40 Times People Saw Something That Made Them Go ‘Hmmm’ And They Just Had To Share It Online
As humans, we’re naturally curious, and we often want all of our questions answered. What happens after we die? How long will Earth be around? Do aliens exist? And why do we dream? As great as it is to investigate and learn new information, sometimes, it’s okay to not have all the answers. Especially when it comes to hilarious screenshots from the internet…
Allow us to introduce you to the Screenshots With or Without Context Facebook page. This account, which has amassed an impressive 247k followers since its launch in 2015, shares confusing and amusing images that might raise more questions than they answer. So sit back, let your brain relax, and enjoy this list of screenshots that might simultaneously perplex and entertain you. And then, if you’re interested in checking out another article from Bored Panda featuring bizarre images without any context, we recommend visiting this list next!
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I'm about to turn 41 this month and I want appy slices too. Appy slices are timeless.
I am now officially sending a package of appy slices to this precious tortoise 🥰🐢
Appy slices has no age limit! How dare anyone suggest otherwise??? Preposterous!
You mean there are people living outside the USA? No "here be dragons" on the map?
You mean to tell me there is a whole a*s world outside of USA?!! Shocking!! 😆
She has a great response to this though. She takes it very much in stride. https://twitter.com/kimt9410/status/1447206199787728902?s=46&t=BqOY0kfXWTj43PNJyoy2PA
Don’t call the ghostbusters on my brethren or they’ll be sad.
Been there done that with men but paranormally speaking there is a ghost girl who lives in my closet and she posses me in my dreams. No joke it's f*ing terrifying
No-context images are pretty self-explanatory, but just based on the title, they don’t necessarily sound very intriguing. They’re taken out of context, so what’s the point? Well, apparently, these unassuming images have taken the internet by storm and have become somewhat of a sensation in recent years. Kathryn VanArendonk, a Vulture critic who covers TV and comedy, even wrote a piece about “The Rise of the No-Context Screenshot” a few years ago to try to get to the bottom of this phenomenon.
Kathryn writes primarily about screenshots taken from a film, TV series or video, with subtitles of the text being spoken, that have become extremely popular memes and responses to conversations online. She explains that the concept of using a quote or a GIF from a show is nothing new, but these no-context screenshots are no longer only enjoyed by fans of the shows they reference. “Now, the no-context screenshot has become a deliberate act of yanking a particular moment out from its original framework,” Kathryn writes.
Now we need a movie where the ex falls in love with her dad, marries him and because his ex-girlfriends stepdad.
Load More Replies...I'm seeing two possibilities here. One, the chess games are between two friends - the conversation covers the full range of topics like plans for the weekend, have you seen the latest episode of that show etc. In which case, the world doesn't revolve around you, Princess, let your dad have a friend. Or two, the game is as the above but the opening and closing conversation revolves around the daughter (and dad doesn't instigate it). In which case, stop fishing, creep, let her go and move on.
My mom couldn't let go of my ex-girlfriend for years after that ex let go of me.
Had to check your name, I'm still very close with my ex's mom. I have a better relationship with her than he does.
Load More Replies...I'll never understand this attitude. A mature, confident person wouldn't be threatened by this relationship.
Toyota is good at 2 things: being nice, and THE GODDAMN INDESTRUCTIBLE HILUX
Drop your hilux off a building? No problem…. Literally
Load More Replies...I might start messaging Toyota see if they can give me some life advice.
Toyota does go to one place: into the atom-sized section of my brain labeled: wholesome
He is a Multicoloured Tanager and his name is indeed Larry. He is also wanted in 12 countries for genocide
Load More Replies...Multicolored Tanager. You see them in cloud forests in Colombia. I believe they are endangered as they are losing their habitat.
Kathryn went on to note that there are now countless pages on social media dedicated to sharing solely no-context screenshots from various films and TV shows. There are Twitter accounts dedicated to no-context The Great British Bake-Off, The Good Place, Schitt’s Creek, Nathan For You, Frasier, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, New Girl, and even The New York Times. They all share perfectly meme-able screenshots from these beloved sources, and the images can be twisted into any context imaginable.
But Kathryn explains that the sharing of these images may be about more than simply the photos themselves. “Although some are just pure silliness set loose in the world, bouncing around the internet all on their own, the greatest no-context screenshots can feel like using a quote for your AIM status message,” she writes. “It works on its own, but it’s also meant to reflect the person who shared it (how clever they are for selecting it, and how it reflects on them) and speak to the people who receive it (how they understand the person who’s shared it, and how resonant it is to them). Removing something from its context, after all, is really just a way to create a vacuum where more contexts can flood in.”
Sounds like something my dad would say if he remembered my birthday
Load More Replies...Like any respectable sea otter couple would name their kid Raylin !
I’d maybe give her what she wants..depends..
Load More Replies...I, personally, would’ve ranted on and on and on about my board game collection, my Minecraft house building, and what my turtles do every single second
I’m interested! Do you have turtles in any of your Minecraft houses?
Load More Replies...All the restraining orders in the world couldn't save him then
Load More Replies...I choose to believe Robert ended the encounter by slowly pulling an Uno Reverse card out of an inner coat pocket and casually laying it on the table
and it's online, so it, properly rearranged, is eaddiction, or e-addiction. PERFECT
Load More Replies...Getting rid of addictions is very easy ... I've done it a million times.
I wonder how many of these people KNOW they're being funny. I don't gamble at all. But if I did post about being over-excited to gamble, and a friend of mine called me out on it, I would answer exactly how he did.
Yeah, that's the problem with sarcasm on the internet. If you don't know the personality behind the sender, it can quite easily get lost. Sarcasm should really have a separate font...
Load More Replies...Most of his tweets are like that. Man sure loves giving money away.
And while the no-context screenshots shared on Screenshots With or Without Context on Facebook are mostly from social media or texting conversations, they can be used in the same way that many of the popular no-context screenshots from films and shows are used: to provide unexpected commentary. The images need no explanation to be entertaining, but they can be placed in new contexts to bring them to life. “The no-context screenshot is a found object in a huge pop-cultural sea, a testament to the collector’s taste and the audience’s savvy in appreciating it,” Kathryn writes for Vulture. “Perhaps it makes sense that the no-context screenshot would become such a cultural touchstone. It’s a way to point to the pain without having to say it.”
When Catherine the Great had back problems, she would call an executioner to fix them. So yes, you are most likely right.
Now THIS is the information I strive to obtain.
Load More Replies...For sure lol, just before it starts ripping your shoulder and hip ligaments apart....
I am grateful that cell phones hadn't been invented when I worked for incompetent managers. Truth: answering machines weren't in common usage back in those days, so there was no getting in touch with any of us back then on our days off.
Cosplay? What cosplay? I only see Eleven. Who's cosplaying? The cycle?
Oh come on, are you all blind? It's the Eggo box of course!
Load More Replies...So one of those photos is the real one, right? There’s no way he looks that similar!
Shephali Bhatt also wrote a piece for Mint breaking down the sensation of no-context images online, and she pointed out that many of these accounts, that have seemed to pop up all over the internet in recent years, are quite wholesome. “Most ‘no context’ accounts are made by fans of globally popular shows past and present, with the express intent of finding and engaging with other fans of the show in order to relish the good parts and keep them alive in everyone’s memory,” Shephali writes. “The majority do not monetize the content on these accounts despite their large follower count. A lot of the entries end up being crowd-sourced as fans flood their messages tab with suggestions. Twitter is where they get the most engagement through retweets and quote tweets as compared to other popular habitats for such accounts, like Reddit, Tumblr and Instagram.”
I watched it live. I've never cheered so hard for anyone. Felt like the Superbowl 😂
I kinda wanna throw a shoe at the president now, just for the sake of it.
Eh, probably not a good idea if you're in the US. Come to Australia - there's been at least two cases where people have egged the PM, it's tradition to boo them at sporting events and we always give them awful nicknames.
Load More Replies...fyi in Arab countries hitting someone w a shoe or throwing a shoe at someone is an EXTREME insult.
Wow, there's a GWB fan who downvoted you. Ha ha, what must that person's life be like?
Load More Replies...Considering how violently elephant seals fight, I'd bet the losers still feel awfully s****y.
Load More Replies...Could've been worse. Imagine if they had called it "incel's beach"... :O
It would be the largest concentration of Cheeto-stained fedoras in the world! Ah who am I kidding, they'd never leave their mom's basement.
Load More Replies...Excellent decision. A different spin on things can present them in a much more positive way. Respect :)
In California, they passed a law that requires companies to post the salary ranges for all of their jobs. The companies, being the asshats that they are, are listing all their salary ranges as $0-$1 million. I would start applying and requesting the top of the range please.
Load More Replies...It's not just gen Zers... I am Gen X and I won't even look at a listing if they won't put the salary. I keep on cruising by!
Do what my brother did. Go for the interview and when they ask how much do you think you should be paid, name a rival company and say they were offering the wage you wanted. The company he works for now offered him a bit more
If the company isn't posting it, I always want to know "what else are they hiding?"
Shephali also explores how these no-context accounts can bring fans from all over the world together. “While ‘no context’ pages originated in the US back in 2010, the current trend has people from all around the world spearheading it,” she writes. “Golez, who runs No Context Succession since July 2019, is based in the Philippines. In February [2021], an East African user rebranded their Twitter account to Out Of Context Somali and has gained close to 24,000 followers since.” Even an account dedicated to out of context Derry Girls, a show set in Northern Ireland in the 1990s, was created by a teenager in Spain. “I watched the show on a friend’s recommendation that summer and set up the account so that it doesn’t fade into oblivion,” Isabel, the creator, says.
Likely in his parents basement. I don't know why I can't get a date?
Haha teenagers. I had an older student today in my class tell the new boy (who was starting to get cheeky) "aye John, I'm just letting you know whatever you have to say Mick has an answer" hahaha I couldn't be more proud, I am king smartarse lol
“You know I’m something of a starter pack character myself”
Load More Replies...A lot of other antagonists ruled the entire world or galaxy for a time. Voldemort didn’t even get to take over a high school 🤣
Well, they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
The original Scooby Doo's from the 60s and 70s were great.
Load More Replies...Yeah well, only the movies turn Spiderman into a teenager every. Damn. Time. Which is annoying.
Why. Do. People. Do. This. For. No. Reason? Nothing. Even. Prompted. Them. To. Say. That. (Edit: OK, so a lot of people are pointing out "WHy. ARe. YoU. tyPiNG. lIke. This?" It's for emphasis. I don't usually type like this. [Also, this is the only comment I've seen with so many comments about this, so are y'all targeting me or smthn?])
Because they're hoping she'll go "damn you're right, okay let's make the beast with two backs, you and me, right now".
Load More Replies...This happened to me someone thought I had photoshopped myself with someone but it was just my bf at the time *shrug*
...why did she post on a dating app if she has a boyfriend (if that's what this is)?
I wanna know the motive of him saying that, and where he learned his 10/10 english
Absolute strangers audacious enough to assume they know more about you than you do.
Serious Question From Québec : What Is SDE??
Load More Replies...“Besides being funny, the subtly contextual posts on these accounts are also ‘a nice reminder of the fact that there are actual people running these accounts, not just algorithms posting a screenshot at a particular time … There are real people who put some thought into what’s being posted,” says Golez, creator of No Context Succession. We might not have context for the images or the people behind the accounts, most of the time, but it’s nice to know that there’s someone out there with a similar sense of humor spreading joy to strangers online through their silly posts.
My dad calls me every Saturday morning and without fail his opener is: 'morning babe, I didn't win the lottery last night so we are still poor'.
Load More Replies...The story about Kyle is not real, it was a satirical article. However there are real Kyles.
True, Kyle, I'm sure technically anyone COULD do it...but I have this nagging feeling you had some kind of advantage most people don't have; I can't quite put my finger on it though...
My first job out of college was $25,000. It's easy to save when you make that much money.
The screenshot from the Simpsons is gearing up for the quote underneath it, which is what all articles like this contain: that the kid who says anyone can do it was actually from a wealthy family and had opportunities that the majority don't get. The screenshot is just a 'wait for it' moment, basically.
Load More Replies...Whenever anyone says, "if I can do it, you can to", I zone out. Could even be a more legitimate person than the spoiled brat in this example. We all walk our own paths, and no one has the right to tell them how, when, or why. This is not motivation, and it often has the opposite result.
Keep one eye open whilst sleeping. The chances of being brutally murdered by a cat is low but never zero
What a shame :(, I read about this guy and couldn't help laughing when I heard what happened
Load More Replies...I enjoy this one because philadelphia literally means 'brotherly love'.
Unfortunately, the people from there took that personally and compete to be the biggest a******s in the world.
Load More Replies...This just makes me sad. How could you laugh at it?? He was adorable and the people who made him put a lot of effort into it
For a nation drugged up to the eyeballs on antidepressants and anti anxiety meds they really need calm down.
In fairness, WTF were you thinking? Philadelphia? Maybe you need to stop watching so much CFL and watch an NFL game for a change?
Thanks for the picture, I'd heard about this but never seen the picture. Great social science and robotics experiment.
While out of context photos are meant to be taken lightly, within the context of pages like Screenshots With or Without Context, they’re actually viewed as quite insidious by some. According to cognitive psychologist Lisa Fazio, out of context photos can be a powerful, low-tech form of misinformation. “In the day after the January Iranian attack on U.S. military bases in Iraq, reporter Jane Lytvynenko at Buzzfeed documented numerous instances of old photos or videos being presented as evidence of the attack on social media,” Fazio explains. “These included photos from a 2017 military strike by Iran in Syria, video of Russian training exercises from 2014 and even footage from a video game. In fact, out of the 22 false rumors documented in the article, 12 involve this kind of out-of-context photos or video.”
That’s not evil. That’s SAVAGE. Big brain boi over there.
Load More Replies...Well s**t! I thought i loved her, I guess I'll let my wife know it's all been a sham all these years
Thought for a second that this was Nick Cannon, looking around for another Baby Mama 🙄
Oh, how I love Cody Johnston. Check out Some More News for more like this.
I appreciate the humor. What I don't appreciate are the Republicans using this as a rallying cry. No one's coming for your dammed stoves, you creeps.
Fazio goes on to share tips for how readers can protect themselves from misinformation being spread through photos taken out of context. “One of the best techniques, especially during a breaking news event, is to use a reverse image search,” she writes. “From the Google Chrome browser, it’s as simple as right-clicking on a photograph and choosing ‘Search Google for image.’ You’ll then see a list of all the other places that photograph has appeared online.”
“As consumers and users of social media, we have a responsibility for ensuring that information we share is accurate and informative,” Fazio adds. “By keeping an eye out for out-of-context photographs, you can help keep misinformation in check.
I still have my Humphrey B Bear and a toy my siblings named "Mongy" I got when I was born 36yrs ago
I have my sheep, Styfy - from when I was born . 🥰
Load More Replies...My brother had a small bear he called Gah. When we got older, Mom gave a ton of our toys to the church nursery. As a teen, I'd help in the nursery. One morning, my brother stopped by to get me after the service. He saw his bear on the shelf, and said, "That's Gah." He never noticed his cars, blocks, or anything else. Gah went home with us that day. When my brother died, we put Gah in the casket with him.
When I was 26 I asked my mother to mail me my baseball card collection. I'd finally settled down and was ready to get some expensive things I knew would be safer with my mom instead of a house with roommates. I'd collected them since I was 10. I had many amazing cards in that 9000k card collection. To my absolute HORROR she told me she'd given them to my uncle's sister in laws son. He was 9 at the time. Might be childish, but I've still never forgiven her for it. I'm sure most of them were destroyed being put between bicycle spokes or lost. She never asked me if she could do it, and refused to ask for them back. She also wouldn't give me the kids mom's number so I could have called her and asked for them back. Yep, still pretty salty about it.
That was a s****y thing to do to you and you're perfectly entitled to hold a grudge, but I hope you were planning to offer to buy them back or offer a swap for something the kid would like: he was given a gift which he presumably didn't know was stolen from you, so it wouldn't be fair to him to expect him just to give them back without any kind of compensation. When I was about 13, my mum gave my favourite top to my friend who was poor and didn't have good clothes to wear to my birthday party. I lent her an outfit and my mother, without asking me, told her she could keep it. I had plenty of nice clothes and would have given her a few others to keep if my mum had suggested that, but not that particular top which I loved. Nevertheless, I didn't want my friend to feel bad about it so I pretended to her that I was fine with it and never asked for my top back.
Load More Replies...My son plays with a teddy bear that once belonged to my grandmother who was born in 1915... it still looks pretty good for being more than 100 years old and being handed down so many times. :)
I have a 60 yo stuffed pony. Lost his saddle, but he still has his bridle.
Load More Replies...I still have my wooden toy clock that still works. Plays My Grandfather's Clock when you wind it up. It's 59 years old.
I'm 35 years old and sometimes I want to play with Barbies. And I mean the ones I had, not the new ones. I'm still bitter about this.
Oh dear, that's unfortunate timing, Joyful!
Load More Replies...I was working with two women, when one of them had some kind of food poisoning, they shared a mug, so the other one could have it too and lose some weight.
So food poisoning is usually bacteria spread around by people who don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
Load More Replies...Cross Oatly off the list. It is part-owned by the private equity firm Blackstone, which is owned by a major Republican Party donor. There are a lot of cheaper, better alternatives.
Best part is you don't even gotta eat the micro plastics, your body is already 20 percent micro plastics by volume!
you forgot my english teacher's non-gmo, vegan, organic, and FDA approved granola bar that she will break into small pieces and eat it in the back of the room
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A tyre replacement centre - Tread Zepplin
Load More Replies...There are no stupid idea's, Bread Zepplin Rock! Breadsticks in Heaven is my favourite jam
If anyone is confused that "read" is the "read" and not the "read". If you read it as read it won't work, you have to read it as read.
Load More Replies...Just incase anyone wasn't aware. There is a McDonalds themed band names Mac Sabbath.... Do what you will with that information
I was talking face to face with an Australian friend about McDonalds and he mentioned they do Scallops over there. Apparently they’re battered fried potato slices (not the seafood ones). I’ve never seen or heard of them from anywhere else and I live in the UK. The next day my Facebook feed pops up an advert for McDonalds Scallops. I never googled it. I’ve never bought them. I’ve never been to Australia and they don’t sell them in the country I’m in. That’s not just a coincidence as we’re told.
I keep getting ads for my adoption agency? I haven't been on that site in years.
It's time to adopt Persephone.....the children are calling *maniacal laughter*
Load More Replies...I told one of my coworkers I didn't like Smoothie King. For about a month, I got nonstop Smoothie King ads on YouTube.
I've got one. I looked something up a few weeks ago and the next day I got a catalogue for the company in my mailbox. I had never purchased anything from them or signed up for any newsletters or catalogues from them.
It is freaky… basically the AI can assess the patterns of things you’ve searched and thought about and how your behavior has changed and based on what other people with similar patterns globally have done next, they can make shockingly accurate predictions. I heard an engineer from a search engine company once say that their AI can detect when women are pregnant sometimes before they even know just based on subtle changes in behavior.
Freaked Out But Not Surprised In Québec
Load More Replies...I saw a post on here that had a pic of a Dyson vacuum in the background, which I mentally noted was similar to the one I have. I didn't comment or anything, but suddenly there were Dyson ads popping up on everything. Coincidence???
No. Many Electronic Devices And Now Even Ads Track What Captures Your Attention By Tracking Eye Movement
Load More Replies...Not At All. Things Like Predictive Text etc Is So "Twentieth Century" And Virtually (Pun Intended) All Of The Technology Is Proprietary Or Otherwise Classified So There's Absolutely No Way For Consumers And Citizens To Stay Informed. Even If There's Litigation Agancies Such As The Military Can Petition For Court Records To Be Sealed (Sometimes For Décades) In The Interest Of "National Security". The Struggle Is Real
Load More Replies...I get ads for things that my finger hovered over the button for but I said nah I don't really need it and scrolled on past.
No! Someone was arrested for human trafficking the staff at Jerry's Pizza
Load More Replies...Florida man...arrested...human trafficking...Jerry's Pizza ...(Bored Pandas, add something!)
Why was this downvoted? It's not offensive from what I can tell, unless I'm missing something.
Load More Replies...Monday's are good because anything could happen..................Friday's remind you nothing ever changes
How many people automatically read that out loud doing Columbo's voice. Extra points if you placed your hand to your forehead whllst doing. If you lit a cigar - you a gawd
If all police forces in the world had a Columbo and a Detective Goren, every crime everywhere would be solved in the most elaborate ways ever.
The Columbo series was very popular in Romania. There was civil unrest there when a rumor started that the show had been cancelled. Peter Falk filmed a spot commercial speaking (phonetically) in Romanian assuring that there would be more episodes.
Jerry, Columbo is onto you and your human trafficking. Not much longer before you are arrested.
I Thought It Had Something To Do With Jerry Garcia And That Their Pizza Was Deadly But Im A Deadhead So...Wait: What Were We Talking About??
Load More Replies...That Seems Harsh From Québec But Then So Were The Times
Load More Replies...I have 6 kids and only 2 were planned. The first one and the second to last one lol. They are all wanted though.
Never understood why everybody likes to stand up in a cramped position waiting for the doors to open.... I stay seated until the line is moving away from me. Soooo much more relaxed.
I stand up because my legs cramp up in flight and Id rather stand under the overhead bin than sit any longer crammed against the seat in front of me.
Load More Replies...I stand up because I've been cramped up for hours, darn straight I stand up!
People do this to stretch their legs. Sitting for 2 hours *sucks*. Stop being purposefully obtuse
Because my fucken legs and back hurt after hours in the most fucken uncomfortable seats ever designed.
Load More Replies...These are the same people who are in zone 10 for boarding, but rush up to the gate to wait alongside the line when they call for zone 1. Really? You want to be on the plane as long as possible? No thanks, I'm going to board last so I don't have to be in a pressurized metal tube with a couple hundred people any longer than I have to be. It's like people who race to a red light. You just end up waiting longer than the rest of us.
How shallow. People rush on the plane so that they can get overhead storage space before it fills up.
Load More Replies...Same in trains. When I see people stand up, I know I have exactly 10 minutes to wait before arrival. Works wonders.
and the sh¡t that falls out of it when he opens it
Load More Replies...OMG fellow Pandas! There are days I just couldn't make it without you making me laugh! Lol
This is freaking hilarious. Love it whenever someone ridicules this hateful person.
Good thing I have this extra arm to hold it, open it and take the picture.
He only needs two arms bro, one to open and one to snap a pic. He is not holding it, it is clearly resting on the table
Load More Replies...That's not it in the photo if anyone didn't know - it was about the size of a tictac, a fingernail or 8mm by 6mm. They just found it about an hour or so ago. Here's the link to more info (I dunno if you can read it overseas though, so google is your friend) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-02/recovery-of-radioactive-capsule-leaves-questions-unanswered/101919726
Extremely small item, but very powerful. Handle it for 10 minutes: die in a few days. Swallow it: die much more quickly. lost-caesi...bb76a9.jpg
Good that they found it! But according to media here it wasn’t quite that deadly, swallowing it would definitely lead to radiation poisoning, but handling it was equivalent to taking an x-ray picture every 3,5 minutes. (Source: CNN) Though they didn’t tell what would happen if you put it in a very close range, like putting it in your breast pocket or on naked skin. The median lethal dose of radiation is 400 rad, which is equivalent of at least 4 000 xray pictures at once, and that would mean death in a month or two, and half the people would still survive (alive, not healthy)
Load More Replies...Not all radioactive cylinders are found by the proper authorities. This is an old, but sad story: https://www.iflscience.com/the-tragic-story-of-a-boy-who-found-a-radioactive-capsule-and-brought-it-inside-the-house-67368
I have to defend Google a bit. The Google search page pretty much looks the same as it did from the start. Contrast with Yahoo which is one of the older search engines.Have a look and see what Google is talking about with no news feed, weather, ads, portal litter: http://yahoo.com
Load More Replies...Was this back before they were bought by the conglomerate super entity known as Alphabet? Because I'm fairly certain that's what happens - the good little things get bought by a corporate giant and turned into sh1t because the corporate giant saw a nice little cash cow and ruined it for everyone.
Well they weren't bought by Alphabet, they created Alphabet as an entity to regroup all their activities. Alphabet is Google+their other activities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_Inc.
Load More Replies...See My Comment As Well Altho My Language Becomes Less ... Diplomatie lol
Load More Replies...Still prefer Google search engine for these reasons. Too many search engines bombard you with extraneous information that's distracting.
I've been in a PT Cruiser and it's like someone who's never been inside a car before designed the interior.
I got stuck in one as a rental once... Honked the horn to try to prevent an accident and the horn stayed on for 2 hours.
Load More Replies...Ohhhh so close, it's a Pt cruiser. More commonly referred to as a loser cruiser
Load More Replies...I helped a friend tow one of these recently. A better alternative would have been to report it stolen and set it on fire. Just my opinion, though
I don’t care what you say, the PT Cruiser is adorable. It’s so ugly it’s cute. They may not be the most comfortable or safest, but I love them.
Yeah. Like Who Needs Comfort And Safety In A Car?? Im Just Grinding Your Gears lol
Load More Replies...Had a 2002 PT for 16 years. Best car I've ever had (and I've had 7), hands down. I miss it every day.
You're not funny, Billy. As a matter of fact, you're just a little d!ck.
I had one of these years ago and a girl I worked with described it as “a hearse for pets”. Dayum.
Surely some womans have seen past his name and rejected him based on his personality?
Norbert the dragon in Harry Potter is sad. But then ‘he’ turned out to be a ‘she’ so I guess Norberta?
Or Maybe Nobert lol. It's Okay Folks : Im Gay
Load More Replies...There's nothing wrong with the name Norbert. That's just mean. Grade-school-level teasing/bullying :(
Nobody want to hear about your lack of sex life Norbert. Not a good way to flirt.
There's an actor/Broadway star named Norbert Leo Butz. Whenever I see his name I wonder if his parents hated him the moment he was born. :)
Ouch. Don't give up dude! Once upon a time someone named their kid Norman and now he's the hottest guy on the Walking Dead! Rise above the stereotype!
I've done something similar where you accidentally press the thumbs up button. Then you go away come back and you see thumbs up and think ah they have thumbed up. But no just me accidentally pressing it.
Or How About Accidentally Activating That Gynormous Thumb?? Awkward...
Load More Replies...Dude prolly changed his to trick the man hes tryna scam
Load More Replies...And who is supposed to get the amount deposited here??? Not the one who said they're waiting on it.
It's a hypothetical spot in the vagina made up by a guy. It is actually part of the c-spot
Load More Replies...Goalkeeping is penalized in basketball
Load More Replies...I have had enough character development for two lifetimes, so please God 🤦♀️
Huh.......not what I was expecting, I would've thought more beardy sky daddy
Perhaps even sky daddy likes a good shave every once in a while.
Load More Replies...God, doesn't do that. It's the person's fault, for not paying attention to whom their about to hook up with. Your not going to get married, when you hook up, and think; best lay I've ever had! This is the one!! 6 months later: I'm so bored with this person! I need to go to the bar, and hook up with someone different. Or, everyone told you not to do it! You did it anyway, and instantly regretted it.
It's just a joke sheesh. Also it says fall in love with not hook up with.
Load More Replies...…….*fall in love with somebody and/or make friends with somebody
Load More Replies...Congrats Maureen, you've managed to stuff ten pounds of being a b*tch into a five pound bag
Maureen is up there with that lady who called Juanita a b*tch.
For crying out loud, Maureen! Before you pass judgement on an actresses looks, TURN THE TV ON!
Wow...harsh! Why even comment? Then have the nerve to write "all my love x". Biatch
I was coming to ask that very same question; At what point is Wi-Fi needed for a grill? Because my only guess at a possible answer is if the grill is going to text you by Bluetooth when the meat is done...and it scares me to know there are people who would actually have that feature, and would brag to everyone they know about it
Load More Replies...Saw a bunch of comments on Nextdoor from people complaining about how their wifi is out, they have a smart home and cannot cook, wash clothes, or turn on their lights. Mind you, this is right after Hurricane Ian. I lost cable, internet, land line phone and cell service in the middle of the hurricane, and people lost their entire homes and livelihoods. Technology is great and makes life more convenient, but do we really need a wifi enabled toaster or a grill?
Does this stuff seriously have no mechanical backup? That's absurd.
Load More Replies...Pour charcoal out of the bag, apply lighter fluid.. when charcoal is ashy looking, add wet wood chips.
Worst yet, heavy usage probably trigger the software update, triggering ultra-heavy usage. You can see where this is going, can't you?
Not on these. Its actually pretty basic. but you are correct that many other items will and do follow that.
Load More Replies...I had someone give me a gas grill once. I gutted out the gas components, and put charcoal in it. I'll Never use a gas in a grill!
what does that have to do with anything here? thats a wood smoker. no one cares what you want to use in your grill. Burn aborted fetuses for all I care.
Load More Replies...And the other 2? Watch 10 thing I hate about you And lion king? (Taming of the shrew and hamlet)
I really DO wonder what Shakespeare would think of the stage production of The Lion King.
Load More Replies...And I would wish for Bach to see my atrocious cello playing and see if he would spew ancient swear words and scream
I have two cell phones because people need to get a hold of me for union related business and I don't want every one of them having access to my private number. I thought boundaries were all the rage now.
This is literally what my studio apartment looked like when I was 29 and had moved to the US for the second time. Only difference was I had a folding table and my TV was a 13" TV/VCR combo. That air mattress messed up my back.
From Wikipedia: Emotional labor is the process of managing feelings and expressions to fulfill the emotional requirements of a job. For example a retail worker putting on a smile to greet customers.
Right, I get it now. I'm a teacher so you would think I'd know lol sounds like the start of burnout
Load More Replies....... is this really what this character looks like in the movie, or is this a faceapp screenshot....?
She looks like the kids that called me slurs in the hallways at middle school
What you speak does not have a name yet. I'm going with d******d, hey turns out it does have a name. You speak d******d
YES! If you learn how to spell, you won't need to use abbreviations for everything!
A laundry detergent. Was a tiktok challenge phase where kids ate them for some dumb reason.
Load More Replies...Tell your son to take all his drive and ambition, and A) go buy himself some land to lord over, or B) stuff all that ambition directly up his rear end so he can feel what a P.I.T.A. he actually is
Sad that your son is so judgemental. I'm sorry he treats you like that.
The only thing I enjoyed more about people saying 'Platty Joobs' during the platinum jubilee was witnessing how angry the phrase 'Platty Joobs' made some people.
Ah, yes, JorJor Wel: author, sociologist and distant cousin to JarJar Binks
I don't know, but it's the hardest I've laughed in this list.
Load More Replies...The Peanuts movie featured Charlie Brown looking through the library to do a book report on Warren Peace.
Gor those who don't understand 1984 is a very confusing dystopia book written by George Orwell and I hated reading it
well he atleast has other contacts than mom and dad and thats good i think
Load More Replies...That tomorrow never came. Look at the year on messages.
Load More Replies...I'm not an expert on this kind of graphic stuff, can someone explain to me what has changed over the years? Or has the quality of the image generally increased, that is, a high-quality image in 2010 looks low-quality today?
Both. 720p was acceptable on 32" TVs when that was their native resolution. Now 55"+ 4K is the standard. So a 720p image would have to be stretched and it looks like dirt. Also, we've grown accustomed to the increased clarity so even on a native display, it wouldn't look as good.
Load More Replies...It's a ploy by broadcasters, they turn down the 720 quality to make people switch to HD....run, run for the hills
He's hot in his natural state, every try to make him hotter results in him looking worse
He's a fine looking man. Possibly unconventional for some tastes, but he makes an awesome Dr. S.
Load More Replies...In the same issue that featured Idris Elba as well. Vanity Fair missed a trick there.
Idris Elba is a damn fine looking man! Benedict Cumberbatch looks attractive when he's got the beard and mustache though.
Load More Replies...Ha! He's known for saying that his full name sounds "rather like a fart in a bath" ...! 🤣
Load More Replies...In fairness to folks, the IRS is woefully underfunded. Because of this, the IRS is unable to prosecute wealthy tax evaders, and instead uses their limited resources to go after people with little recourse to fight them. Sometimes, those people are knowingly in violation of the law, and sometimes they are not. Tax law in the United States is purposefully complex, in order to aid those who can afford accounting services. But in either case, the IRS is forced to let the guy cheating the government of $100 million/year in revenue go, so they can go after the guy cheating the government of $1000/year in revenue. I don't recommend cheating on your taxes regardless of your income level, nor would I condone violence against IRS agents. They are good people trying to do a difficult and thankless job.
Load More Replies...Those people in the background? Probably ATF, with officers from a dozen other agencies outside (all armed), asking him...quite firmly...where the suicide vest is, and does he know the ramifications of making terroristic threats against the government.
Load More Replies...So you're going (threaten to) blow yourself up rather than pay tax? Yep, that'll show the bastards. Still, dead people and prison inmates don't pay much tax, so yes, you win.
There is a theory about the Big Bang Theory (pun intended) that Penny was sent by the government to spy on Sheldon. Like, why else would she be there? She can't really afford the apartment, she has no other friends (in the beginning of the series), and she immediately takes a (platonic) interest in him.
Sheldon is weird and smart I would have been his friend for help in college and with tough problems
Load More Replies...I'm not homicidal, but that kid sometimes annoys me so much I have to change the channel. Not the actor - the character of young Sheldon. He's lucky his own parents didn't lock him in the basement.
I'm sorry, but that show is the best I've seen from broadcast TV for YEARS. It's not about the weird kid, or it is, but the entire cast is great. Treats religion respectfully and with adequate skepticism.
I struggle with pronouns, I'm old. I really do try to keep up with my students but sometimes I slip up. I really do try though
Maybe, it's because I'm old. I never could understand this... I know, someone is going to correct me, so here it goes. If you're not longer a she, and are now a he, should you be called a he? If you're a she, then call you a she, he, called a he?? The other pronouns, just confuse the hell outta me!
Okay, let’s see if I can do this. So people are born with a biological sex. The most common ones are male or female, although we have learned that sometimes there are people born with a combination of both sex’s characteristics. Those people are intersex. I’m not sure I explained that great so here is an article that I found useful and informative on the topic. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/gender-identity/sex-gender-identity/whats-intersex So now that we’ve gone over sex let’s get to gender and pronouns. Gender is sort of what a person feels like. Maybe a person was born with female sex organs but doesn’t feel female or doesn’t want to be female. That person can start using he/him pronouns so that their pronouns align with how they feel. So you would refer to said person as him. Same with someone who uses they/them pronouns. They may not feel like a boy or a girl. They may feel like a combination of both genders. So they use they/them pronouns because it makes them 1/2
Load More Replies...Twitter gave the ability to pay $8 a month to buy a blue tick to show the account is verified so people started buying up the ticks on fake accounts that were made to look like legit companies and started spamming. They did it with Eli Lilly apologising for their insulin price gouging and said they'd be giving insulin for free
Load More Replies...Not ok! I didn't know I could relive seeing that due to national ptsd. Wow! Not freaking ok!!!
For those of us who are in the city at the time, 22 years is still not long enough 😔
Doubtful, since it was a Tuesday and Garfield only ran in color on Sundays.
no look it up it’s in color, Davis was doing color dailies by 2001
Load More Replies...You catch more flies with honey Ben JJ Shaw probably don't call your marks idiots, just saying
fair point but someone tested it and caught more with vinegar iirc
Load More Replies...He's not calling his marks idiots. He's calling himself an idiot and trying to elevate the marks above him.
We don't get bonuses in Australia, well unless you got a really nice boss. I personally have never been given more than a carton of beer for a bonus
GM just released they were giving profit sharings of 12k per employee
Load More Replies...Something else was written under it, definitely not something nice
Load More Replies...And I gave flat earthers such a hard time. I apologize.
Load More Replies...This is someone's butt is those "famous" leggings that are supposed to make your a*s look like a peach. But this person's butt is so flat they don't work. I sympathize, as I too inherited the family "pancake butt".
Could also be a fake bum - a picture of a upper and lower leg. Although there wouldn't be a seam in the middle.
Believe it or not those are leggings and the seam is supposed to be there. People believe it makes their butt look like a peach. But this butt is too flat for that effect. :)
Load More Replies...WTH? p-a-w-n got censored, and porn didn't?
Load More Replies...I typed p a w n. Watch what happens when I type porn
Load More Replies...I feel like this guy walks around wearing a cavalier hat, unironically...
Anyone bidding you a good evening is almost certainly doing it in a fedora hat while stroking their neck beard
Load More Replies...Unfortunately they are just refilled with cheap wine.
Load More Replies...I assume it is to tenderize that poor bit of meat of the bottom… surely no one would drink those cans!
Load More Replies...That picture must be from years back. That would cost about $35.00 USD today. I just went to McDonalds and all I bought was 1 large order of French fries, and it was $5.39.
Order from the app. You can get a large fry for a dollar pretty much every day. Edit: if it's a sirloin steak, this isn't even worth buying if you don't like Bud Light, here.
Load More Replies...Next post........surprised by 1 millionth subscribers husband in parking lot
wait, so the 1 millionth subscriber has a wife and a husband? are they spouses to each other too or just to the subscriber?
Load More Replies...https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/tennessee-cops-married-female-officer-fired-after-repeated-wild-sex-romps/
Load More Replies...I looked at the picture again and I don't think I want to know.
Load More Replies...Would have been better if the plaque said, "Now serving number 7".
This photo is very disturbing, why did they make her sit on the floor? Can’t she stand up?
Ah, the joys of speech recognition software and the elderly. So endearing
No, No it's your temper ruining your marriage. Real men endeavour to master their emotions and express them in a healthy manner
You could, but it's an atrocious way to spell it- Anger IssYOUS
Load More Replies...I could have saved him some time...it's not a good idea to trade your "real" money for "digital" money.
I dunno... I bought in really low, pulled my investment near the top, and just watch the rollercoaster go... Like stocks, slot machines, and lottery tickets never put in what you aren't comfortable losing.
Load More Replies...I was hoping... than i looled at her profile pic 😭😔😥
Load More Replies...Oooooorrr, crazy notion, its making him sick? Just bouncing ideas don't get mad....
Wait it's in NZD? I need this website to order some. What is it!? .....plz
New Zealand Dollars. Whoever is looking at Amazon is doing so from New Zealand.
Load More Replies...Im not sure what I'm laughing at here? Is it sombody is so keen for a can of hillbilly sweat they'll do afterpay?
Is it weird that I immediately understood what the person in gray was saying? :)
Now I must know what they were trying to say, it's really bothering me. Usually you can figure it out because they are trying to spell phonetically, but this one is just unhahaed.
Unhahaed - she removed her earlier "haha" reaction to the post. Maybe.
Load More Replies...I used to play Rise and Rule of Ancient Empires (Sierra, 1996) versus the built in "AI." I wonder if that game would be more entertaining now with a faster PC. After playing for a while the AI turn started to take AGES, like "get up and do something else for a while" lengths of time.
lol thats gonna be may.... Also looks like they used the same type as Bourbon County
lol I had one for all those years..... buuuut I reset that number last year... siiiiigh
You don't have to be American to know about them lol. Kids are taught about it in history classes across the globe.
Load More Replies...No, this one is fair. It's been nearly 22 years. An entire generation has grown up without them, and if you've only ever seen the TV footage of the event, and never seen the buildings as they were from this angle, why would you understand the context of this image?
Those building were featured prominently in literally hundreds of movies, tv shows, books, even video games long before they were destroyed, all of which are still easily accessible today. They were a prominent element of the New York skyline that identified NY as a location, much like other worldwide landmarks such as Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, the Sphinx, etc. Even after 22 years, a significant landmark like that should still be fairly common knowledge.
Load More Replies...GUYS LISTEN: a lot of people are saying that people just werent alive when 9/11 occured so they can't know about it. However, I was born way after that, and I know of 9/11, WW1 and WW2, despite those events happing far before my birth. Tales and stories get passed on, especially through history classes, so there is no reason why someone would not know about this IF THEY LIVE IN AMERICA. I can understand other countries not teaching this, but every year of the ninth of September, everybody talks solely about 9/11 it seems, so I've heard so much about it that it seems like I was there when it happened
THIS PICTURE AND ALL OTHER PICTURES IN THIS POST ARE HUMOROUS AND NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY. THERE'S NO NEED TO ARGUE ABOUT SOMEONE BEING ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THE WTC DUE TO AGE.
I wouldn't recognise them from this picture and I perfectly well remember seeing it on the news at the time.
I didn't know about it until I went to an American-based school... I was 11
Well, that started out cringe worthy, and took a sharp left turn into file-for-a-restraining-order-while-washing-the-disturbing-away-in-a-hot-shower territory
I want an account of the events leading to this sorry conclusion. Only a desperate person would do this, surely…right? Also, why take a photo?
Whoever took this picture disgusts me more than the kid in the image. Never take pictures of people in the bathroom, or ANYWHERE OR ANYTIME when they don't want you to. Posting it is a terrible idea too
Was in the barracks, male berthing only. Worked nights so about 3am was dropping a deuce. 4 stalls and 6 urinals in the head, I'm the only one in there. Someone walks up and tries to open the stall I'm in, I replied that it's occupied.finish my business and walk out and someone's girlfriend is sitting on a urinal doing her business. She was either drunk or half asleep so I just gave her a nod and let her be
Or, you're about to get a crash course in tire changing
Load More Replies...Or in the case of my car, it means one side has been in the sun and is reading a different tyre pressure to the other side, which has been in the shade!
For me, it's the opposite. It means it is really cold outside and the is affecting the tire pressure and as soon as it warms up it is fine; however, if it starts blinking rapidly, I'm f@cked!
Load More Replies...Depending on the model you are driving, earlier versions meant you needed a sh*t but these days it means scantily clad hitch-hiker ahead
Who sold h/er/im its license? It means the gas tank fuel cap is on the left side of the car.
If I was the waiter, I would walk up to this person, towel over my arm, turn my nose up at them and slap them across the cheek with the back of my white silk gloved hand and then walk away with my head held high
The art of haggling: Offer half of what they're asking and if they refuse offer half of your previous offer. Spent a lot of time time the middle east and southwest Asia. Haggling is expected and respected
He got insulted by the seller of the dagger because he wasn't interested in purchasing the dagger. Seller said 'He who has not tasted grapes says sour', which basically means 'You don't know what you're missing, you fool.' It's related to the story of the Fox and the grapes in Aesop's Fables. The fox can't get the grapes, so he assumes they're sour.
Load More Replies...That's so sad, I couldn't imagine treating suicidal people differently because of their gender... Gross
And it happens every single day. Suicidal men are ignored if there is a suicidal woman. Men are expected to just deal with it and the women get the help and if either attempts the women more often fail and get help and the men often times don't fail
Load More Replies...Prime example of why men so many men don’t share feelings have have much higher suicide rates.
Uh, oh BP you missed a bad word! Now my precious sould has been tainted.
I remember seeing those and thinking they looked terrible, lol. But some folks loved the books/show!
If u were up front instead of cheating and u had a conversation about what to do, as this effects both of u, maybe this wouldn't happen :)
as a poly person, this is not polyamorous. this is being a d*ck. you discuss with your partner and get their feelings. you don’t just go an cheat
This exact same thing happened to one of my friends. Her now-ex-husband went on and on about how she wasn't supporting him
Load More Replies...I think the customer has 5 minutes to get their food before the uber eats delivery person leaves with the food?
Load More Replies...Growing up, we normally gave away our used (and sometimes new when we could afford) toys to kids who needed them. She was very apologetic when she came to know about my love for the one eyed duck, she loves me dearly!
Growing up, we normally gave away our used (and sometimes new when we could afford) toys to kids who needed them. She was very apologetic when she came to know about my love for the one eyed duck, she loves me dearly!
