“Born To Roll My Eyes”: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Women

I hate face timing. The last thing I need is to be presentable just to talk to someone. But to each his own.

You cannot pay me money to face time!!

I prefer textiming

That's me all in the same hour

And the secret 4th. Talks too much to myself.

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Talks too much=just so I can hear a voice. Doesn't talk at all=because I am sick of hearing stupid people. Talks to myself=The only way to get ANY intelligent answers!!

Near death has more hope

Yes, but it is a relief for me because it means the irrational thoughts and migraines are about to go away.

Sometimes, living with someone who just started their period is a near death experience.

Most of the people working for me are women. We all get along really well and they always tell me when their periods hit because complaining to friends is fun. My whole team synchronized so it's like, period tsunami. My wife is old fashioned and thinks gals should shut up about it but I think she's wrong. Periods are normal.

The first year was no pain. Then the cramping started. I was cool with the blood but panicked when told it would hurt like this until menopause! Women, if it hurts, hound your physician until they help you. It was NOT comforting to be told "it's not so bad after you have babies". I was 9 when I had my first cramps. We can do better for the pain.

This is excellent.

Can I have both?

Instead even more though

I would like both, please

Don't we all

"Eye-rolling" is my spirit emoji

When my child learns to do it... I'll have done my job as a parent 😌

I was probably a tween when my mother smacked me for an eye roll response. I learned there and then that this was something to keep in my arsenal.

I have a work badge holder that says 'I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?'

Me too...me too.

Waiting my whole life…so far…

My tastes far exceed my pocket.

My husband is sick rn so I've been sleeping on the couch with the dogs so he can get some uninterrupted rest, and I slept so well last night.

I am lucky. I can think of a random time (4:25) before going to bed and I will wake up within 5 minutes of that time. My superpower.

When I was small I used to sleep in my cramped bed and I slept for 14 HOURS. P.s I slept over lunch so I was really hungry🤣

The first year of retirement was a something I had to get used to. No alarm jolting me out of bed, no need to rush through my morning routine, and no plans with a time commitment.

I just found out today, two of my friends that are married. They sleep in separate bedrooms from their spouse. Bur this is be cause of bodly problems.

Keep looking; I don't know where they find it!

Me when I lose my phone but is in my hands.

I turned my render distance to max in minecraft and i still can't find who asked

Look no further.Your audacity is within you. Unleash it!

Yeah Vanessa, you're lazy and disrespectful! I finally spoke up at work recently to an annoying coworker

I don't know guys, how are you with this, but I'm always saying what I mean, even in small-talk. If I say, I like your bag, I really do. If I don't like it, I won't mention.

Yep!

I know it’s a Disney film… but why is she kinda built like a Pixar mom?

Yes!

And my best is better some days than others.

So, what do you do? ABOUT WHAT?

Being aromantic and with a touch of autism... yes, please. It doesn't happen often enough though

There is nothing wrong with enjoying your own company. It lessens the chance of your face saying what you are really thinking when someone says something foolish.

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Therapist: "We are meant to be social creatures." Me: "In what universe?" I am ADD and OCD and an introvert with agoraphobia. No Thank You!!

I read this "she gets mad" and I'm not sure which way I like it better.