50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Your Entertainment, As Shared By This IG Page

I found out about my irregular heart by my doctor putting her stethoscope to my chest and yelling "Yipes!" You know, Doc, you've got to work on your bedside manner.

Idk why but this feels kinda wholesome.

Animals have a much better grip on sensations like these.

Dogs are amazing. Was at Oktoberfest at the local fairground with my husband and daughter where we attended the weiner dog race event. An extremely overweight man was sitting near us in the stands with a medical-alert weiner dog. The man was eating a huge tub of cheese-covered french fries. Husband whispered to me "If he was really a medical alert dog, he'd knock those fries outta that guys hands."

Dogs: a human’s best friend and savior.

I'd pay actual money to be a fly on the wall for this.

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This c**p happens to me frequently. I've been into cars since I was kid and I can do basic repairs like, brakes and oil changes, ect. I recently had maintenance done on my car and a male friend brought me to pick it up. The owner proceeds to not make any eye contact w/me and explained the repairs to my buddy. My buddy acted confused and owner began to reiterate what he just said. I interrupt and begin explaining each repair in detail to my buddy, he played along and let me show off a bit. I went so far as to explain how each component worked in the engine as well as with other components. You could literally see owners face turning red w/ the look of embarrassment. He finally makes eye contact w/me now that I'm done w/my explanation and it's time to pay. I tell him that he forgot to add my tits and vajayjay discount. He tries to now apologize profusely but it's too late. He ended up giving me a free synthetic oil change($120+) value for a future visit and maybe learned a lesson.

I (60F) had a conversation with a used car salesman one time. I said I was looking for a car with automatic shift. He said, condescendingly of course, "Can't drive stick?" Me: "No, my husband can't. I can. I also ride a motorcycle and build everything, including custom book shelves, in our house!" He gave me an affronted look and blurted: "That's BACKWARD!!!"

You should make a video and post it on BP.

MOT’d?

Brilliant.

I wouldn't want to stress them out.( Retail Worker)

Am saving this so I can remember it for when I get a job. I will have to ask if there's a "take your friend to work"-day. If there is not I may have to ask them to make it a thing.

Wouldn't work for lawyers or probably doctors given rules about client/patient information.

Especially good to see what other jobs really look like.

I heard a man who was hoping to have another connection with his kids, but believed none were interested. Considering it took nine years to find, and he had no idea which child would find it, it seems he was correct. As a father of an early teen myself, I can relate, and understand his pain.

Hopefully, someone told the bees he died.

That is awesome. I hope to do something like that before I go.

Bees rule!! End of conversation!

Sweet

"What is this pants?" Just made it perfect.

Under the auspice of less fortunate circumstance also the origin story of the KKK.

Hilarious!

Well, I didn't

And I get upset when I put my sweaters on backward.

What is the ghost text over "True story:"? How does that happen?

A lot of apartment complices have non-refundable application fees.

Ghost text? Well, great story if true.

Serves em right, denying you, of all people.

I love the pettiness

When I was a teenager, I thought that most adults didn't know anything. When I became an adult myself, I found out they didn't even suspect anything.

We are all relative idiots up against the universe.

It does be dire as more and more schools no longer teach human morality or ethics or civic duties.