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Nothing is immune to having a threatening aura. And by that I mean not even birds, cats, food, bedrooms, texts, adverts… even toilets. So if you stop for a minute and look around, the chances are you may run into one of these cursed souls hiding in both animate and inanimate things.

There’s even a Facebook group “Objects With Threatening Auras” dedicated to sharing examples of objects that people suspect have threatening auras. That includes day-to-day items like a can of SPAM or a road sign, as well as more elaborate human-made monstrosities like weird dolls and pieces of furniture that look more appalling than comforting.

Below we wrapped up some of the most spine-chilling and entertaining examples of objects with doomed auras shared on the group, so pull your seat closer!

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    Henry Chen Report

    Red Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Optometrists everywhere should have this

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I really like this. If the shirt came in black so the sclera of the eye was also black, maybe with different types of fantasy iris color and different-shaped pupils, that would be rad.

    i believe in cryo supremacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you're into wierdcore without telling me you're into wierdcore

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were say… an optometrist- this would be great!

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are up he... no wait... they're down h... WTF??

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye Shirt by Elodie Antoine, according to Google. A one-off original work for sale at 1300 euros. Seen here: https://www.artsy.net/artwork/elodie-antoine-chemisier-aux-yeux-boutonnes . A mass produced shirt inspired by this original work is seen here: https://www.brixtee.com/products/elodie-antoine-eye-button-up-short-sleeve-shirt?variant=1000007554303405

    pp horrendous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not only do i like it , i would spend money to own it

    rmhczvxmd6
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biblically accurate button up

    Blaze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would wear this low key

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well isnt that creepy

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say fake. These buttons won't work

    urbibestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of my cousin's merch

    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks cool actually

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's genius. I want that shirt.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Got My 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 On U😘

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be loads of fun to wear.

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye like this, its a conversation starter

    Gina Mangin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if a guy walked up to me wearing this...I'd think he would like to stab me before the night was over?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda creepy cool. I'd wear this for Halloween at least.

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    To find out more about the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group, Bored Panda reached out to Jojo Lynne, a 26-year-old moderator who collects Magikarp merchandise, rubber duckies, and any threatening objects she comes across.

    "The origin of the group is based on a gift I got from my partner a few years ago," Lynne recounted. "He sent me a picture of a chunk of lead that he carved 'I love u' into. I told him to bring it home for me, and he did!" Now, Lynne said she just has a piece of lead that they keep out of reach in a closet.

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be worse? taxidermy or alive?

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    #6

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    Chris Holzer Report

    michelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get out of the building now already

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    The community behind the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group is wonderful so far, Lynne says. "We do our best to foster an environment that's inclusive and fun to come across. Our entry questions probably reflect that the best," they explained.

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    Speaking of the entry questions, Lynne said that they get a lot of questions about the group's entry question regarding the shopping cart. "To clear things up, it's based entirely on a post about what kind of people do/don't return the shopping cart when able. It's a fun little question but it also gives me the tiniest insight to those joining the group," the moderator explained.

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... this is the most deliciously metal thing ever!

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    When asked about the content which gets shared on the "Objects with Threatening Auras," Lynne told us that all of the content goes through moderation first. "I make sure that the content is relevant to the group name and filter out anything that doesn't fit. I typically send a message to the group member to let them know why it was denied," they said. Lynne also added that they don't post blatantly offensive material or anything that could start arguments easily.

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    Leanne Salls Report

    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I think I will very personally FLIP OUT if my son decides to store my ashes in this rude, disrespectful and generally creepy manner. I shall haunt him forever.

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    And when it comes to the endearing appeal of threatening auras, Lynne argues that "the thing about threatening auras is that you don't really expect to be threatened by it."

    They explained further: "There are objects that are supposed to be threatening, and ones that are not. With so many real threats, I think we find some laughs in objects that just have that vibe. There's an unlimited number of Objects With Threatening Auras as well, so that keeps it interesting for everyone!"

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    So far, Lynne doesn't have any solid plans for the group's future. "I could definitely use admins in the future because I'm the only one caring for the group at the moment and I'd really love to see it thrive more."

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    #16

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    Gretchen Villella Report

    Onion Cutting Ninja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMITY SPAAAAM SPAMITY SPAAAAM

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    #17

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    hello__caitlin Report

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    Cello Arredondo Report

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the season to be naughty, fa la la la la la la la la. Punch policemen, pop their tires, fa la la la la la la la la. Break a window, start some fires, fa la la la la la la la la.

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    #19

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    Kay Morris Report

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    #21

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just happy to see mr. fraser out n about! <3

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    #22

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take this over that repulsive cockroach monster above

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    #23

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    Jojo Lynne Report

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    Doug Larson Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we have to smile in that creepy ‘I just walked in on my grandma taking a dump’ kind of way?

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    #25

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    Emily Hendrix Report

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby yoda going through the rebellious phase:

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    #27

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    Jeremy Anderson Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when I forget what continent I’m on

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    #28

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When regular Pepsi gives you.......♫nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach.....diarhreaaaaaaa ♫

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    #30

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    Caitlin Rommel Report

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    Cello Arredondo Report

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    #35

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a worm orgy, no thanks

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    #37

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    Doug Larson Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ATM’s been playing too many video games

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    #38

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    Envy Valtiel D Kuze Report

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a rare condition called...umm...so yeah, it's a rare condition.

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    #39

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    Samantha Mitra Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me check my shopping list...milk, check, eggs, check. Where am I going to find creepy limbs? Oh great! You have them!

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    #41

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    Onindita Sarker Onadi Report

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    #44

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    Jojo Lynne Report

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    #45

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    Sapphire Sapp Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will be interesting watching someone try to eat it.

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    #46

    Strange Objects

    Daniel Little Report

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    #47

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    Chris Holzer Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this new origin story for the Hulk.

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    #48

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    Jackie Crespo Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's eaten so much KFC that's he's wider than he is tall!

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    #51

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    Brandon Necco Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it is clean as a whistle

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    #53

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    Lux Aeterna Report

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    #55

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    Kay Morris Report

    #56

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    Keisha Sandridge Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strategic placement of control k**b... -edit- ffs BP, k n o b is not a dirty word.

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    #57

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    Joshua Rix Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm not saying that definitely was used for that "something else", but I am saying that Milton is in the panhandle of Florida. So look at that thing, know where it's coming from, and make your own conclusions.

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    #60

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    Racquel Toynton Report

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    #62

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    Christine Martin Report

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babe wake up new scp just dropped.

    #63

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    Jackie Young Report

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    #65

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    Chris Holzer Report

    The Deez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhhh, this is something I would do! I have a can of Emergency Googly Eyes that I carry in my purse, and I've been known to stick them on random things in public. I also have a portable air conditioner that we haul into the living room every summer that has eyes on it!

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    #66

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    Heather Ivy Report

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians and all other nations shall unite and destroy this monstruous yet slightly appealing aberation of a donut

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    #67

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    Courtney Shields Report

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot dogs are the perfect choking hazard: "The hot dog has just the right size and consistency to perfectly block the airway, it's the perfect plug that doesn't allow any air to get through,” said Johns Hopkins Children's pediatrician Nisha Kapadia, M.D. Careful with those weiners, people!

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    #74

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    Rhiannon Malone Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know curiosity killed the cat and all but.... i'm going in!!! love to explore creepy underground/abandoned places... so who's with me??

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    #75

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    Péter Molnár Report

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have chocolate cigarettes for kids when I grew up

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    #77

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    Daniel Little Report

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    #79

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    Andrew Stickley Report

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    #82

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    Stephani Leonardi Report

    Aubry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is almost certainly uranium glass

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    #83

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    Grace Connolly Report

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point, for them that don't know, is that this brand would never sell their products in cartons. As far as I know, they only sell cans, 12% percent alcohol (which is high in the US).

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    #85

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    Rhiannon Malone Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually marks the border of a country when they have a break in a perfect line like that

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    #88

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    Chris Holzer Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, it's that Wuzzle who was half lion half bumblebee! I thought everyone had forgotten about him!

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