50 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

That's real brotherly love.

Good brother

That;s what a real brother should do in this situation at his age :)

Is your brother Pugsley?

Little legend!

Yes

There may be a lot of turn signals when you drive on a curvy road as well then

What about the people who never turn their blinker off?

But what about curves?

New cars with assistants already show some resistance if you change the lane without the signal turned on... I`m always really startled when people complain about this feature. Riding motorcycle this is a life or death feature for me.

Just like with any good experiment! You need a control 🧑‍🔬

We could get hurt even trying many of the events. My children were in a gymnastic club years ago. When my wife and I went to pick them up, people were setting up apparatus for older children. I saw the still rings and mentioned to my wife that I had not seen those since high school. An instructor was behind me. He asked me to try them and see what I remembered. Then, my children started asking me to try. I surprised myself with how well I was doing and tried to do an iron cross (start with arms at the side and gradually lower yourself until they are horizontal). I got half way there, then my hands smashed together over my head. The bruising was so bad that people at work asked if I had been in a fight.

"The Regular Guy Games"

me on my couch shoveling ice cream into my mouth for the ninth consecutive day - omg the gymnast took a tiny step back after landing a quadruple spinning back flip that was done after twelve backhand springs, what a loser

Which Olympic disciplines can I perform at home, lying on the couch? 🥇 🥈 🏅

Every pakistani house has it too. I am sure we didn't invent it though. But our moms generally are keepers of things that "might come in handy someday"

My mother was born in Cuba. Once, in our Long Island, house, she was throwing out the plastic garbage bags, wondering out loud why “white people keep them.” Decades later, I still feel a little like a culture traitor when saving my grocery bags.

Standard white middle-aged American guy here, and I'm sorry to report that my family also has a bag o' bags. Though I do roll mine into little rosebuds to save space.

South Africa here. Everyone has a bag of bags in their house. Ironically, we're supposed to re-use them because they charge like ZAR 1 per bag at the grocery shop. However, you always forget the bag of bags at home, meaning you end up buying more of them and adding them to the collection.

"Single use," my a*s.

🤣

This is hilarious! Can totally imagine this in a comedy sketch lol

I had a disturbingly similar experience here in Hamburg, Germany, early one Sunday morning. Bit of background: I'm British and Jewish, had been living in Hamburg for about 10 years at that point. So, I was walking home from a long summer night out in the early hours so it was already light but there was no one around. I turned the corner and came face to face with the law courts, decked out with long swastika banners, with people wearing Nazi uniforms outside. My heart nearly stopped! Anyway, when it started again, I realised they were making a film. They had to do it at a time when there was a very low likelihood of people being around because the use and display of this symbol is illegal in Germany. Just their luck that it was seen by one of the (relatively) few Jews in town!

1950s segregation, that is...

😂 I'm using this

... aren't those, like, just called cowards?

I dated one once.

If and when I pronounce this it will be my favorite word

Love this ❤️

This begs the question, what are they going to do before my next colonoscopy?

I was working in a vaccination clinic and now I work in women’s health. I have been saying at both places, til I’m blue in the face, “We need to give out patients treats!” And no one bloody listens to me!