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Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person? Or maybe said the wrong thing? We've probably all done that at least once in our lives. But have you ever lied and given the good ol' "Oops, wasn't me" or "Sorry, my friend took my phone, lol" excuse?

Today, we're featuring a subreddit dedicated to people who said or did incredibly cringeworthy things and then backpedaled by saying "Just kidding." It's the r/OopsDidn'tMeanTo community. The problem? It's pretty obvious these people did or said the awkward thing deliberately. That's why the lie only makes it worse. We've collected the best, or rather the cringiest, screenshots that its members ever came across. So let us know your favorites by upvoting them, and check out our previous feature about the subreddit!

#1

With Bonus

With Bonus

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PFD
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you get your what what now? Dude makes his sexual harassment sound like interior decorating

CanadianDimes
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last comment also needs a liar’s fee

Astrius
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god this is genius I am stealing this

weatherwitch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never seen this done before and it's flippin amazing!! ❤️❤️❤️

nancy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the best ever!!!!!!

dogspit
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He already has a girl? Should have hit him with another $50 Attempted Cheating fee

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    #2

    Tinder Is A Goldmine

    Tinder Is A Goldmine

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    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do guys really try this s**t? That is pathetic and hilarious... No, wait, it's sad. Really, really sad.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic : "asking for a friend"!!!!!

    intermezzono1
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    wait wanting to see someone in a bikini is being a pervert now??

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we call them pedophiles now. Try to keep up.

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    Greg Wilhelm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm born and raised there. I was a lucky kid.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. Reminds me of being at the pool in junior high and some guy staring down the top of my swim suit while telling me I was really pretty. I don't think I've gone to a public pool since that trauma.

    CertifiedCatServant (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally off topic but I live near that beach and (when it’s not super crowded) it’s beautiful

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It couldn't have been his friend as I doubt he has any

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    #3

    What Is The Point Even?

    What Is The Point Even?

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes your biggest supporter is you. You’re probably wrong about whatever it is. But at least you feel supported.

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had some trans buddies say that they didn't believe that anyone who claimed they were a boy and then dressed up in high heels and a revealing dress were actually trans...And before you say this was fake, this was in a mental hospital and one of them had a personality disorder, the other was suicidal and had a lot of issues of being forced to wear feminine clothes due to their parents not bringing anything. That was the first time I was ever exposed to that sort of thing.

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    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My opinion, but guys in dresses look great! All of 'em, feminine and androgynous styles, trans and cis!

    MadRatter
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show! That selfconfidence is just sexy.

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    Jane Draznin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    once people were being jerks to me online, so I logged out and yelled at them as anonymous. I was so lonely, I roleplayed as my own friend and WON!

    Star the Furry Therian!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm agender and I look like a female, but I'm still agender. I have long hair, a manly face, I wear a lot of bright colours (mostly lilac), I have hairy legs, but no one cares. Im me. I'm still agender.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/she)
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    1 year ago

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    You know the famous sarcastic quip "If it's on the Internet, it must be true"? It applies pretty well in this context as well, don't you think? Since its inception, the Internet has been a breeding ground for deception, fake identities, and imaginary friends. Alright, that last one might just be me projecting, but I was hurt that my real best friend didn't want to be friends anymore, okay?

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    We tend to lie online less in spaces where the people we know might hold us accountable. On sites like Facebook, Twitter (X), or Instagram, where our followers are mostly our friends. Social media platforms for professionals like LinkedIn are actually better in that regard than, say, paper resumes.

    #4

    Excuse After Sending The Usual Pic

    Excuse After Sending The Usual Pic

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, don't worry pics came through and your Weiner is so small I could barely see it.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sooooooo beyond me why guys think that their weenies are even remotely pretty to look at. They could have made that part a bit more appealing.

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    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How on earth can a guy think that sending unsolicited d1ck pics will get a positive response from the recipient? It boggles the female mind...

    Marno C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know why you would be taking pictures of your own weenie and admiring them unless you are having some sort of medical problems. For size issues, I recommend a plastic surgeon. For skin issues, like weird warts and bumps, maybe a dermatologist? For urination issues, definitely a urologist. Definitely a full STD screening, too. Tell you what, I'll ask around and let people know you are worried about your wee w***y winkie and see if anybody has recommendations on a free clinic for the STDs and some info on which doctor you should go to."

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There was supposed to be a penis in those pictures?"

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sayes" is new to me. Does that means "says" or "say yes" ;)

    daniel ikelman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention he is a grammatical idiot

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only d**k pic I ever sent was a portrait of Richard Nixon

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    #5

    My First Unsolicited D**k Pic

    My First Unsolicited D**k Pic

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    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how one should handle unsolicited nudes.

    Insomniac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just empty my bowels and send a pic of that. They never want to contact me again.

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially the mom&dad part...

    R F.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police wont do anything. Wish they would, but they won’t and didn’t for the creep who texted my daughter.

    Arlecchino The Knave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They totally should thoo. It's, like, sexual harassment, punishment is needed for the offender. That creep needs to be, like, permanently labeled as a sex offender! I'm sorry that happened to you and your daughter.

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    Couragetcd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda wish Me had added an Ok, bye Kyle at the end

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    #6

    Whoops!

    Whoops!

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    Michelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but even if it was true wouldn't that be kind of creepy and stalkerish? "Hey pervert who took my photos, can you send them to me so I can post them online? Here's my contact details" 😂

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda dangerous to post this lie too, because some idiot dude will assume that women want some rando to take their photo at the beach. "But, but, but...you love the attention really. It's a compliment" [insert vomit emoji here]

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    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I‘ve seen these before. Still funny. Women do know how to sit SO comfortably while looking gorgeous in a model pose. I ALWAYS sit like that! It‘s just SO natural for me. I don‘t know how to sit on the beach any other way!

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need to make sure you do it at sunset. That makes all the difference to the comfort factor 😄

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are great photos. Just own them and don't make up a lie about it.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's so delusional that she thinks people actually believe this

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... now let me guess, is there someone picking rice around, about whose life she could think while underwearing within sight?

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and I would totally not get enraged at a random person taking bikini photos of me /s

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pointed toe in the last shot especially - hilarious

    Tae Cole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, we all sit on the beach in the moonlight sprawled all out with freshly straightened hair and makeup gazing at the heavens with our heels elevated. Sure your right smh

    Insomniac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody sits like that on the beach for comfort....

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need to make up a fake story to justify posting photos of yourself. Posting photos of yourself is fine, it’s the fake story that makes it cringy.

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    Jeff Hancock, a professor of communication and the founding director of the Stanford Social Media Lab, says that we lead a kind of double life online. He calls it our "inside world" and our "outside world" respectively. Our "inside world" is the immediate circle that we communicate with online: family, friends, colleagues – the people we know.

    Our "outside world" is all the accounts and people that we see but don't know personally. That includes posts from strangers, news articles, and comments on any social media platform. Anonymous or not, we're not familiar with these people on a personal level, so they are, essentially, outside our "bubble."

    #7

    This Is Just So Awkward To Read

    This Is Just So Awkward To Read

    Zooooooombie Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still a better love story than Twilight. Better plot twists, at least.

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have a split personality and they share a phone

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you just stay silent people will start to backtrack it’s so funny lmao

    Whopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually kind of sweet. He admits it. Good plot twist. Fun story to tell and show friends also

    Marla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'd find rhe correction endearing but 0 points for confidence

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    #8

    The Farthest Stretch I've Ever Seen

    The Farthest Stretch I've Ever Seen

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody falls for that excuse

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that’s the point of this article XD

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also it wasn't me. My sister just fooled around with my phone... and my dog accidentally unlocked it with his paw and also it was just autocorrect. Edit after reading all entries: seems like I predicted the entire post

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally picked my MIL Instead of my wife (the 2 people I text the most) and said "good morning baby". She texts back "good morning g to you too handsome. How are we gonna break the news to Sarah?"

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice that you have an MIL with a sense of humor and a good relationship with her

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    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For his next trick, he'll send a picture of his d!ck and claim one of his balls hit the camera button after getting out of the shower.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about: "im sorry, wont happen again" instead?

    Kathrin Pukowsky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! The lie is so much more effort, and pointless to boot. I can't fathom why somebody would waste energy on that.

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    Roger9er
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "An angel farted that text and magically put it in my phone", would have been a more believable answer.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I was playing with and talking to my cat and she swatted my phone and accidentally called my boss. I panicked and said on the phone “Sorry, my cat called you!” >.<

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a conference call yesterday. As I mostly just listen half-heartedly, I had the phone on speaker. I laid it on my walker while I had lunch. Audi jumped up on the walker to supervise me while I ate. He realized voices were coming from the phone. He's noticed before that he can make things move onscreen from batting at the phone. He hung up my call!

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the elbaoration on the b******t that really gets me 🤣🤣🤣

    BWC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tripped, fell down the steps, and my phone accidentally texted that I wanted to see you naked. Bad phone. No charging for you.

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    #9

    I Think You Proved Your Point

    I Think You Proved Your Point

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the article is titled “This Online Group Showcases People Who Pretend They Didn’t Deliberately Do Something”… so I imagine yes, it’s staged.

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    Michelle C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I say to telemarketers that text me...they like "how can I get you to work with us?" and I reply "send nudes"....I never get any, guess they don't want to work with me :(

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did she keep talking to him after that line?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't actually prove anything. Back in the day, I'd never ask for nudes, but if you asked me if I wanted them, why would I refuse?

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    Hancock says that we tend to communicate more honestly with the people in our "inside world." "Those messages are recorded and come from people that we will have future interactions with," he says. "We don't want a reputation as a liar, and it's easier in some ways to get caught in a lie online." He also says that this is one of people's greatest fears – being perceived as a liar.

    #10

    Amazing How Life Works!

    Amazing How Life Works!

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because there are zero bubbles when you splash into a pool.

    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be one of those modern bubbleless pools :P

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    Bart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only missing the dollar bill...

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they even pre-censored-up for posting on BP... 🙃

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This smells like teen spirit.

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I tripped and fell..." excuse. A certain portion of the population has been using this one for centuries.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes a joke is just a joke, sometimes it's engagement farming. Clearly worked tho.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this simply someone doing a parody of all those "oops" cases? Seems to me like they're making fun of the idea.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, there are many post that are / might be mocking the trend, but at the end of the day who knows.

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    Captain McSmoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the same line of cr@p the Nirvana baby said.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how so many people try to recreate the Nirvana cd cover.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Ruben Schelstraete
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that the person with the camera got out of the pool in time.

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    #11

    Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey

    Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect from/for WHAT?! Lmao

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the original sentence was "I absolutely respect your boundaries and think you are a descent woman"

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    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing my autocorrect ever does for me is giving me a lot of "ducks" I don't want.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get abs instead of and I never text about abs lol

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you added the words "wanna" and "nakey" to your dictionary and then typed something innocent and that came up? The duck you did.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narkey, snakey, nockey, nookey?

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what is the meaning of "Nakey"? How come I never heard nor read that before, but autocorrect seems to?

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they wanted to get them what? Pray tell

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only works if her name was something like Nancy or Katie.

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    #12

    Completely Accidental!!!

    Completely Accidental!!!

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we have a bunch of 200 year old redwoods out back, lemme check but should be able to do you right mate

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please make sure it's not just any 200 year old redwood but also a "mature replica" tree. No time to deal with goofy immature trees.

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    Sian E
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company involved has had issues in the past with doing dodgy things and then going 'oops, sorry, mistake'!

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enzo'a Homes motto: "We prefer to seek forgiveness than ask for permission'.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Councils and developers are so far inside each others rear ends it sickens me. I worked for a Company in Worthing UK that had a beautiful Oak tree in the drive. Sold the building and land, council and developers, Oh don't worry we'll intergrade the tree into our plans. Yeah Bu##s#it, I believe they suddenly found some previously unknown disease in the tree. Down it came.

    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure it was a mistake

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon to be replaced with a cell phone tower that looks like a tree.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then how are they going to replace the 200 year old redwood they find to use as a replacement? I'm pretty sure there are none available that won't be missed if they disappear.

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    There's a lot more leeway when communicating with the "outside world." Whether we're anonymous or not, we're much less likely to engage in an online conversation with these people again. Take the comments section, for example: even if you're commenting with your name and picture, what is the likelihood that you'll ever see the person you've just responded to somewhere else again?

    #13

    Her 4 Year Old Took This Photo

    Her 4 Year Old Took This Photo

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drascilla? Did she have a baby with Dracula? Can't be, kid wouldn't be able to bask in sunlight. Oh well, at least she "knows" how to take good pictures XP

    Flopsy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. It’s possible that a 4yo took this picture. 2. It’s unlikely the 4yo did it on her own without being instructed 3.what a hell of a name is that? People are out of their minds!

    Kathy Lynn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be that this is from a different country and their names are different.

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    Comfortably Numb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, she's from 90 day fiance...I can't not recognize that kids name🤢🤮

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL... I looked her up... If that's her, let's say the kid has much better photography talents than anyone whose picture ended up in my Google feed.

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    That Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not the height of a 4yo 🙄

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could assume that maybe the kid climbed onto a rock or something but that just feels like doing mental gymnastics

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    Red Reilly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people lie? What is the gain here?

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't she humble and natural? Like, not posing, not thinking about post-ability, just being herself. Supposedly.

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the little 4 year old voice: "Now coy! Now sassy! Now vulnerable! Work it, Mommy!"

    LH25
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might be Deaven Clagg from 90 Day Fiancée. She has a daughter with that name.

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    #14

    My Ex...forgetting He Has A New GF At Bar Close

    My Ex...forgetting He Has A New GF At Bar Close

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    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like replying wrong person wld work for this one too.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or for work. 'Can you come into work today?' 'wrong person

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also soon to be new GF's ex by the sound of it.

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should of replied with a random guy's name, a couple of question marks and a 😉

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    #15

    Dont Open It!

    Dont Open It!

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn' t open it, just forward it to his mum.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any guesses ladies and gents and theys? No extra points if you guess d**k pick on the first try.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I guess assless chaps first and d**k pic second? How many points do I get?

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    Sarinz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who was consensually sending nudes to his girlfriend at the time, and he mistakenly sent them to a colleague (it was with Skype, and they had a similar name). He was devastated and ashamed for YEARS. He told me about this incident many years later, when he finally got over the shame he felt. I actually believe him, he's a very smart and respectful person.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does happen, infrequently but yes it certainly does😔

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    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is guaranteed to be a wee pic

    LGBTQpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blocked & ignored when passing on the freaking street

    Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Pls don’t block me” means they obvi did smth wrong

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    Hancock notes that this logic doesn’t only apply to personal communications. "These lies include sock puppets [false identities], follower factories, purchased likes, propaganda bots, and fake news," he explains. "So, the degree to which we can trust messages online is really the degree to which you know the source."

    #16

    He Sent A D**k Pic To A Woman Who Has Never Spoken To Him Before

    He Sent A D**k Pic To A Woman Who Has Never Spoken To Him Before

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a masterclass in how to make things worse as comprehensively and efficiently as possible

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    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you not be more worried your niece is seeing pictures of your c**k? definitely would be sending a report to someone about it

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure, give your niece your phone with access to your sausage pics

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this really happen? Were these boys raised in a cave? "Me ShOw GiRl PePe! PePe MaKe GiRl FaLl In LoVe! I aIn'T nO sImP!"

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And my niece is 2yo, a tech genius, learned it all by herself” 🙃

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, she accidently took these picture from the other room while I was using the bathroom.

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... You allowed a (presumably) child, to view a picture of your d**k??? Shoot dude, even your made up excuses make you come across as someone that needs to be on a register.

    Realistic Optimist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking as a guy, is it common for men to just have d**k pics on their phone?

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a cis woman, I would also like to know the answer to this.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of admitting to sending dirty pictures, he thinks its better to incinuate he did poses with his niece?

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    #17

    Of Course

    Of Course

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many things wrong with this I do not know where to start.

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lovely picture! A shame she had to wreck it with false humility :( just OWN your good selfies people!

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like her eyelashes are trying to eat her fact.

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her eyelashes kinda look like spiders getting ready to crawl on her eyelids if you stare at them long enough.

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ did a spider die on her lashes?

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with admitting that you deliberately took a good picture of yourself? There is nothing wrong with that.

    Kerri Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have accidentally taken pictures of myself. One I didn't hate and posted it. A bunch of people accused me of lying. No seriously was using camera on my phone, I put the phone in my purse, as my Uber driver showed up, it snapped a decent picture. I'm not saying I looked perfect, I just didn't hate it.

    Ashley Barth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with her teeth? Is that food?

    Angela Groening
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    1 year ago

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    #18

    My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs

    My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s an old stand-up comedian opening joke/routine. “Germs” as a “humorous” replacement for “gentlemen” in “Ladies and gentlemen…”

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    Rocket Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I could see this one being totally legit. I know people who would do this.

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I was texting my crush and my sister reached over my shoulder and hearted one of his messages when he said he was sad we weren’t going to see him for a couple weeks. We were on vacation. It was a cute message, but YOU DON’T HEART YOUR CRUSH’S MESSAGES

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Because you do s**t like that, Lizzie!'

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like dishonesty is a glaringly obvious possibility...

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least she staged the excuse from the beginning

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but friends have been known to do such things😒

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    Most people would probably say that people tend to lie most on their dating profiles. In 2017, Kaspersky Lab and B2B International researched the behaviors of people in the online dating scene. 57% admitted to lying about their names, marital status, appearance, or location. In his research, Hancock also found that people tend to lie when they wish to appear more attractive to the other person and when making up excuses as to why they don't want to meet.

    #19

    Toddler Knows How To Promote His Mom On Social Media

    Toddler Knows How To Promote His Mom On Social Media

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    PeePeePooPoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really think and talk like this? If yes, what's wrong with them?

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people of LinkedIn talk like this. Don't know if they're real or generated by AI.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toddler only takes pictures where you can see up her nose, but hey, what do I know

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever picture my toddler has ever taken of me is either terrible, incredibly unflattering, or an action shot of me closing the door from the toilet saying "get out of here"

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and blurry because don't hold the phone still.

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    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The capitalism gene is strong with this one ... this sounds like jibberish.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buzzwords and high energy language to try to hide the pile of BS she is shoveling

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internal growth 🙄 looks like piles to me....

    Aranora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And back, neck and shoulder problems if that's how she works lol

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you even have to justify your pictures with a lie? No need to say anything. If they think you're posing, let them think it. Beats you trying to false it up and confirm that you are!

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She even made time to make a stronger bench for her bigger friends. What a gal!

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Elon/Bezos dream employee 🫡

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    #20

    My Mom Tried Hiring Him. He Did Not Get The Job

    My Mom Tried Hiring Him. He Did Not Get The Job

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    Sebby's Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're* If you feel the need to be a pervert, at least do it with proper grammar

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't control our friends' spelling, silly.

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    Captain McSmoot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person let that line marinate for two days before trying to excuse it away...

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, that is the reason I believe this guy was legit when he said someone was playing with his phone. He clicks their name to ask this work related question and finds these messages.

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    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would “a friend” know if she was sexy?????

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A friend sent that by accident" is the new 'my dog ate my homework.'

    Aranora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a plasterer recently, message me, before he visited, I said I hope you like cats, he said I love pussy 🙄

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one one would say "to speak with me" if it were personal. This person is a moron.

    Lisa Catlin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom needs to brush up on her punctuation and spelling.

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    #21

    He Sent D**k Pics To A Random Bunch Of Girls

    He Sent D**k Pics To A Random Bunch Of Girls

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    Julie S
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear men we do NOT want to see a picture of your dîck. Signed every woman in the world

    Dove Bradshaw
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this a million times!!!!!!!!!!!

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    iamjusthereforthecruise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god, this happened to me a while back, like 2 months ago. i am on several group chats of the same purpose, so some of us know each other in several groups, there are two particular dudes on each group chats that are always acting weird, never sends anything and if they do its some weird thing. everybody ignored. then randomly, i see a view once image on group chat i owned, clicked and lo and behold it was a tiny weenie, immediately this dude gets removed from the group chat, next day on another group chat, he sent the same thing, he gets removed on more than 2 of the group chats i am a member of. the other dude did the same. everybody is talking about how they have been traumatized with such obscene pictures (we all mostly females between the ages of 12 and 20, so you can guess how traumatized we were), surprisingly some of the other male members were defending him, saying he's already apologized and wondering why we were all still stuck on it, some got removed

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve ended up with more than 60 digital cameras (IP cams, $15 drones, old phones, tablets, and several actual cameras) over the past 25 years, and … I’ve never taken a picture of my junk.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this some kind of numbers game?

    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably zero, but possibly an imaginary number.

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why don't you believe me?" Because you're a lying sack of burning feces.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it at the end , get it together

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a former co worker who was drunk and sent me a picture of her guy she had over to me one time. She was trying to send it to her mother. Another time some strange women send me pictures of them in skimpy outfits. They were trying to send pictures to a male friend.

    dogspit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get your s**t together, Summer.

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    Hancock says that the most interesting aspect of this research is that it's not the technology that makes people lie. The apps and social media platforms are just tools for people to do that. "It's easy to forget, but (most) people lie for a reason, and simply because a person is using a phone or a computer or a tablet to communicate doesn't make them more or less likely to lie," he explained. "Technology, much like deception itself, simply becomes a tool for accomplishing those goals."

    #22

    Oops, Went Out In A Unicorn Costume By Mistake Xd

    Oops, Went Out In A Unicorn Costume By Mistake Xd

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a weirdo. Everybody knows that regular unicorns do NOT have wings.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my unicorn onesie doesn't have wings.

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh desperation for attention. Classic

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they don't know their unicorn from their Pegasus

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    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not like other girls… I have dementia

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Forgot" about the onesie (and the wings, because they're comfortable to lounge in /s), but remembered to take someone who can snap some pics of the "forgotten" onesie...

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, if I had a nickel for every time I forgot I was shopping in a unicorn onsie! So relatable! /J

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    #23

    Pervy Mcpervface Tried Using The Oldest Trick In The Book

    Pervy Mcpervface Tried Using The Oldest Trick In The Book

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The use of the word 'female' outed him

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing the number of people in this thread who supposedly just leave their unlocked phone lying around for someone else to pick it up and use it...

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "would be a 7 if you could show ***US*** your fúcking boobs" who tf is us?

    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The further down this list I go, the more shame and disappointment I feel for my fellow "men" ... if you're one of these pathetic losers, please get help!

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It honestly makes it so much worse that they do this. Cause it’s obvious they know it isn’t okay. Otherwise, why play it off when someone says no. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    #24

    This Followed A Video Of Her Playing An Out Of Tune Bass Guitar And Singing Green Day. Before The Green Day Video Was Your Typical Thirst Trap, Booty Short Wearing, Squats In The Gym Ig Story

    This Followed A Video Of Her Playing An Out Of Tune Bass Guitar And Singing Green Day. Before The Green Day Video Was Your Typical Thirst Trap, Booty Short Wearing, Squats In The Gym Ig Story

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my nephew accidentally posts something that we don't want to, we delete it.

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot to mention "four year old" son.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. The puppy eye emoji as she begs for compliments just makes it even more disgustingly sad.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't her son who sent the clip. It was the legendary Nigerian prince, and she didn't want everyone to know she's as gullible as she hopes they are.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These posts blaming children are even sadder. Own up to your own bad decision and judgement.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes, officer, I opened up my gallery of self porn and gave it to my toddler to share with my entire contact list. Accidentally. Well, my friend did. What were we talking about?

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    Keith Campbell, professor of the behavioral and brain sciences program at the University of Georgia, who researches the link between narcissism and social media, says that what we often refer to as narcissistic behavior online might just be people wanting to experience positive self-expression. "There's a little bit of bias about this behavior online, but it's really just putting your best foot forward, the same way you would if you were meeting someone at a party for the first time or going on a first date," Campbell said.

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    #25

    I Was Sleeping?

    I Was Sleeping?

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    Irene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaslighting isn't real, your just crazy! /j

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude came right out of Redflagistan 🚩

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your records don’t reflect that? Mate, they very literally do

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grey blob doth backtrack to much.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a lie. But if not - tell your doctor about the side effects from your Ambien. /J (remember the one about the grandmother who climbed onto the roof?)

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you reply already when I am leaving you alone so much already?!? (Excuse me for a second, gotta go puke)

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm actually I do not believe that I was the culprit

    Meowzers!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one like this from my beother who is a manipulative piece of sh1t. There's too much to go into but the final straw was this. The message said "hi I'm a nurse at the hospital. This person has been in an accident and we need to contact you as soon as possible". I rang the phone and my brother answered. He wasn't in the hospital. He claimed that his phone must have been hacked as he couldn't have sent that message because he was talking to someone on a call and he hung up because I called him. I read him the riot act and blocked him. It has been a lovely peaceful year since and I have no intention of ever speaking to him again.

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    #26

    Brian Strikes Again!

    Brian Strikes Again!

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    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just how many of you non-perverts actually switch phones with a friend? How many just allow casual use of their phone by others?

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    #27

    He Sent Me The Video Literally Almost Two Years After We Went On One (1) Singular Date Where He Spoke A Total Of 20 Words To Me. Not So Shy After All

    He Sent Me The Video Literally Almost Two Years After We Went On One (1) Singular Date Where He Spoke A Total Of 20 Words To Me. Not So Shy After All

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    Flopsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are these men so casually sending nude pictures to people they hardly know? What if she puts it on the internet? What if she sends it to your mom?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with his knees/thighs/whatever body parts are showing?

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In utopia, AI could train those f***g males how to interact with real women decently...utopia.

    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY do men think women want sex all of the time?

    CJ Vee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it’s not even about how high a given woman’s sex drive is. Lots of women have high sex drives. But very few (if any) women would be like, oh, sweet, an unsolicited pic of this rando’s junk. Take me, please!! Edit: typo

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    So, why do people do it? Why do they lie online, even if, sometimes, it's obvious that their claims are fake? The answer is it's all about boosting self-esteem or your brand. Most times, like in the examples in this list, it's pretty harmless. However, there have been cases where influencers took their lies way over the line.

    #28

    This Random Guy On Facebook

    This Random Guy On Facebook

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    Eva Newkingak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have a really nasty ex, gaslighting, spread lies about to make everyone hate me turned our oldest son into a dangerous offender and he did take my phone without my knowledge to send messages to random ppl to see how they would react. once he got me fired , because he wanted a screenshot of all the numbers on my phone, the only contacts I had were coworkers and ppkl I was staying in the battered shelter, he sent lewd pictures of me to the numbers to see if someone would react other than how they did. loved that job.

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    #29

    Just A Dare

    Just A Dare

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude!!!!! You had a 'IDK', that could have gone either way, but then you just f****d it up!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is just a guy(teen?) who maybe a bit awkward and took the idk as a rejection, so tried to play it off like it wasn't even his idea to ask the other person. I think lack of experience and confidence made him mildly panic and launch into self-preservation mode, which basically nuked the whole thing. I don't think this one is like the others. This wasn't BS to cover up some icky, gross behavior; it was a kid trying to salvage his pride after immediately assuming rejection and being embarrassed.

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    #30

    Because That’s What Girls Do

    Because That’s What Girls Do

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    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly weird from blue too. He seems more bothered by the disrespect to himself than the main problem of unsolicited nudes

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took it as meaning disrespect to both of them cause he said don’t send that to my girl but the “while she’s with me” part is definitely odd lol so it’s ok if she’s not with him or?

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A random girl took pictures of her d**k with your phone and sent them around? 🤔

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey mate, sorry, didn't know. Will you do me a favor? Lemme know when you're not around then.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I know lots of girls who do this 🙄

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Crazy girl". He's the crazy girl. Although, it does seem odd that he'd send d**k pics to his friend's girlfriend, especially if he's not known for actions that destroy his friendships. If my partner received nudes from a friend, I'd wonder if there was something wrong with my friend or if my partner and friend were crossing some boundaries.

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    A year ago, in April of 2023, bakery owner Kylie Allen complained about a rude customer. Internet sleuths soon came a-knocking and discovered that she lied about the supposed altercation. Turns out, the customer was right, as the picture on Allen's website was misleading. Netizens retaliated by flooding her bakery's Yelp page with negative reviews and made fun of her on TikTok relentlessly for weeks. A true example that even lying in the "outside world" has consequences.

    #31

    Sure Buddy

    Sure Buddy

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice save bro 🙄

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go buy yuuhself a spelling class.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think it's funny when people stretch a word out for emphasis by repeating the silent E at the end

    #32

    Bit Of An Overreaction

    Bit Of An Overreaction

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally love her livid response to the joke, but then again I like messing with ppl 🤣

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? It was her friend now? Does she really what to be a that low Kate?

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    #33

    That Damn Colleen Is Always Doing Stuff Like This!

    That Damn Colleen Is Always Doing Stuff Like This!

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol oooooook dude

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so embarrassed he imploded

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He left out the word "female"...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got rejected so he pretended someone else sent the message. Then he pretended that he was repulsed by the person he just propositioned.

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    #34

    Seems Plausible

    Seems Plausible

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    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D*ugs? D*ldos? D*cks? Demons? Dorritos? Daiquiris? Damn those BP censors strike again. We’ll never know

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Dogs’ would be cool, but that takes a big purse ☺️

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid wind, always blowing those genitalia through the air

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought it said D***s, then I thought it said D***s, but then I realized that it was saying D***s all along! Or maybe it was D***s...? Wait...

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Police arrested the windy culprit and charged him with blowing.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wind blew these dollar notes into my purse, I swear!

    Idkanythingrlly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is Dr u g s but it is pathetic that we have to guess. The censoring is so stupid.

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    #35

    "Accidentally" Sent A D*ck Pic.. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

    "Accidentally" Sent A D*ck Pic.. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very mature and calm response, I'm impressed

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. I would have squeezed the word "eyesore" in there somewhere too. Why do guys think that their d**k picks are eyecandy?

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally unlocked my phone and opened the message app and clicked on you and selected send photo and scrolled through my gallery to my junk and sent it, while unlocking my door and dropping s**t. You know, like what happens all the time

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it didn't get sent, then why talk about it?

    LH25
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many guys have pics of their junk on their phones?! I know I'm old but dang.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only pics of junk on my phone are saxophone parts and a '49 Studebaker

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    #36

    She Got This From Her Co-Worker

    She Got This From Her Co-Worker

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    Diana Burnwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was sthe same message, just backspace it

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. Don’t make it too obvious lol

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    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was actually going well until the last message

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people really say "Dam", write in2 and feel the need to insult a woman with "yh"?

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    #37

    Teen Takes Interesting Photo

    Teen Takes Interesting Photo

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    Ruben Schelstraete
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm sorry to see your teen has a physical illness.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, folks. Obviously, the photographer is the toddler from earlier. The teen took the picture up above. BP switched the pictures. Yeah, that's it.

    SEAGULL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edit: She was supposed to make this comment on the other post /jk

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    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is an accidental picture of the 2 ponytails I requested. Not taken by a child but my husband. laceykick-...b0e4fe.jpg laceykick-661fc34b0e4fe.jpg

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl, please wear a helmet when you ride! I know Western riders aren't keen on that, but it could save your life. A helmet has saved me at least twice - once when my horse fell on me then stepped on my head. That's a brilliant picture BTW! :)

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If (for the sake of argument) your *teen* takes a sexy picture of *you* and you post it, you’re a pervert.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom up? Is your teen a hobbit?

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your teen on the floor, madam?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you ask someone from Gen-Z to take pictures of you. They have all of the selfie experience and know every angle.

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    Olli Hawk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your teen the f*****g ginger bread man? Elf perhaps? Maybe a gnome?

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    #38

    From A Grown A**, Married Man I Met At The Neighborhood Pub (I’m A Straight Male)

    From A Grown A**, Married Man I Met At The Neighborhood Pub (I’m A Straight Male)

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, cause I wanna drink alcohol with you now knowing you have a thing for me lol

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I owe you a beer...and a massage...?"

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow two lame excuses for the price of one!

    #39

    The Art Of Teenage Flirting

    The Art Of Teenage Flirting

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the dictionary entry for 'awkward'

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the dating verdion of running back an forth on the dive-board. You never get anywhere and its so obvious to vitnesess that you lack both courage and finesse

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read it with a breaking voice for bonus points

    #40

    The Conversation Takes An Unexpected Detour

    The Conversation Takes An Unexpected Detour

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna make a note of these lines though, they're seduction gold

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What woman could possibly resist a request as poetically framed as 'can I see your tits"?

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy obviously has no wisdom. Teeth to tits is a mega leap. And this dude just missed the landing. 👉🏻👈🏻 yikes

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that escalated quickly

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really can't accidentally send anything to anyone anymore these days, can't you? For real I mean lol.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that this guy gets what he wants, and gets ‘removed’ 😆😂

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    #41

    Haha Yeah It Was My Friend

    Haha Yeah It Was My Friend

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    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it sound like 2 AIs are chatting?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI Sean getting knocked back makes this even more pathetic

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    #42

    Sooo Which Is It

    Sooo Which Is It

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    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG you had it there, she/he wanted to talk and you messed it up

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those awkwardly placed haha's are rounding it up perfectly lol

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to talk to you but I didnt mean to talk to you and now Im talking to you I dont know how to talk to you, it was friend talking to you

    #43

    Tinder Adventures

    Tinder Adventures

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    #44

    Jimmy's Putting The Moves On The Ladies ;)

    Jimmy's Putting The Moves On The Ladies ;)

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    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That was my other friend... Do you want to go on a date with me instead?" Repeat until she says yes, a perfect recipe on how to get a date.

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. Can someone slap him for me

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would go black Friday shopping on a date?

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I perfectly understood his move until the second “would you go out with me?” She thought it was him the first time dude

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably has ten friends with him who will also grab his phone and send similar messages until she breaks down and says yes.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those awkward haha's are the dead give-away, again and again and again.

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    #45

    You’re Making It Worse. Just Stop

    You’re Making It Worse. Just Stop

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me finish this msg stream: Oh no I just waved again! 🤣🤣🤭🤭 Oh I didnt mean to. Im just so shy and cute. Please ignore that. No really. Turn away in case I accidentally awkward wave again. Then I'll just DIE of shame! oh no I feel another wave coming....😅😅😅

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro he’s the one making it awkward

    #46

    Guy “Accidentally” Send Me A Video Of His D**k

    Guy “Accidentally” Send Me A Video Of His D**k

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    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing sorry like that makes me want to hurl.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re only ‘sorry’ after they’ve been told ‘no’..

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why oh why do guys think us girls want photos of their d***s? Well guys WE DONT!!!!

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't girls start rating di** pics...like, oh, that's a 3.7 but maybe I have to check with my friends... And how on earth does it make sending a di** pic better if it was "just" meant for another woman?!? Apart from harrassment, it shows that the person has no issue whatsoever with sending a digital pic out, beyond control, to be shared and posted.

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a pretty mature reaction tho

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to say “ oh god what happened ? :/ I’ve never seen one that looked like that before:( were you in an accident or were you born like that ? “

    #47

    Dude Just Sent Me A D**k Pic. When I Call Him Out For It, He Deletes It. My First Ever D**k Pic, And I Never Want To See Another One

    Dude Just Sent Me A D**k Pic. When I Call Him Out For It, He Deletes It. My First Ever D**k Pic, And I Never Want To See Another One

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why he curve 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically speaking that just means the swell tissue doesn't have equal density and length on each side. Practically speaking ... It's probably bowing down because it is disappointed in his actions.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously guys. Stop sending us d**k pics.

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for the record: Guys, don’t worry if yours curves, it’s down to unequal tissue density and it’s just one of those things. Some of us ladies aren’t perfectly straight inside and it feels amazing when we find some who curves the same as us. And also for the record: we don’t want a pic of it. Ever.

    #48

    Well, We've All Been There!

    Well, We've All Been There!

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    Diana Burnwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why's it in a Charles cheese box? Either you keep pizza boxes, or you ate the pizza that was meant to be delivered

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can't get that picture out of my mind of someone keeping old pizza boxes for weeks ans serving fresh home-made pizza in them...eeewwwww

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has ever said chuck e cheese pizza was good

    GrowingThruConcrete
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just seems like a young person who needs encouragement from the older adults in his/her life. Probably has been missing this validation so long he/she doesn't know how to ask. You did great on that pizza friend! It looks yummy!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tf is that. Pineapple is fine but are those BANANAS? Seriously what are they

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says nobody who's eaten at chuck e cheese.

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they pretend to forget the birthdays too.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    managing to call the delivery service almost qualifies as cooking for some

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    #49

    It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down

    It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit awkward, but also cute. Better than d ick pics anytime

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk...if a guy sent this to a woman (without any pics), I'm not sure if it'd be cute.

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised she didn't "accidently" include nudes if we're doing this the other way around.

    #51

    This Dude Stopped Talking To This Girl, Then Got These Texts From Her

    This Dude Stopped Talking To This Girl, Then Got These Texts From Her

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's quite right...can't even trust her with sending messages to the right number.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old "accidental text on purpose" routine.

    #52

    Another "Wrong Person" Text From A Married Neighbor

    Another "Wrong Person" Text From A Married Neighbor

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    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joking? Come on, you can come up with a better "excuse"

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    #53

    They Think Im Stupid, Apparently.😭

    They Think Im Stupid, Apparently.😭

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such an old trick. What makes them think that people will fall for it

    #54

    Sorry My Friend Made This Ad, Nobody At The Company Knew What It Meant Lol

    Sorry My Friend Made This Ad, Nobody At The Company Knew What It Meant Lol

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    Lori
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I subscribe to BarkBox and they do these type of ads frequently. Based on the "Dear Shelby," I assume it was someone got bent out of shape about the ad and submitted a complaint. I've known this company for years, they don't hide their goofy antics lol

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the ads they do are great, right now they have a promo related to April 20th.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it's not a bad AD, I find it funny

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "we didn't know what 69 meant! So let's just say, save money doggie style!"

    Miryaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let dogs 69 if they want! Racist! 😂🐕

    #55

    Connor Strikes Again!

    Connor Strikes Again!

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    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "On accident" is more common/acceptable among younger speakers of American English (under about 40?) than it is among older speakers. It's also more common in certain regional dialects. It's considered non-standard, but note that "non-standard" doesn't mean "incorrect" - it's correct in the dialects/speech communities that use it (just not considered correct in Standard American English, which is but one dialect of AmE). There's also some evidence (when you look at usage examples) that suggests that "on accident" is especially common when "on purpose" also occurs in the sentence

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    #56

    Their Housemate Was On Their Goodreads?

    Their Housemate Was On Their Goodreads?

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can edit it, why not delete it?

    Jeroen de Wijn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His books bring out the worst in people. It's like Twilight or 50 shades all over. Not saying he writes like that, but his fans are equally rabid and cringy.

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    #57

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    Cathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one seems genuine...

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The autocorrect can mess up very similar words, yeah, this can happen. Last thing it did for me was morphing Vegeta (the Dragonball Character) into Viagra, which made the entire conversation a bit ... confusing. But funny!

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    Ovata Acronicta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried to swipe this for fun. I got thrift, but I could see an errant swiping leading to something else - more likely to get "thought," in my case. Kinda on the fence here.

    #58

    My Doordasher From Last Night

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually looks genuine

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar to me once. My ex was taking an early morning flight so I was up around 3 in the morning and chatting with him. I used to work in a 24*7 project. The team that works late night was discussing something in the group chat. I saw new messages and open it to read. Accidentally sent 'i miss you ' to the office group. I deleted it immediately but few colleagues read it. My secret love story was no longer a secret

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    Bored Trash Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea, sometimes ones like these seem legit. I have accidently sent a few texts to the wrong people before when I am texting more than one person or don't double check who i click on.

    #59

    How Embarrassing 😱

    How Embarrassing 😱

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two are most likely stupid kids again

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