Powerful, beautiful, positive, independent, kind, strong, smart and bubbly. These are some words to describe a woman, and although each word brings about a dozen different notions, we can all agree that a woman is more than just a definition, or a feeling, or a craving to take over the whole known universe.
As the everyday dawns upon each and every one of us, it seems that there are very specific moments that unite all those who identify with femininity and womanhood. Moments such as using your partner as a radiator as soon as you get into bed, or stealing half of your bestie’s food even though you said you didn’t want any, or the joy of getting your nails done.
All this and more can be seen in the wondrous posts and memes shared in the Facebook group called the “Female Club.” There are many such groups throughout the internet and Bored Panda actually covered another one of them a little while ago; you can check it out here.
Don’t forget to upvote your favorites and leave some comments as you’re scrolling through this hilariously relatable list. Enough talk, let’s get into it!
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I love this comment. I had my first baby at 17. My belly was covered in bright red stretch marks when I reached my 7th month. For years after I felt sick looking at my faded scars. I would hide them and sometimes even cry. Fast forward to 45 years old. I now have 2 grown sons and a toddler girl which was a huge surprise. I look at my body now and think,wow. I have grown 3 babies. How amazing is that. I couldn't care less how my tummy looks now. Just wish I could of spoken to the younger me. I still wouldn't show my belly. But I am no longer ashamed of what it looks like
Good for you! I had my first at 17 in 90, I look down at my belly and think, wow 5 of them was in there that’s why there’s a bulge, another piece of cake for me, no guilt
Load More Replies...Every single child a mother has afterwards will leave a similar imprint on her body, too. Even if a pregnancy doesn't go to full term or if you have an abortion, these cells still migrate into your bloodstream. Research has shown that if a mother's heart is injured, fetal cells will rush to the site of the injury and change into different types of cells that specialize in mending the heart. The baby helps repair the mother, while the mother builds the baby. How cool is that? This is often why certain illnesses vanish while pregnant. It’s incredible how mothers bodies protect the baby at all costs, and the baby protects & rebuilds the mother back - so that the baby can develop safely and survive. Think about crazy cravings for a moment. What was the mother deficient in that the baby made them crave? Studies have also shown cells from a fetus in a mothers brain 18 years after she gave birth. How amazing is that?”
If you’re a mom you know how you can intuitively feel your child even when they are not there….Well, now there is scientific proof that moms carry them for years and years even after they have given birth to them. I find this to be so very beautiful
Load More Replies...A womens body is amazing. Check this out: When pregnant, the cells of the baby migrate into the mothers bloodstream and then circle back into the baby, it’s called “fetal-maternal microchimerism”. For 41 weeks, the cells circulate and merge backwards and forwards, and after the baby is born, many of these cells stay in the mother’s body, leaving a permanent imprint in the mothers tissues, bones, brain, and skin, and often stay there for decades.
Somehow these didn’t post in order. Lol. This is the first post to the other two. Thanks I know it’s TL but worth knowing!
Load More Replies...I was on a military base & saw a young woman who looked to have had each of her children less than a year apart. As she was getting out of her car in gym wear I expected the worst. She had 3 kids. She was a freakin' thoroughbred. An incredibly hot body, flat tummy, not a single stretch mark. She must have been the bane of all other women out there.
I’ve seen this so many times, but it’s still epic, you go female human!
What’s the password? What, Female Club? Don’t you know that the first rule of Female Club is you don’t talk about Female Club? Oh, did I get it confused with Fight Club, my bad… Wait, how do you know about that one?
Regardless of this silly intro, we’re talking about “Female Club,” a Facebook group which houses discussions, memes, and the relatable hilarity of being a woman. One may say that it’s the day and age that causes the issue, but we shouldn’t live with the mindset of nostalgia—”it was so much better back in 1201!”—as things weren’t all Guns and Roses.
Surprised no one mentioned that you could get pregnant even if a man does not have an orgasm. This is why the "pull and pray" method of birth control is so risky - there is sperm in pre-ejaculate that leaks from the penis before orgasm.
Yes. I have 2 kids to show for that method 🙈
Load More Replies...Only if the guy doesn't know what he's doing. It's really not that hard since there are many ways to archive that
Go on about the archiving bit, sounds interesting 😉
Load More Replies...There are always a few auto-downvoting types who come on BP and do just that - downvote people, regardless of the comment. It usually balances out because there are (thankfully) more upvoters who come along later.
Load More Replies...not true. I generally ensure my partner comes and if she does not, I do not either. She must always.
No, she doesn't have to at all. Many women don't and it sucks when a man doesn't listen to his partner and decides SHE'S WRONG ABOUT HER OWN ORGASM. Sex is often about more than just an orgasm, and of that's all she wants she can get a toy designed for just that. You should generally ensure your partner has a good time, period.
Load More Replies...Sounds funny till you learn that throughout history this “logic” was used to disprove rape. She’s pregnant, ergo she orgasmed, ergo she enjoyed it, ergo no rape.
Someone downvoted you. I guess they were... butt hurt!
Load More Replies...Have you ever seen the pictures of wrestlers from ancient Greece? Just saying, you are probably on to something.
Load More Replies...You know there are hundreds of cultures where a man can touch another man, and even hugh him, and this is not a big affaire, don't you know?
Many of you may have heard of gentlemen’s clubs. They’d been around since the 18th century, or so CNN states. A safe haven for men to relax with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a newspaper in the other, whilst ignoring the perplexities of daily life. The original clubs are said to have started up in the West End of London, but exist all over the world with varying levels of exclusivity.
So what about women’s clubs? Should they not have a space to meet up with their fellow ladies, enjoy a glass of wine and discuss the newest inventions of the world? Well, they didn’t until the late 19th century and they began as something a little more complex than a private social club for people looking to enjoy the finer things in life.
Was invited to a party once, got lost looking for their street, gave up after an hour and a half and went home. The following Monday, I told them I couldn't find their street sign..."oh, sorry, our street doesn't have a sign." WTF!!!
Alabama Directions: Go down to Dairy Queen what used to be a Dairy King and turn left. Drive until you find the field with a brown cow with one white eye and turn right..... Now I give Directions like this.
Literally just did this 2 days ago! I was visiting my mother. In the next town over, there is a shop I wanted to visit. Knowing parking in that town was a pain in the a**e 10 years ago, I assumed it would be even worse now. I asked mammy where would be a good place to park as she knows the area really well, 'Just after the bridge into town on your left is a new Aldi, you can't miss it! Just park in their car park'. I drove around the town 4 times before giving up, parking 2 miles outside of town and walking in. On the way I passed the Aldi and actually said out loud 'How the f**k did I miss that? It's huge'.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions
I never knew it until I read this, but I am now sure that I transformed into a couch years ago and just never went back.
i did this..... but only because i had bad flu at Christmas and it pretty much knocked my a*s down for a week
'Hello, is that Benedict Cumberbatch, we've got a new documentary for you to narrate on.....(hears click and then nothing).... hello....HELLO'
The women’s club movement unfolded alongside the suffrage movement, or in simpler terms, the right to vote. They were revolutionary destinations where women could work, gather and learn alongside one another—and, in some cases, plot their next moves in the fight for equality.
The voluntary clubs were originally formed by women who had been denied access to the major institutions of America's democratic civil society. Women were either completely excluded or severely restricted in roles of political parties, labor unions, professional organizations, universities, and even charitable and benevolent organizations up until the 20th century.
A student who writes this kind of text, without any mistakes, (especially in the US) deserves to be forgiven.
If it's a May Bug i'll pray for her they are about the scariest bug we can produce in the UK
I would go and save her, but i don't like bugs either.... You're on your own....
Yes they are, those things are extremely high on cholesterol
Load More Replies...onion rings really are better. They are more delicious and do not involve commitment to someone with annoying habits.
Sorosis, formed in 1868 by journalist Jane “Jennie June” Croly and anti-slavery advocate Julia Ward Howe in Boston, was recognized as the first women’s club—launched with the intention of having a place for women to “dwell together in unity.” They valued education and called for women’s admittance to institutions of higher learning, but they also addressed the abysmal conditions of working girls in factories and appealed for the betterment of workplace abuses.
Ava Graham noted that in 1869, alongside the women’s club emergence, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony established the National Woman’s Suffrage Association (NWSA). As explained by Maureen A.Flanagan on Encyclopedia.com, millions of women who joined the clubs were determined to insert women's voices and ideas into public affairs. At times they used the metaphor of "municipal housekeeping" to describe and justify their efforts, as well as deflect resistance from men.
This makes me really sad, I grew up thinking I was fat, and unattractive with small eyes (I had buck teeth until I was 12 and someone said a year or two later something about my eyes being small). I then found a school photo with my friends and we must have been 16, and I couldn’t believe it - my skin was glowing, my eyes weren’t beady, my teeth straight, and I would love to have my hair look like that now, I even had a defined jawline back then! Children can be mean! I wish I had never believed them!
Like clockwork. I look back at old pictures of myself and wonder why that person didn't think they were enough.
Load More Replies...My mother spent my entire life telling me I was fat, and it's true now. However, looking at women who are 135-ish now, I was average. Thanks, 95-pound mom. Thanks for nothing.
Please remember that it will keep on working like that. People in their 90ties are like - wow wish I was 80 again, I could still see then. People in their 80ties are like - wow if I were only 70 again; I could still walk then. Enjoy life now. I'm not saying that it only gets worse - there's beauty in getting older as well. However, enjoy things while you can...You are always going to be good enough - because there is only one like you.
And this fellow Pandas is why you need to start appreciating yourselves before it's too late, as Lydia says. Constant backwards looking regret is a waste of your life.
No kidding. I look back and I'm like i was tiny! And I had a waist!! And now ... Shaped like a potato 🥔 😓
You are beautiful every single day, no matter your age or weight. Love yourself as you are!
Lol right!? Same here. I wish I could go back and go easier on myself because I was so much better looking than I thought and had a great body but I never thought I did. I had probably the worst self-esteem of anyone you'd ever meet. I constantly compared myself to others and always felt like I was so ugly. And that insecurity did a number on me and I went on to gain a lot of weight that spiraled for sure. I can't look at pictures of myself when I was younger because I just get really upset and wish I had been less hard on that poor girl. I wish I'd treated her better and didn't let people influence her the way I did.
My Mom drives me a little loopy sometimes but I always need her. I don't necessarily need something from her, I just want to see her and have a chat, maybe make her bed or do her dishes for her. It's the little things in life, small gestures to say, "thanks for being my Mom".
Except for those of us who's relationship with their mum was a toxic experience.
Almost 30 years since my mom died, and I still have those moments.
My Mom's been gone 26 years and I still miss her terribly.
Load More Replies...My mom is impossible to be around. I'm quite happy for her to stay where she is (away from me).
I can't remember the last time I wanted my mom anywhere near me. Maybe not universal. Some moms suck.
You should see my mom's unread messages, she's close to 1.000
Load More Replies...Although those times seem to have come and gone, the ingrained notions of what being a woman is about continue to this day. In the 19th century, American women were expected to be mothers and homemakers—nothing more. Now, as described by Aurée de Carbon, women have become “slaves to society’s impossible expectations,” wanting women to be independent, strong, sexually driven, perfect mothers, excellent wives, and outstanding professionals.
The Wonder Woman mentality is one that is impossible to forge into reality, as one cannot be omnipresent in a perfect manner for each task that awaits them each and every day. The balance between work and home has yet to be established, noted, or approved of for women, as the gift of “equality” has been set upon unequal ground. Or so it seems at the very least.
does this mean that the mom doesn't want the boy to date an astrologer? If so, good for you mom.
at the risk of receiving a *whoosh!*: the supposed girl seems to have taken the phone and tried to open a site with a security check to spy him out/abuse his account/whatever
Load More Replies...Astrology. I can't think of another reason time and place of birth would be important.
Load More Replies...Dude was probably just trying to get star map of his birth! But still, there's only one letters difference between astronomy and astrology, so probably a good idea to play it safe.
1? Number? Does the other one not count? Still upvoted.
Load More Replies...I miss pre-pandemic me. And pre-9/11 me. And pre-$hi#-got-real me. I'm just going to go cry now...
Oh the f*****g flying cars. I was told there would be flying cars, I want my money back.
Load More Replies...This reminds me of people when asked something say "It was before my time" as an excuse to anything that is history.
A lot of these just seem "people" related. But I actually prefer that.
Load More Replies...Give a F***k (because some words aren't going to make it past the BP censor you can work the detail out for yourself)
Load More Replies...Nowadays, the clubs have shifted into something more modern, becoming exclusive hubs for networking, business development, and, most importantly, rest and relaxation away from the male gaze—a way of portraying and looking at women that empowers men while sexualizing and diminishing women. This is not to say that women’s clubs of today are simply defined by their fiscal prosperity—as their founding values are reminiscent of the original women’s clubs.
In a world which often seems ruled by turmoil and chaos, spaces where women can pursue positive change and revel in their collective, diverse power are reassuring and comforting. So, as you continue to scroll through this hilarious list, ponder, dear reader, whether you’d like to be part of such a club yourself. Leave your thoughts in the comments and I shall see you in the next one!
5'5" or 167 cm is the average for women in denmark. 5'11" or 180 is the average for men... So it really depends were you are from...
I was thinking that was a huge difference, but realised by about 17cm taller than me. Although, we aren't at the dizzying heights of 167 or 180cm. :) I was short when I lived in the UK, but I moved to a little island, and now I'm a nice average height.
Load More Replies...No need to lie. 5'7" is just a tad less than the average human male height in the world, and in most of the developed countries the average male height is over 5'8". Average human female height is just 5'2", with developed countries rarely going up to 5'5"
In the USA 5'7" is in the 24th percentile for male population, meaning 76% of the males in the country are taller. For female population, it's in the 89th percentile, meaning only 11% of the women are taller.
Load More Replies...so apparently american women are only attracted to men with hair (source: hollywood movies), and men that are 6ft or taller (source: tinder).
I wouldn't rely on those sources for...well, anything really.
Load More Replies...Oh, some women do lie about their height because they think being tall is unfeminine. The woman I dated throughout college told people she was 5'8". When pressed, she would admit to 5'10". But when she stood next to me (not in high heels - she never wore them), the top of her head was even with the middle of my ear. And I was over 6'4". She was easily six feet tall but would never admit it.
Yeah, I’m 5ft 9. I have had men tell me they are 6ft and are shorter than me.
I taught my baby cousin how to say some things, and now she'll randomly yell "SUSSY BAKA" whenever she's excited. She's three and can already go "ratio". I'm so proud...
My older teen daughter taught my nephew the term "chocolate starfish* in reference to his naked b u t t h o l e .....he was only 6 and had a habit of running around our holiday villa naked after his shower when the whole family holidayed together last year....my sis in laws face was priceless!!!!
Taught my nephew to point at father and say "ha ha, you're ginger". Father is ginger, mwahahaha.
I actually dislike this, because that's showing disrespect to the parents. I don't want to be a knowingly corrupting factor to someone's growth. Besides, I love my sister, her husband, and my two nephews too much to do that.
Well, I can't get you a dinosaur but I can maybe get you a boyfriend/ girlfriend
Load More Replies...Damn, I would rather a dinosaur then a boyfriend. I could use this to my advantage.
How on earth did those puny straps hold a T-Rex?? (if it's from a movie).
if its anything like a horse you don't need much to control the head and the body will follow
Load More Replies...ok ik everyone is talking about the meme but can someone give me some context for this photo
not the dude, still looking same thing, same way! 😂
Load More Replies...The woman in the blue jacket does not look like woman in the meme photo.
I thought so too. The nose is wrong. I suppose she could have had surgery, but it would be an odd assumption to make!
Load More Replies...I love how the girls made an attempt to recreate the colors they were wearing and the guy is like...nope.
Had to read this 3 times. Apart from being dyslexic there's little excuse to write this terribly.
...and even dyslexics could be expected to put in a period/full stop at the end of a sentence, FFS.
Load More Replies...Translation: 'My friend's boyfriend just called me, asking where my friend is. I told him she was asleep on my couch, as she had gotten drunk the previous evening. I said to him, "Would you like me to wake her up?", and he said, "No; she's actually right here with me. I was proving to her that all her friends are liars." I was still in character though, so I said to him, "Well, who is on my couch then??" '
I think that Bella's friend, we'll call her Kathy, has a bf. The bf called Bella to ask where Kathy was. Bella said on the couch drunk. Bf said that he was only calling to prove Kathy's friends were liars because Kathy was with him. Then Bella said, who tf was on her couch?
Load More Replies...One of the best ways to clean or tidy is to get a friend to come round, and you work on it together. Then the next time you go over to their place and repeat.
How to make this happen in 2 easy steps: 1) Host an OCD support group at your house 2) Leave your unfolded clothes lying all around You’re welcome 😜
She needs to bring him flowers and candy too. What a sweetheart.
Load More Replies...I read and re-read that post and I still can't shake this feeling that this is ever-so-slightly toxic. AITA?
If she's serious than it may be toxic but maybe she was joking? I guess we'll never know 🤷
Load More Replies...In the winter I try to go to bed before my wife and lie on her side to warm it up for her.
I waved out of the car from the house to the end of the road everyday after one of those days!
When he kisses her it probably wakes her up a little, so when she woke up to nothing she knew something was off.
Load More Replies...Kissing adds years to your life - that was the conclusion of a study done in Germany in the 1990s. I remember reading that kissing also correlated with fewer road traffic accidents too. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/stronger-the-broken-places/201907/kissing-adds-years-your-life
Some people just have bad hygiene or are homophobic and that’s why I wouldn’t date them. Not just because I want to be angsty.
its called having standards, and knowing what u deserve
Story of my life and every single girl I have ever come to know. XD
ok but maybe the guy is wonky and women just have a sense of these things... just my opinion
What? You don't want to extend your car's warranty??
Load More Replies...If this is true, I attract roller coasters, spiders, the dark, Ennard from Fnaf, strangers, repeating decimals, heights, insects, coming out, low batteries, gum under the desks at school, my future, life becoming a monotonous loop, tornadoes, hurricanes, letting people down, loneliness, stickers not being able to peel off, repeating decimals (I know I already said it-) etc, etc-
With apologies to Winston Churchill, of course. Bessie: "Winston, you are drunk". Churchill, "My dear you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly".
"Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!" "Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it."
Load More Replies...Just going home to be ugly some more...homed status has nothing to do with beauty...maybe she mentioned that you were ugly because of your actions? Did you ignore her and step over her while walking past? Same sort that ignore homeless people yet go insane about a lost cat found outside. Priorities people!
Not to mention, anyone can find themselves homeless due to unforeseen circumstances. I almost found myself in that situation, so I would never use that as an insult. Karma!
Load More Replies...Yep, BP, indeed. Give a positive comment on every cat image and you will be a leader!
Load More Replies...Thats a lie, no One is to stupid for Twitter lol, just look at its owner.....
i say this with all contempt: you can never be too stupid for twitter.
Wait a. minute! Did I get that right? "Two Stupid For Twitter" ??? What's next - too heavy for gravity? Too wet for water?
He’s not her ruler….if she wants to lick the sidewalk she can effing lick the sidewalk. HE doesn’t “let” her do anything. She is her own person and can be accountable for her own actions. Now, when he breaks up with her cuz she’s effing cray cray for licking the damn sidewalk that’s his free will too. Hahaha.
Load More Replies...Sounds like a red flag to me 😂 (unless your boyfriend is a cat)
Load More Replies...Had friends tell me this. It sounds controlling and often times is meant to be.
I hate how they make little kids go hug relatives when they don’t want to. Kids should be allowed to have boundaries too.
me when teachers are like "oh, (name), you're so funny!" and they touch my shoulder. not in s creepy way, but in an affectionate way. i still hate it. i only like being touched by people i know
im a hugger- so is my gf. My friend has mastered the "look that they're suppressing a smile and know everything" so she's smiling at us like that. My other friend has the same look. We're both female, so it's hilarious how they just look at each other and then at us like that. Also- sorry for the bad english, im still learning.
I'm ok with hugs, bit air kisses have no place especially from strangers. The only use in them is letting me know straight away this person is not ever going to be my friend. Grrrrrrr
Maybe she's afraid that her friend said something that she doesn't want the public to know. :D
Load More Replies...To people who don't understand it: her friend has sent her a vocal message and she is getting her headphones to listen to it because she is afraid if she plays it out loud there will be something embarrassing that she would rather not want everyone around her to to hear. Hope this helps! :)
Maybe , depends on the messages, the ear phones are for deciding whether or not to strangle a person. ? Not suggesting this ,just off the top of my head.
Couldn't you just listen to it through the phone and not use the speaker? Turn it down a little. Not everyone WANTS to hear your phone.
if it's super quiet and you're with someone else though..
Load More Replies...When you are sitting in the corner watching everyone panic about listening to the voice message when you don't have any friends who send them :)
Mental health isn't a contest! (Neither are the other things.)
What a weird flex. There shouldn't be a stigma around mental health, but it's also not something to brag about.
Load More Replies...Guess we can't ever be in the same room at the same time then 💡
I’m sorry, mental health isn’t something to brag about or make into a contest. What in the world is this thread?!
Buy your cookware in bulk at a thrift store and just toss it when it becomes too dirty to use. 'Cause, America.
Every evening walk both get 15 minutes to vent. When we are home it's all done.
If I understand this correctly then I’m so sorry for your loss.
Load More Replies...Time to get that testicle rope thing BP had in an article the other day...
When my mother had my older sister (the eldest) my father almost passed out 😯
That's actually EXACTLY what my kids do. They like to pretend to be mommy. And as long as they get up in the morning without fighting, I don't institute a bedtime. But me on the other hand falls asleep at 830 every night.
Hey i kind of look like bottom Chris Hemsworth, i mean Im not blond, ( i'm bald ), but i have a beard, 2 arms and 2 legs..... Só i kind of look like him....
Load More Replies...'Karen entered the English language from Danish, where it has been a short form of "Katherine" since medieval times. It became popular in the English-speaking world in the 1940s.' - Wikipedia
Maybe, she has more than one friend with the same name,. I personally know three Joyce's, five Fays, and four Linda's.
Load More Replies...Don't do that. I had a relation that became a toxic relation for the last 2 years, and then a toxic ex-relation for another 2 years. That's bad for everyone.
This happened to me on the bus one day, girl in the back of the bus was talking about texting her ex, I didn't even know who she was so I didn't wanna get involved in something I didn't know about..but in my mind, I was like "Nooooooo...Don't do it, Girl!"
The third comfortable person in this relationship. See, that's why it works so good.
Load More Replies...Just say no! Been married almost 15 years and this is not gonna happen! The sounds I hear from the other room are bad enough!!
In 15 years of marriage neither of you needed to desperately use the bathroom while the other one was already in there? Or are you really embarassed about basic human body functions?
Load More Replies...Who posted that: mirror girl, toilet boy, or WHOEVER took the pic?! Following the headline this stable relationship is a threesome
And that is why I don't understand toilets in the bathroom. (Of course I understand when there's no room for a wall).
Yeah I don't understand it either. My old house, the toilet and bathroom were separated. But at the new house they're together and it just doesn't make sense. I mean at least we have two toilets now but still lol
Load More Replies...BP delivers again. I was gonna say that! Glad the term is gaining traction!
Load More Replies...But Cinderella never asked for a Prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Good thing the pumpkin/carriage was not made by Tesla. It would have caught fire at midnight.
I don't get this - if she feels 'it's the thing that ruins all her outfits', then maybe it's the outfits that are wrong, rather than her.
This. There is nothing wrong with her body but it doesn't mean she shouldn't choose clothes that flatter her instead of calling attention to what she might see as "problem areas". And, as guy, I would say showing less is actually more attractive.
Load More Replies...Crocs make no sense. I always wear mine in sport mode, otherwise they slip off and it's sensory hell...but nOOOooOooOoO I'M the WeIrD oNe
i'm the opposite. it feels super weird on the back of my heel and my feet have a pretty good grip on them anyways even when i'm dancing but that's just me.
Load More Replies...My wife absolutely loves crocs, I don't. They're so ugly! She loves to wear them everywhere, and I like how she feels in them. I tease her every now and again. She teases me about wearing sandals everywhere though.
Oh , Headless Roach, you are a joy , always leave me laughing.
Load More Replies...Well, if he is a prince like in this picture...and I know I can drag him to the bottom and he will move out of his home country for me.
She distanced herself from her own family, fair enough. But to throw all that hate onto Harry's is just plain wrong.
He’s making his own “choice”. But this is so darned obvious. Cut and run before it’s too late. It may already be.
Load More Replies...Oh-oh. I read that without a pause and it completely changed the meaning....boyfriend now cannibal
Cannibalism is not illegal. How you obtain that meal though might be.
Load More Replies...Jack loves cooking his family and friends. Use punctuation, don’t be a psycho like Jack.
this one's easy to solve. You just give the arrival time as 1.5 hours earlier than it actually is. Partner then has an hour to faff and half an hour travel time.
I’m hiding under a rock but im a straight girl so keep looking
Load More Replies...I Got so many flaws that leak out that not even flex seal tape helps !
Do you ever stare at individual features too long and realize how weird they look but when you zoom out it all makes sense again... Maybe just me at 4 am ..
Oh lol, if a dude thinks you're Ugly he wont look at you, if he's looking at you, he's liking what he's seeying.
Or he’s tryna figure out if you’re someone he knows or not :0
In HS I went with my bf to get glasses for the first time. He put them on gave me a weird look and took them off. He was just getting used to the difference but legit thought oh God he just realized I'm ugly...we had been together for like 2 yrs
Great idea but wheelchair folks like to travel via the travel channel!! Lol
My mom taught me to always fold and put away my laundry as soon as it's dried when I was a teenager. It's been an integral part of me. How I helped my wife get into that habit, was to convince her that she can warm her hands in the freshly dried clothes as she and I put them away. Baby steps.
*ominous strings start up* We will talk about this when they leave.
Load More Replies...Unless your mom likes to yell at in a foreign language…then all your friends can do is just pick up on the tone ! But I know my friend well enough to know that when his mama yells Chacla ! I know the shoe is coming off ! Lol
It's ok we use the triangle to discern. We know that we get to pick two of three. Intelligent/hot/emotionally stable. If you're intelligent and hot we assume you are also not emotionally stable. Etc.
My dad in a nutshell. Two fridges! TWO!!! Has memberships at all the grocery stores to save money! I don't know why he decided he needs to find and get the cheapest stuff but here we are.
It might not be the point of this, but there's a thousand things you better cut back on before spending less on food (quality).
That’s not a BP censoring. Maybe just a weird typo in the original.
Load More Replies...It is pretty damn pitiful. BoredPanda used to be the place you would go to escape Buzzfeed and Reddit as it posted a lot of great artwork and funny posts and feel good articles. Now, all I see is negative listicles reposted from Reddit. BoredPanda also practices censorship now and bans good users for getting downvoted for having a different opinion. I’m so confused since BoredPanda has actual writers on staff. Why the heck aren’t they using them?
Load More Replies...well not to brag but i had a notebook and a pencil with a silly eraser.
Someone blocks you from being able to contact them via text, social media, etc. Then they decide to give you another chance and unblock you. Then you do something and they block you again. I'm assuming that's what this means
Load More Replies...Ah yes, let’s make fun of people with ADHD…so freaking hilarious!
They’re also like you. They jst like you are hiding their “imperfections” online while feeling like s**t
I think they mean to compare being pregnant in HS vs carefree party girl
Load More Replies...This is the peak of the relationship when they know u love and trust them enough to be ur true self
I've always told the person that I'm with, I truly don't care what you're wearing, I want you to be comfortable. (I prefer no socks with sandals but whatever lol) but disregarding basic everyday or twice a day hygiene, yuck. That's a no no. But for Pete's sake, shower, change clothes and brush your teeth.
I do my hair and makeup because I like it. Bf liking it is an added bonus but truly that stuff is for me! In my experience most of us don’t do it to catch someone 🤦🏼♀️
I make a point of being the same person I was before I met them. Always better to be yourself. Isn't it better to be loved for who you are rather than the person you have pushed yourself to become? The mask will always slip eventually when you get tired of pushing
Load More Replies...If it were me, I'd text the guy. But I'd be asking for a date, sleep with him, take a pic (like sleeping on my shoulder or something), and send it to her with the caption "there's nothing between us".
This is us. 4 daughters, all spoiled by their (handsome) bald Dad but the youngest daughter, ah yes, she is 100% Daddy's girl.
So she wants a man who can't have healthy non-s*xual relationship with women? Yikes.
It’s a joke, relax. Why people gotta take shît so literally.
Load More Replies...My best friend overreacts a lot. As soon as I start talking (anyhting serious or slightly funny), she starts laughing as if she heard the best joke of the century. I kind of find it annoying as I didn’t even finish the sentence. I really do wonder if she will die of laughter or not
Ew! Why would you want to apply something that looks like spider legs to your face!?!
Some people like it. You can not like it and still state that in a more bc respectful manner.
Load More Replies...I think maybe and I'm just guessing... Most other child stars derailed after being in showbiz. Disney and nickelodeon stars mostly. And she never ended up in the spotlight for making trouble. And she is gorgeous.
yes this is because our closest relative is the bonobo and they also do this. we're not special.
That's it - I'm done with this thread. Sorry BP but you really need to up your game and stop posted this c**p. It's illiterate, unfunny and just tedious.
This site has truly gone down hill quality wise. It’s a true shame as it used to be a fun website that posted artwork and silly family friendly news stories. Now it censors words, bans users for different opinions, and reposts the same boring c**p from Reddit. I
Load More Replies...Fun fact : I can't keep a job, a relationship, and never have any money due to all my drinking and jail time.
Tequila in a cherry coke bottle, like half and half. I was like 13, 7th grade. Never got caught, somehow!
I don't think this should be called 'girl and women memes', just nonsensical posts about relationships
I can feel my brain cells dying. Honestly, BoredPanda has skilled writers on their staff and for the life of me I don’t understand why they don’t use them! They just keep reposting stuff from Reddit that isn’t even edited or reviewed. 😔
Load More Replies...Wow, BoredPanda. Are you that desperate for material? This is just insulting to a women’s sense of humour and intelligence? Do you even read what you post anymore? What in the world has happened to this site? You just copy and paste stuffy from Reddit, don't edit, censor words, and ban good users for different opinions. You have talented writers—please use them instead of copy and pasting Reddit listicles. 😤
I actually think this one is worse. I could feel my brain atrophying after each image. I don’t think BoredPanda staff even read what they copy and paste from Reddit and Buzzfeed.
Load More Replies...This title is so freaking misleading. How does it even have 47 upvotes?? Are there bots on this site?
I'm baffled as well. It is a bunch of pretty toxic pick-me girl memes copy-and-pasted from Reddit...it really tells you something about the direction BoredPanda is going.
Load More Replies...I married at 16. Pregnant 17,single parent at 17. I refused to get an abortion. He said I chose baby over him. I guess I did. That baby is now 27 years old. I am so proud of him,and my other 2 children.
I don't think this should be called 'girl and women memes', just nonsensical posts about relationships
I can feel my brain cells dying. Honestly, BoredPanda has skilled writers on their staff and for the life of me I don’t understand why they don’t use them! They just keep reposting stuff from Reddit that isn’t even edited or reviewed. 😔
Load More Replies...Wow, BoredPanda. Are you that desperate for material? This is just insulting to a women’s sense of humour and intelligence? Do you even read what you post anymore? What in the world has happened to this site? You just copy and paste stuffy from Reddit, don't edit, censor words, and ban good users for different opinions. You have talented writers—please use them instead of copy and pasting Reddit listicles. 😤
I actually think this one is worse. I could feel my brain atrophying after each image. I don’t think BoredPanda staff even read what they copy and paste from Reddit and Buzzfeed.
Load More Replies...This title is so freaking misleading. How does it even have 47 upvotes?? Are there bots on this site?
I'm baffled as well. It is a bunch of pretty toxic pick-me girl memes copy-and-pasted from Reddit...it really tells you something about the direction BoredPanda is going.
Load More Replies...I married at 16. Pregnant 17,single parent at 17. I refused to get an abortion. He said I chose baby over him. I guess I did. That baby is now 27 years old. I am so proud of him,and my other 2 children.
