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As a millennial, I still remember calling my high school best friend and talking for hours until there was nothing in our lives the other didn't know about. But the world has changed a lot since then and so has our communication habits.

In 2018, there were 2.25 billion mobile phone messaging app users globally and this number is expected to grow to 3.5 billion by 2025. In many places, the phrase "Everyone's texting" is not even an exaggeration.

But reducing an interaction to just symbols can be tricky. When there's so little that holds a conversation together, things are bound to get (a little) chaotic. And the Instagram account 'Funny Texts' is a perfect example of that.

From contacting the wrong number to simple puns, continue scrolling to check out what it has to offer.

#1

Funny text message conversation about a mishap, featuring humorous elements and undelivered messages.

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Who Panda 420
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even care if this is a real or not it was funny as hell

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    Funny text conversation about attending church, shared on a popular Instagram account.

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    WeChat is popular in China, Line is big in Japan, and WhatsApp... Well, it's WhatsApp. It has 2 million users. But in these apps, messages travel over the internet rather than over phone lines like SMS texts and, interestingly, the United States is one of the few big countries where SMS, the texting technology with origins in the 1980s, remains a standard way to chat.

    As Shira Ovide highlighted in The New York Times, America's SMS exceptionalism has its pros and cons. The biggest benefits of SMS are that it works on almost any phone, and people are not locked into one company's communications world. The drag, however, is that SMS has security flaws, and it lacks features of modern chat apps like notifications that your friend has read your message, or the ability to start a video call from a text.

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    #3

    Funny text messages about a party, including a joke about congratulating a potato for a part in Toy Story.

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    Many people also think that texting is bad because it makes us lazy in the way we speak, but language guru David Crystal thinks that it's causing neither bad spelling nor moral decay.

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    The UK's leading linguistic academic told The Guardian, "Almost every basic principle that people hold about texting turns out to be misconceived."

    #6

    Funny text message exchange about being ignored like a god.

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    Oak Ruiz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lil' too relatable

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old, sad but true so many times ;)

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought of it that way before

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I treat my body like a temple... to Bacchus.

    Laura MG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Describes my former marriage

    Kendall Walls
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very clever, and probably true. It's human nature.

    Sara Leow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ............................ this is so hilarious the person is just making his life better lol try harder man

    Evelyn Stark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this guy has fifth degree depression

    Corpse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so true. The message literally describes my interactions with people.

    BigFootToo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 and yet one piece of evidence is all that's needed to prove "god" exists.

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wondered why i had a God complex

    Linda Mermaid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be true of parents too.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they don't get it, they say you aren't real.

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    #7

    Funny text exchange about work; one person humorously describes delivering pizza as a heroic job.

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly michael pizza deliverymen are the backbone of modern society. who doesn't love pizza

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    #8

    Funny text exchange with mom: "Mom stop you are not funny," reply: "I made you."

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Ambulance sound* Here for the 4-degree burn emergency call

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    "Misspelling isn't universal: analysis shows that only 10% of words used in texts are misspelled. Nor are most texts sent by kids: 80% are sent by businesses and adults," Crystal explained.

    "Likewise, there is no evidence that texting teaches people to spell badly: rather, research shows that those kids who text frequently are more likely to be the most literate and the best spellers, because you have to know how to manipulate language."

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    Funny text message exchange on Instagram with a surprising dad-son conversation.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ask question you don't want to know the answer to

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    #13

    Funny text message conversation with dad about a butterfly, honeybee, and a cockroach.

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    Otter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what happens when that kid kills a dragonfly?

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    According to Crystal, if you can't spell a word, then you don't really know whether it's cool to misspell it in the first place.

    "Kids have a very precise idea of context - none of those I have spoken to would dream of using text abbreviations in their exams - they know they would be marked down for it."

    Of course, changing public opinion is hard work, but Crystal is hopeful he can convert the linguistic reactionaries.

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    #16

    Text messages with humorous responses about Moses's case and parting the Red Sea.

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    "The reality is that people have always had a tremendous fear about the impact of new technology on language," Crystal said.

    "When the printing press was first invented, people thought it was an instrument of the devil that would spawn unauthorized versions of the Bible. The telephone created fears of a breakdown in family life, with people no longer speaking directly to one another. And radio and television raised concerns about brainwashing.

    #18

    Funny text exchange about wearing pads incorrectly shared on Instagram.

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    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is...she did it doubly wrong if she put in on her vagina and not her vulva.

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    #20

    Funny text exchange about an embarrassing restaurant moment with music and laughter.

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    Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my dad farted so loud that he cleared the table behind him xD

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    "Text messaging is just the most recent focus of people's anxiety; what people are really worried about is a new generation gaining control of what they see as their language."

    At its most basic, language is an expression of identity. How we speak is central to who we think we are and where we think we belong. So feel free, experiment, and send the funniest results of your 'studies' to 'Funny Texts!'

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    #23

    Funny text message exchange about losing a phone and texting when it's found.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh are there ppl who r really this dumb?

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    #26

    Funny text message exchange about cheating, perfect for a humorous Instagram account.

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one. Sad but awesome

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    #27

    Funny text exchange about a diet with a picture of Reese's eggs.

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    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame him. Reese's are the best

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    #28

    Funny text exchange filled with grammar corrections on a humorous Instagram account.

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    #30

    Funny text message exchange about drunkenly blending an iPad, shared on a popular Instagram account.

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    #31

    Funny text exchange about visiting a strip club, with a humorous twist involving a sibling.

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    #32

    Funny text messages about breaking a screen while playing Pokémon Go shared on Instagram.

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    #33

    Funny text message exchange with humorous responses about being single and free on Friday.

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah the mysteries of the english language and social contexts

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    #34

    Funny text message exchange about saving a contact with a sketchy name.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is "50% of the family trust"

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    #35

    Funny text exchange about roses and violets, featuring humorous zoo comment, shared on Instagram.

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    #36

    Funny text exchange between dad and son about protection at the lake, featured on a humorous Instagram account.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I guess your right, I did get it from you"

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    #37

    Funny text message exchange about confessing feelings, shared on a humor-focused Instagram account.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, recover and say okay, thank you

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    #43

    Funny text messages featuring a humorous misunderstanding and a classical painting meme.

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    #44

    Funny text messages discussing the spelling of "scissors" in a humorous exchange.

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    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew how to spell scissors but dude confused me so bad I had to look it up again.

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    #45

    Funny text exchange about playing Fortnite and ignoring a romantic request.

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely healthy relationship. /s

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How to cause permanent impotency with one sentence" :D

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Nice” and “mom”? Ewwww? Better “shouldn’t you have pictures like that from mom?” “Who this woman?”

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well they weren't shellfish about those excellent puns, they didn't clam up and shared it online

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she likes bad boys, she is a living man-sized red flag.

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    Ray Heap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Ethel´s 85th birthday. The denizens of the senior citizens home put on a birthday bash with cake, bubbly and a male stripper...... Guy come in, does his dance and strip and as a finishing flourish asks Ethel...: "Do you want super sex?" Ethel looks at the guy over the top of her glasses..: "Young man, I´m 85, I think I´ll have the soup!"

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of finger is that? It looks like a meat stick

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adele would like to come in apparently, she's freezing her cheeks and nips off luv

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    Help, I did this and now my brother isn’t moving

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    Camilo Is best
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna work at a restaurant just so I could do that and freak everyone out

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference of suffering others go through should never have an impact of your own subjective feelings.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if fake, I laughed soooo hard :D

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo, put some ice on that one.

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain what the purpose would be to say this, other than expressing jealousy, or maybe aiming for a couple swap/threesome/clearing the field or similar? The way he wrote was already showing that he knew it was wrong to say this...kinda

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones where people get drunk are hilarious! I can't stop laughing!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m wheezing just looking at this

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to assume this is some pop-culture reference I'm not familiar with.

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be fake? At least according to stereotypes a guy would never miss out the opportunity to land at anything that’s not fast enough to escape /s

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds oddly fake, nobody texts this and imagines this guy is supposedly doing strange stuff (like he could be giving anything i mean)

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    Abraham Marshall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma thought it was honeycomb with the flies as bees flying around it and she sent it to everyone saying, "We are so busy around here!"

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    Sanchi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he took the rejection sooo well…

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    Bisexual Tiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like something a 12 yr old kid would write

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