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They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.

If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.

Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.

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    #2

    Random Selection

    Random Selection

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda sad if you're singeld out because you are associated by your appareance with people who want to harm others.

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    To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.

    The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.

    But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.

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    #3

    Death And Taxes

    Death And Taxes

    Ebadd Report

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.

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    #4

    Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

    Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

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    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whingeing arsehole.... oh the cliche of it.... *eyeroll*

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    When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”

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    “Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”

    #5

    2020 Is Going So Great

    2020 Is Going So Great

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    #6

    Too Soon

    Too Soon

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.

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    #7

    Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker

    Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker

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    #8

    Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

    Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

    reddit.com Report

    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't get robbed, they threw it away

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    #9

    Oops

    Oops

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    #10

    Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

    Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully for a long, loooong time.

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    #11

    Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

    Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would gladly see the i-phone get s**t. Everytime a new model is released, the only thing mind-blowing about it is the price (and people buying it for that price).

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    #12

    Good Lasagaaa

    Good Lasagaaa

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...

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    #13

    My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

    My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to stop sharing everything

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    #14

    Congrats...

    Congrats...

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to call out the liars. Liars embarrass themselves.

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    #15

    New York Times Article From 1924

    New York Times Article From 1924

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It is believed he will retire to a private life"

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    #16

    That Escalated Quickly

    That Escalated Quickly

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    #17

    Four Years Ago

    Four Years Ago

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    #18

    Meirl

    Meirl

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these kinda cookies are heart to bake

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    #19

    Rip Gary F

    Rip Gary F

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    #20

    Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

    Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

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    #21

    Never Obsolete

    Never Obsolete

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything electrical at one point will become obsolete. They are always inventing better s**t.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in this case, the statement is really true. Read the white block of text on the top sticker, last two lines: "Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99!"

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    Aliquid A
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you actually read the comment, it is never obsolete because you have the option to upgrade every 2 years.

    Scratch
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, people never read the fine print. Who needs the whole, factual story anyway? I know this post is just for fun, but people do this for everything now - they just kneejerk react to something they see and don't take the time to understand it fully. It's the main reason why everything sucks.

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Windows 98, AOL and Netscape!

    El muerto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    windows 98 with 64MB ram...it was a dark time, a pixelated time, a time of dancing babies (i'm old)

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never obsolete IF you upgrade every 2 years. Do eMachines still exist?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The upgrade price was only $99, which was an exceptionally good deal at the time. The brand was purchased by Gateway in 2004, and again by Acer in 2007. It was completely discontinued in 2013.

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    EQXL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah that time my dad bought a pc with 8mb harddrive and the salesman said that my dad wouldn't be able to fill that 8mb in his lifetime 😁

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else still have a computer with a floppy disk reader (that works) at home?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do, it's the same floppy disk reader I had on my first PC... I just put it into new PC when I get one

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stickers last longer than computers.

    Tami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when the 10MB hard drive came out, people said you'll NEVER fill that up, lol

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Civilization II anyone? Or perhaps a trip to Tristram in up-and-coming new studio Blizzard's breakout hit, Diablo!

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    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every two years for for only $99.” This would, in fact, mean the PC is never obsolete.

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Plus, upgrade your PC to the fastest model on the market every 2 years for only $99!" That's why. Read the fine print, goddamit.

    Papa Bonez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still wish I could get some "unlimited Internet" for $19.95... :(

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably still can if you're OK with 56k. I wouldn't bother with the Netflix streaming subscription, however, but I think they still send out DVDs.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read the smaller print it says that the reason it is never obsolete is because you can upgrade to the fastest model on the market every two years for $99. So, kinda makes sense really

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t even power on a cellphone with that amount of ram nowadays.

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not actually obsolete. A 15GB hard drive might not seem all that big, but there's an amazing number of projects you can do. Plus, that's a floppy disk drive. Floppy's were untraceable and could be locked with a built in password. That's why Microsoft got rid of the disks, because USB sticks can be read remotely as long as they are plugged in.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooor. USB storage is way more practical than floppies and you were doing great up till then.

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    Maurettis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda love making sleeper pcs with the case

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean I didn't have to throw out all of my floppies?

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend still uses one of those. I can't convince him to replace it.

    23AClark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah okay, you run with that!

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep and you can always upgrade.

    Meami
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like some Kool-Aid with your PC purchase?

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had stayed in business getting a new computer every two years for $99 would have been amazing. Which is probably why they went out of business.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15gb hard drive- wouldn't get one new game on that nowadays

    Alina
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The label says upgrade every 2 years. That's why never obsolete.

    David
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started with something similar but before USB2.0

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the e- machines. They worked and were easy to use.

    jk nbt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got one just like this under the table. I upgraded to xp. I keep it around because I have got some dos apps I can still use. Dos apps don't run on Win 10.... oldies, but goodies... and they still work...

    Suzanne Slifer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Znaya
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called technology, and someone always comes up with something better

    Chimmels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean with that 566 mhz how could it be

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emachine was the first computer I ever bought.

    Layla Corman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That $99 upgrade every 2 years is nice though!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that person upgraded every 2 years for the $99. I'm curious of the company honored it.

    k1ddkanuck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 gb hardrive! A BLISTERINGLY FAST 64mb of RAM! Runs Netscape and AOL! Even handles email (more information on this new communication method inside)! Next generation operating system Windows 98! Complete with state of the art CD drive both reads AND writes, in addition to the classic floppy disk! Never buy another computer again!

    Damon Hill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. The 72 core server I got less than 6 months ago is already obsolete in the eyes of technology.

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when 3.5" floppy drives were standard

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMH. My current PC has 64GB of RAM and a 16 core processor. Even it will be obsolete at some point.

    Luuta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed for Intel, with Microsoft crap inside. Oh, scratch that, autocorrect switched it around.

    Lu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old computers can still run fine, problem is new OS requires more hardware. There’s a game there.

    Smitin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this was my first pc!

    Gerry Nix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude! it still has a floppy! HAHAHAHA!

    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically you can still use it and obsolete is a sales term...if you can do with it what you need done its not obsolete...it may not receive updates or be sold...yet if it works it works. when it stops doing what you need its obsolete.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small print DOES say that it can be upgraded every 2 years for $99. Apparently that is how they keep the CPU case from becoming obsolete.

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had one of these. They were obsolete the moment they rolled off the factor floor...

    C. Mayo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally every sticker and spec cites an obsolete feature.

    John Bell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gawd. I owned this computer

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what happened if you paid the 99$ every two years...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got their latest machine by trading in your old one. They offset some of the cost by donating your 2-year-old PC to a charitable organization.

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it must be ok they are not TURBO button on the case!

    Jihan Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    electronics tend to become obsolete the moment you buy it

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    #22

    The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

    The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

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    #23

    This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

    This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.

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    #24

    A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

    A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

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    #25

    Celebrating Too Early

    Celebrating Too Early

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    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(

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    #26

    Does This Count?

    Does This Count?

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.

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    #27

    So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?

    So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?

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    #28

    No Title Needed

    No Title Needed

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    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is why we don't get tattoos before the game"

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    #29

    Congrats, You Played Yo'self

    Congrats, You Played Yo'self

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!

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    #30

    Self Explanatory

    Self Explanatory

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.

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    The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”

    #31

    You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore

    You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electoral college really tanked us on this one.

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    #32

    Setup For Failure

    Setup For Failure

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it did not happen when he was driving...

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    #33

    No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More

    No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about a video game whose release kept being delayed. It was eventually released and wasn't ready so didn't work properly on some consoles. They are still fixing it to date.

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    #34

    It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

    It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now he's hoping Biden will pardon him....

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    #35

    So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today

    So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today

    lordfukwad Report

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does VA not normally get Tornadoes? We get them in Indiana and you NEVER jinx it!

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    #36

    User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake

    User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this might have been intentional. It is ironic tat he corrects spelling and also msspels the words int teh post.

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    #37

    Racing Mom To The Finish

    Racing Mom To The Finish

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't going to let him win so fair dinkum he doesn't look back.

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    #38

    Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win

    Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win

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    #39

    Goddamn I Said Wait For It

    Goddamn I Said Wait For It

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fascinated by how huge those necklaces are. Like, wow!

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    #40

    My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today

    My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today

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    #41

    Rip R/Gaming

    Rip R/Gaming

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    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could someone explain this one? Game development team completing a project and showing a disc with the release version on it? What happened after this?

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    #42

    Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected

    Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected

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    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early in my career I programmed & machined a couple of parts for the space station. So you might want to look up whenever you leave the house just in case.

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    #43

    "Everything Was Better In The 90's"

    "Everything Was Better In The 90's"

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    Jack Candy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their stupid fear of communism the USA created a much more dangerous enemy. You can negotiate with political 'enemies', but you cannot negotiate with religious fascists and madmen. Very similar to Cuba - in the beginning Castro only wanted to get rid of the corrupt US-backed mafia regime. Same with Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh and his people only wanted to be free, and when the USA were hostile, the USSR and China took the chance. Afghanistan? The USA supported everyone fighting against the USSR, but during this time afghan women had the same rights as men, children were sent to school.

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    #44

    Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale

    Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale

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    Watching
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was robbed. Cheated. We all know it.

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    #45

    The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018

    The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018

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    #46

    Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad

    Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad

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    #47

    A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon

    A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon

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    #48

    How Wrong This Guy Was

    How Wrong This Guy Was

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    #49

    Yes, Thank You Mccain

    Yes, Thank You Mccain

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John McCain saved obamacare for the US. Trump was about to destroy health insurance for the people who needed it most.

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    #50

    My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today

    My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today

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    #51

    Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally

    Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that until 25 years before that they and India were the same country (well, colony for the last few years) that was a weak statement at best.

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    #52

    2nd Is Pretty Good Too

    2nd Is Pretty Good Too

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    #53

    Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners

    Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners

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    #54

    Why Do People Do This?

    Why Do People Do This?

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and why is the tip of the tail coat off the arm and on the table???

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    #55

    Cowboys Fans

    Cowboys Fans

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of these make no sense to us without a description.

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    #56

    The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!

    The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!

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    #57

    Rip

    Rip

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explanation from Reddit: James Gunn was let go from directing Guardians of The Galaxy V.3 because of tweets he made a few years back. https://imgur.com/a/rvbDryr

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    #59

    Read The Comments

    Read The Comments

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    But according to the moderator, there’s a small difference between an early celebration and a premature celebration. And that is the upsetting feeling that comes in the end.

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    “There's an element of schadenfreude involved. Also, it kinda sounds like 'premature ejaculation,' which I bet was a pun the creator intentionally set up,” they explained about the title.

    The redditor’s favorite post is this one, because they said: “I think it really embodies celebrating before you should (even though I voted for her).”

    #60

    Not That Sweet After All

    Not That Sweet After All

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is going to have to explain this one

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