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It's the first day of March, so you know what that means. Parenting tweets!

Every month, we at Bored Panda round up the funniest things moms and dads have said on Twitter in an attempt to capture the essence of the great and important challenges that are raising a kid.

So give your toddler something to distract them and continue scrolling to check out our best February finds.

If you go through the list and still have a minute or two to spare, fire up our earlier collections here and here.

#1

Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

IDontSpeakWhine Report

Nadine Bamberger
Community Member
4 years ago (edited)

My niece and nephew are perfect little angels when they are their friends place, they only show their true beautiful, screaming and complaining selfsfor family lol.

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    #2

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    daddygofish Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Legos are fun at any age!

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    #3

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    bekindofwitty Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I see no difference here.

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    #4

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    KatieDeal99 Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You are the victim of the Mother's Curse - "I hope you have kids who are just as ornery as YOU are!"

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    #5

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    UpsideDad Report

    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You're embarrassing her in front of the entire universe...

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    #6

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    some neko boy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Pfffft hahahahahahahah

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    #7

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    mommajessiec Report

    some neko boy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *snorts* nolas

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    #8

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    ElyKreimendahl Report

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Upvote for raising a kid with the right priorities like honesty, daddy, and dinosaurs.

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    #9

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Dad_At_Law Report

    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    lol

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    #10

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    jakery Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So is your house for that matter.

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    #11

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    chelsea_davison Report

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Can confirm.

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    #12

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    RateMySalad Report

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Mum, this milk tastes funny.....Maybe it's spoiled...."

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    #13

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How true! How very true!

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    #14

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Dad_At_Law Report

    shae
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The fact that he thinks old school rap will make him the cool dad to kids is the real joke here

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    #15

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    ElyKreimendahl Report

    Antonia
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    now you have to learn her to clean and cook

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    She's got a point there.

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    #17

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    sweetmomissa Report

    Orlando Pitcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'll get the gravestone... *Gravestones

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    #18

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Sounds like my grandson

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    #19

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    reallifemommy3 Report

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wait till she finds it and hides it.

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    #20

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    threetimedaddy Report

    Madzdad the Bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Na na na na na na na na, BAT CHEESE!

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    #21

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    MichaelVogel1 Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's MUCH more worrying when at teenager does that!

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    #22

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No doubt we have the same child!🤪

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    #23

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Even the hot iron couldn't deliver a burn like that.

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    #24

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    WendyMolyneux Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You go Mommy!

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    #25

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    ramblinma Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And if we can't do that we'll follow behind you and ask you a million questions all at once.

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    #26

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    daddygofish Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    One of the many circles of life.

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    #27

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Maybe she wanted to butter YOU up?

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    #28

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Six_Pack_Mom Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The fussy eater super vision strikes again.

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    #29

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    dadmann_walking Report

    Orlando Pitcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    More gravestones coming up.

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    #30

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    morninggloria Report

    IsABELLA
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    https://www.etsy.com/listing/960443348/sleeping-baby-sign-shhh-baby-sleeping?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=do+not+knock+sign&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&bes=1&listing_id=960443348&listing_slug=sleeping-baby-sign-shhh-baby-sleeping&plkey=48d82d672cbee9c501d323218e6b5827236e2b0f%3A960443348

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    #31

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HenpeckedHal Report

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This. The big blue one has started a fist fight with my boys.

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    #32

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    shae
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My brain already does this, it might be fun to have someone else along for the ride. I'll consider your recommendation, sir

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    #33

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    When I was 26 and my daughter was 5, she had old timers day at school. She dressed like me! I could not for the life of me see the humor.

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    #34

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    CrockettForReal Report

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Future Betty white?

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    #35

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    SweetPea1636 Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well maybe you do look like a cute purple squirrel, we don't know.

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    #36

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    themultiplemom Report

    Dhairya Gupta
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why don't u like Thanos ??

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    #37

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Well he did ask.

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    #38

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Dad_At_Law Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Or a cat.

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    #39

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    Madzdad the Bard
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Just don't give them a stapler...

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    #40

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Smooheed Report

    LeoValdezAndFestus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Did she see a pic of Donald Trump?

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    #41

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HenpeckedHal Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The days are long but the years are short in parenting time.

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    #42

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And the commercials even better.

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    #43

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    themultiplemom Report

    rumade
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    6 year olds shouldn't have homework :( they need time to play and be kids

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    #44

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    ElyKreimendahl Report

    VM37
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mine does that with fish. "look mommy, it's a fish. Here are it's eyes, mouth, taill, flins.... It's dead, it can't bite me, or swimm. Let's cook it!

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    #45

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Wordesse Report

    g90814
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'd hate to see what a Monday raisin looks like.

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    #46

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Precision : she did not say "going to Disneyland", she said "Disneyland"... Better start saving.

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    #47

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    MumInBits Report

    Derpy_Greyh0und69
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    lol and then there's the difference between 9 and 10!

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    #48

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    bessbell Report

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Quarantennials are going to be interesting

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    #49

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I guess there is a difference.

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    #50

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    VM37
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    It takes about 2 and a half years or mabye 3 to get them to slep full night. Perfect time to have a other baby...... And we did that again. Why dont parents learn from ther mistakes?!

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    #51

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I agree.

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    #52

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    threetimedaddy Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh the horror!

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    #53

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    simoncholland Report

    LeoValdezAndFestus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Gotta defeat them rival dads!

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    #54

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    MommyCocktail Report

    thebossanovabird
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    She’s a bit confused but she has the spirit

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    #55

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Tobi_Is_Fab Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Correct.

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    #56

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He has a very busy schedule.

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    #57

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    LibertyLayne01 Report

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mine is 20 and still does this

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    #58

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    mommajessiec Report

    Blaze master
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Im a teen and I knew all the people from the halftime show 🥲

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    #59

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    pro_worrier_ Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Being bent, yellow, and for scale?

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    #60

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    copymama Report

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    OH GAWD IT IS ISNT IT

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    #61

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mood

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    #62

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    michimama75 Report

    Sophie Prest
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    i'm 14 and this would be my exact words if I watched the Olympics

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    #63

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Dad_At_Law Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My grandma did that when she had to go to the hospital and the staff didn't believe us when we told them about her early stages dementia. She went into every room when the night nurse was busy with an emergency, pulled out all the clothes and everything else she could grab and threw it into a big pile she fell asleep on afterwards. It was especially fun to figure out the numerous dentures correct owners.

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    #64

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    IDontSpeakWhine Report

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    NO- not the Wordle!!!

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    #65

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    LeoValdezAndFestus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Odd1sout?

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    #66

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    ksujulie Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    At least they know their basic math.

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    #67

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    RandiLawson Report

    Ethan Lang
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Oh boy, just what I always wanted: Another bot! Gang meet gaxeni5021, The new bot to yell at!

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    #68

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    bekindofwitty Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Being forewarned is nice

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    #69

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Chhapiness Report

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If you mention a puppy in a post, a pic of puppy MUST be included. This should be declared an internet rule.

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    #70

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    MomOnFire Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    A nice bouquet of ear buds maybe.

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    #71

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Smart

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    #72

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Same difference.

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    #73

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    May
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mood

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    #74

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    mommajessiec Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ☕☕☕☕☕☕

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    #75

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Wordesse Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Favorite thing right after having to put the pre chewed food they offering you in your mouth so they won't get upset.

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    #76

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    missglh_ Report

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Screen_Sho...96-png.jpg Screen_Shot_2018-12-12_at_10239_PM-621e30fd18096-png.jpg

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    #77

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HenpeckedHal Report

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You need to make up with her, so she doesn't do something like this again!

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    #78

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    mommajessiec Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Proof?

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    #79

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    James Nall
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The lowest of the fruits...

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    #80

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What are thoooooose?

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    #81

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Harder & more unexpected than a Math Pop Quiz.

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    #82

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    CynicalTherapi1 Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Alexa: where did she come from, where did she go?

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    #83

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    None

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    #84

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    mom_tho Report

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Until you have teenagers with homework and projects and activities and then it feels like you blink and it's midnight

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    #85

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    sweetmomissa Report

    Jo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Or you have both...

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    #86

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    reallifemommy3 Report

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    For you or the kid?

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    #87

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    kevinthedad Report

    Have ya gotta polo?
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    You have been promoted to servant! XD

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    #88

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Back in my day they were called mum jokes cause it was my mum telling them

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    #89

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    VM37
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Me: "what do you want for dinner?" Her:"anything." Me:"ok, peas it is." Her: "anything I wolud eat" Me: "ok, pasta then, for the 5th time this week.

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    #90

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Chhapiness Report

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Does this ever work?🤨

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    #91

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    simoncholland Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Om nom mac n cheese

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    #92

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    ElyKreimendahl Report

    Ace Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    it's a real struggle!

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    #93

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    copymama Report

    Deth Invictus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The horrors that lie within!

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    #94

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    copymama Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Good question, though.

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    #95

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    beingyelisa Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My entire childhood

    #96

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Milady Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Truer words were NEVER spoken. Same goes for laundry.

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    #97

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    pro_worrier_ Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    How...

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    #98

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    mom_needsalife Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What makes them magic?

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    #99

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Dad_At_Law Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hehe

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    #100

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    SnarkyMommy78 Report

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My mom and I are already planning what kind of grandma she would be. Apparently she's going to spoil my kids and do my chores. Now all I need to do is have kids...

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    #101

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    Chhapiness Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Can't you just... Like... Pay the tuition and tell them to f**k off?

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    #102

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    copymama Report

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Plain are my fav.

    #103

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    evangeline_dawn Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ummmm

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    #104

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    reallifemommy3 Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's bananas.

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    #105

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    notmythirdrodeo Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They are easier to see at night.

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    #106

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Do as I say don't do as I do.

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    #107

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    deloisivete Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    XD

    #108

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    LMemeit Report

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Just wait until they're teenagers. My grocery bill feels like it has doubled. D:

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    #109

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    Puck
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is "honor roll" just an expression for kids with high grades or do (US?-)schools really have such a thing? And... is this only for academic achievements or also for children who perform well in other area's (sports, arts, social skills, carpentry etc etc)?

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    #110

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    daddygofish Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Humpires?

    #111

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Deth Invictus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I was always amazed at how they can sleep through a six foot fall. Sometimes I think the safety rails are just for our own peace of mind.

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    #112

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    laureber Report

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This all checks out

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    #113

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Bobby
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And the bag looking like it was attacked by a shark

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    #114

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    Dad_At_Law Report

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The problem with this situation is that sometimes babies are habitual liars. Mommy's gonna go take a nap.

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    #115

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And then theyre mad if you want to brush their hair?

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    #116

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    mommajessiec Report

    Deth Invictus
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Both of those seem bad?

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    #117

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Pizza is love

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    #118

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    HenpeckedHal Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    And all this time thought our kids never listened to us.

    #119

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    kevinthedad Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Not bad reward for the effort of cutting it up tho

    #120

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    sarcasticmommy4 Report

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The "walk of shame" is now running into the school office in your pajamas to sign your child in because they missed the bus.

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    #121

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    kevinthedad Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Mean

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    #122

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    mom_tho Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Kids: mad that they didnt get icecream

    #123

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    CArmanthegirl Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    My husband also

    #124

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    kevinthedad Report

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's easy to fix.

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    #125

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    sweetmomissa Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why is the name of wordle not a 5 letter word?

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    #126

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    meantomyself Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The worst part at sucking at stuff is people will remind you how much you suck at said stuff.

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    #127

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    pro_worrier_ Report

    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Misread the name as Professor Worrier

    #128

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-2022-February

    mom_tho Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    A kindergartner? A three page writing assignment? Hmmm... It seems as believable as the exploding unicorn's stories.

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