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50 People Who Clearly Had A Rough Day Behind The Wheel, As Shared On ‘Can’t Park There, Mate’
Sometimes, the funniest jokes are the ones that don’t even try.
That’s exactly the vibe of the subreddit Can’t Park There, Mate. Its members share photos of cars and other vehicles that have somehow wound up in places they definitely shouldn’t be—wedged, stuck, tipped, or just plain out of bounds. With a wink and a nudge, the community points out the obvious: this is not a parking spot.
It’s a simple idea, but the results are endlessly entertaining. Scroll down for some of the most hilarious posts—bonus points if you can figure out how these rides even got there.
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#1
F**k You, Tesla Owner
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#2
Lest We Forget 🫡
#3
Revenge Of The Scaffolding
#4
Attitude And Ignorance!!
#5
Can't Park There Plod
#6
LOL
#7
Can’t Park Your Cybertruck Anywhere In New York These Days
#8
Uber
#9
Another Reason For Europeans Not To Buy An American Car
Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago
I think that car might be about to get a bit shaved off it…
#10
I Hear The Driver Toddled Away Before The Authorities Arrived
Rali Meyer 3 months ago
to build up such kinetic energy from a 30 N toddlers vehicle, say 20.000 mph+?
#11
Guys At Work Have Been Told Repeatedly Not To Park In Loading Zones, So The Site Manager Got Fed Up And Did This This Morning
#12
Good Job Man!!😂
#13
LOL🤣
#14
Can’t Park There!
#15
Just A Quick Ciggie Break
#16
So,who Do I Rely On ??
MontanaMariner 3 months ago
In America, the regulated are also the regulators. It'd be the brick wall's fault, and their homeowners insurance will deny it.
#17
"All In All It's Just Another, Porsche Through A Wall.”
#18
Can't Turn There, Mate
#19
Sweet Parking Spot
#20
A Wild Porsche Having A Drink
#21
“You Can’t Park There Ma’am”
#22
Can't Park There Mate!
Panda-sized Potato 3 months ago
Looks like it might have been put there as a joke/advertising. Still hilarious.
#23
Can't Park There Mate!
#24
Can’t Park There, Mate
#25
Don't Forget To Roll Up Windows
#26
Can't Land There Mate
#27
Google Street View Car Itself Got Into Wrong Way
#28
Coming Out On Top
#29
Now We Know Their Purpose. 😂
Oerff On Tour 3 months ago
Why is there a dumpster in the car park? And why did they put the lid on the side where you can't open it?
#30
No Truck Cab In Sight. Just Left In The Middle Of The Intersection
#31
🤣
#33
You Can't Park There Mate!
#35
Hard To Miss A Big Yellow Vehicle
April Pickett 3 months ago
He should write himself a ticket for tailgating, failure to keep a safe distance from the vehicle in front of you, and then a special ticket for being a state trooper in this situation.
#36
Little Bit Tight, But Okay!!😀
#37
The Irony Of Caution
#38
Not Even Between The Metal Lines!
Fack Suckerberg 3 months ago (edited)
Dortmund, Germany, station Barop Parkhaus, 10 years ago, drunk driver. I'm using this station quite often.
#39
Can't Park There Mate!
#40
Beautiful Shot Of Orion This Time Of Year
#41
Can't Park Your Tram In The Apple Store Like That Mate
Ace 3 months ago
From reddit " context for the curious: A tram in central Oslo derailed around 11 a.m. and crashed into the Eplehuset store in Storgata, causing extensive damage to the building. Police report that four people, including the tram driver, sustained minor injuries and are receiving treatment. The building has been evacuated, though no employees or customers were hurt. Witnesses describe the tram moving unusually fast before it veered off track, causing chaos at the scene. Storgata remains closed, with the Statens Havarikommisjon (Norwegian Safety Investigation Authority) expected to investigate, and several tram departures are delayed. article (norwegian) https://www.vg.no/nyheter/i/OozBVV/trikk-har-kollidert-i-butikk-i-oslo-sentrum"
#42
How Does This Happen
#43
Orange You Glad You Found A Spot, Mate?
#44
Not Sure If They Were Parking Or Trying To Summon A Sea God
#45
Someone Parked Military Tank Outside The House
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 3 months ago
This licence plate on the car and the fact they are both parked on the left side of the road implies Britain.
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Uncle Schmickle 3 months ago
At least they're being considerate by parking mostly on the footpath. I can't see it being towed.
Martin König 3 months ago
Maybe he suspected his wife. Or she her husband, I can't recognise them in the camo.
#46
Can't Swim There, Mate
#47
Would I Get A Ticket For Parking Here?
#48
Can't Park There, Lil Mate
#49
Hmm
Jrog 3 months ago (edited)
It's a doctored photo. The original is an advertising installation by an Oklahoma truck garage. They removed the writings. It is not a real truck, is a steel beam covered with some truck panels and a stripped container. OKTS-68a6f...b17789.jpg 
#50
That's A Lada Damage
#51
Special Parking
#52
I'm Cyberstuck In A Swimming Pool, Mate
#53
Sorry Mate, You Missed
#54
Well...thats One Way To Keep Your Car Dry
#55
Oh Owww 🤦🏽♀️
#56
Definitely Can't Park There, Officers
April Pickett 3 months ago
This looks like one of those car crash/car chase movies. Blues Brothers come to mind.
#57
How Many Carts Is Acceptable To Use To Block A Bad Driver?
#58
....but I Wasn't Speeding
#59
Boat On A House
#60
Can't Park There Mate
#61
Can't Play With LEGO There, Mate
#62
Can't Park There Mate!
Dusty's mom 3 months ago
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. (Old pilot's proverb.)
#64
What An Absolute P***k
#65
Perpendicular Parking Not Allowed
#66
Honest To God What Is Going On Here
#67
You Cant Park There Hans
#68
NY Gets Lots Of Snow. Today The Roads Were Clear
#69
Legend
dayngerkat 3 months ago
Google fu concludes the story is true. https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/08/woman-settles-with-chicago-over-100000-parking-fine I feel bad for the lady. He worked at the airport and parked it in a secured lot she couldn't get to. She ended up having to pay about $4k
#71
That's Not How You Use A Petrol Pump Mate
#72
Danger Poo
#73
It's A Prius Thing
#74
All Too Often Beach Parking
#75
Why Don’t Historic Bridges Accommodate Monster Trucks?
#76
Definitely Can’t Park There
#77
No Parking Under The Bridge, Sir
#78
Battery Died. Owner Took The Tags So They Wouldn’t Be Stolen. Came Back The Next Day To This. 🥴
#79
Definitely Can't Park In My Dining Room, Sir
#80
Oh Man Can't Park There
Janissary35680 3 months ago
Height's OK though and so is length. Two out of three dimensions ain't bad.
#81
Can't Swim There Mate
#82
You Can't Stop To Change Your Tyre There, Sir!
#83
Can't Park There Mate!
#84
Actual Image From My First Driving Lesson..!
#85
Poor Training?
#87
Can't Park There, Mate
#88
2fast4urself
#89
Dpd Drivers Be Parking Anywhere Just To Get Their Next Day Delivery On Time
#90
They Park Anywhere In San Francisco
#91
Can't Park Your Naziwagon There Mate
#92
Please Refrain From Stopping Your Vehicle There Old Chum
#94
I Mean, You're Supposed To Park There; But In This Instance It Was Still A Bad Idea
#96
Can't Park There Mate
#97
Asda Delivery Van Got Stuck & Abandoned In A Field In North Yorkshire, Happeneds Yesterday
#98
Truck On A Roof
#100
Can't Park There Mate!
#101
Can’t Park There Mate
#102
Maybe The Drive-Thru Was Closed?
#103
Bit Tight To Park There Mate
#104
It’s Always A Bmw Parking Where They Shouldn’t
Fack Suckerberg 3 months ago
Car was dragged 100m after collision. Toddler in the backseat. Minor injuries only. Pure luck.
#105
Sussex Police
#106
Can't Taxi There, Mate
M O'Connell 3 months ago
June 13, 2013 Maintenance workers were performing an engine test when the plane jumped its wheel chocks and ran into a hangar.
#107
Which One Of You Was It?
#108
You Can't Park There, Mate Has Come To My Neighborhood
#109
Driver Drove The Car Into The Clapton Pond
#110
Alfa On A Test Drive Parks On Top Of A Brand New Porsche 911, Also Damages A Merc, And A Cayenne And A 718 Out Of Shot
#111
That’s Private Property, Mate…
#112
Honestly More Impressed You Got It Up There Mate
#114
A Just Car Crashed Into My Apartment Building
#115
Can’t Park There, Mate
#116
Subaru Drivers…
Bree Davis 3 months ago
Actually the title should read "All Queensland Drivers".... love, Victorian Drivers
#117
Taking A Quick Dip
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Daniel 3 months ago
1 out of 50?? There are more airplanes than cyber trucks on this list.
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Seadog 3 months ago (edited)
I've forgotten some of the details due to time but my son had to deliver some medical equipment to a hospital. The crane and crew were on scene. the entire area was closed off. Some woman drives through the barriers and parks right by the crane. The workers of course told her the area was closed and she couldn't park there. In all her self-entitled Karen authority she basically told them to F off, she always parks there and walked off. Son shows up in his rig, asks about the car and they told him she wouldn't listen and to go ahead and park, they're not waiting for her. So now her car is trapped between the crane, it's outriggers and my sons rig. Guess who comes out and demands they move everything to let her out? Guess who had to wait several hours? Guess who didn't get in a hurry about doing anything that had to be done to clear a path for her?
General Anaesthesia 3 months ago
FSD, Fool Self-Driving does them in every time.
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1 out of 50?? There are more airplanes than cyber trucks on this list.
Load More Replies... Seadog 3 months ago (edited)
I've forgotten some of the details due to time but my son had to deliver some medical equipment to a hospital. The crane and crew were on scene. the entire area was closed off. Some woman drives through the barriers and parks right by the crane. The workers of course told her the area was closed and she couldn't park there. In all her self-entitled Karen authority she basically told them to F off, she always parks there and walked off. Son shows up in his rig, asks about the car and they told him she wouldn't listen and to go ahead and park, they're not waiting for her. So now her car is trapped between the crane, it's outriggers and my sons rig. Guess who comes out and demands they move everything to let her out? Guess who had to wait several hours? Guess who didn't get in a hurry about doing anything that had to be done to clear a path for her?
General Anaesthesia 3 months ago
FSD, Fool Self-Driving does them in every time.
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