50 Of The Funniest Memes From This IG Account

Don't forget the people who would intentionally let themselves get bitten, to show everyone it was a conspiracy

And some would proudly show it and say, "So what?" You can usually identify them by their red hats.

But it wouldn't go with my shoes.

And?

And do zombie party.

Don't ask my houseplants how that worked out for them.

Do they perform ARBORtions? .

Great...til a load of dyslexic pro lifers show up

That's fantastic. I'd get my green babies from Plant Parenthood anytime 👍

'children of the sun' :D

"It silences the voices that want to make me do unspeakable things, like telling me that I should work for Amazon"

Like Mike Tyson said, "I take the prozac to keep me from killin' y'all."

Because without them I would spent my entire life in bed with no energy to do anything, no emotion except self-loathing and anxiety, and probably give up on everything.

Heheh meme with sid (sid is actually Cookie Monster’s name)

Do you want to find out the hard way?

His rolls make another frog face on his belly.

I feel you!

😐

Or cat 😸

My dog will jump up and lick my eyes, she’s like knee high she shouldn’t be able to jump that high but no, gotta go for the eyes

Or bunnies

Don't forget that squeal of delight

Can confirm. Walking down Tottenham Court Road, London, trying to explain to my friend that the water, “tasted fuzzy…you know, slightly furry…fuzzy…”

My mom had a cat named penguin.

Now this one is quite funny. Good one!

I had a hysterectomy in prison, and got some I was accidentally (by the guards) allowed to keep. I called them my ugly yellow warm socks. I wore them on the unit (housing area) and the guard that day confiscated them for not being regulation.

I always kept my hospital socks too, but ended up throwing them out after wearing them at home. The little grippers are on the top and bottom, there's no "right" side to them and they just kind of spin around your feet throughout the day

Ah yes - the ill-fitting hospital socks that always slide off your feet, so the intended purpose to keep you from slipping is rendered useless. I had to have surgery not too long ago and I swear they’ve gotten even thinner and more useless than they’ve ever been.

In my country they just remove shoelaces and force patients to injure their feet.

Gas lighter. Water heavier. See Spot run. Run coward run. I hunger.

The more I light my lighter…The lighter my lighter gets until it’s too light to light…