30 Posts That Made People Say, ‘Please, May I Have A Crumb Of Context’

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Please throw food at me. I can't afford to buy it anymore.

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This is over the Halloween period. Flour and egging someone or something is a big problem in some areas. Looks like North Wales has an issue with it throughout the year.

Youfs flagrantly making cakes

I got egged and floured after school once on my birthday

Usually around Halloween. Trick or treat.

Because only people over 18 are well behaved.

Pancake race ban. It's those kids late at night racing with their frying pans; the noise keeping the locals up at night. (If you're American a pancake race is a thing at Easter in the UK And kids race their cars at night pissing off residents. Phew. it was not worth explaining or even typing)

¿?

In my area (Pacific NW, US) it'd be TP. There's occasionally egging, but haven't heard of flouring.

There is a yearly Highland Games where I live, in the North Carolina Blue Ridge Mountains, and it it very popular (seriously VIP parking is $500...to park on a grassy hill) and it does draw a lot of Scottish people. The have been known to tell us all the things they can't buy in stores that we can, and I have no idea if they are joking or serious, like rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, and bunch of cough and cold stuff...

I have questions....

What a waste, teens. Cook those eggs up. Make pavlova, or quiche, don't waste those eggs!

I never did get all the dámned egg off our UHaul van.

Underage baking.

It's an end of term thing. Some pupils pelt others with eggs and flour which is horrible to get off and leaves a slippery mess on the pavements so local shops stop making it easy for them to get hold of these items. There are often crackdowns on oooking oil as 'boy racers' like to pour it in the road and do handbrake turns. You can imagine how dangerous this is on roade, but they're having fun, so who cares, eh?

Back in the 90s you'd get egg and flour thrown over you on your birthday

And it’s not even Halloween

Something sus about these eggs.

Halloween for sure.

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They will not tolerate those happy slappy hoodies with ASBOs and Ringtones.

and definitely no TP

Antiquing is throwing flour in someone's face.

Since the bottom part of the pun that isn't the pun says "anti-social behavior", eggs and flour are probably bought regularly, and they want people to show proof and possibly make conversation. But that's just a theory (A FOOD THEORY-). (Edit: So apparently that's all wrong since it turns out it's because of teens>)

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It's only antisocial if the majority agrees.