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Abraham Lincoln once said, “Don’t believe everything you read online.” Of course, this is obvious satire, but you will still have a few people who will take the bait, hook, line, and sinker. 

This is a popular theme in the Ate The Onion subreddit. With over 580,000 members, it collects screenshots of satirical headlines perceived as factual. The sad part is that the uninformed and gullible commenters featured on the page may have made a fool of themselves for the internet to see. 

We’ve collected a few gems that are both funny and unfortunate. Hopefully, this list also serves as a gentle reminder of what NOT to do when surfing the interweb.

#1

Dude Ate His Own Onion LOL

Dude Ate His Own Onion LOL

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AisForRebel
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well he is known for giving out spoilers so he probably was genuinely afraid LOL

PattonPawter
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least he realized it afterwards

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    #2

    Ice Was Not Frozen Enough

    Ice Was Not Frozen Enough

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a true story, but what they left out is she was unfortunately mauled to death by a shoal of piranhas, foiling the attempted rescue.

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious love the onion.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like they’re joining in on the joke.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is quite obviously joking.

    BC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you sweet summer child…

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one mentioning global warming then?! 😆

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's fake but what IS going on in the photo?

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photo is fake. But this is how you rescue someone who has fallen through the ice. (Distributing weight across the ice as much as possible)

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Onion is Darwin bait. Its content became too plausible during Trumps term as president.

    Kerry Fletcher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blur the names. They should be published

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you learn about whole two ice hockey teams disappeared under their weight as ice was so thin.

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    #3

    The Gay Ant That Makes You Gay

    The Gay Ant That Makes You Gay

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me. I was bitten by an ant wearing a rainbow tshirt and it had the most gorgeous cheekbones. I am now a little bit gay.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the new atheist agenda...gay ants. "Good christians" will now be avoiding picnics. 🤣🤣🤣

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There goes the last reason to ever attend church: I may not agree with some of your religion but church grannies can cook like a m**********r😁

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chemtrail ants oh god XD now I imagine ants with tiny jet engines that release colourful trails

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ant Air Force uniforms would be fabulous for sure! 😁

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, who keeps spilling the deets on our lgbtq agenda?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, it was me, they tortured me horribly

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    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #SayNoToNonConSensualGayAnts

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be a nerd but that's just ants turning colors from drinking colored water. It's quite interesting.

    Miriah Williams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person didn't bite the onion, it's as satirical as the post itself

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    The Onion is one of the first mentions when talking about satirical publications. The Babylon Bee, Cracked, and The Hard Times are also part of this genre. 

    However, many people are likely unaware of these websites. They are the ones who will likely fall for the blatantly sarcastic headlines that nonetheless pack a punch.

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    #4

    Just Don’t Hold It Down For More Than 5 Seconds

    Just Don’t Hold It Down For More Than 5 Seconds

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only it were that simple.

    sweet emotion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was that simple, I would carry a box of Q-Tips to work and to Walmart.

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    Spannermonkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *heads for bathroom; grabs cotton-buds...*

    Rodney McKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue isn't the reset, it's the restart 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 the reset.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn! People have gotten so stupid.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really want to be toilet trained and learn to walk again?

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    Lorrie Rothstein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Factory settings in a person This is funny

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might work in some cases

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    #5

    Finally

    Finally

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    DragonofMordor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, it is satire. Not nearly satirical enough, though. There are plenty of ICE officers who would happily do this if they could get away with it.

    Belladonna.dreams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else troubled by the fact that it wouldn't be surprising that this were true?

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    #6

    What A Sick Man

    What A Sick Man

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    Guy-Incognito
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol no shock they invoked "god".

    Gabrielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, some of us athiests are that gullible. Also, there are plenty of religious people in academic roles.

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    mulk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Father dear, what big eyes you have!" - "The better to see with, my child."

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? How did anyone belive this one?

    Alina Mihai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always god with these people 🙄 🤦

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution provided the right size eyes. If we get an eye mutation that aids anime fans to get laid, who knows...

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is full of falsehoods - this guy is clearly a huge anime fan.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, why did "god" plug them in backwards?

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's always god" .... I'm just surprised you believed this was real in the first place.

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    In this day and age of technology, anything can be disguised as a “credible” internet source. And many young consumers have become susceptible. According to a 2023 survey, a third of Americans aged 18-29 turn to TikTok for information about current events. 

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    But why does it seem easy for many people to believe what they see online? According to journalist and global speaker Dr. Kalev Leetaru, part of it is the changing times.

    #7

    Woah Dude

    Woah Dude

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    Basko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy. If I was him, I would sue myself.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of 'whoosh' is strong in this thread.

    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who told him???

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A total act of inclusiveness ... of all the colors to fire ones self for. 🌈

    Marla Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the last time, it's spelled WHOA.

    Manana Man
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    1 year ago

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    Don't give him ideas.

    #8

    Got A Live One - Seen This In Several Subs Now

    Got A Live One - Seen This In Several Subs Now

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    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Darla was pregnant...a double-holy miracle!

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he needs to eat a bowl of corn flakes.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole, raw potato did it for me. I'm dying at some of these. 🤣🤣

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "rufus" from the movie, "dogma"- "Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility"

    Professional Bastard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. Guess you could call that... spud love(please don't hate me, I already hate me enough for the two of us)

    Ivan Mihić
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dream relationship... Except the raw potato bit!

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like they were already married for ten years!

    Chris Gillent
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you surely wouldn't want them to reproduce...

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a total waste of a perfectly good life. And to think you dont get a second chance at it. They going to their graves in pristine condition, Im going into mine wrecked, and on the verge of death sliding in sideways saying "Dang what a ride".

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    #9

    Why Though

    Why Though

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take one nap in the park and they start declaring you this and that.

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old people feel the cold more. 😆

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... causing tRUMP to coddle and kiss his prone body.

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    In an article he wrote for Forbes, Dr. Leetaru blames the downfall of the “traditional gatekeeper model.” Society has always taught its citizens to accept all types of information at face value as long as it comes from reputable sources like the government, mainstream media, and academics. 

    These days, many mainstream media outlets publish sensationalized pieces that push an agenda. And because the news comes from a supposedly credible source, it tends to become more believable.

    #10

    Spiraling Out Of Control

    Spiraling Out Of Control

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    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, a water slide baptism would be pretty rad. 🤔

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But bring a packed lunch and a lawn chair. Because it’s gonna be a bit before I decide I’m saved. And if some sacrificial wine happens. That’d be cool

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    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother was baptized by the power team. Which is like a Christian minister version of the American gladiators so this honestly wouldn't surprise me

    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the name of the father, of the son and of the holy spritaaaaahhhh ::splash!::

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Am I having a stroke...?" 😂😂😂

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are having a stroke you are most likely to be a Catholic priest.

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they made a splash with that one!

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could get into a church with a waterslide. I bet the whole congregation would be doing baptism refreshers every Sunday!

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    #11

    Reddit Bites Deep When It Comes To Confirming Their Own Biases

    Reddit Bites Deep When It Comes To Confirming Their Own Biases

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is believable.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's Idaho. Recently. one of the Idaho cult leader wanted female age of marriage lowered to 14.

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only possible, but also sadly not surprising.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I feel like an effing idiot because this sounds entirely plausible. As a matter of fact, I’ve come to *expect* this sorta thing. What the hell is wrong with me? Why and how is this “satire”?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are in no way an idiot, it's plausible because it's happened before. At least once

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    BC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s only one way to respond to this; 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, no one biting the onion on this.

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the red herring? Because I can totally believe this one!

    Zoey Miller
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the amount of churches that caught defrauding their parishioners and don't forget the pastor in St Petersburg Florida who got arrested for being involved with a multi-million dollar Home Depot theft ring charged under the Rico Act. That story would not surprise me as true.

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    #12

    Meta AI Ate The Onion

    Meta AI Ate The Onion

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    Danni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "pizza bones" lmao! I'm gonna use that one!

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what we call the pizza crusts we give to the dog.

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with you people?? This is the best part of the pizza!

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We give ours to our dog. And his name is actually Bones.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫... connected to the mouth bone 🎶

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use them as breadsticks with a dip later.

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    Rae Rory
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a real life recipe from the Victorian era that is basically toast soaked in water. Then you drink the water. Because arsenic and lead was in basically everything and medicine had nine types of hard d***s suspended in alcohol.

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    The way we ingest information has changed dramatically over recent years. For empirical proof, Clearwater, Florida, native James McDaniel created and ran a fake news website for an entire month in early 2017. 

    According to reports, McDaniel, who was 28 years old then, wanted to see how naive people were when consuming online content. As he told Politifact in an interview, he was still surprised by how gullible people were.

    #13

    OP Fell For It Hook Line And Sinker

    OP Fell For It Hook Line And Sinker

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it's sarcasm, but I have to say the demographics were spot on-rich people and idiots.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one gave me a hearty laugh! 😆 (And it’s got nothing to do with the penile photo; I swear!)

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Republicans, they should have used THEM as test subjects.

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've tried politicians and ex-presidents first.

    Toothless Feline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic of the sub looks vaguely like a Fleshlight. Which is appropriate since the crew was screwed.

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    #14

    Only If You Look Veeeery Closely, Can You See It’s Fake

    Only If You Look Veeeery Closely, Can You See It’s Fake

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Swedish Chef 😂 scurdy chicken, scurdy chicken, do dooo de hurdy hurdy..

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, if you are talking about the Muppets, check out the Muppet Cypher by The Stupendium. They are a great music creator and literally my fave. (They are also non-binary!)

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANGEL-FOOD CAKE IS ANGELS!!!!!!

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some real detectives working this case....

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a serious conversation was started. Wow.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have some of that delicious cherub thigh, Francis, thanks. Where's the stuffing?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty awkward, pardoning one cherub and then carving another one a few days later

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctored? Are they castrated?

    #15

    Must Have Missed The Hashtags

    Must Have Missed The Hashtags

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Jerry Mandering for you.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerry Manders-brilliant!

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shock that someone who idolizes the orange one would fall for something that's totally BS.

    Hassel Davidhoff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ^The irony of this moron calling liberals dumb, clearly a Trump supporter.

    Gabrielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very relavent to the times, the smoke odour isn't controlled burning, it's politicians' bloomers. XP

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Over-shadowed, his brother G. Wally dismays.

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    He used incendiary headlines that were evidently disingenuous. One example was, “Obama tweet: Trump must be removed, by any means necessary.” McDaniel and his team knew no limits with the ridiculousness of their stories. 

    The now-defunct UndergroundNewsReport.com gained a million views within a couple of weeks. And they reached such massive numbers even with disclaimers stating that the stories were “fiction and presumably fake news.”

    #17

    Om Nom Onions

    Om Nom Onions

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scientists should just say "Ok well, die then."

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My concern is for the people they might take down with them ☹️

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess science is liberal now.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people died from that perfectly harmless virus, again? And how many had life-changing complications?

    Basko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he ain't wrong. They are the same people.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Laughs in Day of the Triffids*

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they know that is a satire account and not someone real?

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately this one could actually not be satire.

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    #18

    A Refreshingly Harmless Chomp

    A Refreshingly Harmless Chomp

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    Enuya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is I'm 75% sure that I'd seen this very photo in one of BP's articles with "interesting history photos".

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% I've seen it floating around a bunch of those but it's completely fictional. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/neck-belt/

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    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading this before work, came to it after work, forgot what I was reading, saw this and thought it was a history post til I read the comments.. lol

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to feel like that than to not feel anything ever again due to not wearing it

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    Monster738
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    car crash: : 000000000000000000000000000000

    Rodney McKay
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    1 year ago

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    The thing is, this might actually save you in a crash. Unless the jerk from impact is so hard that it breaks your neck, you aren't going to die from having your neck momentarily constricted and this might prevent worse whiplash injuries. It could be especially effective in more modern vehicles that have headrests. Hmm... Time for some testing. 😂😂

    Lee Stone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your trachea and larynx might disagree with your assessment here.

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    McDaniel’s experiment got so much traction that it landed him in hot water. One article falsely claimed that actress Whoopi Goldberg had criticized the wife of a fallen Navy Seal for supposedly being an attention-grabber during a Congress speech by then-US President Donald Trump. 

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    #19

    Maybe Dash Mcintyre?

    Maybe Dash Mcintyre?

    saggywitchtits Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, it's believable that someone would say this. I can totally understand someone falling for it. 😂

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was an organ technician. I heard the stupidest things in churches while working on the organs. One deacon told me not to play Jazz on the organ because the bible says jazz is the music of the devil. Uh, I think jazz was created a few thousand years after the bile was written.

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    Myoviridae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darnit! I don't listen to Taylor Swift. How the heck am I supposed to become a feminist freedom fighter now??!!

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have the strangest fantasies

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The next sermon: "The depravity of our country has fallen to the place where all of the men will enjoy being pegged."

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DKP (the Dunning-Kruger Party), AKA MAGA, would certainly fall for this.

    Zoey Miller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember Pat Robertson said gays and feminists were responsible for 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina....

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 "I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work"

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    Steve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually an Alex Jones quote

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    #20

    Clayton Calls Bulls**t On Tragedy Of 42 Million Victims

    Clayton Calls Bulls**t On Tragedy Of 42 Million Victims

    -NewYork- Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clayton don't do sarcasm.

    Luke H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good to know the only thing stopping them from believing it is a the number was a bit too high

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    #21

    The Website Formerly Known As Twitter Ate The Onion

    The Website Formerly Known As Twitter Ate The Onion

    Harbinger_of_Reason Report

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a big slowdown in births in the US in the early 70s. You're welcome

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit depressing how many stupid people there are

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really, really hope Walleye doesn't procreate.

    Kerikat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😝that's one horrible kid. Is his name Chucky?

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    Unfortunately, misinformation does get more traction than facts. In 2018, research found that fake news on Twitter spreads around faster to a broader audience. 

    Experts aren’t blaming the bots. Instead, they fault actual users who share it around and give it more mileage.

    #22

    Because R/Fingeredtheclickhole Isn’t A Thing

    Because R/Fingeredtheclickhole Isn’t A Thing

    FuguSec Report

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local statute had on it that you could take the tail of a grey squirrel to the town hall and demand payment for it, we used to have large populations of native red squirrels until the larger grey squirrel took over their habitats, if you rounded up grey squirrels and killed them there was money to be made. They got rid of the rule in the late 80s, long after the grey squirrels had taken over. We’ve now only got small areas of red squirrels left sadly.

    Crouching hippo hidden panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a town in India that did this with snakes, until they discovered that the locals were breeding the snakes and then turning them in for profit

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    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never had squirrel, but my father and grandfather hunted them, and some of my older coworkers, and they all swear they’re pretty delicious eating. I’d think they’d be kind of stringy, and probably greasy considering they fatten on nuts and seeds.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. It's inbetween chicken and rabbit. Just like rabbit it's lacking essential fats though

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be on about Avocado Toast next....:)

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do this, make sure to take them to W. Buffet to get your moneys worth!

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do collect roadkill and keep the skulls, fur and wings tho

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty arrogant but even I know better than to argue with Warren Buffett

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    #23

    I’ll Sue You (For Satirical Twitter Posts)!

    I’ll Sue You (For Satirical Twitter Posts)!

    CallMeChristopher Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she wouldn't. Read her comments. She just wants women to be safe from men who pretend to be women in order to predate on them.

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The presence of a wand or lack thereof is usually the first clue.

    birdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, this ISNT POLITICS

    Five Years
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there is a lot of fiction in Rowling's world.

    Lemony
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a fan of Rowling's books (just not my thing), but she's undeniably witty and eloquent. She doesn't gain anything from speaking out about the issues she's cared about; she only does it because it's what she believes in. She also went from being a billionaire to a millionaire simply because she gave away her money to charity. Amazing woman.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a transphobe who has been open about her hatred for several years now.

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    #24

    The Peasants Are Revolting!

    The Peasants Are Revolting!

    urbancomer Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit like, "Sainsburys-Keeping the Scum out of Waitrose".

    Zoey Miller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see that, we've had people complain about black customers at Costco with "how can they afford it on a welfare" usually a middle aged white women complaining saying their card is a forgery.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The peasants have always been revolting, but now they're rebelling!"

    Isak Nygren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is close to reality. During the pandemic a couple of rich people in Sweden complained that everything got so expensive that they had to shop at Lidl instead. That was only one couple that said that in the media.

    Mini grizzly
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    But even with the growing awareness about fake news, experts still deem it necessary to remind the public about haphazardly consuming information online. A group of librarians from the Evanston Public Library shared some advice. 

    The most important tip is to check your biases. We’re naturally drawn to news articles that align with our beliefs. But Assistant Director Heather Norborg urges asking one crucial question: “What is the writer’s bias?”

    Such critical thinking can help us better assess a piece of news and prevent the immediate jump to conclusions.

    #25

    Boeing 7.37

    Boeing 7.37

    zaedbe Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wanted to see a pilot bring his labrador onboard and watch the passengers faces...

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boeing did make a short version of the 747 known as the 747SP. Not ridiculously short, but shorter nonetheless.

    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a pilot's license and your very own short plane!

    Hassel Davidhoff
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, a Trump supporter falls for obvious BS. It is almost as if it is a cult filled with morons. Oh wait a minute...

    Five Years
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the airplane ate the fish.

    drew p
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am crying so hard right now

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short plane and helmets I guess.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a baby version of the GlobeMaster plane.

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    #26

    "Copywriting Fails"

    "Copywriting Fails"

    myfootshurt Report

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Liz truss managed to turn herself into a lettuce so you know

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    Krd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shouldn't be on this list. No one is falling for satire here. It's just a poorly worded (and often meme'd) advert.

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that lengthways or widthways?

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna chop 'em across the belly, or do it the hard way and go from head to crotch?

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then force them to pay for their own re-attachment surgery.

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    #27

    Just A Nibble

    Just A Nibble

    TheLobsterCopter5000 Report

    Sanfransweety
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I am so gullible. I forgot I was reading satire and my first instinct was intrigue? Smh

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is lizard, she is AI so...

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife keeps accusing me of being a Borg, so I guess Mark and I are bros.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...... 0bfuscating the fact she was clearly a result of Winklevoss code.

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    If you feel that what you’re reading lacks legitimacy, there’s a good chance it is some form of parody. Latino Engagement Librarian Miguel Ruiz said, “Trust is great, but consider the context.” 

    #28

    Google AI Eat The Whole Websites

    Google AI Eat The Whole Websites

    _Answer_42 Report

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bag of hot gravel? You were lucky….

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what we need: AI serving up fictitious and stupid health advice. I’ll bet it looks extra-reliable to dummies. 🙄

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I eat for breakfast... Colon Blow! (snl commercial)

    Polite Menace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made by the people who brought you, "Oops, I Cr**pped My Pants!" Snl commercial, back at ya

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    V
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a stegasaurus

    Geordie Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who remembers those pebble look-alike sweets we used to be able to buy at beach resorts?

    sweet emotion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SNL/John Belushi were promoting this all the way back in 1976 with Quarry Cereal.

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    #29

    They Ate The Onion

    They Ate The Onion

    IsabelLovesFoxes Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terfs created an AI to examine photos so they could "out" trans people - the AI declared all the terfs involved in testing it to be trans.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put decent doors on the stalls and who cares what bits you have. When you gotta go, you gotta go

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♿︎ Fortunately the Wheeled Robot Man rolled away unscathed.

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    Let’s turn the discussion over to you, dear readers. Why do you think it’s easy for some people to fall for fake news? And with AI’s growing prevalence, are things bound to get better or worse? Leave your comments below!

    #30

    That's A Big Bite

    That's A Big Bite

    gamermitta Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon. Pls. Stay away from the mushrooms

    Diana Lucas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I recall, Musk has fallen for parody articles before.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musk IS a parody of a decent human being.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you don't know who Daniel Penny is - he choked a homeless man to death on the subway.

    Luke H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even funnier when its this dummy

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly, we did deploy the National Guard to protect the subway, and then bc people complained the NG had guns, they sent the NG disarmed to protect the subway

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon, formally known as Sane.

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    #31

    Sir, This Is A S**t Post

    Sir, This Is A S**t Post

    Saint_Stephen420 Report

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫ Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down In a most delightful way 🎶

    #32

    Twitter's AI Ate The Onion

    Twitter's AI Ate The Onion

    reddit.com Report

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's very good at escaping what he has coming for him

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they shouldn't have tried to put him in it while he was wearing a plastic bodysuit after the coffin get wet and shrunk.

    #33

    AI Does Not Get The Concept Of Satire At All

    AI Does Not Get The Concept Of Satire At All

    laserviking42 Report

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    #34

    Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    Kahraabaa Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why stop at glasses then? Buy binoculars and see more than anyone else!

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    #35

    Who Cares Man?

    Who Cares Man?

    VulcanForceChoke Report

    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #36

    How Strange

    How Strange

    9fmaverick Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... the Continental Army “took over the airports” from the British during the American Revolutionary War in the 1770s..." - an ex-pres who knew more than his generals. British general Cornwallis complained about the Continental Air Farce in a letter to his wife.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm....'Continental' you say - but Canberra's in Australia - this sounds suss to me.🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were very ahead of their time.

    #37

    Munch Munch

    Munch Munch

    Hellion_Immortis Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been a fan of PPV, but...

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    #38

    Who Needs Brakes Anyway

    Who Needs Brakes Anyway

    9fmaverick Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, it could equally be completely real. You have to throw an X Brick under your tyres to stop. £1K each.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you have to have the subscription to use them.

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesla brakes are not the best. Seen many drag races with Tesla's and they do not fare well in brake tests. So he may have already done it.

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    #39

    I Mean It's Not Even Good Photoshop

    I Mean It's Not Even Good Photoshop

    HeavilyFantastic Report

    Monster738
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god said he wont create green tigers. GMO

    #40

    High School Friend Triggered By Numbers, Math Wasn’t His Forte

    High School Friend Triggered By Numbers, Math Wasn’t His Forte

    djxcape Report

    #41

    That's What Did It, Yeah

    That's What Did It, Yeah

    A_Salty_Cellist Report

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about on BP? Because I have a lovely human for sale only 3000 miles on the clock one careful owner. £5000 ono.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't think the idiot's names need to be obscured. Let's know who the morons are.

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    #42

    Even Threads Has These Loonies

    Even Threads Has These Loonies

    UnlikelyAlternative Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the person who posted this pic has completely missed the fact that commenter is telling a joke? r/AteTheOnion and r/wooosh in a single post, impressive.

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    #43

    A History Lesson

    A History Lesson

    9fmaverick Report

    #44

    Safety First

    Safety First

    YouReadyGrandma Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also charge for winding the rubber band up tighter on the propellers.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, there are certain airlines who would probably love to add extra charges for maintenance of a particular seat space.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but my fiber internet provider tried to get me to sign up to pay for "technical support" yesterday. I said no. I expect you to provide technical support for free as your product is technical. Give me a break. So sometimes companies do stuff that's close to this.

    #45

    How Awful

    How Awful

    Tiny_Algae8850 Report

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    #46

    These Hollywood Deviants

    These Hollywood Deviants

    BulljiveBots Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so weird as him and Jada tho...

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    #47

    Bull Crap News

    Bull Crap News

    Curious_Ad1736 Report

    The Other Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *generic, non-inflammatory comment*

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been so offended in my life! I'm literally shaking with rage! (Or giggles, I can't tell)

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon,, everyone knows we live in times unworthy of further revelation.

    Monster738
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bagpipes in a shredder to my ears

    #48

    Tate-Supporting "Feminist" Has Views On Snow White 🤷

    Tate-Supporting "Feminist" Has Views On Snow White 🤷

    BunsenMcBurnington Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we tell him how the actual fairytale really goes? Better not

    #49

    Taking A Stand For Journalistic Integrity

    Taking A Stand For Journalistic Integrity

    seasick__crocodile Report

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is causing embarrassment, but not for the person in the picture.

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    #50

    Hey...wait A Minute!

    Hey...wait A Minute!

    TheLobsterCopter5000 Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, there's 100 guys who are gonna wake up in a tub full of ice and a note on their chests! 🤣🤣

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    #51

    I Figured Someone Would Eat This Onion

    I Figured Someone Would Eat This Onion

    Dan-68 Report

    #52

    "Investigative Journalism" It Its Finest, Ladies And Gentlemen

    "Investigative Journalism" It Its Finest, Ladies And Gentlemen

    etaithespeedcuber Report

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm grabbing some popcorn for the comments on this one, because it's definitely too soon for something like this. 😬🍿

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It exposed obvious ideological leanings in it's incessant whining.

    #53

    Hmm

    Hmm

    bostonstockbroker Report

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    #54

    His Satire Detector Needs Some Work Though

    His Satire Detector Needs Some Work Though

    Inevitable-Cellist23 Report

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divide the % and carry the one.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously above average, lol.

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    #55

    They Say People Are Still Looking For The List

    They Say People Are Still Looking For The List

    Demonokuma Report

    #56

    Ninja Parade

    Ninja Parade

    ForgotItAgain1995 Report

    #57

    And It’s Not Even Good Cheesecake

    And It’s Not Even Good Cheesecake

    young_effy Report

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    #58

    It's Hard To Take An Article That Repeatedly Uses The Phrase "Do A Sex" Seriously, But Somehow Op Did

    It's Hard To Take An Article That Repeatedly Uses The Phrase "Do A Sex" Seriously, But Somehow Op Did

    cyberchaox Report

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who don't look at blade of grass and think "i'd like to give thata mow"

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    #59

    Grandma Takes A Big Ol’ Bite

    Grandma Takes A Big Ol’ Bite

    drromeo88mg Report

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Grandma is on the right track at least.

    #60

    May Or May Not Have Taken A Bite

    May Or May Not Have Taken A Bite

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    #61

    Brand Defenders

    Brand Defenders

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    #62

    Stumbled Upon This Old Thread Today…

    Stumbled Upon This Old Thread Today…

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    #63

    A Lot Of People Eating This Onion (Me Included) Of A Chinese Satirical Propaganda Account

    A Lot Of People Eating This Onion (Me Included) Of A Chinese Satirical Propaganda Account

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greenland is the real threat!!!!! Kermit is a plant!!!!!

    #64

    Found This In My 11th Grade Us History Textbook

    Found This In My 11th Grade Us History Textbook

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    #65

    He Was So Close To Getting It

    He Was So Close To Getting It

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    #66

    Ate The Onion Using A Toy Dino Grabber

    Ate The Onion Using A Toy Dino Grabber

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, write 'Florida man', to make article more believable

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    #67

    Ah Yes, The Onion. The Paragon Of Tolerance

    Ah Yes, The Onion. The Paragon Of Tolerance

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    #68

    Originally From R/Getnoted

    Originally From R/Getnoted

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    #69

    Obvious Juice

    Obvious Juice

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    #70

    Onions Are Delicious

    Onions Are Delicious

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    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those cities are a "center of commerce". Las Vegas, New Mexico has a population of 30,000, for example.

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    #71

    I Made A Joke About Spanish Notation In My Parody Science Book And It Seems To Be Fooling A Lot Of People, Even After I Post The Full Page

    I Made A Joke About Spanish Notation In My Parody Science Book And It Seems To Be Fooling A Lot Of People, Even After I Post The Full Page

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    #72

    Fell For It

    Fell For It

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    #73

    Looks Like People Are Still Falling For Those Old Onion Videos

    Looks Like People Are Still Falling For Those Old Onion Videos

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    #74

    Took A Huge Bite. (Or He’s Baiting)

    Took A Huge Bite. (Or He’s Baiting)

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    #75

    The Original Article, From Spacexmania, Is Even Labeled As Satire

    The Original Article, From Spacexmania, Is Even Labeled As Satire

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    #76

    Guys... Letterboxd Has Ruined Dating In 2023 :(

    Guys... Letterboxd Has Ruined Dating In 2023 :(

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    #77

    Not Such A Cole World Anymore

    Not Such A Cole World Anymore

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    #78

    Tastes Like Honey

    Tastes Like Honey

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    #79

    Taking Football Contracts A Little Seriously…

    Taking Football Contracts A Little Seriously…

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