Found The Best Rock I've Ever Seen In My Life Near My Accomodation Today
My Cat's Big Paw Pad Looks Kinda Like A Nose
Just Captured This Pic In Turkey
This Wet Floor Sign Shaped Like A Banana Peel At The Local Movie Theater
I Got A Label Maker
I Found A Perfect Spherical Stone In A Pebble Pile
Oooh, I would add that to my collection, including the stone they showed earlier.
I'm Holding My Cat
Why Does He Think He Tuff
Touched Snow For The First Time.. Feeling Heppi:3
As an Australian, I've only touched snow once. I had to travel to the other side of the country to find it. Made a snowman and had a snowball fight.
Made A Rat Out Of Magnets
Not A Picture From Hubble Space Telescope. Just My Dusty TV
The Best Looking Spongebob Ice Cream
My Siblings And I Have Different Skin Tones
I Peeled A Lemon
Must of taken ages, all them tiny little bits of skin on the counter
I Poured Everything That Was Left In The Carton
He Judging You
The Twitter Bird Is Still Alive In My Search Bar
Yall Like Kitkats?
I Made My Shadow's Hand Look Like A LEGO Hand
I Can Hold Onto 7 Bottles At Once
Is his foot is censored incase the foot in sock f****h people see it
Piece Of Dried Glue That I've Kept Since Elementary School Because It Looked Like An "Astronaut"
Bought Icecream From The Icecream Truck Today On My Way Home
How is that not interesting? I was interested to know the flavour. It's Mango! :-)
Stick
I Bought A Pickaxe Today
I Went Outside To Touch Grass And Failed
I had a neighbor who must have taken that expression too literally. Every day, she went into her yard and spent hours bent over, touching individual grass blades one at a time.
I Have A Mini Laptop
I Opened 5 Packs Of Smarties And Separated Them By Color
It's Snowing Today
This Guy Informs
My Ginger Guinea Pig Has One Black Hair
I Got Unbanned On Fortnite, I Tried Cheating When I Was In 7th Grade, I'm 20 Now
Just Eating Some Pickles
Sorted Munchie Mix
Someone Left A Roomba On The Street
Best to leave this Roomba on the street, as far away from you as possible, would be best.
Saw This License Plate In The Taco Bell Line A Few Minutes Ago. Not One Number, Straight Up The Whole Word Haha
We like to be as clear and precise as possible to avoid miscommunications, you know. That's why we tend to reiterate things (and add further clarifying text in brackets which aren't particularly necessary).
One Clove In This Garlic Is Black. The Rest Are Not
Same But Backwards
Someone's Mom Said No
According to my daughter at the time, I was an ahole because I made her go and put things back where she got them from. When I take her shopping now, at age 25, she still reminds me how awful I was!!
Took Some Chinese Booze (60% Alcohol) And It Made Me Bite Off A Part Of My Nightstand
Guess they're going to have to update the possible side effects to include, may cause cravings for particle board.
Update: It Took 5 Bites To Eat This Big Strawberry
Problem is it probably doesn't taste as nice as the smaller ones. The strawberries I have been ordering for work recently have been huge, but the kids won't eat them as much because they aren't sweet enough.
A Toad’s Journey
I Made A Pancake
Found An Isopod For The First Time In My Whole Life
What Happened To Jail Guy? Was He Too Interesting?
Real Uninteresting News
Guys Did I Cook
Found The Exact Spot Logan Paul Sat 11 Years Ago
Did I Just Get Roasted By Reddit ?
I Bent My Spoon Eating Ice Cream
I have done the same thing in a blind panic to get a bite of Ben & Jerry's salted caramel ice cream straight out of the freezer.
I Have One Arm Hair That’s Thrice As Long As The Rest
Nice place to be able to use the word "thrice." I am always afraid to use it because it sounds fairly pretentious, but it's a word I really like.
Shan't complain. These were mostly 'meh'. Hence mission accomplished.
Shan't complain. These were mostly 'meh'. Hence mission accomplished.
