Kids can be awesome. But as you can see from this hilarious list of tweets compiled by Bored Panda, kids can also be savage! Whether they're commenting on your culinary skills, trying to replace you with a kitten, not so politely telling you to stop singing along to the radio, or threatening to break the family apart if they aren't allowed to go outside to play, this brutally funny collection of tweets will remind you of why you decided to have kids in the first place. Or not. Let us know which one is the funniest, and don't forget to vote for the best!

#1

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

Smart kid. They'll go a long way when they grow up

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#2

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

ALIYAH ALLEN
Community Member
3 years ago

exactllllllyyyyyyy! my point.

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#3

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHAHA. Good point, kiddo, good point. Now, dad, time to put up a tent in the yard

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#4

Savage Kid Tweet

Playing_Dad Report

Jason
Community Member
3 years ago

Got me kicked out of class

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#5

Savage Kid Tweet

JennyPentland Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Future comedian?

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#6

Savage Kid Tweet

amydillon Report

Cathy Binder
Community Member
3 years ago

that depends... is the lock pick kid into magic?

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#7

Savage Kid Tweet

JimGaffigan Report

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like something Shin-chan would say.

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#8

Savage Kid Tweet

Dadmissions Report

ugaas wiilhoog
Community Member
3 years ago

Hence why my mother used to yell at us two hours before we were meant to leave.

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#9

Savage Kid Tweet

brian_sack Report

Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

It's not the destination, it's the journey.

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#10

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

You should listen to your kid and go back to bed, too. You know you want it

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#11

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Tron 0
Community Member
3 years ago

there is no reply for that.

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#12

Savage Kid Tweet

Kathy_Cooperman Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

They learn fast...

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#13

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

ALIYAH ALLEN
Community Member
3 years ago

well played my friend...well played

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#14

Savage Kid Tweet

aaroncomedian Report

Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

She'll remember that 20 years later.

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#15

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

Be careful what you wish for!

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#16

Savage Kid Tweet

DaddyJew Report

Sue Z Q
Community Member
3 years ago

... and that's how the epidemic started.

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#17

Savage Kid Tweet

martinisandmini Report

BoredBirgit
Community Member
3 years ago

Smart kid, good skill for further life.

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#18

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

bloggergirl
Community Member
3 years ago

this 6-year-old knows time better than I did when I was younger that kid is smart

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#19

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Larry BobJoe
Community Member
3 years ago

It doesnt mater. They couldnt have hit her anyways.

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#20

Savage Kid Tweet

sardonictart Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

ROASTEDDD

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#21

Savage Kid Tweet

LeenaVanD Report

Louiiiise
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm all with the toddler.

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#22

Savage Kid Tweet

cwhittle24 Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Technically, this is 50% correct if we allow for some freedom.

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#23

Savage Kid Tweet

AndyAsAdjective Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow...this gives a 9/10 on the brat-o-meter. But also a 8/10 on the reply-o-measure.

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#24

Savage Kid Tweet

PaigeKellerman Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Well played!

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#25

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Angela Merola
Community Member
3 years ago

😂😂😂🙏🏻

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#26

Savage Kid Tweet

FoodieAndFamily Report

Pepper
Community Member
3 years ago

checkmate

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#27

Savage Kid Tweet

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch.

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#28

Savage Kid Tweet

meliperr Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

As long as he does not threaten to break _you_, things are not yet serious.

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#29

Savage Kid Tweet

LetMeStart Report

ALIYAH ALLEN
Community Member
3 years ago

My kid giving fashion advice.

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#30

Savage Kid Tweet

CallMeHuss Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

"Fly the friendly skies."

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#31

Savage Kid Tweet

Lisa_nonos Report

Kitzi Dewey
Community Member
3 years ago

I really love this one!🤣

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#32

Savage Kid Tweet

manda_like_wine Report

Pepper
Community Member
3 years ago

my kind of kid.

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#33

Savage Kid Tweet

PonyMartini Report

Warren Goddard
Community Member
3 years ago

The difference is people like Hamsters.

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#34

Savage Kid Tweet

FatherWithTwins Report

Nobody Knows...anything
Community Member
3 years ago

loling all day long

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#35

Savage Kid Tweet

ReasonsMySonCry Report

Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers
Community Member
3 years ago

Well done, at least he/she isn't deprived

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#36

Savage Kid Tweet

MHoganSays Report

bloggergirl
Community Member
3 years ago

did that kid just call their dad old? nice kid give me a high-five

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#37

Savage Kid Tweet

behindyourback Report

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

No words....

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#38

Savage Kid Tweet

dailydairydiary Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

That was deep

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#39

Savage Kid Tweet

FatherWithTwins Report

Kawaii Lemon
Community Member
3 years ago

I am gonna throw up EVERYWHERE from laughter!!

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#40

Savage Kid Tweet

ashleyaustrew Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

Tbh I've done this

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#41

Savage Kid Tweet

ToastyGiraffe Report

Louiiiise
Community Member
3 years ago

I know that one all too much. *sigh*

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#42

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

It's like, haha NOPE

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#43

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

A. Jones
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha! This is too darling.

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#44

Savage Kid Tweet

Sellak Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

har har

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#45

Savage Kid Tweet

MichelleBobeli Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

In that case my mom is still my best friend *silently weeps*

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#46

Savage Kid Tweet

StuffMyKidsSay3 Report

Angel
Community Member
3 years ago

Touche!

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#47

Savage Kid Tweet

kellyoxford Report

Cooper Anderson
Community Member
3 years ago

LOLLLLL

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#48

Savage Kid Tweet

turtledumplin Report

Kaylin Wickre
Community Member
3 years ago

Quick kids! 😜

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#49

Savage Kid Tweet

Jenn_H_Scott Report

jo_shortland
Community Member
3 years ago

Good point

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#50

Savage Kid Tweet

kellyoxford Report

Mizu Okaomi
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope she has a good backstory, not like the Evil Queen from Snow White

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#51

Savage Kid Tweet

TragicAllyHere Report

tinklyatom
Community Member
3 years ago

Ha ha ha 😂

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#52

Savage Kid Tweet

JessLint Report

Neeha
Community Member
3 years ago

I like broccoli...

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#53

Savage Kid Tweet

TheGladStork Report

Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe s/he's got another nice teacher in mind for mom

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#54

Savage Kid Tweet

daddydoinwork Report

Thi Bu
Community Member
3 years ago

Explain shit like it is. And don't twirl around it.

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#55

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Why else would you hand someone a candy bar?

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#56

Savage Kid Tweet

ReasonsMySonCry Report

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Almost.

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#57

Savage Kid Tweet

mylifesuckers Report

Jess Gore
Community Member
3 years ago

Ouch.

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#58

Savage Kid Tweet

House_Feminist Report

Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
Community Member
3 years ago

Just start to slowly back up (-;

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#59

Savage Kid Tweet

XplodingUnicorn Report

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

You only get quarters for teeth that come loose one at a time.

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#60

Savage Kid Tweet

graceful_asfuck Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

This is logical

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#61

Savage Kid Tweet

EverydayGirlDad Report

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

Too bad. "Me" can read and gets to make the holiday plans.

#62

Savage Kid Tweet

jessokfine Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

Um this is slightly dangerous

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#63

Savage Kid Tweet

tchrquotes Report

Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
Community Member
3 years ago

Biggest parent in town

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#64

Savage Kid Tweet

LurkAtHomeMom Report

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

Whaaaaa?

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#65

Savage Kid Tweet

dialect Report

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

Er.. yeah. He's a lot older than "Me".

#66

Savage Kid Tweet

simoncholland Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

I can't stop laughing lol

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#67

Savage Kid Tweet

southworth Report

Nobody Knows...anything
Community Member
3 years ago

I love this kid.

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#68

Savage Kid Tweet

AbandonPretense Report

Thi Bu
Community Member
3 years ago

That's just sad...

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#69

Savage Kid Tweet

anne_theriault Report

Fillippa Nöel
Community Member
3 years ago

Good kid

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#70

Savage Kid Tweet

mompsychologist Report

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

No, elf was sleeping, or on the potty chair. ... or sleeping on the potty chair.

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#71

Savage Kid Tweet

IjeomaOluo Report

Amanda
Community Member
3 years ago

MAR Y HAD A LI T TLE LAMB LI T TLE LAMB

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#72

Savage Kid Tweet

Marlebean Report

Rakesh Pandey
Community Member
3 years ago

Cruella d'Ville! 😂

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#73

Savage Kid Tweet

alexandra_petra Report

Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

Me to 3yo: So were you.

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