this is iconic lol

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

Staff are slaves to that kind of lady. So "no people" in her mind.

How dare you ask such questions?? :)))

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

Yup, both anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers tend to see themselves as the only "real" people around.

This keeps happening to me as well, and I thought I’m the only one, that something is wrong with me.. I work at a small gallery, and people keep asking the same stupid thing. I try to explain to then that me and my colleague are people too, but that doesn’t seem like a relevant answer to most of those who ask such question.

There is “I see dead people!” And then there’s “I don’t see people!”

Really sociopathic behaviour. Talk about money, entitlement and economic slavery.

Should have said "Then there's no way to place your order, is there?"

duh

As Emily Dickinson said, "I'm nobody, are you nobody too?"....

No one in here , in her own head?

looks like shes making the coffee herself!

This is gold!

Meanwhile, the dog's at home going "alright!..."

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

And that's the only possible way to deal with morons.

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

You break it, you buy it

"Can't you resurrect one real quick?" *facepalm*

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

wtf is wrong with people?

9?

I would like to know how the woman would've "made it correctly"

Hoping to trip you up and get extra.

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?! STEP ON THEM?!

lmao osmosis lol

"I'm not at home? Omg, you kidnapped me!!!!"

She was just showing off how knowledgeable she was 😀

"Waiter! Can you take this water back? It's wet!"

Cody, you didn't answer the question!!! :)))

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

I hope she was charged for a quesadilla.

You should actually have said that, just to see her face!

When pigs fly south for the winter? 😖

Now I am curious how you explained it and what the customer finally understood.

It's the entitlement of "I orderded a cheeseburger without cheese and that's what I'm getting and paying for. You do not chance my order without my divine consent, you underpaid wage slave."

This is obviously a joke...

It's always nice to come across positive people...

??!

The guy's an idiot, of course, but who ever cuts anything in quarters at Subway? Sure, if someone asked, but they don't normally do that do they?

Let me guess, she also wanted her money back or a replacement...

No, the barbeque is for the hairdressers next door.

When I was a kid I thought that once you ran out of money on the card you were given a new one.

I run estate sales and they do this constantly. We open at 8 and at 8:05 someone will ask if we're discounting yet or if they can have it for half price. They also take prices off to see if you'll make it cheaper. I had a lady who took the prices off 4 items and left them on 3 inexpensive items. I made them $2 more than they originally were and she couldn't say s**t b/c then it would be obvious who took the prices off. She decides she doesn't want two of them but she had to pay extra for the 2 she really wanted. Hope she learned her lesson.

why does it need to specify not for climbing.

"CamAra" was already an hint :)

It's like that guy who ordered a 5 meter high flagpole. When it got delivered he refused it because it was 5 meters long but not 5 meters high.

We used to tell people the registers automatically shut off at closing time.