It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)

My youngest son makes soufflé's, my oldest son is capable of burning water

I am allowed home alone, will eat healthy by choice and can use the oven whilst my sis is not capable of turning the oven *off* (she knows how to turn it on) and will eat candy/ hoard candy/ lie abt eating healthy and proceed to eat candy. Also cannot be left home alone

i am both at the same time pls help

Me and my brother are less than a year apart, we were both the trusted kid...until we got bored, then we did dumb stuff together that always ended in us getting in trouble. Haha.

And sometimes the more responsible kid is younger.

My 18 yr old daughter thanked me for teaching her how to change a flat tyre when she had no phone reception to call roadside assist. Never stop passing on life lessons to your children because they believe they know everything.

Children think they know everything....until they grow up and become parents. Then they realize just how much they didn't know.

My son likes the responsibility of putting gas in the car (beats being bored while I do it). For this 13th birthday last year, we took lots of trips in the car because in our state, kids aren't allowed to sit in the front seat until they're 13 (so he looked forward to it like people look forward to drinking on their 21st birthday). At one gas station, he paid for the gas up front, then came back to the car totally crushed because the teller had told him he was too young to pump gas.

I actually taught my mom how to pump gas when I was 18. She had only ever used full-service pumps but our state did away with them and went to self-serve only. I found it pretty funny to be teaching my mother something so simple!

If it's gonna cost $85 for 16 gallons of gas, the whole family better get something out of this!

That's cute.

I've noticed now that I am old, that I know a ton of stuff about a ton of stuff, but no one ever asks about it...I'm terrified of becoming that guy that hangs out in the hardware store.

Whenever I go on a walk with my dad,I ask him about any historical event,he adores history and wants his children to be interested in it,so when he hears his 11 year old daughter ask about pearl harbor,the smile on his face as he explains,and the sparkle in his eye, it's always worth it

I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

Sharing wisdom is half the fun of being a parent.

The beauty of todays smart TVs is that you can block all but four channels - leaving only educational channels. Then see if they roll their eye's and say "oK mOm, wHaTeVeR".

In "the olden days" our television had one channel and it went off the air at ten p.m.

Youngster! That's one more channel than we had...

Raising children is uphill both ways. Lol.

My grandfather walked miles through snowstorms with metre high snow drifts. Thing is he grew up in Denmark so I have my doubts on the validity of his stories. Denmark isn't particularly cold and you can't throw a rock without hitting a village.

Love is love.

My kids think Darth Vader is "the dad." They have no idea he's a murderous tyrant. They ask me to dress up as him every Halloween.

Wait until she meets her first slug in the garden!

Love is love, and love is blind.

oh jesus wait till she sees trump, the likeness is uncanny.

I want to know the ending

That's my five year. Me: Honey, I saw that you've been hiding half eaten food behind your bed. Her: "It wasn't me!" Me: Oh, so somebody broke into your room to stash their food? Her: "Maybe it was a ghost?"

My travel stash vanished, I'd saved up $800 for a trip. Stored it in hundreds in an envelope tucked into my bedframe. My sister's response to being told my stash was gone? "I didn't take your hundreds." She was 24yo.