50 Of The Most ‘Antisocial’ Memes From This Instagram Account Cleverly Titled ‘Fear Of Going Out’ (New Pics)

Yes, but you'll croak early.

nah man, you want the cat man life /s

Yesssssss, the secret to happiness is F r O g

it's not easy being green...

Living the frog life.

*witch conjures a snake*

50 nod or smiles would still definitely boost your moral

I'd like to think it's a super enthusiastic thumbs up. Like some random person walks up to you, looks you up and down, shoves a big ol' thumbs up in your face and walks away without saying a word.

my brain doesn't know how to brain now

😐🫶

I think a lot of likes would be purely silent and have no visible sign too. I wouldn't complement a stranger on their hair style, or an outfit or anything else, but I could still like those things. In some ways social media gives a more real view of what people think of something you say, or art you post or whatever. Simply because anonymity makes it acceptable and it's no longer embarrassing, and you don't have to worry about being called a creep.

I’d agree with you and add my own input, but without expression. It’d mostly be… smiles, but I don’t smile very well on command unless I’m actually happy

Or would it be like "and then everybody clapped"? 🤣

All of those are acceptable. Probably hand shakes too?

I think it would involve people doing something with their thumbs up to you...

Think of your own likes. Any of the above to wish I could like this 1000 times.

They have to make a heart with their hands like Ai from Oshi No Ko

same lmao

👏👏👏

I like your attitude.

Accurate

Honestly that sounds like a really professional way to say it lol

Neither is "I am unable to take your call, I probably lost my phone again so I will call you back when I find it."

Ooo how do you set up voicemail

Ours was always “You have reached *number*. Please leave a message and we will respond accordingly.” Best part was that one of our cats was sitting next to my husband when he recorded it and she cried just as the beep sounded. So, we didn’t have a “beep” ending the message; we had a “meow”.

Mine is "leave a message or don't call again." It actually has cut down on junk calls.

I WAS gonna make it, “My phone is either on airplane mode, dead, or I am at dance or don’t want to talk to me. Please text me if you’d like to talk to me.” And if I could add: “Call me next time for EMERGENCIES only”

I actually did use that exact phrase, but on an answering machine (if you remember those).

It’s not professional to be honest…

It's better than the ones I constantly here: "I will return your call at my earliest convenience. Have a blessed day." They might as well say, "go to hell, I ain't calling you back," because that's what happens.

Sounds perfectly true to me 😂

I wish I could make my work voicemail greeting: ‘Please don’t leave a message. Just call someone else.”

I once had something similar to that as my voicemail and my friends MOM got mad at me. I changed it because I was scared.

Not really almost any number even for the kiddie phones that lets the call 4 people at most have voicemail. Hell if you have a google account you are just a few clicks away from a phone number and voicemail, and most schools require even the kindergarten kids to have a google account