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When it comes to looking for rays of sunshine on a cloudy day and opportunities to brighten up the mood, people seem to have different trusty sources they turn to. While for some, it’s sarcasm that helps them survive the mundane, for instance, others might opt for browsing memes to make their day just a little bit better.

There are also those who combine the two; and they are likely among the 1.3 million people who follow the ‘Sarcasm’ Instagram account. Sharing witty yet oh-so-relatable memes since 2017, it has undoubtedly provided a hearty chuckle for people in need of one. So wait no longer, scroll down to find some of their best memes on the list below and enjoy a little break for kicks and giggles.

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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, I don't dress well, or go out, so I dunno.

Falcon on Dizzy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just wear the same general outfit all the time (flannel and jeans/work pants) so I always come out on top

QueenKittyCat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life in a nutshell, yet I will continue to walk around in public in my pajamas and hair bonnet. I would rather they see me at "my worst" so that they'll leave me alone and not dare ask for money until I move out of this town into my Happily Ever After.

Vasana Phong
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course, 6 months into dating my husband I’ve never met his family (they were not tight and is always judgmental) so yes every time I look like I’m just getting over the flu doing errands we run into one of them and I get introduced

Mistiekim
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This assumes that on the rare occasion I do go out I dress well. It also assumes I wouldn’t make a fool of myself even if I was dressed well because my social skills are lacking.

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are we going tonight? Pan-gazing 🤩

    Celesta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what I was wondering. Maybe cheeky or smart alec, but not sarcastic. Wondering if they know what that means.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao “do you like it” creeped me out a little

    Dingooo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cookware I can use, Stars not so much.

    Zophra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it even more if there was food in it.

    Sharla Voy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The galactic sizzler is stunning!

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because regular restaurants’ food is full of butter too.

    Truice Zer0
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like... Some of these people don't understand the meaning of sarcasm between this and the strict parents raise good liars...

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    Loved by some, hated by others, sarcasm is something that’s difficult to escape in our current society. It’s not only that one friend—who can’t seemingly answer a question with a simple yes or no—who uses it, it’s most of us; to some extent, at least.

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    The Smithsonian pointed out that nearly a quarter of people who’ve said ‘yeah, right’ while talking to someone on the phone were being sarcastic. As a matter of fact, many popular phrases were ruined by it, such as the good old ‘Bless your heart’ or ‘Lucky you’, which are rarely ever said in a sincere manner anymore.

    A linguist at Macalester College in St. Paul, Minnesota, and the author of Talk is Cheap: Sarcasm, Alienation and the Evolution of Language, John Haiman, told The Smithsonian, “It’s practically the primary language,” referring to sarcasm in modern society.

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be sarcastic but it's true!

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how you define strict. If you mean penalize harshly and capriciously while failing to teach critical thinking, yes.

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    Duvet Woman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me! But as an adult I've become very honest. However, if an emergency lie is needed I'm your person.

    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this has to do with leo?

    don'tcensorstupidstuff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely as a daughter of 2 strict parents.... i assure u this is true

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A classmate said she can't lie. We laughed at her, but really we were the losers, taught to hide everything from aggressive parents.

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're living in a family situation that's like a prison, you do whatever you can to get a life.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the phrase “I am a bad liar.” a paradox?

    Mistiekim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you have to replace sarcasm with truth for many children. Especially during the teenage years.

    Fluffy mommy panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to say it but it kinda true. Not a lie.

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    Simona M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's better to cry in a Ferrari than on a bycicle ;)

    Amy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And without worrying about your bills! :)

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    Tams21
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not being in crushing debt because of student loans, medical bills or a roof over your head certainly helps.

    Daria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still give it a try ;D

    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but its lack can sure cause misery

    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having ones needs met helps happiness. Money beyond that is a different story. It's kind of like saying "Water won't save your life." Are you talking to someone who's drowning or to someone who's dying of thirst?

    LonelyLittleLeafSheep
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies. It absolutely buys the things that make me happy. Like food, and a roof over my head, and antidepressants.

    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only rich people say this.

    LuLuBelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not, but it makes unhappiness a hell of a lot more comfortable. Plus it just bought me Lego Rivendell, and that makes me very happy indeed.

    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bull s**t. I've been poor and I've had money. I'm happier with money.

    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but it comes very near to it.

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    Whether or not you consider sarcasm a primary language or find the habit of using such a form of ironic speech annoying, you probably can distinguish when a person is being sarcastic.

    According to Haiman, there are many ways to show that what a person is saying is not direct or sincere; and they can be found in both spoken and written language, given away by a certain choice of pitch, tone, volume, pauses, duration, or punctuation.

    A good example of this is a simple ‘Excuse me’, which in the context of a regular conversation would most likely be sincere. But when presented as “Excuuuuuse me”, it typically evokes a different emotion, suggesting that a person is not actually all that apologetic.

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    Javelina Poppers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it has your credit card number, don't forget to cancel on Feb 29th.

    majandess
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pipes froze and exploded, and I caught COVID for the first time - in the first two weeks of 2024. Definitely hoping Lunar New Year is the real one.

    BitchinintheBurgh'
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to cancel my free trial please.

    Omima mimi miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tech yes - chinese new year started feb 10th - so 2024 started in Feb ;)

    Mini grizzly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    January is a cucumber month. Sorry .. a frozen cucumber month

    Comedy Clumbers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but mainly because that's my birthday.

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd commit love tax evasion for you.

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll get caught and you’ll end up a prisoner of love.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one nice compliment

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was going to be "love loading."

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to be considered a luxury. Less pressure than being some codependent's idea of a necessity.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... that is a high-risk gambit. Good thing it paid off.

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    Rahul Pawa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a brilliant idea. The Internet should be like broadcast TV in the 70's: all of it shuts down after a certain time....I say while scrolling BP at 1am...

    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that, our router and WLAN is paused/down from 2am to 8am. So I can get some sleep.

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've just read an article about 10-year-olds addicted to phone. Depressed bc other kids can use phones for longer than they are.Generation alpha is doomed.

    Foto Gini
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could read books again... or talking to each other on a land-line... on a twenty meter cord... in the floor closet.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since it's always 6 o'clock somewhere, problems solved!

    Janet Howe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go for it. But then you'd have even more people screwing off at work, getting their You Tube "fix" than you do now.

    Fleetwayfox
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    1 year ago

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    River wolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say there’s a ten minute break every hour… then we can get off if we were stuck and switch to something productive.

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    Even though it is possible to communicate sarcastic wit through texts and messages, many would likely agree that it is easier said than… written down. What I mean by that is that it’s arguably easier to understand when a person is being sarcastic when you can actually hear and see them. 

    According to studies on expressing sarcastic sentiment, people tend to use heavy tonal stress and certain gestural clues, such as rolling their eyes or using certain hand movements, to show that they’re being sarcastic. “In the textual data, these tonal and gestural clues are missing, making sarcasm detection very difficult for an average human.”

    But, thanks to emoticons, messages, too, can become quite clearly sarcastic. Just take the simplest smiley face—also known as :) for those who have grown up in the pre-emoji era—unless it’s your mother, an aunt, or someone representing the older generation messaging you, chances are they are being sarcastic. Though, research on emoticons as markers of intention suggests that the tongue-showing and winking emoticons are the principal indicators of sarcastic intent.

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    Senjo Krane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend my life clicking "forgot password"

    Candace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even look fine....

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to reset two last night due to accidentally resetting my firestick and having to change the amazon password I've had for so long I didn't know what it was. So now pretty much anything that requires a password is going to have the same as the others.

    Scott Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If not for my password keeper I'd be doomed.

    S&P
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Okay, I need to switch it up. Time to start coming up with entirely new passwords instead of just reusing or remixing old ones." Also me, whenever I have to log into those accounts: ".............. Ahhh c**p."

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have them saved somewhere but forgot how to find them.

    Anna Meyers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many passwords. And now they want them out to 10 places.

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    Fluffy mommy panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this where a thing I'd be Filthy rich

    The Original Bruno
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    I feel like people miss the sarcasm in most of these. There is a place where you can learn how to turn your overthinking skill into cash; it's called university.

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    Gavin Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff Bezos would be asking me for a loan.

    FROGS!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be rich like millionaire rich 🤑

    gilded panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon musk would be poor in comparison

    Mini grizzly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude! I'd buy an island in Denmark or Sweden, and build a huge self reliant house with everything in it. And I'd never come out. EVER!

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    Canandelabra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the shredded cheese.

    Zophra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grown children still complain about this when they come over.

    P R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My children groan about this when they come over...or when I come over

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always got snacks and ice cream aplenty at home, so I've got it covered

    Karen Philpott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biscuits in a jar, or crackers to put cheese on, or cake in the tin?

    Hoody Hoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my entire weight loss plan - wait until you're desperate enough to cook!

    Heather Vandegrift
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my problem with dealing with my hunger, but if my dog is sick or we room out if dog food, I'm cooking a full meal!

    P R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when I room out if food

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    Whether written or spoken, sarcasm is not the best choice when it comes to conveying a message. “As a communication technique, sarcasm is really a poor choice,” the CEO of Kennetik Kommunications, Robert Kennedy III, suggests.

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    He pointed out that it often works for comedians on stage, but in personal communication, it can create barriers and even end relationships among people. That’s because, according to the expert, such a form of expressing oneself is often nothing more than hostility disguised as humor. Often used as a “power play for the gutless”, it might negatively affect those on the receiving end.

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    Tracy Wallick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married at 23. Was divorced by 26. Getting married young is overrated.

    GnuGnu DeVillier
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married at 22 and have been married for 24 years. It really just depends on compatibility. And, not arguing over things that don't matter.

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    Zophra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was married at 22. Still married, but I seriously advise NOT doing this.

    Pie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about who you were at 16 and who you might have married at 16 and be so so sooooo happy you aren't any of the people being commented about.

    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waited till I was 48 to get married. I told myself I would would only get married once. If I only realized how true this statement is. I'm almost 10 years in and if it doesn't work out, I'll be to old and tired to try this bullsh*t again!!! 🤣

    Susan Teter
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then again, my parents married at 19 and were married for 72 years. THAT is something to aspire to!!!

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    Trudi Davidoff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married at 23, married now over 40 years. At 23, it was not young, it was the norm.

    Heather Vandegrift
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was married at 19 because of getting pregnant. Divorced at 22 because we were completely incompatible. Remarried in 2007 to someone I'd been with 5 years, but he abandoned me in 2010... Getting married young is STUPID, and getting married at all is suspect

    Amy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waited until it felt right. That was 54.

    Jen Hart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married at 22, still in love with hubby 27 years later 🥰

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got married at 23, be 36yrs in March.

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    Hi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. I got a crush on my wife. Lots of responsibilities but I still smile like an idiot.

    MP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no way. Crush is full of worry and longing and lacking. Relationship is ease, receiving, and commitment.

    Truice Zer0
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah a few more down and... This sarcasm.og has no clue what sarcasm means

    Dawnieangel76
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only ever crushed on famous people, so there's no way it can go wrong.

    Dylan Gillis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand the context for this as sarcasm, isn't smiling at your crush like an idiot simply the human condition?

    P R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes just smiling at the human condition (or a humorous item) is better than being pedantic

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    Friendly neighborhood possum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna know who was my first crush? Promise me you won't laugh... My home country's 67 year old ex-prime minister. (At least he was a bit younger back then...By 2-3 years or so.)

    Scott Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. The desire for someone is usually better than the reality.

    River wolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, nope, I gotta drag them across the country to do this.

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    ginshun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When is this meme from? 1978? Don't take a salary job for $20K. That'll end up being like $9/hr, probably less.

    Karen Philpott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe for 5 hours a week. But just what!? 15k is sweet FA of nothing. Wouldn't cover transport or anything.

    Adrian Scarlett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the Americans complaining that 20k is low, no currency was indicated. 20k is fine in some countries.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15k? You are going to be poverty. 20k. Be on the low side of being poor/high side of still of poverty I would say. This is for a single person.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, a full timer at Burger King grosses $30k. This is one of the poorer parts of the state

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For only $20K, don’t expect to see me at all. Ever. Now, triple that amount and we can start talking.

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    Licensed mental health counselor Anthony D. Smith seconds the idea that sarcasm—too much of it, to be specific—is not the best way to go about personal communication. That’s because, according to him, chronically sarcastic people often harbor passive-aggressive characteristics, which those around them can only handle so much of.

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    According to the expert, “A little sarcastic wit is like a spicy seasoning. A pinch of it can make food enjoyable, but a serving of the spice itself hurts.”

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    Audra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this "money" you speak of??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me this week. Looked at bank balance, healthy for once thanks to leave paid in lieu, thought should be good with that. Suddenly several sprees later, I'm "what just happened there"...

    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My credit card balance: Hand over the money, now!

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say we are less of a love triangle, and more like a throuple.

    NapQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR me, my bed and my tv! Love chilling in bed watching tv, with my phone out of reach!

    Sharla Voy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I just call it my daily trifecta!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does adding a laptop make that an orgy?

    Glitcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, the bed and the phone are considering cutting you out entirely and running away together

    LuLuBelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying on my comfy bed playing on my phone. Life is pretty good.

    DarkGypsy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I am, having a torrid affair with my washer and dryer. 🙄

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    Jesse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Good thing I'm going to quit my shít job today.

    Simona M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations!!! I'm sure you'll find a much better job in no time.

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    Hilary Gilbertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 73. Feet 73. Knees 73. Back 73. Brain 85. Just imagine!

    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told I had the spine of an 80 year old man when I was 24. Being rear ended twice in 14 months rocks! Extra points since the second happened on Christmas.

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neck, my back, my ouch just like that

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been 29 for 15 years and I have no intention to start aging again!

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started doing squats daily and didn't realise how old my knees were!

    FROGS!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My back is currently dead it hurts all the time

    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is 63 but feels like it's 1000s of years old and my Spirit has been around since forever!

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    Despite sarcasm not being the gentlest form of communication, it can actually increase the creativity of both the sender and the person on the receiving end. Researchers from Harvard, Columbia, and INSEAD found that “Expressing or receiving sarcasm led individuals to perceive a higher sense of conflict but also increased creativity as compared to expressing or receiving sincerity or having a neutral conversation.”

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    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm both - it depends on the multipliers.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum is too. Even though she tried both ways to teach me (as well as just rote learning) I still struggle with most multiplication in my head!

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    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm of that age where we've got up to "12 12s are 144" memorised by rote. Burnt into our brains.

    majandess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing made me hate math more than the stupid quiz records where the basic facts were read off at lightning speed while you tried to scribble the answers before the next one started. OMG. But yeah. I know my tables up to 12x12, and my squares to 16.

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    tameson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the 9 times table because the digits of all the answers add up to 9.

    Valentine Okoli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third type… anything times 9 … is one less the multiple plus the difference to get it to nine .. eg 9 x 6 = (6-1) = 5 (you need 4 to add to 5 to get to nine) … so 54 9x9 =8 1

    3 Trash Pandas (She/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that the first digit is one less than the number you’re multiplying it by, and the second digit is the number you need to add to the first to get 9

    Midoribird Aoi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do both, depending on the situation.

    Stephanie Goadsby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use dart math. Triple 20 is 60, Triple 19 is 57, triple 18 is 54 and so on.

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more of a... If 3 x 6 = 18, then 3 x 10 = 30 and 8 x 2 = 16, The other 8 / 2 = 4. So 16 + 4 = 20, and 20 + 4 = 24. 20 + the earlier 30 = 50. 50 + the other 4 = 54

    DJisn0ice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot do multiplication, that being said i belong to the second category

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my adult daughter the other day - "Thank God you and your sister never called my bluff when I went Oooone....twoooooo....." fecked if I know what I would've done if they let me get to three🤷🏻‍♀️

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually would get spanked after the count of 3. I always questioned authority lol

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    Daddy’s Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face also works for a teacher on a rowdy group of kids

    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    facked...fecked...ficked...focked...f u c k e d

    KatPrettylights
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with my kids, and it worked

    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, 1 ... 2 ... um .... 2.5 ... eh... 2.75 ... I warn, you don't make me fractionise to 3.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the Italian mom crazy eyes.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Stopped what I was doing real quick

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm. the censor algorithm has some blind spots.

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also don't let your husband cook. My ex made pasta sauce and somehow got some of it on the ceiling.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then complain about how expensive takeout and delivery is and how you have no money

    AQWER11222
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the actually secret would be to dropkick that window out

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    The way a sarcastic message is received and whether the sender is considered more rude or creative might differ depending on the culture, too. A cross-cultural study of perceptions of sarcasm found that between the US, Mexico, and China, for instance, the former two reported more use of sarcasm than the latter. (Though all three seem to share the same main reasons for using sarcasm—"to be funny" and "to have fun with friends.")

    When it comes to cultural differences in regards to perception of humor in general, Easterners reportedly don’t have as positive of an attitude towards it as Westerners do, making the latter more prone to using humor as a coping strategy, compared to their eastern counterparts.

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perfect uninspirational quote

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just follow your dreams - Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hanson wrote a song about Mbappe when they were 11, 16 and 17. (And oddly, Mbappe was probably just about being born.)

    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vlad the Impaler didn't start impaling until his mid 30s...

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew that by the time I was born!

    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am10 so twice as likely to be richer than Bill Gates at 20.

    Lola Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Gates was born rich. It was too late the day you were born, bro.

    Display Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents did for me long before that age

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago

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    Every successful jazz or classical pianist had all of their technique and skill by age 14.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero tolerance for toxic people.

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! So true. Like, I forgot I hated you for a second.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, but I can't get over that they said good morning at 3:36pm

    P R
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sent from other side of world

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good afternoon?

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    If you’d like to continue exploring this sort of witty humor, continue to browse Bored Panda’s previous lists on ‘Sarcasm.og’, which you can find here or here, or check out this entire category dedicated to all sorts of memes and choose the list that interests you the most.

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    Rocket Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job. Now you can start working on grammar.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Janet use keyboard. John use keyboard. See John type.

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having fine motor skills is a good thing, actually.

    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have been a visionary because I had doctor handwriting all through my schooling :)

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the years at school where I had to write everything only using a Fountain Pen, what a waste

    S&P
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one time I got a job where they needed even more people to do handwritten greeting cards for prospective clients. Asked an old acquaintance if they had good handwriting (since that was the main requirement), their response: "Yes. Catholic school made sure of that."

    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent 14 years improving my handwriting, one day I will have it almost legiable.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lotta nuns smacked a whole lotta hands fer nothin'.

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids' high-school gave the kids Ipads to do all their work on. Not a rich school either quite the opposite. Think Bill Gates was trying out some charity.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cursive! You'll be writing in cursive all your life so learn it and learn it well they said

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still a good skill to write beautifully. I admire my handwriting, especially when I see how other adults don't even try to write clearly.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same can be applied to all the suck ups at work. You know the ones. The boss introduces you to them, on your first day, as a “real stand up person”, and/or “great guy”, and/or “do anything for you”, and all that kind of b******t. Unless you outrank that “great guy”, you will find out very quickly that that’s all an act, and that “real stand up person” who will “do anything for you” is a f*****g snarling cruel monster to anyone who can’t further his career. Unless the boss is around, that is. Then the mask goes back on.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine More like Godzilla with the huge age gap

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally my mother. No one believes me when I tell them how emotionally/mentally/verbally abusive she was to me b/c she was so nice out in public.

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, family dynamics always the same.

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    Pie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that's the flex you think it is...

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the most ignored thing would be the terms and conditions… 😉

    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole idea of profile pictures is to NOT show who you are but who you wish you were.

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    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let this meme lie to you. Staying single you have only yourself to argue with. Js

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And jokers on the internet, but at least on the internet I can be like “yyyyeah, I know what the comments on that post are gonna be like, no thank you.”

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    pug nose curly tail
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't have peace being single, you were doing it wrong.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with commenters here. A healthy relationship is so much more enjoyable than being single.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. But a HEALTHY relationship helps you grow.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single. The pathway to peace is remaining single.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then the problem is you. Wherever you go there you are

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single + cat is highly recommended.

    Pan dulce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh. Being single & living alone was a dream. But I sorely hated the "why dont you have a boyfriend" comments. Like I was inadequate for being a self sufficient/supportive/reliant single female in my 20's. I f*****g HATE those people. I hate the people who insist you're going to have children, even more.

    Dylan Gillis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowhere is a piece there, as there is no peace here, any ware pieces now hear I know.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's willing to tell her about it later during a booty call. Sharing is important in any relationship.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real adulting is buying both

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then throwing the fruit out when you didn't eat it because you were too full from the chips.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Real adulting knowing there is a time for fruits and a time for chips and being able to enjoy both.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real adulting is never using the term "adulting".

    BitchinintheBurgh'
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, you watch the fruit rot while longing for chips......

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat both. Fruit for health first and then chips for rewarding.

    Mini grizzly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooops.. I just inhaled a bag of super spicy Cheetos. Dies that count ?

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the dip for the chips!

    Jeremy Bolanos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real adulting is discovering the bag of chips in the cabinet you forgot about.

    S&P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real adulting is when your Christmas/birthday list is mostly things like cleaning tools, shelving units, and organization tools.

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    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw that as a kid and thought no way I'm going through this nonsense!

    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least marrying your pets is not a thing. Or is it?

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kicked me into "shìt I'm an audit" was the fact that the kindergarten teacher was younger than me 🤯

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your smart, your in a singles bar cheering from the cheap seats!

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    Tracy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She likes the lipstick and wants to buy it herself.

    Heather Vandegrift
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you've got an open relationship or are poly, this could be a good way to give your makeup soulmate... But I'd have to tell him to convert to get that she owed him a dry cleaning bill

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    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You petty dog you. This oddly has 27 points right now...

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard this is changing but when I was a teen in the '90s, we were in school from 7am until 3pm. Why? I don't freaking know.

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a teen in the 90s too. Don't remember when school was. I got too stoned to show up... maybe that was a bad decision 🤔

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    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, that triangle thing is sounding pretty good right now

    LuLuBelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my life was that simple. I get up at 4:30 am and supervise college students. I'll take proving geometry theorems over that all day long.

    shanila.pheonix_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO STOP NO BECAUSE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW!!! i hate proofs with a burning passion(and school in general)

    Unproductive Panda #3
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My geometry teacher is breaking us down and building back up everything we learned in elementary school. We're not allowed to explain anything using terms she hasn't defined for us, so we can't say "triangle" or "plane" or "angle" until she gives us some special definition. There's probably some reason but I think it's all very stupid.

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    Snorma Ray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah except now I have to get up even earlier to take my kids to school instead.

    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah pointless math is a total waste of mind!

    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, these days a triangle only has as many sides as you are comfortable with.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they teach anything anymore just push agendas and feelings

    Skater Chick (he/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? the only agenda being pushed on schoolchildren is the one they write their homework in.

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    Joanne Earle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another day goes by w/o my need for geometry. Or Algebra.

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the same phone number for 20 years. In that time I've moved 4 times and switched phone carriers twice. Who gets new phone numbers these days?

    Daria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the same number for like 15 years, and the same PHONE for 6 years.

    Cash4Psleeve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you. Work could send me a new phone next week but I don’t want to give up the button on my iPhone SE. I’ll run it into the ground.

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    Gavin Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got mine when I was 18, I’m now 49. I’m one of the least stable people you could ever wish to meet. 31 years, 4 providers (Vodafone, 3, EE, O2), Nokias, Motorolas, Sony Ericssons, iPhones, 4 partners (1 who became my wife and then ex-wife), 1 child, 5 houses, 1 flat, 5 suicide attempts (discovered I’m c**p at committing suicide), more therapy than I care to mention, meds, lots of meds, but hey, if you knew my number in 1993 then you know it now, thank the stars I’m so stable 😂

    Shelli Aderman
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    1 year ago

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    Glad you’ve done therapy. You are a wonderful human!

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    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping your same number is important as keeping your same email. All your accounts and memberships are probably linked to your email/phone. Good luck trying to reset an important password when the only way to do it is with a sms code.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have stalker ex who won't stop calling or texting you have no choice but get a new one!

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had the same phone number for 18 years

    Karen Philpott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why change? There would be sooooooo many people, companies, etc you'd have to contact to say you've got a new number, that you'd probably forget to tell.

    Nafyad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have mine throughout my life

    Sameena Shaikh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have same number, same service provider for 18 years now....😊

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    frederick clause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you look so much worse in the selfie camera than you do in the mirror??

    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually googled that once. I can't remember the explanation though. All I remember is that it didn't make me feel better.

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    Lou Cam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you open the camera app settings to see if you can just add a filter and then find out you've got all the filters on already as standard. Ouch.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have short arms and a cheap phone. So my selfies just look like a really big nose.

    Dan St John
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have 19 pictures of my thumb and 1 picture of something random.

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, energy to sleep.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't eat at work .. because then I accomplish nothing the rest of the day 🥴😴

    sMartin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just dont let your blood sugar spike, and it wont come down and crush you. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketosis

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Eat and then hibernate like a bear

    martymcmatrix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I don't eat anything at my workplace...🤷🏽

    Stygtand
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ate a durum kebab so big, i fell asleep standing up.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me before and after, only awake when food is around

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digestion actually takes up some energy so only after the breaking down and absorption you finally get the energy

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    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, we can all see it is just you liking your own memes while wearing a different shirt.

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    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interview with trial period!

    Hoody Hoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, some internships pay you for wasting your time.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apt term, since interns aren't paid, either.

    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a different term for those that pay for short term 'relationships'.

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    Ozzing karma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that year after year for the first 11 years of my life.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy my spinsterhood twice as much, for all those women forced to get married.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So my Mother is not untypical then

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    MIR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid Whatsapp. What’s the point of deleting messages if you’re gonna announce the whole world that we did? What even stupider? The devs behind it.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... maybe make it so people can't see WHAT you wrote?

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t other people’s fault you like to vaguepost.

    Fluffy mommy panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly some people probably get all upset again. Like oh I'll forget about it. Then why you upset for. Oh nah, they ask me that all this time, they know.

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    Candace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one time Kim is actually relatable.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the left is Kim and the right is Kourtney. Don't ask me how I know and don't tell anyone that I do!

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to argue?? Let's argue about something!

    Legendbird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay! The Star Wars Holiday Special was pretty good.

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    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the best ones are the religion ones, it gets wild lol

    shanila.pheonix_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait but this is so real. but the arguments are more fun to read lolol

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t these people writing their fake messages realise there is a time stamp on them? Unless they’re in different time zones 3.5hrs away?

    Some Random Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could be in different time zones, but at 5 there's the star called Sun in the sky

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    Vasana Phong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much fakery every where nowadays

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great ending to an insipid exchange.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are stars up there. You just can't see them because of being so bright at 5 pm.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SERIOUSLY? It's a PHYSICS joke... and you missed RELATIVITY???!!!! Fork up your nerd card.

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    Candace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can already hear the banjo....

    Crazy Stay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the person is not her real brother, she's just doing this to stop his flirting...

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, relativity is more important than gravity.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Home Economics, you're my nausea.

    Cjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I hope Neil young will remember.. a southern man don’t need him around anyhow 🎶

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a trap! There is no right answer! Run while you still can!

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a Sunday, temperature was nice, cloudy day...

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was secretly planning your birthday party.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, on that day, you asked me if your new pants made your a*s look fat, so....

    Will
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, she'd be gone with the quickness lol

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    Rider
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that, burned the t-shirt.

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We already tried that and people are still bitching about the number of divorces it led to.

    Pinkslip Moonshine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries: hang around long enough and you'll hate them...

    IYAAYAS64
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be there did that got the t shirt burnt that t shirt to ash

    Dylan Gillis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did both, why isn't there a third option? FML

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup my parents hated each other and it was never boring being used as a Sacrificial Scapegoat in their constant battle for supremacy!

    matt cordell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or find someone that hates you and give them a house.

    CalmAndCollected
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Or marry someone you love and just wait a little while and you'll get both experiences

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    DJisn0ice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist, they commented that their spouse died

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I did not need to be called out like this

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (For you whippersnappers, BBS [Bulletin Board Services] were what you had before AOL, which was what you had before Gmail. They were kinda like reddit, with no content moderation and ASCII-only graphics.)

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a youngster and gmail is the only way I can talk to people (besides WhatsApp)

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    Quirinus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a gap between Roman and HHH?

    Vic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's a "soap" opera, no wonder they slip and fall all the time... I'll see my out..

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    Cathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'm really happy I'm not 16 anymore, wait no, happy about that all the time 😁

    Display Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I would never rewind time, why would I want to relive it all over again...

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    Vasana Phong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or between 9-5, M-F, I’m doing this thing called work

    Bored Birgit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or on my way to or from the fridge.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much water is deadly. The brain swells up and it's game over.

    Hi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah,but I don't know if that applies to Ziggy Stardust.

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    Jrdiver
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water is deadly. Historically 100% of the people who drank it died.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in a healthy relationship

    Cjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah look he smilin they happy tears

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    KatPrettylights
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep comes easier in the arms of someone you love

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    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there’s blod related family. And then there is the family of friends you actually love.

    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends on the reason, some cut-offs are justified

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    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having a best friend. Or a friend. Or an acquaintance. Or someone you're on nodding terms with.

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, there are people who have friends?

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a wallet or purse. It's what grown ups do.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell I'm poor. Rather than thinking "oh they'll lose their folding", I think "oh because the coins will scratch the screen"

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which means you can put it into any pocket, because you have no money.

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do, you're going to lose one of them when you take the other out.

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    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a sense of humour, that's bullying. Genuine humour does not rely on putting someone down or humiliating them.

    Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my friends insult each other constantly. I at least, and seemingly the others, enjoy both ends.

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    Adam Zad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life Rule #1: You must laugh at yourself before you laugh at anyone else. Life Rule #2: Once you HAVE laughed at yourself, everyone else is fair game!

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    Duvet Woman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people stopped talking to me because I did fall in love with then. Or is that called stalking?

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone is talking to you because they are romantically interested and you are not...BIG shocker if they avoid the pain of continuing after they know you're not.

    Louise Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep and always an insecure manchild.

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    Pixie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! Just like shopping online when you're bord. 😬

    TheElementalGod️️ (He/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but I really DO need that useless item... its sparkly so I gotta have it

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    hearditontheX
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom surely has a broom, fly swatter or something to interrupt his sleep

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom bumps against door with vacuum.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Always was the old as time, loud as hell vacuum slamming into things for 3 hours. What are you vacuuming for that long? We don't have a massive house..

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1957 is that you? Long time no see!

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're unmarried but not single if you're in a committed relationship and aren't married.

    setsuriseikou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you're unmarried when you're divorced

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And glad. I saw how the desperation to start a family ends.

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    Almost sunny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there isn't a tv I'm walking out.

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so confused? Why keep happiness from yourself?

    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, this list isn't even sarcastic memes, it's mostly just sad-cringe jokes with too many emojis

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