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In a world where fake news is not necessarily something that the press can be proud of, this women’s magazine parody comes as a breath of fresh air, showing how to combine comedy, feminism and satire all at once.

The result is Reductress, the internet’s beloved “one and only fake women's magazine,” which skillfully mocks women’s lifestyle magazines, outdated perspectives and the condescending tone of popular women’s media.

Founded in 2013 by two editors, Beth Newell and Sarah Pappalardo, Reductress has turned into a cult-following website, an Instagram page with 738k followers, and a whimsical merch store. Their posts include hilarious combos of smart headlines and accompanying covers that will surely crack you up.

More info: Reductress.com | Instagram | Facebook 

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Giovanna
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5 years ago

Oh my God that's me

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    I I
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    5 years ago (edited)

    just as i embrace my... err.... feminist side.. i guess... as i cook then clean the pots/kitchen

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    Khavrinen
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    5 years ago

    That would be a miracle!

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    Nicess
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    5 years ago

    So true!

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    Caro Caro
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    5 years ago

    They never do.

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    ShriSha Kamboj
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    5 years ago

    this is just sad:(

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    Susie Elle
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    5 years ago

    My ex

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    Vicky Z
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    5 years ago

    I feel personally attacked

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    Alexia
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    5 years ago

    This is for my parents. Violent, abusive, always yelling, arguing and insulting each other, then turning on me to vent their fury (I was 7 y.o.). After some years of this s**t, they started to be mad at me for how I treated my younger brother: yelling, arguing and insulting him. I wonder where I had learnt such behaviour.

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    Jess Thompson
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    5 years ago

    LMAO

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago

    Money is one of the best (if not the best) stress blockers known to mankind.

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    Monday
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    5 years ago

    ....I feel attacked

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    Jelly the Bean
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    5 years ago

    Awwwww 😊

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    ShriSha Kamboj
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    5 years ago

    it's therapeutic

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    the old "im not racist but"..........

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    covid cases coming to that list soon

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    Caro Caro
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    5 years ago

    THIS

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    bless her caucasian heart

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    Caro Caro
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    5 years ago

    Oh the Irony.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago

    This.

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    Vicky Z
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    5 years ago (edited)

    Don't care! I like my poison! Cheers!

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    5 years ago

    Just got back from vacation. Carried a book all over Ireland with me. Read two pages 😄😄😄

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    Vicky Z
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    5 years ago

    I'm killing plants that evolved to live in the desert so that's nothing!

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    Jessica Gunn
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    5 years ago

    Sadly true "Oh! It was different then! It was all in good fun!"

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    Vicky Z
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    5 years ago

    People who say exercise is like therapy scare me😅

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    Francis
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    5 years ago

    i don't like being called out like this!

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    Vicky Z
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    5 years ago

    There is never an excuse for that

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    Dave In MD
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    5 years ago

    Smelly Cat

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    Ksenia M
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    5 years ago

    no, but he has to deal with people every day, so you know...

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago

    Every week is this week :(

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    ShriSha Kamboj
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    5 years ago

    "therapy might change what i am" says my troubled as s

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    Londo Cotto
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    5 years ago

    I see no problem here . . .

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    yeay finally i get represented

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    California Jones
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    5 years ago

    Her face says it all

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    Ingrid
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    5 years ago

    Every time!

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    Mazer
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    5 years ago

    His only talent

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    Caro Caro
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    5 years ago (edited)

    I hate these things.

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    Nicess
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    5 years ago

    Poor thing. Looks like one of them birds...

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    Craig Reynolds
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    5 years ago

    This is called self-awareness.

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    Aski Markup
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    5 years ago

    This 💯%

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    yey you dont go girl

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    5 years ago

    Not physically busy. Emotionally busy!

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    Nicess
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    5 years ago

    Don't

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    Kimberly Young
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    5 years ago

    Damn, I never thought of this.

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    Jess Thompson
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    5 years ago

    Yesn’t

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    Paradise
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    5 years ago

    Yes...read the room. Am I going to fit in cyber bullying or will I be called out for a differenting opinion?

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    ShriSha Kamboj
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    5 years ago

    d most 'powerfullest'

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    Caro Caro
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    5 years ago

    Oh Yeah

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    RandomBeing
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    5 years ago

    I think I'm on the receiving end of this.

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    Vicky Z
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    5 years ago

    Yes please tell me how

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    ShriSha Kamboj
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    5 years ago

    smart

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    5 years ago

    This one should be much higher. Screw those self-righteous woke hypocrites.

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    Londo Cotto
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    5 years ago

    You laugh but I watched Village of the Damned . . . . . . If it's blonde and has glowy eyes, you run.

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    Dina Simoné
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    5 years ago

    Please the latter

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    Monty Is Fiennes
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    5 years ago

    The dog doesn't care as long as dinner is every day...

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    5 years ago

    Translation, please?

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    Mazer
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    5 years ago

    Clams are only happy at high tide when they happily eat and are not actively being hunted (with the exception of deep sea clams who don’t experience high tide and are favored by walruses AKA clam suckers)

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    Nicess
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    5 years ago

    Sometimes all of the above

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    5 years ago

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    If they know how to code, you know what to do.

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    Paradise
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    5 years ago

    Man goes through 6 majors before deciding to work for his parents

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    ScarlettofHydraIsland
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    5 years ago

    Nah, I’m just the ugly 17 year old

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    Shishal Asaurus
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    5 years ago

    Amelia? I wondered where u had gotten off to....

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    I I
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    5 years ago

    Well it was 2 spliffs and a bong until i read this , back to the bong we go

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    Pat Bond
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    5 years ago

    Not really sure what his ethnicity has to do with it.

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    Mtownmick
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    5 years ago

    There are girls in poor countries all over the world that do the same with no recognition.

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    5 years ago

    It me.

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    Paradise
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    5 years ago

    *shrugs* I am just a free spirit who travels and takes pics for my Insta and that's how I make my money. Hard work balancing this ait in my hands.

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    Lucky
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    5 years ago

    All things worth to be done are worth to be poorly done....

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    5 years ago

    It's a trap!

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    Lauren Caswell
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    5 years ago

    Doc and Marty? Great Scott, that's heavy!

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    Dina Simoné
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    5 years ago

    It was good, but I dont get the hype?

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    Londo Cotto
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    5 years ago

    "waiting for the cvs employee to unlock the deodorant": I don't understand this sentence at all . . . . . Deodorant is locked away?

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago

    woman patronising the unplugged photocopier

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    Glirpy
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    5 years ago

    ?

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    5 years ago

    I will not.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    5 years ago

    Then maybe it is because you were not clear enough?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    5 years ago

    Did anyone ever date in high school, anyway?

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    Raven DeathShade
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    5 years ago

    Hey, y'all can wear jean jackets and beanies. I don't want 'em.

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