If you've ever had the pleasure of living with a sleep-talker, you probably know how hilarious (or even creepy) the things they say tend to be. But probably the most intriguing and strange thing about this whole concept is that, to this day, doctors and psychologists still don't have much information on what it is and why some people are prone to engage in it.

However, the lack of knowledge surrounding the topic of sleep-talking doesn't make it any less funny—various popular forums, online groups, and social media platforms are full of folks sharing and discussing the best and most hilarious sleep-talking stories they've been lucky enough to encounter. Knowing that, we took the matter into our own hands to scan the interwebs and make a list out of the ones that have the most potential to crack you up.

With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most hilarious sleep-talking stories people shared online. And as always, don't forget to vote for the entries you liked the most and share your own stories in the comment section!

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Zophra
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1 year ago

Nope. Not after covid. No buffet for you, sadly.

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#2

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Zophra
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1 year ago

Hope you're giving good tips for his service. (wink.wink.) :)

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YoChicken
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1 year ago

i want to see these recordings

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Iris Post
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1 year ago

I think their half possessed 😈

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Red
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1 year ago

He was booing the ghost not you.

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Red
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1 year ago

Who was the right man for the job then..?

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Iris Post
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1 year ago

Oof good luck then

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#8

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 year ago

Few people like to sleep alone.

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Zophra
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1 year ago

Aww... I think that might be a compliment.

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Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭
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1 year ago

How creepy was the cat? Poor kitty.

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Red
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1 year ago

Whos coming for me..... should i bring my knife?

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Red
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1 year ago

Goblins deserve baths also

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eactnowuk Report

Zophra
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1 year ago

Whew... at least the blue elephants had found theirs.

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Iris Post
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1 year ago

I wish for clean clothes

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Edgar Rops
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1 year ago

According to my wife, I once sat upright in bed, raised the index finger and declared "I shall petition the E!" I am a lawyer, so yes, occupational dreams can be quite vivid

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Martin Kaine
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1 year ago

How many trousers does he wear?

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#17

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Zophra
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1 year ago

I think this is endearing that he still cares, even in his sleep.

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Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
1 year ago

And you said noooooooo

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Red
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1 year ago

”I DONT WANNA BE A CHICKEN”- this persons child 2021

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Martin Kaine
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1 year ago

He's right.

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 year ago

A whole bakery.

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Nkotanyi
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1 year ago

Ask him if he was Katy Perry in the dream

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Iris Post
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1 year ago

More like chemistry...

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Red
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1 year ago

Well i would be mad also nobody likes a cliff hanger.

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Abigail Nagel
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1 year ago

did he finish building the chair?

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YoChicken
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1 year ago

can i have the bread then? please?

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Red
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1 year ago

Well did he read the music?

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Zophra
Community Member
1 year ago

The poor US postal service is downtrodden once again...

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Aragorn II Elessar
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1 year ago

One time I woke up convinced I’d lost my arm because it was completely numb from me sleeping on it.

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Zophra
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1 year ago

I would like to know too.... And is there also a taco trap?

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Red
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1 year ago

Can somebody show me a picture of mice with tiny hands...?

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AlmightyOne
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1 year ago

I remember having a dream in which there was a dog who attacked my mother. I did not see the dog, as in the dream I was not there for the event, but in my dream Mom, although unhurt, told me that a dog had attacked her. Right before I drifted out of that dream, I saw a large pitbull/boxer mixed breed a murmured "dog? What dog?" As the dog just calmly walked up a hiking trail towards us (we were in the mountains in the dream). When I woke up to no dog I was understandably very confused, and Mom, who had overheard me muttering in my sleep since we were in the same room staying at my aunt's house, was equally so.

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 year ago

Ironed potatoes and a tank called Tommie,where were you when you woke up?

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 year ago

He broke my 100 year old stained glass church window during a nightmare. Hurt his leg too.

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Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
1 year ago

Precious.

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Iris Post
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1 year ago

Sleep talking is weird and it’s a thing I do. I used to sleep with my sister, and she said in my sleep I talked to her. I would say “ Mira Mira Mira Mira “ all over again. One time, I started sobbing in my sleep saying “ the money, the money” 😑

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Elaine Mattingly
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1 year ago

That's cute. The most adventursome I was when I called from the store to ask why I was there in my PJ's. I had driven there! From then on if I went outside my husband checked to make sure I was awake.

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Red
Community Member
1 year ago

Your poor toe...

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#39

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Elaine Mattingly
Community Member
1 year ago

It's nice he wanted you to join him.

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Zophra
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1 year ago

"Them" might have not been the demons... it could have been a galloping herd of tacos. Just pointing out the obvious.

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