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The man, the comedian, the legend, Jimmy Fallon is at it again. This time, the host of The Tonight Show turned to his social media fans and asked them to share their real-life plot twists. They’re hilarious, they’re surprising, and they’re as twisty as a Slytherin’s moral compass and British crinkle-crankle walls.

We’ve collected some of the best #RealLifePlotTwist Twitter tales for you to enjoy, dear Readers, so have a scroll through. Don’t forget to upvote the ones that caught your attention the most. Have your own plot twists to share from your own lives? We can’t wait to hear them! Make sure to leave a comment or two below for us to find.

The very best responses made it on YouTube. And there’s nothing like seeing something that you posted on social media making it to the big leagues to make you feel special inside. Bored Panda had a friendly chat with entertainment, pop culture, and celebrity expert Mike Sington about late-night TV shows like Fallon's and what we can all do to get our posts noticed and featured. Read on for his full insights.

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jesskane31 Report

Brendan
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing you didn't get lessons from your Dad!

M O'Connell
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a lot of people who are poor drivers pick up the habits of those who they've seen driving most.

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Paradise
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do as dad says, not as dad does

LazyPanda
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes everybody should know this important life lesson it's the basics

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Znaya
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never allow anyone in your family to teach you how to drive, hire a professional 😀

Heather Menard
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why he sent her to drivers ed

Id row
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't do what driving dad does.

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    #2

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you just stop stealing other people's food... People usually plan for the things they bought/prepared, so finding them gone can throw someone's entire day (Pinching some salt or sugar is one thing, pinching fruits, vegetables, desserts, prepared meals and suchlike another). Get your own food and stop being so selfish.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I don't get the lack of respect. We have a family of six and we respect other people's food. Nobody steals from another person. That's how it should be. It really isn't that hard to respect others.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha....your sister knows you too well

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly be glad it was a note and not a sandwich full of laxatives, which is the route of revenge I would take if someone was stealing my food all the time. :)

    Curtis Poe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to point out that the lack of comma in "You suck kyle" dramatically shifts the meaning of that.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kyle is an asshat douche prick who deserves to eat that paper. Haha

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't so much a plot twist as it is the proper order of the universe.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not wrong. You're a selfish and rude AH, Kyle.

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    #3

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    denzoren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "to love and to cherish, till death do us part...apparently not huh Kelly? apparently not..."

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm divorced, and my ex is engaged. I will be shooting the photographs as my gift. It all depends on the situation. Doesn't always have to be awkward.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In your situation it looks like your ex is expecting you (she is expecting you, right?). In this situation Bride and Groom weren't expecting Bride's ex to officiate the wedding.

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    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He took one look at who he was marrying off and went "Oh hell no!"

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was very awkward..or was it as all in the family anyhow?

    Znaya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably should have called in a replacement also 😀

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    "The late-night shows have been adapting well to the now year-long pandemic, and continue to do so now that restrictions and lockdowns are being eased," Hollywood's Ultimate Insider Mike told Bored Panda that things are changing for the better in the entertainment industry now that there are multiple Covid vaccines being rolled out.

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    One great bit of news is that New York City will be allowing audiences of up to 100 in April! "I’m sure the shows will take advantage of that. My prediction is the late-night shows will be back to where they were pre-Covid this summer," Mike said.

    #4

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    Justin G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh Marley I see ... cool name!!

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was your neighbor Owen Wilson/Jennifer Aniston?

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an exerience with my name too. My gf just told me she cheated on me, I felt awful, spend many days feeling like a zombie. Some days past and went to a 2nd hand market to distract myself. Bought a tape answering machine (never had one before) and took it home. It still had a tape on it, plugged it, press play and the first message was (in spanish) "Sergio, wake up!" This was, in fact, my wake up call, and started to get my s**t together.

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here! Neighbor is a gruff, but sweethearted older gentleman. Best neighbor I've ever had. But when we first moved in, he'd always be calling "KATIEDAMNIT, C'MEER!" to his dog.

    August Whiteside
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the same thing happened to me when I first moved in. :D

    Hans
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed harder than I should have.

    Kiya McEachin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me but with my nickname which is kiki

    Pamela Burrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adopted my Chi named Jim.. Didnt know till one day I was yelling at Jim the dog to get out of the car and my neighbor was called jim too..Poor man though someone was yelling his name all the time too

    Znaya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said no just to see what the reaction would have been 😀

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    Luna Lovegood!
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sorry carrie, but we've already hired someone else!" (the next day) "CARRIE?!"

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... they shouldn't be able to hire for your job while you are still in it.

    NMN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a previous job, another department with an opening wanted me, so they come to an agreement were I'd stay one more month so they could get someone else for my position and I'd train them before going to the new position. And in US that is common too (the situation on the post), they hire someone and just kick out the old employee for no reason

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your resume is excellent, you'll be the perfect replacement for the job. You're fired/hired".

    RGNix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just means that they liked her credentials. But not her.

    Lili
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anonymously posted job? Is that common in the US, cuz it sounds shady.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what I was thinking.... and Im from the US

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    Paradise
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOH boy. Never apply for a company-less job. No wonder she wanted to leave...

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    #6

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    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is somewhat deserved. Although it sounds just so strange for a European that a 20-year old must not enter a bar and order a drink...

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Somewhat"? How about, "Absolutely the minimum". And yes, I remember going for a few beers after class at 16, no laws broken and no raised eyebrows from passing teachers.

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    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 15 years ago, a dad and his two sons came into the “bar” I was working at for lunch. The youngest boy didn’t look older than 16. So, when he ordered a beer, I asked for ID (21 min. in U.S.). I took one look at the card and knew instantly it was fake. Both the kid and Dad swore (literally) up and down it was real. Dad even claimed he went to the DMV with his son to get his license. I told him there was no way in hell the card was issued by the government. How did I know? The kid’s birthday was listed as February 31, 1983.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, I had been fooling you for years!"

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Imagine how you only have your license still because there wasn't a check while I'm in! Congratulate me now with a free drink or so!"

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    Parmeisan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, not a plot twist. Just a completely reasonable consequence.

    Russian Otaku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your only 21 twice... no... wait an minute

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like it's the only bar in town.

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    We also spoke to Mike about what people can do to get their tweets and social media posts noticed by Fallon, other hosts, and their teams. "All the shows have social media teams that are writing and monitoring content. To grab the late-night hosts’ attention, tag the show! They will see it, they monitor every post they are tagged in."

    He continued: "If the post particularly stands out, they will forward it to the writing team for the show. Other than that, it’s just a matter of luck, or a story gaining traction on social media. The writers are monitoring social media in general, combing it for content to use. You never know when something will catch their eye, and a great story is likely to pop and catch their attention." So don't lose faith if your story didn't get noticed. Try again, keep at it, and soon enough Fallon himself will feature it!

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    Verena Gitterle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can use your hairdryer!

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that since the diagnosis that hairdryer brought more hope than pain. And that you can soon finally use him

    Samtheperson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. That sucks that you’re hairdryer went unused. 2. Good for you. Keep strong and congrats on beating that sucker

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    #8

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    Ember
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was meant to be ♥️

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I feel pretty sorry for the date that was stood up

    Bex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude! Don't stand people up. It's embarrassing and makes people feel pretty lousy about themselves.

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the other guy.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: walk slowly behind cars of women I find attractive

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the guy she almost hit was going to turn out to be the date she was rushing to

    Be Potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she told the guy he bailed about it because it's wrong to just ditch people like that :')

    AA Matty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she at least text the date to let him know she wasn't showing up? If not, then she is total bitch.

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    Amelie Peacock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L is for the way you look at me..................

    Draco Malfoy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O is for the only one i see....

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    Kyla Fierro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a plot twist but cool

    Amy Cohen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a plot twist. Meeting Michael Buble at a Michael Buble concert is a likely possibility.

    Diane Aguilar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But usually the meeting happens backstage after the concert, not while the concert is still happening.

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    Sherbaan Naab
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool story. But the angle of the photo tells me you were trying to take a selfie with his feet, not with him.

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael Buble is now the ghost that only appears in photos.

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    Some of us know Fallon only as a late-night TV show host. However, the New Yorker is much, much more than ‘just’ a comedian and entertainer. He has very creative aspirations. He’s a successful published author, having written such blockbuster hits like Your Baby’s First Word Will Be DADA, Everything Is MAMA, and This Is BABY.

    The reason why Fallon focuses on books for families with children is that he’s a father to two girls, Winnie and Franny. For Fallon, family is everything. However, he sometimes shows his love in weird ways, like forcing them to listen to holiday music all year round. It’s a surprise that his dog, Gary, hasn’t joined Rudolph’s crew yet!

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    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you take a test if you didn't think you were pregnant?

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's almost as if your friend fooled you into taking the test because she knew that you clearly lack some knowledge

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are pregnant. -Yoohoo! -No, not you."

    Ashley Dopp
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeahhh i don't get this. it means this person was extremely late for their period, was sexually active, and still didn't think she could be pregnant? make it make sense.

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well two weeks isnt really extremely late... and who knows, she could be irregular with her cycles.

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    Thalia Lovering
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No reason to take a pregnancy test? Okaaaay...

    helium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she suspected that you were pregnant and just wanted you to take the test so she act like she was taking the test

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half your age +7 mate, you're cutting it fine on that old creep line

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her mom could be a fabulous woman, and she thinks he might be a good fit for her. I think that's high praise.

    N S
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe she is highly pious and wants to get her moms opinion on him first?

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    elStiJneriNO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the guy was a creep, she never would have like to introduce him to her mom.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo...did you meet the mom? Maybe she's your soulmate.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I want to know too. And who knows, maybe the mom was young when she got her

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You thought someone probably 15 years younger would be into you, and she thinks you'd be into someone you were probably 15 years younger than. Touché.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows, maybe the mom was young when she got her

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    DancingPig
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she thought you were a nice guy

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is older (16 years, i'm 32 and he's 48) We met a couple years ago. At first it was a bit weird but now i dont even think about it. But i dont see anything wrong with her thinking about her mom either? She obviously thought he was nice but not for her.

    Demon Child
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be worse if she was 18 or younger. Within ten years is not so bad

    angelica H
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he should have seen that coming, but damn that's so savage

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    Sadia Timmermans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On of my friends was supposed to be on the Subway the day they bombed the subway in Brussels. He decided to walk that day because it was such a beautiful morning... thank God!

    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in 1990, my husband was getting ready to leave for a mission. We spent a little more time than usual saying our good-bye..to the point the captain was getting a little impatient. As I drove back home, a huge rainstorm hit to where it was hard to see the car in front of you and there was standing water everywhere. Then, seconds later, the traffic came to a stop. Seems over 50 vehicles were involved in a pile up crash that involved a delivery truck and a semi. Several people were seriously injured and a couple people died. If I'd left when I was supposed to, I would have been in the middle of it.

    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy sh*t! I'd never step foot on a train again!

    Vanessa Nunez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of this other story about this guy who had to catch a flight but ended up being late for some reason. The plane he was supposed to get on was one of the exact planes that crashed into the Twin Towers on 9-11. He is considered to be the luckiest man alive.

    Ba Pa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate, if anyone is familar with the Red Line train wreck on DC Metro in 2009, A train drove into the back of the one in front of it killing several people, I was on the train ahead of the one that got hit, in the very last seat. Almost missed that train too had I and gotten on the next train I certainly would have been killed. Of course had no idea til I got home and saw the news.

    Hunter Painter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M GOIN OFF THE RAILS LIKE A CRAZY TRAIN

    Siddharthkrishna Kodathala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, you would've gone to the same place soo... xD

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    A former senior executive at NBCUniversal, entertainment expert Mike went in-depth with Bored Panda all about late-night TV shows in an earlier interview as well. We spoke to him about how the Covid-19 pandemic had changed things and how hosts like Fallon have risen to the challenge, adapting and overcoming the endless problems thrown at them.

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    Mike explained to Bored Panda that TV show hosts like Fallon use social media to get closer to fans. They engage them, connect to them, and lay the foundations for a relationship. “TV hosts are sourcing material directly from social media because it’s a great way to engage with their audiences and stay connected with them.”

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done the same, spending a day playing with and spoiling a dog sounds much better than the normal work a school principal does.

    denzoren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just downright wholesome.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in the tune of Mary had a little lamb 😂

    Avery S Alberico
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I wondered what would happen if I brought my dog to school?

    Philippa Davies
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat used to follow my sister and me to school. One of my teachers would take him into her classroom and look after him. She had a beanbag just for him 😀

    Thomas Stead
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who's a good doggo, are you? YES YOU ARE!" - The Principal (probably)

    zovjraar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was in elementary, i walked to school and my dog constantly followed me. she'd nose up the gate closure to get out. several times my mum had to come up to school and get her, before we just started keeping her in the house until i'd gotten to school.

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    Dog Fan For Life
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russian Otaku, we are happy for them and that is all that matters.

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    MauKini
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Congratulations, i know it is a hard journey.

    David Constante
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulatios!!!!!! you´re a strong mommy!!!!!

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine their surprise and absolute delight when they found out? I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall for that.

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    Holly Allen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me so much hope!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

    Beverly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have hope. I was 43 for my first and only.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a knife nut I understand you so well

    Curtis Poe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had thieves break into my car and steal all of the electronics in the trunk. I had left my car unlocked, so they didn't damage the car. However, the electronics were broken and I was going to have to pay to dispose of them. The thieves saved me money.

    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the police should have also given them a pocket knife for helping.

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    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a friend that was a victim of road rage. Driver was chasing her down the freeway and even took to ramming her car. He forced her off the road..but by then..another driver pulled in behind her and the aggressor left. It wasn't hard for the cops to find him though. In his attempt to rear-end her one last time, he knocked his license plate off of his car. Oopsie.

    Sista of the moon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 1 Swiss Army knife... my dad bought it for me and i would hate to see it stolen.

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a happy ending to a story of this kind. Through the bastard in jail and get your knife back

    Frisinator
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a string of murders...

    Erica Cochrane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a theft at work, and one of the reasons they caught the guy was because he was stealing from another store with all the stuff he stole from our store in it. A month later. Not the smartest criminal.

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just being an obedient child and doing what you have been told to do.

    Cami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar thing happened to me at a birthday party, I was about seven or eight. We were at Red Robin. My friend's sister was three or four and pushed open the emergency exit door which was right by our table. The nearest employee had thirty seconds to disable it before the alarm went off and did it with three seconds to spare

    Carrie Stelter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i once pulled the fire alarm in a hospital. when the firefighter asked me why i pulled it, i replied that well... it said pull.

    Maul!
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I am, the fire alarm trigger isn’t so easy that a 5 year old can pull it while being carried and without someone noticing.

    Mando
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a student who did this 😂

    Carol Emory
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that at a job. It was a secure entrance where visitors had to be buzzed in. The button was to the left of the reception desk. So when the trainer left for lunch and I was on the right side of the desk working, I reached under and pushed the button to buzz someone in. It didn't work. So I walked over and hit the other button. Then I get a phone call "Hi..this is the police. We had a silent alarm tripped at your business...." 0.0

    Physo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you say so..

    Suzanne Haigh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in my 40's if I see something that is just asking for a pull, I do. Last time I put a cafe in darkness

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar encounter with James Hetfield of Metallica when I was 13. Long story, but he was so incredibly kind. Hung out with my friend and I for like 45 minutes. I'll never forget it.

    Neale Coleman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so jealous. Happy for you... but jealous!

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    Jackie Porter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 Members of Rammstein, the keyboard player, bassist and one of the guitarists

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lot of artist who came to the 'festival d'été' like to walk around in the old city. pretty place to hang around in the summer

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jealous! I’m in love with Oli and also Quebec City! I almost bought tickets to their show that was supposed to be in Montreal this summer but good thing I didn’t!

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also I watched a random Christmas movie on Netflix that was German and thought "wouldn’t it be funny if Rammstein was in this?" and then all of a sudden there’s a strange character near the end and it was Flake! (The guy in the pic with the white shirt)

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    Sheanna Caban
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's them? I would have never noticed them

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    #18

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    Dizzy Falcon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate everyone in the house for that. That is not something that I would like to be surprised with.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who would be pissed about this? That's pretty crappy.

    The_tattered_hippie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “They made me clean” I feel this deep in my soul lol

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd kick them tf out. manipulative bullshit.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't arrange it somewhere else so you don't have to clean all week??? That's horrible

    Ivy Ruonakoski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousins, aunts and uncle ambushed me about a week before my 40th birthday. I was visiting my dad, otherwise they'd not have pulled it off. Didn't make me clean but a heads up would have been nice so I could have showered first. Or worn a bra.

    Planetamy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and For that they get to pay for a housekeeper for you for the rest of your life

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    However, Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider Mike believes that late-night hosts have done an amazing job at coming to terms with the new circumstances, no matter that some people believe that the energy of the shows themselves has changed. Fallon and the other hosts are, in Mike’s opinion, heroes who were forced to adapt to the new normal just like everyone else.

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    Spork420
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar thing happen in junior high. Kind of had a crush on a girl who was in a few of my classes. We barely even knew each other's names though. Ended up running into her at a wedding for some distant relative, and found out she was my second cousin. Awkward...

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More common than I thought. Had a friend in high school who was head over heels for one of our classmates (think typical "OMG this is my soulmate teenage romance). He asked her out, she said yes, sickeningly adorable stuff....then he takes her to meet his mother and finds out his new girlfriend is the daughter of mom's estranged sister....he was dating his cousin.

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    Sista of the moon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE THE SKYS ARE SO BLUE!!!!!! SWEET HOME ALABAMA LAWD IM COMIN HOME TO YOU

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    BluEyedSeoulite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS HAPPENED TO MY SISTER!! Mom driving her to pick up her date for the evening, she was like 14. My sis gave directions to his house and as my mom pulls into the driveway says, "Hey, this is your Aunt Theresa's house." One of my favorite memories

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar story. In 9th grade I had lunch with a few people and one guy and I started talking. I wasn’t allowed to “date”, but he was allowed to come over and eat dinner and we watch tv. My mom told my grandma about my boyfriend and long story short he turned out to be my cousin. I broke up with him the next day. I felt so embarrassed

    *hippie*witchy*bitch*
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SWEET HOME ALABAMA *doo doo doo do do do doo DOOOOOO*

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue the duelling banjos

    Batgirl Kitty
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeesh. My mom did something similar. When she was little, her best friend both liked each other and wanted to get married. Soon they found out they were cousins, but still best friends 40 year later!

    Thomas MacLean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marrying a first cousin is perfectly legal in most parts of the world & half of the states. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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    *insert funny name*
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you get 40 upvotes by just saying "lol" Edit: Now its 60 upvotes!

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, it's good to look into this stuff but kids often communicate badly and have an odd perspective …. basically, you can't take them at face value.

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son used to like to announce that he was "Going to see Mommy at prison." Why, oh why couldn't he just say he was going to see Mommy at WORK?!?

    Leeh Colorada
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his defense, some workplaces look like prisons

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    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you need to teach five year olds that??

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a real problem that kids will have to learn about eventually, so it's better for kids to learn early.

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    Holly Stevens
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also happened to me, although thankfully it ended with my daughter yelling at me in the backseat MUM YOU CAN'T DRINK AND DRIVE when I had my water bottle and I quickly explained that's not what that meant

    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a 3 year old who said "mommy's going to get taken away in a police car". Mom said it was because the girl wnated to be home alone, and she said if she allowed that, she would be taken away in a police car.

    The_tattered_hippie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the sheriff, teacher and principal should have realized they were talking to 5yo kids and made sure they all understood the difference between alcohol and non alcohol beverage 🙄

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a plot twist. Just a story about how your kid almost got you arrested.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in the US would a 5 year old attend an anti-drink and drug rally. I wonder if it is before or after the 'Yay, guns!' rally...

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    Tiredpossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww that's a cute plot twist!

    A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 10, I did a class project about twins. I think it was for Science class. I loved the idea of twins. I had a set of twin boys in 25 years later.

    Patti Vance
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whenever we would say we hated one of our siblings my mom would recite a yiddish saying which basically translated into 'be careful of what you hate as g-d will put that before you'. fast forward decades and yes, she was right to a degree. my brother and i had a tumultuous relationship. he was a pisces; i am a libra. his daughter: a libra. my son: a pisces. may seem silly to most but if we go by characteristics of personality...mom was right.

    MandaPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother wanted twins. Three girls, no boys, no twins. My mom had my younger brothers (twins) while on birth control.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the universe is listening and making pranks😁

    Erik Ivan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get away with misschief? Did not work for me and my twin brother in the 80's because parents are not stupid. Not was tje teachers and headmaster at school. They realized what we were doing and just pinned anything we did on both of us, if we didn't came clean.

    LeiLah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!!! Only my dad is a twin so I always wanted to to be like him (he raised me as a single dad). I have 2 yo twin girls now.

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    “I would even say what they have been doing over the past several months has been somewhat heroic because it hasn’t been easy for them. They knew early on though, the need was there, and they stepped up to the challenge," Mike told Bored Panda.

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    PhybreAwptic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you have some good karma built up. You've got a wig coming to you no doubt.

    Afton Brown
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even bigger plot twist: She gets a wig made of her hair

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a woman with alopecia for a time. I know there is a lot of stigma associated with women's hair loss, and I would never say "don't wear a wig" if it is what you want to do, but you'll be just as beautiful without hair as you ever were with it. Beauty comes from within, and it's pretty clear you've got it in spades.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's empowering to shave all off if it's a choice, not if it's forced. Sinead O'Connor's debut album cover deeply impressed my whole class, long ago.

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    crimson (mudwing rainwing)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait a moment get a wig of the hair you used to have

    Loki C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son wants to donate his to you. A few years ago, he donated 14" to the alopecia society. He wants to do it again.

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if you got a wig from your own hair

    Loralie Chase
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be amazing if they could. Honestly, it could be a possibility because they might be able to track one down

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    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expected her to say that she got a wig made from her own hair.

    Synsepalum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bald is bad-ass, just ask Ayanna Pressley. Own it

    BonnieBlueButler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had alopecia my whole life (off and on, but usually on) I'm 58. Have courage, love yourself, and hold your head high, whatever you decide to do. And know you're not alone.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I donate my hair too. I have lovely thick hair that is a nightmare to grow out. You want some? Please, take it. PLEASE.

    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be a bigger twist if they used your donated her to make you a wig

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    Wandaluzt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to talk to the person on Twitter on a completely different site? She won't see this.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you don't see EMTs running to their patients.

    Duncan Ash
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must've been quite the sight for the students

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The true definition of "Let no good deed go unpunished..."

    Bonnie Davis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eek!!! Did not see that coming!!!

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you did the right thing to try and help you where just unlucky

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's unfortunate but alittle funny.

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    Marianne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near Munich and once met my sister with her 2 toddlers at the subway (30 mins from our hometown, she uses the subway like twice a year). She said "Oh great to see you. I hoped I might meet you to help me with the kids on our way home." I also meet family at random places at the Oktoberfest all the time. :D

    Rainyrose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my teacher at McDonald's, twice, by accident

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    WildBerry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.” referring to Ilsa Lund Humphrey Bogart

    elStiJneriNO
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    well he is the only person in your story that also needed to go the same way as you. it would have been strange if he wasn't there

    Dynein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only had the same destination, not the same starting point (Albany vs wherever her dad spent the day in NYC). And finding someone in a crowded place is hard enough even if you know they are there and are actively searching.

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    “I think their material has been better than ever. Over the past year, there’s been a wealth of material in the news to utilize. The energy is there, but it’s a bit different. They’ve had to adjust to trying times and having no audience, but have done so admirably.”

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    natashaham75 Report

    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how the swingers get you

    Rickard Shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh? I thought they were just VERY generous in repaying the kindness! :D

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    rorofunkytoe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I've heard this story or a similar story I suppose.

    Ezigma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my fiance called a taxi once and they were a few min late and they picked us up and on the way home I asked him how much it was going to be ( that service has set rates for how many miles or the area) and he said "Whatever you think is fair for being late." 5 min after he dropped us off the REAL taxi called and said they were there! I was too in shocked to be scared. We still til this day have no idea who he was.

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    Ember
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This politically correct fear of offending others is insane.

    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By tradition, art is often challenging societal norms and, as a result, it is often offending to some people. Such minor things like a cross shouldn't limit the freedom of art.

    Todd Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the gallery didn't get a commission, if they didn't show the work they didn't represent it.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were some of their clients vampires or something? Who's so offended by a cross they'll complain out loud? I'm not Christian and don't like seeing them but I'm not gonna cause a stink about it.

    meh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me wanna wear a cross everywhere I go. Honestly makes me wanna get one tatted on me

    Chris Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art is intended to expand boundaries.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but nothing you'd be proud of doing over and over. Which is of course how rich artists get rich.

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    Max
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    4 years ago

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    Elton John slept with his KGB tail when on tour in Russia, the man is a legend who does not give two sh*ts.

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    Misty Grage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense. Proposed and then saw a guy and said he'd be like him. Replaced the guy and says he's somehow responsible for meeting the woman he proposed to before he saw the employee?

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the "meeting you" means "meeting Jimmy Fallon" since this is his answer to Jimmy Fallon on twitter https://twitter.com/Schetz19/status/1367217228249260033 (there's a link to the original tweet under every entry and before the points and comments here). And it could be him and Jimmy Fallon in the picture but I'm not sure (I don't watch either one of them)

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    It’s not just wishful thinking, though. Mike pointed out to us that the ratings for the shows have been doing great which means that the new approach had been working. “What they’re doing is paying off in the ratings which have been stronger than ever. They’ve been providing much-needed comfort and familiarity that people are craving now."

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    Star of the world
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i would have done the same thing

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people audibly said, "Oh damn"?

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry I'm late boss but LISTEN TO THIS"

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it...it would be like walking out in the middle of a movie and missing the end plot twist

    DangaTank
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAITWAITWAIT...... WHAT HAPPENED????

    Stephanie Thesing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling bullshit on this, never happened.

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    #29

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    jennymakesfood Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...that poor kid....lol

    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad knows someone called Richard Head...

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    Katrina B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this my friends is why there should be someone to reason with the parents when they fill out the birth certificate with stupid names like this. You really set your kids up for hurt otherwise

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the name and the kid. Personally I would have loved to be "Major Gamble" or "Major Chance".

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    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my last name was Tom I certainly would name my firstborn Major!

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice from the podcast "Cognitive Dissonance": any time you are naming a company / person / etc; give the name to an 11 year old boy to see if they can make fun of it first.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's better than General Failure who kept reading my harddisk back in WinXP times...

    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad knew someone called Richard head lol

    The_tattered_hippie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid on my brothers hockey team was named Chase.... last name Katz. That poor kid 😞

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been coming up with ridiculous yet realistic names for my writing. It's a lot of fun!

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think ridicule would happen for any last name.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend asked me what I thought of the name “Shepard” I knew she recently lost a dog a few months ago and wanted to get a new one so I assumed it was a dog name. I replied, “very cute dog name” she said it was the name her friend gave her newborn son. -_-

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    #30

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    justinskube Report

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened with my brother and I. He had just moved down from Cali and I was hanging out with him. He was staying at our dad's until his apt was ready. He moved the tv to plug in the xbox so we could play and the cable broke. He blamed me, even though he moved it. I said well lets go to walmart and buy a new coax cable, dad won't even know. Turned into a huge fight of who was going to spend the few dollars. It got blown way out of control when dad walked in and separated us and told us the damn chord had been broken for weeks. lol ooops.

    AlmightyOne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell them you noticed it was broken and wanted to fix it as a surprise

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did mom aren't you proud of me?

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pfft your mom didn't even warn you there was a damaged railing?

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother drove my parent's car when they were out of town. He was caught because he had to take it to the repair place and I think they called my parents instead (small town). He drove it in a spot so fast (it was hilly) it went through the air and landed with a thud.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did because I wanted to make an impression.

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    Which real-life plot twist was your favorite, dear Pandas? Did any of these genuinely catch you unaware (we know a lot of these got us!)? Got any fun stories with shocking surprises that you’d like to share with us and all of the other Pandas? Well, we can’t wait to hear what you have to say, so reach out to us and the Bored Panda community with a friendly comment.

    #31

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    AndrewEgg131 Report

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, but that is awesome, imagine being a little kid and just everyone waving at you and smiling, you would feel like a celebrity haha

    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adapt, improvise, overcome

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am totally missing the significance of this and why it is a plot twist?

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers to all..what else could you do?

    Sami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe someone less when they feel the need to add "true story"...

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    #32

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    amyschwert Report

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get the whole "old enough to serve your country but too young to have a beer" thing. If an 18 year old is mature enough to make major life decisions regarding family (getting married) and career (picking a major or joining the army) then they're mature enough to have a bloody drink.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In most european countries you are allowed to drink from 16 to 18

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    Gogamash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can drink beer being 16 in Germany and liquor with 18. Why can Americans join the military and kill people before they are even allowed to drink?

    N S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...the Empire needs cannon fodder

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the person making it did not correct it. LOL. Savage.

    Tomek Sztuk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How one can be so stupid he or she is not able to count to 21? 🤦‍♂️

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off-by-one errors are common even for computer programmers and mathematicians.

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    Johnny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you only had to wait a year for it to be useful

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is just a dumbass

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dufus and paid a lot of money too

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always do a year older than the age to be less suspicious.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd work here in Canada since it's18-19.

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    #33

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    hootmon Report

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You reported yourself, your extra vigilance is most welcome

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always report myself --- I could never feel at ease in a place so lax it'd let someone as suspicious-looking as me in.

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    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many kiddies to watch I suppose..great observation..

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad part is i knew where they were before i read it .-.

    #34

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    XOXOLiBar Report

    Wandaluzt
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    4 years ago

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    That's nice and all but this was posted on Twitter. So trying to tell them they made you smile is a little pointless given its a completely different site and they won't see this.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got yourselves some beautiful babies there.

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you talking to? They didn't post this on Bored Panda. They posted it on Twitter.

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    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if someone is not your romantic type, you shouldn't be rude to them. You could still be a friend.

    Tim Skeens
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got the arguments out of the way first

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, so badgering is the key to love?

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    #35

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    Amine_snaky Report

    Amelie Peacock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nononono nope nu uh i think not

    Katrina B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    depends on when he was a student. Senior in HS (therefore potentially 18), unlikely but possible. Student in College (and especially a small town), most definitely possible

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    Matthew Zornig
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?

    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be so awkward when you walk in the next day

    Amy Cohen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you matched. That’s not accidental. You both had to swipe right.

    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder I don't do dating apps.

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    #36

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    GoingGonza Report

    Lily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are most ex's rude?

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be scared to eat the food

    The_tattered_hippie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have been so paranoid they would have spit in my food.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha right out of American Beauty

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life at times truly figures right on the dot!!

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he know it was you or do you both have attitudes?

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    #37

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    Madzirov_Nina Report

    Spork420
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in Wisconsin. One miserable, cold January, my girlfriend and I escaped winter and took a road trip down to Florida. Living it up in the Florida Keys, and having the time of our lives. She had an another week or so off work, but I had to go back to my job. So we left paradise to go back to the cold wintery hell, only to have my boss tell me when I got back that work was slow, and to take an additional 2 weeks off work..

    Stille20
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awful,. You wouldn't think you would have to, but I saw someone lose a 6 figure salary after buy a house and moving her children. It makes me think I should always ask for compensation to move.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is horrible. Wonder if there is any legal action that could have been taken?

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh...can you sue in a case like this?

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lease thing in the US is a huge rip off.

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so he asked you to move back so he could fire you honorable face to face

    Gogamash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American employers can be real scum, but they are just exploiting the ludicrous worker's rights there. Should work in Europe, you have better protection there

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    #38

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    gumgumerson Report

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many siblings do you have? I've written my oldest's date wrong a couple of times lol

    Betsy Cordrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I celebrated by birthday on the 27th, it wasn't until I saw my birth certificate when I was 12 that I realized I was born on the 26th. Nana got it wrong and no one thought to tell me differently

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he asked his mom, who said "Do I even know you? Why are you yelling at me, I just work here!"

    Harri Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was named after my great grandmother, and she got the spelling right on my birth certificate, then promptly spelled it wrong for 7 years. when I found the certificate, I asked her how she forgot the proper spelling. No good answer.

    Jenny King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tax preparer mistyped my birth date and ever since, I have had to use the wrong date.

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    #39

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    mjblzin27 Report

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elderly people tend to be horrible drivers. I was almost t-boned by an old man who didn’t look both ways before he turned. I literally watched them not look. I had to swerve to miss him.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husbands grandfather was a frail man that walked with a cane. He was very gentle, soft spoken and very respectful. We all went to visit my husband's great-grandmother in the nursing home. As soon as we got into the back seat of grandpa's car, my husband said "Buckle in and hold on." Seems granddad had a lead foot and a desire to be Jeff Gordon. We were doing 60+ on the winding back roads of North Carolina (posted speed limit..35mph.) I miss that guy!

    Marsha Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Don't be ageist! He's probably been driving more years than you're alive, can afford a bigger car.... He shouldn't have cut you off, but sounds like maybe you were "cruising" too slowly on I-95. (?) I'm in my 70s, got cut off by someone in a Ferrari, caught up and passed him. In a Skoda Yeti.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you noticed that since the pandemic started more and more people seem to have forgotten how to be civilized?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Why bother catching up? It helps to have two if you want a real 'accident'.

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    #40

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    cwolfyy Report

    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone actually think a PANDEMIC would last less than a year??

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people still can't quite wrap their heads around it. Wouldn't believe the nonsense I hear.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a recently-vaccinated mother with a sick kid today, I heard "thank god it cannot be Covid". OF COURSE YES, because that's how it works; once vaccinated you have an anti-viral aura that protects your family.

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In January 2020, my co-worker organised an 'End of Covid' party for June 2020. Needless to say, the party was cancelled.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the beginning of the pandemic, Covid-19 was often compared to the Spanish flu, and that pandemic took about 2 years.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope Covid won't take longer than the Spanish Flu

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    Dillon Hughes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everyone was responsible and isolated for a month it would be over. Crovidiots...

    What's In Your Head?
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    If everyone woke up and started to actually THINK for a month, it would be over. It's all a sick game.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a plot twist if the "main" part is 2weeks and after the twist it's 50+.

    Shelby P
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one was told (by a credible source) that the pandemic would last only 2 weeks. Most scientists said it was going to upwards of 18 months before we'd see a vaccine and that if we all worked hard and physically distanced ourselves we might be able to ride out the worst of it.

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave a friend a book as birthday-gift - Stephen King's The Stand. In the story a flu-virus kills 98% of humankind. Well, 1week later we heard about Covid19 for the first time.

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i still remember the old days when everyone turned covid into a joke in school. Oh, those good times

    Leslie Tollefson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My poor SIL is in the same boat. She got it early last year - not a super bad case, but she felt crappy for a couple weeks. And is STILL not better a year later - chronic, debilitating fatigue; allergies to EVERYTHING and stuff she was never allergic to before. It's been terrible to watch, but fascinating at the same time that the same organism can cause such radically different reactions.

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    #41

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    HarmonMSG Report

    Amelie Peacock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope that little frog was ok......oh and u too buddy

    Forty Seven Pandas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not really a plot twist, but it's still a funny story :)

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be in the context of his twitter account, if he's the unflappable hero soldier there.

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    Usernames
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I broke my clavicula. A light bug stuck in my glasses, when I rode my bicycle. I hit a pole.

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh harder than I have at any of the others.

    A.J Milne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one that laughed. Sorry if it's offensive.

    #42

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    chucklefish2113 Report

    Swiss_David
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You took a pregnancy test to prank your boyfriend? How on earth are you responsible enough to become a parent.

    K.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the thing... even animals can do it. Having babies are not hallmarks of adulthood or maturity.

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    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do that. It's hurtful, even if you did end up actually being pregnant.

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think pranking pregnancy is a good idea.

    Dirk Daring
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    4 years ago

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    You say topranko, I say totrapo.

    David Harkness
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    4 years ago

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    #43

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    tyson_c Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We waited 7 years for a time machine to be invented, so we could go back in time and attend your wedding, but they didn't manage to invent one. Sorry"

    Something
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    4 years ago

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    Draco Malfoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably used fedex to ship their reply (jk lol)

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am genuinely lost on how this is a plot twist?

    Amelie Peacock
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    4 years ago

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    guess u can't come to the divorce party that seven years later then (⊙_⊙)

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    #44

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    Optimist_Eeyore Report

    Brendan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't have any interest in cats; no emotional connection whatsoever. I moved in with my girlfriend, who had a house cat. That cat became my baby lol.

    Juniper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woody is a perfect child and I shall hear no blasphemy trying to convince me otherwise!

    #45

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    MikeSua43775530 Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? There must be a whole lot more to this story....lol

    Lis Daglish
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, right? I need an origin story and reveal here.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, someone who needs glasses more than I do.

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I'm not buying this one.

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are..you...BLIND? or...was it just dark when you "adopted" it?

    scarr_bee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait WHAT?! How long did it take for you to realize?

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    #46

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    GBPackers724 Report

    Javiera Gotelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving drunk with a 10-year-old as a passenger...

    Cynner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know it's possible you can go to a bar and drink one/two beers and a few soda?

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    PhybreAwptic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not so low key a humble brag because of the picture.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’re from Boston without saying you’re from Boston.

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said he was 10 so this could of been in the 80s things were different back then we use to ride In the back of the truck on the interstate

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking and driving ..with a kid...

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    #47

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    PaulaNKOTB Report

    NMN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't understand families that have children from other relationships and just never tell the kids

    Annett Nyrud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother was single = the parents were not together = she may not even know her dad (much)

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the man on the right look kinda like Hugh Jackman?

    Amy Cohen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man on the right is very handsome. I’d have a crush on him too. Unless he was my brother.

    Dark_flame
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The father didn't know, or the never told? How did they find out it was their halfbrother?

    Annett Nyrud
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mother was single = the parents were not together = she may not even know her dad (much) = dad might not have told her

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    Harrison Miller
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    4 years ago

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    UMMM if he is 23 and you are 17 then he can't be your father. Unless he had sex with your mom at age 5.

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    #48

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    Heidi_Gray_ Report

    Amelie Peacock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh thank god they lived my heart stopped for a sec

    Graham Baker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no offense but how would they have posted the tweet if they were dead?

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    Blake Ingram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been an interesting insurance claim.

    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine killing your mom or child. Horrible. So glad they were OK. I had someone drive a deep curb under normal weather, and I think they looked up from a text too late. Or they thought it would be fun to be fast. Their car waved and I had no way to just move immediately because I couldn't see if someone else was rounding the corner. And I had no ideatheir direction. But I once had an accodent where I didn't want to hit an innocent car when the car that hit me lost control, so I decided that won't happen this time. If I waited longer to swerve I would have been hit. They did a donut before stopping.

    Mohsie Supposie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was it explaining to the insurance guys, without sounding like a scam?

    #49

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    ShiRobison Report

    Ev
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was the tweet?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're So Not Vain, You Think This Tweet Is Not About You --- no, it wrecks the rhythm.

    #50

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    c_0rpsecard Report

    Abigail Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky, you got to be a stylist that day!

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    #51

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    RyanBartholomee Report

    Amelie Peacock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh its like a movie.....*chews popcorn*

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    #52

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    tayraeswift Report

    Star of the world
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im gonna get downvoted, but this seems fake

    Lorrie Rothstein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it . Wouldn't you know Taylor swift is your cousin? Phony story

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2003? Taylor was 13. Did she have an official site at 13? She was 14 or 15 recording her first album, right? I heard of her sometime between Sept 2006-June 2007 because my dorm friend introduced me to her that school year. If it is true the website would have been new, getting ahead of the game.

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    #53

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    vangoesboom Report

    Amelie Peacock
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a little spot of heaven right there :)

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you hide kids in the trunk of your car?! And where is the plot, before the twist? Questions.

    Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! No hiding Oreos from kids! Oreos are for sharing! Think about how the kids feel

    Diane Aguilar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if they're just going to end up eating the whole package. That's a good reason to hide a package of Oreos and/or other treats so the kids won't find it/them. And then teach them that not leaving some treats to share is selfish.

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    #54

    Real-Life-Plot-Twist-Jimmy-Fallon

    Bloner33 Report

    MERCI LANGSTON
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it has something to do with Thanos and the Avengers.

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    hi myself
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, everybody that downvoted this probably hasn't watched Avengers Infinity War and Avengers Endgame.

    Yvette Desmarais
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me when I was married. It's like I popped back into the world after my divorce. Only I was 24 years older.

    Sav Medrano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH IT'S A MARVEL REFERENCE, welp.

    Anthony Picco
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you besmirch a pizza with pineapple

    JennyBee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what puberty is like time passes and some people look like adults while others look like 10 yr olds

    Imposmate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same thing happened to me when I was younger. My mom and dad said goodnight to me, and after they left, it suddenly just turned to morning like nothing happened.

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