50 Funny And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through At 3 AM Instead Of Sleeping

If you ever want to feel good, movie stars are shorter than they should be. At 5'5, I surpass a lot of them.

I've recently watched the Schindler's List and this meme is true about the role of Amon Goeth.

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I remember when gay pörn movies first started appearing on DVD. I remember seeing one that had bloopers as an option to watch! Bloopers on a gay pōrn DVD!!!

PLEASE I STILL WATCH CARTOONS AFTERWARD 😂😂

He'll yes

volume during movie vs. volume during commercials

I'll give Amazon Prime credit, a lot of films carry multiple soundtracks and often two of them are varying degrees of "dialogue boost". [then I'll take the credit away again because when they do this there's pretty much no hope of having original language audio, so a lot of English language films only come with French dub]

We should have the same controls we do in videogames. Different volumes for dialogue, sound effect, and music.

I honestly don't think the loss ever heals

It’s been almost 20 years since my childhood cat passed away and I still miss her even though I know she’s in a better place. Fortunately, she lived a very long and happy life.

Today is my childhood pup’s birthday. He would have been 18. He died at 15, a few years ago. I’ve been fortunate to have 2 soul pups in my life - my dog now and my childhood dog. His name was Pepe, and he was the sweetest baby boy. I owe him more than he’ll ever know, and I miss him everyday.

Is that bowl of shrimp even covered? What so much? Having guests over?

Are those chips at the top of the left picture?

😂

If you ever feel useless, remember that someone's job is to install blinkers on BMWs.

True

Ha this is exactly me! My Mum was a Seamstress and I was a naughty kid! 😁

I used to say that, and then ask a totally innocuous question.

Yummy 😋 😋 😋

Me only focusing on the fact that its david tennent-

I've had Timehop for 7 years, I HAVE rated the app but I still get this notification!!!

You win the internets!

My childhood cat was like this. If I so much as lightly scratched her belly without her consent (and sometimes it wasn’t obvious that she didn’t want me to rub her belly), she would either walk away or threaten to scratch me depending on her mood otherwise. The only person who could pick her up for longer than a second or two, too, was one of my neighbors from whom my family and I adopted her when they moved. Even then, she was picky about who could show and reciprocate affection when!

..and winning.

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Add chess to the list.

Why isn’t s*x in there ?

Ahh, so true

she's adorable

Understandable. They can't possibly be more than 6 years old.

They still have to remember whether they've had their birthday this year yet.

To a good question, you never get a good answer

I always just automatically round up

The reason why things are priced at .99 originally came about to stop cashiers just pocketing whole bank notes when no one was looking. Most people pay with a note (or used to) so it requires that cashier to actually open the register to get change for them thus registering the sale on the til roll.

Two or three years ago, I went to Target and most of their kitchen section had prices like $5 $8 $10. It was glorious. I don't know if they made that stantard. I don't think so.