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There’s a lot of quality humor to be found on social media—it’s great if you ever need a quick pick-me-up after a long day at work or school. Whatever you might think of X (formerly Twitter), you can’t deny that there are some top-tier everyday comedians on there!

The ‘Really Dumb Tweets’ account (ironically, on Instagram) shares some of the very best humorous content shared on X, and we’ve collected some of the top posts to brighten up your day, Pandas. Scroll down for a good dose of laughter and goofiness!

The ‘Really Dumb Tweets’ project is very popular with the Instagram crowd. It prides itself on “posting the funniest tweets you’ll ever read.” At the time of writing, the curator of the page had attracted a jaw-dropping 1.6 million followers.

Of course, this didn’t just happen overnight. No! It took years of hard work and consistent posting. The Instagram account will be celebrating its 10th anniversary this year. 

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every pakistani house has it too. I am sure we didn't invent it though. But our moms generally are keepers of things that "might come in handy someday"

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However many people might enjoy X as a social network, it isn’t without its flaws and controversies. As reported by The Guardian, after Elon Musk took over Twitter in October 2020 (and rebranded it as X in July 2023), the social media platform has lost a whopping 71% of its value.

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So, a network that was bought for $44 billion (yes, ‘billion’ with a ‘b’) has lost nearly three-quarters of its worth in less than two years. This is staggering.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This begs the question, what are they going to do before my next colonoscopy?

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It’s not just the network’s value that’s dropped. Many users have been leaving the platform en masse after Musk’s takeover and ensuing changes. X’s monthly user numbers dropped around 15% in the first year since the entrepreneur bought it.

These users were concerned over the rise of hate speech and disinformation on X. Meanwhile, Musk has reduced the moderation of content and cut around half of all employees. 

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I see this one, I wanna watch it. If not MTV, it'd be a great segment on a late night show

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There’s no ‘perfect’ formula for having your posts go viral on social media. However, there are lots of small things that you can do. Then—with a bit of luck—you might find hundreds, thousands, and sometimes even millions of people enjoying your content. One of the most essential things that you can do is make your content relatable.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lab grown diamonds are literally the exact same thing as natural diamonds....minus all the bloodshed

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 32 I've abandoned the quest and I'm hiding from everything and everyone trying to read and hide

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Naturally, different people have different interests and senses of humor. So no matter what kind of content you post, you won’t be able to make everyone happy. And that’s all right. Content creators need to embrace this fact. They can then think about the type of audience they want to attract with their favorite content.

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Are the content creators aiming for broad(er) appeal with non-offensive posts and dad jokes? Or do they want to have a more niche fan base that enjoys more unique interests or slightly edgier jokes and dark humor?

Whatever the case may be, it’s important to be consistent once you make that choice. You can’t cover everything and anything on a single social media account because your audience won’t know what to expect.

On the flip side, if your fans know for a fact what they get when they follow you, they’re more likely to stick around. Say that you’re big on posting humorous remarks about your daily life. Many people love that!

Ideally, you’ll keep doing that. If you were to suddenly pivot and start posting car memes or political commentary, you’d only confuse your audience.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But...that's exactly why I love doing laundry and dishes. I can either put on a show or audiobook or just zone out for a while 🤷‍♀️

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Though you don’t have to focus on humor in your posts if you don’t want to, the simple fact is that it helps you stand out. If your jokes and insights are original and genuinely funny, folks will remember you.

Making others laugh and smile is a very powerful thing. Combine that with some authenticity on your part (instead of just playing a specific character), and you’ve got something special.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How exactly does this work? She has not had a chance to get to the first window yet so how did you have a receipt by the second window? Maybe it's because I'm not from America but here we have 3 windows, first to order, second to pay, and third to collect. It seems there you order and pay at the first window and second one you pick up, which makes sense, but how did anyone know what food she wanted? I guess they went to ask her?

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We’d love to hear which of these posts made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas. Which ones did you enjoy the most? Did you send any to your friends? What do you personally think helps people go viral on social media? You can tell us all about it in the comment section.

In the meantime, for some more awesome content from ‘Really Dumb Tweets,’ feel free to check out Bored Panda’s earlier features about the account.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My crotch fruit is more likely to leave random lights on and lose the remote. Maybe I’m doing this parent thing wrong. But my new random push is I’m making him get his own drink when he asks, he’s seven, fully capable. He’s my only so I know I do too much for him, I’m trying though.

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Valentine's Day is a commercial holiday to make money 💰. To everyone say no duh 🙄 noooo u don't say heavy sarcasm unless anyone is to thick to get it

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once got accused of cheating, because my pen ran out of ink halfway through, and I had to switch to a new one, and I obviously cheated, cuz the ink changed halfway through... WTF? It was handed out to me at the beginning of class, was done there with the teacher watching, and was handed in within less than 30 minutes. I always get A's on tests, and don't do my homework. Turns out I'm autistic.. joke's on them.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My class was going to the cinema. Only I didn't bring money, as I was visibly poor. The teacher asked the principal to come and they together criticised me in front of my classmates. Then the class left and I was locked in the classroom until they came back. That was in 2000. Now I'm a teacher and can't believe how much school workers spoil children.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was accused of plagiarism because I handed something in that was almost an exact copy of something that had been submitted to a journal that the prof had been asked to review. In spite of what I said, he "knew" it was not my work because "undergraduates" did not publish."

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would like a follow up of how the teachers reacted when she proved that it was in fact her own work

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was escorted out of a final exam and accused of cheating by the two Instructors. I had written the names of local golf courses on my hands earlier. Was funny how they thought they busted me. I got the last laugh.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Things were easier at the start of the Internet. I once wrote a research paper on a topic that doesn't exist, I made up my own Internet sources and cited them. Real pages at my domain and fake transcripts of IRC chats. It was for a high school English class that I thought was a joke because my dad teaches English and I got a better education at home when I was much younger. I got an A. These days, you don't cheat and you get accused of it...

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seen this exact wording a bunch of times by different people… this is a bot

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got accused of plagiarism because the writing/language was too good: "A very smooth piece of writing." Challenged. Won. Eat shít, Mr Gardener. (1987. No I'm not bitter.)

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My high school girlfriend and I were accused of pulling down a sports banner because our choir banner was removed to put up the sports one. The banners were taped onto pipes hanging from the ceiling and the athletes hadn't dusted the pipe before taping it up.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a girl in my anthropology class right now that is blatantly plagiarizing other student's discussion posts. She did it with mine on the first post of the semester so I've been watching for it. She copy pastes and runs the thesaurus, it's wild.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair. Citing your own website is like quoting a mcdonalds ad. Not very schooarly

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I held a scarf in front of an open window during recess to watch the breeze carry it across the room. I was sent to the principals office.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seen this one before plus one or two others one on those post.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spanish teacher thought I was cheating because my autocorrect changed a word to something we hadnt learned yet

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was sent to the hallway because I could not, for the life of me, stop giggling.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got accused of cheating in 8th grade Spanish. I had finished the test and was looking around. Teacher decided I was copying, grabbed my paper and tossed it in the trash. I demanded he pull it out and compare handwriting. (I am left handed and all my classwork would be smeared, unlike the person I was supposedly copying. He told me I had to stay after school where he proceeded to tell me what a dreadful person I was, how I'd never get anywhere in life...A day or two later he told me I'd have to stay after school (don't remember circumstances on that one). I did not stay, told him my parents wouldn't let me. That was the end of it. I didn't tell my parents until many years later. That was my last year of Spanish....

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I played a prank on my teacher on Halloween. It was in Germany, I had Juckpulver (some powder that makes you itch like crazy when your skin gets in contact with it and it was sold to kids as a prank item, as were teargas capsules). Teacher had a severe allergic reaction and landed in the ER. I felt soooo bad but only got a day detention. That teacher was very good-hearted.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is ridiculous. I get the teachers were still trying to manage behavior and consequences are necessary but zoom detention? You know that the kid is going to be doing something fun just out of frame right?

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've watched a few when the wife binged them from time to time. They really do paint women in an awful light. Usually wrong, making bad decisions, sometimes out of spite. Trying way too hard at something they should easily be and to judge isn't possible in the time allotted etc. and then "saved" by the sensible man who's been shaking his head at her the whole movie

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a northern Canadian , growing up it was the complete opposite. We went shopping (or mom made) costumes that were intentionally huge for our snow suits to fit underneath, and the first time I saw a movie with kids trick-or-treating in pretty princess gowns that weren't covered up, and NO SNOW on the ground, I was mind blown.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oops, this is me. I usually explain after the first long pause though 😅

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you. When it goes from being a kindness to a guilt trip it's time to break the chain.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually have a friend named Elizabeth who goes by Liz and her childhood nickname that she still uses as an adult is Lizard.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found a phone once. held on to it waiting fora call so I could find the owner, meet up, and hand it over. it finally rang and they threatened me so I took it t the nearest carrier store. good luck

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes men and all their horror make me feel really discouraged about being alive and the future of the planet and humanity. And then I remember women exist and it feels like being hugged by your favorite person simultaneously wrapping you in your favorite blanket fresh out of the dryer.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Fluff my feathers" I'm pleased, irritated, or shocked. A multi purpose expression

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That accurately describes my freshman year of college. On Monday get assigned to read page 1 to 131 by Wednesday,

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't see what the problem is as long as he assisted the callers accordingly

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A Pancake? As in a singular Pancake? He is clearly some kind of monster.

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