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Hey, it’s that time of the [insert arbitrary periodical time] again. So here’s another round of sarcasm (and, naturally, irony, satire and all other similar and not-so-similar forms of humor wrapped into memes) brought to you by the lovely folks on r/sarcasm.

So, yeah, scroll down. Or don’t.

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Who Would?

Who Would?

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Kristal
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me literally laugh out loud. There may have been a snort.

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#3

They Sneak Up On You And Hit You With A Sucker Punch

They Sneak Up On You And Hit You With A Sucker Punch

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As you might have understood by now, the online sarcasm community is pretty big. No doubt there might be some overlap there among the various followings, but you have a good dozen or so pages that all revolve around sarcasm or similar forms of humor.

Well, r/sarcasm is one of them.

#4

Every Tall Guy Should Have This

Every Tall Guy Should Have This

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many times he heard that before he had the cards printed. :)

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Mini grizzly
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh I know this. Not with the height but because I'm from Hungary so many people had the great come back like: "Oh you must be very hungry" - after the 5000000th time is not funny anymore

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Why would they be wondering, his height was on the card already? It said he was 6' 10"

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Rosie Red
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should have these for my 4' 11" self. I'm so tired of short jokes.

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Green Machine
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One more line: "Yes I really carry these cards on me at all times"

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Turtle42
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made a shirt for friend when she was pregnant with the most asked questions drawn on it. To cut to the chase.

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Shoe
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When Wilt Chamberlain was young he got tired of people asking him, "How's the weather up there?" So at one point he answered, "It's raining" and spit on the guy.

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Diolla
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Used to get these questions a LOT as a teenager (6ft f). No boy would date me because I was always taller than they were. Now I live in the North where ppl are taller and no one says anything about my height. Wonderful.

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TheBlueBitterfly
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my old coworkers at a grocery store I used to work at had his height (6'7") on his nametag along with his name. He got tired of answering.

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Debby Keir
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the 'what's the weather like up there?' that really gets me.

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Isabel Care
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the person my mum was thinking of as she knitted the arms of my jumpers.

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Doge
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes we see how filthy the top of your fridge is when we vist

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LauraDragonWench
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this many times and keep thinking I'm going to steal it, but never do - my procrastination at work. As a sports-challenged 6'1" female, I was constantly placed on basketball teams against my will. It was only after I demonstrated how hard I sucked at this sport that I was finally released from the torture. 😄

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EJN
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life is difficult when people are always inquiring, joking, or questioning, so you always need a heads-up on the situation.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine is REALLY tall as well. I sent him this and he was like "That is PERFECT". I went ahead and printed him off about 50. He literally said he'd run out in about 1 month. Dude - could you just STOP going out in public? Hahahahaha

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Z.S.
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once met a cop who was 6'9" - he had to duck under my front door. His legs were like tree trunks.... I never felt so "tiny" until met him and I'm a curvy gal!

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Ann Turner-Drevalas
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when people ask him, how's the weather up there? he should spit on them & say, "it's raining"

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Linda Robinett
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some baseball pitchers are really tall and I have heard the commentators actually say that it adds to the pitcher's arm length making them closer to the plate.

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Lene
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmmhhhh..... tall ppl are great at hugging..... it's just so comfy because you get to feel so tiny and so safe wrapped in those arms. 💚 or is that just me? 😬

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Tim Douglass
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy in college had a t-shirt that said "I'm 7' 2" and yes, I play basketball".

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Istvan Kozak
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now see I would have added at the very last sentence that yes since I am very tall and you know what that means for the ladies.... Or the guys maybe???????

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LiuLiu
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I had that card. I had a kid ask me how the weather up there was over and over. One day I spit on his head and told him it was raining.

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Gionanna
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha, my partner made similar ones for her 2,07m brother

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Puppy Dancing!
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a mastiff, had to print out flyers so we could walk and not stand still everywhere we went.

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Wendy Forrest
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a 6' woman in the 1960/1970's, I can relate. So could my 5'10" Mother in the 1940's. It never ended until the 2020's when so many young women are 6' tall.

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Michelle C
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully he ended up making friends with the inquisitive…gentleman in the end!

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Rachel
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should have some cards made for the opposite situation!

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Blue Mar
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeezzz, I should have one with answers for questions"where are you come from?" "What you are doing here" " do you like England"

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r/sarcasm is one of the few Reddit communities that are purely dedicated to the linguistic art. It’s also by proxy the biggest one, having a membership of 34,700 people.

The community was officially created pretty early in Reddit’s life—back in 2008, and since then other related communities have also popped up, namely r/DangerousSarcasm and r/LearnSarcasm.

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#7

You LEGO People Can Relate. I’m A LEGO People. I Relate

You LEGO People Can Relate. I’m A LEGO People. I Relate

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Sarcasm is widely used for a number of reasons, seemingly mostly as a form of humor or criticism. Or maybe even humor and criticism.

But it could also be a way that someone hides their insecurities, expresses their anger, deals with social awkwardness and even asserts superiority through mocking.

#11

Well Noooo!

Well Noooo!

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CryingChildKinnie
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't understand that this was sarcasm and would go "WAIT SPIDERMAN'S REAL THAT'S SO COOL"

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#12

For Real? 😂😂😂

For Real? 😂😂😂

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Because sarcasm isn’t for everyone, the use of it can lead to mental health issues like rocky relationship dynamics, sabotaging any potential for emotional intimacy and embedding communication breakdowns.

Think of Chandler from Friends. Yeah, that level of dysfunctional.

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#14

Uganda Help Is On The Way

Uganda Help Is On The Way

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#15

Two Jets Cracking Jokes

Two Jets Cracking Jokes

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It goes without saying that if sarcasm is becoming a problem, you should either tone it down, or stop using it altogether. Honestly, why would you, it’s amazing, but [sigh] it’s for the greater good.

Turn those sarcastic remarks to honest, respectful, and clear communication without it being at someone else’s expense. Folks would also trust you more.

#16

Shame On Humans, No Offense Tho

Shame On Humans, No Offense Tho

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#18

Ethical Diet

Ethical Diet

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It also helps to reflect upon your behavior. Ponder why you use sarcasm in the first place and tackle that.

Do you feel angry? Do you feel insecure? Do you feel vulnerable? Work on those issues and find healthier ways to communicate past that.

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Another aspect to focus on is practicing empathy. Empathy is essentially putting yourself in other people’s shoes. By doing so, you will understand how hurtful some of the things you say might be.

Oddly enough, folks with higher levels of empathy are better equipped to identify sarcasm and get on the same level, again showing that sarcasm isn’t for everyone, so don’t force it on everyone.

#23

Either That.,. "Heres My Genitals"

Either That.,. "Heres My Genitals"

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In turn, it helps to know your audience and understand where sarcasm is appropriate. But besides individual people, there’s also a whole cultural aspect to consider as some cultures are more accepting of it while others not so much.

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Let alone, not every culture uses sarcasm in the same way and there can also be differences seen in terms of gender and social status.

#25

Just To Lessen The Expenses, Lol

Just To Lessen The Expenses, Lol

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on who drives the car, if the bad guys drive it in action movies it will explode after being hit in the tires

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#27

Sadly, This Is True

Sadly, This Is True

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VioletHunter
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd have diarrhea too if I had to eat the artificial c**p humans feed to their dogs.

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Or, screw that, sarcasm’s good for the soul and good for your brain.

If you can identify sarcasm in action, that is a key indicator that your brain is in good standing. And besides that, you can use it to filter out people in your life—people you might not want to be in your life, that is. Or, the other way around, folks who know you might interpret your sarcasm as a way to laugh it off and de-escalate a conflict.

#29

Mmmm Makes You Think Right?

Mmmm Makes You Think Right?

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere an anti-vaccine person is posting this and thinking it's a win.

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So, what’s your take on sarcasm? Do you want more of it in your life? Less of it? Share your thoughts in the comment section below.

But if you don’t feel like it, then here’s the door, bye.

#31

Mean Level 100

Mean Level 100

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MushroomHead22
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people not understanding that when its cancelled for weather, adding an extra flight won't help because the weather is still BAD!

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#36

Ohh Android!!

Ohh Android!!

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Jrog
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OP may also be baffled by the weird "DOCUMENTS" application in the main menu, and could spend weeks wondering about the mysterious "DOWNLOADS" folder thoroughly hidden at the very top of the screen.

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#37

Click Click Click

Click Click Click

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It's Always Nice When People Are Happy To Prove They Aren't Scammers

It's Always Nice When People Are Happy To Prove They Aren't Scammers

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Just Confused!

Just Confused!

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I should start talking to children about my problems instead of a therapist.

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#41

Making Friends As An Adult

Making Friends As An Adult

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Hit Me Where The Wind Blows. Nothing Really Matters To Me

Hit Me Where The Wind Blows. Nothing Really Matters To Me

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They must be frigate crazy. Junk like this will never work. Schooner or later they will realize no matter how much they trireme us into the brig for not believing this type of propaganda, we wont be a cog in some brigandine scheme. Knarr!!!

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#43

Nae Narnia

Nae Narnia

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Narnia has a massive war, strange creatures and lions roaming around. So less dangerous than Edinburgh.

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#44

I Lost My Family To Toasts, Share For Awareness

I Lost My Family To Toasts, Share For Awareness

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Ruth Harper
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never eaten a single piece of avocado toast. How am I not a millionaire yet?

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#45

I Always Thought My Keys Lived There!

I Always Thought My Keys Lived There!

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Pain

Pain

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Mike Rodrick
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Quote from a photographer..I shoot people & sometimes cut-off their heads.

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#47

A Reminder…

A Reminder…

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Jeff White
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, the correct translation is: "I don't give a f**k as long as you don't try to take away my guns"

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#50

Trash Can Where

Trash Can Where

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