40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)
Alright class, today we’re going to be labeling a diagram of the female reproductive system! Do you know the difference between the vagina, vulva, ovaries, uterus and urethra? Well, if you’re a man, there’s apparently a 50% chance you don't.
While some women enjoy having a little mystery in their love lives, being with someone who knows absolutely nothing about their anatomy is not what they mean. So in honor of all the overly confident men out there who make ignorant claims about women’s bodies, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Bad Women’s Anatomy subreddit down below. Enjoy reading through these facepalm-worthy posts, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you weep for straight women everywhere!
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I Can’t Believe This Is Really A Thing
Just Wow
Maybe Because Babies Come From Women's Womb
If you’re a straight woman, chances are the photos on this list will disappoint you but not surprise you. Unfortunately, many women have found themselves in relationships with men who couldn’t find a clitoris if their life depended on it. And while it does require being curious and caring enough to listen to women and learn about their anatomy to actually be able to label the female reproductive system, that’s certainly not rocket science. But if you ask any of the men featured in the Bad Women’s Anatomy subreddit, it might be even more challenging than rocket science…
This online group, which was created in 2014, has documented countless occurrences of men demonstrating just how little they know about the female body, but with great confidence. The group has amassed an impressive 566k members, and it showcases just how failed sex education is in many places (in schools and in homes). From judging women for having hair on their bodies to assuming you can tell who is a virgin based on how they feel, there seems to be no end to the amount of ignorant things men have said about women online.
Nice Try, Guys
The Cathedral Is A Myth
Time Zones Are Weird. France Is In 2023 And The Us Is In 1823
Now, I want to be clear that this group is not shaming men in general. There are plenty of men out there who have no problem doing research on their own and talking to their partners to understand the female body. But the guys who feel comfortable spewing ignorant, misogynistic and downright ridiculous claims online about women’s bodies deserve to be called out. According to one survey, 17% reported that they didn’t think gynecological health issues was anything they needed to know or worry about, and a quarter admitted that they weren’t comfortable discussing gynecological health with their partner.
This is unsettling considering that gynecological cancers, including those of the ovaries, uterus, cervix, vulva and vagina, are the fourth most common cancer among women in the UK, killing thousands of women annually. It’s important for women to feel comfortable discussing these issues and for them to feel safe bringing them up in front of their partners. Plus, when men view women’s reproductive health as shameful or taboo, they’re likely to pass those beliefs onto their children as well, furthering the stigma surrounding women’s bodies.
Pov: You're A Woman In A Doctor's Office
Just Hold The Blood In
That Rare Example Of Bad Anatomy Done Intentionally For Humour. That Is Actually Funny!
Unfortunately, men aren’t the only ones who have trouble identifying parts of the female reproductive system. According to a 2020 poll, one in ten women were unable to correctly label a diagram of their own reproductive system. 57% even admitted that they didn’t have as much knowledge about their own bodies as they probably should. When asked whose fault it was for having such a poor understanding of the female body, over a third of the women blamed teachers, while 28% pointed the finger at their parents. A quarter also said the government’s education standards were lacking, and 24% said religious organizations were a factor.
“Dna Binds To Cells In The Brain”
Trans People Live In This Dude's Head Rent Free (Cw For Transphobia)
Comment From Someone Regarding A Suggestion That Period Products Should Be Free
This lack of knowledge can have serious impacts on women’s health as well. 52% of those surveyed said they don’t feel like they can properly advocate for themselves in doctor’s offices. And the top issues women want more information about are what the different organs do, menopause and perimenopause, when a woman is most fertile, how the reproductive system works, the stages of pregnancy, menstruation and puberty. While it’s easy to laugh about the unfortunate state of education we receive on the human reproductive systems, it’s not so funny to know that this leads to women being diagnosed later than men on average for over 700 diseases.
Can’t Find His Brain
Ah Yes, Put Water Inside Your Privates Girl!
"5min Of Continuons Sex"
The unbelievable part of this is that this person managed to convince 'multiple women' to have sex with him. Maybe he had to pay them.
That's the best self own I've read today although it is only 10am and we're on #33 so there's plenty more time.
This thread is pissing me off. Men stop it, just stop it. Get some help.
No kidding! I'm sitting here going 'seriously- what the f**k?' And guys wonder why women don't want to sleep with them? Geeze...I /wonder/
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5 minutes that seemed like an eternity to the unlucky multiple women
5 minutes was the longest he's ever lasted. He's usually done in 30 seconds.
1) It can take women 7 - 12 minutes of stimulation to reach an orgasm. 2) The squirt is the liquid from the Skene's gland, the openings are located at 4 & 8 o'clock below the urethra. What do people learn in Sex Ed actually?
In the states? Abstinence only and you can get stds from not reading your Bible daily?
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The poor man tried for FIVE WHOLE MINUTES to satisfy a woman? Not knowing that it’s not possible for the women he’s with to [be satisfied] by him? Give the poor fellow a medal! (Yes, I meant “brain,” but I was trying to be nice.) It’s horrifying that apparently some men give bad sex and then, when it’s deemed bad, conclude the woman has problems, and that her satisfaction isn’t possible because she’s missing body parts. I blame parents, both for not educating these dopes but also for telling ‘em how GREAT they are and that if they fail at anything, it’s not THEIR fault. SMFH. (Note to the Dope: if you time it right and DO it right, many of us will be, um, prematurely satisfied, like, say, if one of us is returning from a long absence, or we’re supremely excited by something like a new job. Happens n mere SECONDS, just like for you! I know you’ll say this is a myth, though, as you’ve never seen a woman be “satisfied.”)
Here's a secret - foreplay starts yesterday. The post sex cuddle isn'tafter play, it the start of tomorrow's foreplay, or the day after... depends on how long the sensations/tension can be kept up.
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This man doesn't even know the past tense; I'm not trusting him with anything else.
Every woman, hmm? Gee I wonder if it's YOU! Slam, bam, thank you ma'm is NOT the way to do it! 5 minutes?
I told her to squirt in my mouth and she just pissed in there-this guy
Few women can "arrive" with just piv sex. So this is just Saying I haven't found the cl*t without saying I haven't found the cl*t. The women were probably just sore from piv with lack of lubrication.
5 whole minutes! No way, bruh! All that hard work for nothing but at least YOU were satisfied. ha!
You are a stupid A*s. After Forty Three years of Marriage, I can say you're full of MonkeyPoop!
All most men need to get there is a pulse. Perfect example of tortoise versus hare.
(Facepalm) gents. This is why we need to educate our brothers- this kinda thing makes us /all/ look bad.
Breathtaking in its scope, isn't it? It's almost a wonder of the natural world, kinda like the grand canyon, or Mt fuji
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Tell me you've never satisfied a woman without telling me you've never satisfied a woman 🙄
Some time you are the problem. Poor woman had to endure 5 minutes of this dude banging away. Surprised they didn't just fake it to make it stop
Wow! A whole 5 minutes. What a stud. well, at least in his own mind.
5 WHOLE MINUTES AND NOTHING?! CLEARLY it's something wrong with ALL women!
wow 5 whole minutes!?! that's insane, she should have after 1, like you!
You are worthless as a human specimen. Apparently the only vagina you have ever touched was your mothers' when you fell out of it on the kitchen floor because she was a daft c**t just like her brood.
Uh-huh. But, you know, who’s the common denominator in your equation?
It's fluid produced in Skene's glands, and composition differs from urine in creatinine and urea content, it also contains PSA (prostate specific antigen) that protects the urethra... we don't know why women make PSA but it's found all over the place but not usually in urine.
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In the United States, in particular, part of the reason we understand so little about women’s bodies is because they weren’t required to be included in clinical research until 1993, when Congress finally passed the NIH Revitalization Act. And for some reason, decades later, the gender health gap persists, Priyanka Jain and Laine Bruzek write for Fortune. “To this day, we don’t truly know how women metabolize and react to many medicines, why some adverse reactions are more common in women, nor how women experience or manifest pain,” Jain and Bruzek note. “The efficacy, dosage, and side effects of many drugs were never tested on women.”
Humanity Would Have Become Extinct A Long Time Ago
As A Guy, I Can Definitely Say This Is What We Expect Now
So, as a man, the only sex you can get is through artificial intelligence fantasy? You know that’s a really sad situation, don’t you?
On A Post Discussing The Misconception Of Intact Hymen=virginity
Clearly, as the photos on this list show, having a lack of understanding doesn’t stop many men from mansplaining away online about women’s bodies and health. But if you’re a man or a woman who’s actually interested in learning something about the female reproductive system you might not have known already, let’s start with discussing the menstrual cycle. According to the Cleveland Clinic, “Menstruation refers to the periodic shedding of your uterine lining when pregnancy doesn’t occur that cycle.” Most menstrual cycles take about 28 days and include three phases: follicular (when the egg develops), ovulatory (the releasing of the egg), and luteal (when hormone levels decrease if the egg doesn’t implant).
A Girl Posts A Selfie For Her 18th Birthday… Cue Men Being Confused And Rude About The Fact That Women Have Body Hair
`"Upincoming female wolverine dc movie"- this comment has me more enraged than anything else on this page. Wolverine is Marvel goddamit.
Woman Above +25 Are Old Hags…
Um What
Women are born with all of the eggs that they’ll ever produce, which is typically about 1 million eggs at the time of birth. “By the time you reach puberty, only about 300,000 remain,” the Cleveland Clinic explains. “The number of eggs you have continues to decline as you age and menstruate each cycle. Fertility also declines with age due to the decreasing number and quality of your remaining eggs.”
“9 Periods Per Year”
“We Can Always Tell”
Women don't have abdominal muscles obviously. We have a very complex system of stilts to keep ourselves upright.
It's Not Like A Woman Is 72% More Likely To Be Seriously Injured And 17% More Likely To Die In A Car Crash
They apply the same logic to drug trials: At one point they apparently set up a clinical study for a medication related to cervical cancer... with only men in the survey.
During this day in age, when many states in the US have enacted extremely strict regulations against abortion, spreading misinformation about women’s bodies can be incredibly dangerous. It’s funny to see an ignorant man tweet about how little he knows about vaginas, but it’s frightening when various aspects of women’s health are overlooked. Cardiologists aren’t even trained to recognize heart disease symptoms in women, and 53% of women who had heart attacks were turned away by their doctors. Women deserve better, and we deserve health care providers who understand our bodies. The information we need to stay healthy is out there; let’s make it mainstream.
That's Actually False
This Is Abhorrent, Even As A Joke
A Place Full Of Girls
Are these photos making you want to send every man you know back to middle school sex education class? There’s nothing wrong with admitting that you don’t know something and taking the time to educate yourself, but spewing ignorant and downright ridiculous claims about women’s bodies is certain to get you shamed online. Keep upvoting the pics you find most ridiculous, and then if you’re interested in viewing even more photos that will make you facepalm, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Bad Women’s Anatomy right here!
The Secrets Out, Plus Size People Are Just Staying Super Hydrated
When Questioned About The Blood All Over His Car, Convicted Serial Killer Said His Girlfriend’s Period Got All Over The Front Seat And Was Blown Out The Window Into The Backseat
She must be one of those girls with an extra juicy uterine lining from the last post
There's No Other Function For Boobs Than Sex Appeal
I want them to shoot lasers out the nipples when you squeeze them so I can hunt down uneducated bigots
“Females Need To Reach Orgasm By Penetration. It’s Biology.” -Someone Who Most Definitely Failed Biology
Women Are Like...* Shuffles Deck *... Avocados!
The Gallopan Tube
Fellas, Is It Gay To Eat Pussy?
Unclean
From A Forensic Medicine Textbook
There’s People Who Really Think Virgins Can’t Use Tampons
Some people have been taught that if you are a virgin it's wrong to use a tampon. Proper sex education is desperately required.
Maple Syrup Can Do What???
Oh Yes! We Would Be Nothing Without Our Breasts
no breasts no art? Is that the equation here? So when Monet painted his stunning impressionistic masterpieces of French scenery he was thinking of boobs? sure.
"If You Start Giving Oral Sex To A Guy, All You Are To Him Is A Hole."
Note: this post originally had 102 images. It’s been shortened to the top 40 images based on user votes.
I don’t mind if you’re young and didn’t get any sex ed: but please, please try to find reliable sources of information. Which is not that easy, apparently 🙈
The trouble is, the terrible stuff is usually easier to find, and it's possible that conservative parents and/or schools might block access to the right resources. Some of this lot are clearly ignorant and/or misogynists (especially the women), but there are definitely some kids just in need of a decent biology lesson or two.
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For me, the classic was the guy who tried to correct to a *female gynecologist* in relation to the term vulva (he was adamant vagina was the correct term and, when corrected, just doubled down on it and wrote a whole screed on it rather than admitting he was wrong)
Did anyone make it through the whole list? I couldn't even make it half way. My soul is crushed
I couldn't finish this. People: "sex education" isn't just about sex. It's about the human body and understanding the human body. EVERYBODY should know this stuff. It's science. Why should men not be taught about women's bodies? Why should women not be taught about men's bodies? This is basic anatomy, a fact of life. It's shameful the things people don't know.
Husband's coworker was bragging about giving his wife s**t because she was too much of a wimp to get a prostate exam.
This was like reading the "ask anything" in a teen magazin. I wished this boys here asked more.
Perhaps men should take a test and get a license for women to check before allowing them anywhere near their bodies!
Are there any equivalent misconceptions about the male body that we can see? From women? I think that men may have plenty but it would be interesting to see how many text books have crazy ideas about men's gonads based on their sexual history or where women have got it wrong in the same way as here.
That would require a culture where men don't dominate the direction of medicine. Though it is true that most men know nothing of the inner workings of their reproductive system. I've yet to meet any average Joe who knows what the prostatic utricle is, for example.
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Sigh. I can only say: " I lay my eyes upon your field of evidence and see that it is barren..."
Agreed… but then the idiots who made these posts would probably have a theory about how pleasurable sex makes woman barren or some other idiocy that got laughed out of the 14th century 🤦
Load More Replies... Oh the ignorance 😱 something very wrong about that lack of human biology and sex education that seems to exist from what some comments say.... (shakes head in confused disgust)
I don’t mind if you’re young and didn’t get any sex ed: but please, please try to find reliable sources of information. Which is not that easy, apparently 🙈
The trouble is, the terrible stuff is usually easier to find, and it's possible that conservative parents and/or schools might block access to the right resources. Some of this lot are clearly ignorant and/or misogynists (especially the women), but there are definitely some kids just in need of a decent biology lesson or two.
Load More Replies... For me, the classic was the guy who tried to correct to a *female gynecologist* in relation to the term vulva (he was adamant vagina was the correct term and, when corrected, just doubled down on it and wrote a whole screed on it rather than admitting he was wrong)
Did anyone make it through the whole list? I couldn't even make it half way. My soul is crushed
I couldn't finish this. People: "sex education" isn't just about sex. It's about the human body and understanding the human body. EVERYBODY should know this stuff. It's science. Why should men not be taught about women's bodies? Why should women not be taught about men's bodies? This is basic anatomy, a fact of life. It's shameful the things people don't know.
Husband's coworker was bragging about giving his wife s**t because she was too much of a wimp to get a prostate exam.
This was like reading the "ask anything" in a teen magazin. I wished this boys here asked more.
Perhaps men should take a test and get a license for women to check before allowing them anywhere near their bodies!
Are there any equivalent misconceptions about the male body that we can see? From women? I think that men may have plenty but it would be interesting to see how many text books have crazy ideas about men's gonads based on their sexual history or where women have got it wrong in the same way as here.
That would require a culture where men don't dominate the direction of medicine. Though it is true that most men know nothing of the inner workings of their reproductive system. I've yet to meet any average Joe who knows what the prostatic utricle is, for example.
Load More Replies... Sigh. I can only say: " I lay my eyes upon your field of evidence and see that it is barren..."
Agreed… but then the idiots who made these posts would probably have a theory about how pleasurable sex makes woman barren or some other idiocy that got laughed out of the 14th century 🤦
Load More Replies... Oh the ignorance 😱 something very wrong about that lack of human biology and sex education that seems to exist from what some comments say.... (shakes head in confused disgust)
