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They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.
If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.
Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.
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To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.
The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.
But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.
#3
Death And Taxes
David Retsler 4 years ago
Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.
#4
Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company
When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”
“Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”
#5
2020 Is Going So Great
#6
Too Soon
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.
#7
Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker
#8
Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed
#9
Oops
#10
Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed
#11
Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone
#12
Good Lasagaaa
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...
#13
My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story
#14
Congrats...
#15
New York Times Article From 1924
#16
That Escalated Quickly
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Your doll didn't give you a urine infection, you gave yourself a urine infection from poor hygiene.
StrawberryParfait 4 years ago
Wow. Creepy little incel needs to stay far away from women with an attitude like that, so the doll is actually a good idea. Too bad he doesn't know how to clean it properly, though. I see many more urinary infections in his future, and possibly pinkeye.
Richard Henderson 4 years ago
Better for an incel to have a sex doll that to drive a truck into a crowd of people.
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Tapio Magnussen 4 years ago
Hahahahahahahahaha. Maybe is your problem with your hygiene, not the doll...
Slinkman 4 years ago
Well why a real woman is better than a doll ; you won't forget to clean her.
SCP-096 4 years ago
BILL CHIPER! I have autism and i believe in equality, autism isn't an excuse, you don't get special treatment because you're "different." This is the internet, you get treated the same as everybody else, nobody cares if you're 12. If you can't handle it, get off your mommy's phone and get a life, fuckwad.
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Kim Lorton 4 years ago
His love doll decided it was a pandemic and she didn't need to be clean because ... no one would see her, except her creepy hu- man
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blugeagua 4 years ago
"Better than a real woman". Oh yes because actual human women with thoughts, feelings, opinions, personality, etc is such a terrible thing. It's better to have an object that doesn't talk and is permanently lifeless. 🙄 geez people like that guy are just gross.
somnomania 4 years ago
i mean i'd rather have something that doesn't talk to me, which is why i own sex toys. but i'm also asexual, so my point of view is almost certainly the minority.
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Russian Otaku 4 years ago
That is such a s**t excuse it has nothing to do with the doll but hygiene of himself and the doll to keep it clean
Theoretical Empiricist 4 years ago (edited)
I can only conclude that the concept of "oversharing" is beyond most people.
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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago (edited)
Love dolls, as far as I'm aware, are not just for sexual purposes... but to replace actual people, both female or male. This is where the problem lies for me... I don't have any issues with consenting adults using sex toys of whatever kind to enhance their sex lives, but to form a "relationship" with a doll is an issue. Maybe the notion that as an adult you have to be partnered up is partly to blame although the stigma of being single by choice has lessened somewhat over the past decades. [See https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-introverts-corner/201401/what-if-staying-single-werent-stigmatized%5D
Kim Lorton 4 years ago
Yes, you have to clean them up, too! Dirty sex will always get you sick! Haha! Sorry!
Tom Susala 4 years ago
Quick! Dress up your Ken doll as a Doctor and have him treat that U.T.I.
somnomania 4 years ago
y'all in the comments need to quit being so judgy, dang. he's not hurting anyone with this, so what's the problem? he's young, probably will have moved on from this interest within a couple of months, and will have hopefully learned to clean things that go near one's genitals, or buy better quality things to begin with.
M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago
Like a real girl, the doll's parts must be washed after sex - sooner rather than later... ew
Steven Meyer 4 years ago
Yeah buddy, occasionally take your doll out in the yard and hose her off
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Get your horses down. This guy is asien. Isn't there a shortage of women in chana due to their one child policy and people wanting to have boys? What would YOU do if you didn't even have the PROSPECT of a simple opportunity to meet a girl?
M O'Connell 4 years ago
It shows the bar as solid red even if you skipped through to the end.
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Henry Shane 4 years ago
Can still be better, as that's only one issues compared to the many you have with real people. A normal gf can give you this and much more. So was not premature celebration he said better, not issue free.
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago (edited)
“I don’t care” dhe said, while screaming and crying. Why lie?
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Four Years Ago
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Meirl
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Rip Gary F
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Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It
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Never Obsolete
#22
The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently
#23
This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.
#24
A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer
#25
Celebrating Too Early
karla Meixnerová 4 years ago
Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(
#26
Does This Count?
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.
#27
So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?
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No Title Needed
#29
Congrats, You Played Yo'self
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!
#30
Self Explanatory
Mohsie Supposie 4 years ago
Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.
The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”
#31
You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore
#32
Setup For Failure
#33
No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More
#34
It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List
#35
So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today
BluEyedSeoulite 4 years ago
Does VA not normally get Tornadoes? We get them in Indiana and you NEVER jinx it!
#36
User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake
Random Person 4 years ago
I think that this might have been intentional. It is ironic tat he corrects spelling and also msspels the words int teh post.
#37
Racing Mom To The Finish
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
She wasn't going to let him win so fair dinkum he doesn't look back.
#38
Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win
#39
Goddamn I Said Wait For It
#40
My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today
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Rip R/Gaming
K.Kobayashi 4 years ago
Could someone explain this one? Game development team completing a project and showing a disc with the release version on it? What happened after this?
#42
Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected
Steve Wilson 4 years ago (edited)
Early in my career I programmed & machined a couple of parts for the space station. So you might want to look up whenever you leave the house just in case.
#43
"Everything Was Better In The 90's"
Jack Candy 4 years ago
In their stupid fear of communism the USA created a much more dangerous enemy. You can negotiate with political 'enemies', but you cannot negotiate with religious fascists and madmen. Very similar to Cuba - in the beginning Castro only wanted to get rid of the corrupt US-backed mafia regime. Same with Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh and his people only wanted to be free, and when the USA were hostile, the USSR and China took the chance. Afghanistan? The USA supported everyone fighting against the USSR, but during this time afghan women had the same rights as men, children were sent to school.
#44
Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale
#45
The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018
#46
Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad
#47
A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon
#48
How Wrong This Guy Was
#49
Yes, Thank You Mccain
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
John McCain saved obamacare for the US. Trump was about to destroy health insurance for the people who needed it most.
#50
My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today
#51
Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Given that until 25 years before that they and India were the same country (well, colony for the last few years) that was a weak statement at best.
#52
2nd Is Pretty Good Too
#54
Why Do People Do This?
#55
Cowboys Fans
#56
The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!
#57
Rip
Jayne Kyra 4 years ago
Explanation from Reddit: James Gunn was let go from directing Guardians of The Galaxy V.3 because of tweets he made a few years back. https://imgur.com/a/rvbDryr
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Read The Comments
But according to the moderator, there’s a small difference between an early celebration and a premature celebration. And that is the upsetting feeling that comes in the end.
“There's an element of schadenfreude involved. Also, it kinda sounds like 'premature ejaculation,' which I bet was a pun the creator intentionally set up,” they explained about the title.
The redditor’s favorite post is this one, because they said: “I think it really embodies celebrating before you should (even though I voted for her).”
#60
Not That Sweet After All
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Ellen Ranks 4 years ago
I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
Katchen 4 years ago
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
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Al Jones 4 years ago
Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Yehudit Hannah Cohn 4 years ago
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
Beans 4 years ago
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
Load More Replies... Ellen Ranks 4 years ago
I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
Katchen 4 years ago
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
Load More Replies... Al Jones 4 years ago
Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Yehudit Hannah Cohn 4 years ago
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
Nevits Yibble 4 years ago
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
Beans 4 years ago
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
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