This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person? Or maybe said the wrong thing? We've probably all done that at least once in our lives. But have you ever lied and given the good ol' "Oops, wasn't me" or "Sorry, my friend took my phone, lol" excuse?
Today, we're featuring a subreddit dedicated to people who said or did incredibly cringeworthy things and then backpedaled by saying "Just kidding." It's the r/OopsDidn'tMeanTo community. The problem? It's pretty obvious these people did or said the awkward thing deliberately. That's why the lie only makes it worse. We've collected the best, or rather the cringiest, screenshots that its members ever came across. So let us know your favorites by upvoting them, and check out our previous feature about the subreddit!
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Tinder Is A Goldmine
Do guys really try this s**t? That is pathetic and hilarious... No, wait, it's sad. Really, really sad.
I think we call them pedophiles now. Try to keep up.
Load More Replies...Ugh. Reminds me of being at the pool in junior high and some guy staring down the top of my swim suit while telling me I was really pretty. I don't think I've gone to a public pool since that trauma.
totally off topic but I live near that beach and (when it’s not super crowded) it’s beautiful
What Is The Point Even?
Sometimes your biggest supporter is you. You’re probably wrong about whatever it is. But at least you feel supported.
I had some trans buddies say that they didn't believe that anyone who claimed they were a boy and then dressed up in high heels and a revealing dress were actually trans...And before you say this was fake, this was in a mental hospital and one of them had a personality disorder, the other was suicidal and had a lot of issues of being forced to wear feminine clothes due to their parents not bringing anything. That was the first time I was ever exposed to that sort of thing.
Load More Replies...My opinion, but guys in dresses look great! All of 'em, feminine and androgynous styles, trans and cis!
Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show! That selfconfidence is just sexy.
Load More Replies...once people were being jerks to me online, so I logged out and yelled at them as anonymous. I was so lonely, I roleplayed as my own friend and WON!
I'm agender and I look like a female, but I'm still agender. I have long hair, a manly face, I wear a lot of bright colours (mostly lilac), I have hairy legs, but no one cares. Im me. I'm still agender.
You know the famous sarcastic quip "If it's on the Internet, it must be true"? It applies pretty well in this context as well, don't you think? Since its inception, the Internet has been a breeding ground for deception, fake identities, and imaginary friends. Alright, that last one might just be me projecting, but I was hurt that my real best friend didn't want to be friends anymore, okay?
We tend to lie online less in spaces where the people we know might hold us accountable. On sites like Facebook, Twitter (X), or Instagram, where our followers are mostly our friends. Social media platforms for professionals like LinkedIn are actually better in that regard than, say, paper resumes.
Excuse After Sending The Usual Pic
It is sooooooo beyond me why guys think that their weenies are even remotely pretty to look at. They could have made that part a bit more appealing.
How on earth can a guy think that sending unsolicited d1ck pics will get a positive response from the recipient? It boggles the female mind...
"I don't know why you would be taking pictures of your own weenie and admiring them unless you are having some sort of medical problems. For size issues, I recommend a plastic surgeon. For skin issues, like weird warts and bumps, maybe a dermatologist? For urination issues, definitely a urologist. Definitely a full STD screening, too. Tell you what, I'll ask around and let people know you are worried about your wee w***y winkie and see if anybody has recommendations on a free clinic for the STDs and some info on which doctor you should go to."
Cause I thought it was a snapping turtle... :)
Load More Replies..."sayes" infuriates me as much as his d**k pick.
Load More Replies...My First Unsolicited D**k Pic
I just empty my bowels and send a pic of that. They never want to contact me again.
Load More Replies...Police wont do anything. Wish they would, but they won’t and didn’t for the creep who texted my daughter.
They totally should thoo. It's, like, sexual harassment, punishment is needed for the offender. That creep needs to be, like, permanently labeled as a sex offender! I'm sorry that happened to you and your daughter.
Load More Replies...Whoops!
Ok, but even if it was true wouldn't that be kind of creepy and stalkerish? "Hey pervert who took my photos, can you send them to me so I can post them online? Here's my contact details" 😂
It's kinda dangerous to post this lie too, because some idiot dude will assume that women want some rando to take their photo at the beach. "But, but, but...you love the attention really. It's a compliment" [insert vomit emoji here]
Load More Replies...Oh I‘ve seen these before. Still funny. Women do know how to sit SO comfortably while looking gorgeous in a model pose. I ALWAYS sit like that! It‘s just SO natural for me. I don‘t know how to sit on the beach any other way!
You just need to make sure you do it at sunset. That makes all the difference to the comfort factor 😄
Load More Replies...Yeah and I would totally not get enraged at a random person taking bikini photos of me /s
You don’t need to make up a fake story to justify posting photos of yourself. Posting photos of yourself is fine, it’s the fake story that makes it cringy.
Jeff Hancock, a professor of communication and the founding director of the Stanford Social Media Lab, says that we lead a kind of double life online. He calls it our "inside world" and our "outside world" respectively. Our "inside world" is the immediate circle that we communicate with online: family, friends, colleagues – the people we know.
Our "outside world" is all the accounts and people that we see but don't know personally. That includes posts from strangers, news articles, and comments on any social media platform. Anonymous or not, we're not familiar with these people on a personal level, so they are, essentially, outside our "bubble."
This Is Just So Awkward To Read
If you just stay silent people will start to backtrack it’s so funny lmao
This is actually kind of sweet. He admits it. Good plot twist. Fun story to tell and show friends also
The Farthest Stretch I've Ever Seen
I think that’s the point of this article XD
Load More Replies...also it wasn't me. My sister just fooled around with my phone... and my dog accidentally unlocked it with his paw and also it was just autocorrect. Edit after reading all entries: seems like I predicted the entire post
I accidentally picked my MIL Instead of my wife (the 2 people I text the most) and said "good morning baby". She texts back "good morning g to you too handsome. How are we gonna break the news to Sarah?"
Nice that you have an MIL with a sense of humor and a good relationship with her
Load More Replies...For his next trick, he'll send a picture of his d!ck and claim one of his balls hit the camera button after getting out of the shower.
Exactly! The lie is so much more effort, and pointless to boot. I can't fathom why somebody would waste energy on that.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the time I was playing with and talking to my cat and she swatted my phone and accidentally called my boss. I panicked and said on the phone “Sorry, my cat called you!” >.<
I was on a conference call yesterday. As I mostly just listen half-heartedly, I had the phone on speaker. I laid it on my walker while I had lunch. Audi jumped up on the walker to supervise me while I ate. He realized voices were coming from the phone. He's noticed before that he can make things move onscreen from batting at the phone. He hung up my call!
Load More Replies...I Think You Proved Your Point
Well, the article is titled “This Online Group Showcases People Who Pretend They Didn’t Deliberately Do Something”… so I imagine yes, it’s staged.
Load More Replies...That's what I say to telemarketers that text me...they like "how can I get you to work with us?" and I reply "send nudes"....I never get any, guess they don't want to work with me :(
It doesn't actually prove anything. Back in the day, I'd never ask for nudes, but if you asked me if I wanted them, why would I refuse?
Hancock says that we tend to communicate more honestly with the people in our "inside world." "Those messages are recorded and come from people that we will have future interactions with," he says. "We don't want a reputation as a liar, and it's easier in some ways to get caught in a lie online." He also says that this is one of people's greatest fears – being perceived as a liar.
Amazing How Life Works!
"I tripped and fell..." excuse. A certain portion of the population has been using this one for centuries.
Isn't this simply someone doing a parody of all those "oops" cases? Seems to me like they're making fun of the idea.
Yep, there are many post that are / might be mocking the trend, but at the end of the day who knows.
Load More Replies...I hope that the person with the camera got out of the pool in time.
Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey
the original sentence was "I absolutely respect your boundaries and think you are a descent woman"
Load More Replies...The only thing my autocorrect ever does for me is giving me a lot of "ducks" I don't want.
So you added the words "wanna" and "nakey" to your dictionary and then typed something innocent and that came up? The duck you did.
Completely Accidental!!!
I think we have a bunch of 200 year old redwoods out back, lemme check but should be able to do you right mate
Please make sure it's not just any 200 year old redwood but also a "mature replica" tree. No time to deal with goofy immature trees.
Load More Replies...Councils and developers are so far inside each others rear ends it sickens me. I worked for a Company in Worthing UK that had a beautiful Oak tree in the drive. Sold the building and land, council and developers, Oh don't worry we'll intergrade the tree into our plans. Yeah Bu##s#it, I believe they suddenly found some previously unknown disease in the tree. Down it came.
But then how are they going to replace the 200 year old redwood they find to use as a replacement? I'm pretty sure there are none available that won't be missed if they disappear.
There's a lot more leeway when communicating with the "outside world." Whether we're anonymous or not, we're much less likely to engage in an online conversation with these people again. Take the comments section, for example: even if you're commenting with your name and picture, what is the likelihood that you'll ever see the person you've just responded to somewhere else again?
Her 4 Year Old Took This Photo
Drascilla? Did she have a baby with Dracula? Can't be, kid wouldn't be able to bask in sunlight. Oh well, at least she "knows" how to take good pictures XP
Maybe she was a Buffy fan, but didn't want to make it obvious.
Load More Replies...1. It’s possible that a 4yo took this picture. 2. It’s unlikely the 4yo did it on her own without being instructed 3.what a hell of a name is that? People are out of their minds!
It could be that this is from a different country and their names are different.
Load More Replies...Ugh, she's from 90 day fiance...I can't not recognize that kids name🤢🤮
LOL... I looked her up... If that's her, let's say the kid has much better photography talents than anyone whose picture ended up in my Google feed.
Load More Replies...We could assume that maybe the kid climbed onto a rock or something but that just feels like doing mental gymnastics
Load More Replies...Isn't she humble and natural? Like, not posing, not thinking about post-ability, just being herself. Supposedly.
Load More Replies...I can hear the little 4 year old voice: "Now coy! Now sassy! Now vulnerable! Work it, Mommy!"
My Ex...forgetting He Has A New GF At Bar Close
I feel like replying wrong person wld work for this one too.
Or for work. 'Can you come into work today?' 'wrong person
Load More Replies...Dont Open It!
Any guesses ladies and gents and theys? No extra points if you guess d**k pick on the first try.
What if I guess assless chaps first and d**k pic second? How many points do I get?
Load More Replies...I have a friend who was consensually sending nudes to his girlfriend at the time, and he mistakenly sent them to a colleague (it was with Skype, and they had a similar name). He was devastated and ashamed for YEARS. He told me about this incident many years later, when he finally got over the shame he felt. I actually believe him, he's a very smart and respectful person.
It does happen, infrequently but yes it certainly does😔
Load More Replies...I looked and it was a little Quail! shuttersto...f28pwh.jpg
/jk! 🙃
Hancock notes that this logic doesn’t only apply to personal communications. "These lies include sock puppets [false identities], follower factories, purchased likes, propaganda bots, and fake news," he explains. "So, the degree to which we can trust messages online is really the degree to which you know the source."
He Sent A D**k Pic To A Woman Who Has Never Spoken To Him Before
It's like a masterclass in how to make things worse as comprehensively and efficiently as possible
Load More Replies...Does this really happen? Were these boys raised in a cave? "Me ShOw GiRl PePe! PePe MaKe GiRl FaLl In LoVe! I aIn'T nO sImP!"
Actually, she accidently took these picture from the other room while I was using the bathroom.
Load More Replies...So... You allowed a (presumably) child, to view a picture of your d**k??? Shoot dude, even your made up excuses make you come across as someone that needs to be on a register.
Asking as a guy, is it common for men to just have d**k pics on their phone?
As a cis woman, I would also like to know the answer to this.
Load More Replies...Of Course
It's a lovely picture! A shame she had to wreck it with false humility :( just OWN your good selfies people!
Her eyelashes kinda look like spiders getting ready to crawl on her eyelids if you stare at them long enough.
Load More Replies...What is wrong with admitting that you deliberately took a good picture of yourself? There is nothing wrong with that.
I have accidentally taken pictures of myself. One I didn't hate and posted it. A bunch of people accused me of lying. No seriously was using camera on my phone, I put the phone in my purse, as my Uber driver showed up, it snapped a decent picture. I'm not saying I looked perfect, I just didn't hate it.
My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs
It’s an old stand-up comedian opening joke/routine. “Germs” as a “humorous” replacement for “gentlemen” in “Ladies and gentlemen…”
Load More Replies...Actually I could see this one being totally legit. I know people who would do this.
Yep, I was texting my crush and my sister reached over my shoulder and hearted one of his messages when he said he was sad we weren’t going to see him for a couple weeks. We were on vacation. It was a cute message, but YOU DON’T HEART YOUR CRUSH’S MESSAGES
Load More Replies...Most people would probably say that people tend to lie most on their dating profiles. In 2017, Kaspersky Lab and B2B International researched the behaviors of people in the online dating scene. 57% admitted to lying about their names, marital status, appearance, or location. In his research, Hancock also found that people tend to lie when they wish to appear more attractive to the other person and when making up excuses as to why they don't want to meet.
Toddler Knows How To Promote His Mom On Social Media
Do people really think and talk like this? If yes, what's wrong with them?
The people of LinkedIn talk like this. Don't know if they're real or generated by AI.
Load More Replies...My toddler only takes pictures where you can see up her nose, but hey, what do I know
Ever picture my toddler has ever taken of me is either terrible, incredibly unflattering, or an action shot of me closing the door from the toilet saying "get out of here"
The capitalism gene is strong with this one ... this sounds like jibberish.
Buzzwords and high energy language to try to hide the pile of BS she is shoveling
Load More Replies...And back, neck and shoulder problems if that's how she works lol
Load More Replies...Why do you even have to justify your pictures with a lie? No need to say anything. If they think you're posing, let them think it. Beats you trying to false it up and confirm that you are!
She even made time to make a stronger bench for her bigger friends. What a gal!
My Mom Tried Hiring Him. He Did Not Get The Job
You're* If you feel the need to be a pervert, at least do it with proper grammar
This person let that line marinate for two days before trying to excuse it away...
Frankly, that is the reason I believe this guy was legit when he said someone was playing with his phone. He clicks their name to ask this work related question and finds these messages.
Load More Replies...Had a plasterer recently, message me, before he visited, I said I hope you like cats, he said I love pussy 🙄
No one one would say "to speak with me" if it were personal. This person is a moron.
He Sent D**k Pics To A Random Bunch Of Girls
Dear men we do NOT want to see a picture of your dîck. Signed every woman in the world
I wish I could upvote this a million times!!!!!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...oh my god, this happened to me a while back, like 2 months ago. i am on several group chats of the same purpose, so some of us know each other in several groups, there are two particular dudes on each group chats that are always acting weird, never sends anything and if they do its some weird thing. everybody ignored. then randomly, i see a view once image on group chat i owned, clicked and lo and behold it was a tiny weenie, immediately this dude gets removed from the group chat, next day on another group chat, he sent the same thing, he gets removed on more than 2 of the group chats i am a member of. the other dude did the same. everybody is talking about how they have been traumatized with such obscene pictures (we all mostly females between the ages of 12 and 20, so you can guess how traumatized we were), surprisingly some of the other male members were defending him, saying he's already apologized and wondering why we were all still stuck on it, some got removed
I’ve ended up with more than 60 digital cameras (IP cams, $15 drones, old phones, tablets, and several actual cameras) over the past 25 years, and … I’ve never taken a picture of my junk.
"Why don't you believe me?" Because you're a lying sack of burning feces.
I had a former co worker who was drunk and sent me a picture of her guy she had over to me one time. She was trying to send it to her mother. Another time some strange women send me pictures of them in skimpy outfits. They were trying to send pictures to a male friend.
Hancock says that the most interesting aspect of this research is that it's not the technology that makes people lie. The apps and social media platforms are just tools for people to do that. "It's easy to forget, but (most) people lie for a reason, and simply because a person is using a phone or a computer or a tablet to communicate doesn't make them more or less likely to lie," he explained. "Technology, much like deception itself, simply becomes a tool for accomplishing those goals."
Oops, Went Out In A Unicorn Costume By Mistake Xd
What a weirdo. Everybody knows that regular unicorns do NOT have wings.
Maybe they don't know their unicorn from their Pegasus
Load More Replies..."Forgot" about the onesie (and the wings, because they're comfortable to lounge in /s), but remembered to take someone who can snap some pics of the "forgotten" onesie...
Pervy Mcpervface Tried Using The Oldest Trick In The Book
Amazing the number of people in this thread who supposedly just leave their unlocked phone lying around for someone else to pick it up and use it...
"would be a 7 if you could show ***US*** your fúcking boobs" who tf is us?
The further down this list I go, the more shame and disappointment I feel for my fellow "men" ... if you're one of these pathetic losers, please get help!
It honestly makes it so much worse that they do this. Cause it’s obvious they know it isn’t okay. Otherwise, why play it off when someone says no. 🤦🏼♀️
This Followed A Video Of Her Playing An Out Of Tune Bass Guitar And Singing Green Day. Before The Green Day Video Was Your Typical Thirst Trap, Booty Short Wearing, Squats In The Gym Ig Story
When my nephew accidentally posts something that we don't want to, we delete it.
Ugh. The puppy eye emoji as she begs for compliments just makes it even more disgustingly sad.
These posts blaming children are even sadder. Own up to your own bad decision and judgement.
Why yes, officer, I opened up my gallery of self porn and gave it to my toddler to share with my entire contact list. Accidentally. Well, my friend did. What were we talking about?
Keith Campbell, professor of the behavioral and brain sciences program at the University of Georgia, who researches the link between narcissism and social media, says that what we often refer to as narcissistic behavior online might just be people wanting to experience positive self-expression. "There's a little bit of bias about this behavior online, but it's really just putting your best foot forward, the same way you would if you were meeting someone at a party for the first time or going on a first date," Campbell said.
I Was Sleeping?
Why don't you reply already when I am leaving you alone so much already?!? (Excuse me for a second, gotta go puke)
I got one like this from my beother who is a manipulative piece of sh1t. There's too much to go into but the final straw was this. The message said "hi I'm a nurse at the hospital. This person has been in an accident and we need to contact you as soon as possible". I rang the phone and my brother answered. He wasn't in the hospital. He claimed that his phone must have been hacked as he couldn't have sent that message because he was talking to someone on a call and he hung up because I called him. I read him the riot act and blocked him. It has been a lovely peaceful year since and I have no intention of ever speaking to him again.
Brian Strikes Again!
If, by "shame" you mean "brains," I totally agree.
Load More Replies...Just how many of you non-perverts actually switch phones with a friend? How many just allow casual use of their phone by others?
He Sent Me The Video Literally Almost Two Years After We Went On One (1) Singular Date Where He Spoke A Total Of 20 Words To Me. Not So Shy After All
In utopia, AI could train those f***g males how to interact with real women decently...utopia.
To me it’s not even about how high a given woman’s sex drive is. Lots of women have high sex drives. But very few (if any) women would be like, oh, sweet, an unsolicited pic of this rando’s junk. Take me, please!! Edit: typo
Load More Replies...So, why do people do it? Why do they lie online, even if, sometimes, it's obvious that their claims are fake? The answer is it's all about boosting self-esteem or your brand. Most times, like in the examples in this list, it's pretty harmless. However, there have been cases where influencers took their lies way over the line.
This Random Guy On Facebook
have a really nasty ex, gaslighting, spread lies about to make everyone hate me turned our oldest son into a dangerous offender and he did take my phone without my knowledge to send messages to random ppl to see how they would react. once he got me fired , because he wanted a screenshot of all the numbers on my phone, the only contacts I had were coworkers and ppkl I was staying in the battered shelter, he sent lewd pictures of me to the numbers to see if someone would react other than how they did. loved that job.
Just A Dare
Dude!!!!! You had a 'IDK', that could have gone either way, but then you just f****d it up!
I think this is just a guy(teen?) who maybe a bit awkward and took the idk as a rejection, so tried to play it off like it wasn't even his idea to ask the other person. I think lack of experience and confidence made him mildly panic and launch into self-preservation mode, which basically nuked the whole thing. I don't think this one is like the others. This wasn't BS to cover up some icky, gross behavior; it was a kid trying to salvage his pride after immediately assuming rejection and being embarrassed.
Because That’s What Girls Do
Slightly weird from blue too. He seems more bothered by the disrespect to himself than the main problem of unsolicited nudes
I took it as meaning disrespect to both of them cause he said don’t send that to my girl but the “while she’s with me” part is definitely odd lol so it’s ok if she’s not with him or?
Load More Replies...A random girl took pictures of her d**k with your phone and sent them around? 🤔
Hey mate, sorry, didn't know. Will you do me a favor? Lemme know when you're not around then.
"Crazy girl". He's the crazy girl. Although, it does seem odd that he'd send d**k pics to his friend's girlfriend, especially if he's not known for actions that destroy his friendships. If my partner received nudes from a friend, I'd wonder if there was something wrong with my friend or if my partner and friend were crossing some boundaries.
A year ago, in April of 2023, bakery owner Kylie Allen complained about a rude customer. Internet sleuths soon came a-knocking and discovered that she lied about the supposed altercation. Turns out, the customer was right, as the picture on Allen's website was misleading. Netizens retaliated by flooding her bakery's Yelp page with negative reviews and made fun of her on TikTok relentlessly for weeks. A true example that even lying in the "outside world" has consequences.
Sure Buddy
I always think it's funny when people stretch a word out for emphasis by repeating the silent E at the end
Bit Of An Overreaction
What?? It was her friend now? Does she really what to be a that low Kate?
That Damn Colleen Is Always Doing Stuff Like This!
He got rejected so he pretended someone else sent the message. Then he pretended that he was repulsed by the person he just propositioned.
Load More Replies...Seems Plausible
D*ugs? D*ldos? D*cks? Demons? Dorritos? Daiquiris? Damn those BP censors strike again. We’ll never know
‘Dogs’ would be cool, but that takes a big purse ☺️
Load More Replies...At first, I thought it said D***s, then I thought it said D***s, but then I realized that it was saying D***s all along! Or maybe it was D***s...? Wait...
I'm pretty sure this is Dr u g s but it is pathetic that we have to guess. The censoring is so stupid.
"Accidentally" Sent A D*ck Pic.. 🙄🤦🏼♀️
I agree. I would have squeezed the word "eyesore" in there somewhere too. Why do guys think that their d**k picks are eyecandy?
Load More Replies...I accidentally unlocked my phone and opened the message app and clicked on you and selected send photo and scrolled through my gallery to my junk and sent it, while unlocking my door and dropping s**t. You know, like what happens all the time
Why do so many guys have pics of their junk on their phones?! I know I'm old but dang.
The only pics of junk on my phone are saxophone parts and a '49 Studebaker
Load More Replies...She Got This From Her Co-Worker
Do people really say "Dam", write in2 and feel the need to insult a woman with "yh"?
Teen Takes Interesting Photo
Come on, folks. Obviously, the photographer is the toddler from earlier. The teen took the picture up above. BP switched the pictures. Yeah, that's it.
Edit: She was supposed to make this comment on the other post /jk
Load More Replies...THIS is an accidental picture of the 2 ponytails I requested. Not taken by a child but my husband. laceykick-...b0e4fe.jpg
Girl, please wear a helmet when you ride! I know Western riders aren't keen on that, but it could save your life. A helmet has saved me at least twice - once when my horse fell on me then stepped on my head. That's a brilliant picture BTW! :)
Load More Replies...If (for the sake of argument) your *teen* takes a sexy picture of *you* and you post it, you’re a pervert.
This is what happens when you ask someone from Gen-Z to take pictures of you. They have all of the selfie experience and know every angle.
Load More Replies...From A Grown A**, Married Man I Met At The Neighborhood Pub (I’m A Straight Male)
Yea, cause I wanna drink alcohol with you now knowing you have a thing for me lol
The Art Of Teenage Flirting
The Conversation Takes An Unexpected Detour
What woman could possibly resist a request as poetically framed as 'can I see your tits"?
Load More Replies...This guy obviously has no wisdom. Teeth to tits is a mega leap. And this dude just missed the landing. 👉🏻👈🏻 yikes
Teeth and tits both have two t's. There's the connection!
Load More Replies...You really can't accidentally send anything to anyone anymore these days, can't you? For real I mean lol.
Haha Yeah It Was My Friend
AI Sean getting knocked back makes this even more pathetic
Load More Replies...Sooo Which Is It
Those awkwardly placed haha's are rounding it up perfectly lol
Load More Replies...Tinder Adventures
Jimmy's Putting The Moves On The Ladies ;)
"That was my other friend... Do you want to go on a date with me instead?" Repeat until she says yes, a perfect recipe on how to get a date.
Tbh I perfectly understood his move until the second “would you go out with me?” She thought it was him the first time dude
He probably has ten friends with him who will also grab his phone and send similar messages until she breaks down and says yes.
Those awkward haha's are the dead give-away, again and again and again.
You’re Making It Worse. Just Stop
Guy “Accidentally” Send Me A Video Of His D**k
They’re only ‘sorry’ after they’ve been told ‘no’..
Load More Replies...Why oh why do guys think us girls want photos of their d***s? Well guys WE DONT!!!!
Why don't girls start rating di** pics...like, oh, that's a 3.7 but maybe I have to check with my friends... And how on earth does it make sending a di** pic better if it was "just" meant for another woman?!? Apart from harrassment, it shows that the person has no issue whatsoever with sending a digital pic out, beyond control, to be shared and posted.
I would have to say “ oh god what happened ? :/ I’ve never seen one that looked like that before:( were you in an accident or were you born like that ? “
Dude Just Sent Me A D**k Pic. When I Call Him Out For It, He Deletes It. My First Ever D**k Pic, And I Never Want To See Another One
Technically speaking that just means the swell tissue doesn't have equal density and length on each side. Practically speaking ... It's probably bowing down because it is disappointed in his actions.
Load More Replies...Just for the record: Guys, don’t worry if yours curves, it’s down to unequal tissue density and it’s just one of those things. Some of us ladies aren’t perfectly straight inside and it feels amazing when we find some who curves the same as us. And also for the record: we don’t want a pic of it. Ever.
Well, We've All Been There!
Then why's it in a Charles cheese box? Either you keep pizza boxes, or you ate the pizza that was meant to be delivered
Now I can't get that picture out of my mind of someone keeping old pizza boxes for weeks ans serving fresh home-made pizza in them...eeewwwww
Load More Replies...This just seems like a young person who needs encouragement from the older adults in his/her life. Probably has been missing this validation so long he/she doesn't know how to ask. You did great on that pizza friend! It looks yummy!
Tf is that. Pineapple is fine but are those BANANAS? Seriously what are they
managing to call the delivery service almost qualifies as cooking for some
It Was Over A Month Since We Talked And I Had Previously Already Turned Her Down
That's a bit awkward, but also cute. Better than d ick pics anytime
Idk...if a guy sent this to a woman (without any pics), I'm not sure if it'd be cute.
Load More Replies...Surprised she didn't "accidently" include nudes if we're doing this the other way around.
Cover Your Bases Before You Post
This Dude Stopped Talking To This Girl, Then Got These Texts From Her
He's quite right...can't even trust her with sending messages to the right number.
Another "Wrong Person" Text From A Married Neighbor
They Think Im Stupid, Apparently.😭
This is such an old trick. What makes them think that people will fall for it
Sorry My Friend Made This Ad, Nobody At The Company Knew What It Meant Lol
I subscribe to BarkBox and they do these type of ads frequently. Based on the "Dear Shelby," I assume it was someone got bent out of shape about the ad and submitted a complaint. I've known this company for years, they don't hide their goofy antics lol
I think the ads they do are great, right now they have a promo related to April 20th.
Load More Replies..."we didn't know what 69 meant! So let's just say, save money doggie style!"
Connor Strikes Again!
"On accident" is more common/acceptable among younger speakers of American English (under about 40?) than it is among older speakers. It's also more common in certain regional dialects. It's considered non-standard, but note that "non-standard" doesn't mean "incorrect" - it's correct in the dialects/speech communities that use it (just not considered correct in Standard American English, which is but one dialect of AmE). There's also some evidence (when you look at usage examples) that suggests that "on accident" is especially common when "on purpose" also occurs in the sentence
Load More Replies...Their Housemate Was On Their Goodreads?
His books bring out the worst in people. It's like Twilight or 50 shades all over. Not saying he writes like that, but his fans are equally rabid and cringy.
Whoops
The autocorrect can mess up very similar words, yeah, this can happen. Last thing it did for me was morphing Vegeta (the Dragonball Character) into Viagra, which made the entire conversation a bit ... confusing. But funny!
Load More Replies...I just tried to swipe this for fun. I got thrift, but I could see an errant swiping leading to something else - more likely to get "thought," in my case. Kinda on the fence here.
My Doordasher From Last Night
Something similar to me once. My ex was taking an early morning flight so I was up around 3 in the morning and chatting with him. I used to work in a 24*7 project. The team that works late night was discussing something in the group chat. I saw new messages and open it to read. Accidentally sent 'i miss you ' to the office group. I deleted it immediately but few colleagues read it. My secret love story was no longer a secret
Load More Replies...yea, sometimes ones like these seem legit. I have accidently sent a few texts to the wrong people before when I am texting more than one person or don't double check who i click on.
How Embarrassing 😱
T- that's not actually dream. It's just a fan account
Load More Replies...Oops‼️
Once again guys... please stop sending d**k pics to us girls. We actually don't want to see that s**t, it does not make us want to sleep with you. Instead we are most likely to have a laugh and show all our friends
Yes guys, please STOP sending d**k pics unless it's explicitly asked for! It's not cute, sexy or fun. It's no different from some random creep pulling out his d**k to flash someone in public. People rightly get arrested for that s**t. If you get a thrill from exposing yourself to unwilling recipients, then you're a f*****g creep. And personally, as far as appendages go, a d**k isn't even in my top ten that I enjoy looking at.
Load More Replies...They are finally bringing in a law here that make it illegal to send them unsolicited 🙌
Load More Replies...Why is the number one excuse always "sorry -insert person- stole my phone". NO ONE is gonna fall for that
PSA: get control of your phones, people! Sounds like there's an epidemic of people passing around their personal devices that control communication, financial and other sensitive info. Silly Billies.
Load More Replies...People need to learn to spell. Those stupid *abbreviations* aren't the flex they think they are. You look dumb.
I once inserted the phrase "You have bony girl arms" into one of my sister's documents, which she duly sent on to someone without noticing.
Lots of people in these pics are extremely allergic to the REPORT button, I see.
I don't get this. I'm hard up but I'll never send nudes any time, come see me in person if you want that. Tbf online dating is a horrible place. I've had women ask for them from me after msgs and i will not ever send them.
sometimes I want to make a profile on some dating app just to see what I get and how long it takes for the incels to start in on it. I've been saving up some good burns.
Once again guys... please stop sending d**k pics to us girls. We actually don't want to see that s**t, it does not make us want to sleep with you. Instead we are most likely to have a laugh and show all our friends
Yes guys, please STOP sending d**k pics unless it's explicitly asked for! It's not cute, sexy or fun. It's no different from some random creep pulling out his d**k to flash someone in public. People rightly get arrested for that s**t. If you get a thrill from exposing yourself to unwilling recipients, then you're a f*****g creep. And personally, as far as appendages go, a d**k isn't even in my top ten that I enjoy looking at.
Load More Replies...They are finally bringing in a law here that make it illegal to send them unsolicited 🙌
Load More Replies...Why is the number one excuse always "sorry -insert person- stole my phone". NO ONE is gonna fall for that
PSA: get control of your phones, people! Sounds like there's an epidemic of people passing around their personal devices that control communication, financial and other sensitive info. Silly Billies.
Load More Replies...People need to learn to spell. Those stupid *abbreviations* aren't the flex they think they are. You look dumb.
I once inserted the phrase "You have bony girl arms" into one of my sister's documents, which she duly sent on to someone without noticing.
Lots of people in these pics are extremely allergic to the REPORT button, I see.
I don't get this. I'm hard up but I'll never send nudes any time, come see me in person if you want that. Tbf online dating is a horrible place. I've had women ask for them from me after msgs and i will not ever send them.
sometimes I want to make a profile on some dating app just to see what I get and how long it takes for the incels to start in on it. I've been saving up some good burns.
