Living with a sleep-talker is an adventure in itself. You wake up in the middle of the night to your partner mumbling complete gibberish — or muttering elaborate midnight monologues — while their mind is deep in dreamland. Time and again, you hope they will spill a juicy secret, but all they do is whisper sweet nothings and swiftly go back to sleep. And when morning rolls around, they have no clue it even happened.
Sleep talking is one of those bizarre activities that lead to hilarious late-night utterances. Usually. Because once in a blue moon, your loved one will declare something so odd, you're bound to scratch your head from confusion. So one person reached out to Reddit and asked fellow users to share the creepiest, weirdest, and downright random things their partner has ever said in their sleep. And the people have spoken!
From "I’m your fan" to "Open the window, Abigail, I'm burning like a meatball!", we have compiled an entertaining collection of short stories to share with you all. So grab a warm blanket and get ready to laugh through these amusing exchanges. And if you’re feeling up to it, let us know if you or someone you know has ever experienced anything like this down below in the comments.
Psst! For more sleep-talking goodness, check out our earlier posts right here and here.
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I'm sitting in bed, scrolling through Reddit, my wife is asleep next to me. This exchange ensues:
Wife: *pushes me to get my attention*
Me: What?
Wife: I want a crunch wrap supreme.
Me: I am not going to Taco Bell right now. It's after midnight.
Wife: But we're already here.
Me: What..?
Wife: We're already at Taco Bell...see, there's the Chihuahua that says "Yo quiero Taco Bell".
Me: ....We're in bed.
Wife: *starting to get irritated* Yes, because we took the bed!
Me: We took the bed.
Wife: Yes!
Me: And how did we do that?
Wife: Are you telling me you don't know how to drive a bed?!
I woke up restless and hot, turned on the AC. Husband appeared to wake up too. He sat up and said “I’m your fan”, and waved his hands like a fan, and then laughed at his own joke and went back to sleep. Did not remember it in the morning.
My husband once sat bolt upright in bed (still fast asleep) and yelled “CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!?”. Being the supportive wife, I of course replied “HELL YEAH!”. To which he responded “Yeah! Woo!” before falling back down on the bed and resuming the snoring.
Wish I had a video of it. He still doesn’t believe me.
I crawled into bed when she was asleep, she reached over and grabbed my arm. She snuggled my arm a bit and I thought it was sweet...
Until, with a thick Russian accent, she says "I BREAK YOU" and acted like she was snapping my arm.
Edit: while I appreciate all of the attention this post is getting, I need to inform you all that my wife would REALLY appreciate it if I stopped trying to "activate her" with random words. Thank you.
My freshmen year of school I lived with two guys in a dorm room that talked in their sleep. They wouldn’t just talk though, they’d have separate conversations with each other.
One night I woke up and one was chanting “I am the spring berry, I am the spring berry.” The other just responded “yeah, but chick-fil-a said no in 2011.”
They have no memory of this.
I had a sleepwalker/sleeptalker college roommate too. Once he randomly sprang up and started rummaging around his sheets and blankets, murmuring something about finding the "radio that keeps playing that music." There was no radio or music playing in the room during that exact moment. About 30 seconds later he just went back to sleep, as if nothing had happened. No memories of this event in the morning.
A.R - "Don't rock the boat."
Me - "What boat, why?"
A.R - "Just. Don't. Rock. The. Boat."
***So what do I do? I rock her a little.***
A.R - "Oh God, no!"
Me - "What's wrong?"
A.R - "There's spiders everywhere! I told you not to rock the boat."
Then, then she screamed, jerked around, I got kicked in the chest, and she woke up to me being winded without being able to speak.
Completely at random: "OPEN THE WINDOW ABIGAIL IM BURNING LIKE A MEATBALL" we don't even know an Abigail.
It was me. Wife was getting ready for work in the morning. I was asleep. She kissed me goodbye. I then said, out loud, "boy, I sure hope that was my wife."
Like there are random women sneaking into my bedroom to give me kisses.
Edit: She did not think I had side women. She thought it was hilarious. I do sleep talk sometimes, mostly gibberish, like word salad-type stuff.
My wife swears up and down, that while she was reading before bed, I said: "I see you didn't bring the bag of leaves, so I know you're not serious."
I hate it when people don't bring the bag of leaves, you can tell that they're just not committed to solving cat dandruff
Rolled over once to snuggle my sleeping husband and he pulled away from me growling “don’t touch me I’m married!” He got lots of brownie points.
Edit: whoa thanks for all the love guys. Hubby used to be a baker who did farmers markets and he’s pretty hot (if I do say so myself). All the lil desperate housewives would hit on him so I would imagine that was a practiced line in his head.
I also never told him what he said.... he just got some extra favors whenever I thought about it.
"No, I DON'T want discounted health insurance, I want it to be FREE!"
-My roommate, asleep at 6AM
Also my roommate, at varying ungodly hours "Satan, not now" and "I don't have time to die I have a final tomorrow"
I’m the one who does the sleep talking. My fiancé woke up and saw me petting the blanket and referring to it as our dog who had recently passed.
Once, me and our roommate were downstairs, while my husband was sleeping upstairs. We heard him yelling in his sleep and I figured he was having a nightmare and went to check on him.
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Turns out he was, in fact, not yelling. in his dream he had a bunch of creepy ghost children trapped in a hole and was mocking them by saying "WoOoOoO~ WoOoOoO~... Bitches."
“BRACE YOURSELF!”
Then he let one rip and cackled like a maniac.
Wife: Oh no
Me: What's wrong?
Wife: I forgot
Me: Forgot what?
Wife: Gravity
Me: You forgot gravity?
Wife: Yeah
Me: It's okay, you can't forget gravity
Wife: I can't?
Me: No, it's okay.
Wife: Good.
Out like a light.
I was told by my fiancé that he came to bed one night after I had fallen asleep and started rubbing my back, which apparently prompted me to sleep-say “This just in! Local boy massages.. other local boy!!”
I am a 26 year old female but that night I was a young 19th century newsboy at heart.
One of my friends little brothers came into the room where we were sleeping when he was sleepwalking. He kicked open the door and said,
"[friend's name]! Did you tell mom abou the soup thing?" To which my friend replied,
"What soup thing?"
"You know, the thing with the [strangled screaming noise] and the [bird noise]!" Then he stood there for a minute before leaving.
Not a partner but my brother. He spoke English.
This is noteworthy because we had only adopted him from Romania 3 months earlier knowing zero English. He spoke better English in his sleep than while he was awake.
That checks out imo, some people tend to be anxious speaking a language different from their native, and when one is asleep, the anxiety is gone. One can't gain abilities one doesn't already have in their sleep.
One time while sleeping I grabbed my partner by the shoulder and told her “hey, people are just stacks of years” like it was the most important thing in the world.
Husband: “It’s all over the floor”
Me (mostly asleep and very confused): “What is?”
Husband: “Candy! But it’s okay, they’ll get it.”
Me: “Who will get it?”
Husband (quite happily): “The mice!”
Random:
While rubbing my thigh "you sure do have a nice engine in your van"
"The money is hidden off the road by the Indian Reservation." I tried to get her to talk more but she mumbled something I couldn't understand and went back to sleep.
She doesn't remember her dreams after she wakes up so it's this mystery of whether or not she hid money in the desert
My girlfriend would be stressed about work, talking about speed sheets and emails. I would answer her and say the most outrageous things.
"The spreadsheets got ice cream on them and need to be set on fire"
My ex wife once said "We'll see how f*****g funny you think it is when you're dead" in the middle of the night. Not mumbled. Fully articulated in a calm voice. Scared the s**t out of me.
Current wife once indignantly shouted "I can't poop here! Everyone is watching!" And I do mean shouted. I cannot imagine how I would have reacted had I been asleep. As it was, I was playing with my iPad in bed while she slept and I about jumped out of my skin.
I don't think your ex wife was sleep talking. You had a lucky escape.
We both talk in our sleep but I think this one was so far the weirdest.
One night he started giggling and I asked him why he's doing it. Then he just replied with "I want to tap your teeth and make them go 'hello'!"
Still no idea what that meant.
Edit:
Just remembered another one that was very weird.
One time in his sleep he started making very weird, distressed noises. I asked if he was having a nightmare and he told me he's in a war with colanders, trying to rip them apart with his bare hands.
"There's no love here."
Also, he studied so hard for an organic Chem final a few semesters ago that in the middle of the night he dead a*s said - "Aldehyde" at a louder than normal talking volume. I still get a good laugh at this
Really surprised I don't have any PTSD dreams about Org Chem classes . . .
My wife would jump to tell you that I said; "How come you get the cool spaceships and I get the Jetsons?" Then made the Jetsons flying car sound and went back to sleep
that does seem like an unfair business deal, I must admit.
My roommate sleep talks almost every night and I once walked in on him sobbing. Full on bawling.
I asked if he was good and he said in the calmest voice “yeah sure I just wanted to see it to the end”.... he doesn’t remember it one bit.
The runner-up was when he burst into laughter and then said “why did none you try to chop my head off just then?”
Son(sleeping): ONE HUNDRED?!?!
Me: 100 what?
Son: ONE HUNDRED PUSH UPS?!!!!
It’s not something he said, he sort of mumbles when he talks, but it’s the sounds he makes. Sometimes he giggles like a little girl; which is terrifying.
The worst was when he sat straight up and gasped super loud while staring at the wall. I asked what was wrong, but he was asleep. Meanwhile, I couldn’t go back to sleep because I was so scared.
My husband talks in his sleep too. Most of the time, this leads to some pretty funny conversations. But once he suddenly got up in the middle of the night, robotically eating a yogurt, and sat rigidly on the edge of the bed, staring at me with absolutely blank eyes. Then I understood what dead eyes mean.
I have two great ones:
1. I had stayed up late and husband was asleep in bed. We had creaky wood floors, so I was walking slowly into the bedroom trying not to make too much noise. I stepped on a creaky spot, and husband shifted in bed and then said, in a very cheeky/smiling tone:
"I have a machine... that will shoot you.. if you move around. It'll shoot you right now!"
Then he was back to be being dead asleep.
2. I was reading in bed, husband turned to snuggle into me and then this conversation:
Him: (in a cutesy, flirty tone) "Coupons."
Me: "Coupons?"
Him: "Yeah, coupons."
If wife is a bargain hunter (like myself), I'm guessing that was sleepy husband's attempt at sexy talk. Saving $$$ is hot, lol
BF sleeping cuddling our dog: Do you need help with anything?
Me: Awww no baby. Thank you!
BF: NOT YOU! The dog! She has four legs and no arms.
Me: -_-
She said I made siren noises like a fire truck one night. *Woo-Wee-woo-wee.*
Edit: Apparently I have opposite fire trucks in my dreams going woo-wee instead of wee-woo...
It is currently 3:31am and in cackling like a witch and I don’t know why but this is hecking hilarious
Girlfriend in college, who was from Indiana, out of nowhere said, in a thick New York accent, "My a*s is grass" and promptly fell back asleep.
Ex: why did you bring me sheep?
Me: because you asked me to.
Ex: Oh...
Me: Do you like them?
Ex: Yes... They are nice..
Then she went back to sleep
Don't have a partner, but I laugh in my sleep. And I would wake myself up from laughing
my mum has snored so loudly she's woken up, done the same with laughter. Wonder how common it is.
My ex's kid had a bed in the same room with us (he was 4) and one night I happened to just wake up and look over at him and he rose form his bed and stared out at the wall and whispered " who are you?" and at this point I was in full nope mode, and then he whispered "don't tell them" and then flopped back in his bed.
My college roommate and I apparently talked to each other in our sleep. His girlfriend said one time:
Me: dude, did you see that girl?
Him: so hot
Me: yeah man. I mean, did you see her elbows?
And this was approximately for 20 minutes
My partner used to regularly talk in her sleep
Creepiest:-
It's late at night, after midnight, but I'm not entirely sure how late. I've not fallen asleep, but I turn over to try get comfy and see her looking straight at me and she says "Did you see it move?"
I promptly panicked and had to turn the light on, to which I get a mumbled groan of displeasure from my darling girlfriend who has slept through this entire thing.
Funniest:-
Hard to decide between: "Why does he get XP for it, it's only a f*****g rock" and "Why is there a dead Pterodactyl in the living room?!"
I never did find out the answers to both those questions.
EDIT: I asked her. The XP dream was apparently Skyrim related, it was pre ARK even coming out I think, and she's never played it. Still none the wiser on deceased Pterodactyls
WHY IS THERE A DEAD PTERODACTYL IN THE LIVING ROOM? I THINK THATS A REASONABLE QUESTION.
"And then the horse came out of the tree and gave birth to me".
Mumbled into my ear at three am. When I told him about it the next morning, I changed it to "and then the horse came out of the tree and ate me" just to make it less Freudian.
My wife once in the middle of a dead sleep just did like a possessed scream/yell. It was from quiet to loud. Kind of like aaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. And then she started snoring immediately after. I didn’t go back to sleep for a while.
Once my sister was sleeping in my parents' bed and my dad was on a business trip so it was just my mom in the bed. My sister, at like 2 in the morning, apparently turned around to look my mom in the face and screamed as loud as she could. In the morning my mom told her and she had no memory of it. I still think it's the funniest thing ever lol.
I talk a lot in my sleep. Yesterday, in my sleep, I propped myself up on one elbow and said “Purple bowls. Purple bowls.”
He asked, “What purple bowls?”
I said, “You’re getting abducted by purple bowls.”
He said my name drawn out long and with mild contempt. Then he yells “THE LADERRRRRRR!”
I’ll get the ladder for you, babe. No worries.
Edit:
Just last night: He’s moving around slightly more than normal, so I wake up and ask if he’s okay. He says
“you need me to do two things?” I giggle as he gargles this in his sleep.
“What two things?” I’m still giggling
“You asked me to do two things. You tell me.”
“Uh, fix our vacuum?” (He broke the vacuum a little while ago)
“Oh. I don’t want to do that. Pick something else.”
“Go to sleep, love. That’s the second thing.”
“Ohkaaaaay. Love yooooou.” And out light a light.
He is really sweet, I tell ya.
Me: "I'm off to work"
Him: "But.. you're so nice"
Me: "Well, thanks. Nice people still have to work though"
Him: "NO! Cuddling me should be your job. I can pay!" * spreads arms *
Not creepy. Just cute.
My husband's Dad died on a fishing boat in the bering sea last year. It was a terrible way to go and he yells DAD very loudly like he's trying to warn him a line is about to hit him
My girlfriend will sometimes bolt upright and stare into the corner, when I ask her what’s up she’ll say “there’s someone in the corner”. I kinda laugh and be like what are you on about and then she’ll start laughing along too. Then she’ll wake up and be like “why did you wake me up? What do you want it’s late!”
I guess it sounds pretty creepy but honestly I find it hilarious
My ex woke up halfway through the night once screaming "RESISTANCE" with a Hitler like salute.
Edit: my ex was a small Dominican woman
My girlfriend says loads of weird stuff. Some of my favourites are:
“They got 4 things for Christmas”
“Why is the monkey lonely”
“I cut some of the thick italian”
That last one has me convinced that she wasn’t sleep-talking, but instead confessing to butchering a thick Italian
My girlfriend at the time had stayed over for the night the first time. Still fairly early in the relationship so we hadn't done anything intimate at the point. That'll be relevant here in a second. She caught me sleep talking.
Me "Put it in there."
Her "Put what in where!?"
Me "Put the sandwich in the bag!"
I'd been working as a trainer at a fast food place and was dreaming about someone not understanding what I thought were basic instructions.
SO: *HAHAHAHH! HAHAHA!* while sitting bolt a*s upright in bed.
Me: WTF?! Jesus christ, what are you doing?
SO: *HAHAHHA!!!!*
Me: Are you f*****g asleep?!
SO: NO! HHAHAHA!
Me: Yes you are, why are you laughing like that?
SO: Can't tell. We did it.
Me: Did what?
SO: Nope. HAHAHHA! We got Chris a PRESENT!
Me:..We got him a present, but you wont tell me what it is?
SO: HAHAHHAHHAH!!!!
Me: Ok, you need to stop and go back to bed
SO : HAHAH...hah... FLAME RETARDENT POKEMON. Hah
And then he went back to sleep.
I have such a list here. My husband constantly thinks he is choking while he sleeps. I once woke up to him straddling me holding his hands to his throat and making the most god-awful gurgling noise.
But sometimes he’s also very polite, like thanking his guests for the splendid pie and complimenting the party.
One more:
He once got up, looked out the window and said “I thought this was going to be a clean Revolution... it’s turned out to be quite a dirty one” then pets our cat.
My ex used to talk in his sleep and kind of sleepwalk too.. It was pretty funny.
My favorite was when I woke up to him holding my coat to the door, dropping it, and putting it back to the door. Not like, trying to hang it on the door, just like.... holding it to the door and dropping it repeatedly.
I asked him, uhhhhhhh what are you doing? He gave me a funny look and crept into the bathroom slowly, peeked around, looked at me (in bed) and asked, "are you in there?"
"in..... where?"
"the bathroom."
"no, i'm in bed..."
"oh. okay." and he came back to bed.
My second favorite was when he shook me awake and told me "I'm definitely not gonna do it." "do WHAT?" "yeah, I'm just feeling waaaayy too lazy and unmotivated right now." no s**t dude, you're asleep....
My younger brother use to sleepwalk. He told me once that he woke up knocking on the neighbor's door and hauled a*s back across the street when he woke up😆😆😆
Me asleep: go get the buckets
Him: buckets for what?
Me: the cats.
Him: buckets?
Me: yeah the cat buckets! Buckets for the cats yano! Then apparently I got annoyed and it ended. Its years old and still appears in conversations as one of the best sleep talks we've had.
We live in a small house while getting ready to build a bigger one so we're all sharing a bedroom. My husband and my 4 year old daughter both talk in their sleep and will talk to each other. Weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.
The oranges don't go over fifty.
Over fifty?
S**t, they're going over fifty!
What the f**k do you mean over fifty?!
I don't know.
That was the most annoying conversation I've ever had and she wasn't even conscious! I still want to know what she meant to this very day.
It's a scientifically* proven** fact*** that oranges which travel over fifty miles an hour will spontaneously achieve sentience. | *no actual sciences included | **what exactly does "proven" mean anyway? | ***facts are lame bro!
My fiancé has some weird sleepwalking instances. The creepiest was when I woke up to him walking around in a circle from our bedroom, through the hallway and living room, and back into the bedroom over and over (the bedroom has two doors). I asked him what the hell he was doing and all he said was “I’m following the lines.” I think I said something like “HELL NO YOU CREEPY M**********R GET YOUR A*S BACK IN BED!”
The other one is funnier. He jumped up out of bed, ran to the bathroom and started rifling through the closet. I asked him what the hell he was going and he busted out with “CHECK—BATHROOM SQUIRREL!” Apparently he had a dream about a large bearded squirrel in our bathroom and he thought he should follow it. Narnia dreaming bastard. I love him.
When I was in high school, our class took a trip to a nearby town for a couple of days. Apparently in the middle of the night I sat myself straight up and jumped down the bed. I must've been very loud, cause I woke up a bunch of people. I proceeded to walk up to my teachers room, opened the door loudly and (according to my class) asked everyone present:
"Do you also put shallots in your onion soup, or am I the only one?"
Next day I couldn't remember anything, but everyone was laughing at me. Still one of my favorite stories that happened to me.
I have to pee *gets up and walks away*
~~half a minute later~~
wow hun thanks for turning on the bathroom light for me
Turns out he went in the fridge
I've told this story here before, but...
About 10 years ago, I had just started dating this girl I'd had a massive crush on. We were fresh out of high school, and her parents went out of town for a weekend. I was going to finally sleep in her bed with her, and I was amped.
I have a bit of trouble sleeping in a new place, so I was awake after she'd already knocked out. I tried to keep my eyes closed and let sleep come. Just I started to drift off, I heard a sound like scratching on wood, quick and getting faster. I opened my eyes and oriented myself again. It wasn't scratching. It was whispering. And it was getting louder.
My girlfriend was rapidly whispering, "She is the devil in disguise she is the devil in disguise…" I turned my head to look at her, and her eyes were wide open, looking directly at me, but glossed over, like she was looking through me. The whispering continued until she stopped mid sentence: "She is the devil in disguise she is the dev— He can't help you."
She closed her eyes and went rolled over, leaving me with a very "What the f**k…?" feeling. I asked her about it in the morning, and she said she used to talk in her sleep a lot as a kid.
I still have no idea if she was messing with me or if she just had odd sleep habits.
...Yeah, think I'd be looking into exorcisms if I ever experienced that.
My little brother: “it’s all good guys. I’ll be right back.”
Stands up and walks just outside my room.
Pees all over the floor.
Me: “What the hell??! What’re you doing?”
LB: “just using the bathroom.”
Me: “you gonna clean that up or flush.”
LB: “already did.”
Little brother tries to go back to sleep.
Me: “WAKE UP AND CLEAN UP YOUR PEE??!!!”
LB: “what pee?”
I wasn't very well and got up to go loo and when i came back i thought my boyfriend was awake (his eyes were open and looking at me) so i told him i wasn't well, he told me to take a potion. I asked him what he was on about and he kept telling me to take a potion, i just sat there really confused before he finally said "you know the potion you got from doing that quest" that was when i knew he was asleep we are both gamers so it explained the potion bit.
Me, screaming "YOU B***H, YOU B***H!" in the middle of the night at my in laws summer home with them in the very next room.
I pulled a (pellet) gun on my dad while sleep walking...to pay him back a nickel that I apparently owed him.
Absolutely insisted that he take the money too.
Looking back on it, I can somewhat figure out how it all transpired. I big into DOOM at the time, played it for hours on end.
I also got a new handgun-style pellet gun, which I kept in my room.
I have no idea why I owed my dad a nickel though...
Fortunately, he took the whole thing in stride, basically disarmed me, took the nickel, turned me around and sent me back to bed.
My ex used to sometimes talk in her sleep and one night I was up really late and was high just watching TV and I heard her say, very clearly to me,
*"Let's get McDonald's."*
I thought to myself that it was a great idea, so I got up and started getting dressed. After I was done I went back to wake her and she was out. I shook her a couple of times and said, *"Let's go, I'm ready."* She finally woke up and said, *"What? No, it's late go to bed."*
I was so disappointed because I totally thought she wanted to go and I was too high to drive, so I had to get undressed again and go back to bed. Looking back, I totally should have known that was just her talking in her sleep, but I was so high I did not want to accept that as the reality and chose to believe I was gonna get some McDonald's.
Me: *covers girlfriend with blanket*
GF: "Thank you, Patrick"
Patrick is not a regional name and as far as I know, we don't know any Americans or Irish or whatever. I can only assume she was thanking SpongeBob's best friend
One morning when I was in my early 20's, my roommate greeted me at breakfast with a wary eye. It seems that in the middle of the night, I began singing. It was singing at first, then gradually it got louder until I was screaming (like I was terrified), then settled back down into singing. It alternated for a while until she worked up the nerve to peek into my room and by that time I'd quieted down. Can't remember anything about it of course, and the weird thing is I'm not really a singer although she said my voice sounded lovely.
I don't know who was freaked out more about the whole thing, me or her.
Haha - this is perfect because I'M the sleep talker in our relationship.
We were in Vegas, pretty drunk and slightly sick from some bad Panda Express. We decided it would be good to take a nap and sleep off the bad feelings.
Apparently in the middle of my sleep, I started mumbling about "fabric". This intrigued my girlfriend rather intently, so she asked me "...what?".
Apparently I got agitated that I had to say it again; I said pretty sternly "The fabric on these suits are so ugly!". As I was saying this I was rubbing the comforter pretty vigorously. Cue girlfriend cracking up and me ending up more agitated because she couldn't see just how ugly that fabric on the suit was.
She'll never let this go. I'm happy she's a light sleeper so she can tell me what I say!
Not my spouse, me. I’ve asked “What is your taco going to dress up for Halloween as?”
I asked him once how much the liberty horses were, and because I had bitten him and also punched him in my sleep before, when I got angry he did not have an answer he yelled I DONT KNOW until I woke up.
I woke up once to my girlfriend muttering something about square roots f*****g with her. This happened several times during the night and I eventually worked out that she was trying to perform a tree measurement calculation we had been studying all night in preparation for the test we had tomorrow. She had studied too hard and her brain was slowly working through the calculation in her head, but getting hung up on the square roots.
My girlfriend in college once rolled over so her mouth was right by my ear.
She then says, in a super hoarse voice, "DEATH".
She had no memory of this the next day, and didn't remember any dreams.
I'm still alive so...who knows.
One time when I was around 6, I came down stairs from my room, sleepwalking, walk past my parents and go into the pantry. My dad walks up to me to see me going through the pantry.
Dad "what are you doing?"
Me "looking"
D "what are you looking for?"
M "the box"
D "..... why dont you go back to bed"
M "okay"
I then apparently walked past my brother who, thinking I was messing with my parents, goes to give me a highfive. I then limbo under his hand and go back to bed. I have no recollection of this at all.
On another occasion I walked into this same brothers room and proclaim how i need to pee then walk to the bathroom and then back to bed.
I'm cracking up picturing the look on the brothers face as his sibling limbos under his hand. 😂😂
Not my partner, but my best friend. Drunk on New years and everyone was going to bed and she slept next to me. Middle of the night she goes "who the f**k stole my wine". I burst out laughing and it woke up her and other people around me.
I wrote this one down because it was so good.
"I don't like waking up and you're not there; it's like putting my d**k in the toaster."
My husband talks a lot in his sleep. Most recently he looked distressed, so I reached over and kissed him to try to make him feel better. He became even more distressed and said, "What the F**K was THAT" and turned over in a huff. Well sooOOooOooOoOOOooorry.
I'm the sleep walker here, but according to my gf there are 2 of particular note.
in the first, I threw myself on top of her. convinced I needed to shield her from whatever I was freaking out over. "you need to be very quiet"
in the second, I put her back to bed. she was trying to get up before me. I got up, walked around the bed, and laid her back down, folded her arms on her chest, tucked her in, then walked all the way around the bed and climbed in again. I have a particular memory of this one because she kept moving her arms and this was very annoying for reasons only dream logic can explain.
We're alone in the house, GF asleep on the couch.
Me: Hey, let's go to bed
GF: they're already in there.
Me: ...who's in there?
GF: (exasperated for some reason) THE TWINS.
I slept on the couch that night too.
“Bleach your a*****e already, would ya?”
He sleeps very hard, we can have conversations while he’s asleep. I’ve got several of them on video and they’re some of my most favorite things
Them: We gotta get the penguins in the tubes!
Me: why
Them: were going to be late otherwise!
Hurry up and get the penguins in fcking tubes Susan! We don’t have time for your BS
Him - "It's been four years and people still care!"
Me - "Care about what?"
Him - "The crash."
Me - "What crash? Train, car?"
Him - "Computer!" He said the last part rather angrily. If I questioned him again, he'd say "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
Oh and one time, I woke up in stomach pain. I've had some stomach issues and I know when it's urgent. I woke him up to warn him I might need to go the ER.
Me - "Baby, my stomach hurts. Really badly"
Him - "Oh no, hold on me! Then just do the..." then he rolled to his side and said "In this life, sometimes we just do what the..."
Me - "Baby come on!! My stomach really hurts, I might need to go to the ER"
Him - "Oh no, hold onto me! It's ok we just gotta tell them to turn it down, and we can leave."
Me, shaking his shoulder this time - "Baby, my stomach really hurts!"
Him - "Oh no, hold onto me!" this time he was awake and didn't remember the first two times.
I’m the sleep talking in my relationship, so I asked my partner and he said,
“You just say random sentences. A common one is “Did you hear what I said?!” In your angry voice”. So I guess in my dreams I’m also annoyed by people not listening to me?
When I was younger I’d sleep walk, and my parents once found me crouched under the kitchen table ‘watching’ them walk by (with my eyes closed of course) That was the creepiest they’d told me
Well, this doesn’t technically count but I’m gonna share.
I was half-awake one night and I had this nagging feeling that there was someone in the corner of my room. Then I heard a whisper and right after that, my girlfriend woke up with a gasp. I asked her what was wrong and she said it was a bad dream. Next day, I ask her what the dream was and she said that someone was in the corner of the room and she heard a whisper. I asked her to tell me which corner and it was the same one as me.
While camping with a friend -- who wakes up an hour before me -- I had apparently been repeating "Come here boy" for the past 15 minutes before I woke up. I don't know why as I've never said that.
Not a partner, but me when I was ~5. One night I was in bed at maybe 10ish sleeping and then I started SCREAMING “Leaves for underwear! Leaves for underwear!”. Im still not sure who had leaves for underwear.
Oml it’s that other dude who was talking about the bags of leaves! It all ties together now
Well, besides the time I woke up to my partner SCREAMING bloody murder, the very first time she stayed over I woke up to her saying in a loud firm voice, "IT IS TIME. YES, IT IS TIME."
I talk in my sleep all the time. I guess this is hereditary because my father talked in his sleep a lot.
When I was a kid my parents and I were living in a tiny studio apartment and once, according to my mother, we were talking to each other. I had my separate dream, he had his, our beds were at different sides of the apartment. Yet we had a conversation that went more like an argument.
Nowadays I have this sleeptalk recording app and I know for a fact that every now and then I would laugh in my sleep, like this exaggerated loud villain laugh, so creepy.
EDIT: The app I am using is Sleep Talk on IOS. There is a similar one on Android called "Sleep"
I don't have a partner but... I do talk in my sleep. I wake myself up all the time from hearing my own voice. Pretty weird. Sometimes I'll yell at people in my dream and hear myself then wake up. Sometimes I punch and kick. When I punch the wall it scares me so bad I wake up with my heart racing postured to fend off the intruder. Was camping one time though and a friend kept going off saying he wanted mustard.
Girlfriend has a little brother named Nathan who she fairly frequently gets into disagreements with. One night she’s at my house. About 3am rolls and I’m woken up by her sitting straight up, staring at the foot of the bed and yelling “NATHAN!” as if he had just done something to p**s her off. She then falls (not very gracefully) flat onto her back straight to sleep. Meanwhile I just kind of stare at her flabbergasted for a good 20 minutes trying to figure out what just happened. Little did I know, this was only the first of many similar nights.
My roommate told me that one time in the middle of the night that I had a shiver of fear then said aye caramba, with a poor Bart Simpson impression.
While watching her sleep, I heard my neighbor talk about the 60’s and the extraordinary length of pubic hair at the time.
My boyfriend last week: "Just take my body!"
I've been known to walk and talk in my sleep.
My favourite is last year, sat bolt upright and said:
Jesus is a m**********r, he won't do s**t.
While on vacation my SO woke up and said 'I think I saw a rat right there!' while pointing somewhere behind the bed and then promptly fell back asleep.
I once asked my partner at the time "do you like red hot chilli peppers?" Not sure why as neither of us did.
My fiancé once whispered very, very quietly:
‘I think there’s been a rape up there’
It was pretty creepy, but I think he was actually just quoting the office (UK version)
I told my girlfriend I loved her the second week of dating.
I had a boyfriend say that “I love you” to me in the middle of the night after 3 months together. I couldn’t sleep for the rest of the night, wondering if he meant it or was talking in his sleep. Shortly after I told him about it, he broke up with me 😬 He said there was too much pressure now. Dude - you said it, not me!
I kid you not. My brother once woke me up with him banging his head up and down and screaming random noises.. In his sleep
I used to sleep walk all the time when i was a kid.
I would talk to people like they were in my dream but the most random s**t
My husband sleepwalks. Once he got up and went over to the bedroom door and opened it. I'm waking up as he does this. He then comes over to me and whispers, 'We have to leave the door open - so they can get in'. 😱😱😱
Not my partner but ME. I woke myself up doing this and was just as confused as my husband at first lol I dreamt that someone came into our house and completely trashed our kitchen and living room. I was so angry because they refused to clean or pick it up, so I flung my arms out and yelled "well, thanks for the mess!!!" I apparently did this for real, arms straight out and all. LOL My husband was like, "what mess? What is going on?"
I'm a sleep talker but it was much worse when I was pregnant. Once pushed my husband out of bed shouting 'we have to get off the train, it's badger cull station'
a sleeping husband screamed at the top of his lungs, "aaahhhhh" when his wife's arm fell asleep and she lightly bit it to see how asleep it was. She didn't feel a thing.
Not long ago, i had gone to bed before my husband. i had just started to doze off but not fully asleep when he came into the room. in my head i was thinking about our cats, in reality i gave several hearty "psp psp psp" out loud, thinking he was one of the cats. He said something and it woke me up, then i realized what i thought & did :) He was very confused :)
I'm a heavy sleeper & shared a room w/ older sister (by 3.5 years) growing up. Found out some personal stuff about her (she was 17, same bf 3 years-you can guess). Asked her about it the next day & swore I wouldn't tell. Afterwards she always waited till I was asleep before she would sleep! LOL 😆
My stepdad, as a kid: his parents had some friends over playing cards. A while after he had gone to bed, he walks into the kitchen, opens the bread box, opens the bread bag, takes out a slice and blows his nose on it. He then crumples it up and throws it into the trash can and heads back to bed. Parents and guests were all silently watching this whole process. This has been a legend in the family for years!
I do kind of remember this. We were both just about asleep, hubby says something like "Tomorrow, you and I need to get groceries". My reply was all about the company U&I sugar. How it was competing with C&H sugar, but was beets instead of cane. And I sang the C&H song. Went on about sugar. The funny thing was that I didn't actually say all the words I thought I did, so hubby was really confused. In my defense, that's the night I learned to not take a Percocet and then a cannabis gummy...
I know that I make all sorts of sounds when I'm falling asleep and while I am asleep. One night I was at my partner's place and we were listening to music and I've fallen asleep on the sofa (unbeknownst to him) and when the song Vincent came on, I apparently sang it perfectly, pitch and words, everything. He was quite impressed until he discovered I was actually asleep and had no memory of singing it. I can't sing to save my life and I definitely don't know all the words to "Vincent"! It's such a pity I've never been to repeat the performance!
Sharing a tent with my sister on a camping trip and she randomly said "Where's the pie?" Tragically, there was no pie.
When we were younger, my brother and me shared a room, when we were spending holidays by my grandparents. He was usually moving a lot in his sleep but for the first time i heard him talk. He suddenly sat down,screamed briefly "OH." and said " no, no alice. So, gentlemen, one last cup of tea before leaving?" And fall back asleep.
My mom was sharing a room with her sibling and I had a funny sleep talking moment. Apparently the sibling suddenly sat up in bed, my mom asked if they were okay, and the sibling just said the balloons… they’re gone! They then made a dramatic motion of letting go a balloon, and back fell asleep
I just remembered this after reading this post. Back in high school I had my best friend sleeping over, and my niece (who lived with us at the time) wanted to sleep with us. She was about 3 years old. No prob, she slept in my bed often. This particular night, she sits straight up in bed, waking both me and my friend up. The only light was from the moon peeking through the blinds, but we could see her face clearly. She was wide eyed and terrified. Then she looks at my best friend and said, “KiKi! That M****r F****n ghost ‘gon get me!” Laid down and went back to sleep.
I once had a dream I was in elementary school, leading my class to recess. Apparently, the door to the playground was my grandparents' front door, and if my grandma hadn't told me to stop trying to unlock the door and go back to bed, I probably would've just walked out into the street.
Whe my aunt was a teen. She never told my grandpa her plans that she did that day untill she was asleep, when she was asleep she would start talking about everything she did that day
My sister talks in her sleep, mostly gibberish, but sometimes when I get up in the middle of the night and come back in the room she'll say "hi" even though she's asleep. Also one time she was asleep and said "Thank you so much, Thank you for making me, I really appreciate that" so yeah
Once when I was younger, I had a dream where an imaginary king of an imaginary kingdom gave me a bunch of cucumbers. He told me not to let anyone steal them or they would be turned into pickles, which could be used as a weapon against his kingdom. In real life, my mom comes in to put away the cat, which was sleeping next to me. She bends down and I reach out and grab the cat, yelling "MY CUCUMBER!" At the top of my lungs. Then I laid back down and continued sleeping. We still laugh about this.
One time my college roommate came back to our dorm room late and clearly inebriated. He used our couch as a ladder to get up to his loft. I’m half awake watching all this. He tosses a little while when suddenly he rolls out and falls half-on/off the back of our couch! It looked really painful. I called out to him and asked if he was ok and he just kind of mumbled as he stood up. He just stood there for a while while I watched concerned. Then he took a few steps over to the radiator on our wall. I was confused until I heard the sound of splatter against the wall. I was pretty much aghast but then he did the funniest thing; he reached up with his hand and tried to paw at some invisible thing. I realized he was trying to flush a urinal. When nothing happened to flushing heard him mutter “Fuuuhhhh”. I got down (kinda laughing inside) and helped him back to his loft. After he was tucked him I assessed the damage and wiped up the mess. He did not remember any of it in the morning.
My favorite of my toddler sleep talking 3yo: BLIPPI IS A B***H! Me: excuse me?! 3yo: mom farted Then more snoring
My husband and kids sleep talk but they're bilingual ( Welsh /English) also learning Spanish in school and obsessed with duolingo so I never know what language I'm going to get girls would speak wenglish often when they were little it seas so sweet
I have had sleepovers with my gf and I sleep with earplugs. I was more awake than her so I took out my earplugs and went to snuggle with her. Suddenly she says "I need the F4 button" I ask her what she meant. "The F4 button, I need the F4 button!" I asked her why but she didn't respond to that, instead she said "Someone moved the F4 button, I need it" out of ideas I grab her hand and say "Here's the F4 button" and let her boop my nose. She goes back to sleep. I tell her about 2 hours later and she starts giggling.
The other morning my partner yelled "get dressed, you look like an idiot!!" and woke himself up, I was in hysterics and he couldn't remember what he was dreaming about!
My husband once told me "I need an ice-cream machine so I can clean the carpet" when he was sleeping. I'm curious as to how he was planning on doing that lol
Story time : My mom,stepdad, little sister and I were all in a hotel room together for vacation and my mom was cursing at me for something in my dream. I've been told that I yelled " Stop f*****g cussing b***h!" At the top of my lungs. My mom said my stepdad thought I yelled that while o was awake. I still haven't lived that down .
I tried posting this but the app crashed - Bf at the time told me about a "conversation" we had while I was asleep that made him a bit uncomfortable lol. I rolled over and hugged him really tight which would be cute except I then said "I threw the f*ing roses in the f*ing pool" him: "hun we don't have a pool" me after a frustrated sigh: "your body is in the basement" him: "what basement!" me: very annoyed now and explaining slowly "I.put.the.body.downstairs.and.the.roses.in.the.pool" I then apparently went quiet for a while while he tried to wrap his head around wtf I was going on about. A while later I mumbled quietly "I don't know why you can't clean up after yourself" We're still friends and we still joke that apparently I'd help him hide a body, but I'd be really annoyed about the whole thing.
One time as I was in the car with my family driving to Maine for vacation I laid my head down in my sisters lap and woke up to her petting me in her sleep😂 Then on the same trip ( we shared a tent) I was half asleep and she started pushing me in her sleep, telling me to get out of the poison ivy. The next morning she said she had a dream about me standing in a patch of it lol
i was't there, but my parents told me this story.when my older brother was like 5 my mom found him sticking his head in the refrigerator saying "where's my hat i'm so cold"
Hub yanked me out of bed, got me on the floor, and kept yelling "keep your head down soldier!". I just said "OK Sarge" and he eventually crawled back to bed. I stayed up and watched true crime dramas until 6 a.m. This was many years ago, much closer to his little adventure in the desert than now. Nothing much since then, although he did stack two matching armchairs on top of one another, after which he woke up. came into the bedroom, and swore we had a poltergeist.
There are several theories about somnambulism or sleep talking & walking. It usually happens during non-REM or Delta sleep periods. I always wonder what our prehistoric naturist ancestors made of it.
I'm just curious as to the source for these. Some really seem scripted.
My ex fell asleep while I was reading and said "woooow look honey, it's even written in Chinese!" I asked "what is in Chinese?". "The banners above the city" he replied. I was pretty confused and asked "what do you mean?" He pointed to the ceiling and said excitedly "Look! Their writing looks like doors and windows, but it's beauuuuuutiful."
My ex fell asleep while I was reading and said "woooow look honey, it's even written on Chinese!" I asked "what is in Chinese?". "The bannersabove the city" he replied. I was pretty confused and asked "what do you mean?" He pointed to the ceiling and said excitedly "Look! Their writing looks like doors and wondows, but it's beauuuuuutiful."
I was a sleep talker when I was younger (not so much now). Once, on holiday, while we were staying in a travelodge on the way, I reportedly said "catch the legendary pokemon". I had not been playing pokemon recently, and wasn't even part way through a run at the time. I also had never reached the part of a pokemon game where you could catch the legendary pokemon (because I was like 7 and gen 4 was hard). No idea where it came from
I was sleeping while my now ex-wife was reading. I sang the line from the Blue Bonnet margarine commercial - "everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it" - giggled and went back to sleep. She asked in the morning if I remembered singing - I did, but had no clue what might have inspired me.
One time my mom asked my dad if he would like some tea. Still asleep, he said, "Yes, tea would be nice." When mom returned with two mugs of tea, dad [now awake] said "I didn't ask for tea." -- One time I woke myself up by saying "But I don't want to" in my sleep. I don't remember what it was about, but apparently it didn't wake my brother in the bunk above me
I talk in my sleep and my last girlfriend also talked in her sleep. I wonder what we talked about.
I used to date a woman who talked in her sleep. I also talk in my sleep. I wonder what we talked about.
I've got two stories about sleeptalking. First one is one of my sisters. We are both about 11 or 12. I'm a really light sleeper so when I was growing up I was in charge of waking my younger sisters. Well, I yelled at them to get up. No response from my youngest sister but the sister closest to my age yells back "How much is it?" I reply with "what?" and she repeats herself. To this day she has no clue what it was that she wanted to know the price of.
I am/was both a sleep walker and sleep talker (I've mostly grown out of it). The funniest story I have about talking in my sleep was on a school ski trip when I was 13. Stayed in dorm like accommodations and I bunked with two friends. Apparently friend 1 would be awake listening to friend two and I have complete gibberish conversations in our sleep complete with sleep laughing at whatever we were talking about
I once started screaming in the middle of the night saying "THE SHOE IS TOO BIGGG!". XD
My best friend has been a sleep walker and sleep talker his whole life. My favourite ever, from when we were all sleeping at his house in high school: Friend sits up suddenly, me and one other friend were still awake, so we were like "friend, what's wrong?" Eyes still closed, he goes "shhh, I'm downloading colours." Then he pauses and YELLS: "And I am NOT sleepwalking!!!!!" Laid back down and went back to quiet sleep.
I can’t believe the coincidence but today is literally 10 years from the day my ex-husband and I moved into an apartment that had been subdivided out of a Victorian era house. We discovered to our horror that the basement section included in our lease had a walled off extra cellar area with an externally locking door. Inside the windowless celler was a small cot, illegible words scratched in the concrete floor and broken children’s toys. As we tried to fall asleep that night in the bedroom directly above said hidden cellar, my Ex-husband who had never before sleep talked started to growl in his sleep and eventually said: “we are still here.” Fun times
I don't sleep talk but I make weird sounds. Best one: my ex told me that in the middle of the night I started doing moaning noises. He said at first he thought I was having an orgasm but then he realized that I was actually crying. I never told him that I dreamt about having sex with a famous footballer.
My husband sleepwalks. Once he got up and went over to the bedroom door and opened it. I'm waking up as he does this. He then comes over to me and whispers, 'We have to leave the door open - so they can get in'. 😱😱😱
Not my partner but ME. I woke myself up doing this and was just as confused as my husband at first lol I dreamt that someone came into our house and completely trashed our kitchen and living room. I was so angry because they refused to clean or pick it up, so I flung my arms out and yelled "well, thanks for the mess!!!" I apparently did this for real, arms straight out and all. LOL My husband was like, "what mess? What is going on?"
I'm a sleep talker but it was much worse when I was pregnant. Once pushed my husband out of bed shouting 'we have to get off the train, it's badger cull station'
a sleeping husband screamed at the top of his lungs, "aaahhhhh" when his wife's arm fell asleep and she lightly bit it to see how asleep it was. She didn't feel a thing.
Not long ago, i had gone to bed before my husband. i had just started to doze off but not fully asleep when he came into the room. in my head i was thinking about our cats, in reality i gave several hearty "psp psp psp" out loud, thinking he was one of the cats. He said something and it woke me up, then i realized what i thought & did :) He was very confused :)
I'm a heavy sleeper & shared a room w/ older sister (by 3.5 years) growing up. Found out some personal stuff about her (she was 17, same bf 3 years-you can guess). Asked her about it the next day & swore I wouldn't tell. Afterwards she always waited till I was asleep before she would sleep! LOL 😆
My stepdad, as a kid: his parents had some friends over playing cards. A while after he had gone to bed, he walks into the kitchen, opens the bread box, opens the bread bag, takes out a slice and blows his nose on it. He then crumples it up and throws it into the trash can and heads back to bed. Parents and guests were all silently watching this whole process. This has been a legend in the family for years!
I do kind of remember this. We were both just about asleep, hubby says something like "Tomorrow, you and I need to get groceries". My reply was all about the company U&I sugar. How it was competing with C&H sugar, but was beets instead of cane. And I sang the C&H song. Went on about sugar. The funny thing was that I didn't actually say all the words I thought I did, so hubby was really confused. In my defense, that's the night I learned to not take a Percocet and then a cannabis gummy...
I know that I make all sorts of sounds when I'm falling asleep and while I am asleep. One night I was at my partner's place and we were listening to music and I've fallen asleep on the sofa (unbeknownst to him) and when the song Vincent came on, I apparently sang it perfectly, pitch and words, everything. He was quite impressed until he discovered I was actually asleep and had no memory of singing it. I can't sing to save my life and I definitely don't know all the words to "Vincent"! It's such a pity I've never been to repeat the performance!
Sharing a tent with my sister on a camping trip and she randomly said "Where's the pie?" Tragically, there was no pie.
When we were younger, my brother and me shared a room, when we were spending holidays by my grandparents. He was usually moving a lot in his sleep but for the first time i heard him talk. He suddenly sat down,screamed briefly "OH." and said " no, no alice. So, gentlemen, one last cup of tea before leaving?" And fall back asleep.
My mom was sharing a room with her sibling and I had a funny sleep talking moment. Apparently the sibling suddenly sat up in bed, my mom asked if they were okay, and the sibling just said the balloons… they’re gone! They then made a dramatic motion of letting go a balloon, and back fell asleep
I just remembered this after reading this post. Back in high school I had my best friend sleeping over, and my niece (who lived with us at the time) wanted to sleep with us. She was about 3 years old. No prob, she slept in my bed often. This particular night, she sits straight up in bed, waking both me and my friend up. The only light was from the moon peeking through the blinds, but we could see her face clearly. She was wide eyed and terrified. Then she looks at my best friend and said, “KiKi! That M****r F****n ghost ‘gon get me!” Laid down and went back to sleep.
I once had a dream I was in elementary school, leading my class to recess. Apparently, the door to the playground was my grandparents' front door, and if my grandma hadn't told me to stop trying to unlock the door and go back to bed, I probably would've just walked out into the street.
Whe my aunt was a teen. She never told my grandpa her plans that she did that day untill she was asleep, when she was asleep she would start talking about everything she did that day
My sister talks in her sleep, mostly gibberish, but sometimes when I get up in the middle of the night and come back in the room she'll say "hi" even though she's asleep. Also one time she was asleep and said "Thank you so much, Thank you for making me, I really appreciate that" so yeah
Once when I was younger, I had a dream where an imaginary king of an imaginary kingdom gave me a bunch of cucumbers. He told me not to let anyone steal them or they would be turned into pickles, which could be used as a weapon against his kingdom. In real life, my mom comes in to put away the cat, which was sleeping next to me. She bends down and I reach out and grab the cat, yelling "MY CUCUMBER!" At the top of my lungs. Then I laid back down and continued sleeping. We still laugh about this.
One time my college roommate came back to our dorm room late and clearly inebriated. He used our couch as a ladder to get up to his loft. I’m half awake watching all this. He tosses a little while when suddenly he rolls out and falls half-on/off the back of our couch! It looked really painful. I called out to him and asked if he was ok and he just kind of mumbled as he stood up. He just stood there for a while while I watched concerned. Then he took a few steps over to the radiator on our wall. I was confused until I heard the sound of splatter against the wall. I was pretty much aghast but then he did the funniest thing; he reached up with his hand and tried to paw at some invisible thing. I realized he was trying to flush a urinal. When nothing happened to flushing heard him mutter “Fuuuhhhh”. I got down (kinda laughing inside) and helped him back to his loft. After he was tucked him I assessed the damage and wiped up the mess. He did not remember any of it in the morning.
My favorite of my toddler sleep talking 3yo: BLIPPI IS A B***H! Me: excuse me?! 3yo: mom farted Then more snoring
My husband and kids sleep talk but they're bilingual ( Welsh /English) also learning Spanish in school and obsessed with duolingo so I never know what language I'm going to get girls would speak wenglish often when they were little it seas so sweet
I have had sleepovers with my gf and I sleep with earplugs. I was more awake than her so I took out my earplugs and went to snuggle with her. Suddenly she says "I need the F4 button" I ask her what she meant. "The F4 button, I need the F4 button!" I asked her why but she didn't respond to that, instead she said "Someone moved the F4 button, I need it" out of ideas I grab her hand and say "Here's the F4 button" and let her boop my nose. She goes back to sleep. I tell her about 2 hours later and she starts giggling.
The other morning my partner yelled "get dressed, you look like an idiot!!" and woke himself up, I was in hysterics and he couldn't remember what he was dreaming about!
My husband once told me "I need an ice-cream machine so I can clean the carpet" when he was sleeping. I'm curious as to how he was planning on doing that lol
Story time : My mom,stepdad, little sister and I were all in a hotel room together for vacation and my mom was cursing at me for something in my dream. I've been told that I yelled " Stop f*****g cussing b***h!" At the top of my lungs. My mom said my stepdad thought I yelled that while o was awake. I still haven't lived that down .
I tried posting this but the app crashed - Bf at the time told me about a "conversation" we had while I was asleep that made him a bit uncomfortable lol. I rolled over and hugged him really tight which would be cute except I then said "I threw the f*ing roses in the f*ing pool" him: "hun we don't have a pool" me after a frustrated sigh: "your body is in the basement" him: "what basement!" me: very annoyed now and explaining slowly "I.put.the.body.downstairs.and.the.roses.in.the.pool" I then apparently went quiet for a while while he tried to wrap his head around wtf I was going on about. A while later I mumbled quietly "I don't know why you can't clean up after yourself" We're still friends and we still joke that apparently I'd help him hide a body, but I'd be really annoyed about the whole thing.
One time as I was in the car with my family driving to Maine for vacation I laid my head down in my sisters lap and woke up to her petting me in her sleep😂 Then on the same trip ( we shared a tent) I was half asleep and she started pushing me in her sleep, telling me to get out of the poison ivy. The next morning she said she had a dream about me standing in a patch of it lol
i was't there, but my parents told me this story.when my older brother was like 5 my mom found him sticking his head in the refrigerator saying "where's my hat i'm so cold"
Hub yanked me out of bed, got me on the floor, and kept yelling "keep your head down soldier!". I just said "OK Sarge" and he eventually crawled back to bed. I stayed up and watched true crime dramas until 6 a.m. This was many years ago, much closer to his little adventure in the desert than now. Nothing much since then, although he did stack two matching armchairs on top of one another, after which he woke up. came into the bedroom, and swore we had a poltergeist.
There are several theories about somnambulism or sleep talking & walking. It usually happens during non-REM or Delta sleep periods. I always wonder what our prehistoric naturist ancestors made of it.
I'm just curious as to the source for these. Some really seem scripted.
My ex fell asleep while I was reading and said "woooow look honey, it's even written in Chinese!" I asked "what is in Chinese?". "The banners above the city" he replied. I was pretty confused and asked "what do you mean?" He pointed to the ceiling and said excitedly "Look! Their writing looks like doors and windows, but it's beauuuuuutiful."
My ex fell asleep while I was reading and said "woooow look honey, it's even written on Chinese!" I asked "what is in Chinese?". "The bannersabove the city" he replied. I was pretty confused and asked "what do you mean?" He pointed to the ceiling and said excitedly "Look! Their writing looks like doors and wondows, but it's beauuuuuutiful."
I was a sleep talker when I was younger (not so much now). Once, on holiday, while we were staying in a travelodge on the way, I reportedly said "catch the legendary pokemon". I had not been playing pokemon recently, and wasn't even part way through a run at the time. I also had never reached the part of a pokemon game where you could catch the legendary pokemon (because I was like 7 and gen 4 was hard). No idea where it came from
I was sleeping while my now ex-wife was reading. I sang the line from the Blue Bonnet margarine commercial - "everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it" - giggled and went back to sleep. She asked in the morning if I remembered singing - I did, but had no clue what might have inspired me.
One time my mom asked my dad if he would like some tea. Still asleep, he said, "Yes, tea would be nice." When mom returned with two mugs of tea, dad [now awake] said "I didn't ask for tea." -- One time I woke myself up by saying "But I don't want to" in my sleep. I don't remember what it was about, but apparently it didn't wake my brother in the bunk above me
I talk in my sleep and my last girlfriend also talked in her sleep. I wonder what we talked about.
I used to date a woman who talked in her sleep. I also talk in my sleep. I wonder what we talked about.
I've got two stories about sleeptalking. First one is one of my sisters. We are both about 11 or 12. I'm a really light sleeper so when I was growing up I was in charge of waking my younger sisters. Well, I yelled at them to get up. No response from my youngest sister but the sister closest to my age yells back "How much is it?" I reply with "what?" and she repeats herself. To this day she has no clue what it was that she wanted to know the price of.
I am/was both a sleep walker and sleep talker (I've mostly grown out of it). The funniest story I have about talking in my sleep was on a school ski trip when I was 13. Stayed in dorm like accommodations and I bunked with two friends. Apparently friend 1 would be awake listening to friend two and I have complete gibberish conversations in our sleep complete with sleep laughing at whatever we were talking about
I once started screaming in the middle of the night saying "THE SHOE IS TOO BIGGG!". XD
My best friend has been a sleep walker and sleep talker his whole life. My favourite ever, from when we were all sleeping at his house in high school: Friend sits up suddenly, me and one other friend were still awake, so we were like "friend, what's wrong?" Eyes still closed, he goes "shhh, I'm downloading colours." Then he pauses and YELLS: "And I am NOT sleepwalking!!!!!" Laid back down and went back to quiet sleep.
I can’t believe the coincidence but today is literally 10 years from the day my ex-husband and I moved into an apartment that had been subdivided out of a Victorian era house. We discovered to our horror that the basement section included in our lease had a walled off extra cellar area with an externally locking door. Inside the windowless celler was a small cot, illegible words scratched in the concrete floor and broken children’s toys. As we tried to fall asleep that night in the bedroom directly above said hidden cellar, my Ex-husband who had never before sleep talked started to growl in his sleep and eventually said: “we are still here.” Fun times
I don't sleep talk but I make weird sounds. Best one: my ex told me that in the middle of the night I started doing moaning noises. He said at first he thought I was having an orgasm but then he realized that I was actually crying. I never told him that I dreamt about having sex with a famous footballer.
