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Powerful, beautiful, positive, independent, kind, strong, smart and bubbly. These are some words to describe a woman, and although each word brings about a dozen different notions, we can all agree that a woman is more than just a definition, or a feeling, or a craving to take over the whole known universe.

As the everyday dawns upon each and every one of us, it seems that there are very specific moments that unite all those who identify with femininity and womanhood. Moments such as using your partner as a radiator as soon as you get into bed, or stealing half of your bestie’s food even though you said you didn’t want any, or the joy of getting your nails done.

All this and more can be seen in the wondrous posts and memes shared in the Facebook group called the “Female Club.” There are many such groups throughout the internet and Bored Panda actually covered another one of them a little while ago; you can check it out here.

Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and leave some comments as you’re scrolling through this hilariously relatable list. Enough talk, let’s get into it!

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AnnaRachelle
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this comment. I had my first baby at 17. My belly was covered in bright red stretch marks when I reached my 7th month. For years after I felt sick looking at my faded scars. I would hide them and sometimes even cry. Fast forward to 45 years old. I now have 2 grown sons and a toddler girl which was a huge surprise. I look at my body now and think,wow. I have grown 3 babies. How amazing is that. I couldn't care less how my tummy looks now. Just wish I could of spoken to the younger me. I still wouldn't show my belly. But I am no longer ashamed of what it looks like

Vasana Phong
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you! I had my first at 17 in 90, I look down at my belly and think, wow 5 of them was in there that’s why there’s a bulge, another piece of cake for me, no guilt

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BONNIE
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you. I needed that today xx

Rigor Moreno
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. to all the moms!

Marie Dahme
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every single child a mother has afterwards will leave a similar imprint on her body, too. Even if a pregnancy doesn't go to full term or if you have an abortion, these cells still migrate into your bloodstream. Research has shown that if a mother's heart is injured, fetal cells will rush to the site of the injury and change into different types of cells that specialize in mending the heart. The baby helps repair the mother, while the mother builds the baby. How cool is that? This is often why certain illnesses vanish while pregnant. It’s incredible how mothers bodies protect the baby at all costs, and the baby protects & rebuilds the mother back - so that the baby can develop safely and survive. Think about crazy cravings for a moment. What was the mother deficient in that the baby made them crave? Studies have also shown cells from a fetus in a mothers brain 18 years after she gave birth. How amazing is that?”

Marie Dahme
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you’re a mom you know how you can intuitively feel your child even when they are not there….Well, now there is scientific proof that moms carry them for years and years even after they have given birth to them. I find this to be so very beautiful

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Marie Dahme
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A womens body is amazing. Check this out: When pregnant, the cells of the baby migrate into the mothers bloodstream and then circle back into the baby, it’s called “fetal-maternal microchimerism”.⁠ For 41 weeks, the cells circulate and merge backwards and forwards, and after the baby is born, many of these cells stay in the mother’s body, leaving a permanent imprint in the mothers tissues, bones, brain, and skin, and often stay there for decades.

Marie Dahme
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow these didn’t post in order. Lol. This is the first post to the other two. Thanks I know it’s TL but worth knowing!

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Ralph Watkins
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was on a military base & saw a young woman who looked to have had each of her children less than a year apart. As she was getting out of her car in gym wear I expected the worst. She had 3 kids. She was a freakin' thoroughbred. An incredibly hot body, flat tummy, not a single stretch mark. She must have been the bane of all other women out there.

Milo_ThatsBasicallyIt
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve seen this so many times, but it’s still epic, you go female human!

Doug Parsons
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

pretty sure babies don't grow in your stomach

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What’s the password? What, Female Club? Don’t you know that the first rule of Female Club is you don’t talk about Female Club? Oh, did I get it confused with Fight Club, my bad… Wait, how do you know about that one?

Regardless of this silly intro, we’re talking about “Female Club,” a Facebook group which houses discussions, memes, and the relatable hilarity of being a woman. One may say that it’s the day and age that causes the issue, but we shouldn’t live with the mindset of nostalgia—”it was so much better back in 1201!”—as things weren’t all Guns and Roses.

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    Elita One
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Viking actually did believe this.

    Kiss Army
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised no one mentioned that you could get pregnant even if a man does not have an orgasm. This is why the "pull and pray" method of birth control is so risky - there is sperm in pre-ejaculate that leaks from the penis before orgasm.

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But i don't want 11 kids

    Dr. M.
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    3 years ago

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    Yall should choose better partners and communicate better.

    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if the guy doesn't know what he's doing. It's really not that hard since there are many ways to archive that

    October
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why so many downvotes for comments in this tread?

    Carrie Laughs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are always a few auto-downvoting types who come on BP and do just that - downvote people, regardless of the comment. It usually balances out because there are (thankfully) more upvoters who come along later.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not true. I generally ensure my partner comes and if she does not, I do not either. She must always.

    N.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she doesn't have to at all. Many women don't and it sucks when a man doesn't listen to his partner and decides SHE'S WRONG ABOUT HER OWN ORGASM. Sex is often about more than just an orgasm, and of that's all she wants she can get a toy designed for just that. You should generally ensure your partner has a good time, period.

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    Sonja
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sure wish that was true. But sadly there are still people believing that and harrassing rape victims and trying to make abortion illegal because of that too. The world is so sick

    Bree Piper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds funny till you learn that throughout history this “logic” was used to disprove rape. She’s pregnant, ergo she orgasmed, ergo she enjoyed it, ergo no rape.

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rugby so they can grab each others asses....

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wrestling so they could spoon 😍

    Maltaros
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever seen the pictures of wrestlers from ancient Greece? Just saying, you are probably on to something.

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    Marcos Valencia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know there are hundreds of cultures where a man can touch another man, and even hugh him, and this is not a big affaire, don't you know?

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beginning of Bromance , the novel

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with a guy that would join arm wrestling competitions. They are just as stereotypically “alpha” as you imagine.

    Ralph Watkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains a lot about one guy I knew.

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    Many of you may have heard of gentlemen’s clubs. They’d been around since the 18th century, or so CNN states. A safe haven for men to relax with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a newspaper in the other, whilst ignoring the perplexities of daily life. The original clubs are said to have started up in the West End of London, but exist all over the world with varying levels of exclusivity.

    So what about women’s clubs? Should they not have a space to meet up with their fellow ladies, enjoy a glass of wine and discuss the newest inventions of the world? Well, they didn’t until the late 19th century and they began as something a little more complex than a private social club for people looking to enjoy the finer things in life.

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was invited to a party once, got lost looking for their street, gave up after an hour and a half and went home. The following Monday, I told them I couldn't find their street sign..."oh, sorry, our street doesn't have a sign." WTF!!!

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alabama Directions: Go down to Dairy Queen what used to be a Dairy King and turn left. Drive until you find the field with a brown cow with one white eye and turn right..... Now I give Directions like this.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally just did this 2 days ago! I was visiting my mother. In the next town over, there is a shop I wanted to visit. Knowing parking in that town was a pain in the a**e 10 years ago, I assumed it would be even worse now. I asked mammy where would be a good place to park as she knows the area really well, 'Just after the bridge into town on your left is a new Aldi, you can't miss it! Just park in their car park'. I drove around the town 4 times before giving up, parking 2 miles outside of town and walking in. On the way I passed the Aldi and actually said out loud 'How the f**k did I miss that? It's huge'.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just give GPS do not bother me with directions.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, yes I can. I'm seriously directionally challenged

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's at that precise moment you realise that you inevitably will....

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    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I did. Actually did not even do Christmas, spent it on the couch with my cat and Netflix.

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transform into a couch.... Sir, you have given my life purpose

    Helena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't love Eugene?

    And the like
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I'm currently doing, thankyouverymuch

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew it until I read this, but I am now sure that I transformed into a couch years ago and just never went back.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s people like you who ruin my birthday every year!! >:(

    TAG86
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bummer... Happy belated birthday, Moosy Girl!

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    BoredPandaSucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did this..... but only because i had bad flu at Christmas and it pretty much knocked my a*s down for a week

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady did that. But then it wasn't an option. She had COVID.

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    Roborowski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemon penguins, make penguin juice

    Will Cable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Hello, is that Benedict Cumberbatch, we've got a new documentary for you to narrate on.....(hears click and then nothing).... hello....HELLO'

    The women’s club movement unfolded alongside the suffrage movement, or in simpler terms, the right to vote. They were revolutionary destinations where women could work, gather and learn alongside one another—and, in some cases, plot their next moves in the fight for equality.

    The voluntary clubs were originally formed by women who had been denied access to the major institutions of America's democratic civil society. Women were either completely excluded or severely restricted in roles of political parties, labor unions, professional organizations, universities, and even charitable and benevolent organizations up until the 20th century.

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many dad points! Good for you!

    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, man, that's just not your color palette.

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a true dad moment....husband been through this many times with both my girls lol! Even done over their Godfather....but I think he secretly enjoyed it 🤣

    Jennifer Critchley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks just fabulous....absolutely stunning!!

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I see your true colors shining through"

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's one dedicated, sad lookin' dad...

    Saggi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look very pretty, your daughter is a true artist.

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No ow I need to know how this ended? Is she still trapped?

    Edgar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A student who writes this kind of text, without any mistakes, (especially in the US) deserves to be forgiven.

    PattyK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I could add more up-votes to this.

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    GingerPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headless Roach...was that you??!!

    Deborah Harris2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a May Bug i'll pray for her they are about the scariest bug we can produce in the UK

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you by any chance related to a guy named Gregor?

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go and save her, but i don't like bugs either.... You're on your own....

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise twist - it was just her/his little brother’s drone.

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    Helena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onion rings are less likely to break your heart

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they are, those things are extremely high on cholesterol

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    onion rings really are better. They are more delicious and do not involve commitment to someone with annoying habits.

    Nickie Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be frank.... Onion rings are just delicious

    Greg Cagle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may be the smartest in your group. In my opinion.

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    Sorosis, formed in 1868 by journalist Jane “Jennie June” Croly and anti-slavery advocate Julia Ward Howe in Boston, was recognized as the first women’s club—launched with the intention of having a place for women to “dwell together in unity.” They valued education and called for women’s admittance to institutions of higher learning, but they also addressed the abysmal conditions of working girls in factories and appealed for the betterment of workplace abuses.

    Ava Graham noted that in 1869, alongside the women’s club emergence, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony established the National Woman’s Suffrage Association (NWSA). As explained by Maureen A.Flanagan on Encyclopedia.com, millions of women who joined the clubs were determined to insert women's voices and ideas into public affairs. At times they used the metaphor of "municipal housekeeping" to describe and justify their efforts, as well as deflect resistance from men.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me really sad, I grew up thinking I was fat, and unattractive with small eyes (I had buck teeth until I was 12 and someone said a year or two later something about my eyes being small). I then found a school photo with my friends and we must have been 16, and I couldn’t believe it - my skin was glowing, my eyes weren’t beady, my teeth straight, and I would love to have my hair look like that now, I even had a defined jawline back then! Children can be mean! I wish I had never believed them!

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like clockwork. I look back at old pictures of myself and wonder why that person didn't think they were enough.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother spent my entire life telling me I was fat, and it's true now. However, looking at women who are 135-ish now, I was average. Thanks, 95-pound mom. Thanks for nothing.

    Lydia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please remember that it will keep on working like that. People in their 90ties are like - wow wish I was 80 again, I could still see then. People in their 80ties are like - wow if I were only 70 again; I could still walk then. Enjoy life now. I'm not saying that it only gets worse - there's beauty in getting older as well. However, enjoy things while you can...You are always going to be good enough - because there is only one like you.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this fellow Pandas is why you need to start appreciating yourselves before it's too late, as Lydia says. Constant backwards looking regret is a waste of your life.

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. I look back and I'm like i was tiny! And I had a waist!! And now ... Shaped like a potato 🥔 😓

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

    Paula Chaffee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are beautiful every single day, no matter your age or weight. Love yourself as you are!

    Kate Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol right!? Same here. I wish I could go back and go easier on myself because I was so much better looking than I thought and had a great body but I never thought I did. I had probably the worst self-esteem of anyone you'd ever meet. I constantly compared myself to others and always felt like I was so ugly. And that insecurity did a number on me and I went on to gain a lot of weight that spiraled for sure. I can't look at pictures of myself when I was younger because I just get really upset and wish I had been less hard on that poor girl. I wish I'd treated her better and didn't let people influence her the way I did.

    VM37
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Always tought that. I was 18, 173 cm hight,55kg. And was bigger than my friends. Može at 39, still 173 cm, and 72 kg. And happy to have lost last od babyweight.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, for me, no relevance. 😐

    The Sassy Wife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom drives me a little loopy sometimes but I always need her. I don't necessarily need something from her, I just want to see her and have a chat, maybe make her bed or do her dishes for her. It's the little things in life, small gestures to say, "thanks for being my Mom".

    Colin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for those of us who's relationship with their mum was a toxic experience.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost 30 years since my mom died, and I still have those moments.

    Cheryl Ramsay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom's been gone 26 years and I still miss her terribly.

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    Herb Tarlac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's "I want to go home"

    Birb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't ask for my mom. I need an ouija board.

    Rodney McKay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is impossible to be around. I'm quite happy for her to stay where she is (away from me).

    RajunCajun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen grown men in the military cry for their mother.

    Bi-Polar Express
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember the last time I wanted my mom anywhere near me. Maybe not universal. Some moms suck.

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    Saggi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro was waiting all year to pull out that one.

    charli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna know how she has 640 unread messages. i could never!

    Hannah Finley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SIX HUNDRED AND FORTY UNREAD MESSAGES

    Regina phalange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I strive to have this kind of relationship

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    Although those times seem to have come and gone, the ingrained notions of what being a woman is about continue to this day. In the 19th century, American women were expected to be mothers and homemakers—nothing more. Now, as described by Aurée de Carbon, women have become “slaves to society’s impossible expectations,” wanting women to be independent, strong, sexually driven, perfect mothers, excellent wives, and outstanding professionals.

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    The Wonder Woman mentality is one that is impossible to forge into reality, as one cannot be omnipresent in a perfect manner for each task that awaits them each and every day. The balance between work and home has yet to be established, noted, or approved of for women, as the gift of “equality” has been set upon unequal ground. Or so it seems at the very least.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does this mean that the mom doesn't want the boy to date an astrologer? If so, good for you mom.

    Nicole Weymann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at the risk of receiving a *whoosh!*: the supposed girl seems to have taken the phone and tried to open a site with a security check to spy him out/abuse his account/whatever

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    RajunCajun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the same answer when I called my mom to ask what a Mormon was.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Astrology. I can't think of another reason time and place of birth would be important.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude was probably just trying to get star map of his birth! But still, there's only one letters difference between astronomy and astrology, so probably a good idea to play it safe.

    Mike Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1? Number? Does the other one not count? Still upvoted.

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    Jessi Lovely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was applying for something lol

    Splašená sardel
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    3 years ago

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss pre-pandemic me. And pre-9/11 me. And pre-$hi#-got-real me. I'm just going to go cry now...

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we still don't have hoverboards.

    Saggi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the f*****g flying cars. I was told there would be flying cars, I want my money back.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello darkness my old friend 😒

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of people when asked something say "It was before my time" as an excuse to anything that is history.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now … that's 9 years ago!!!

    Kat Hague
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad you are older, May you have a long and healthy life

    Gurl Boss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your son needs help! 😂 😂

    Doug Parsons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so your child does not understand fiction either

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demolition Man was worse, their 'near future' was way off. Still not there. Be Well.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have on his tombstone… “I told you I was sick “

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these just seem "people" related. But I actually prefer that.

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    Green Eyed Raven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. So very true. Take care of yourself.

    N Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a F***k (because some words aren't going to make it past the BP censor you can work the detail out for yourself)

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    Somebodys grandmother
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5'5" or 167 cm is the average for women in denmark. 5'11" or 180 is the average for men... So it really depends were you are from...

    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that was a huge difference, but realised by about 17cm taller than me. Although, we aren't at the dizzying heights of 167 or 180cm. :) I was short when I lived in the UK, but I moved to a little island, and now I'm a nice average height.

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    Jrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to lie. 5'7" is just a tad less than the average human male height in the world, and in most of the developed countries the average male height is over 5'8". Average human female height is just 5'2", with developed countries rarely going up to 5'5"

    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA 5'7" is in the 24th percentile for male population, meaning 76% of the males in the country are taller. For female population, it's in the 89th percentile, meaning only 11% of the women are taller.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so apparently american women are only attracted to men with hair (source: hollywood movies), and men that are 6ft or taller (source: tinder).

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't rely on those sources for...well, anything really.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, some women do lie about their height because they think being tall is unfeminine. The woman I dated throughout college told people she was 5'8". When pressed, she would admit to 5'10". But when she stood next to me (not in high heels - she never wore them), the top of her head was even with the middle of my ear. And I was over 6'4". She was easily six feet tall but would never admit it.

    Louisa Spoke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I’m 5ft 9. I have had men tell me they are 6ft and are shorter than me.

    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a bunch of bananas tall. Like, if you separated them and lined them up end-to-end. 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

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    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught my baby cousin how to say some things, and now she'll randomly yell "SUSSY BAKA" whenever she's excited. She's three and can already go "ratio". I'm so proud...

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older teen daughter taught my nephew the term "chocolate starfish* in reference to his naked b u t t h o l e .....he was only 6 and had a habit of running around our holiday villa naked after his shower when the whole family holidayed together last year....my sis in laws face was priceless!!!!

    Michael Reed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taught my nephew to point at father and say "ha ha, you're ginger". Father is ginger, mwahahaha.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite was my nephew saying "sunny bix!"

    Naomi Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my lil cousin says the goofy phrase i taught him.

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, my niece and nephew grew up with verbally artistic parents. So my use of equally artistic language was not really an issue. However, I do insist that it be used correctly and not as a weapon.

    Jesus Ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually dislike this, because that's showing disrespect to the parents. I don't want to be a knowingly corrupting factor to someone's growth. Besides, I love my sister, her husband, and my two nephews too much to do that.

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    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I can't get you a dinosaur but I can maybe get you a boyfriend/ girlfriend

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    Saggi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I would rather a dinosaur then a boyfriend. I could use this to my advantage.

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life finds a way...onto a flatbed truck.

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago

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    Depends on how old the girl is.

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad sounds like a dinosaur. Problem solved itself.

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth did those puny straps hold a T-Rex?? (if it's from a movie).

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if its anything like a horse you don't need much to control the head and the body will follow

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    banana for scale
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok ik everyone is talking about the meme but can someone give me some context for this photo

    Terry Fergusson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't nothing more frustrated than a T-Rex trying to mast....te.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's a recreation, you're telling me he couldn't find a plaid shirt? We sure they're the same people? Just I have doubts.

    Alison M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman in the blue jacket does not look like woman in the meme photo.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought so too. The nose is wrong. I suppose she could have had surgery, but it would be an odd assumption to make!

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the girls made an attempt to recreate the colors they were wearing and the guy is like...nope.

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those people are the people in the picture.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not them... It's fake.

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    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to read this 3 times. Apart from being dyslexic there's little excuse to write this terribly.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and even dyslexics could be expected to put in a period/full stop at the end of a sentence, FFS.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: 'My friend's boyfriend just called me, asking where my friend is. I told him she was asleep on my couch, as she had gotten drunk the previous evening. I said to him, "Would you like me to wake her up?", and he said, "No; she's actually right here with me. I was proving to her that all her friends are liars." I was still in character though, so I said to him, "Well, who is on my couch then??" '

    AG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, if you need your friend to lie, it's a huge red flag

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    thatlesbiantacocat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that Bella's friend, we'll call her Kathy, has a bf. The bf called Bella to ask where Kathy was. Bella said on the couch drunk. Bf said that he was only calling to prove Kathy's friends were liars because Kathy was with him. Then Bella said, who tf was on her couch?

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    Lisa Zehr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he proved is that she has at least one friend that will do anything for her.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what this is saying.

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in character girl, she may need you in the future lol.

    Gabriela
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when a man’s buddies do it, it’s “bro code”. 🙄

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    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best ways to clean or tidy is to get a friend to come round, and you work on it together. Then the next time you go over to their place and repeat.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait for the Do My Taxes party.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s my weekly Liquor and Laundry party

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make this happen in 2 easy steps: 1) Host an OCD support group at your house 2) Leave your unfolded clothes lying all around You’re welcome 😜

    Puck
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then we'll vacuum with our earpods in and sing very loudly and nobody complains about that...

    TheBadHalfofHel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I match the socks?!? PLEEEAAASSSS?!? 🧦🥰

    lil bear bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my friends already do this XD

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *The fighting begins on whose house the party will be at. Spoiler alert, it's just a bunch of parents and tired adults planning the party.

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    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to bring her , the favorite flower and candy , just Because

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to bring him flowers and candy too. What a sweetheart.

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    RJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read and re-read that post and I still can't shake this feeling that this is ever-so-slightly toxic. AITA?

    the shy platypus from nextdoor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's serious than it may be toxic but maybe she was joking? I guess we'll never know 🤷

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    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the winter I try to go to bed before my wife and lie on her side to warm it up for her.

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waved out of the car from the house to the end of the road everyday after one of those days!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she's not sleeping, just pretending? Weird.

    Coolwhip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When he kisses her it probably wakes her up a little, so when she woke up to nothing she knew something was off.

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    Mrs. EW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, every time my hubs does this for the past 2 decades. Although, when he does kiss me goodbye, I pretend I’m sleeping and just grunt lol

    K.A. Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly hate forehead kisses - just don't.

    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kissing adds years to your life - that was the conclusion of a study done in Germany in the 1990s. I remember reading that kissing also correlated with fewer road traffic accidents too. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/stronger-the-broken-places/201907/kissing-adds-years-your-life

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    ️‍ saturn the furry (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just have bad hygiene or are homophobic and that’s why I wouldn’t date them. Not just because I want to be angsty.

    Dan davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a million red flags. Hygiene I get…….

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    yesishiptheholytrinityimgaywtp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its called having standards, and knowing what u deserve

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story of my life and every single girl I have ever come to know. XD

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, love a good incel meme 🙄

    Savannah Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but maybe the guy is wonky and women just have a sense of these things... just my opinion

    Sofie Bøge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the voices who says this in my head XD

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then she posts wanting to know why he didn't ask her a second time.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, for one, attract mosquitoes and annoying scammer calls…

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My only fear is drowning! Oh shite, are the melting icecaps my fault?

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’d have to figure out wut a healthy relationship was first…

    Milo_ThatsBasicallyIt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is true, I attract roller coasters, spiders, the dark, Ennard from Fnaf, strangers, repeating decimals, heights, insects, coming out, low batteries, gum under the desks at school, my future, life becoming a monotonous loop, tornadoes, hurricanes, letting people down, loneliness, stickers not being able to peel off, repeating decimals (I know I already said it-) etc, etc-

    Azolane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would explain why spiders pop out of nowhere everywhere I go.

    Saggi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I attract forgetting people and memories? Well the universe got the forgetting part right, they just f****d up the rest of that fear

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With apologies to Winston Churchill, of course. Bessie: "Winston, you are drunk". Churchill, "My dear you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly".

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!" "Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it."

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    Tuna Beach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was right, inside and out.

    Owen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage.

    Wayne Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just going home to be ugly some more...homed status has nothing to do with beauty...maybe she mentioned that you were ugly because of your actions? Did you ignore her and step over her while walking past? Same sort that ignore homeless people yet go insane about a lost cat found outside. Priorities people!

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention, anyone can find themselves homeless due to unforeseen circumstances. I almost found myself in that situation, so I would never use that as an insult. Karma!

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, BP, indeed. Give a positive comment on every cat image and you will be a leader!

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a lie, no One is to stupid for Twitter lol, just look at its owner.....

    Lydia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you think we are all here :)

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picks out another good book. "Aaah"

    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twitter can always have more stupid, it's entertaining

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the library. I'll meet you there.

    this violent end (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i say this with all contempt: you can never be too stupid for twitter.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a. minute! Did I get that right? "Two Stupid For Twitter" ??? What's next - too heavy for gravity? Too wet for water?

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    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not her ruler….if she wants to lick the sidewalk she can effing lick the sidewalk. HE doesn’t “let” her do anything. She is her own person and can be accountable for her own actions. Now, when he breaks up with her cuz she’s effing cray cray for licking the damn sidewalk that’s his free will too. Hahaha.

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    Damitria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....go through a bad experience alone.

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …….spiral into the depths of depression and jump off the nearest bridge

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a red flag to me 😂 (unless your boyfriend is a cat)

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    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink and drive? One of the few acceptable endings to that sentence

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear platforms after the incident

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of good answers to this that makes her look like the crazy one. Besides the expression she has on her face.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had friends tell me this. It sounds controlling and often times is meant to be.

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how they make little kids go hug relatives when they don’t want to. Kids should be allowed to have boundaries too.

    arcane_gamer (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when teachers are like "oh, (name), you're so funny!" and they touch my shoulder. not in s creepy way, but in an affectionate way. i still hate it. i only like being touched by people i know

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A spray bottle filled with water keeps my cat off furniture.

    JustYourAveragePANda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im a hugger- so is my gf. My friend has mastered the "look that they're suppressing a smile and know everything" so she's smiling at us like that. My other friend has the same look. We're both female, so it's hilarious how they just look at each other and then at us like that. Also- sorry for the bad english, im still learning.

    Aria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enid and Wednesday. They'll always hug eventually.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a hug me and I'll punch you in the gut kind of person

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now if i could just get the dog to understand that

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a hugger,but I ask first

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ok with hugs, bit air kisses have no place especially from strangers. The only use in them is letting me know straight away this person is not ever going to be my friend. Grrrrrrr

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    Anna Losonczy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's afraid that her friend said something that she doesn't want the public to know. :D

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    Pigeon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To people who don't understand it: her friend has sent her a vocal message and she is getting her headphones to listen to it because she is afraid if she plays it out loud there will be something embarrassing that she would rather not want everyone around her to to hear. Hope this helps! :)

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I always say, “are you alone? I’m going to count to ten” 😂

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe , depends on the messages, the ear phones are for deciding whether or not to strangle a person. ? Not suggesting this ,just off the top of my head.

    Bi-Polar Express
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't you just listen to it through the phone and not use the speaker? Turn it down a little. Not everyone WANTS to hear your phone.

    urbibestie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's super quiet and you're with someone else though..

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    Jax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even open those in public!

    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more worried if it was from my Mom.

    Artpanda_5sos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are sitting in the corner watching everyone panic about listening to the voice message when you don't have any friends who send them :)

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mental health isn't a contest! (Neither are the other things.)

    GingerPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a weird flex. There shouldn't be a stigma around mental health, but it's also not something to brag about.

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    Bored Retsuko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tee hee something to brag about, I'm so special 🙄

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess we can't ever be in the same room at the same time then 💡

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad to meet my long lost sister!!!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, mental health isn’t something to brag about or make into a contest. What in the world is this thread?!

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I just loaded up the dishwasher and walked away from the other stuff to read BP!!

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Procrastinators, UNITE! Next week.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you able to see my sink right now?

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who took this picture? Who was small enough for the sink?

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy your cookware in bulk at a thrift store and just toss it when it becomes too dirty to use. 'Cause, America.

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donate it. Then it becomes the circle of laziness.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bp, please don't tell me that this has anything to do with women.

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    Jennifer Critchley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BFF is definitely my "ride or die "

    CrazyCatLady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I understand this correctly then I’m so sorry for your loss.

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    Milo_ThatsBasicallyIt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was what my friends were like 💀

    Heather Resatz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so blessed to have two of these blessed bffs ..

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This one made me cry... I lost a best friend in 2021.

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to get that testicle rope thing BP had in an article the other day...

    Milo_ThatsBasicallyIt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mother had my older sister (the eldest) my father almost passed out 😯

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "U WILL DIE!!! you B@*#)%^!

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be a long long time before you get your jollies dear.....LONG.

    Verena Abt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had looked this pretty while giving birth.

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I'm giving birth and a random mal nurse enters the room

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    LK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my children were teenagers, there were times when I suffered from migraines. On a few occasions, they would put me to bed for a nap, tuck me in and either sing to me, or read a story. Despite feeling awful, I felt very much loved.

    Babsevs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at this point ....now the second half of parenthood begins 😂

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they clean up after themselves too!

    Cherreka Wirth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually EXACTLY what my kids do. They like to pretend to be mommy. And as long as they get up in the morning without fighting, I don't institute a bedtime. But me on the other hand falls asleep at 830 every night.

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    Maltaros
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I don't hold back secrets. We even order each other "surprise" presents for each other off the same Amazon account. And sometimes I wish she wouldn't tell me everything from her job.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said "don't tell your mam". Which is reasonable.

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    Dani M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you otherwise look like Chris Hemsworth.. I´ll take either version

    Paulo Freitas
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey i kind of look like bottom Chris Hemsworth, i mean Im not blond, ( i'm bald ), but i have a beard, 2 arms and 2 legs..... Só i kind of look like him....

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you started or ended the year being Thor, then you're nailing some s**t down. Congrats!

    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ended the year alive, and still yourself. That's a major win!

    Rob Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given my current shape, I'd take either.

    JoJoB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love me some Fat Thor!

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Karen entered the English language from Danish, where it has been a short form of "Katherine" since medieval times. It became popular in the English-speaking world in the 1940s.' - Wikipedia

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, she has more than one friend with the same name,. I personally know three Joyce's, five Fays, and four Linda's.

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    Renegade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With my BFF it's, "I may need to be bailed out, please prepare."

    Cathy Lemay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least Catherine's are very honest about your intentions.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I text that to people. 😆 in different words.

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    fs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after taking 6 shots: "Go save yourself while you still can, I'm not going to make it anyway."

    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understood 'shots' as 'injections/vaccinations' rather than alcoholic drinks. Quite a different proposition!

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually have 7 more shots before I have reload, unless its the AKm, then I have 24 more shots.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do that. I had a relation that became a toxic relation for the last 2 years, and then a toxic ex-relation for another 2 years. That's bad for everyone.

    KyaKouture
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me on the bus one day, girl in the back of the bus was talking about texting her ex, I didn't even know who she was so I didn't wanna get involved in something I didn't know about..but in my mind, I was like "Nooooooo...Don't do it, Girl!"

    Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You miss all the shots you don't take

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    martin734
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr, who's taking the photo?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The third comfortable person in this relationship. See, that's why it works so good.

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say no! Been married almost 15 years and this is not gonna happen! The sounds I hear from the other room are bad enough!!

    Anouk T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 15 years of marriage neither of you needed to desperately use the bathroom while the other one was already in there? Or are you really embarassed about basic human body functions?

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who posted that: mirror girl, toilet boy, or WHOEVER took the pic?! Following the headline this stable relationship is a threesome

    Emma Pitkin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s taking the picture 🤢🤢

    Whatshername
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why I don't understand toilets in the bathroom. (Of course I understand when there's no room for a wall).

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I don't understand it either. My old house, the toilet and bathroom were separated. But at the new house they're together and it just doesn't make sense. I mean at least we have two toilets now but still lol

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    Undercover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is he completely naked if he's just using the toilet?

    Mitz87
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who clicked the picture ? Their cat maybe.

    Joey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is; who's taking the picture?

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuk … I need my privacy!

    Felicia Baxter
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    4 months ago

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to listen to the whining anymore. Hooray for you!!

    Colin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They call that hobosexual

    Joi Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP delivers again. I was gonna say that! Glad the term is gaining traction!

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    Kel WNC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are called Hobo-sexuals. They enter into a relationship because they need a place to live. The cold weather brings them out in droves.

    Shawn Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like my manipulative middle stepchild.

    Marivali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooofff, right in the feels

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    the big dipper ️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the shoe fit so perfectly how tf did it fall off

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Cinderella never asked for a Prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing the pumpkin/carriage was not made by Tesla. It would have caught fire at midnight.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prince's plan is to find her via her extremely average foot size.

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    Eva Kašu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean that hideous skirt? Because that belly is hot af.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tube top as a skirt really ruins an outfit.

    Lydia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with the body - but the outfit though ....I am not body shaming, but this is really a poor choice of cloth. Again, nothing wrong with the body, but still wouldn't emphasise the parts you yourself say ruin it all.

    Debby Keir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this - if she feels 'it's the thing that ruins all her outfits', then maybe it's the outfits that are wrong, rather than her.

    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how supportive this comment section is <333

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man, i don't see anything ruined there.

    Furious George
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just not a flattering skirt. Nothing else wrong here.

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. There is nothing wrong with her body but it doesn't mean she shouldn't choose clothes that flatter her instead of calling attention to what she might see as "problem areas". And, as guy, I would say showing less is actually more attractive.

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    T-Time
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curves are and will always be sexy!

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, stick figures with visible bones is awful.

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    Bored Seb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to have those shoes!

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    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocs make no sense. I always wear mine in sport mode, otherwise they slip off and it's sensory hell...but nOOOooOooOoO I'M the WeIrD oNe

    urbibestie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm the opposite. it feels super weird on the back of my heel and my feet have a pretty good grip on them anyways even when i'm dancing but that's just me.

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    Jesus Ortiz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife absolutely loves crocs, I don't. They're so ugly! She loves to wear them everywhere, and I like how she feels in them. I tease her every now and again. She teases me about wearing sandals everywhere though.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked like a weird banana at first glance

    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering if this would keep my toes warm

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    Eva Kašu
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he is a prince like in this picture...and I know I can drag him to the bottom and he will move out of his home country for me.

    Vedette Aecus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, the Karen in that relationship is Megan. Total narcissist

    Dimp1961
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She distanced herself from her own family, fair enough. But to throw all that hate onto Harry's is just plain wrong.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s making his own “choice”. But this is so darned obvious. Cut and run before it’s too late. It may already be.

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    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uck! I cannot stand that evil woman!

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    Amused panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh-oh. I read that without a pause and it completely changed the meaning....boyfriend now cannibal

    Colin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannibalism is not illegal. How you obtain that meal though might be.

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    arcane_gamer (they/them)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gf also cleans up and their cat seems to not like this

    TeenieMeanie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack loves cooking his family and friends. Use punctuation, don’t be a psycho like Jack.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born ready. No? Why not? OK.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one's easy to solve. You just give the arrival time as 1.5 hours earlier than it actually is. Partner then has an hour to faff and half an hour travel time.

    Lydia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just go as you are - or how you can look within 15 minutes. Not good enough for the boy - you have the wrong boyfriend. I mean - I am good enough for me - no sh*tload of makeup would change that.

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    Scarlett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my soulmate is hiding under a rock somewhere.

    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hiding under a rock but im a straight girl so keep looking

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Got so many flaws that leak out that not even flex seal tape helps !

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you ever stare at individual features too long and realize how weird they look but when you zoom out it all makes sense again... Maybe just me at 4 am ..

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe, he's memorizing your face ,just in case he is tempted.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lol, if a dude thinks you're Ugly he wont look at you, if he's looking at you, he's liking what he's seeying.

    Milo_ThatsBasicallyIt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or he’s tryna figure out if you’re someone he knows or not :0

    cadena kuhn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In HS I went with my bf to get glasses for the first time. He put them on gave me a weird look and took them off. He was just getting used to the difference but legit thought oh God he just realized I'm ugly...we had been together for like 2 yrs

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea but wheelchair folks like to travel via the travel channel!! Lol

    Saggi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You seem to be forgetting an important factor called ✨ parents ✨

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I need my sister to get stranded out of state again? Okay .

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's out of their fücking mind this morning.

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's WE ? They can come and do my laundry too.

    sheetzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fold, absolutely! Put away... that'll take 2 days

    Jesus Ortiz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom taught me to always fold and put away my laundry as soon as it's dried when I was a teenager. It's been an integral part of me. How I helped my wife get into that habit, was to convince her that she can warm her hands in the freshly dried clothes as she and I put them away. Baby steps.

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if my mom is the silent treatment type?

    VonBlade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *ominous strings start up* We will talk about this when they leave.

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    Ivana Bašić
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are we still friends if I tell you to walk away from that?

    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless your mom likes to yell at in a foreign language…then all your friends can do is just pick up on the tone ! But I know my friend well enough to know that when his mama yells Chacla ! I know the shoe is coming off ! Lol

    Rilmar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless your mam acts all nice in front of other people and only yells at you after they leave... ask me how I know

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can take cooking lessons/ classes together!

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok we use the triangle to discern. We know that we get to pick two of three. Intelligent/hot/emotionally stable. If you're intelligent and hot we assume you are also not emotionally stable. Etc.

    Rilmar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm none of the three, so joke's on you

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    A random nerd <3
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad in a nutshell. Two fridges! TWO!!! Has memberships at all the grocery stores to save money! I don't know why he decided he needs to find and get the cheapest stuff but here we are.

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't bother, but I need it to stay alive. Literally.

    Alexej Dvorak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might not be the point of this, but there's a thousand things you better cut back on before spending less on food (quality).

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    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a BP censoring. Maybe just a weird typo in the original.

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    Anouk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda content really has taken a nose-dive recently.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is pretty damn pitiful. BoredPanda used to be the place you would go to escape Buzzfeed and Reddit as it posted a lot of great artwork and funny posts and feel good articles. Now, all I see is negative listicles reposted from Reddit. BoredPanda also practices censorship now and bans good users for getting downvoted for having a different opinion. I’m so confused since BoredPanda has actual writers on staff. Why the heck aren’t they using them?

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We love Terry Crews!! What a sweet man!

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    nooneimportant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well not to brag but i had a notebook and a pencil with a silly eraser.

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    Chris Ramage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take offense at that, I love apple sauce

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone blocks you from being able to contact them via text, social media, etc. Then they decide to give you another chance and unblock you. Then you do something and they block you again. I'm assuming that's what this means

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    3 years ago

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    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet.and a little creepy.

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    Bored Retsuko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lol I don't even know what severe ADHD is, I'm so funny!"

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, let’s make fun of people with ADHD…so freaking hilarious!

    Damon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine watching your boyfriend sleep, posting some creepy comment infantilising the guy youre f*****g online, then chastising HIS behaviour

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re also like you. They jst like you are hiding their “imperfections” online while feeling like s**t

    Veronica Alejandre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean to compare being pregnant in HS vs carefree party girl

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    Damon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both seem like acceptable choices but only one party is bitter about their choice

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    cadena kuhn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the peak of the relationship when they know u love and trust them enough to be ur true self

    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always told the person that I'm with, I truly don't care what you're wearing, I want you to be comfortable. (I prefer no socks with sandals but whatever lol) but disregarding basic everyday or twice a day hygiene, yuck. That's a no no. But for Pete's sake, shower, change clothes and brush your teeth.

    SkinnyMini
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do my hair and makeup because I like it. Bf liking it is an added bonus but truly that stuff is for me! In my experience most of us don’t do it to catch someone 🤦🏼‍♀️

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago

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    I make a point of upping my game when I am with someone so they get the message that you are meant to maintain your quality, not let it go to sh1t. It's a subtle warning. Do as I do, or I ship out. I maintain the standards, so do you.

    Lolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make a point of being the same person I was before I met them. Always better to be yourself. Isn't it better to be loved for who you are rather than the person you have pushed yourself to become? The mask will always slip eventually when you get tired of pushing

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    Oliver Coine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were me, I'd text the guy. But I'd be asking for a date, sleep with him, take a pic (like sleeping on my shoulder or something), and send it to her with the caption "there's nothing between us".

    Ace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking. You bought and paid for her, now she's behaving like a common prostitute... oh wait...

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd definitely reply f-off and block her.

    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so crappy!! He should send the guy screenshots of EVERYTHING! Photos and all!

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    The Sassy Wife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is us. 4 daughters, all spoiled by their (handsome) bald Dad but the youngest daughter, ah yes, she is 100% Daddy's girl.

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she wants a man who can't have healthy non-s*xual relationship with women? Yikes.

    Im_ya_girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke, relax. Why people gotta take shît so literally.

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend overreacts a lot. As soon as I start talking (anyhting serious or slightly funny), she starts laughing as if she heard the best joke of the century. I kind of find it annoying as I didn’t even finish the sentence. I really do wonder if she will die of laughter or not

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew! Why would you want to apply something that looks like spider legs to your face!?!

    Im_ya_girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people like it. You can not like it and still state that in a more bc respectful manner.

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    Jessi Lovely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao such a problematic post 🤦🏾‍♀️

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe and I'm just guessing... Most other child stars derailed after being in showbiz. Disney and nickelodeon stars mostly. And she never ended up in the spotlight for making trouble. And she is gorgeous.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Hillary Duff? Wow.....

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lot of cosmetic work… What was the point of this? Unproblematic?? Pretty sure her life has had problems..

    Splašená sardel
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    3 years ago

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    sorry but no... she's 35 and looks like a plastic 45

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    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name should have been Mary because she's quite contrary.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that went from reasonable to insane really quickly.

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think she’s making 125k as a manager at a drive-in. So basically she IS looking for a sugar daddy.

    Jillexern95
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just gonna end up like Nicole Watterson.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm, might that a misdemeanor could be dumb ... but a felony?

    marvellady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry… manger at a sonic drive in

    Damon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a satirical tinder profile

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes this is because our closest relative is the bonobo and they also do this. we're not special.

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    Anouk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it - I'm done with this thread. Sorry BP but you really need to up your game and stop posted this c**p. It's illiterate, unfunny and just tedious.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This site has truly gone down hill quality wise. It’s a true shame as it used to be a fun website that posted artwork and silly family friendly news stories. Now it censors words, bans users for different opinions, and reposts the same boring c**p from Reddit. I

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    SkinnyMini
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s literally one left..

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    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact : I can't keep a job, a relationship, and never have any money due to all my drinking and jail time.

    Shawn Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tequila in a cherry coke bottle, like half and half. I was like 13, 7th grade. Never got caught, somehow!

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