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It could be said that even before humans appeared on this Earth, history started being written. Then, when we appeared, the craziest things started happening -- we're not an easy species for a planet to handle, to put it simply.
Throughout many years of human history, so many weird things have happened that it's nearly impossible to keep track of them all. Today, we're gonna take a look at a few of the events from history books -- some of which are pretty weird. In fact, some of them are so weird, people say they would look "too unrealistic" in a movie. So, let's jump in, shall we?
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#1
The Shakleton Endurance expedition for sure. Boat stranded on drfting ice for months, eventually crushed and sinks, crew use 3 small unprotected lifeboats to navigate to a small rocky baron outcrop in freezing winter during a gale, then a few of them take a boat and make a passage hundreds of miles across the roughest sea on the planet to make landfall on a small island on the wrong side, and need to cross a(n uncharted) mountain range on foot, with no gear or food to reach a whaling station to call for help.
And then every single crew member survives.
Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
It's an amazing story. This is an excellent book about it: Endurance: Shackleton's Incredible Voyage
Pedantic Panda 5 months ago
Listened to an episode of "In our time" recently which claims that whilst Shackleton was a great leader, he was a poor planner which lead to the situation in the first place
Billo66 4 months ago
Well, If you set out attempting to fail, but instead you succeed, which have you done?
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The Darkest Timeline 5 months ago
Because he had his misadventures, Shackleton gets all the press while Amundsen, who planned meticulously and had his voyage go quite well, gets hardly a mention. People love drama but good leadership is often boring.
Verena 5 months ago
That depends on the country. In the countries I spend my time in, Amundsen is well known and Shackleton not.
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Janissary35680 5 months ago
A parable has it that when you're born, your're given two sacks: one labled "Luck", the other labled "Experience". The first is full, the second is empty. Your job in life is to fill the second sack as much as possible before the first one runs out.
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AutumnGirl 5 months ago
Please don't forget the role of Chilean Pilot Pardo in the rescue of Shackleton and the Endurance's crew. https://www.gov.uk/government/news/to-mark-the-centenary-of-the-rescue-by-pardo-of-shackletons-men
Caffeinated Ape 5 months ago
No no, they're referring to Rocky, Baron of Outcrop. Dreadful fellow, never even offered them tea. /s
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#2
Tsutomu Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima for work when the b**b dropped. He survived, returned home to Nagasaki… and survived the second b**b too.
Marky G 5 months ago (edited)
I've survived more than 2 b.o.o.b.s in my lifetime..that us what the censored word is yeah?
Peeka_Mimi 5 months ago
Yeah the 2 b00bs have been attached since puberty. I survive them daily.
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John Dilligaf 5 months ago
hate to say it, but the guy was a jinx. Everywhere he went cities exploded.
Billo66 4 months ago (edited)
We glance at the article, maybe even peruse it. Then we fill in the mistakes with context using our brain and just move along. It's easier that way. Don't hold up the queue, we're in Lithuania now. Elkis pats. :)
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The death of Henry Ziegland. Henry left his wife of 5 years which caused her to commit s*****e. Her brother decided to m****r Henry, so he snuck up on him while he was working in the barn and took a shot at him. The bullet grazed Henry’s cheek and imbedded in a tree behind the barn. Henry laid down and pretended to be dead. His wife’s brother thinking he had accomplished his goal, then shot and k****d himself. Twenty years go by, and Henry decides to chop down the tree in front of his barn because it’s too big and in the way. Henry and his brother take turns chopping at the tree, but it’s too hard and the progress is slow. Henry decides he’s going to use 3 sticks of dynamite to take the tree down. He ties them around the tree and lights the fuse. The explosion sent the bullet that had imbedded in the tree 20 years earlier straight into Henry’s head, k*****g him.
Billo66 4 months ago
One time I was cleaning my car while I was broke and bored. Under the accelerator pedal I found a giant bud of very nice herb I didn't know I had dropped. Karma is real.
Joe Reaves 5 months ago
911 used this as inspiration for an incident in one of their episodes.
Throughout cinematic history, humans have made a lot of movies. As of 2025, the world has recorded over 698,754 movies, with the number increasing daily. So, such a huge number is bound to have quite a few weird ones among them.
The question is, what is considered to be a weird movie? After all, we all have different understandings of what is weird for us and for others – essentially, it’s very subjective. Yet, this doesn’t stop people from sharing their opinions about it. Here, there’s this public list on IMDB of “The Top 100 Weirdest Movies of All Time” in no particular order.
#4
Japan being protected from an invasion from another country by a freak typhoon. Twice.
DeShotz 5 months ago
The invaders were the Mongols. The storms were called the “divine wind” (kamikaze) by the Japanese. That is the source of the name for the type of attack.
DeShotz 5 months ago
It makes perverse sense. If you’re in WWII and you desperately want to manipulate and convince your people to commit acts of suícide, you can name it after something that is inspirational and evokes the notion of a powerful and supernatural historical force that successfully defended the homeland.
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The Great Emu War.
In Western Australia in the 1930s, the military was called in to eradicate a large emu population that was destroying wheat crops. They failed spectacularly and had to withdraw.
Australias military went to war with a flock of giant birds and were beaten.
Tucker Cahooter 5 months ago
Unfortunately the emus were too bird-brained to enforce their victory by demanding parliamentary representation
The Darkest Timeline 5 months ago
Would that work as a “come visit Australia!” ad? “Come see us down under, where even our birds will kick your äss!” Probably not.
Caffeinated Ape 5 months ago
Well, it's not too far fetched. Some years back the Northern Territory ran a tourism ad campaign with the tagline "See you in the NT", which was abbreviated. CU in the NT. I'm not even joking.
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#6
The f*****g molasses flood...people died...because of a tsunami of boiling molasses rolling down the streets.
Sounds like the nightmare of a 5 year old with a fever.
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 5 months ago (edited)
It wasn't boiling, it was lukewarm, which when you stop to think about it, it is worst. Molasses is so thick that people soffocated when knocked off their feet and face down in the stuff. Chronicles say that the place smelled of molasses for years.
Gabby Ghoul 5 months ago
It wasn't boiling ... and now I am trying to imagine how much energy it would take to bring 2+ million gallons of molasses to a boil.
It includes titles like Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, The Shining, and many others. Maybe you don’t find them particularly weird, but some others do, enough to include them in such lists. You know, to each his own.
At the same time, as Mark Twain said, “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.” The first part of the quote is the most important for us today – truth or reality can be stranger, and usually is, stranger than fiction.
#7
Hannibal crossing the alps, smashnig three Roman armies in three years including a perfect encirclement tactic that was influential in modern battle tactics, then not besieging/attacking Rome directly... Like wtf.
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 5 months ago
Can you imagine the first Roman guard that actually saw that? Think of it. You are possibly a young soldier, never outside your native Rome, and all of the sudden you are seeing this huge, gray monsters with spears on their faces, charging against you.
Janissary35680 5 months ago (edited)
"While it is true that Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants, none of the offspring survived." 🐘 X🏔️
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 5 months ago
Hannibal Barca was an absolute freakin' genius. My number one favourite and most admired historical figure.
CP 5 months ago (edited)
The Battle of Cannae. Just a thing of beauty. As far as not attacking or besieging Rome, there were tons of politics at play over various cities pledging to help Rome or go against them in Italy. They were second class cities and it meant your city would be razed to the ground if Hannibal and his one army couldn't protect you. That was the key. Hannibal had one army that couldn't be beaten directly in the field, but wasn't supplied enough to besiege Rome. It is a strange situation that doesn't makes sense from a birds eye view.
The Darkest Timeline 5 months ago
Showing once again that, in war, logistics are king.
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Cindy Brick 5 months ago
He crossed the Alps all right...but he lost most of his elephants doing so. And a heck of a lot of soldiers. This hasn't impressed me very much after learning that.
#8
There was a group of 38 soldiers tasked with guarding a mountain pass during WWI. No one ever came through except for one guy who joined them. They spent the war enjoying a mountain vacation.
I can’t remember the country, but it was a small European one.
Edit: It was Lichtenstein and the austroprussian war. Also, 80 soldiers initially with 81 returning. Thanks to those who corrected me.
Michelle C 5 months ago
If anyone’s curious, this soldier in question was Italian, if I remember correctly.
#9
How the British stole tea from China. They had to send an agent to discover how the Chinese were making tea and steal some samples to grow in India. In 1848, the British East India Company sent Robert Fortune, a Scottish Botanist to buy samples of Chinese luxury variants. Foreigners in China were not allowed outside the Treaty Ports. Fortune, a large Scotsman disguised himself as a high ranking Mandarin and travelled undercover despite not speaking much Chinese. Think Sean Connery in You Only Live Twice (except Chinese not Japanese).
Fortune shaved his head, plaited the hair at the back into the classic braid, and wore silk robes. When sometimes challenged about his strange accent and poor Chinese, he would tell questioners he was from up North in China.
He did this for years, and made multiple trips.
It should be the plot for a long forgotten racist comedy from the 1970s, but it actually happened, and he did get the samples, as well as exposing some massive fraud in the Chinese tea industry where they were treating some of teas with cyanide to make them look like the more expensive versions to sell to foreigners.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
Had to google him to see if there was a portrait. That is the whitest looking man I’ve ever seen 😂
Pedantic Panda 5 months ago
And then forced India to grow it, even at the expense of food, which had predicable consequences.
Chewie Baron 5 months ago (edited)
They didn’t force India to grow it. During their internal exploration of India, they accidentally came across some tea plants. Tea was growing there already. They finally had their tea empire.
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Nils Skirnir 5 months ago
Brits stole most everything that wasn’t nailed down and a lot that was. Just like almost all other colonists
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 5 months ago
I go through different stages of intensely studying things and at one point it was the reasons for prohibition (this is related, I swear) I will spare you all of that but the reason it is related is that the introduction of tea brought about a sort of renaissance in innovation and productivity because people stopped being mildly drunk all the time.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
I have no idea - Google him, he’s shockingly not-Asian looking 😅 I’m genuinely curious too
Load More Replies... ANTIVICTORIA 5 months ago
Fecking sneaky greedy Brits. And we're supposed to take the word of a thief defaming the competition?
You might wonder – how can that be? After all, movies can have ghosts, zombies, and other various creatures that, as far as we know, don’t exist in our world. So, how can reality be a reality weirder than that? Well, it only takes opening a history book to realize how.
Today, you don’t even have to open a book; opening this article was more than enough. It’s because here you will find a full-blown list of various weird historical events. And they’re not simply weird – they are so odd that many netizens say that if they were suggested as a movie plot, people would write them off as too unrealistic.
#10
Caesar was kidnapped by pirates - and resented that the ransom asked for was too small.
In 75 BC, the future dictator of Rome was kidnapped. He himself insisted that the pirates raise the ransom. After his release, he organized a fleet, caught them and crucified them.
Joe Reaves 5 months ago
TBF he did tell them that he would do that after they released him. They rather foolishly chose not to believe him.
#11
Rasputin. Like all of him is just so crazy that no one could take it seriously in a movie.
#12
The Bone Wars between two paleontologists in the 1870s who got so competitive they started dynamiting fossil sites just to spite each other.
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 5 months ago
Edward Drinker Cope and Othniel Marsh. The feud was ludicrous. Apparently, it all started when Cope invited Marsh to the unveiling of the skeleton of an elasmosaurus, a marine reptile he had just discovered. Marsh pointed out, in public, that the skull of had been mistakenly placed at the tip of the tail, and Cope never forgave that.
Without spoiling too much, we’re going to mention that this collection of historical events includes such things as The Great Emu War, stories of various historical personalities, like Joan of Arc, The Great Molasses Flood, and many other stories. Did we pique your interest? Take a look at the list and don’t forget to upvote!
Basically, humanity has survived through a lot of good, bad, ugly, and interesting things. Our experiences inspired a bunch of movies, from documentaries to stories that are very loosely based on something that happened.
#13
World War I.
All the alliances built just feel like a series of contrivances some writer put in place to get to the conclusion of starting a war.
Then the actual match that lit the powder keg, the assassination of Franz Ferdinand, was a series of insane incompetency and coincidences.
In the middle of it all, one of the longest running and largest empires, Russia, collapses.
A global war too boring? Okay, let’s throw in a pandemic that may have been responsible for 50 million deaths in just 2 years.
Then finish it such an unsatisfying and inconclusive way that it’s obvious you left an opening for a sequel.
Nils Skirnir 5 months ago
History in another 200 years may well lump the late 19th Century wars, WW1, and WW2 into one war. As modern historians have done with the 30 Years War.
Caffeinated Ape 5 months ago
Don't forget about following up the pandemic with a mysterious sleeping sickness. I'm honestly wondering if we'll see anything similar this time, especially given long covid.
Daniel Atkins 5 months ago
Germany trying to get Mexico to attack the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmermann_telegram
#14
Since it’s Canada Day, Leo Major liberating an entire Dutch city from German occupation in one night, by himself.
Wild Cream 5 months ago (edited)
No no no, one sentence doesn’t do this justice - y’all need to hear the story. Leo Major’s liberation of Zwolle, a city in the Netherlands, is one of the most incredible solo feats of World War II. In April 1945, as the war neared its end, the Canadian army was advancing through the Netherlands, and Zwolle was still occupied by German forces. Rather than risk heavy civilian casualties in a full-scale battle, Leo Major and his friend W***y Arsenault - edit: his name was W I L L Y, ffs BP - were sent in as a two-man recon team to scout German positions before a larger attack. Tragically, W***y was killed early on, but Leo refused to retreat. Instead, he decided to liberate the city by himself. Under the cover of darkness, he launched a psychological a*****t: he moved through the city firing his weapons, throwing grenades, and creating the illusion of a much larger attacking force. (Can you imagine one man making enough of a racket to fool people into thinking it’s dozens or hundreds?) He captured groups of German soldiers BY HIMSELF, used their radios to spread disinformation, and told prisoners to warn their commanders of a massive Canadian attack underway.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
His tactics worked — by early morning, the German forces fled the city, fearing a full-scale invasion. Leo then met with the local Dutch resistance and confirmed the city was clear. When Canadian forces entered Zwolle the next day, they found it already liberated — by one man. To this day, Zwolle honors Leo Major with streets named after him and ceremonies celebrating his bravery. His actions saved countless civilian lives and became a symbol of courage, cunning, and unshakable determination.
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Canada is one of the reasons the Geneva convention was made.
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The guy who assassinated Franz Ferdinand failed twice, and decided to get something to eat at a cafe when Franz Ferdinand drove right in front of him, so he pulled out his gun and took the shot.
OneHappyPuppy 5 months ago
His name was Gavrilo Princip. And if it wasn't for that insane coincidence - yeah, ww1 would have started another way because the wheels were already in motion, this was just a trigger to start it all
Nils Skirnir 5 months ago
Yep. The Brits and Germans were already on tenterhooks.
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Angarade 5 months ago
One of the seven assassins try to k**l himself by jumping in a river less than 4 inches deep...
David Jackson 5 months ago
They may be true, but I believe that he first took a pill to d!3 and then jumped
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Still, there are more than enough events that weren’t turned into screenplays – our history is very broad. So, if you’re someone who's looking for inspiration for your next great project, maybe our list can provide it.
What other weird historical events would you add to this list? We’ll be waiting for your suggestions in the comments!
#16
Joan of Arc. The whole story could just come out of Game of thrones.
Jean Novotny 5 months ago
Game of thrones is based on the books. And George RR Martin was influenced by many things in medieval history when writing the series.
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Jean Novotny 5 months ago
George RR Martin was influenced by many aspects of medieval history when he wrote the books that game of Thrones is based on.
#17
An Australian doc named Barry Marshall was working on research in the 1980s to show that it was bacteria, not stress, that was the cause of stomach ulcers. His team’s research was rejected and unpublished.
So Barry did what any scientist would do. He took a solution containing the H. Pylori bacteria, drank it, and waited to see what happened. 3 days later he started developing symptoms of stomach ulcers.
More research was published, his work was now taken seriously, and he won a Nobel Prize in the early 2000s with his partner on the research project.
Moral of the story: they say don’t be resentful of others because it’s like drinking poison and hoping the other people suffer.
That’s usually true, but sometimes it gets you a Nobel Prize and an immediate write-up in every medical school textbook.
#18
In the 19th century, a Chinese p********e (today known as Zheng Yi Sao) ended up marrying a pirate. She helped her husband consolidate control of a large confederation of pirate ships.
Eventually her husband died, so she married her adoptive son, further consolidated power and led the largest pirate force in human history: over 40,000 pirates and 400 vessels, absolutely terrorizing the Pearl River Delta (where Hong Kong, Shenzhen, Guangzhou, Macau are located)
The Chinese navy was so overwhelmed that they requested British and Portuguese aid.
Zheng Yi Sao continued the fight but realized that with time, they were going to lose. She negotiated a surrender and got amnesty for herself and her crew.
She quietly lived out the rest of her life running a gambling house.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao.
zzbc6m22fq 5 months ago
Maybe we should start using euphemisms instead of asterisks. A p********e could be described as a lady of the evening, and d***s could be goofy pills? I start to h************e (1) when I see e*******d (2) words that have been a********d (3). 1) hyperventilate 2) elongated 3) asterisked.
Roxy222uk 4 months ago
I have no idea why this has never been made into a film, because it would be perfect. Admittedly I don’t know if it’s a film or TV series within China, but surely the West can get over itself and make a film where no one’s white if the story is so rip-roaring and swash-buckling?
#19
You're not getting a ton of actual answers or answers that are made up, so I'll give you a real one.
The assassination of Kim Jong Un's older brother sounds like something out of a television show.
They basically tricked these two young ladies into thinking they were on like a television prank show for like a year, and they went around pranking peoplein different locations. The prank was that one girl would run up and rub hand sanitizer on someone's face and then giggling run away. Then the other girl would run up and squirt perfume on their face and giggle and run away. Haha funny prank right? They were taught carefully exactly how and where to apply the products, and to run away and wash their hands immediately.
Well little did these girls know they were training to k**l Kim Jong un's older brother. On the day of the actual m****r, it wasn't hand sanitizer and perfume anymore, it was two components of a deadly neurotoxin that once combined cause a rapid, painful death.
So they're "pranking" people and filming their videos at the airport, and here comes Kim Jong-Nam with his family through the airport. The "producers" of the "prank show" have the girls target him. They run up on him and the first girl rubs the first half of the poison on his face, giggles and runs away. The second girl runs up squirts him with perfume but it's not perfume it's the other half of the neurotoxin, then giggles and runs away.
He figured out something terrible was up immediately because of the pain, and approached security, but he was dead within minutes.
The girls were caught immediately due to the extensive CCTV, but not the people directing the whole thing. They had no idea they'd just k****d someone. They thought they were gonna be TV stars.
Of course, it's widely believed that Kim Jong Un and his sister had Jong Nam k****d because he was an embarrassment to the family as he he favored Western pop culture a bit too much.
Edit: I have multiple details wrong (thank you for the correction u/palookaboy) but that's the gist of it. It's easy enough to look into if anyone is interested.
Adam Belaire 5 months ago
For those curious (like me); one girl was released when the charges were dismissed (Malaysian AG had the authority but only evoked it for one), the other plead guilty to a lesser charge and only served about 2 years before being released.
#20
Lavrentiy Beria
In the Death of Stalin, they had to downplay how evil he was because they thought the audience wouldn't believe it.
Wild Cream 5 months ago (edited)
Lavrentiy Beria, one of the most feared men in the Soviet Union, committed numerous horrific acts during his time as head of Stalin’s secret police (the NKVD). Here are some of the worst: 1.Mass executions and purges: Beria was a key architect of Stalin’s Great Purge, overseeing the arrest, t*****e, and e*******n of hundreds of thousands of people, including political opponents, intellectuals, military leaders, and ordinary citizens accused of being “enemies of the people.” 2.Terror and forced confessions: Under Beria, the NKVD routinely used brutal t*****e methods to extract false confessions, which were then used to justify executions or long prison sentences in the G***g. 3.G***g system expansion: Beria played a major role in expanding and managing the vast network of G***g forced labor camps, where millions of people were imprisoned, starved, overworked, and killed. 4.Ethnic cleansing and deportations: He organized mass deportations of entire ethnic groups (such as Chechens,
#21
If you wrote a movie about the amateur poker player who won the 2003 World Series of Poker, the producers would beg you to call him *anything* but Chris Moneymaker.
Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
I would think that wearing mirrored glasses while playing poker would be a bad idea ...
Miracle Max 5 months ago
Texas Hold'em all you need to see is the corner of your cards, to see the value and suit. You don't hold your cards up in front of you!
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Jack Handy 4 months ago (edited)
For more context, Chris Moneymaker was an amateur and won the main event despite having no tournament experience. He entered the tournament from a ticket won in an online PokerStars table.
#22
Henry VIII in England. Changed the entire religion of his country so he could s**g Anne Boleyn amongst many other things that no dramatist would dare to make up.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
I can’t tell y'all about my sweet new s**g rug because BP believes ‘tis a dirty word
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Hiram's Friend 4 months ago
The whole church thing is a side issue. Look at the size of that codpiece!
Apatheist Account2 5 months ago
He didn't change the religion. He put himself at the head of the Catholic church, in England, and it was so he could get a divorce from his first Catherine (of Aragon). It was Martin Luther who "invented" Protestantism which was taken up by the likes of Anne Boleyn, Elizabeth I and Edward VI. It didn't really become the official religion permanently until the Act of Settlement in 1701 enshrined the Protestant succession.
Crissy Newbury 5 months ago
No he did not! He declared himself the head of the CHURCH OF ENGLAND. He proclaimed the dissolution of the Catholic monestries to rid himself and England of Catholicism.
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In the American Civil War, the pivotal battle, the Battle of Antietam, may never have happened except for a careless officer and some cigars. General Lee wrote out an order detailing the planned movements of the conferederate army during Lee's Maryland Campaign. One particular set of orders got wrapped up with a bundle of cigars for safekeeping. That bundle of cigars then got lost (nobody is quite sure how), and later on a union soldier, when walking through the field where they were misplaced, saw a bundle of cigars and said "hey, free cigars!". He found a note wrapped up with them, and showed it to his commanding officer, who passed it up the chain, and let the union army know exactly where to go to catch the confederates.
If you put it in a movie, people would complain about it being a crappy deus ex machina.
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 5 months ago
What about John Sedgewick's last words? "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance", refering to the rebels shooting at them. Just to be hit at that distance seconds later.
#24
The events described in the Star Spangled Banner. Basically, the Brits were defeated on land, then tried to sail around to attack Baltimore from a different side. However, there was a fort in the way.
The Brits, not really caring about Baltimore anyway, tried to destroy the fort for 27 hours using long range weapons rather than risk sailing up to fort and actually attacking it and risk losing a ship.
The Brits used 2 weapon types: Congreve Rockets, which were developed by Congreve (whose father happened to be the British's weapon procurer and whose technology lacked spin stabilization or fins). Not surprisingly, the weapon was not successful and lacked range to hit the fort or set its earthen walls on fire. It was essentially a firework at that long range range, filling the air with red burst of flames.
The other weapon, a b**b mortar, was a huge explosive shell launched from massive mortars. However they tended to not go where they were aimed and the fuses, which kept the thing from exploding when fired, tended to fizzle out. One b**b landed right on the fort's powder store but the fuse failed. Feels like Plot Armor.
Despite nearly 2,000 projectiles being fired at the fort, barely any men were k****d and the next morning the Fort just went about its daily business.
It was a bizarre battle with the Brits trying an untested strategy (because they lacked real motivation to win and didn't want to lose more than they wanted to win). The Americans won by just sitting there, unable to fight back.
And the description of that bizarre battle became the American National Anthem, thanks to a Congressman representing Baltimore pushing for it.
And the tune of the National Anthem is... British.
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 5 months ago (edited)
The tune is not only British, but from an old English drinking song called "Anacreon in Heaven." To be fair, it was an standard practice of the time to use popular songs to fix patriotic lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ileDXkSTse8
Wild Cream 5 months ago
That’s honestly kind of hilarious 😂 that’s what “the bombs bursting in air” means? PS happy 4th of July to the American pandas out there, hope you’re all hanging in there ❤️
Lupita Nyong'heaux 5 months ago
notice they never sing the whole song, especially the the third verse. francis scott key was a racist and a slave owner. his whole "land of the free and home of the brave" shtick never included nonwhites, especially not black people. ... "And where is that band who so vauntingly swore, That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion A home and a Country should leave us no more? Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave."
#25
That dude that scared off an enemy army by sitting in front of the fort and playing a lute.
Chewie Baron 5 months ago
Pfft, that’s nothing. In WWI, the Germans were scared of the Scots. Not just from hearing them play the bagpipes, but watching g them play them, in kilts, whilst the Allies were charging the German lines. The Germans thought the Scots were lunatics and didn’t shoot them in case they really annoyed them.
What do you think ?
Adam Belaire 5 months ago
I t***k y*u m***t be r***t. Y**'d t***k t**y w***d do s*******g e**e.
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Eleanor of Aquitaine would be up there. Marries Louis VII of France because she has a lot of land in her dowry - like a really lot. Has no male issue, just two daughters. Louis is chums with the Pope and gets the marriage annulled because no boys (in your face Henry VIII!!!). She then marries Henry II of England. He now has more land in France than the King of France does. Oh, and she gives Henry five sons! She then encourages her sons to rebel against their father. They do. In the end they have to place her in some form of house arrest but in a nunnery. Know as one of England’s She Wolves. Amazing woman.
ANTIVICTORIA 5 months ago
But they made a movie about it. It's called 'The Lion in Winter' and one of my favorite movies. Kate (Hepburn) the Great played Eleanor. Great cast.
Load More Replies... Janissary35680 5 months ago
Three real but hard to believe historical events I'd like to see films of are the Battle of Fishguard, when the French invaded Wales (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fishguard) and biopics or miniseries about Mary of the Mongols. a 13th century Byzantine princess who was married off to a Mongol khan and returned after 15 years, having had enough of Mongols (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Saint_Mary_of_the_Mongols) and Thomas Pellow, abducted by Barbary Pirates at the age of 11 and enslaved for 23 years, he rose to a position of high rank in the Moroccan sultan's army before escaping back to his Cornwall home (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Pellow).
Michelle C 5 months ago (edited)
I can’t believe BP missed an opportunity to discuss Audie Murphy. Hollywood made a movie about him and downplay some of his actual exploits or admitted them entirely because they seemed much too unrealistic for a movie. Y’all are in for quite the rideif you get a chance to look up First Lieutenant Murphy!
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 5 months ago
This was so fun, thank you for sharing it! The discussion in the comments was wonderful, I learned about some new things, yay!
Adam Belaire 5 months ago
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Load More Replies... Chewie Baron 5 months ago
Eleanor of Aquitaine would be up there. Marries Louis VII of France because she has a lot of land in her dowry - like a really lot. Has no male issue, just two daughters. Louis is chums with the Pope and gets the marriage annulled because no boys (in your face Henry VIII!!!). She then marries Henry II of England. He now has more land in France than the King of France does. Oh, and she gives Henry five sons! She then encourages her sons to rebel against their father. They do. In the end they have to place her in some form of house arrest but in a nunnery. Know as one of England’s She Wolves. Amazing woman.
ANTIVICTORIA 5 months ago
But they made a movie about it. It's called 'The Lion in Winter' and one of my favorite movies. Kate (Hepburn) the Great played Eleanor. Great cast.
Load More Replies... Janissary35680 5 months ago
Three real but hard to believe historical events I'd like to see films of are the Battle of Fishguard, when the French invaded Wales (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fishguard) and biopics or miniseries about Mary of the Mongols. a 13th century Byzantine princess who was married off to a Mongol khan and returned after 15 years, having had enough of Mongols (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Saint_Mary_of_the_Mongols) and Thomas Pellow, abducted by Barbary Pirates at the age of 11 and enslaved for 23 years, he rose to a position of high rank in the Moroccan sultan's army before escaping back to his Cornwall home (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Pellow).
Michelle C 5 months ago (edited)
I can’t believe BP missed an opportunity to discuss Audie Murphy. Hollywood made a movie about him and downplay some of his actual exploits or admitted them entirely because they seemed much too unrealistic for a movie. Y’all are in for quite the rideif you get a chance to look up First Lieutenant Murphy!
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 5 months ago
This was so fun, thank you for sharing it! The discussion in the comments was wonderful, I learned about some new things, yay!
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