italian restaurant, I will order the simplest spaghetti dish. If that's not excellent, there's no point in coming back to try anything else.
Our one we "test" places with is calamari. If you manage to f**k up calamari good chance everything else on the menu will be c**p
When you walk into a mexican restaurant and there’s a portrait of an indian chief stabbing a pregnant woman.
I can’t make this up. They microwaved the quesadillas we ordered. They fortunately are no longer in business.
Our town's restaurant with the stabby pictures used to be the best in town. They only closed because the owner retired after 60 years in business.
Upvoted for calling them, stabby pictures, lol.
Load More Replies...Are you sure you actually experienced this, and it wasn't just an acid trip?
What if the Indian Chief is stabbing a not pregnant woman, is that ok?
The quality of their Mac n’ Cheese. If they put effort into that, they’ll put effort into everything.
This is only valid in US (and perhaps in somewhere else too?) because I've never seen mac 'n cheese on the menu here, much less ordered one.
I've seen it maybe three times on some fancy/hip "original American burger" places in Germany, but they're not the omnipresent staple OP seems to think.
Load More Replies...Only "American restaurants" are not a thing outside the USA. Burger places or BBQ joints, yes. But Mac & Cheese is kind of exotic and hard to get.
In the UK Mac and cheese is very common to see on menus
Load More Replies...No kidding!! I mean, Kraft Mac & Cheese has earned it's place in my kitchen cabinet. I certainly don't expect it at a decent family restaurant for $7 a child-size scoop. When my child's meal is served and I can immediately recognize the brand, I KNOW they are cutting corners on everything.
I live in Eastbourne, a seaside town and mac and cheese - or macaroni cheese as it's sold here - is getting to be more prevalent.
Lucky, I've got a 50 mile journey if I want one from a restaurant, have to make my own.
Load More Replies... Any restaurant without a smoke stack in the roof.
Or rather, if you don’t see smoke rising out of the building, it means they aren’t actually cooking your food in the back. They are reheating it out of a Sysco bag.
Places like TGI Friday’s ect..
I love that a local BBQ place said "Pit Smoked BBQ" with zero pit anywhere nearby. They are now closed.
Load More Replies...You do realize that there are many methods of cooking food that don't involve smoke or smokestacks, right?
There are no other customers, or the customers are all pensioners. If a lot of locals eat there, it’s usually good.
If there's no one of the same ethnicity as the cuisine eating in the restaurant.
Depends on where you live. Some of the best sushi I have ever had was not made by an ethnic preparer.
Truth. One the 4 star sushi houses in Vehas has a show kitchen staffed by Asian cooks, but the back of the house is mostly Latino
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the rule of thumb for San Francisco's Chinatown. Only eat where the locals eat. All of the restaurants on the main street are inauthentic, and designed to attract tourists. The little, run down looking, hole in the wall places on the side streets and alleys are where you wanna go.
I live in a desert of Italian food here in the Midwest. Zero good Italian food near me. The Northeast has the same problem with BBQ and Mexican food.
Not just the northeast US. I ate at a Mexican restaurant in Bismarck, North Dakota once. It was not good.
Load More Replies...We have an all you can eat Oriental buffet near us and you will always find Oriental people in it. We go there often as we have a granddaughter who is a very fussy eater and she always finds food to eat there.
When you walk in and someone says, "Welcome to The Macaroni Grill.".
Me and my husband had fun, a little noisy is all, and the food was fine.
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If you hear a microwave, there isnt really a good reason for a microwave in a resturant where they serve cooked things like fish chicken steaks and burgers so if you notice a beep from a microwave run
Edit:this is with context that it is super overused and abused for menu items that should never see the microwave. Yes there are veggies etc that use it.
I worked at an Applebee's for 6 years. There were 4 microwaves on the line. Thecurrent restaurant I work in has one microwave in the kitchen ans it's for heating pastries since they're refrigerated. Our cooks make fantastic food
When you realize youare in the "no server section".
If you're supposed to be seated by a hostess but just plop yourself down wherever you wish, you may have chosen one that's a no server section at that time of day. Or one may be created especially for you.
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Carpet on the floors. No soap in the restroom. Dirty ceilings.
No soap is bad. But... Have you ever been to a place that had NO HOT WATER? That is redline GTFO.
Unless the water is 80+C "hot" water is not much better for washing hands than cold water is. If you want hygiene soap is more important than hot water.
Load More Replies...Advertising the 'cheapest menu in town'.
This could be a marketing ploy especially in highly competitive environments.
When you pay too much for your Coke/Fanta/Pepsi/whatever and they open the can in front of you.
Sometimes opening the can in front of you is meant to show that they do not tamper with the drinks and do not use cheap substitute soda.
It's also a sort of safety thing, so nobody shakes the can and sprays it everywhere.
Load More Replies...No prices on menus. Do these guys want be to be financially irresponsible and buy a 100 dollar steak or some s**t?
I thought it was just the women's menu that didn't have prices. Well, finally equality or something like that.
Not sure if high end restaurants still do this. But back in the day men would get the menu with prices while his female date would get the menu without prices.
The server doesn't seem new or like they are just filling in, but still seems to be winging it. Like they haven't had an actual sit-down customer in so long that they don't really remember how to do this part of their job.
When prices go up and the menu doesn't change in hopes that will balance out the recent losses.
Also using food from Wal-Mart when your supply was drastically short right after opening. Great burger the opening weekend but was totally garbage the second try 3 days later. Different Patty meat and buns were store bought...I don't mind paying premium for a good burger but not when it's items I can get next door shopping. Others had similar sentiment and they closed after 2 months. Shouldve just shut down for the week rather than lose your first impressions right after opening.
For me its the parking lot and landscaping etc. If I see litter in the parking spaces and trash in the flower/bushes planter boxes etc and dirty doors/windows at the entrance turns me off. It shows poor management, imagine what inside is like. Nope
Dead/dusty plants is another detail. If they can't be bothered with their plants, they can't be bothered with anything else.
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The Applebee’s logo on their menus...
I don't need to go out to Applebee's because I have a microwave right at home.
Shìtty service, burgers that are 80% bread, overcharging my card. Any wonder why I prefer Outback?
Chef peeing at urinal with gloves on returns to kitchen without removing gloves or washing.
It doesn’t seem clean.
The servers do not appear to be neutral. I don’t expect them to be ecstatic but I hope they look like they are ok at least.
If the bottom of the tables have a lot of gum and c**p stuck to them. Also this is rare, but once I went to a restaurant where they only bothered to wash the tops of plates and when I picked my plate up my hand became covered in grease and rotten sludge
WHEN THE LAMB IS F*****G RAW!
There's a Babu Bhatt owned place in a small neighborhood strip center close to me. It's billed as a pizza place, but they serve wings, sandwiches, burgers, pasta, gyros, fries, bulgogi, bi bim bop, ramen, swedish meatballs, and southern catfish. Owners are Korean. Super nice people. I've never seen it busy. Food is good, especially the Korean, but i'm gonna "Seinfeld" myself into telling him he should focus on that. It's just a weird assortment of eclectic tastes. The place doesn't know what it wants to be. I feel bad, but i try to eat there every few weeks cause i want him to succeed. And yea, i usually just get Korean as the pizza, gyros, and burgers are just mediocre and as, if not more, expensive than other better places in the area that cater to that specific food. He should just do Korean as it's the best part of his menu, but the location isn't terribly great either (seriously, in the middle of a single family neighborhood, no major roadways nearby, and mostly white and hispanic).
Edit: it's not a "bad" restaurant exactly. It's just one i see as being far too eclectic and will end up failing in a year for lack of personality, location, and market need.
There's a dead fly in the parmesan shaker.
Jon Taffer (Bar Rescue) is inviting you in the front door and asking you to order as many drinks and orders of food as one person possibly can.
Gordon Ramsay is there.
Restaurants must s**t a brick when they see Gordon Ramsey walk in unexpectedly. "What!?What do you want? Who called you?"
If it's "ethnic", zero people of that ethnicity in there, ever.
Some chefs specialize in or are trained thoroughly in a cuisine not normally associated with their assumed backgrounds.
No mozzarella sticks on the menu /s.
That's very specific. Most US chains will have them I assume...but there's plenty of independent restaurants not having them (problably having better items) and then there's the rest of the world. It's not really an item I look for...
It's a joke. The /s means *sarcastic*.
Load More Replies...Again I've never seen mozzarella sticks on a menu - I thought they were only kiddie food - like turkey twizzlers and dinosaur shaped nuggets.
Nope, we coat them in breading or batter and deep fry them like everything else. Snickers, Twinkies, sticks of butter. It's all good deep fried.
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When everyone who is eating there is over the age of 70.
This could be a sign of a great restaurant as it could mean the locals have deemed this a worthy spot.
It might be just a prejudice, but people often believe that the "old folk food" is bland.
Load More Replies...That may mean it's c**p food but it's all they can afford anymore.
Bored Panda Staff: "Let's post this list every week. It's easier than finding new content."
Be kind. It's the weekend. BP need their time off too. Seriously, the amount of rehashed articles from years ago is getting worse!
Load More Replies...So this doesn't really fit here, but many years ago while in little Italy in NYC my dad and my friends stopped at a little place. It was dead inside. The workers there seemed confused why we'd be trying to dine there, but we're seated and orders taken. Then we wait. And wait. And wait. And then they served me one of the most amazing meals I've had. I still remember it. 🤤 Turns out the grandma was hand making the pasta and everything made to order. Maybe it was a mob front, maybe not, Amazing gnocchi. The wait was worth it. *so good*
If you are literally seated in the far back of the restaurant, your water glasses are allowed to go bone dry, and it takes forever to be served because the staff is too busy kissing up to a large party, there's your cue to quietly leave and never return.
Went to the restaurant at four seasons for our wedding anniversary because I wanted to taste Peking duck. But apparently we don't look 'rich enough' so both the dishes were late. I wouldn't have complained if two other tables who came after us and ordered the same dishes got served before us. We had plans to eat proper lunch but when even the second dish was late we just asked for the bill.
Load More Replies...I judge restaurants by the cream they use in the cappuccinos. Seriously, if the cream is off and they argue about it or make excuses, run. The rest of the meal is going to be horrible. If they apologise and quickly tell the kitchen while getting you fresh cream (or offering an alternative like pouring cream), then it's okay to eat there.
There's no cream in cappuccino. Do you mean milk?
Load More Replies...Bored Panda Staff: "Let's post this list every week. It's easier than finding new content."
Be kind. It's the weekend. BP need their time off too. Seriously, the amount of rehashed articles from years ago is getting worse!
Load More Replies...So this doesn't really fit here, but many years ago while in little Italy in NYC my dad and my friends stopped at a little place. It was dead inside. The workers there seemed confused why we'd be trying to dine there, but we're seated and orders taken. Then we wait. And wait. And wait. And then they served me one of the most amazing meals I've had. I still remember it. 🤤 Turns out the grandma was hand making the pasta and everything made to order. Maybe it was a mob front, maybe not, Amazing gnocchi. The wait was worth it. *so good*
If you are literally seated in the far back of the restaurant, your water glasses are allowed to go bone dry, and it takes forever to be served because the staff is too busy kissing up to a large party, there's your cue to quietly leave and never return.
Went to the restaurant at four seasons for our wedding anniversary because I wanted to taste Peking duck. But apparently we don't look 'rich enough' so both the dishes were late. I wouldn't have complained if two other tables who came after us and ordered the same dishes got served before us. We had plans to eat proper lunch but when even the second dish was late we just asked for the bill.
Load More Replies...I judge restaurants by the cream they use in the cappuccinos. Seriously, if the cream is off and they argue about it or make excuses, run. The rest of the meal is going to be horrible. If they apologise and quickly tell the kitchen while getting you fresh cream (or offering an alternative like pouring cream), then it's okay to eat there.
There's no cream in cappuccino. Do you mean milk?
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