The season when we all wish we’d worked a little harder in the gym and booked our vacations in advance is officially here. However, with the summer also comes all the pleasures (and pains) it brings. If we look past the chafing thighs, scorching leather seats, and becoming the main course for mosquitos, summer is a lot of fun. And the funniest tweets about summer capture that perfectly!
Funny summer tweets, be they from the summer of 2012 or last year, stay relatable because what we love (or hate) about the summer doesn’t change throughout the years. Hence, it should come as no surprise that some older funny tweets about summer would be floating around on the Internet right in time for the season. Also, it’s very unlikely that our means of breaking the summer heat will ever change, and relatable tweets about summertime back this up.
Thus, let’s embrace the season when having ice cream for dinner and watermelon for breakfast becomes acceptable cuisine because there is no damn way we will be standing by the hot oven or chilling by the pan this summer. To retrace or take a peek into what the future holds for us, let’s look at some hilarious tweets about summer and the joys (and pains) of it.
Below we’ve compiled a list of funny tweets about summer that, to a certain degree, we all can relate to. And if you are a proud mama or papa, you may be glad to find some funny parenting tweets there, too! As always, upvote the tweets about summer you enjoyed or could relate to, and let us know in the comments what your favorite (or least favorite) thing about the season is!
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OH MY GOD. Free day on the last day of work. Office chair races, paper football tournaments, trashketball tournaments, wine and beer on tap...Yes please
Who's knocking on my window?? Oh it's just a big june bug thinking at some point my glass is going to disappear
Yeah but by the time you get there you’re just handing them a bag of water and it’s not even that cold anymore
"Today, only 1 kid was eaten alive by a bear, and only 2 received rabies from the family of squirrels who live in the westward oak..."
My parents stayed in their chairs day drinking and yelling at us from the shore...
He forgot to add "trip" to the list, especially if it was five hours to get to the campsite
Parent: who wants to be buried alive and left for dead! Kid: see Ryan Reynolds post.
It's the storage elves; they're tricky little buggers that love to mess with us
Probably counter productive tbh bc of the effort it takes to waggle the sandwich around
I was watching some children at field day as a teachers helper and they were rubbing two sticks together apparently I wasn’t supposed to mention flint and steel or teach them the proper technique
tbh with kids there is no vacation, it is their vacation not yours.
As long as she's happy and accounted for, enjoy! Pass me a beer...
I know how to make ice cream but I know better than to actually do it; I have no self control so it's been a few years.
I listen to the cricket, which I find very relaxing. Oh hang on, it's the Ashes this year...
Lucky for us in Australia that summer coincides with the Christmas / New Year holiday period
I have heard kids say this sort of thing a lot! It is usually pretty accurate, so I hope they don't say the same thing about me to other educators!
I work at a school holiday program with kids 5-12 and it is like this most days!
Keep a journal. “Now let’s see, where can we go that we haven’t thrown ourself down on the ground, and gone purple in the face totally losing our s**t?” If you don’t keep a journal, you’ll forget, and revisit one of the forbidden spots.
Like the episode of "Malcolm in the Middle" when Francis and those two other guys got snowed in and fought over the piece of string
"Come here little snek, good snek. No wait come back! BITE ME M**********R!"
And 99% of what they want you to watch is just throwing rocks in the water.
Remember the back to school shopping commercial—-can’t remember the store—-set to “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, with the kids looking glum and the parents looking elated that school’s about to start up again? Gave me the giggles every time I saw it.
I honestly don't get the hype about summertime, especially not from the media. But there also a lot of people who will be like, yaaay summers finally back! Dude no. Its hot. Its humid. I can't cool down my flat properly bc its under the roof. Im stinking bc of sweat and Im sticky bc of sun-protection. I get headaches. I can't sleep properly bc the sun will stay forever and it doesn't cool down anymore at night. Its way too much sun and light, I need sunglasses a lot. A lot of my hobbies won't happen bc theres a summer break. Yes there are also positive sides but all in all its the season I feel the most uncomfortable.
All of us were kids on summer vacation once, so we know the answer to that one.
"I drove 8 hours and spent $1000 so the kids could spend a few hours in the hotel pool, which was the highlight of their vacation." Literally every road trip!
Yeah, I “accidentally” forgot my yearbook at home after only getting my best friend’s signature.
Wait until you visit Disneyland. At the end of the day the kids are so overstimulated and wired from eating sugar so they have a two hour tantrum at bedtime.
I think it's just coded into kids DNA to bring home rocks, pine cones, and sticks for no good reason.
Or that scene in the Auntie Edna short on Disney plus when she is babysitting Jack Jack and she gave him a whole box of cookies while screaming, "Back! Back you beasts!"
I know it will probably change when I have kids, but I don't like hotdogs or hamburgers, so I don't even really know how to cook them. The smell of hotdogs/sausages is already unbearable, which is bad when you are Australian and shop in Bunnings :)
Hang on, with the kids? I don't think that will help the will to live!
Yes. This is quite literally me. Literally a photograph of me.
I am still using my teenage email address because switching to a new one and changing your details on everything seems too stressful. It has led to some funny conversations :)
Pupper is joining Mom and Dad in wanting the kids back in school ASAP. Like he’s saying “Why TF didn’t you put them in summer school or send the AWAY to camp all summer?” Poor little guy.
We have only summer and monsoon where I live. Monsoon is same as summer, except there will be rain . No winter , or autumn or spring. Everyday sun rises and sets at the same time. I haven't seen snow in my life
I'm so confused why people have children when every mention of them here is referencing them being a pain. Except the first one who doesn't do busy. She's going places.
I think social media is basically just a way to vent a little. Plus, most are intentionally exaggerated at least a little. I relate to most of them, but I wouldn't give my kids back for anything.
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And here's me sitting in my freezing Australian home because it's the start of winter now! Wish it was summer already!
We have only summer and monsoon where I live. Monsoon is same as summer, except there will be rain . No winter , or autumn or spring. Everyday sun rises and sets at the same time. I haven't seen snow in my life
I'm so confused why people have children when every mention of them here is referencing them being a pain. Except the first one who doesn't do busy. She's going places.
I think social media is basically just a way to vent a little. Plus, most are intentionally exaggerated at least a little. I relate to most of them, but I wouldn't give my kids back for anything.
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