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It’s practically impossible to imagine the modern internet without memes. They’ve become such an integral part of our daily lives that our social media feeds would look barren and boring without them. Besides, what would we do with all of that spare time if we couldn’t spam our friends with memes while they’re at work?
Memes can tell you a lot about what people value when it comes to humor, what they find relatable, and what their attitudes are. Today, we’re featuring some of the wittiest ones, as shared on the popular ‘Slightly Twisted’ page on Facebook. Scroll down to check them out. Oh, and upvote the ones that you vibed with the most.
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Tyranamar Suess 1 year ago
If every industry were outlawed from destroying perfectly good product, true supply and demand could occur and things would be much more affordable. Right now "supply" is kept falsely low by destroying left over product. It should be illegal. It's a waste and causes elevated prices and environmental issue.
whineygingercat 1 year ago
If stores did this, the queue would be longer than the Queen's funeral queue
Wondering Alice 1 year ago
Id camp overnight for a raffle ticket that just might get me an NHS dentist.
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I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 1 year ago
I have watched 1 season of some random tv show for the past couple of years and I couldn't even tell you the names of the main characters!!! That background noise helps me drown out the crazy inside!
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Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
That's the radio for me. I find I work better if I can dance while I sort my inventory backlog.
Janissary35680 1 year ago
Radio doesn't work for me. I need the occasional visual distraction too.
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Verfin22 1 year ago
I can't fall asleep w/o the tv on. My mind wanders unless I have background noise.
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
My roommate/beat friend used to turn on a movie we liked, but had seen a million times, then sit in our fave spots in the living room, and read whatever books we were reading at the time, then stop to watch our favorite scenes...I miss those days...
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago (edited)
It’s so foreign to me that people can’t be comfortable in silence or left alone with their inner monologue and/or thoughts. I value the (rare; precious) silence & stillness around me more than just about anything in this noisy & chaotic world.
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
Silence is ok, but when your mind decides is time to remember when you farted in fron of the whole school, I need some random noise to shut it up.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
My husband does this! While he’s on his phone! Seriously! One or the other not both
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Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
Also time to rethink your taste in men if this is an issue for you. Otherwise, if he’s a really a good guy, just let it go.
Panda Pandemic 1 year ago
Exactly. It blows my mind that anyone would think a person is less valuable and dumb because they may not be educated or well read and well spoken. I'll tell you now, I'll choose to be in the company of people who may not be the smartest but they treat me with respect and decency. Over being around someone who is smart and thinks they are better than everyone and treats me like I'm less than. It seems like a lot of folks are just cruel and constantly downing other people for anything and everything. It truly is not hard to be a good person and be kind to others. Unfortunately some like being șħïțțý to others.
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Initially, the term ‘meme’ was coined in the 1970s by renowned evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins. However, memes aren’t a modern ‘invention.’ It’s an anthropological concept that describes behaviors or ideas that—and this is key here—pass among groups.
CNN states that memes end up evolving and adapting over time as they’re shared among people. These days, memes are commonly associated with internet humor, even though as a vague concept they’ve existed since the dawn of humankind.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Moved into this residential building during the pandemic, so the community room was closed since so many here are elderly and/or disabled. Many of the residents complained to no effect. After the pandemic and a renovation, the community room was open, but no one uses it.
Tabitha 1 year ago
Whether I use it or not, it’s still nice to have it available to me if I want to use it.
Load More Replies... ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
My two closest friends are equally introverted & homebodies. I’m 2500 miles from one who is 2500 miles from the other. Our visits are about snuggling up & staying in. Cooking, reading, watching films & napping. It’s the best visits/vacations ever.
LuLuBelle 1 year ago
I'm lucky my best friend lives 3 houses down from me. When I get tired of hanging around in my house I go hang around in hers.
Nikole 1 year ago
I grew up with my best friend three houses away as well, then she started moving around the country and now lives in Texas. I used to have a good friend who lived down the block from me, but she moved to Germany last year. Siiiiiigh. Appreciate what you have!
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Jaya 1 year ago
Smaller portions and mindful eating, that way you get way more enjoyment out of a small plate, than you would normally get out of 2 big plates.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
It's not healthy to be obese. I know that this is just a meme above, but for reals, it's NOT healthy to be obese. No one who is severely overweight/obese is healthy. One does not need to be "thin" or "athletic" or "super fit", necessarily (I'm 5'5" and 160 lbs, which puts me into the low end of the "overweight" category) but if one is severely overweight or obese, then yes, they do need to lose weight, for their health and longevity. And so they can remain alive and healthy for the people they love and who love them <3
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Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago (edited)
Food! Food! Glorious food! A plate full of grub puts me in a great mood!
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
Eat joyfully, but sensibly & get exercise. Those are my answers, but then I don’t have any metabolism or other health issues that would nullify doing so. No paternal male in my known family ever broke 68kg/150lbs & none were under 5’11”. I’ve been 61kg/135lbs most of my life, but during quarantine I shot up to 66/145. Genetics play a huge part in weight. There’s no way, with no amount of diet/exercise, am I going back down. So I imagine the struggle is real no matter the effort.
The BBC notes that memes will probably be here to stay as a format of communication, as they’re a stable way of expressing both your individuality, as well as your relationship with your community.
However, their format might change. For instance, in recent years, there’s been a boom in video memes. As a mode of communication, memes are neutral. They’re a tool with which we can do what we want, whether that’s something positive or negative.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
An uncle who I’ve only met a handful of times said to me in the most disdainful tone a Christmas dinner when I was 14, “so I heard you’re a homo.” Me, being the snarky, obnoxious & witty teen that I was said, “and I’ve heard you’ve recently gotten your 2nd DUI. Clearly one of us were born who we are & the other just makes s****y life choices.” That quieted the table quickly, until my grandmother nervously bursted out laughing.
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The ‘Slightly Twisted’ page has been a mainstay of Facebook for a very long while. Originally created in late October 2016, over the years, the page has grown by leaps and bounds.
Now, it boasts an impressive following on the social network, having garnered 524k followers from all corners of the globe. We’ve reached out to the team curating the page to hear more about their project and perspective on memes.
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featherytoad 1 year ago
Yeah, especially when you're dozing in bed on your back and that happens. Sometimes I think I'm not going to recover.
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 1 year ago
We had a actual case of a woman that almost died from that. She ate a chocolate and a LOT of saliva went the wrong way. A doctor happening to be nearby managed to save her, she was blue and almost unconsious.
lynne berry 1 year ago
This comment is about sick.this how my father and many old people die because they cannot swallow.hope u don't go this way.
ManuelQue 1 year ago
I'm so sorry. My mom was in care when she died and at one point they switched her to pureed/soft food to prevent choking and also aspirational pneumonia.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I can't remember the TV show, but the single female character tells her friend that her biggest fear is choking to death while eating alone. Okay, that's understandable given how frequently people choke while eating. But choking on your own salvia? That's an embarrassing way to go out.
ManuelQue 1 year ago
Your comment has me.thinking of a long ago episode ot Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman where a man drowns with his face right down in his soup bowl. Mary notices but just keeps talking in that semi-stoned voice of hers.
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Camilla Koutsos 1 year ago
I once heard Grace Jones saying she was choking on her saliva on a B-side, and choked on mine, trying not to laugh.
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Ascender e acender, assento e acento, cela, e sela. homophones are annoying in any language
A big part of attracting such a large following, whether you’re neck-deep into internet memes or doing something else entirely, is being consistent with your posting. It doesn’t quite matter how often you post content so much as having a schedule that you stick to.
You might post a few (dozen) times a day, once every couple of days, or once a week. But once you’ve found what works for you and your audience, stick to it. That way, your followers will know what to expect.
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Tabitha 1 year ago
What was it they used to say? “All cats are black in the dark.”
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago (edited)
Huh, so that's where my annoying neighbour went after he used that goddamn leafblower at 6am for the third time running. Forgot all about where I put him. I do remember where I put the leafblower, though. Repeatedly.
A Very Glittery Moth Indeed 1 year ago
It’s almost as if someone else is putting their bodies in there!
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Kalikima 1 year ago
My mom got me a shirt that says "I'm not responsible for what my face does while you're talking" and frankly, that's perfect for me, cuz you can read my face like a book.
Load More Replies... The Shark 1 year ago (edited)
Does anyone else make comments out loud, in public at things like Christmas dog toys and eggnog in September and the latest obscene Oreo flavors? Or am I just crazy
Oerff On Tour 1 year ago
December 27: The Easter decorations are available in a store near you
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Space Invader 1 year ago
At least with you there is some connection between "saying" and "thinking"...
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JimSteve 1 year ago
and then I think "F it! I'll be a streaker." and then I remember I can't run either
Definitely not a catnapper 1 year ago
Then i says to myself " F it ill be a speaker" then i remember i have anxiety
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
Exactly. I’m certain there’s a market for strippers who are “fat & can’t dance.” As there should be!!!
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 1 year ago
"I tried selling my body, but my first customer took one look at me and demanded a refund."
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Today I'll be posing nude for an art class. I think they're making ceramic cereal bowls.
Tropical Tarot 1 year ago
Somebody once said that joining the military is the male equivalent of F**k it!!m going to be a stripper.
KillerKiwi 1 year ago
No, the male of equivalent of f**k it I’m to be a stripper is being a stripper
Load More Replies... whineygingercat 1 year ago
You don't have to be skinny or know how to dance to be a stripper. All you gotta do is take off your clothes and wiggle. Go to Vegas, there's a kink for EVERYTHING
Nylah 1 year ago
.....and just like that, i have crossed vegas off my list of places to visit.
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Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago
My sister and I like to joke that we'd be 'reverse strippers'. We'd start out naked, and people would pay us to put our clothes back ON. 😂
However, consistency alone won’t get you anywhere if you don’t have a clear vision of what exactly it is that you’re doing. In other words, you need to ‘find your voice,’ so to speak. Filter things out and settle on a specific niche of content.
Trying to do everything is tantamount to doing nothing, and your content can easily get lost in the noise. Ideally, you’ll land on something that not only resonates with social media users but that you enjoy, too, on a deeper than superficial level.
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The Announcer 1 year ago
It's not that I'm just not having a good time, it's that everything is on fire and I'm made of lighter fluid.
David Paetznick 1 year ago
YES! Me too. It's so scary cuz I'm also a serious pyromaniac.
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Justagecko 1 year ago
Real though, they need to have a discount coupon SOMEWHERE I just can't find it!
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
I work retail. Halloween through Easter is glitter season. You can tell what holiday is coming by the colour of the glitter. So. Much. Glitter.
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Gustav Gallifrey 1 year ago
We don't have Thanksgiving in this country. But, the marketing people will doubtless soon get around to trying to convince us that we do.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I am not a fan of Thanksgiving. But I don't really like turkey or cranberry jelly. Thanksgiving is the opposite of Halloween. It's all family stress, with no fun or candy.
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Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
new doctor looked at my A1C results, said what happened in March? I replied, People started bringing donuts to the hospital to share with their co-workers. I just couldn't say no. He looked at me and said never say no to a donut. Speaking of donuts, have you tried that donut truck that is at Canadian Tire today? They make the best donuts.
Caroline Overill 1 year ago
I feel that way but then I start worrying about not being able to turn down a heart attack
Lene 1 year ago
Actually, one year I managed to lose like 2kgs during December. I was munching on clementines and walnuts and drinking Christmas tea instead of snacking on candies. I ate the regular food at Christmas but didn't (at that time) like the candied potatos and the rice pudding (risalamande). I think I may give it a go again, actually. Actually.... I could start next week! Would be super cool to lose a bit of weight before Christmas. Lol.
Noyfb noyfb 1 year ago
Worst time of the year to have a birthday. Who needs extra junk food on top of the junk food season?
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The Announcer 1 year ago
Even if you don't believe in God, you are important and here for a reason.
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
Stalin, Pol Pot, Hitler, Mussolini, Nero, Caligula, Genghis Khan, Castro, Vlad Tepes, Mao Zedong, Bin Ladin, H.H.Holmes, Mengele, Gary Ridgeway, Himmler, Timothy McVeigh, Jim Jones, Gaddafi...what was their purpose?
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Space Invader 1 year ago
How terrifying is it that the same god who created disease, parasitic funghi and life-ending meteorite strikes looked at you and thought the world needed one of you, too.
Dacid Wambold 1 year ago
God obviously has a sense of humor. Just look at the aye aye and duck billed platypus.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, but then we all make mistakes.
Justagecko 1 year ago
Just by existing you change the world, every tiny thing you do affects other memories and the world around you, EVERY THING YOU DO. :)
If you hope to create and (re)share internet content for years and years, you won’t be able to keep it up unless you’re passionate about what you’re doing. Doing things just for likes, views, and engagement isn’t sustainable and you’ll probably end up getting pretty burned out fairly quickly.
The secret to sustainable growth on social media is authenticity. It’s all about building a community, interacting with your fans, and looking beyond making a quick buck.
#19
JimSteve 1 year ago (edited)
Do I have to? Can't I just stay home? What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Joe Reaves 1 year ago
How heavy is the body? Why did you kill them? (I ain't going to prison because you got annoyed about being cut off in traffic bro. You want my help moving a body they better have *needed* to die)
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
My Bestie of 36 years have a pact, if she ever needs help murdering her Husband (Who is a sweetheart, don't worry) and needs help covering it up, then I'm there for it. In the event we get caught, we're going to Thelma and Louise that s**t straight for the Mexican border.
Gracie Mae 1 year ago (edited)
but only until about 10pm...and how often will we stop for the bathroom?
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
Oh, I have a story! So, one day I have on my wireless headset on with my Bluetooth going on my Kindle. I'm in the middle of a True Crime podcast, all of the sudden it cuts out and I'm listening to my next door neighbors phone call. Apparently, my next door neighbor's Brother had passed away and she's on the phone talking to her daughter. I listened to the entire phone call on how cheap her SIL is being about the funeral and the comment that got me was "She's bitching about how much it costs to cremate him! If that b***h could get away with it, she would toss his a*s on the grill in the backyard, but knowing her she would complain about the cost of charcoal and lighter fluid!" Yes, I pretty much lost my s**t, because that was just one part of a 45 minute conversation that I ended up overhearing. Honestly, it was actually a lot more interesting then the podcast I was listening to.
Nikole 1 year ago
Part of me is thinking, “Oh no, you should have stopped listening!” The other part is thinking, “Tell me more!”
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Tropical Tarot 1 year ago
If they can aggressively vacuum at 4am, I can mess with their soeakers.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
That’s a stupid rule! Who made that rule? F*****g with the neighbours is fun! Especially if you don’t like them
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The Mediterranean Fruit 1 year ago
And the rest of life keeps passing me by
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JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
And for every hour in the air, takes about 12 hours of maintenance...
LuLuBelle 1 year ago
I did 5 responsible adult things this week and I was so proud of myself I had to call my sister so she could be proud of me too. Being an adult is a hard thankless task. Helps to have some cheerleaders on your side.
Kalikima 1 year ago
Whenever I have to do adult things, I text my mom when I'm done so she can tell me how proud she is.. unfortunately, it usually comes with a lecture about how I could've done it better, or what I should have done instead, or what I should do next, but it's still nice to hear her being proud.
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ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
If you don't know how to operate it, it'll crash and burn. And then you'll die. Just like a helicopter.
Memes can’t be considered (successful) memes if they don’t spread. Their entire essence, so to speak, revolves around being shared and reshared. Memes definitely don’t have to be humorous. Like, at all. But humor certainly helps to make them relatable.
And it’s a content creator’s ability to relate to their audience that makes their memes go viral. No matter how broad or narrow a niche you’ve decided on for your content, you definitely need to find a way to relate to other internet users. At least on some level!
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Cindi Antrobus 1 year ago
The I will not make a seen here but we will be discussing this when we get home look
Asmodeus Hare 1 year ago
I hated it... it was always after my siblings made a scene and it was always "you should be a better role model so they don't act up like that" It was not until I became an adult before I discovered "parentification" was a thing.
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
The grip on the arm and the "Godfather look of death" which was still better then the "Come to Jesus" talk. 😂
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Ah remembering Lenny Henry's monologue on his mum, and the Jamaican Death Grip....
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Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago (edited)
When a cat lays him/herself out with belly exposed is when you know they trust you. And once you kiss your kitties, when they lick where you kissed, it's them tasting you because they love you. I have 4 precious furbabies who love and trust me :D
Melissa Marie 1 year ago
Looking just over your shoulder, glazed eyed and gazing into the abyss lol
There are tons of content creators and meme-smiths on social media. Whether you mean to or not, if you’re sharing memes, you’re directly competing with them for internet users’ attention.
So, if your goal is to grow a following (alongside having fun), you have to look for ways to stand out from the crowd. You could try experimenting with new meme formats and designs, for example. Even adjusting currently popular memes a tiny bit could put you ahead of the curve.
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MEB 1 year ago (edited)
When he retired, my doctor sent me my medical file (so I could transfer it to my next doctor). In it was the evaluation report from the psychiatrist who diagnosed my ADHD. He mentionned in it that I seemed somewhat delusional - or some other term I don't recall right now, that painted me as quite unstable and neurotic- based on some jokes I remember telling him. 😂
The danish woman 1 year ago
My psychiatrist said my answers to all the ink blobs were the opposit of every body elses. I don't know, if thats a good or a bad thing, but she looked concerned🤨
Jen McCartney 1 year ago
That’s because you believe there’s some truth in what you just said. Jokes tell us a lot about a person
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JimSteve 1 year ago
And there is no way in **** ****** ***** ** **** that I'm going to disappoint him!
Phantom Phoenix 1 year ago (edited)
Drưgs? Dîcks? Deaths? What the f**k is censored here?
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ucp 1 year ago
Our dog is a rescue, and can only spend four hours alone before becoming stressed. My wife and I *may* rely on that fact from time to time to ensure that we have a way of getting away from social occasions.
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Toasted Applesauce 1 year ago
I saw these meme a few weeks ago and i genuinely had a nightmare that i was putting it together
Meanwhile, visual clarity is utterly essential in this day and age. If you’re using wonky and weird formats, low-quality pictures, and walls of text, you’re going to push a lot of internet users away. Unless you’re purposely sharing ‘cursed,’ no-context, or post-ironic memes, you want to put yourself in your audience’s shoes and think about what would make their experience more pleasant.
Empathy might not be something you’d immediately associate with making memes, but it really does make a difference when you try to connect with your target audience through the content, as well as the format.
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Kit Black 1 year ago
Telling a kindergartner ~we don't lick people without consent~ is not going to have the desired result 🤣🤣😅
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago (edited)
Same goes for bitimg for some.. or saying mean things about them. Its proof u shouldn't always treat people how you want to be treated
Alien-Gal-19 1 year ago
Where are they licking? Is it on Wattpad? Am I a man, or am I a baby? These are some serious questions.
Evagating Beewolf (she/they) 1 year ago
yesterday, my mom told my much younger brother (god it's weird, when he starts driving I'll be about as old as my uncle is now!) that he needed to go lick-splickety quick to get to preschool on time. He, predictably enough, licked her.
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Joe Reaves 1 year ago
Sure - but I'd rather you thought I was looking at porn than *knew* I was looking for what the lethal dose of cyanide is.
Dumb teenager 1 year ago
Yeah but porns embarrassing, curiosity isn’t. Like my friends and I are probably on some government watchlist somewhere for the stuff we’ve tried to find out just for the sake of seeing if we can.
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TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
How complicated - using the Private mode of any browser is way easier
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Lord of the laserprinter. 1 year ago
And from a IT guy…: A roll of tissue paper and a sticky mouse.
So, Pandas, which of these memes did you enjoy the most? What types of memes do you personally enjoy the most and why? How often do your friends send you memes?
On the flip side, how often do you send memes to your friends? Feel free to tell us what you think in the comments!
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
The fools thinking that this is me being crazy. Honey, you best sit down, cause I'm just warming up.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
Why do we glamourize this? I'm genuinely asking because my autistic brain has never understood why people think it's appealing to be this person.
feelthefebreze 1 year ago (edited)
this entire website is just people flexing that they're depressed/lazy/poor/mentally ill/antisocial/quirky/have no purpose in life lmao
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Kat 1 year ago (edited)
They locked me in a round rubber room, full of rat's...
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Tonyah Mcanelly 1 year ago
exactly my job even comes with stereo types and bullies
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 1 year ago
I worked at a highschool once and a co-worker started childishly making fun of another co-worker, quickly joined by a third adding extra taunts. I said "oh come on, what is this - highschool? Oh wait... yes it is."
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This panda says ur worth it 1 year ago
Sabrina Carpenter was really here for all of us. "I can't relate to desperation/ my give a f***s are on vacation."
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Nonna_SoF 1 year ago
Unfortunately, in the US at least, you legally have to carry them in the bottle from the pharmacy.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Does this also apply for those of us that distribute treatos for cats? Asking for a friend
DragonofMordor 1 year ago
My current jobs: cat treat dealer, cat food dispenser, cat groomer, and catbed.
Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago
Eh, I was never cool, my whole life. I'm still not cool. I will never be cool. But my dogs and cats have always loved me unconditionally anyway. So I'll gladly, happily take being a treat dealer. 😊
John Smith 1 year ago
Could be worse, you could be your dogs personal poop scooper instead....
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Joe Reaves 1 year ago
I'm enjoying that 90% of Kamala's social media has just become unedited clips of Trump and the universal gesture for are you hearing this s**t?
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago
I would be worried that the body I stashed under the bed isn't as dead as I thought it was.
LuLuBelle 1 year ago
I do imagine this, it's why I can't sleep with an arm hanging off the side of the bed.
T J R 1 year ago
Same! I make sure all limbs are tucked in safely for this very reason.
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Laura Robaer 1 year ago
Not me having an ad right next to this with a person looking exactly like this, just way younger ... they're having a staring contest atm
Laura Robaer 1 year ago
The older one won ... but only because the ad changed by itself
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Holly Allen 1 year ago
Reminds me of when the doctor holds the stethoscope to my chest and tells me to breathe normally. It's like I've suddenly forgotten how to breathe!
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Bluonthefront 1 year ago
There's an entire generation that was raised on "girls don't get angry" bs and we are putting that aside. The MAGAts have no idea what they did.
Lene 1 year ago
This happens to me sometimes. Also in text. Lol. It happened here on BP a few days ago, resulting in a thread of comments because I had a lot to say and there's this annoying limit to how long your comments can be on BP. Actually....I guess I just write long comments. I don't do it on purpose... it just happens. 😁
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Shark Lady 1 year ago
I haven't drunk tequila for over 20 years and there is a very good reason for that.
Donna Drizin 1 year ago
10 tequilas, shopping cart. It happened in college many, many years ago.
Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Drink a lot of Teek... Do a little dance... Fall down tonight. Drink a little more... Throw up on the floor… Fall down tonight.
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LuLuBelle 1 year ago
The college kids I work with invited me to a party that starts at 10pm. I just laughed at them. I put my pajamas on 7:30 pm and I'm dead to the world by 9. Whippersnappers and their crazy ideas.
Nikole 1 year ago
My parents are in their 70s and go to bed around midnight. We’ve always been a late to bed, late to rise family.
Load More Replies... DragonofMordor 1 year ago
Sorry, but no. At that time most nights I'm working as a cat bed and am not allowed to move.
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The Announcer 1 year ago
Don't forget to cut open every hole so it doesn't end up choking a turtle in the middle of the ocean
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Well that's something I'll never be able to un-see.
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Moonie Pinkslip 1 year ago
Me too: I lie a lot on the internet because being real doesn't work lol :))
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
They blocked the top of the slide, right? I mean, there aren't kids trapped inside this slide are there?
Floeckchen 1 year ago
I hope they closed the slide on the top end too. Or else it will get quiet awkward
Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
if that's not got one at the top it's all going Watership Down Sandalford warren crush scene in there trying to get out
Zaach 1 year ago
We had a fire escape like that in grade school - it got hot as hell in the summer and the priest would come running out to chase us away. If you did not have sneakers, you had to climb up the inside barefooted. The playground also had those stainless steel things (have no idea what they are called ) that you played with by grabbing one of the steel climbing rungs and go swinging around the center pole. I think I may have been hit by the climbing rungs way too many times - it is like the grade school was trying to kill us
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Settled for Infamy 1 year ago
Latest craze (crazy) on internet: calling everything AI. I don't think anyone for one second thought this was a real life human
She who must not be named 1 year ago
I do agree with you partly, buti don't think they're saying that it's not a real life human, we can all see that. It's also not a drawing or portrait or digital art created by a real life human which I think is the point being made by 'weirdo with internet' when they say its AI.
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Kit Black 1 year ago
Wait... her hand?? Uh... *runs to bed, lays down, does pose* Runs back, out of breath and worried - Uh... my hand does that...
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Multa Nocte 1 year ago
Gang gang = "A word used to confirm feelings or plans between two people or a group of people."
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Yeah yeah. Imma get you to that ER, just let me get my jams going first
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I was gonna say Todd, or somebody who goes by the full name Frederick. But Chad makes sense too.
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David 1 year ago
Nah. I'm not confrontational unless it is something like someone being physically attacked/hurt. :)
ILoveMySon 1 year ago
Every David/Dave I have known has been wonderful. Considering its commonality, I have to disagree with this post.🙂
Load More Replies... David Paetznick 1 year ago
It is definitely NOT Dave! I'm for throwing Kevin under the bus. Sorry Kevin Bacon.
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Ali H M Salehuddin 1 year ago
In less than 20 years, scientists will have perfected the lab grown meat processes. Then, I'd suppose you can have whatever meat taste you like. Tigers, mammoths, T-rex and heck even humans if you so desire. Urghh!
🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮 1 year ago
They say that human tastes like chicken. Also, who the heck are "they"??
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Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
One of my favourite SF stories has the protagonist dial up a couple of Moa drumsticks. Now THAT I am looking forward to!!
BrunoVI 1 year ago
Well, lizard and frog do both taste sorta like chicken, but are different in opposite ways. Deer is said to be "gamey," but it turns out "gamey" just means "tastes like red meat, only moreso." Buffalo, likewise, is more flavorful than beef and becoming competitively priced lately. Lamb used to be too expensive, but it's getting cheaper than beef, lately. And so many varieties of seafood! Salmon, tuna, catfish, trout, bluefish, shrimp are all strangely similar in price to beef lately.
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
Kangaroo is surprisingly good, but too expensive in my neck of the woods.
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Khavrinen 1 year ago
Maybe not animals, but there are lots of unfamiliar fruits out there. Enough that one guy has a whole YouTube channel about finding and trying them: https://www.youtube.com/@WeirdExplorer
WindySwede 1 year ago
Wow, cool! Will have to look theought that! Also : cries in freezing Swedish winter climate, because can't grow tropical fruits! 🤓
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 1 year ago (edited)
My local butcher has Elk, Boar, Bison, Venison, Lamb, Goat, and other exotics. Wild venison, the taste depends *a lot* on what it was eating. If it's been living on Mountain Laurel, it tastes like Kerosene. If it's been gorging on our oats, wheat, corn, and sorghum fields, it tastes like Heaven. Commercially farmed venison is also really good. Ground venison makes good burgers, and browned, it makes great pizza topping and sloppy joes - less greasy than beef. Just *DON'T* overcook it.
Natalie Kelsey 1 year ago
My in-laws hunt elk, antelope and deer. All rather lean but they taste pretty good, especially elk
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Moonie Pinkslip 1 year ago
Can someone please tell me which movie still that is, the photo of Glenn Close, with the 9pm bedtime meme?
Arnold Selin 1 year ago
How often do you have to tell people how to spell your last name? In fact how do you tell people how to spell your last name?
Moonie Pinkslip 1 year ago
Can someone please tell me which movie still that is, the photo of Glenn Close, with the 9pm bedtime meme?
Arnold Selin 1 year ago
How often do you have to tell people how to spell your last name? In fact how do you tell people how to spell your last name?
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