Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
Viewpoint of a 13-year-old student: Kids are an optional assignment that don't get extra credit points
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Cos children make silence scary to hear...and I am not ready for that transition yet
You're not wrong there. I have two kids, and there is nothing scarier than silence.
Load More Replies... Just by the sheer force of severe social anxiety and the peace of mind of not having any god danm kids
Not ignorant, stupid. I had a 19 year old neighbor who was mad that she wasn't getting pregnant no matter how many guys she slept with because she wanted "benefits." Didn't care about the baby, just the money.
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I'm 51m, with no kids. It wasn't that difficult - they're called condoms. Moron.
Condoms break. Birth control can fail. And spermicide doesn't always work. Guess who used all 3 at the same time and still got knocked up. 🤪
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Because some people can’t have kids. What on Earth is wrong with that woman???
Some people, like myself, actually sit down and think about whether they should or should not have kids, rather than just having kids because that's apparently what you're supposed to do. I chose not to have kids because: 1: I am not father material, and I would be scared that I cannot in fact raise a child to be a better person than I am (spoiler alert: I'm kind of not) 2: There's already EIGHT BILLION of us!! Do we REALLY need more people!? Maybe a birthrate decline is not actually such a bad thing?
It's not a bad thing. I, too, have thought this over and I choose to remain a child-free asexual virgin.
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With the world in it's current state, I am even more thankful that I never wanted to bring children into the world... better for the earth too.
I’d rather be childless than have children that I didn’t 100% want. Having kids just to have kids “because that’s what people do” is not a good idea whatsoever.
To be fair though- I’m not even 18 yet soooo. I don’t have much of an issue with that conflict quite yet.
Load More Replies... Carrying and giving birth is a complicated painful process. Healthcare and the cost of living even as a single person is expensive. The cost of one child in America starts at $272,000 dollars upfront. The cost of childcare and K-12 education is ridiculous. The high rate of dead beat fathers in America. If I do have kids they will be judged by his or her skin color for the rest of their lives and have less opportunities and be seen as unequal because they are Black. The shortage of baby formula and how current moms are being shamed and judged for not breastfeeding in the first place, but the mothers who do breastfeed are harrassed and demonized for it especially in the work place by employers and collegues for having to pump every 3 hrs so their baby doesn't starve. Also no paid maternity leave to recover post pregnancy or free help to combat postpartum depression. Doctors don't listen to women during pregnancy or labor/delivery. Lastly the reverse of Roe V Wade unfortunately underway.
When someone says I'm missing out on the joy of having kids: *cries in not broke*
I like children ... I love when they visit, when I'm, although mostly unrelated, the weird uncle who allows them sooo bad things, like drinking Cola or eating a second bowl of icecream. I also love when they leave and I don't have to care anymore that a Playboy magazine might lie around somewhere, or any other child-inappropriate things ... Children who aren't the own ones are the best I have ever known.
+ I truly read the Playboy when I buy one ... if it were for the pics, there's more and better ones for free everywhere on the web anyway...
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As a woman who has 6, If you don't want them then don't. Don't let others decide what you want
Never had one. Happy, loved, free to travel and love other people's babies
When I turn 27, I will have had psoriasis for just under 27 years, childhood brain cancer for a little over 17 years, and epilepsy for about 10 years. And I will likely still be having routine MRIs and taking anti-seizure medicines. And in spite of these, I will have been a martial artist for more than 19 years.
There was a guy on Court Cam in Miami who had 31 kids and pays NO child support, but brags about all his baby mommas. He wasn't even there for that, but the judge warned him not to get any more girls pregnant. Cue another episode of Court Cam. Same judge. Before she could even get the question out he bragged the he had 11 more baby mommas pregnant. This is one case where he needs to have a vasectomy whether he wants it or not.
Some people are actually willing to admit their not capable of taking care of kids, unlike the ones that do it anyway.
Dear lord, a girl i lnew i. Elementary school who is 5 years younger has already 3 kids at 20 years old
I had my kids at 39 and 40... the absolute HORROR!!!! What a failure I am, lol
35f here, I love being an Auntie, but decided a long time ago that I don't want to be a mother. I will never change my mind. I'm not a vestibule for birthing, thank you.
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
But He Went To Get Milk...
I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film
It Wasn't Us....
He's Not Wrong You Know
Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best
At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit
I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This
Toxicity Isn't Cute
Because They Get Fired
Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries
Having An Actual Sense Of Style
You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!
Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol
The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy
Ticks Also Gotta Eat
Such Tomfoolery Amirite?
The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!
What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.
Car Thief's Nowadays
Hate Cancel Culture
Not Really An Own But Still Awesome
The Scapegoat Concept !
Why Didn't He Try Again????
The Fall Of Rome!!!
Complete F**king Legend
It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.
He Held That One In
People Are Savages
I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost
He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos
Another One From Cringetopia
Love That Disney Channel!!!
Oh How The Turn Tables….
Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk
Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness
Ironic, Isn't It?
He “Died” At 33…
Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time
Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later
Idiots Gonna Idiot!
They Must Be Punished
Compound Interest
According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets
Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon
Hands & Feet
Is This A Comeback? Idk
Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One
Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot
Would've Never Thought Of That
This Must Be Nice
Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.
Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place
Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?
Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover
I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.
Equality In A Nutshell
An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.
Those Are Rookie Numbers In India
Right Here Waiting For You
Sorry, Try Again
Double Standards
Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?
This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You
Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well
Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol
Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong
A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?
Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.
Copy And Paste Attack
Chad Mod At Work
Cant Think Of A Title
The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent
Destruction 100
But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.
Sigma Male Spotted
Elon Musk Has A Son??
It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.
Breakup Texts
We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh
Well She Did What He Asked, Right?
This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl
Dwight From The Office
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies... It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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