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With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.
And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.
So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.
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#1
Martti Laurson 5 years ago
Our friendship is like pee in pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Kerri Russ 5 years ago
This is perfect and should be required reading by every person on earth, especially those idiots who don't get that we're not done with this s**t yet.
Yvonne Blau 5 years ago
I shall copy this and show it to everyone who says masks are useless... it's brilliant and still on a level that stupid people can understand!
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#2
deanna woods 5 years ago
I am a Christian and believe in God and I know that he gives us the intelligence to put a mask on. God can protect us from anything, but he needs our help to make it happen.
Curry on... 5 years ago
Or that people totally ignore the commandment 'to love thy neighbor,' yet demand to hold crowded church services.
Bob Belcher 5 years ago (edited)
That's why I can't stand evangelical republicans. As a Catholic I don't understand how any "religious" person can be a Republican. Thou shall not kill, love thy neighbor, my land have no borders, feed the hungry, cloth the naked and protect the weak. How can you state you believe all this and support any Republican.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago
I'm a former Catholic. Now agnostic. I agree. Now religion just doesn't make sense to me at all.
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Harry Dennis 5 years ago
There’s a logic that guns are needed to protect them from people who have free will, as opposed to viruses that don’t. But relying on an invisible sky daddy for protection seems to be fraught with danger.
#3
Daria B 5 years ago
Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
People who discriminate on race, gender, and/or sexuality have the mentality from before and it’s not a recent development. This pandemic has shown their ugly colors. To verbally and physically attack others based on such trivial differences are horrible behavior. I hope one day these individuals realize the error of their ways, but more often than not, they don’t.
Tovah Roche 5 years ago
My husband was born and raised in Afghanistan as a Muslim. After the Taliban killed his first wife and his parents in 2004, he joined the Afghan National Security Forces and fought alongside U.S. troops in his native country. He sustained an injury that left him permanently disabled in 2005. In order for him to receive the ongoing medical care he needed and to insure his safety from the Taliban, the U.N. helped him secure asylum in the U.S. It's disgusting how some Americans treat him. They look at him and they choose to see a Muslim terrorist. In their ignorant world, all Muslims are barbaric, ruthless, and want to force Sharia Law upon the whole world. It angers me to no end to hear those kinds of comments because my husband took 3 bullets and multiple fractured vertebrae to protect not only his country, but ours too.
deanna woods 5 years ago
I am so sorry to hear that your husband is being mistreated by Americans after fighting alongside Americans. Your husband received terrible injuries, but because of his religion the idiots of America want to see him as bad. Tell your husband that this American appreciates his sacrifice and that I thank him for his service.
Load More Replies... deanna woods 5 years ago
People who show racist tendencies are narrow-minded idiots and we shouldn't have to be dealing with them in the 21st century, but I guess they are never going away.
JazzyWorld 5 years ago
IKR?! I moved to Australia from Mexico before this mierda happened. I switch to my native language, Mixtec, sometimes and people can’t understand me and it’s so annoying, the dirty looks I get. F**k racists.
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
Here in the SW of the US, we Natives speak our own languages, but because we're brown in Arizona, some idiot always walks by and yells at us to speak English, or go back to where we came from. I never bother to tell them that we were here first; they never listen anyway. -Dr M
Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.
And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.
During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.
#4
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.
elfin 5 years ago
Stores can refuse to let people in if they're not wearing shoes or shirts, so requiring masks should be legally the same. It is, after all, private property.
Hadley Fullen 5 years ago
no it shouldn't my mom is a nurse and she says what is the point in wearing a mask anywhere you still have germs on your clothes and shoes and you take them home so you prob have germs in you house
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deanna woods 5 years ago
This is so funny. I would love to work for this law firm. Anyone refusing to wear a mask and the reason is that their rights are being violated is a plague rat.
#5
Daria B 5 years ago
If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....
Uchman 5 years ago
Well, "Global carbon emissions dropped 17% during COVID-19 lockdowns" https://twitter.com/i/events/1262773916717559809
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deanna woods 5 years ago
This right here. Idiots don't want to listen to epidemiologists and they certainly don't want to listen to climate scientists.
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
The National Weather Service is predicting an active hurricane season. Tropical Storm Arthur jumped the gun. Just what we need in the middle of a pandemic!
Jon S. 5 years ago
No serious climate scientist has believed in an impending ice age was a threat since the 1970s and even then they were outnumbered by the scientist who were alerting us to global warming. The truth is we are towards the end of an inter-glacial period and a slow return to an ice age is on the cards. However, anthropogenic global warming has already had such a big effect that a gradual return to an ice age is virtually impossible. However, a rapid movement in the other direction remains a looming threat.
Load More Replies... Juririn 5 years ago
If you don't understand even the concept of "science", please refrain from commenting on it.
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Kerri Russ 5 years ago
This... so much this. I'm not a scientist... just someone who was gifted a very long time ago, but even *I* know Bill Gates is a hero human who deserves accolades for his charity work... and not a single press conference has been held to announce it. Trump and his MAGAts could learn from this man but instead, they denigrate him and his humanitarian work.
Ash Apple 5 years ago
"Revelation 13:16-18 Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead..." ...stop right there, just ...what? This is the "Bible reference" that tracking devices are being injected via vaccines? First of all, who has vaccines injected in their hands or forehead? Just trying to imagine a nurse stabbing me in the forehead with a needle. Yeah, happens every time.
Rissie 5 years ago
*understand this is not your wealth but a side effect of a broken economy and the least you can do is do good with the money by starting endeavors which no government has the capability do so, making that the money is better handled in your hands than anywhere else. Fixing the system somewhat on your end.
AnnieLaurie Burke 5 years ago
While the Gates-hate is stupid, let's not forget Gates' history -- he is a rapacious techie-bro that exploited people and engaged in unethical business tactics to get where he is, and was prosecuted by the government for those actions. It is hard for me to understand why he is being singled out for hate by covidiots, but it is equally hard for me to understand why some on the Left have made this greedy billionaire into some kind of Albert-Schweitzer, walk-on-water icon. Both positions are equally stupid.
Parmeisan 5 years ago
People can change over their lifetimes, and it seems pretty clear that he's one of those people. No he's almost certainly not perfect, but he spends a significant amount of time and effort (not just the money that at this point would mean very little to him) in charity efforts. I don't think we can really consider him greedy any more.
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Claire Armstrong 5 years ago
Bill Gates, please may I introduce you to Sir Tom Moore. 2 of the most selfless, humble, decent, charitable human beings on earth! Can you imagine what it would be like being in a room with both of them - wow! And I know that Sir Tom is nowhere near the amount of money that Bill Gates has donated but hey, not bad for a veteran of 100!
Christine Ladyman 5 years ago
Ignorance can be so dangerous, and often refuses to accept facts or logic.😢
Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.
#7
Kayla Cabrera 5 years ago
you shouldn't go back into your car with the mask you wore outside because some of the germs can land in your car and float int he air, you sniff it up and u out to the hospital bish
backatya 5 years ago
Oh so you're the idiot that throws it away on the street
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Gipsy Kings fan 5 years ago
Twice recently, I've seen the same elderly couple walking on the sidewalk in front of my house. Both had masks, but BOTH TIMES, the man had his pulled down below his chin, and the woman was holding hers in her hand!
#8
majandess 5 years ago (edited)
This made me laugh unreasonably hard. Don't forget the hat. You gotta add, "while balancing a magazine on your head." If you really want to overachieve, you can imitate the tassel by finding a string, and taping it to the magazine so it hangs right in your peripheral vision.
Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago
I want to like this 1000 times! My last graduation was 25 years ago (I was 35, it was my MA). It was miserable! I begged my parents to not travel from Florida to California to sit in uncomfortable chairs in the hot sun to be bored to tears! I sent them a photo!
Theodore Wolner 5 years ago
How very kind you are, you must be a psychologist; certainly not an MBA! 😂😳
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Colleen Courtright 5 years ago
That's pretty dumb... yes, they can be very long and boring at times... but, for those who worked their butts off for 13 years to graduate and not have that ONE ceremony, it is truly sad... they look forward to that day and that celebration for 13 YEARS!
#9
Hans 5 years ago
It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!
K O 5 years ago
If someone laughs at it then it's funny... to them. It's not funny to you
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Zoe Murphy 5 years ago
I love they’re called COVID19 protestors, it makes them sound more stupid. The government didn’t MAKE the Coronavirus nor can they take it away.....
Kerri Russ 5 years ago
I think it's as funny as the news story I read today about one of the protestors who claimed COVID-19 was manufactured by the Democrats and God would protect him from COVID is now suffering from it and his wife may die from it. I have no sympathy for any of the people who refuse to change their behaviors and contract COVID... none at all. I'm sorry your family has to suffer because you're an idiot.
Bob Belcher 5 years ago
I also find it ironic that those who scream M'erica and patriotism are the same idiots breaking the laws. Guess it's ok to break the law if your a white racist.
Theodore Wolner 5 years ago
All those harping about the Second Amendment should remember that those who wrote it were not yet aware of AK’s and AR’s, they were considering a three-round-per-MINUTE FLINTLOCK MUSKET and the Frontier being right outside the FRONT DOOR, not beyond the moon and MARS! I used to enjoy hunting, especially when the rabbits were eating our vegetable garden just as quickly as I could plant it! However, each rabbit required one round, no 30-round clip spewing @ 450-RPM. It is difficult to clean, roast and eat a rabbit which has taken 30 rounds. Waste not, want not!
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Mitchell Martin 5 years ago
I live in Wisconsin, and I remember this protest. “WE WANT *sneeze* FREEDOM!”
#10
Magpie 5 years ago
I'm still trying to work out why tp buyers went mad. ....it is a respiratory disease. Not....ohhhh suddenly i think i understand.....to clean up all the s**t coming out their mouths.
Devyn Nagy 5 years ago
Indian Hills Community Center is known for their funny signs. And this one is great!
#12
Kaisu 5 years ago
She's trolling them, using the same stupid logic the protesters are using
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Hans 5 years ago
The sad reality is that while I am 99% sure this is a great parody, in Trump's US it might even be real. Just like the recommendation of injection disinfectants to remove viruses.
deanna woods 5 years ago
That's exactly how stupid these protesters sound. Her sign is funny where their's are just stupid as hell.
#13
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Everything is great. Quick side note, not pandemic related. Do what you can for others, but don’t let toxic individuals drain you of good will and kindness to yourself and other deserving individuals.
Kerri Russ 5 years ago
If that's what it takes to clear this virus, we're doomed. Americans are not very adept of devoting themselves to others... witness armed protests that no one had the guts to stop them. They're too busy caging children and reducing medicare and social security.
Bastette Cat 5 years ago
I don't know about you, but I like my own guts to stay intact, so I would not go after a bunch of ARMED protesters, no matter how idiotic I thought they were.
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Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
When I was a child, my sister did this to me but obviously not to save me from anything.
#15
chickiethehen 5 years ago
Haha! yesterday I was in a zoom call, and this one person had herself named "Reconecting to Adio" We all got really confused and she wasn't even muted, so we could hear her dog in the background.
Lea Springstead 5 years ago
Smart. He may have gotten away with it if he spelled it correctly.
#16
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.
Hans 5 years ago
Holy toilet water maybe. I do not think there are rules as to which water can be blessed...
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Jenna Bois 5 years ago
A priest in my area was hearing confessions where you just kinda shout across the parking lot haha
Charlotte 5 years ago
Now that would be worth dragging my atheist a**e to church for! Who cares if soaps run out of episodes when you can see live-action remote confessions?
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Michelle C 5 years ago
I am absolutely sure if we contact Super Soaker they will be more than happy to make him a replica cross water gun like in Constantine to really spread the word of the Lord Capture20-...4c8ccc.jpg 
Denny Cwiek 5 years ago
I love it! Drive by Baptisms! Different version of drive by shootings for sure.
zootietoo 5 years ago
"And communion, Padre?"
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Karen Gavaletz 5 years ago
It was holy water and it was a huge hit! It was Easter Sunday, he was blessing Easter baskets.
Sasha Titus 5 years ago
Why Sam & Dean don't carry one of these around all the time is beyond me.
#17
Carol Taylor 5 years ago
here in Vic Aus we are not even allowed yet to stop and sit at a park bench..can't sit and eat in the food halls in shopping centres..we can walk for exercise but no stopping along the way..
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Bob Belcher 5 years ago
Other silver lining is for once, the idiots who are against something are the ones putting their lives in danger. Go protest, hug, shake hands, kiss for all I care. I'll keep my family at home and I know I'll still be alive in November to vote.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
Hahaha. If it was me, I’d be on the swings or on the ground after falling off of it. This happened not too long ago too.
Robert Thompson 5 years ago
At my bank there are three ATMs. If some one is using the middle one, we all have to wait. And if some one approaches the middle one while I am at another, I tell them the same thing.
Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
Some people enjoy being a******s. Trump is the poster boy for a******s.
#18
Hans 5 years ago
Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
I worked in my university’s dining halls, and the regulations and guidelines in place are comprehensive and far cleaner than a lot of restaurants. The student manager and assistant manager can be difficult though. I told them I was sick and they didn’t believe me, had to go to work or show a doctor’s note otherwise I’d be written up. I did both in that order. Made whatever I had worse. Got the dang doctors note which cost me way more than the wages from three shifts. It’s rough.
Load More Replies... Catlady6000 5 years ago
If you could see what I've seen.... Everyone, just, just grow a garden and buy a cow
Barbara 5 years ago
Gordon Ramsey strongly disagrees with that statement and has plenty of horrific experiences to back it up!
Bob Belcher 5 years ago
My favorite story to tell from my decade working in restaurants: Once I was very ill and still going to work at a pizza place, one if the big three. It was in the rich part of town in Houston but I lived in a much lower class part. I was on oven duty, meaning I was the one taking the food out of the oven an cutting it. There's always a trash can next to the table for errors. Towards the end of the night while standing there I threw up in the trash can, took out the trash, washed my hands and then went back to work. When the cashier, a 17 year old well-to-do girl, asked me why I'm still working, I asked her if she was going to pay my bills. Went to work the next day too and never missed a scheduled day. No sick pay, no insurance because I couldn't afford it for what they offered.
Kelly Hartle 5 years ago
My husband works for the state department of health, and my father was president of the county board of health. You don’t want to hear the horror stories.
Mary Stueben 5 years ago
I live on Hawaii Island, which has a relatively low population, and which has had a grand total of 77 people infected, all but two out of quarantine, only one hospitalized, and no deaths. We'd like to keep it that way, so all visitors/tourists to the island are required to quarantine at their resort for 2 weeks - NOT a great way to spend your vacation! Please wait till later to come. I post this here because we had a cluster of 11 (of our 77) who were extended family & friends who worked at the local McD outlets. Theoretically the food service did not infect anyone, but once one person on the staff got it, it spread quickly, so despite being an "essential service" (food via drive thru) the outlets were shut down.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
Don’t forget the health and livelihood of the people who handle your food and involved in the supply chain. The pandemic has brought the world to its’ knees.’So many systems breaking down, and/or have to update their policies to reflect the change in the world.
#19
Janine B. 5 years ago
"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?
elfin 5 years ago
I dunno. I'm beginning to enjoy my rabid dandelion look. Especially since I colored it red.
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Charlotte 5 years ago
Bloody hell, your hairdo isn't worth someone's life! If it's too long, get a f*****g hair band or use some scissors. And stop being a grade A c**t.
GirlFriday 5 years ago
I have the worst hair. It is awful. It is worse when it is long. I would crawl across glass in the pitch black, dark Georgia night to keep my hair manageable in normal circumstances, but these are the not normal circumstances and I will not risk my life or the precious life of the wonderful woman that tames my hair during a world wide pandemic. I mean, come on people! If I can live with this awful mess for a few more weeks, you can too.
JazzyWorld 5 years ago
Me too. I have never opened my windows since this started in fear someone would see me... thinking of going bald.
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Bill Taylor 5 years ago
Big difference between needing a haircut and wanting clean drinking water.
Dizzyaudiohh 5 years ago
As a hairstylist myself, I'm not looking forward to going back to work and dealing with all of these entitled s**t f***s. I have a training class on new procedures next Tuesday and I can only assume I'll be back at work soon after. We just had 10 new cases and death (possibly 2) the previous week and they're all excited about opening again.. stuuuuupid people.
Tovah Roche 5 years ago (edited)
My sister owns a high end barbershop. She reopened last week and is strictly doing hair cuts only. She's had four grown a*s men throw tantrums because the shop wasn't offering full service. One of the tantrum guys walked out the door refusing to pay because of "false advertising." Dude, you got a $20 haircut and a free bottle of beer on a normally $75 dollar service. Grow up.
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Bobrossissenpai 5 years ago
People in Flint: literally living with disgusting water, and having to use it everyday Everyone else: YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS HARD?! MY HAIR GETTING LONGER, AND PEOPLE WILL JUDGE ME ON MY 11:00 AM ZOOM MEETING
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
My hair is the longest it's been since I was a teenager. But I'm not whining like a spoiled house ape - I'm dealing with it, though I can hardly wait to have this mane whacked off.
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
I once got disciplined at work for telling a person to back away from my personal space. It’s interesting , the person with the loudest voice and the most stupid crazy gets their way. I’ll take high energy crazy and fun (respectful) crazy any day.
Dizzyaudiohh 5 years ago
I was told that if you're wearing a mask and the other person is not wearing a mask there is a 70% chance you could still get the virus (if either one has it) then I was told if both people are wearing masks then it's like less then 5% chance you can get the virus.. ionno if that's correct or not but if so, those are some scary odds for those of us that do wear masks because I hardly see anyone else wearing a mask when I go out in public.
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
Is it too much to hope that a security guard came up? I stopped going to a local deli when I walked in and saw the manager with his mask pulled down 2 feet from the another guy behind the counter. Added bonus the guy slicing the cold cuts had his mask covering his mouth but not his nose.
#21
Rissie 5 years ago (edited)
But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.
James F. Wilson Jr. 5 years ago
I WOULD NORMALLY SAY SCREW EM BUT THAT WOULD JUST CHEER THEM ON.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
“Pride was canceled in April” got my vote and the post following. Every word. Edit: I agree with the sentiment. I was commenting with one eye, and very severe sleep deprivation to catch the mistake.
Charlotte 5 years ago
Huh? Is this just poorly phrased? Are you trying to say that you are glad pride was cancelled? Or that you are in favour of the sentiments expressed in the post from Mary's tweet down? We need to know if you're being homophobic or not!
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JK Rowling 5 years ago
I literally only knew pride was cancelled because one YouTuber I followed posted a meme on it. That's it.
Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago
JEEEEEEEEEZUS that was harsh. True tho... HIV ran roughshot over that place the same way and for the same reason as covid is now.
Cheryl Fontaine 5 years ago
unfortunately lahren has only two brain cells...she's doing the best she is capable of....excuse me for ending that sentence with "of."
John Montgomery 5 years ago
They rescheduled the Fourth of July parade here. Now it's on Labor Day.
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kathryn stretton 5 years ago
No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.
Lucas 5 years ago (edited)
Please someone make Trump actually explain Obamagate!! EDIT: Yes, Carrie! That was exactly my point.
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EtherealSponge 5 years ago
“This virus is sentient, like, the most sentient virus in the history of viruses, maybe ever.”
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Paul Pregnolato 5 years ago
What will Joey Stinkfinger blame his loss on? Will we see more #Resistance street kabuki? More pointless gotcha moments on CNN? More theatrics by the Dems in Congress? Stay tuned on November 4th 2020!
James F. Wilson Jr. 5 years ago
No,As he will blame it on all the people that he fired during the first administration because they weren' "Yes Men" enough.
Christine Ladyman 5 years ago
No, like our Tories in the UK, they've been blaming Labour for over 10yrs....it'll still all be Obama fault. 😨
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Lousha 5 years ago
All I have to say about that: I want the knitting pattern for that sweater.
Esca Sav 5 years ago
Iceland is something else entirely. My family and I got stuck there for three days because something was wrong with our flight. There is literally... NO ONE THERE. You walk down the street and it's like The Walking Dead, but no zombies... or people. We met a hobo, real nice guy, sent us to the restaurant where we got a voucher from the airline. Saw one waitress, I swear no one else was in that building. It was the weirdest thing. Beautiful place, but we max saw five people existing in town. It wasn't until we got to Blue Lagoon did we realize THAT is where the entire population hangs out at. It's like a dream... a trippy dream... Probably why they don't have a lot of COVID-19 cases.
Nothanks L. Walk 4 years ago
We quarantine pets, but not humans. I'm not worried about your poodle, but your six yr old terrifies the tits off me.
#24
Meyer Weinstock 5 years ago
"Philosopher." "Please enter a valid job." "Existentialist." "You are exposed. Cover yourself."
Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago
I have a question, is influencer a valid job? Like you can write that on your CV as an experience? Ignorant question but I'm sincere. I want to know.
kitty_player 03 5 years ago
No, for most jobs probably not. You have to have legitimate experience with brands and other companies, and your ''influence'' has to have a purpose(being a barbie or a d******d doesn't count :p). I imagine that for some jobs it would be a good thing to have on your CV or resume, but it's not something that you would necessarily write on your CV unless it actually has anything to do with the job you are applying to. hope this helps UwU
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Hilliary Smith 5 years ago
I'm a Democrat, and Tabitha L. is the kind of republican I like. More of her!
Shawna Rachelle 5 years ago
They all went to any essential store that was able to stay open, with no protection on them, and then started being demanding and disrespectful and more stupid than ever. I work at a retail greenhouse store in KC, MO, and OMG it's been insane! the people are so rude and mean. It's just unbelievable how they treat us and then turn around in the same breath and thank us for being open. I really just want to b***h slap every one of them and kick them out the door!
Aleksey Elfstrom 5 years ago
it amuses me that "locked up all the humans" and "held back the stupid" mean the same thing
#26
Lilla Bence 5 years ago (edited)
Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.
Ben Steinberg 5 years ago
No we weren't. Society told us to shut-up and stop being lazy...
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Brent Fisher 5 years ago
Usually it takes tragedy to bring an elephant in the room out into the open. More companies should let you work from your home computer. The earth would get cooler.
Panda with Heart 5 years ago
Work from home has its advantages..I particularly am enjoying the commute
Denny Cwiek 5 years ago
I'm working 5 out of 10 working days and still getting full salary. Still getting as much done. Please can we keep this schedule?
Mystery Egg 5 years ago
I've just started doing my work the actual time it takes to do it (approx 2 hours per day)....instead of stretching 2 hours work out over an 8 hour day. Don't what I will do when I go back to the office....I'll have to re-learn my stretching technique again from scratch
Robert Bailey 5 years ago
No, I want to get back to the office so I can get back down to 8 hour days. And get my Sundays back. I swear my boss invents new things to do just to make sure we aren't enjoying it.
Hans 5 years ago
And children should be home all the time until they turn 18? Well, think twice...
Anna Repp 5 years ago
And that daycare should be affordable to everyone, not only the rich!
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First Last 5 years ago
I am anticipating going through a severe bout of depression when I have to go back to an 1.5 hour traffic commute (one way) to sit in an office doing work I KNOW FOR A FACT I could be doing at home.
Sarah Berkner 5 years ago
Similar with school. The traditional school system is so inefficient and teachers make the best use of it that they can.
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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago
I thought that was his work office? He literally went to Spacely Sprockets every day.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.
Ronel du Plessis 5 years ago
Do yourself a favour and look at South Africa as well. Numbers keep on rising but we are almost back to "normal" June 1 they are going to open the provincial borders for domestic travel.
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
I live in Georgia, and Governor Kemp - who stole the election with voter suppression - has allowed some busineses to reopen, including bowling alleys. Bowling alleys? I yi yi!
I_Love_Food🍰🍨🍱🍤🐕🐈 5 years ago
yeah, I live in the US and I am not going out except for shopping even when my state re-opens... I am honestly scared for me and my families lives...
elfin 5 years ago
I recently read an article about how the "Spanish" flu affected my small town. The first wave didn't make an impact. The second and third waves killed some people. Since the virus is till out there, it seems to do okay in hot countries, and some idiots are determined not to be careful then I plan to continue to be very careful.
Curry on... 5 years ago
The shut down is scary for wage earners who can't work at home. I get that. I wish there was a solution. Early on, I thought why not test all workers, let the infected ones go into quarantine and let the rest go to work. But then...there were no test kits to be had...and then along came the asymptomatic... then there were those who'd rather carry an assault rifle than wear a mask...so there went my idea.
starhunter64 5 years ago
OMG is this the divine revelation of a prophet????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does this mean the we are in danger????? no way!!!!!!!!! --~--
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Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
MUCH better! I can't recall the character's name.
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JazzyWorld 5 years ago
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Now would be a good time to have a gong or giant drum too. Just spare me a couple minutes. I haven’t boxed in months.
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
It sounds like a Scream Queen contest. I wouldn't mind competing.
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chi-wei shen 5 years ago
My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Sacred Geometry used by this lady? Nahhhh nahhh. Sometimes, I feel math is the closest thing we have to a universal (earthly) truth. Except statistics, people managed to duck that up. Check out the artwork used in temples and Anila Quayyum Agha, she’s an amazing artist who blends sacred design, geometry, and symmetrical patterns with knowledge of material science in her works.
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She could have been a nurse prior to being an alternati.....forget it, I don’t believe what I am writing either lol.
Heather Keedy Bateman 5 years ago
I actually didn't believe it either so looked up her web page. Her name is Karen Bolt, and she has an active RN license in Georgia and Missouri if anyone feels like sharing her "woo" With her Board of Nursing.
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PjandBolt 5 years ago
This whole "crystal healing" stuff is so dumb! It doesn't exist! Like ya I collect crystals too but I don't call them crystals, I call them rocks and minerals because I collect them for s c i e n c e .
Kerri Russ 5 years ago
Holy cats, Batman... I haven't seen such a large collection of b******t terms. Except for Life Coaching (which I find bogus as well), nothing in that list means anything or accomplishes anything when practiced. But I'm going to look up that "Sacred Geometry." My physics husband and geometry/accounting son will get a kick out of that, I'm sure.
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Nadia Bakker 5 years ago
As an introvert, I complain about the quarantine because it's keeping *everyone else* in my family at home all day, with me, therefore restricting my ability to not talk with anyone. I *want* to not talk to anyone and having my solitude bubble constantly broken is maddening.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
As an extrovert and a musician, the spousal unit is having a hard time with the quarantine. I am a writer and very much an introvert. I'm super comfy with the situation (aside from the suffering of others, that part sucks).
Michelle C 5 years ago
I haven't complained once...wait, that's a lie...I complained when they tried to make me leave the home
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra f**k you.
JazzyWorld 5 years ago
If life gives you lemons your lemonade is going to suck because it didn’t give you water and sugar too.
Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
Someone actually bought this & has the balls to complain about it? Were they blind?
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.
Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago
Yup, six teenage boys with bikes and no masks were hanging out in front of the door at CVS yesterday. They were not six feet apart.
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Music Mania 5 years ago
what's worse, these people likely don't even live there. I know this place, we vacation there often, have friends there....the majority of people who actually live in this seaside town are at home. Almost everything is closed except for take out food. It is so much worse when it is visitors that you generally rely on to make ends meet currently endangering your life
Gwinevere von Ludwig 5 years ago
Holy c**p, that's Rehoboth DE. My mom lives there... she said there was a protest to open back up, but a larger counter protest across the street.
JazzyWorld 5 years ago
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.
elfin 5 years ago
trump intends the WHO to be one of his many scapegoats since his cult requires that he blame someone. He's also going after the CDC.
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Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
We have so many Village Idiots that they have their own zip code!
Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
I'm certain the military parade for Trump is in the near future. When a vaccine is discovered, he''ll say he deserves the Nobel prize.
Water Bottle 5 years ago
US Government: Funds flyovers above hospitals instead of funding the hospitals.
Lynn Morello 5 years ago
You forgot, not counting All the dead and dying, because they haven't been tested, they don't have COVID-19. Is that Don't have or Can't have. I am not sure, but they don't get counted, so the Total stays under 100,000 dead.
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JazzyWorld 5 years ago
I’m tempted to start playing Roblox and Minecraft with my brother. He plays it all day long while I stare at BP waiting for a notification or ANYTHING to do. Please send help and chocolate
Chris Jones 5 years ago
Okay but first, and most importantly, what kind of chocolate would you like?
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Madb vonMesser 5 years ago
Oh my God people area buying so many things. It's like Christmas here at the post office and for letter carriers that is NOT a good thing. I'm very tired of twelve hour days because people are bored and buying things.
Heather Sheppard 5 years ago
Same as as Amazon im ready to collapse of exhaustion
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Astrid Nineor 5 years ago
Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.
JazzyWorld 5 years ago
My dog likes to jump on my lap during my Zoom calls. He stares at the camera with the strangest expression on his face. One time he licked the camera.
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TheHerplover 5 years ago
Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it
Yvonne Blau 5 years ago
Didn't you hear about the cheese-to-cheese infections?!
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mindfkr 5 years ago
I'm more bothered by the fact that there are two sandwiches on an unsanitized surface without napkins... OMG FOUR of them!
Lululoohoo 5 years ago
yes this!! i was going to say, i get your "joke" but at least put the paper down between surfaces?!
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Alaina Bleakley 5 years ago
Psa: You really shouldn't be ordering food somewhere if you are genuinely worried about catching covid 19
Hans 5 years ago
They are smaller, thus relatively their distancing is greater. They already feel lonely.
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Mike Rodrick 5 years ago
COSTUMERS can be really dumb? That's not a costume, it's a face cover.
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
A chemistry lab.... don’t ask about my thought process. The tile is throwing me for a loop though.
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troufaki13 5 years ago
Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/
Carole Strawn 5 years ago
Now you have the added stress of making up excuses, uh, I mean reasons.
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kathryn stretton 5 years ago
Me too. Will appreciate the ability to go out more now. Also appreciate important things more, like life itself.
Origami Chik3n 5 years ago
We still have 2 weeks of quarantine, albeit with gradually easing restrictions. And i am totally not waiting for the moment when i will have to go to work and socialize every day.
Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
So happy to own a small ranch in the Wild West...where your nearest neighbor is way WAY down the mountain on your private road..that's social distancing for sure!
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Beatrice Multhaupt 5 years ago
A psychic recently said that dying in a contemporary American hospital is worse than being burned at the stake during the Middle Ages because modern medicine traps people in their bodies when all they want is to leave. Previously, I hadn't thought of psychics as perfectly reasonable people.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago
If I were to go by this, I'd have to surmise that a lot of doctors wear crocs.
Andrew Yarke 5 years ago
This perfectly describes what our healthcare workers are going through. So sad.
Catherine Brady 5 years ago
When I first looked at just the cartoon, I thought our medical heroes were fighting to keep the patient alive. Then I read the caption and felt very sad.
Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
Bless these warriors who unselfishly defend us all, whichever god or goddess you believe in!
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EA 5 years ago
Maybe instead of spending all your money hoarding toilet roll like a greedy person (who probably hoped to sell it online for ridiculous amounts during the frenzy) you should have been responsible with your purchases so you could afford to feed your family. Though I don’t believe for a minute she actually has no money to buy food.
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
This chump could donate the extra towels and TP to a worthy charity.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
The gall of this man and the irony of his post actually made me wince. The employee behind this Walmart response is grade A.
Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
Good. Screw em. These opportunist hoarders deserve to go hungry for a while.
Thalia Lovering 5 years ago
Is he thanking himself for being a greedy human being? Because that's what it looks like.
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago (edited)
Karma does come around and she got it. Feel sad for the child though, the mother obviously doesn’t have priorities right if she hoarded toilet paper and paper towel but didn’t think about food.
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
Please read up about Karma - only works in the next life, not the current one (not that I believe in that either). If it did work in this life I'd love to know why there are so many evil people who got away with their crimes.
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Rissie 5 years ago (edited)
There should be a background that makes this an actual thing. And animation so it expands like it while people join. And ... it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...
eimipet 5 years ago
It’s time to meet the coworkers on the Zoom call tonight!
Load More Replies... Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Ever seen the Muppets' version of "Bohemian Rhapsody"? It's a hoot.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
That’s me, until I realise I am the one who ate all the quarantine snacks.
zims 5 years ago
That's the joke, they're choking their own shadow because they ate all the snacks
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togcrewsc 5 years ago
geese are VERY territorial, i've been attacked by them countless times... or at least threatend
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
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That's stay the "duck" back but both work quite well lol;)
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That goose is putting up a paw/wing as if it's a traffic cop. It's missing a whistle and Stop Sign.
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Clove Kentwell 5 years ago
My mom (a nurse) looked at the screen and said (and I’ve never herd her cuss before) what a b***h.
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
I know the feeling - but you were being jocular, were you not?
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Some people really are desperate in trying to prove their ridiculous point. We see it all the time from Anti-vaxxers to flat earthers.
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Animal Lover 5 years ago
I saw this somewhere and it said that cat LOVE to sit in any closed shape
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
It's instinct because, when they are in enclosed spaces, not only are they safe from predators, but they are in a good position to ambush prey.
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You might not be able to heard cats but you can play to them wanting their own spot
Raine Soo 5 years ago
Is this proof that cats are the more intelligent species? I can't even get people to stand in line at the bank. I get the usual response: "I will stand wherever I want!". Rebel.
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
The women at my bank (and sometimes even other places,) have a habit of standing so close behind me that I accuse them out loud of trying to get into my b******e. So I'm using the 6-foot distance as an excuse/reason that I'm not a Siamese Twin with a stranger.
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Jennifer Bradley 5 years ago (edited)
It looks like she maybe has a radiology badge next to her RN badge. Yes, he scrubs are new but so what? Maybe she's an RN that works in an office that doesn't make their team wear scrubs and she needed to buy some. All I'm saying is, yes, maybe she's a big fake and if that is true, then shame on her, but maybe, she's not and we don't know her circumstances.
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Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
We all have our demons - our fears, our worries. They never leave us but they are what we are used to.
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togcrewsc 5 years ago
it actually can be an emergency if your diabetic or something... if your blood sugar goes too low you could end up in a diabetic coma and bc you'll be in the hospital you will be more exposed to COVID-19 than if you went out to get doughnuts.
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
Because snow and rain are not clean. Ice usually isn’t either, but “gays need their ice coffee.” I don’t speak for any LGBTQA people but myself, and must clarify ahead of time that it’s a joke.
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For me it's hot dog buns *embarrassed*, but masked, filtered, and gloved. Almost done with the brats that my freezer was full of when this whole thing started.
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Alex Bailey 5 years ago
Too right. Being alone with my thoughts is hazardous to my health. So grateful that there are books!
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Would you care to provide your top three recommendations?
Load More Replies... Curry on... 5 years ago
Gosh, what kind of thoughts are running through people's minds. Scary.
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Rissie 5 years ago
Yeah, how's about you wipe the terminal in stead of complicating a simple task like using an ATM (Netherlands actually upped the amount that can be paid for without using a PIN to prevent this and that actually works very well) while feeling safe when you're actually not. People touch those devices in more ways by holding on to them for instance. So. There.
xiaomiao 5 years ago
I don't think it's practical for an atm to be wiped down after every use.
Load More Replies... Alex Bailey 5 years ago
Also not true if it really had been a condom (instead of a finger cot) - my friend's party trick is pulling a condom over her head. Don't think many men are THAT big.
Load More Replies... I love Hermione 5 years ago
That woman must have been going through a lot in her head as she said that...
Camila PerezDuran 5 years ago
Bwahahaha! this one made me laugh harder than I probably should have
Isabel Care 5 years ago
Local bank has someone outside directing people and also disinfecting the ATM after each use (when the branch is open)
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Jonathan Scargill 5 years ago
Do you know the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
Debbie Pugsley 5 years ago
You can't really wash your hands in a bison either--are you thinking BASIN?
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Colin Allcars 5 years ago
This seems to be the a major trend among Americans...convenence over money.
K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Which becomes money for those supplying said convenience. Americans are very diverse. There’s north, south, and central for one. 🙃
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Curry on... 5 years ago
One of the worse years ever...and we still have 4,118 days to go before 2021.
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Hugo Raible 5 years ago
I once tried to give up on random sex, alcohol and unhealthy food - these were the worst 10 minutes of my life.
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Rissie 5 years ago
The weird thing is, orange taste goes great with chocolate, mints go great with chocolate, but chocolate potatochips probably would still stink. Or would they not...
Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
Have you ever noticed that when you open up a bag of potato chips (or crisps in the UK) that they smell like a fart?
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Henry Cheves 5 years ago
I forgot what am and pm meant a loooong time ago.
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago
Sounds like a pleasant way to start the day. That and cheeeessee.
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
There's a running joke about all the sports action being at bird feeders. A fight breaks out, and the score is Blue Jays 3, Orioles 2.
Louise Stange-Wahl 5 years ago
LOL!--If you want something to do that is fun, inspiring , and you live in the Western Hemisphere, sit outside and hold the hummingbird feeder and eventually, they will land on your hand! Mine even let me know when the feeder is empty..they fly in front of the kitchen window and b***h about it! Hummers-5e...8b57b2.jpg 
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DogMatic 5 years ago
They sound like alien beings & look fabulous, how could you forget about peacocks?!
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Curry on... 5 years ago
Yeah, I'ma wait it out. What did they say --- 2 weeks for symptoms to show?
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Right now I'm playing it by ear, though I do hope to get together with a few friends soon. A few.
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Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
There is a better version https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/coronavirus/video-2166390/Video-Woman-left-hysterics-sock-face-mask-goes-wrong.html
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
THANK YOU for sharing that. Just what I needed. LMAO.
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
Exactly how I feel! But like a responsible citizen I am waiting to get my hair cut.
Carol Taylor 5 years ago
my last hairdresser hair cut was July 2018..I've given myself a trim since..just let your hair grow long..
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Emperor Kitten 5 years ago
Oh, i hope not. If it's the season finale they'll have to up the stakes next season.
Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago
Don’t we all. I can just see all my hopes and dreams fading into an abyss.
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GirlFriday 5 years ago
So much this! I had my shopping list on my phone and every time I tried to look at it, my phone was like, WTF?
Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago
Yesterday I downloaded a update for my iPad in which they said Face ID would now cover the user wearing masks. I'm tempted to try it, but nah.
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Isabel Care 5 years ago
In most cars I have had to duck to look under the mirror when turning, or sit up a little straighter and look over it (if the roof lets me), so I have never added to the problem by hanging things from the mirror. I'm only 5 ft 7 but have a very long body
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kitty_player 03 5 years ago
Either way, the kid shouldn't be shamed. You only say that now because you actually HAVE to do work.
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Vorknkx 5 years ago (edited)
I have been an exam proctor at a university several times, and we specifically check if the students have a second monitor (we make them share their screen and show us their Display settings). If they do, we direct them to disable it. We also check for any remote desktop applications, of course, which must be immediately uninstalled, if found. Failure to comply = failed test, no excuses!
Hugo Raible 5 years ago
You can't check for a second computer or tablet though. Don't underestimate the smartness of your students.
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Eva Bryson 5 years ago
Remember....the desktop is the main (and first) screen on your laptop. It's where everything happens. It's the starting point.
Load More Replies... Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago
Yes, because children are perfectly fit to raise themselves and decide if they should be educated. It's not like ignorance is causing any problem in the world.
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JK Rowling 5 years ago
It's a pretty popular meme known as Pained Harold. It shows a guy (who looks like the dude above) smiling with a slightly pained expression.
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Rissie 5 years ago
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this virus is not going away on December 31. Buckle up for the ride and let's hope the US government will hop on somewhere in the near future to work together with other world leaders in stead of, well, this fuckery.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
OMG ... welp, now you done did jinx 2021.
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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)
Many of them have just enough scientific facts and logic to reel you in, but do not do much to advance the discussion. We all have our vices and toxic behaviors. So if you have a good recommendation, leave a comment.
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Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
We need humor like this to get us through these dark times. If not for a warped sense of humor, a lot of us would have gone totally nuts by now.
Carrot dude 5 years ago
I often go on walks outside my house and see clouds of middle and high schoolers riding their bikes together. Also, I have seen several parties. This is REALLY annoying and I just want to strangle their non-social-distancing throats.
Kate J 5 years ago
And of course there's that one idiot screaming about "obamagate" like it's a real thing instead of made up b******t being peddled by right-wing conspiracy morons. I really have no hope for humanity.
Susan 5 years ago
Have hope Kate. As long as there's one good person left there's hope. Good people are actually in the majority, albeit a small one. Hang in.
Load More Replies... Lea Springstead 5 years ago
Well folks, we just gotta do what's right, even though so many people don't understand what is going on right now, nor their role in any of this. Masks are a must, and social distancing is the new culture.
Simon Larkin 5 years ago
Like Boring old farts these Corona jokes are really starting suck the oxygen out ... of any room. How can one individually vote down the outstandingly boring witless ones?
Bobrossissenpai 5 years ago
This whole covid thing is like when you're in class, and the teacher says "if you keep talking, I'm removing minutes off of recess." And mostly everyone's quiet, but then there's this 5 people who ignore her and keep talking. Of course everyone else is angry as hell. If protesters keep protesting, we're losing all our minutes of recess
Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago
We need humor like this to get us through these dark times. If not for a warped sense of humor, a lot of us would have gone totally nuts by now.
Carrot dude 5 years ago
I often go on walks outside my house and see clouds of middle and high schoolers riding their bikes together. Also, I have seen several parties. This is REALLY annoying and I just want to strangle their non-social-distancing throats.
Kate J 5 years ago
And of course there's that one idiot screaming about "obamagate" like it's a real thing instead of made up b******t being peddled by right-wing conspiracy morons. I really have no hope for humanity.
Susan 5 years ago
Have hope Kate. As long as there's one good person left there's hope. Good people are actually in the majority, albeit a small one. Hang in.
Load More Replies... Lea Springstead 5 years ago
Well folks, we just gotta do what's right, even though so many people don't understand what is going on right now, nor their role in any of this. Masks are a must, and social distancing is the new culture.
Simon Larkin 5 years ago
Like Boring old farts these Corona jokes are really starting suck the oxygen out ... of any room. How can one individually vote down the outstandingly boring witless ones?
Bobrossissenpai 5 years ago
This whole covid thing is like when you're in class, and the teacher says "if you keep talking, I'm removing minutes off of recess." And mostly everyone's quiet, but then there's this 5 people who ignore her and keep talking. Of course everyone else is angry as hell. If protesters keep protesting, we're losing all our minutes of recess
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