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Far from everyone that you’ll meet online will be a polite, understanding, and upstanding member of society. What a shocker, we know! Some of the most arrogant, misogynistic, insecure people that you’ll find online are being called ‘neckbeards,’ and they spread their warped view of reality every chance they get on social media.

Just because you have an actual neckbeard or you like anime doesn’t actually make you, well, a neckbeard. However, the infamous neckbeards are stereotypically portrayed with beards on their necks, wearing fedoras, and sometimes even wielding katanas (made of steel folded 1,000,000 times, of course) while doing anime poses. But what makes neckbeards unique is their raging hatred of women, society, and themselves. To them, they’re ‘perfect’ as they are—the world is wrong, and has to adapt to their norms. And the worst of the bunch end up getting shamed on the r/justneckbeardthings subreddit.

An online community of 903k+ members, it gently pokes fun at the most toxic people you’ll meet on the interwebz. They’re loud. They have no idea how to be polite. And they’ve got the emotional range of teaspoons, with zeroes where their emotional intelligence scores should be. Scroll down for the worst neckbeards to be found online.

Bored Panda got in touch with comedy writer and author Ariane Sherine, who is an active social media user and has been on Twitter for over 13 years, to hear her take on neckbeards, how to deal with them, and whether there's any hope for guys who behave awfully on the internet and in real-life. Unfortunately, she's had to deal with a lot of nasty guys online who tried to mansplain stuff to her. Read on for the full exclusive interview and to learn why it's best not to argue with people like that.

We hope you’re not allergic to fedoras, Doritos, and Mountain Dew, dear Pandas, because things are about to get intense! And when you’re done with this list, take a peek at Bored Panda’s previous feature of ‘Just Neckbeard Things’ right over here.

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Social media pro and comedy writer Ariane, from the UK, shared with Bored Panda her take as to why neckbeards have so much arrogance and why they look down on women. 

"I think it all stems from insecurity as well as sadness and rage that women aren't interested in them. I've met lots of guys like this on Twitter and it's quite depressing to witness. I love the 'thank you for your opinion, random man' meme because it perfectly sums up their mansplaining," she told us.

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The Most High Effort Title Of All Time Yall. Geek Girls Are Valid. Neckbeards Are Not Valid

The Most High Effort Title Of All Time Yall. Geek Girls Are Valid. Neckbeards Are Not Valid

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Tarik Dursun Zorgulen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real geek here, I have the most amazing and beautiful fiancé ever who just like me works in IT. There are geek girls, and there are geeks who are not misogynistic. We respect and love each other. Coincidently I always wonder what did I do to convince her to be with me but would forever feel lucky.

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I Cant Begin To Describe How Much This Shit Gets On My Nerves

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English is not my first language, we were toght in school that the word "female" is a synonym for "women". Can someone please explain, why "female" is a bad word? Thank you in advance. :)

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Not Your Typical Neckbeard Looks-Wise, But I’m Getting The Energy

Not Your Typical Neckbeard Looks-Wise, But I’m Getting The Energy

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Ariane believes that life's far too short to argue with neckbeards online. She either mutes them or blocks them. Meanwhile, she explained what to do if rudeness and harassment turn into stalking.

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"I had a stalker online and just blocked them on every social platform until they ran out of ways to contact me. But if they're making threats then you need to contact the police," she urged people to consider contacting law enforcement if things are getting out of hand.

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As A Former Neckbeard Myself, This Is A True Story

As A Former Neckbeard Myself, This Is A True Story

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“Alpha Male”

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Ansgar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, Alphas. Those bug-ridden, not-fit-for-release-to-the-public versions of men.

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We were curious if Ariane believes there's any hope for neckbeards and how someone with awful behavior (both online and in real life) can become more aware of the impact their actions are having on everyone else.

"Sadly it's all contingent upon them taking feedback on board and becoming a nicer person in response to criticism. Few guys like this are willing to do that—they tend to be more likely to double down when confronted, especially if the person criticizing them is a woman. It's better to cut your losses and not waste your time," the comedy writer and social media expert told Bored Panda that these sorts of guys tend to get defensive and it's often not worth the effort to try and help them.

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What Neckbeards Think Is Currently Going On In Japan

What Neckbeards Think Is Currently Going On In Japan

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣🤣 It never ceases to make me laugh so hard I spit my drink out of my nose to see this type of masculine idiocracy! Sorry sir, but this woman is beautiful, and you are the obese wanna-be orca

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Founded all the way back in 2013, the ‘Just Neckbeard Things’ subreddit has carved out a sizeable niche for itself. They mock “those who adorn their necks with proud man fur,” but they know where to draw the line. There’s absolutely no tolerance for bullying or witch-hunts.

Despite the fact that someone might be an utter jerk with the social manners of a troglodyte online, they don’t deserve to be bombarded with hate. You never know if someone’s managed to turn their life around by now: they might cringe at their own posts from way back in the day as much as the screenshots make the r/justneckbeardthings community cringe. Nobody should have to stoop down to the level of neckbeards, you have to rise above that impulse.

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Excel Has Always Been A Problem For Me.

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Uncomfortable Truths: Neckbeard Edition

Uncomfortable Truths: Neckbeard Edition

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The subreddit also frowns upon content reposts, people acting like actual neckbeards, and everyone who isn’t nice to turtles. Remember folks, turtles are our friends, not food!

According to Urban Dictionary, neckbeards tend to have an inflated sense of self-worth, are extremely entitled, and feel like women ‘owe’ them attention, affection, and other things.

“The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self-confidence,” Urban Dictionary explains.

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This Ain't His First Rodeo. Taking Notes?

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Imagine Putting Those Skills To Good Use

Imagine Putting Those Skills To Good Use

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I Get Real *"If A Neckbeard Had A Girlfriend" Vibe From This Guy

I Get Real *"If A Neckbeard Had A Girlfriend" Vibe From This Guy

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Stormy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re the whiny b**ch. Your case was done with your headline. Don’t go down on me, I’ll never reciprocate, and truthfully I’d kick you to the curb the first time! Alpha my a*s! 🤣

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Well-Dressed Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understood men who think that touching a woman’s “special area” with their mouth/tongue is gross and disgusting (no matter how often the woman bathes) but they axiomatically expect all women to happily touch THEIR “special area” with our mouth/tongues and be GLAD for the opportunity, even if they only shower once a week!

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Honu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. This isn't a "whiny drama queen". Chica broke up with you and you aren't accepting it. Hopefully she's applied for the restraining order already. I've had it happen, too. I broke up with him. He kept calling and emailing. I eventually emailed back reminding him I broke up with him. Then he was mad because "I broke up with him over email." Because apparently when I told him in person that it was over, I was just mad and didn't mean it. Then it "wasn't fair" that I broke up with him. Apparently he didn't think his behavior merited a break up, so the break up was invalid. I owed it to him to stay until he did something sufficiently heinous. The fact that I didn't want to see him, talk to him, touch him, or hear his whiny voice ever again was irrelevant. He apparently knew how I was supposed to feel. How I thought I felt was wrong. I just needed to listen and surely I would realize that I didn't find him increasingly repulsive and scary. He was clearly such a Nice Guy, right?

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Jess
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. If it's "not his responsibility to get her off", he shouldn't be whining about his blue balls being ignored by her either.

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Corey Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love pleasuring my wife orally. It's the opposite of emasculating.

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Mali Holdaway
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She didn't acknowledge u because some other man was lucky enough to have his face buried in that kitty u chose to ignore. Oh looks like ur blue balls and getting urself off are now ur responsibility

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Stephanie A Mutti
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men getting advice from other men about women is a winning plan. Much like inmates giving legal advice to other inmates.

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Jason
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, YAITA. Also, maybe I don’t have a great grasp on this Alpha male thing, but would an Alpha stand outside someone’s door and wait for 7 hours for anything?

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Louise B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, it's not your thing. Just know that it's her perfect right to find a partner who isn't scary, and has a tongue that feels like Idris Elba's voice sounds. Then everyone is happy.

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Tina Smith
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Off topic, but I love the statement "has a tongue that feels like Idris Elba's voice sounds"!

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Anna Banana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As if giving a woman sexual pleasure is emasculating but standing outside her appartment for 7 hours is a total alpha behaviour?

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Aryaan Kasi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you knew that beforehand you shouldn't have had a girlfriend.

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Will I Will-Ham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't like going down on her? Maybe try give someone the head? Chances are u like that better

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Zenozenobee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's not your responsability to "get her off" guess it's not her responsability to "get you off" . Keep your balls blue and spoiler alert: it seems to me that she doesn't feel her responsability to be your gf anymore.

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Cara G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thoughts, you ask? She's been ignoring you for two weeks and you spent SEVEN HOURS outside her home with no acknowledgement from her. She broke up with you for very good reasons and your title has changed from boyfriend to stalker. Stop contacting her and reach out to a mental health professional instead before you end up in front of a judge.

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Melanie Burlock
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s a guy who doesn’t realize yet that he got taken out with the trash…

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RedRose
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True, you’re not an idiot. You’re a f*****g placenta that speaks! Go back to your D&D nights down in your grandmas basement and your advice crew can get rid of your blue balls.

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Moxie Mallahan
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would never go down on a guy unless he actually returned the favor. Many women wouldn't as well. Also I highly doubt he knows how to get her off. She probably has to fake it since we all know simply doing penetration is not even to please a woman. And finally, wouldn't giving a woman oral and giving her an orgasm, be the truly "alpha" thing? I mean what kind of "alpha" wants to brag about their woman thinking their man is horrible in bed and is not satisfied? Wouldn't it be better to brag about actually pleasing your girlfriend and being able to actually make her orgasm?

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MediumPimpin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He thinks it's beta to please a woman but alpha to keep them, how?

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Asteríx Viking
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please explain AITA what it means. I have seen it and searched but it says different things it means.

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Asteríx Viking
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, it autocorrected to AIDA when I searched. Okey, i understand what it means.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you've never seen a girl naked without telling me you've never seen a girl naked... Well. In person anyway.

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Mike
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm willing to bet that the only true part of this story is that he stalked a woman for 7 hours

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Kantami Blossom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thoughts are simple, he's a cockwomble that the lassie should dump.

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Mosheh Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, but I don't believe for one moment that this neckbeard actually has a girlfriend.

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Randolph Croft
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, performing cunnilingus is my preferred act. I find it far more intimate. Schmuck.

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Lea S.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a good, solid, dependable, equal mate ENJOYS going down on their significant other, enjoys making them feel good. Otherwise - what's the point?!

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Wednesday
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pleasuring your partner is your responsibility. If it's only about pleasuring yourself, you can do that in your parents basement with a sock and have no need of a woman.

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Ross Duncan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anyone, male or female, starts that Alpha, Beta sh*t... run. It's not even a red flag. It's a big old strobing neon sign reading... D**k alert

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Jaybird3939
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a guy, and his buddies, call themselves "Alphas", they aren't Alphas. They definitely fit the "Omega" category (idiots who are in service to Alphas).

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Connie Miller-Fender
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha. Is this a real person? If so, I see a lot of hand lotion in his future.

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An alpha male wouldn't hang outside her apartment for 7 hours. Sounds exactly what an incel would do if they ever left their mom's basement.

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Ron H.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thoughts? I think you'd rather suck your alpha buddies d*cks rather than eat p*ssy 🤦🏼‍♂️

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JP Purves
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alpha, shmalpha, OP is the entitled, hysterical, whiny drama queen here.

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Karen Lyon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thoughts: #1, TMI. #2, If you are looking on social media for validation of your sexual prowess/ "alpha maleness", you need to seek professional help. #3, If you are looking on social media for a solution for your pent-up sexual frustration, you are an idiot.

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Tom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you have never had a GF without saying you never had a GF..

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can hear the affliction t-shirt and goatee from here.

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“Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self-examination and improvement.” Usually, neckbeards believe that women should be subservient to them and they have very unrealistic expectations of what romantic relationships ‘should’ be like. In short, they want the world to laud them as people who are absolutely wonderful and worthy of love, yet they don’t take the steps to improve themselves to be worthy of that kind of stardom.

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One of the most iconic pieces of attire that neckbeards wear is the fedora. You see, they view themselves as “respectable gentlemen” though, in reality, they’re timid keyboard warriors who need to eat better, exercise more, and take better care of their lives. Ironically, they treat others the way they treat their bodies—poorly.

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This Is The Most Neck Beardiest Thing I've Seen In A While. The Second Picture Is His, Telling Her She Has A Long Way To Go

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Earlier, Bored Panda spoke about self-improvement with fitness expert and entrepreneur Jack Bly, who told us about losing weight, dieting, exercising, and living a higher quality life.

"The foods you are eating need to be high in protein and high volume in order to fill you up," he said that constantly feeling hungry will mean that you’re more likely to fall back into your bad eating and snacking habits. You have to feel full in order to progress towards your fitness goals.

According to the fitness expert, anyone who’s looking to lose a bit of weight should prioritize weightlifting. In his opinion, doing this alongside some cardio is optimal.

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No Way Is This Guy Under 30

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was... Disgusting and the most poorly hidden attempt to get a nude video as possible

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And It Shows

And It Shows

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BROOO SHOWING OTHERS YOUR PENIS IS NEVER RIGHT UNLESS YOU'RE DOING...ya know,...

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"Weight lifting is more of the 'long term fix' as when you put on muscle mass, your body burns more calories just at rest. Thus, this makes it much easier to burn fat and keep it off long term," he explained to Bored Panda.

“Get very clear on the CHOICE,” fitness expert Jack told us that the people dissatisfied with their lives have to take a good hard look at what their lives are like now, and where they want to end up in the near future.

"You can endure the pain of workouts and different eating habits OR you can endure the pain of obesity, brain fog, poor mood, early death, low energy, medical bills, and low confidence,” he was very blunt that, in his view, “it isn’t much of a choice at the end of the day."

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Even Elephants Can Be Neckbeards

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"Unlike The Average Woman"

"Unlike The Average Woman"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, in a apocalyptic futur when humanity is organised in prehistoric tribes, the game designers forgot makeup (lipstick and eyeliner...)... *facepalm* - PS: good for you the videogames haven't a "smell interface"...

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A lot of people can feel embarrassed by their past mistakes. Nobody’s perfect, and we all have to make a ton of mistakes to (hopefully) end up going down the right path. Psychologist Lee Chambers explained to Bored Panda that laughter is a powerful tool that helps us fight back against intense feelings of embarrassment, whatever the source might be.

"If the feelings are intense, try taking a few slow, deep breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth, calming your nervous system and physiological response. In a similar way to laughter, smiling can be effective in shifting your state to the positive. There are times when playing down or even ignoring the feelings can be helpful in the moment, taking the edge off, but it is important that you accept them and express them if it's something significant," the mental health expert shared with Bored Panda that it’s important for individuals to try and embrace uncomfortable feelings instead of developing the habit of running away from them.

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~ Maidenless ~ Logic: If You’re Famous You’re Going To Get Stalkers And You Deserve It.

~ Maidenless ~ Logic: If You’re Famous You’re Going To Get Stalkers And You Deserve It.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like someone doesn't understand the basic concepts of consent and respect

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How Charming

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“Be Careful Because I Will Knock” Absolutely Disgusting

“Be Careful Because I Will Knock” Absolutely Disgusting

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I would never let a dandy f*cker like you even chat me up digitally, let in person! Go on with your disgusting réparte. *fake swoon* bubble gum.

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"Because the feelings of embarrassment are generated from a past event, anything that brings you into the present moment can bring relief. Try to avoid saying sorry, as it will keep taking you back to the moment. You can even keep your biggest embarrassing moments top of mind, having reflected and realized that in hindsight, they weren't as big an issue as you felt at the time," he said.

"We can even reflect back on our blunders from the past, and with the emotion dampened, take some of the lessons and observations forward for next time we feel like we've messed up. By doing this, you will feel more courage even when the fear of embarrassment strikes, and sharing these stories will elicit others to share, quickly realizing we are not alone, and that nobody is perfect," Lee explained that being vulnerable with others about one’s mistakes and imperfections can help forge genuine connections.

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Pretty Much Sums Up Neckbeards

Pretty Much Sums Up Neckbeards

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That's Exactly How I Imagine They Think They Are Entitled To A Relationship And Sex

That's Exactly How I Imagine They Think They Are Entitled To A Relationship And Sex

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Injun Joe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I knew a guy in high school once, his nickname was Onion. And yes, he did smell like one.

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#33

This Guy Wanted His Maid To Dress Up As A Neko Maid... And Somehow Isn't A Troll

This Guy Wanted His Maid To Dress Up As A Neko Maid... And Somehow Isn't A Troll

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Barely touched her? Why would you touch her at anytime, creep.

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This Is How I Was Congratulated On My Engagement

This Is How I Was Congratulated On My Engagement

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Picture Says It All

Picture Says It All

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As if these good looking, intelligent women would look at him twice

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Don’t Normalize Healthy Relationships

Don’t Normalize Healthy Relationships

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pebs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why someone shoud be obliged to marry after 3 years of relationship?

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I Am Getting Vibes From This

I Am Getting Vibes From This

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah right. Want that female body…unless you inherit that tiny, bird bone gene, you need to work as hard as that man

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#40

This Guy Dmed Me (14f) On Insta And Then I Saw This On His Page And Blocked Him

This Guy Dmed Me (14f) On Insta And Then I Saw This On His Page And Blocked Him

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The Stupidity! It Burnsss!

The Stupidity! It Burnsss!

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Francis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes my vagina needs oxygen and light to work, almost like a plant xD for sure! f*ck you with open legs

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#42

Damn Those Vikings And Their *checks Notes* Clean & Handsome Ways....

Damn Those Vikings And Their *checks Notes* Clean & Handsome Ways....

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Anon Should Go Back Into The Hole He Crept Out Of

Anon Should Go Back Into The Hole He Crept Out Of

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Helpful tip: Don't ever joke about raping people. It scares people. Rightly so.

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Imagine Getting This Card From A Fedora Guy In Public

Imagine Getting This Card From A Fedora Guy In Public

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JuJu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heart of a wolf, soul of a dragon, brain of a Paramecium

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#46

Nah Man You Definitely Have A Chance I Promise

Nah Man You Definitely Have A Chance I Promise

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#47

Tell Me You're A Piece Of Sh** Without Telling Me You Are One

Tell Me You're A Piece Of Sh** Without Telling Me You Are One

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#49

Woman: *harmless Gym Joke* Neckbeards: "At Least I Don't Get Raped!"

Woman: *harmless Gym Joke* Neckbeards: "At Least I Don't Get Raped!"

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#50

A Common Theme I’ve Been Seeing Among The Bearded Necks.

A Common Theme I’ve Been Seeing Among The Bearded Necks.

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#51

Experience The Finer Things In Life

Experience The Finer Things In Life

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Ben Moss
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go hunting with him just to get him alone in the woods with a gun

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#52

Maybe Don’t Have Kids

Maybe Don’t Have Kids

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#53

Femanon Doesn't Recycle

Femanon Doesn't Recycle

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Shelp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is filthy. How can you even...? they need to be forbidden of movie theatres

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#54

It Always Starts With 'Fun Fact:'

It Always Starts With 'Fun Fact:'

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Violet Jensen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coffin birth, also known as postmortem fetal extrusion,[1][2] is the expulsion of a nonviable fetus through the vaginal opening of the decomposing body of a deceased pregnant woman due to increasing pressure from intra-abdominal gases.

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#55

Attention Ladies!

Attention Ladies!

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KJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sure there will be ladies queuing up around the block, totally isn't looking for sex slaves, honest.

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#56

Your Eggs Are Gonna Dry Up At Forty

Your Eggs Are Gonna Dry Up At Forty

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#57

Neckbeard Enjoys Anime On A Higher Level Than You Females

Neckbeard Enjoys Anime On A Higher Level Than You Females

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Piper Ferrell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

uS bOyS dO. okay kyle, at least I don't message people on reddit in my moms basement

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#58

"Freshly Packed From A Factory"

"Freshly Packed From A Factory"

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Elliot Fowler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your gross opinion gets rejected even from 4chan you know it is bad.

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#59

Christian Movie Actor Celebrates His Girlfriend's 18th Birthday

Christian Movie Actor Celebrates His Girlfriend's 18th Birthday

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Dani M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found out that this f-ing creep started dating her at 14, while he was 20! they are now married.

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#60

I Wonder If There’s Possibly *any* Other Reason Girls Aren’t Dating This 5’8” Guy

I Wonder If There’s Possibly *any* Other Reason Girls Aren’t Dating This 5’8” Guy

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censorshipsucks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1. women who are only interested in your height are not worth knowing. 2. most women are interested in who you are rather than your height. 3. 5.8" is not short. In my country that's above average.

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#61

There Is Someone Out There For Everyone, Try To Look You're Best And Get A Better Mindset And You'll Find Your Partner In No Time

There Is Someone Out There For Everyone, Try To Look You're Best And Get A Better Mindset And You'll Find Your Partner In No Time

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#62

Honesty Goes A Long Way

Honesty Goes A Long Way

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#64

What They Think About

What They Think About

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#65

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

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#66

Was About To Log Off When This Appeared In My Feed

Was About To Log Off When This Appeared In My Feed

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#68

Imagine Stooping So Low In Life That You Ask A 15 Year Old Girl Who Wore A Hentai Shirt For Shits And Giggles To Send You Nudes In The Most Threatening Way Possible

Imagine Stooping So Low In Life That You Ask A 15 Year Old Girl Who Wore A Hentai Shirt For Shits And Giggles To Send You Nudes In The Most Threatening Way Possible

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Minath
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor girl, no one deserves that level of harassment merely for her choice in shirt.

#69

Why Japanese Hentai Is Serious Business For Incel Weaboos

Why Japanese Hentai Is Serious Business For Incel Weaboos

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#70

Comment On A Painting Of Joan Of Arc….

Comment On A Painting Of Joan Of Arc….

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Shelp
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes and she (assuming they're talking about Joan of Arc) was a virgin. Point in case and go back to the naughty corner.

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#71

Wanting To Take Advantage Of Foreign Women

Wanting To Take Advantage Of Foreign Women

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#72

Neckbeard Wants Pokimane As Sugar Mama

Neckbeard Wants Pokimane As Sugar Mama

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rspanther
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With which hand? 10 with the left and 10 with the right? Or all 20 with one hand?

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#74

Red Flag = Vegan / Green Flag = Steak Fajita Enthusiast

Red Flag = Vegan / Green Flag = Steak Fajita Enthusiast

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rspanther
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well invent a time machine and travel back to the 17th century and get rejected there as well.

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#76

Average Neckbeard

Average Neckbeard

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#77

This Neckbeard Used One Cheap Trick To Change His Body. Doctors Hate Him!

This Neckbeard Used One Cheap Trick To Change His Body. Doctors Hate Him!

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censorshipsucks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is that her dad in the bottom row or is that a neckbeard pretending to be a girl?

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#78

Yeah Buddy, You Not Being Able To Get A Date Is Exactly The Same As 9/11

Yeah Buddy, You Not Being Able To Get A Date Is Exactly The Same As 9/11

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#79

What Does This Even Mean...

What Does This Even Mean...

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tw 72
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don't think the most men understand how many things women do (out of necessity) on a daily basis to keep themselves safe.

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#80

If Only We All Could Be So Honoured

If Only We All Could Be So Honoured

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#81

Spotted One While Watching A Video On Self-Defense Shootings…

Spotted One While Watching A Video On Self-Defense Shootings…

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#83

Is Female? Make Assumption

Is Female? Make Assumption

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#85

Fire This Man & Put Him On A List

Fire This Man & Put Him On A List

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#86

Be Into Wearing Costumes In Bed

Be Into Wearing Costumes In Bed

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Stormy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BWAHAHAHA!!! Good luck with that big nasty! I fit your qualifications, but you cannot say the same for yourself in any universe! How many chins are under that gross beard anyway?! 🤣

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#87

It Can’t Possibly Be The Guys Fault

It Can’t Possibly Be The Guys Fault

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#89

4chan Guy Wants A Cute Asian Waifu

4chan Guy Wants A Cute Asian Waifu

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#90

Hella Neckbeard Vibes From This One

Hella Neckbeard Vibes From This One

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Great Pyrenees
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it somewhat funny how they generalize all of Asia to people from like 8 countries

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#91

Racist Neckbeard Gatekeeps Rock Music

Racist Neckbeard Gatekeeps Rock Music

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Music is music, enjoy what you enjoy, play what you want to play. Stop making music about skin colour.

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#92

The Comments Are Just As Bad As You Can Imagine

The Comments Are Just As Bad As You Can Imagine

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#93

Just A Reminder That This Hot Take Exists

Just A Reminder That This Hot Take Exists

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#94

So Apparently ‘No Thanks’ Is Arguing Now... There’s No Winning With These Guys Is There?

So Apparently ‘No Thanks’ Is Arguing Now... There’s No Winning With These Guys Is There?

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tw 72
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Why do girls always argue?" = Why don't girls just do what I say!

#95

No Tf They Didn't

No Tf They Didn't

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#96

Lois Griffin Is The Worst Because She Won't Let Her Dog And Her Neighbor Bone Her

Lois Griffin Is The Worst Because She Won't Let Her Dog And Her Neighbor Bone Her

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Elea Bell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So. She won't let the family dog tup her, and that's supposed to be a flaw. What... what exactly is this screwball on, and how do I avoid it?

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#97

Getting Mad Over....boobs In A Kids Game?

Getting Mad Over....boobs In A Kids Game?

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Allison B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don't even understand this one. Maybe I'm missing something obvious but yeah

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#98

Weird Incels Having Racist Fetishes

Weird Incels Having Racist Fetishes

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Torbjorn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wanting your girlfriend to look like a child is a great sign

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#99

Not Sure If This Belongs But Oh Well

Not Sure If This Belongs But Oh Well

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#100

What Makes You Think Any Woman Would Even Want You?

What Makes You Think Any Woman Would Even Want You?

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