It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This February (50 Pics)
It's the first day of March, so you know what that means. Parenting tweets!
Every month, we at Bored Panda round up the funniest things moms and dads have said on Twitter in an attempt to capture the essence of the great and important challenges that are raising a kid.
So give your toddler something to distract them and continue scrolling to check out our best February finds.
If you go through the list and still have a minute or two to spare, fire up our earlier collections here and here.
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My niece and nephew are perfect little angels when they are their friends place, they only show their true beautiful, screaming and complaining selfsfor family lol.
You are the victim of the Mother's Curse - "I hope you have kids who are just as ornery as YOU are!"
Upvote for raising a kid with the right priorities like honesty, daddy, and dinosaurs.
And if we can't do that we'll follow behind you and ask you a million questions all at once.
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When I was 26 and my daughter was 5, she had old timers day at school. She dressed like me! I could not for the life of me see the humor.
Well maybe you do look like a cute purple squirrel, we don't know.
Precision : she did not say "going to Disneyland", she said "Disneyland"... Better start saving.
My grandma did that when she had to go to the hospital and the staff didn't believe us when we told them about her early stages dementia. She went into every room when the night nurse was busy with an emergency, pulled out all the clothes and everything else she could grab and threw it into a big pile she fell asleep on afterwards. It was especially fun to figure out the numerous dentures correct owners.
Oh boy, just what I always wanted: Another bot! Gang meet gaxeni5021, The new bot to yell at!
Favorite thing right after having to put the pre chewed food they offering you in your mouth so they won't get upset.
You need to make up with her, so she doesn't do something like this again!
Until you have teenagers with homework and projects and activities and then it feels like you blink and it's midnight
Back in my day they were called mum jokes cause it was my mum telling them
My mom and I are already planning what kind of grandma she would be. Apparently she's going to spoil my kids and do my chores. Now all I need to do is have kids...
Can't you just... Like... Pay the tuition and tell them to f**k off?
Just wait until they're teenagers. My grocery bill feels like it has doubled. D:
I was always amazed at how they can sleep through a six foot fall. Sometimes I think the safety rails are just for our own peace of mind.
The problem with this situation is that sometimes babies are habitual liars. Mommy's gonna go take a nap.
The "walk of shame" is now running into the school office in your pajamas to sign your child in because they missed the bus.
The worst part at sucking at stuff is people will remind you how much you suck at said stuff.
A kindergartner? A three page writing assignment? Hmmm... It seems as believable as the exploding unicorn's stories.
Me: do your chores 8:I have to pee 1st. After an hour I realize we both forgot she had to do her chores. Distraction level 💯
Did you BOTH forget, or no? Your daughter/son is going to be a master illusionist
Load More Replies...Somehow 4&5 yr olds have trained 2yr to bring them drinks and snacks. Should I be amazed or worried
As a 17 year old who has trained the 6, 4, and 2 year old to do things, you should be amazed.
Load More Replies...Me: do your chores 8:I have to pee 1st. After an hour I realize we both forgot she had to do her chores. Distraction level 💯
Did you BOTH forget, or no? Your daughter/son is going to be a master illusionist
Load More Replies...Somehow 4&5 yr olds have trained 2yr to bring them drinks and snacks. Should I be amazed or worried
As a 17 year old who has trained the 6, 4, and 2 year old to do things, you should be amazed.
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