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It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are 35 That Might Crack You Up
The month is drawing to a close, so you know what that means — a new Bored Panda collection of funny and relatable parenting tweets.
That's right, just like in March, February, January, and the years before 2022, we're continuing the no-filter series in an attempt to normalize every step of this highly demanding and equally rewarding journey.
After all, raising kids is more than dressing them up in nice clothes and taking the little rascals to play dates. There are the never-ending questions, the meltdowns, the wiping (faces, hands, butts, dribbles, snot, poo, vomit…), and, of course, the unsolicited advice from the twenty-something childfree 'grownups'.
But moms and dads learn how to deal with all of this, and much, much more. They're often sleep-deprived, tired, and have little time for their personal lives, and yet, they persevere.
So let's take a moment to see what they go through and how they deal with everything. Continue scrolling and check out what parents had to say this April!
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iblowsheep 4 years ago
I can;t get that visual out of my head. I may have just discovered my new muse.
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River Webb 4 years ago
How would you feel if some massive rando that bosses you around and tells you to eat your veggies just randomly decides to throw out your daughter? how would you feel?
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Reviewer UK01 4 years ago
Phew! Because bright red poop in a young child can also be a sign of a very serious bowel disorder that needs immediate medical help. Source: thankfully did not die of this myself, but it was close.
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Serial pacifist 4 years ago
It was just one moment of weakness. I admit I am only human. Please forgive me...
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Adrian 4 years ago
My grandson (6yo) rarely says a word except a muttered 'yes' or 'no'. Imagine our surprise when on a long trip in the country he started counting 1 2 3 4 5 6 etc. He got to over a thousand before we managed to divert his attention to animal names which went on for another hour with animals I'd never heard of, the 'tarsier' sticks in my mind. He too has a limited vocabulary according to his teacher. Lol
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River Webb 4 years ago (edited)
"but mommy wanted an extra challenge so thats why her hands were handcuffed and daddy was headbutting her legs!"
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Lynne Hammar 4 years ago
One Thanksgiving I sat at the kids' table and heard myself yelling, "Anthony! We do not touch people with a bean!!"
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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago
Not birds. They live on the water, so they're amphibic. Or strange fish.
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Emma Kilcup 4 years ago
Later: 15- Mommy, why haven't you paid my allowance to me yet? Mom- I don't know, I'l let you know when I do.
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Terry Tobias 4 years ago
When I was 5 my friend and I decided that it was time to take the training wheels off my bike by ourselves. I now wish that I'd kept them... I'm 61.
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Lynn Morello 4 years ago
Oh no mum, not potatoes and gravy again. Can't I just have my chops with bread?
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Terry Tobias 4 years ago
Slip something of your own in there that's nearby when he's not looking... the remote, car keys, your toothbrush, then you'll have two gifts and you can act surprised when you get a "gift" too!
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Lynn Morello 4 years ago
I would rather do my Maths, no matter what grade. I once went to the Math's teach in the middle of his teaching 5th grade, to ask if I could switch classes from English to Maths, I cried when he said no. I was 7
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Lynn Morello 4 years ago
It will be fun they said. Yet they won't take my kids when I need a vacation.
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Brandon Marlowe 4 years ago
Already a tradition at my house. Except: Not just on Easter and instead of eggs, it's cell phone, car keys, eyeglasses, etc.
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Laura Mende (Human) 4 years ago
That is sooo relatable! Im the youngest of five and sure enough my mom call me everything but my name...
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Judy Reynolds 4 years ago
That's good - imagine how freaked out you'd be if the balloons talked to you!
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Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 4 years ago
I hated when my mum blasted her music when she cleaned, I felt so overwhelmed and overstimulated, couldn’t escape it.
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Panda in the Fake South 4 years ago
When my daughter was learning about communion in preschool she was with my wife in the dollar store. She pointed to the wine, "Mommy when you drink that you talk to Jesus! ".
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Terry Tobias 4 years ago
I put my pants on over my shorts and went to the store today... no kids were involved.
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Huddo's sister 4 years ago
I don't understand the point of theme parks, so that is another thing to add to the list of things my sister can do with my kids when I have some.
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You cant stop the truth 4 years ago
Always buy three. And then when you finish yours, demand part of theirs as "dad tax".
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You cant stop the truth 4 years ago
What I never understood was why it was called netflix if the movie was physically delivered to you, like, not over internet.
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Alexander Smith 4 years ago
Is this a real thing? If so I'd be a horrible mother I'm not good with social interactions!
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Sara 4 years ago (edited)
I'm teaching my kid to use the toilet so I got her a tiny toilet bc why not? (She hates it ) Anyway she was sitting on it and I was giggling because I thought she looked cute and she looks me dead in my face and says "Im not a cartoon so don't laugh at me 😡" I had to leave the bathroom to crack up bc she was so mad but a tiny human with tiny purple glasses sitting on a tiny toilet giving me a death stare is the funniest thing I've witnessed this year.
Holly Bee 4 years ago
My youngest would nod off while using his. I'd come back in to find him sprawled out like a spider monkey, butt still somehow firmly attached to the toilet. Yes there are pictures. I couldn't let a perfect blackmail moment like that pass by.
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Sara 4 years ago (edited)
I'm teaching my kid to use the toilet so I got her a tiny toilet bc why not? (She hates it ) Anyway she was sitting on it and I was giggling because I thought she looked cute and she looks me dead in my face and says "Im not a cartoon so don't laugh at me 😡" I had to leave the bathroom to crack up bc she was so mad but a tiny human with tiny purple glasses sitting on a tiny toilet giving me a death stare is the funniest thing I've witnessed this year.
Holly Bee 4 years ago
My youngest would nod off while using his. I'd come back in to find him sprawled out like a spider monkey, butt still somehow firmly attached to the toilet. Yes there are pictures. I couldn't let a perfect blackmail moment like that pass by.
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