30 People Share Painfully Awkward Moments They Witnessed In School
Interview With ExpertFor many people, school days didn’t go by without witnessing awkward moments, whether it was an ignorant phrase someone blurted out or an innocent door that got in the way. It can feel uncomfortable in the moment, but after many years, they become memories that former students can fondly look back on and laugh about.
Recently, people in the AskReddit community have been discussing just that—the cringeworthy things they've observed in the classroom. Scroll down to find the most popular stories that may remind you of your own similar experiences. And if they do, share them in the comments below!
While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with social psychologist, management consultant, and executive coach Crystal Clarke, Ph.D., who kindly agreed to give some pointers on how to deal with awkward moments.

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I was doing a presentation in 6th or 7th grade about my family and kind of stumbled to remember my brother’s age. This loud girl in the class started to make fun of me (while I was still up there presenting…) asking me how I couldn’t remember my own brother’s age. I just said “he’s dead so I have to do the math!” Everyone went completely silent and I still remember her face.
Something similar happened to me I was in french class and every class the teacher would ask "Comment tu te sent au'jourdui?" (not sure if that's spelled correctly) which means 'how are you feeling today." I just said, "I'm not sure what to say." the teacher said, "Just try and sub in English words when you need to." I repeat, "I just can't" The teacher got kinda annoyed and said, "Just try your best." So I snap and say, "I don't know how to say how I feel about my cousin trying to kill himself (Oh if bp censors this I'm going to be mad as heck) last night." The entire room goes quiet and the teacher just says, "Oh," and calls on another kid.
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't remember how old my brothers are. I have to do the math when somebody asks (and that happens... maybe once in a year?)
Hell, I have to do that with my own age sometimes. The years, they are like dust in the wind.
Load More Replies...That was on her, not you. Hopefully the little bully learned her lesson.
Two guys who were bullying me for being gay got caught jerking each other off under a table in 8th grade. At least they stopped bullying me, lol.
As usual, most, if not all, anti-queer behavior comes from a deep internal insecurity
Oh, like my dad who was a very conservative racist. After his death, it was revealed he used to have "alone" times with the farm staff (who was non-white, obviously).
People get hormones at the puberty, not only chest hair
Load More Replies...Well there certainly is a better place to do that type of thing...How the turns have tabled on the other hand...
A friend walked up to the front of the room to ask our teacher if he could go to the restroom and was denied. So he stood right there and pissed his pants in front of her. He got sent home.
I never understand the rule of not allowing toilet breaks during classes especially for girls when it's their time of the month
I remember our teachers always explained "the breaks between each class gives you plenty of time". Only, they usually didn't if the schools have larger campus. Sometimes I didn't even have time to go to my locker.
Load More Replies...I was seventeen when a teacher denied me to go to the toilet once. I went to the sink in the classroom saying 'fine, no problem, I'll use the sink then'. Did not reach the sink before I was sent out off the classroom.
1st grade. Asked to go to the bathroom. Mrs. H., of course, wouldn't allow it. Minutes turn to hours, and I realize that, if I wouldn't go now, going would be pointless, because I couldn't anymore. So I get up to just leave without startling her, so she couldn't physically hinder me (she did that before to numerous boys - girls always were allowed out...), but some stupid classmate, we'll call it XYZ, screamed "Mrs. H. said you're not allowed, so..." (german, that was ..." Frau H_____ hat gesagt Du darfst nicht, AAALLLLSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!"), grabbed my arm and held me. I shook lose, in the process pushed him SLIGHTLY back into his chair, he sits down and start to scream-cry. Mrs. H. then got into it - she analyzed it on the spot: "You didn't get it your ways, so you acted out on poor XYZ!", and that AH kept crying. Then, I finally got rid of the reason to go to the bathroom, but got a reason to go home, and a reason to be laughed at. "Serves you right!", she said. Of course, this led to my parents being really pissed, we had a talk with the teacher, the principal and the parents of XYZ, who, by the way, looked like stupidity is literally dripping out their faces, and it was downplayed, doubted and, generally, I was one of the more guilty students (first, but not nearly only, reason was my genitals - I wasn't a girl and had so called "bad handwriting", which is a story for elsewhen, so she kinda took the blame just enough to not get in trouble herself, and children tell a lot of stories and make stuff up and so on ... yeah, school was great. Within two weeks, I went from curious to learn and the fear of not understanding stuff to not caring about it anymore, but disrupt the shidshow whenever possible. Wasn't the greatest of decisions ... was it a decision at all? Anyway ... just pissing myself and then crying would have worked better.
"Frau H," eh? Was her name "Hitler" by any chance? :P
Load More Replies...The full phrase, as I learned it: When you gotta go, you gotta go. Because if you don't go when you gotta go, when you do go, you find you already went.
Load More Replies...Writer Bill Bryson, in his book about growing up, had a teacher who always asked whether it was No 1 or 2. Bill wasn't familiar with those terms, in his family No 2 was called a BM. So his answer was " I don't know what those numbers are but I really gotta go, it might be a 3 or 4".
The one constant in the education system since at least I was a kid, is teachers having some weird power trip about bathrooms. Just let the kid go. I just wish the teacher was the one who had to clean it up.
i mean.... what other choice did he have? going to the bathroom is a right, not a privilege.
Social psychologist, management consultant, and executive coach Crystal Clarke, Ph.D., tells Bored Panda, "When people find themselves in situations they see as awkward, they are often experiencing some form of social anxiety, maybe feelings of shame, fear, confusion, embarrassment, or self-consciousness."
According to Clarke, something that can help us deal with life's inevitable uncomfortable moments is reminding ourselves that often the awkwardness is just in our heads.
She further explains, "Feeling awkward is typically the result of 1) how we imagine ourselves to appear and 2) how we imagine others are judging us. These two beliefs are usually simply that, beliefs! Given the negativity bias many of us have, sometimes what we believe others think about us can be inaccurate."
A girl kept putting her hand up to go to the bathroom, and the teacher refused. So after maybe the fifth time she just yanked something out of her skirt and slapped it on the window. Her heavily soiled sanitary pad. Fair enough.
I had a (singular) teacher back then who treated us like actual real people, so his bathroom policy was "just go with as little interruption to class as possibe", kind of like, y'know, how actual real people are treated. His classes, strangely enough, had the best attendance record. I'm trying to make a connection here, can somebody help me?
Well, I guess a small percentage may not go to the bathroom or use the bathroom for non-bathroom activities. But EACH and EVERY teacher should be f**g aware that a girl may be on her period and spare her the embarrassment of blood stains on her clothes.
At my school, once the girls hit that age, no teacher questioned them. And to the boys’ credit, we didn’t either even though it was a little reverse sexism. Boys couldn’t go to the restroom during class but girls could. We just accepted it.
Load More Replies...I've told my kid if it's an actual emergency and you're not being let out, just walk out. Just know that you'll have to explain why and that there might be consequences no matter the explanation. But she's not in prison
Well, I was the kind of kid who would (and did) just got up and walked out of the room anyway. Go ahead, take me to the principals office. Geez, supposed adult, let the kids go to the damn bathroom! Get your power trip somewhere else.
I‘ve had severe bladder issues since I was a kid so this concept always frightened me and gave anxiety when asking. But I was always the well-behaved kid and with a sort of ‘note’ to all my teachers I was able to just walk out. And often one of my classmates with SEVERE OCD was out in the halls, late, because she had to count things specifically on her walk so I was often given grace for being late or taking a long break since I would help her to class/office/wherever she needed. She was very sweet. ❤️ So yeah I guess I got lucky with my experience even if I had anxiety over it.
I have to say, this happened to me 37 years ago, teacher refused me the bathroom saying I should have gone at recess, I got up after class with full bloody pants and all over the desk chair, it was my first period , I asked 3x because I felt something wet and cramps, she obv said no...I had to walk out in front if my classmates and home (I knew after class what happened but had no way to hide this) my friend in another class I always walked with stood behind me and used her backpack and mine it was so embarassing, if that teacher would have let me go to the bathroom I could have went easily to nurses room and got a sanitary napkin , I was called bloody mary for a year because of that teacher
I'll never forget in high school, on the first day of freshman year, my period started RIGHT as the first class after lunch started. The teacher let me go but said I needed to plan better in the future. I was so embarrassed that it's been over a decade and I still remember it. I get that lots of kids are screwing around, but don't assume they're doing something wrong if they haven't given you any reason to.
I'll never forget being in secondary school and a friend asked to go to the toilet because she needed to change her pad, the teacher refused said it's 15 minutes til the end of class! Yeah they had to get the janitor in because it was everywhere, the chair and floor around her desk all covered in blood and this was 1990 so you'd think they'd have learnt some lessons by now, all of us girls were angry for her.
Teacher of a BS class (Music Appreciation) who was known as an absolute terror. I wasn't the best student in school but took the class super seriously despite being tone deaf. I honestly wanted to melt through the floor every time this woman spoke to me. Her final was two days - one listening to music pieces and answering questions the other a big multiple choice, 100 questions in all. We take the first part and come in the next day to get our tests back before she administers the second. Hands them out by decreasing scores because she's a c**t. I didn't expect to be first but still thought I did pretty well. She hands out all the tests and stands in front of me berating me for being the worst student she ever taught and making her want to quit teaching. I got a 8/100 on a multiple choice test. My head is spinning, and I'm trying to figure out how well I need to do on the second part to pass. I start looking around to ask people to compare answers. Get a test from another girl and my answer don't match up. Expected but they don't even match the correct answers the scantron gave. And then it dawns on me - there were two tests (A/B) and she marked mine wrong. I start to open my mouth and she flies over to my desk and drags me to hers. Sits there regarding because I figure she realized what happened and didn't want to be called out. The whole class was dead silent the whole time starting at me. I'm the color of a tomato and want to melt through the floor again. I got a 92 on the test and no apology from that skank.
When teachers don't realize that one of the most important things they teach is how to deal with making mistakes.
Hmmm wrong mark = 8/100. Right mark = 92/100. Sounds like SOMEONE dosent know math
I had a science teacher who insisted his test answers were correct. My, then, 12 year old self quite loudly disagreed and got into an argument with him, where I eventually yelled that he needed to check the textbook. He wrote up a discipline slip and threatened to send me to the principals office; still quite defiant, I told him that I would happily go and that I would take the book and prove to the principal that he was an idiot. Two class periods later, (about 3 hours), I get a note from the teacher telling me that I was right, but that he would appreciate if next time I disagreed with him, I would do it quietly at his desk. To this day, I still remember thinking that if he had only listened the first time we would never have gotten into an argument, and I wouldn't have embarrassed him in front of everyone. On the plus side, for the rest of the year, in my class, he always checked any answer that someone challenged!
Not a good example of an adult showing how to apologise for doing something wrong.
I had too many power tripping teachers. It made the good ones stand out even more. Many were protected by tenure or because they were also successful athletic coaches. Educating was an onus to the deadbeats. I sat through many classes where coaches talked strategy with football, chess, basketball, wrestling, and speech teams.
There was a girl in my math class that would fall asleep with her feet up on the seat in front of her usually wearing short skirts. One day she farted so loud it woke her up. The entire class died laughing our teacher was facing the blackboard and I could see his shoulders shaking.
Taking a college exam and the class room was completely silent. The plastic chair I was sitting in acted as an amplifier for an already loud nervous fart. My best friend was in the chair behind me and I don't know if I was more embarrassed or pleased with the involuntary prank. Not a word followed the roar from my chair.
I was gonna say something about the chairs, the plastic chairs have claimed many poor souls who's bottoms were just trying to blow a kiss...
Load More Replies...In her autobio the actor Miranda Hart talked about how she had such excruciating abdominal pain at a nightclub she collapsed and passed out, so her friends called an ambulance. She came to surrounded by paramedics and stunned clubbers, and felt fine. Apparently, while unconscious, she released a massive fart which solved the pain issue...
I would've laughed about it all day, then proceed to stare at the ceiling all night long
My ex did this. We were in bed and his fart woke him up. He looked at me, offended, and asked why I hit him (I absolutely had not) 🤣
Even though awkwardness is often the product of people's minds, such an emotion can have real-life negative consequences, including decreased confidence. "From a social theory called "the looking-glass self," we know that humans may base their sense of self on how they believe others view them. In situations where we believe others see us as awkward, we may interpret that as something being wrong with us, which over time can eat away at our sense of self and our self-esteem," says Clarke.
We had mandatory dance classes, including partner dance (think waltz and things like that). All in ballet clothes. One of the boys got a boner which is impossible to hide in ballet tights, and thought it would be best to put it up behind the waistband of the tights. I think in an attempt to hide it? Instead the tip just... poked out. Like a naked molerat popping out of the ground. When he realized, he panicked and ran out of the room. They made groin guards mandatory after that, but tbh I don't think it really helped.
O god, I just died laughing! Poor dude! Why did the kids have to wear this? Pubertants dancing close in ballett gowns is a sure way for an errection!
Naked mole rat, I laughed so much at the poor lad, I'm surely going to hell
Load More Replies...What's worse is at that age, they just arrive for no reason at all. Nope, he's not necessarily imagining anyone naked, nor staring at someone's butt or developing cleavage. He's just 13 and it's that time of day.
And even if he does, that is also completely normal. Insure as hell know that tight outfits would be a trigger for me back then
Load More Replies...Yeah PE was hard (no pun intended) in school already for that matter, ballet clothes on both sides would have been a nightmare for us boys
In middle school PE we had to do a few weeks of wrestling. Whoever thought that was a good idea is a sadistic monster! Nothing is more embarrassing than having all the pervy teenage boys shouting and leering at you while you pretend to wrestle with another girl. We'd just fake a takedown in order to get off the matt quickly. What's worse is that the gym teacher would be shouting instructions at you too and would make you go back and do it again if he felt your attempt wasn't satisfactory. I wanted to crawl in to a hole and die. Middle school is bad enough already!!
I'm convinced some adults completely forget what it's like to be that age. Could've saved that kid (later man) a couple hundred in therapy if the adults in the room said hmm gym shorts. Freaking gym shorts over the tights!
Oh my ... I hated those damned random, unprompted boners. In 6th grade, my pants ripped just at the right place, so I got to expose my equipment ... the teacher, with whom I had clashes and fights every other lesson, saw my Apparatus Knochus, and thought that I'd at least had it exposed on purpose, and even thought - and said - that I got boinged up by choice (it doesn't work so, it's often rather impossible to control, and if so, happens in the least convenient settings ... ilike, with a ripped-off zipper during english class), so she requested that I leave class, now. I didn't dare to get up, tried to stuff it back in, but that wouldn't really work, because the button over the zipper also had given in, and was off. Got her really mad before she finally understood that it's not like you can turn it off or on whenever you want ... Oh my, what a shiddy day that was. She tried to apologize, but the damage was done already. The event described in the post ... well, choice of clothing, or rather unchoice by unknowing persons, again failing the most basic demands one might want to be considered, ... school sucked, big time, did I mention that?
Poor Kevin in 7th grade got an enormous erection in his shorts. Must of been a commando day. He handled it like a champ though. Just walked across the quad very red faced and waved to everyone. Very memorable.
Only somebody who either hates kids or hates dance would make people do waltz in ballet gowns.
Where I grew up we had mandatory swim classes where the boys had to wear speedos and I can't decide if ballet tights are better or worse.
Better or worse... it is like asking "is it better to be hit with a baseball bat or metal pipe?"
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A teacher was out for a few days. Upon returning one kid questioned "what, did your grandma die?"
She indeed did die. The teacher just broke down.
Embarrassing for the snarky kid who asked the question, I would hope.
Load More Replies...Well, I'd say the question was embarrassing...bet the kid wished to take the question back.
A student told me that he really didn't like the (admittedly difficult) math procedure we were learning. Not thinking, I replied "Hey, it's not like it's brain cancer." Sitting in the first row directly in front of me was a young lady whom everyone (including myself) knew was fighting brain cancer. She loved it because she said the look on my face when I realized was the funniest thing she had seen in years. (Happy ending - even though the doctors said she had no chance of surviving, she made a complete recovery.)
One time at work, a coworker didn't read the email that they were 'paying honor' to a board member who had just died. He came into the office with no inkling that the organization would ever do such a thing (and frankly, they've never done anything like this before or after) and on seeing all the black suits and somber tone exclaimed, "what, did somebody just die?"
I won't say much since it's not my story and if I were somehow identified irl I don't want the people involved to feel bad. That said In 8th grade the french teacher found out during class her Mother in law had late stage cancer. Then in 9th grade a different french teacher found out again during class that her friend died of an overdose. THEN in 11th grade the french teacher was late to class by a decent amount and we found out their aunt had breast cancer. Besides the obvious absurdity of that much craziness happen to french teachers the teachers tried to explain what had happened in french which was incredibly awkward when a couple of students mistranslated quite badly and unknowingly made a very situationally inappropriate comment.
I think that is beautiful. She loved her grandmother who was a significant figure in her life. I would have loved to have a grandmother like that.
A girl loudly called out a boy who had his hand in his pants in class. Dude was nearly frozen in fear.
Not good. I sincerely doubt he was jerking off. He was probably far more likely trying to adjust where stuff goes. In such a tight place, there's a lot of very sensitive stuff that is constantly changing size and shape. But your response illustrates the harm done.
Load More Replies...at some point in a young mans life things start to grow on their own for no reason, and if thing go down you leg and not up, this can be very painful and embarrassing. You have to learn how to adjust on the fly. Simply pulling down on the crotch seam will do the trick most of the time.
Love how the girls assume jacking off, while the guys figure he was adjusting. Takes two seconds to adjust, more is pleasure.
I think this is an urban myth maybe, but I had heard as a kid that if you're masturbating in class the teachers are actually not allowed to say anything bc that's deemed sexual harassment. Anyone know if there's any truth to that?
Probably depends on what local school board policy is
Load More Replies...That said, embracing it can also be beneficial. Clarke tells us that seizing awkward moments, silences, and unmet social expectations allows us to experience something very human. "No one is perfect, and embracing or acknowledging the awkwardness can oftentimes be a way to connect with others, as awkwardness is a common experience, and they've likely had an awkward moment or two," she says.
We had a teacher who had a miscarriage and was explaining that she was going to be gone for a couple weeks for mental health reasons when this one kid just said: “Well, it isn’t all bad, at least you’ll be skinny again!”
You could’ve heard a f*****g pin drop.
Many years ago, I suffered a rather late miscarriage fairly close to a classes external exams so I went to explain that while i would be setting and marking work, i did need to stay home a while. A lot of the children said things which could when written down look insensitive or mean, but who actually knows what the right thing to say is? I know kindness was intended. This child here could just be trying to empathise with something they can not comprehend.
That's a kid who I would immediately send to admin and not let back in my class without a written apology.
I hope someone pulled them aside and explained how and what not to say, and why.
How sad to think her weight would even be a factor in someone's mind at this point.
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oh my goodness. poor teacher. wonder how she managed not to cry :(
One time a girl got mad and went to storm out of the class room. She was making a big scene, doing everything angrily and loud. She goes to open the door to step out, but her hand slipped off the knob, and just ran into the door.
UNCENSORED WORD! I can't believe BP let such a harmful word as k**b to get through! /s
They also censor p.a.w.n for some reason. Because secondhand shops and chess figures are evil
Load More Replies...5th grade teacher did something similar to me I forgot my stuff in her class and went to go get it, she flung the door open and i got smacked by the side of a solid metal door, to be fair though it was a dual immersion class so she thought it was the other class
Had a guy in high school try to storm out and slam the door. Unfortunately, the door had a closer. A very slow and gentle one.
Happened to me too a few years ago when I was hurrying for the bus. I ran into the door, fell to the floor and sat there puzzled for about five minutes because I almost knocked myself out. I missed the bus.
Our math teacher was in a bad mood and held us back for a few minutes to lecture us. She saw one of our classmates outside the classroom chatting with some other kid. She went ballistic on him only to find out that was his twin waiting for his brother.
She saw (what she thought was) her student outside so she went ballistic at the identical student who was still in the classroom? Sounds like her brain hadn't played connect the dots.
In the teachers defense I bumped into something in a store looked up saw a vaugely familiar person and started rapidly apologizing only to realize I'd bumped into a fricking mirror. I had just gotten a haircut and I'm fairly face blind so yeah I spent like 90 seconds apologizing to my reflection. People can be very silly sometimes.
Load More Replies...One year, we had five sets of identical twins and mistook one for skipping class. Said that she did not skip class, that I mistook her twin for her. I didn't believe her so she brought her twin to show me. Wow, they looked identically the same!!!
If you're stuck in an uncomfortable situation, Clarke suggests trying these three strategies:
- Breathe: In those moments that feel awkward, take a deep breath and remember that it's not the end of the world. Try keeping in mind that this feeling is common and very human.
- Laugh: Finding humor in the awkwardness of the moment can be a great way to handle the situation. It can also allow for connection with others, as they have probably also experienced similar moments or feelings.
- Try a more positive perspective: Feeling awkward is often rooted in what we believe others think about us. Instead of evaluating the moment negatively, try to put a more positive spin on it. Often, others are not evaluating us as harshly as we may believe. And we should be easier on ourselves too!
In middle school, our science teacher was pissed that kids didn’t put away the lesson materials (crayons, rulers). He didn’t tell us he was upset though and instead asked everyone to bring in their “most prized possessions”. We all thought it was a lesson plan so people brought in photos of deceased loved ones, priceless family heirlooms etc. He collected everything in a box and said “when you treat my class materials better, you can have these items back”. The girl I sat next to, her best friend died in a freak snow mobile accident a few months prior to this. She had one half of a “best friends” necklace; the other half was shared with the deceased girl. He took that necklace even though she was sobbing. I myself brought in a photo of my deceased father. We had explained this to him & he did not care. All of this over unboxed crayons.
Never mind call the cops, call mom because if this happened to my kid i would be up at the school throwing crayons at the petty fu(ker for doing that to kids
if a teacher did this to me, my mother (being an attorney) would have not only threatened the school with a lawsuit, but would have filed theft and child abuse charges against the teacher
Load More Replies...It's not theft. The items were surrendered to him voluntarily
Load More Replies...The most embarassing aspect about this is how many power freaks get teaching degrees.
The same mindset, but lacking the courage required to become a cop.
Load More Replies...Oh my god this makes me so angry... I would've liked to squish his crayons under my heel, over HIS family heirlooms perhaps
I would want to but I'd be afraid he'd tear up my picture. Dude is unhinged.
Load More Replies...this teacher is insane. report the teacher or something. poor girl. personally i dont really have any prized possessions, so i dont know what would have happened if i was in that class. but.. he said him taking their most prized possessions was the same as them not treating his classroom materials with respect.... is his most prized possession his crayons?! /hj
This teacher is an idiot, there are like 20 - 30 kids per class so they could easily overpower him.
No they can't, because you'd have to plan something like that and get everyone to agree with you. Not everyone would and some would tell in advance because no matter how unjust a situation like that might be, using force and violence to "fix" it would just make everything worse in the end.
Load More Replies...I used to tell my kids, "Don't make me come up there." Usually, that meant they'd be in a world of pain if I had to take off work because they showed out. This visit would have been slightly different. That teacher wouldn't want to see me coming either. Bottom line everybody would be going home with their possessions.
Kid used to audibly make fun of me for being in a dance class cause it was gay. He’s married to a man now.
Yup thats always the way, girl used to bully me in school, turned out shes gay and used to fancy me.. she only told me in our 30s and she did say sorry so all good
A girl who was adamant I was going to hell for being Gay in secondary school and was part of a group of girls that regularly harassed me asked me out a few years ago when she ran into me in a bar... I told her we were cool but I didn't want to date her, she apologised and we both moved on
Yup. There was a girl in college who was "religious" and spent the first semester telling everyone that being gay was wrong. Guess who ended up being gay herself?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I danced for several years as a teen. Where else could a guy hang out with pretty girls in skimpy, tight clothes on a regular basis?
My male athlete bully who ribbed my brother as gay turned into quite the queen...
Bravo!! Excellent outing call!!! I spell it a little differently ‘repugniKKKlan’
Load More Replies... Few of the chavy/jock lads thought it funny to block the door to the loos. One of the quieter "keep to themselves" boys in the year below really needed to go. Started crying, kicking and pounding on the door, denting it, and then sh*t his pants. Waddled into the girl's bathrooms, to which we all heard screams. He then came out again and curled up into a ball on the floor. Bell rang and the few teachers shooed us all into class and/or away and dealt with it.
The guys who blocked the door weren't punished from what I understand. They were in there, just leaning against the door keeping it shut, they didn't barricade it. I guess they jumped out the window and walked around as if nothing had happened when the bell rang.
We didn't see the poor kid for a week and everyone got a bit scared. But he rocked up the week after. Didn't speak to anyone for like 2 months. If that's not the beginning of a villain arc, I don't know what is.
The world isin't rainbow and sunshines... bullies get away most of the time
Load More Replies...why? i've seen people get bullied right infront of teachers and they do nothing yet when the bullied has enough or another kid steps in the teachers are all over it, to the American education system **** you
No one with compassion and human decency would find it funny. Pure cruel fuckery.
Load More Replies...I could have dealt with them. I put a super arrogant, very popular j*****f in his place one day, word spread, and his reputation never recovered. Nobody ever got bullied near me that I saw because I'm a big person, and do not mind needing to use nails, teeth, and what have you to protect those who can't protect themselves. Just too bad the bullies are always f*****g cowards.
for the love of basic human decency someone needs to trip whoever the fu(k did this into oncoming traffic
Load More Replies...of course they weren't punished. schools never punish bullies.
When I was in 7th grade, I was the new kid in school and bullied pretty hard. There was a kid behind me who kept throwing paper balls at my head. When I called him out and told the teacher, I was told “not to interrupt class”. I got so f*****g mad after a while, I stood up to go punch his a*s. Instead, I stood up and slipped on the floor, falling on my face. I tried to recover and charge at him, but I slipped again and fell on the dude ar his desk, then proceeded to girl-fight slap at him like an idiot before the teacher broke it up. I was a really heavy kid too so I’m sure it was ridiculous. This was 2007 so a little bit before every teenager had a phone to record and post it, thank god.
did something similar in kindergarten, 2 second graders where picking on me so I punched them, but I was so mad afterwards that I socked three of my classmates and got sent home
In 9th grade I, as usual, didn't do my homework, and the teacher was berating me as I stood in class. The boy behind me started sniggering audibly, and I turned around and backhanded him with as I turned, so with the full strength of the spin. I sounded like a gunshot, and he just sat there, mouth open and staring. The teacher was quiet for a moment and just told me to sit back down. After class the kid blustered at me a bit and I told him that I could give him another if he wanted. He didn't. I was a short skinny kid with glasses, but I had a temper. Which I cultivated.
My tiny kindergarten daughter was being bullied by a much larger boy. I called, I emailed, I spoke to her teacher and heard more than once "he must like her". In the meantime she had stress related digestive problems - At FIVE years old. Finally, I showed her some self defense moves and gave her permission to use them. Well, she kicked him so hard in the nads that he threw up. THAT got their attention. Parents to the school. HIS parents had no idea & the Dad wanted her expelled. I told him I would be more than happy to file a sexual assault charge for him pulling her pants down, the kid would be a registered sex offender and bye-bye future. He started getting in my face and I very calmy asked him who he thought had taught my daughter to fight like that? (I'm big & butch and can seriously throw a punch). They transferred him the next day. F*ck with MY kid? Oh, hell no.
My cousin...bloods not thicker than water...used to bash me up at primary school One day I was so sick of it, i push her in the stomach will kicking to get away from her. The teachers threatened to call the police on ME, and suspend me for school, after months and months of her bashing me at recess and lunch every day. We were 8 years old. I have absolutely nothing to do with her, and never will.
You know you’re angry when you’re so angry, you fail to be angry! :)
There were phones. But the photos they took were not great. Video was a joke. 2008 I had a purple flip phone, Motorola razor. And my phone couldn't get on the Internet so getting the photos from my phone to a website was a task and a half
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Kid got caught writing s**t on the wall and when the teacher caught them they tried to get out of it by tickling the teacher.
Ah yes, Fluffy Fingers. In the 1980s and 1990s violent street gangs in the US used to solve conflicts by tickling each other. Very effective for solving gang violence not at all effective for business negotiations.
When I was in the 11th grade a girl came to class drunk. She was usually very quiet and kept to herself. She did this day as well but she smelled heavily of alcohol. We were all whispering about her and she put her head down on the desk for a while. The teacher came over a tapped on her shoulder. She stood up and spewed out the most vomit I have ever seen to this day. Teacher was in the blast area as well as other students. Horrifying rainbow of puke. Then the smell afterwords was insane.
16 or 17 years old, apparently. Many 17 year olds in the UK and some other countries will be well acquainted with alcohol by that age.
Hmmm, what was going on in this child's life that made her drink??? Did no one even think to ask???
Second grade, I didn’t feel too good after lunch. I could feel the gurgling in my stomach. The teacher had this rule, if you need to go to the restroom to hold up one or two fingers. There was no finger code for puke. I just held up my and and in front of the class, demanded that I hold up on or two fingers. To add to the embarrassment she had me come up to her desk and tell her what was up. Instead of talking, my volcano erupts an enormous amount of barf! It hit her desk, her and an open drawer! She just shouts at me to leave the classroom. She wouldn’t let me back in, had me wait outside for class to end. After class, a few of my pals thought they should walk me home ‘just in case you barf again’, once around the corner from school they were shouting and applauding me for that wonderful coat of barf I left on her, the desk and a drawer! Their appreciation was because she was always tough on the boys.
The young lady who threw up is suffering if she's drunk inn school. I hope she got the help she needs
Rainbow of puke. A picture paints a thousand words, or three words creates a picture that needs brain bleach in my case.
Classmate brought her grade school sister to our high school Spanish class to help with a presentation about family that day. It was the first one of the day and their mom arrives with the little sister. The whole class is seated and facing the room door in the front next to the teacher. Once the kid enters the classroom, our teacher greeted her and the mom. The kid blurts out “wow, Sandy (her older sister, my classmate) you were right…his breath stanks!” Our Spanish teacher was known to have crippling coffee breath.
Please, say it in Spanish is Por favor, dígalo en español. Habla español por favor is Speak Spanish, please.
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A girl got up from her desk after being called to the front of the class to write an answer the dry erase board and there was a pool of blood on her chair from her period.
Happened with a girl in our class when we were in 8th standard. We even wore white skirt as uniform. Even though I am sure the girl was embarrassed, the whole class and teacher were super sweet and supportive. Someone got her a candy, the other an ice cream despite some boys not understanding what was happening.
I'm proud of you all, such empathetic people. Boys not understanding yet supporting the girl is the sweetest thing I've read today.
Load More Replies...This is why education is important and hygiene products should be made free and plentiful and easily accessible.
Unfortunately, you don’t always know when it starts and it can be so heavy that you flood. The voice of experience, sadly.
Load More Replies...Never underestimate the power of the jacket. I always bring one, because worst-case scenario, I tie it around my waist, although I usually don’t end up needing to
When I first started my period I was riding my bike home from elementary school, in my favorite white skirt (yes I road a bike with a skirt). I stood up a bit to go faster, someone behind me said I had a dark spot on my skirt. I had started my period for the first time. Got home as fast as possible to change and tell someone in tears.
Anytime I wore white khaki pants I knew I'd get my period, somehow.
There is a site, period.org where you can donate to help get period products to poor women around the world
Another one is https://www.wesupportthegirls.org/
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Guy in my humanities class was meant to be in an english class. he didnt know he was in a humanities class for a solid 40 minutes.
I did this on my first day of college. I was in the wrong class for about 30 minutes. Had they said the name at the beginning of the class I would have figured it out sooner. 🤷🏿
I did that my school does A weeks and B weeks where in A weeks you have class 1,2,3,4,5,6 and B weeks are 5,6,3,4,1,2 so it was a B week but I got confused and thought it was an A week so I went to my 1st period class and sat through the entire thing only to realize it was the wrong class
That's a weird schedule. In my area, they changed to make class time longer, so they have A and B days (A for odd dated days and B for even). A is 1,3,5,7, B is 2,4,6,8.
Load More Replies...What does humanities mean in that context? In France, long ago, it meant studying Latin and ancient Greek, what is called now " lettres classiques".
We in Germany call it "Values and Norms" which replaced the Religion class. Basically basic philosophy about morales, acceptable behaviour and such. (I assume that's what those humanities classes are about, too)
Load More Replies...I tried to fart silently but it doesn't go as it planned.
Especially sitting in a hard plastic harmonically amplifying chair
Load More Replies...My brother's girlfriend once did that in a movie theater. She was pretending that she was going to fart on him and even raised her leg jokingly. And then she accidentally ripped one that the whole theater heard. :) He never let her live that down.
I remember doing this in 5th grade. For some reason my friends and I decided to see who could fart the loudest during a break. Right after break I ripped one that was loud enough to quiet the entire room and everyone look around while I just laughed my a**e off
Wow! And from that day on you were called Captain Awesome! I see!
Load More Replies...I liked to remind my students that they would build up bad karma if they laughed when someone did something embarrassing like farting...one day it would be them, maybe in the middle of giving a presentation at work.
We had an "active" shooter lockdown in high school once (not really, the girl just was posting depressing things on Tumblr or something). Our math teacher runs to the door, tries to lock it, and breaks the key in the lock. She then decides to run to our corner yelling "This is too much stress for a pregnant woman". And that's how she told us she was pregnant. .
"Just" posting depressed things always needs to be taken seriously...especially in a country where firearms are so widely and easily accessible as in the US. Hope that girl got help.
I've posted this before but I'm a teen living in the USA and I just want to say PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get better gun control I'm tired of all this stuff I don't want to be scared anymore.
I'm an adult and I'm scared. I hate that we have to be afraid.
Load More Replies...The United States needs to have stricter laws about gun ownership. Extensive mental health examinations and a lengthy process should help but it's not at the heart of the problem. Guns are already everywhere and getting one is way too easy. People would fight like hell to keep them as well. It's a horrible situation with no straightforward or easy answer.
Can't think of anything more stressful than being a high school teacher and pregnant at the same time!
Just imagine how stressful it is for the teachers! Trying to keep your student and yourself safe.
As of 14 of May, there have been 18 school shootings in the U.S. so far in 2024. So, yeah. They take it seriously.
6th grade...guy had to do a math problem on the chalkboard. He had a boner so he used his boner and the lip of the bottom of the chalkboard to balance his math book open to see the math problem.
I have to admire his acceptance of his predicament and his tenacity to see his maths problem through to the end! Well done, wee guy! :D
this has nevdr happend to me( duh, never been a boy), but I have three sons, who I think this will be happening to soon. It would be so great if schools started icluding the the first signs of puberty and the normalcy of it all. its 2024, its not like when our parents were kids, when everything was hush, hush. it must have been horrifying to go though puberty, not know why you body is doing that and being told it was wrong to get a hard on.
Sophomore year science class two girls got into an argument about something I can't remember. They are going back and forth until the one girls says "At least I kept my baby, b***h!". That's when the hands came out and they were rolling around on the ground. Our teacher who was a smaller, but younger teacher jumps in and gets thrown off like a bull rider. Eventually one of the guys sitting on that side of the room separated them. Once they left the room that's when you could hear the whispers of the one girl getting an abortion. Someone else spoke up and said "She didn't abort her kid, she gave it up for adoption.". I don't think we accomplished anything that day in class.
Give kids easy access to contraception. So tired of that "true love waits" b***t and all its consequences.
How old is sophomore? Asking on behalf of everyone except americans.
About 16, 15 being youngest and 17 being eldest...
Load More Replies...One thing I’ve always said and stood behind - NEVER try to separate girls who are fighting unless you have more than one person to do it. We’re squirrelly, spider monkeys and you WILL get hurt.
There was a girl sitting in class, who was clearly distracted, because she was looking in a mirror, picking food out of her braces. To be honest, it was kinda gross, because she already didn’t have great dental hygiene. Most of the class lost focus during the lecture, because we were all so distracted by her “picking” (she had her mouth wide open, and was staring in and poking around with her fingers). We were all just watching her do this, while silently giving each other amused facial expressions, trying not to laugh. After noticing this phenomenon, the teacher stopped lecturing, and we all just silently watched her and waited until she noticed that everyone was watching her. Once she noticed and bashfully put her compact back into her backpack, our teacher resumed teaching. I still get really bad secondhand embarrassment whenever I think about it.
My kid practices what to do in a fire, when he's at school; US kids have to practice what to do in a fire fight. This is not sane or normal. Adding more guns into the equation doesn't make things better. You can find some statistics at https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:2019_Gun_ownership_rates_and_gun_homicide_rates_-_developed_world_-_scatter_plot.svg
Load More Replies...We once did this when a kid was picking his nose, really digging deep for gold, making eye contact with us all.
Speaking from experience, sometimes picking is the only way to get it out (for me, it can block up enough to make it hard to breathe through the nose). It's what you do afterwards that could be problematic.
Load More Replies...Our 3rd grade class president stood in front of the class to go over some administrative things. Then this conversation happened: Student: (looking really nervous) I need to go to the bathroom. Teacher: For goodness sakes, you can go! Student; I already did. All the kids lurched forward to look and there was a puddle on the carpet. Also, I have no idea why we had a class president in 3rd grade.
yall i remember when classrooms had carpet. my kids school used to but i guess with so many kids it made more sense to just tile everything. easier to clean
We had one that was carpeted on the floor and the walls. It was new, and for reasons, moved in before construction was complete. With the cafeteria not complete, we had to pick up our trays from the gym next to the cafeteria, carry it through the library and past many other classrooms, eat at our desks, then back through the obstacle course...all with constant reminders DON'T SPILL ON THE NEW CARPET!
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My dad drove his scooter into the front gate and took the gate off the hinges.
Did he then lead all the students off campus to save them from school. That would've been epic.
In 8th grade, one day during study time a girl had full on diarrhea in her seat. She didn't say a word and was somehow quiet enough that the teacher didn't notice until another student called her over. We got to skip the rest of the class.
I had a student who came to me at the start of class looking pale and asking to go to the toilet. We'd just had a "your job is on the line if you let kids go to the bathroom" lecture. I asked if they could wait. We'd just done words like should/may/would etc. They told me they should go. I asked if they ought to go and they said definitely. So I let them go. They didn't come back. Sent Senior leadership after them. Turns out they'd just made it before losing their entire gut inside one of the stalls. Best decision I ever made. Sometimes you just have to break the rules.
To any kids reading - do call the teacher over if this ever happens. I have had this a happen in a number of my classes (no, i don't cause it - I'm just old so i have been doing it a long time - and worked in the type of places people send sick kids in to school). It is quite possible to deal with, without other children finding out. Although it is nothing to be ashamed of, it is nicer if you can keep it private.
A girl in my english class sat is something wet then sat in a wooden desk. She got up to sharpen her pencil and the stain on the desk rubbed off on her wet butt making it look like she s**t herself. She went to the bathroom and when she came back she was beet red and wouldn’t show her backside to the class. She sidestepped around the wall to the back to get to her desk. I.
My 11th grade history teacher had a breakdown in the middle of class. Trigger was a kid who didn't do his homework. She started screaming, crying, and ended up hiding under the desk and not letting anybody leave. Obviously she had a lot going on in her personal life that had very little to do with us. It was pretty sad to watch. As far as I know she still works there, but if I remember right the school gave her some time off to recuperate. I hope she got the support she needed.
uh, was this in south Jordan Utah at paradigm charter? because I had a teacher do nearly the same exact thing albeit hiding under the desk on a monthly basis
Happened to me with my health teacher. We normally had a pretty fun rhetoric in class joking back and forth. This day she was particularly stressed out because she was trying to get her test results to see if her cancer had come back or not. She had the whole class sitting in silence as she was on speaker trying to get her doctor on the phone for her test results. I tried (failed) to empathize with her as her doctor’s office kept sending her to voicemail by saying “I know doctors offices are the worst” to which she replied screaming “YOU DONT KNOW (my name) YOU DONT HAVE CANCER” and ran out of the class with her belongings. Didn’t see her again for weeks. The whole classroom looked at me like I was a murderer.
Dang... as a cancer patient, I get the stress but she needed to do this out of the classroom, for one. two, she had no right to speak to a student that way.
That's exactly right! She had no way of knowing that student did or did not ever have cancer, or have a relative who has cancer.
Load More Replies...She should of made that call in private because as someone who lost my mom to C i would be upset and stressed listening and waiting even though its just my teacher
My high school English teacher once shouted at us "I BET YOU'VE NEVER SMELLED BURNING HUMAN FLESH!" when he was annoyed with something a student said. We all just sat in silence looking at each other like WTF? I believe he was a Vietnam vet. Yikes! I would hope that a bunch of suburban 14 year olds in the late 80's had never smelled burning flesh. Maybe that wasn't the best analogy to try and get us to behave?
I can understand her stress, having cancer myself, but this kind of phone call is not one she should have been making in front of her class, and it does not excuse screaming at her students.
thats on her for calling during school hours in front of a class full of people. i get that the results were important but she shouldve called them in private
It was at graduation no less... There was this headmaster of our school who was known for being a racist prick to pretty much everyone, who after a black pastor gave a speech encouraging the graduates came to the podium and said: "Well, in the immortal words of W.C. Fields, it's hard to follow an act with children or animals, but here I go..." I looked around and no one seemed to catch the complete what-the-fuckness of what he just had said, like they must have thought they misunderstood what he meant, but after the ceremony my Dad said "You know, you were right about that headmaster, really is an a*****e..." and yeah, my Dad heard it as meaning the same thing I understood it as. Edit: I should add that I don't think W.C. Fields actually said that now.
As far as I remember (I may be mistaken), WC Fields said that it was hard to act with kids or animals, because they always upstaged you.
Well yeah. Because kids and animals are adorable usually.
Load More Replies...W.C. Fields said "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
In 1st grade the principal came to our classroom to paddle a kid in front of the whole class.
Not in the 70's it wasn't. I've been hit by teachers on numerous occasions.
Load More Replies...If our penmanship was bad, our nun teacher would rap our knuckles with a steel-edged ruler. That sure improved our penmanship.
In 10th grade, a girl I was sitting in front of had gotten into a argument with the teacher, the teacher was so fed up with her the teacher told her to go to the ISS and stay there for the entire year, but the girl simply said "it'll be a lot better smelling than your crusty attitude" and every other student thought it was a a huge roast for some reason, then the teacher called the student the N word (the student was Asian, and there was only one black kid in the class) class was silent for the rest of the year.
I can't believe the teacher was allowed to continue teaching after this. Also, shows very poor character to lose their temper with a student, after all, they're supposed to be the adult in the room.
Anyone who uses that word needs their tongue stapled to their forehead. Absolutely disgusting to talk like that. Any racist slurs from a teacher should be treated harshly due to their jobs.
Back when I was in 4th grade, throughout the grades students were making a list of swear words, they even had kids who spoke other languages writing words in other languages. Principal found out, had assemblies and displayed the listen in front of the whole school, even the kindergarteners. She got fired.
Displayed...as in "kids, take a close look at all the words that you must NOT use"? How stupid can one person be?
This would do more harm than good (obviously). Now I know how to swear in Anatolian!
In 6th Grade (in 1991)we were hosting another school for a wrestling match. We were in the cafeteria when all of a sudden over the PA the principal said “teachers lock your door immediately and do not open it until we give the all clear. Do Not Open your Door!” All of a sudden they were chaining and locking all the doors in the cafeteria. Turns out there was a guy who just killed his wife across the street and had a gun and ran on campus to try to kill her son who was in 3rd grade. We weren’t allowed to leave the building until hours later and our parents had to come to personally pick us up. Cops got the guy and my mom actually got called for jury duty on that trail but she was excused when she told them she was biased based on the fact that I was attending that school that day.
how is any of this embarassing? this is terrifying, and I can't imagine how that poor 3rd grader must have felt - not only the fear of an active shooter, but then everyones parents come pick them up, but his mother can't come pick him up, and his father(?) has just been arrested for it. Poor kid.
Getting through a just locked door is quite easy actually if you know where to apply force to
Load More Replies...Even in 1991...horrible, awkward but nothing whatsoever to be embarrassed about.
Kid got FULLY pantsed in the lunchroom after his girlfriend had just been sitting in his lap.
I sincerely hope the kid who did this to him got arrested for sexual assault. But that's like hoping that a magical unicorn will fart and out will come a magical key that assures us of wise, benevolent governance for the rest of time.
On 9/11 we were all watching the live news on the classroom TVs and this one kid kept insisting to everyone that it has to have been the Japanese because “they’re the only country trained in kamikaze techniques” It really didn’t suit the mood of the classroom… and was really dumb.
Tell me a kid went on to be a frequent commenter on the internet without telling me a kid went on to be a frequent commenter on the internet.
No, if he was a troll, he would speak in posts for attention.
Load More Replies...Right? I think you usually only get one chance to practice. (Though for some reason I'm thinking of a kamikaze pilot who missed repeatedly. Sometimes I don't know if I'm remembering something real or a terrible parody.)
Load More Replies...My 8th-grade English teacher told us she was diagnosed with HIV. Everyone gasped and was worried for her, but also thinking about every occasion they came in contact with her. We all looked at each other like, “What's going to happen now?” Then she told us that she DIDN’T have HIV and wanted us to think about our reactions and biases. Then, she introduced us to a grade-wide experiment where some kids had to wear the Star of David and those who didn't wear one were supposed to be treated better, etc. We were reading The Diary of Anne Frank in a white-privileged school where kids' parents were pilots, lawyers, doctors, and one who was the coach for a major league baseball team. The experiment was a failure. This was in 2000.
Sad that the experiment failed, but not entirely surprising considering the students' privileged background.
In grade school when we were learning about segregation the teacher divided us in to groups by eye color. On one day all the people in one group got to do special things that the other group didn't. Then the next day it was switched and the other group got the privilege. I think it was a cool lesson to be allowed/disallowed certain things based on something we had no control over. I doubt anyone would allow that kind of lesson nowadays, as someone would surely be offended by it.
But ... it may make extremely much sense to execute such a thing in a somewhat controllable environment, including group dynamics and the often so easy wear-off of moral principles, especially if the kids aren't great in philosophy on their own...
Load More Replies...What happened for the experiment to fail? Like, they didn't treat anybody better or worse?
"No one learned anything from it except the kids who wore the Star of David. I was one of the few POC in the school, and they had me wear the Star of David. If you didn't wear it or forgot it at home, you were given a citation, and they would put you in another classroom for the day, almost like detention. It was wild. I didn't learn anything I didn't already know. The elementary school I attended in a different city was highly diverse, and most of the teachers were black and had participated in the Civil Rights movement. So we knew as much as we could about black American history. It was a very big deal all year round. ETA: Also, the parents of the kids who were “forced” to wear the star of David complained, and so the experiment was cut short. Lasted about a few days, and it was supposed to continue through us reading the whole book." https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1cgqidu/comment/l1ycti3/
Load More Replies...If Michael Scott had become a teacher instead of the branch manager of a mid-sized paper company...
There was some leakage problem in the restroom so the janitor called the local plumber. For no reason whatsoever our restroom was more than 10 feet and leakage was on the higher side and there was little to no support to climb up. I went to the restroom with my friend and saw blood coming out. Went inside to check and found the plumber's dead body. He fell on something sharp. Police showed up and we all were sent home.
It was time to present. He goes in front of the class: “In this hand… is my sword.” The teacher plays music from his boombox. Fantasy epic. He rolls all over the floor swinging his hands around. An overweight dude showing the peak of his power. A f*****g performance that can only play well in the mind. The class was absolutely silent.
... finally got it. A chubby dude rolling around on the ground with his imaginary sword.
Yeah it's insane how bad some of these are written, like wtf
Load More Replies...My friend missed a class in high school, returned with doctor’s note, that should have been it. Teacher kept asking her what kind of doctor she went to see, which was obvious from doctor’s note. My friend said without missing a beat she went to see her gynecologist. Most boys started gigling, which was probably what the teacher intended - to embarrass her. My friend stood up facing the boys and described prostate exam in great detail. Boys shut up and now the teacher looked embarrassed.
This was actually in college and I was running late from a crazy situation I had that morning with tampons. Long story short I had one in, put another one in. Then realized it. Got the one out, but the first one was really high up and dry/stuck and I couldn't find the string with my fingers. Took a bit of time but finally got my situation straightened out. Late to class. My professor asks why I was late. I start, "well as I was leaving I discovered that I had put in two tampons in and" she cuts me off and says okay. Glad you're okay and starts back into financial theory. Situation definitely better when handled like adults.
Load More Replies...A teacher commented, "Damn, I really do have a jonesing for pickles." Kid next to me asks, "What did she say?" I answered, "She said she has a craving for pickles" and purely because it seemed like such a weird thing for her to have said, I added, "and probably ice cream." Foolishly, I considered it just absurd humor. My friend thought I was quoting her exactly and blurted out, "Mrs X, you're pregnant?" The entire class roared in laughter. She pulled us over as we were heading out, "My HUSBAND doesn't even know yet!"
Took drama class all throughout middle school. We were involved in a production of the wizard of oz. I got cast in a minor role as Jade, a maid in the emerald city. (My acting skills suck apparently). My role involved running up stairs on stage. You can guess what happened opening night. Of course I tripped going up. I bravely carried on but man was that embarrassing lol
Oh poor soul. Although I'd have been really struggle not to laugh if I was there watching. 😅
Load More Replies...I've got kind-of a dark one but it was really awkward. In a high school math class around the year 2000 the teacher tragically lost one of her children to some kind of accident, I don't remember what now. She didn't take any time off from school and just tried to carry-on, which ended up about how'd you might expect. It came to a boil one day in class the lesson was making custom photo collages from all of her deceased child's private family photos! The real kicker here is this student was our age and went to the school before! Kids cried during this, walked out of class, stared off in disbelief until some administrators from the school came and removed her from the classroom. I never saw that teacher in that school again. Poor person....
To counteract all the super disappointing adult stories, here's something innocent: I used to chew on my pens. One day it backfired, and exploded in my mouth. I quickly closed my mouth and bee lined to the bathroom to spit it out. Damage was done, though. Black ink all over my teeth, lips and tongue. They called me "giraffe girl" for a few weeks.
I initially misread "pens", so that did not seem especially innocent for the first few lines...
Load More Replies...Undiagnosed ADHD, Grade 7, 12 years old. In the middle of a lesson, I started stimming (yup, people with ADHD stim sometimes too!) by wagging my head back and forth because I liked the sh-sh-sh sound of my pigtails hitting my ears, and how it seemed to make the teacher's voice cut in and out. Completely oblivious that anyone could see me, even though we were seated "round table" style around the edges of the classroom. I finally stopped and felt a sudden glut of furtive glances. I stopped wearing pigtails.
Aww, im sorry you were embarassed. As someone with both Autism and ADHD, im not embarrassed to stim if i need to, and neither should you :)
Load More Replies...In 3rd grade a kid in my class scooted over to his deskmate’s seat and peed his pants (maybe the teacher denied a bathroom break, can’t remember). Whole class was laughing at him (mean little 3rd graders) and the teacher was scolding us for it. In 6th grade a girl threw on a full on toddler-style temper tantrum (remember that’s a 10-11 year old) cause the teacher tried to change her seat as she was overly talkative. The teacher was a young lady who herself refused to step down so they kept having the most obnoxious verbal fight AND crying (both) while the whole class watched. It took several other teachers (and principal I think) having to come in and deescalate it. So much secondhand embarrassment! A guy in my sister’s grade (highschool) ripped his pants and stayed in them despite not wearing underwear (yes it was all out when he moved). Then there’s me. I first got my period at school but didn’t realise this until I arrived home. I walked the whole way home in a blood soaked skirt!
What happened to you also happened to me. I was like 14 years old, and I just started my period and did not know how much pads I'd need. Of course I didn't bring enough to school and somehow I was embarrassed to ask for one. My pants had a nice big bloody spot but I wore jeans and a longer pullover so I could hide it a bit better. I still remember this and now I feel it is so silly to be embarrassed by having your period.
Load More Replies...In my mock exams when I was about 14/15, a boy at the back of the hall threw up all over his desk and floor. Everyone had to move forwards like 2 rows because the stench was so bad, but they couldn't cancel the exam because there was no way to reschedule. Every time someone turned around to look, the invigilators told us off.
My friend missed a class in high school, returned with doctor’s note, that should have been it. Teacher kept asking her what kind of doctor she went to see, which was obvious from doctor’s note. My friend said without missing a beat she went to see her gynecologist. Most boys started gigling, which was probably what the teacher intended - to embarrass her. My friend stood up facing the boys and described prostate exam in great detail. Boys shut up and now the teacher looked embarrassed.
This was actually in college and I was running late from a crazy situation I had that morning with tampons. Long story short I had one in, put another one in. Then realized it. Got the one out, but the first one was really high up and dry/stuck and I couldn't find the string with my fingers. Took a bit of time but finally got my situation straightened out. Late to class. My professor asks why I was late. I start, "well as I was leaving I discovered that I had put in two tampons in and" she cuts me off and says okay. Glad you're okay and starts back into financial theory. Situation definitely better when handled like adults.
Load More Replies...A teacher commented, "Damn, I really do have a jonesing for pickles." Kid next to me asks, "What did she say?" I answered, "She said she has a craving for pickles" and purely because it seemed like such a weird thing for her to have said, I added, "and probably ice cream." Foolishly, I considered it just absurd humor. My friend thought I was quoting her exactly and blurted out, "Mrs X, you're pregnant?" The entire class roared in laughter. She pulled us over as we were heading out, "My HUSBAND doesn't even know yet!"
Took drama class all throughout middle school. We were involved in a production of the wizard of oz. I got cast in a minor role as Jade, a maid in the emerald city. (My acting skills suck apparently). My role involved running up stairs on stage. You can guess what happened opening night. Of course I tripped going up. I bravely carried on but man was that embarrassing lol
Oh poor soul. Although I'd have been really struggle not to laugh if I was there watching. 😅
Load More Replies...I've got kind-of a dark one but it was really awkward. In a high school math class around the year 2000 the teacher tragically lost one of her children to some kind of accident, I don't remember what now. She didn't take any time off from school and just tried to carry-on, which ended up about how'd you might expect. It came to a boil one day in class the lesson was making custom photo collages from all of her deceased child's private family photos! The real kicker here is this student was our age and went to the school before! Kids cried during this, walked out of class, stared off in disbelief until some administrators from the school came and removed her from the classroom. I never saw that teacher in that school again. Poor person....
To counteract all the super disappointing adult stories, here's something innocent: I used to chew on my pens. One day it backfired, and exploded in my mouth. I quickly closed my mouth and bee lined to the bathroom to spit it out. Damage was done, though. Black ink all over my teeth, lips and tongue. They called me "giraffe girl" for a few weeks.
I initially misread "pens", so that did not seem especially innocent for the first few lines...
Load More Replies...Undiagnosed ADHD, Grade 7, 12 years old. In the middle of a lesson, I started stimming (yup, people with ADHD stim sometimes too!) by wagging my head back and forth because I liked the sh-sh-sh sound of my pigtails hitting my ears, and how it seemed to make the teacher's voice cut in and out. Completely oblivious that anyone could see me, even though we were seated "round table" style around the edges of the classroom. I finally stopped and felt a sudden glut of furtive glances. I stopped wearing pigtails.
Aww, im sorry you were embarassed. As someone with both Autism and ADHD, im not embarrassed to stim if i need to, and neither should you :)
Load More Replies...In 3rd grade a kid in my class scooted over to his deskmate’s seat and peed his pants (maybe the teacher denied a bathroom break, can’t remember). Whole class was laughing at him (mean little 3rd graders) and the teacher was scolding us for it. In 6th grade a girl threw on a full on toddler-style temper tantrum (remember that’s a 10-11 year old) cause the teacher tried to change her seat as she was overly talkative. The teacher was a young lady who herself refused to step down so they kept having the most obnoxious verbal fight AND crying (both) while the whole class watched. It took several other teachers (and principal I think) having to come in and deescalate it. So much secondhand embarrassment! A guy in my sister’s grade (highschool) ripped his pants and stayed in them despite not wearing underwear (yes it was all out when he moved). Then there’s me. I first got my period at school but didn’t realise this until I arrived home. I walked the whole way home in a blood soaked skirt!
What happened to you also happened to me. I was like 14 years old, and I just started my period and did not know how much pads I'd need. Of course I didn't bring enough to school and somehow I was embarrassed to ask for one. My pants had a nice big bloody spot but I wore jeans and a longer pullover so I could hide it a bit better. I still remember this and now I feel it is so silly to be embarrassed by having your period.
Load More Replies...In my mock exams when I was about 14/15, a boy at the back of the hall threw up all over his desk and floor. Everyone had to move forwards like 2 rows because the stench was so bad, but they couldn't cancel the exam because there was no way to reschedule. Every time someone turned around to look, the invigilators told us off.
