40 Posts About “Genius” Kids That Are So Clearly Lies, It’s Embarrassing (New Pics)

This is actually true 🤣

Maybe. I can see an 8 year old saying that

I can actually see this happening - kids have just had a (very important) lesson on the importance of consent, class joker decides to be funny, and you have a tweet ready to be sent.

i think i saw this on a “funny things kids say list” on here

i think a second grader should learn their manners

I could believe this

I've often wondered the same

Women didn't generally approach or initiate relationships with men in days gone by, so Miss/Mrs help keep men from bothering married women. You go back far enough and apparently only women could commit adultery. So a man's marital status was not deemed important (or incriminating) enough to warrant a title.

I’m inclined to believe a child would question that, just not with these words ;)

in school we call female teachers 'Ms' regardless of if they're married or not.

I think I read somewhere that there actually were such words for man. They just fell out of use for some reason.

Yeah, deciding to take my husband's last name was a f*cking nightmare. New driver's license, new library card, name change on bank account (and even though I had my new license in my new name, I had to provide my marriage certificate. I told this stupid little girl teller, "Fine. Close that account & I'll open a new one. She tries to tell me she'd still need a copy of my ML - I'm like oh, really? And unless we had just had this conversation why would you ask? How do you know that's not my maiden name?) The bank manager got involved. I closed the account in my maiden name and left. I went to another branch a few miles away and opened a new account in my married name. Talk about sexist bullsh*t.

A child picks up things from the adults around them.

It used to be 'Mister' for men, and 'Master' for boys. When they are shortened, both become 'Mr'. So we don't know if it's a boy or a man.

this is 100% correct and something a 6 year old girl could easily identify

This must have been years ago, today there are a myriad other forms of address. Any time they leave out the correct form for addressing a gender fluid, fem presenting donald duck; you just know they need inclusivity training.

Hey, women always get preferential treatment.

Wow you all really have no hope for children.. lol You can't believe a 6 year old would wonder this? It is totally possible. Do you know what they're teaching kids in school these days?

In Italian there is Signorina for women and and Signorino for men :-)

Until relatively recently a boy was Master John, rather than Mister. Nowadays informaility becomes 'John', so there were 2 designations for males, but one ended after childhood, rather than marriage.

I thought the same but i doubt a child cares

Upvote for the title

Depending on the age, a kid could’ve actually written this. However chances are if it was a kid they wrote it trying to be a smart a**e

i love that chart

Wait until she sees barbie and comments on the nonsensical beauty standard

No,that's probably bleach. Somebody was murdered here.

Katie was telling a joke. I highly doubt we were supposed to take that literally, given who she is.

I can’t believe a 5 year old would say that. Source: I am 5 years old.

Idk if it’s true but 😂

This looks exactly like how I wrote my cats' valentine's day cards "from" them to my ex - I wrote them with my non-dominant hand, with purposeful misspellings XD ...I'm 40

Wtf

Having been a nanny I buy this; seven-year-olds will use any excuse to start screaming about poop.. and annoyingly imitate obnoxious YouTube videos.

Never said that

Son that guy from the church isn't God and where he touched you isn't your heart

You forgot to mention that she is three.

Hollaria Briden is actually a parody/satire account

Oh my, they made up a school worksheet and all🤣

Baby don’t hurt me

Yea, painfully fake.

These captions are amazing

The look on the girl’s face clearly says “I’ve got no idea what this sign says but I’m holding it up for the picture because mummy promised me a new doll if I did”

Did you tell her you'd beat her up if she didn't say it?

This makes me cringe so hard, I can only see the gas splashing back into his little eyes and mouth. This is child endangerment.

well don’t be jealous but when i was SEVEN i was able to trip on thin air and was a MODEL student in ballet (it was for kindergartners but age is just a number) so what can YOU offer

I love when people care enough about international men's day to make up BS like this but not care enough to Google it and find out it's the 19th of November.

Blech on so many levels

I mean, I can see 13 year olds saying this. I also wanted to be able to not have kids at that age (still don’t want them)

The f**k?

Don't worry Mom, growing up may not be an issue at all for your poor kid.