People Are Sharing Priceless “Not My Job” Moments Caught In Pictures And Here’re 50 Of The Laziest Ones

ズﾑᄃﾉ 5 years ago (edited)

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IsThatAFreakingJoJosReference 5 years ago

I don't get why people are downvoting ズﾑᄃﾉ they were just saying and there is a difference. Anime comes from Japan, and cartoons come from the west. It actually kind of ticks me off when people call anime cartoons, but I'm not gonna get angry about it. I just don't think people should get angry about someone who is just correcting someone. ( ah frick I rambled on again)

7points

David Kim 5 years ago

ANIME IS NOT A CARTOON! Anime is Japanese, cartoons are western. Also the word "cartoon" implies that it is for little kids and most anime is for people 10-20

-1point

Vorknkx 5 years ago (edited)

I remember watching a really poorly dubbed first episode of Naruto where Naruto himself sounded like an adult (and a chain-smoker too) and spoke with a rather rural accent, several female characters had male voices (while a few male characters spoke with a falsetto), and some the meanings of some words could sometimes change mid-sentence.

18points

Autumn 5 years ago

That sounds both amusing and terrible

5points

John Montgomery 5 years ago

I haven't seen it myself, but there's an infamous dubbing of the Japanese Transformers. It has things like one of the robots being called Billy and things like that.

1point

glowworm2 5 years ago

There's also an anime called Ghost Stories that did not do well in Japan, so when it came to creating an English dub, they were told to do whatever they wanted, as long as they kept the plot the same. The anime ended up sounding a lot like an abridged version of one--but this one was actually official, and it was hilarious.

1point

FunFactBot Requiem 5 years ago

I feel like the official dub for naruto sounds pretty much the same but less of the chain smoker part you can tell it’s an adult girl voicing him

0points

Kari Panda 5 years ago

Honestly, I‘d prefer that over some made-up text though.

7points

TimesNewLogan 5 years ago

Considering it's Plastic Nee-San, it probably wouldn't make much sense, regardless.

3points

Susie Eagar 5 years ago

I watch a lot of British shows, and the misheard subtitles are pretty funny! The one I'm watching right now just writes "(inaudible)" when they can't understand. It averages about 20 "(inaudibles)" an episode!

2points

Jihan Kim 5 years ago

I remember a Korean subtitles for an English movie which the maker admitted faking it all through the movie... at the end of the movie.

2points

Kisses4Katie 5 years ago

I used to borrow fansubs for Dragon Ball GT back in 97/98/99! Good times, those tapes got around!!

2points

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

I remember watching an Anime that had the captions: "something in Spanish" XD

2points

MiaOokami 5 years ago

It's better than "People die when they are killed" and "Fun things are fun"

2points

Marta Kęska 5 years ago

Once I watched the movie, the most important, emotional moment and the translation says: "don't understand, some psychological bullshit"

1point

#2

The Sign's Up, Boss!

Final score:

404points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Can't argue with that

154points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

You really can't!

11points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

It's a sign. You just ignore it. Who's arguing with a sign...?

0points

Katie Bell 5 years ago

I can argue with it id just lose

0points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

ah yes the floor here is made out of floor

15points

Paul K. Johnson 5 years ago

I thought the patio was closed because it's not open. Thankfully there's a notice to clear it up for me.

11points

Peter Shen 5 years ago

parents be like

6points

LittleMissLotus 5 years ago

"Because I said so, that's why"

6points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

2020 is currently not ok because it's bad

6points

Pogy Nevis 5 years ago

Tell me something I don't know.

4points

(Dramatic music plays) 5 years ago

you dont say?

3points

ERIN W. 5 years ago

WELL THERE YA HAVE IT FOLKS! MAKES SINCE TO ME!

3points

History Fan 5 years ago

Hey, he speaks truth.

3points

#3

Fixed The Broken Clock, Boss

Final score:

403points

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Viz 5 years ago

The age-old riddle of How many Americans do you need to replace a broken clock?

63points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Starting from the guy who reports it broken? Loads of them.

15points

Eagle Girl 5 years ago

so there's no slackers where you live? must be nice

7points

Yakko Warner 5 years ago (edited)

Darn it, my comment posted twice, sorry

4points

KYRA ROBIN 5 years ago

Tape

2points

Anxious-lesbian-disaster 5 years ago

25

1point

Kristopher 5 years ago

It is the common core way of things

1point

Shirley Kylmanen Fischer 5 years ago

Educational system to blame?? Do parents take NO responsibility for things like this???

0points

Anxious-lesbian-disaster 5 years ago

As an American (I hate being one tho) I can confirm the answer is 25

0points

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

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Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

I bet the teachers paid for that clock. And the tape. And probably for the ladder.

6points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

This is what I think their reasoning is:the big clock will eventually be fixed so don't take it down, and cover it up so people don't see the wrong time.

6points

Mira Lee 5 years ago

Nah, it's because janitors aren't payed well so they will never fix the original clock, therefore second clock.

0points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 5 years ago

This is a real lifehack. The clock in front is standard time and the one in back is daylight savings time.

5points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Good temporary solution.

4points

Rissie 5 years ago

Or maybe fixing it requires some parts that take time to deliver and this person, who clearly used a clean removable tape and took the time to tape it relatively neatly, thought is was important that there was a temporary solution.

4points

Janet Miller 5 years ago

It works. And if you don't have money or time to repair the big one, why not?

3points

Pogy Nevis 5 years ago

Duck tape solves everything

3points

Stacy S. 5 years ago

Looks like Blue Painters Tape was used. Will NOt last long. Hopefully not fall on a person head.

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Probably not meant to last long, but students gotta know what the time is.

0points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

I fix a clock like that

2points

Bored Panda reached out to the creator and moderator of the r/NotMyJob subreddit, who goes by the handle u/ani625, to find out more about this online community. u/ani625 explained that the saying “not my job” in the title of the subreddit refers to someone doing just their bare minimum of their job, and nothing more.

“This results in the 'product' being far from neat/complete/usable, depending on what it is,” the moderator explained. This extreme lack of care and attention makes it a perfect combo for absurd situations, which fuels r/NotMyJob.

#4

Whoever Named These Streets

Final score:

400points

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స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ 5 years ago

I like it. This is not a fail, it's creative.

231points

Just_A_Pansexual_Gal 5 years ago

I've seen one by the C&O canal in Maryland that's called Back Rd. The funny thing is that it is literally a back road.

13points

Tony Reynolds 5 years ago

It absolutely is a fail. Street names should not be confusing when giving directions. This one is.

1point

Maria Ivanilova 5 years ago

Now imagine explaining how to get to your house?

1point

The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 5 years ago

Not very helpful though.

0points

Angela Robinson 5 years ago

I lived in Lake Jackson, Texas, U.S.A. and they have streets named This Way, That Way, Circle Way, and Any Way.

20points

Panda Mona 5 years ago

Really? No way! LOL

0points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

"Were is (insert place)?" "Oh, it's on That Street." "That street?" "No that's Other Street, you wanna go on That Street."

17points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Lol I'm laughing just imagining this

2points

Melissa C 5 years ago

Porters Lake, Nova Scotia (Canada) :)

12points

Soap 5 years ago

"Yeah, just go down This Rd to get to That Rd" "Which road?" "Oh The Other St"

8points

GVL 5 years ago

Genius.

0points

History Fan 5 years ago

I passed a street called "My street". Next to it was "Our Street"

7points

Farid Adiyanto 5 years ago

They should add "What St" "Where do you live? " "What St." "... Where?" "I live in What St." "What?" "Exactly.."

6points

Ginny Weasly 5 years ago

Kid: I’m going to my friends house! Mum: ok, which street is it on Kid: um, Other street. Mum: what other street? Kid: the one across from That Street and near This Street. Mum: What?

4points

Danny Bai 5 years ago

Welcome to canada

4points

howdylee 5 years ago

near me, we have "Justamere Street" :)

4points

Francesa Miller 5 years ago

I passed that street for YEARS until I actually read the sign.

0points

#5

Workin For The Big Man

Final score:

396points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

I'm really curious to know who has the balls to sign a bible

244points

A.M. Pierre 5 years ago

Back in March 2019 when tornadoes hit Alabama, Trump arrived and signed people's bibles. Some people thought it was sacrilegious, some said it was a sign from God, and some sold their copies on eBay for thousands of dollars. I'm not going to comment on it one way or another, I'm just saying it happened.

98points

KYRA ROBIN 5 years ago (edited)

I would sign it with a with a five pointed star (this is joke just in case someone needs to know, i'm not a religious person, i'm sorry if i offend anyone)

11points

Patti Vance 5 years ago

who? donald trump - that's who! he had the temerity to sign bibles and hand them out as if he was confirming those that were saying he was the second coming.

10points

Jose Ortiz 5 years ago

I used to write raps on the blank pages..

4points

Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago

He! Who else! How can you ask something like this? (I'm joking, of course)

3points

Julius Martin 5 years ago

chuck norris

3points

Lorrie Kundrat 5 years ago

tRump did

2points

Anne 5 years ago

The authors? I mean.. we all know the book has been rewritten a lot of times by now so..

2points

Anne Reid 5 years ago

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2points

Quazmodic 5 years ago

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1point

Patricia Medeiros 5 years ago

Trump did it, don't you remember?

1point

Casey Pena 2 years ago (edited)

Is an imaginary god gonna get mad an strike me down I.......I smoke joints out of bible paper😁

0points

Casey Pena 2 years ago

Why .is the imaginary god got get mad

0points

Greg Hughes 4 years ago

Ooh, I know..... Donald Trump trump-bibl...3-jpeg.jpg

0points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

that's not how signing works !

0points

Nikki Hilton 5 years ago

Well, we saw trump autograph bibles that time. IDK WTF he was thinking.

0points

Ljdia 5 years ago

Maybe the one who translated this version?

0points

Levi 5 years ago

Ghe pope

0points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

God has the biggest balls of all.

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

Thanks for buying my book, hope you enjoy it! - God PS: please leave a review

25points

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

5 stars for the newer translated version. 4.5 for King James version, beautiful but hard to understand

4points

JK Rowling 5 years ago

The Head Honcho Himself.

4points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Seems legit

3points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Like Santa, he delegates.

0points

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

Well, it doesn't say who signed it. Could be the pool guy, the butler, anyone.

2points

Who? Me? 5 years ago

* confused noises intensify*

2points

mph seti 5 years ago

It's been written, re-written and edited down (and up) so many times over the centuries...We'll never find out who all the authors were.

2points

Logan Jones 5 years ago

Not true.

0points

స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ 5 years ago (edited)

Do not recommend. Zero stars.

2points

Quazmodic 5 years ago (edited)

It WAS written by humans, after all. Surely there are not people who think God wrote it, are there?

1point

Kateryna 5 years ago

This is probably either misplaced or a prank

1point

#6

Painted Wales’ Flag For Ya, Boss

Final score:

390points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

At least they know there's a dragon on the flag

160points

wandile dludlu 5 years ago

They even used the right colour for the word

33points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

🤣

1point

Katie Bell 5 years ago

Big brain

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Fraid not. No such things as dragons. That's a worm.

-3points

wandile dludlu 5 years ago

This is fine... this is the best drawing of the welsh flag I've seen

14points

Soap 5 years ago

TO be fair, a dragon is hard to draw.

9points

Dynein 5 years ago

Fair enough.

9points

Sheena Ferr 5 years ago

This person has totally accepted his artistic abilities/limits and I accept that.

6points

glowworm2 5 years ago

At least they spelled dragon correctly.

6points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Yeah, you have to give 'em bonus points for that.

3points

Lisa Simpson 5 years ago (edited)

This is actually funny

5points

Chris 5 years ago

I'm assuming the French flag has been cropped out?

3points

Eunice Probert 5 years ago

If they didn't want to draw a dragon, they could have gone with the St. David's flag, which is black with a yellow cross.

2points

okpkpkp 5 years ago

My last name has Welsh (and Irish and English) origins so this is funny to me.

1point

The community was launched 7 years ago when “an image of a dead animal painted over on a road became popular on another subreddit.” u/ani625 said that this particular case depicted the road painters being too lazy to do a better job.

“Someone said the phrase 'not my job!' in the comments, and people seem to be interested in such an idea. I created /r/NotMyJob and linked the subreddit then and there, which got its first few subscribers.”

From there, it picked up steam “as users kept on mentioning the sub all over Reddit whenever they saw such content, and the subreddit grew.” Today, it has about 25-30 daily posts shared by 717k members.

#7

Answered All The Questions, Boss!

Final score:

385points

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Falcon 5 years ago

Ah, just like all the EA Sport games the past 3 years 🤣

102points

Leonel Franco 5 years ago

Or the iPhone

10points

Curry on... 5 years ago

Or the chats where it asks you to write out your problem, then the rep comes on, doesn't read a single thing you wrote and asks you what is the problem.

15points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

2-2 minutes. That quite a narrow time frame.

14points

Enalpria 5 years ago

2-2 is 0. So, it took him 0 minutes to look into it.

6points

Pogy Nevis 5 years ago

The four is newer, bud, it means that they decided that the amount of money for the previous one wasn't enough for them.

5points

deanna woods 5 years ago

All the agent had to say was "I don't know".

5points

Troux 5 years ago

I think this tells me all I need to know about the brand.

5points

Sofia Cohn 5 years ago

Sure, it "Disconnected"

4points

Quazmodic 5 years ago

TIP: Always "copy" your initial question to clueless chat support people so you can "paste" it again over and over again.

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Better tip would be to ditch those places and shop with someone who cares about their customers enough to provide a decent support service.

1point

Jeremy Porter 5 years ago

Sounds like new iPhone models.

1point

Panda Mona 5 years ago

The agent stutters while writing the answers. That´s why he had disconnected, he couldn´t handle the the situation longer than 2-2 minutes ...

1point

#8

Installed The Street Lights Boss

Final score:

354points

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Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

I think the lamp is trying to call Batman...

258points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 5 years ago

XD, that's a good one

20points

Bubbs Art 5 years ago

Batsignal?

7points

Batman is coming 5 years ago

All men have limits. They learn what they are and learn not to exceed them. I ignore mine.

5points

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

It's the BatLight!

4points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

I'd be trying to call batman, too, if I looked like that.

2points

rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago

a beautiful metaphor of mankind constantly trying to free itself of its earthly bonds to seek higher purpose and meaning in the beyond

10points

Sawdust 5 years ago

But one of the streetlights always dreamed of the stars...

3points

Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago

Hey, Aliens! 2020 gonna be over quick, come quickly..😂😂

3points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

They are also smack dab in the middle of the sidewalk.

3points

Pamela24 5 years ago

Sorry to get all dark but there's a lamp in Prague made like this as a monument to people who have lost their lives to suicide under a bridge that used to be used for this for a long time (not any more thanks to the barriers). It's really a fascinating piece of art called "Out of their own decision". https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_vlastn%C3%ADho_rozhodnut%C3%AD_%E2%80%93_Memento_mori (You'll have to google translate, sorry.)

2points

Vikash Kumar 5 years ago

Signal to autobots..

2points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Brilliant!

2points

Jeremy Porter 5 years ago

Bat signal

1point

Richard McArthur 5 years ago

That's not "not my job", it's a job badly done.

1point

#9

Amblivious

Final score:

345points

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Nerdlife 5 years ago

The right word is ambidextrous right?

253points

Tracy 5 years ago

Yes. They were able to get it right in the actual article.

35points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

Well, he's definitely not a semi-aquatic animal that has moved past his larval stage and into his terrestrial adulthood. (Yes he's ambidextrous.)

23points

Hugo McColl 5 years ago

The right word is ambidextrous, left?

11points

Eric Robinson 5 years ago

It's the right and left word! But yes, it's ambidextrous!

7points

Pete 5 years ago

Actual right and left

7points

The Chosen One 5 years ago (edited)

🎶 he's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action🎶

6points

Just a Snowball 5 years ago

no, he is lizard boi 🦎🦎

6points

Ken Murray 5 years ago

Check out the adverb ambidextrously - it's got 14 different letters and none repeat.

4points

Sara 5 years ago

Left

4points

izzy.kitsune 5 years ago

oh i thought of ambitious haha

2points

Nopunintendo 5 years ago

Yes

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

And left.

1point

Sorican 5 years ago

or left. but it's nothing sinister.

1point

Jane Ramirez 5 years ago

Yes. And it's right there in the second paragraph, for all to see. Except the headline guy.

1point

Tinder of the SkyWings 3 years ago

Yes. And what makes it worse is that the article spelled it correctly.

0points

R. Lynx 5 years ago

Unless he also has webbed fingers that help with knuckleball pitches, and he spends a lot of time in the showers and jacuzzi.

0points

Quazmodic 5 years ago (edited)

Left. No! Both.

0points

Jackson Red 5 years ago

yup

0points

23AClark 5 years ago

Yes it is. 😁

0points

Levi 5 years ago

No amphibious

0points

Rachel Wray 5 years ago

That's correct

0points

izzy.kitsune 5 years ago

i only read the title... ^-^

0points

MonicaChicagoGal 5 years ago

Yes it is...

0points

Jill 5 years ago

It would be fun if they could play in the water as well. Can you imagine a baseball type of waterpolo!

9points

glowworm2 5 years ago

I didn't know Aquaman played baseball.

7points

Falcon 5 years ago

Damn, I need to start watching MLB if they hire mythical creatures like Mermen into their teams.

4points

Zophra 5 years ago

Better not be throwing frogs...

3points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

I wonder if amphibians use both arms??

2points

Batman is coming 5 years ago

He's cold blooded

2points

Jeremy Porter 5 years ago

He has to sit in a tank of water in between innings.

1point

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Wow, they're bullies on bored panda!.

1point

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

Amphidextrous

1point

#10

Finished Putting Up The Sign Boss

Final score:

326points

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Melissa C 5 years ago

Ok but could you use that as a legal defense?

155points

Falcon 5 years ago

I imagine you could, since the sign says "fine". Legally you don't have to guess what a sign is meant to say, but to read what it says.

54points

Liz 5 years ago

Honestly, probably not. I once got a ticket for parking in a resident permit-only area. I was literally parked under the pole with all the parking laws and there wasn't a single sign about it being resident permit-only parking. Well, guess what? They declined my appeal. Still had to pay plus an additional fine because I didn't get the letter until after the 30 day period. Point being, if it makes them money, they'll make you pay it.

4points

Kitty Berkenbile 5 years ago

In a America, sign does not make law. Karen do.

4points

Janet Miller 5 years ago

Was wondering that also.

4points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

No, not in Texas. All signs must state what statue gives the authority. You can't just put up a sign that says "all cars will be towed" without proper citation.

2points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

I'd sure give it a shot!

1point

Quazmodic 5 years ago

Definitely.

1point

23AClark 5 years ago

😄😄

1point

Katie Bell 5 years ago (edited)

You can use anything as a legal defense not saying you'd win but you could

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

On looks like I can park here... 3 hours later, why is there a ticket.

5points

Just a Snowball 5 years ago

ok *phew*

5points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Hahahaha

2points

Tenley Samson 5 years ago

everyhthing is FINE.

5points

Panda Mona 5 years ago

we need more signs like that!

0points

John Montgomery 5 years ago

Passive aggressive sign.

4points

Sk FaiXan 5 years ago

damnn florida....

4points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Love signs that make this kinda mistake.🤣

2points

Leonel Franco 5 years ago

OK

2points

max murray 4 years ago

All fine!

1point

History Fan 5 years ago

"Hey, why is there a bazooka on top of that Pontiac?"

1point

Janet Miller 5 years ago

😊😃

0points

#11

Got Those Smoke Detectors Marked Up, Boss

Final score:

324points

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rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago

I wonder how many floor smoke detectors he installed

128points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Or what he smoked before detecting his job.

19points

Just a Snowball 5 years ago

tendy-two

6points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

I was at the office for a few days during summer. We got an email saying they were testing the fire alarms. When I went home for the day, there was an alarm on the floor in the middle of the hallways, so, at least one :D

6points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

2,020.

2points

bryguy 5 years ago

Meanwhie he's scratching his head like "the answer is always 'the ceiling'... what am I missing?"

13points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Well, it's not wrong :P

8points

Nerdlife 5 years ago

That's funny ngl... but what were they thinking?

5points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

Nobody: just put the floor smoke detectors o... on it was supposed to go on the ceiling. Oops my bad.

2points

Batman is coming 5 years ago

I had no idea. I thought you installed it on the wall.

1point

jevais 5 years ago

This couldn't get any better! I'm loving it, made me laugh for 1 minute.

1point

Anouk 5 years ago

Do NOT read these whilst at work - the hysterical cackling gets you funny looks.

1point

Ezigma 5 years ago

Sounds like my maintenance man at my apt. They use caulking to fix EVERYTHING! Lol

1point

Lucas 5 years ago

Had to remove a wallpaper border that was stuck up with caulking. Took forever.

1point

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Thanks Captain Obvious... lol

1point

#12

"I Decided It Was Faster To Draw The Qr Codes, Boss"

Final score:

323points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

logicked!

77points

Just a Snowball 5 years ago

not quite sure that hooman been knows how qr codes work...

16points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

Lol Honestly though, if this is an old picture, the person may not have had any idea how these codes work. I haven't used one yet (I am old and grumpy and refuse to do it :p )

8points

Lucas 5 years ago

I love using these! So much easier than typing in a code - but then I'm the type that will input the numbers in the wrong order so, for me, a real relief.

2points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Bwahahahaha.....!

8points

bryguy 5 years ago

NAILED IT!

6points

Batman is coming 5 years ago

Let me just scan those real quick.

4points

あんぱんまん 5 years ago (edited)

lemme just scan em.... yep, they work, its legit! thumbs up boss

1point

️ ReversedTarot 1 year ago

For some reason the QR codes don't work.. I can't imagine why...

0points

JUINNO TAN Moe 3 years ago

it will still work right?

0points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

seem spotty

0points

#13

Thanks, Associate's Name

Final score:

314points

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Momma Dubb 5 years ago

Awe I'm sure "Associate's Name" is so proud to be part of the #WalmartFamily. ❤️

183points

Average Grizzlies Fan 5 years ago

Yes. Associate's Name is the best Walmart employee ever.

24points

wandile dludlu 5 years ago

I think that hurts more than not being thanked.

37points

Rhaitsuni B 5 years ago

Yup

4points

John Montgomery 5 years ago

If only they had some kind of apparatus that told you their name. Perhaps a badge of some kind. Perhaps have them wear it on their chest where most would see it.

16points

Viviane 5 years ago

"Mr. and Mrs. name welcome their new baby, associate's."

14points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

HAHAHAHA

1point

Sofia Cohn 5 years ago

They must feel so appreciated. ❤️

13points

Dirk Daring 5 years ago

I wonder if Associate's Name knows Current Occupant. I have a BUNCH of their mail.

10points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago (edited)

Wow, I do too! Current Occupant sure gets a lot of catalogs and ads.

2points

El muerto 5 years ago

what a coincidence...two people with names

9points

Cadmar Orion 5 years ago

I think those are two different people...

4points

Levi Baker 5 years ago

They look like cardboard cutouts. Any one else think that?

3points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Yes, me.

3points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

why do they look like cardboard cut otus

3points

Doggo Georgia 5 years ago

Yeah. That's what I first thought the problem was when I saw them.

1point

#14

How I Bang Your Mother

Final score:

307points

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Dynein 5 years ago

I think that was intentional. Not authorized, but intentional.

171points

KYRA ROBIN 5 years ago

but really, really, funny

12points

Jolee Koop 5 years ago

I just wanna see what the big theory about the mets is

14points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

those Germans!

11points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

It´s prequel and a main story...

7points

Usernames 5 years ago

True story, Ted always told his kids about how he bang those girls

3points

Jill 5 years ago

It gives me a headache just trying to figure out the right word order.

3points

Anthony Henry 5 years ago

It should've been The Big Met Theory on How I Bang Your Mother

2points

DIANA REYES 5 years ago

Weird

1point

TimesNewLogan 5 years ago

I dunno, that's a pretty accurate summary of both shows.

1point

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

taff

1point

#15

I Wrote Warnings, Boss

Final score:

290points

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Hans 5 years ago

Priorities.

122points

Alix BLAIR 5 years ago

yes

2points

Sprinkled Donut 5 years ago

Hurry, smoke first. Safety isn't around!

7points

Zayd Long 5 years ago

I just realized what he was trying to do.

4points

Mike Pence's Fly 5 years ago

The engines start smoking before safety happens. That is actually correct.

4points

CrEaTiVe_duck 5 years ago

well this man/woman did use two colors

3points

Blacksheep 5 years ago

DON'T | DEAD OPEN | INSIDE

3points

Carol Scholz 5 years ago

😆

0points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

No safety, Smoking first ok wtf?

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

I think they meant "Safety First" and "NO Smoking."

2points

TimesNewLogan 5 years ago

Don't Dead, Open Inside?

1point

Rissie 5 years ago

Oh gosh, I see this one all the time on ships (live close to a harbour).

1point

#16

Took The Driver’s License Photo Boss

Final score:

289points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

I'd get a new one, but also keep this one just for laughs when i pull it out at a traffic stop... then again, I'm black and this is in the US, I'd probably get shot

326points

meapthealien 5 years ago

Depressing but hilarious 👊🏿

72points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Official report; " The officer was in fear of his life because the deceased was laughing while black after he was pulled over. It was very frightening so the officer was justified in firing 6 shots to defend himself." /S.

57points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

By liking your comment I'm not actually happy at the probability of you being shot!

31points

Sheila McEnany Markowitz 5 years ago

Wanted to give you an upvote, but the sad reality of your statement truly sucks. I'm sorry for the profound injustices you suffer. I would definitely keep the license because it looks much better than my picture! 😊

16points

Vicki Chang 5 years ago

When I bought a fishing license the clerk mixed up my height and weight. It ended up saying I was 530 pounds instead of 5'3". My height was 1'4" instead of 140 pounds.

12points

TheDemonUnderYourBed 5 years ago

*insert sharp inhale* Yeaah idk how that'll work out for you, but good luck! And may the odds be ever in your favor!

10points

Colin Mochrie At Its Finest 5 years ago

Wandile, it is so horrible for the innocent people who cannot do things like drive without fear. I am sorry.

5points

MonicaChicagoGal 5 years ago

Sad but true...

4points

MiaOokami 5 years ago

Oof! I did not expect to find a sad truth bomb here!

3points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

You would for sure get shot.

3points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

I'm so sad that you're probably right. Although - not all cops are bad, not all whites are racist & not all black people are criminals. Really wish we could get more people to embrace this FACT.

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Common theme in my life: the other day I was asked at the train station at 2am, on my way to work, for a cigarette by an African guy. I refused. He called me racist and went on a rant. The blonde girl that he had sat next to and was trying to chat up just called me an arsehole when I refused her 5 minutes before. The 5 or so other random people I handed cigarettes to the day previous just said thanks. I'll give you a figurative pat on the back if you can figure which person in this scenario was being racist.

1point

YoChicken 5 years ago

@Robert Catte dude's talking about police officers..who happen to carry guns around..

1point

Jamma 5 years ago

If not b/c you're black, because they'd think they're talking to a ghost!

1point

Casey Pena 2 years ago

Sad to say...ur probably right

0points

Jean Entley 4 years ago (edited)

Or u could not do things to get shot. Like running away while high & fighting them. 🙄 after doing something illegal.

0points

Onion rings like to make your breath smelly 5 years ago (edited)

its a sad world

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Bonus points if you can figure out why.

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

With that kind of attitude paranoid outlook I have no doubt that you'd eventually develop the behaviours that would get you shot.

0points

Cream Pie 5 years ago

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0points

Panda Mona 5 years ago

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0points

Joanne Haywood 5 years ago

What can I say apart from it’s about bloody time cops changed their attitudes, see people as people and not by colour or race.

0points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

LOL sad but true. That's the brutal reality we have to live in.

0points

GVL 5 years ago

It would be hilarious but please don't do it.

0points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

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0points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

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Kevin Watson 5 years ago

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Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

Does this mean she's a vampire?

14points

ii_xnknxwn 4 years ago

good one!

0points

MrsPossum 5 years ago

TBH, that chair is probably a better driver than some ppl I see round here, LOL

14points

Jill 5 years ago

Can you imagine getting carded and told that you look nothing like this chair?!?

11points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

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1point

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Well actually it´s the chair´s license...

11points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

I wish I had a license like this. I'd finally look good in the photo

10points

Hugo McColl 5 years ago

Same haha

0points

Me He 5 years ago

Drivers license of an invisible person

8points

MrBetoAlfaro 5 years ago

Vampires are real

6points

Lillian Jimenez 5 years ago

Is she a vampire?

6points

History Fan 5 years ago

"They never said I could teach a chair how to drive... Well.... I PROVED 'EM WRONG!"

4points

#17

I Hung That Sign In The Parking Garage, Boss

Final score:

284points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

Finally, a way to put an end to my existence

125points

BABY_FOX_ヾ(•ω•)o 5 years ago

More like ours

7points

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 5 years ago

MUM NOOOOOOO!

5points

Anxious-lesbian-disaster 5 years ago

I cant tell if ur joking or not... r u ok hun?

2points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

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Quazmodic 5 years ago

Your grandfather had to have paid it for you before you were conceived. You just need to get the ticket from him. Simple. What's the fuss?

2points

Chance Wilson 5 years ago

thats dark

2points

Hilary Mol 5 years ago

So this is in New York, then?

2points

DIANA REYES 5 years ago

Rude

1point

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

OMG A WAY TO DIE, IM INNNNNN

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

but if I don't exist I don't have to pay, existentially

0points

Theoretical Empiricist 5 years ago

Great...another go-back-in-time-and-accidently-shoot-your-great-grandfather tropes.

0points

23AClark 5 years ago

Well alrighty then!!!

0points

Panda Mona 5 years ago

thats always the problem with capitalism

0points

#18

Just Put Monday

Final score:

283points

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Adam C 5 years ago

It's sallad. Do you really need to know which monday?

99points

Kari Panda 5 years ago

Since you habe no idea how long it‘s been laying in the store already - yes.

25points

E Menendez 5 years ago

To everyone that says salad/lettuce doesn't last forever, I usually inspect what I purchase in produce and much does not have a best by date, so you look at it. If it is brown or mushy, it was last Monday. If it is still fresh and green, it is no longer good when it is wilted, brown, or mushy.

10points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Yeah exactly, just look to see how fresh it is!

2points

Cyndi Hafele 5 years ago

Yes. Salad can get slimey quick.

2points

Bizianka 5 years ago

You know, even salad doesn't stay fresh forever

1point

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

If today is Monday, yeah.

1point

Casey Pena 2 years ago

Sallad?

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

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0points

Martha Higgins 5 years ago

Salad is not spelled sallad, but this is not salad, it is lettuce.

0points

Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

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Falcon 5 years ago

If it looks like crap and smells differently... last Monday

14points

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

Dispose of when furry.

4points

Calypso poet 5 years ago

Unless it's a cat salad.

0points

Doughnut Drizzle 5 years ago

hahaha lol

2points

PaulV 5 years ago

If it's after Monday, toss it. If it's before Monday, it's fine. I know what I said.

1point

Hugo McColl 5 years ago

Noone eats salad on Mondays. Not even horses.

1point

Laura Jones 5 years ago

covers all eventualities

1point

Panda Mona 5 years ago

Tell my why ... I don´t like Mondays

1point

Hugo McColl 5 years ago

Boom town rats will tell ya....they were still wasted from the weekend.

0points

DIANA REYES 5 years ago

I don't care i love salad i would chose it over pizza (i actually would)

1point

Roe Rainrunner 5 years ago

In my country we don't put best-before-dates on salad. We just have a look at it :-D

1point

#19

Made The Name Tag, Boss

Final score:

282points

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ML 5 years ago

That fingernail bothers me more

445points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

You can get flaky fingernails like that for a lot of reasons. My mom developed them after radiation treatment. So don't be so judgey.

55points

d bradley 5 years ago

i could have lived the entire rest of my life without noticing that!....But Nooooo

10points

Liz 5 years ago

OH JESUS I did not notice that and I wish I could unnotice it now...I mean how does that even happen?

4points

Mariana Santivanez 5 years ago

Screenshot...6af2a3.png

3points

Jennifer Gould 5 years ago

Right.... "Man Sandi, get that checked"

2points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

Yeah, me too 😬😬😬

1point

Ansu Seesay 4 years ago (edited)

dear god where's the eye bleach

0points

Martha Higgins 5 years ago

Hmmm, a psychologist who bites her fingernails.....

0points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

I know! How does a nail split into sections like this?

0points

Betsy Steinhart 5 years ago

me too!

0points

Jo 5 years ago

thank god someone else noticed😬

0points

23AClark 5 years ago

😆😆😆

-1point

Triniti Armijo 5 years ago

bruh- fr-

-1point

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

OMG IT dOeS

-1point

MonicaChicagoGal 5 years ago

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tangy chip 5 years ago

i thought the name "sandi mann" was the joke here. i mean-

10points

BoredDragon 5 years ago

Me too! It’s a very... interesting name choice..🏜🙋‍♂️

0points

bryguy 5 years ago

Are we not going to talk about the fact this is THE Sand Man?

9points

StrangerOfTheDark 5 years ago

MRS SANDIMANN, BRING ME A DREAM...

5points

ToGo 5 years ago

Ah, you bet me to it haha.

0points

Soap 5 years ago

Okay but their name.

5points

Anne Reid 5 years ago

Be awesome if she specializes in insomnia cases!

8points

Amy Dodds 5 years ago

Specialist in sleep psychology

4points

Cip IESAN 5 years ago

Enter Sandimann!

4points

Berry Budgie 5 years ago

Nobody gonna mention the fact her name is Sandi Mann?

3points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

The fingernails...

3points

Clare McDuff 5 years ago

Who can take a sunrise? Sprinkle it with dew.

3points

#20

Made The Engraving, Boss

Final score:

282points

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Catto De Smol 5 years ago

"We always listen to the customer's orders!"

94points

KatHat 5 years ago

If there's an online field that you complete for engraving, and you put the above in it, NO ONE IS LOOKING AT IT; the automated process will just check the field and then engrave whatever you put in it. So user error, not a work fail.

16points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

this person was probably really ticked off

3points

Soap 5 years ago

....well, technically...

3points

Maura Furlong-MacInnis 5 years ago

I have always wondered if the reason these engravings, cakes, nametags all come back like this, is the customer was a d*ckbag on the phone and the service person decided to do some malicious compliance.

2points

cinderelly 0f sPiRiTlAnD 5 years ago

🤦🏻‍♀️ idiots

1point

Gregg Bender 5 years ago

We always do exactly what the customer tells has to do!

1point

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Does the business that made this honestly think that's what they wanted?

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

No, and the team mates or whoever probably didn't either.

0points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

Wonderful idea I DO NOT WANT ANY ENGRAVING JUST LEAVE THE METAL BLANK NO ENGRAVING, wonderful

1point

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

Hmm, are these things made 100% by machine? Order - Production -> Sending?

1point

#21

I Painted The Fence Boss

Final score:

274points

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MrsPossum 5 years ago

Someone never had a coloring book as a kid, lol. Stay inside the lines!!!

119points

Batman is coming 5 years ago

more like stay on the lines, in this case

4points

HappyPig1723 5 years ago

We actually have blue-painted trees near where we live and it's so weird.

3points

SeidWolf 5 years ago

conformist!!! 😉

1point

Adriana Coppage 5 years ago

not my job

0points

rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago

He didnt paint - he drizzled the paint on.

14points

Viviane 5 years ago

The Jackson Pollock of house painters.

8points

Momma Dubb 5 years ago (edited)

No words...

10points

aRandomPerson 5 years ago

This make me angry looking at this

8points

Joshua Seaman 5 years ago

It looks like a smurf massacre happened here 😳😂

5points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

You could sell this as modern art for millions of bucks.

3points

Damon Hill 5 years ago

Must be the same buffoon that painted my house when it was new and ruined my wood floors. Not to mention using the wrong kind of paint in the bathrooms now I can't get the wall paper off without destroying the surface of the sheetrock.

2points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

They must've paid their kids to do it.

2points

Levi Mittman 5 years ago

Is this like paper Mario color splash?

1point

Xanoron Liles 5 years ago

you painted the fence the rocks and everything else

1point

#22

Added Subtitles, Boss

Final score:

274points

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Kitten claws 5 years ago

lmao

86points

David Retsler 5 years ago

"rmao"- fixed it for you.

0points

Tiger Pearl 5 years ago

It’s be funny if that’s really what the guy said just to mess with people.

14points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

To be fair, a captionist/transcriptionist and a translator/interpreter are two completely different jobs. If this was an English captionist doing captions in English, and a Chinese phrase is used, obviously they don't understand it and it's procedure to use a [foreign] tag. Someone should have hired a Chinese captionist to fill that in.

14points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

True, but they could have written "Speaks in Chinese"

13points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

"No worries, our editor Joe can also do the subtitling. No we really do not need a translator."

3points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

Me when writing subtitles:

1point

(Dramatic music plays) 5 years ago

i need to know, what show is this?

1point

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 5 years ago

And what platform did they watch it on?

0points

Doughnut Drizzle 5 years ago

omg haha!

1point

deanna woods 5 years ago

This person must hate their job.

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Nailed it!

0points

Renée Rachel Yuen 5 years ago

When you're Asian and born in America but on the resume as a editor probably he or she speak Chinese but illiterate writing in Chinese. It's true. I can't write Chinese as well.

0points

#23

Godamnit Roy

Final score:

274points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

Parkour!

253points

Nestor Mejia Garcia29 5 years ago

Spider man parkour

16points

Imposmate 5 years ago

download-2...788070.jpg

6points

cursed--alien 5 years ago

You beat me to it!

4points

Logan Cheng 5 years ago

Godamnit Lee-Roy JJJJEEEENNNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSS

1point

CrEaTiVe_duck 5 years ago

but this isn't roblox or minecraft!! if you fall you die you dont get infinite lives and restarts =(

1point

Pau Tea 5 years ago

I can totally see Michael and Dwight: Parkour!!

1point

kkathleen517 5 years ago

I laughed so loud when I read this, I woke up my fiance. Thanks for the laugh at 6am. Great way to start the day!! " Hardcore parkour!! " -Michael G. Scott

0points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Level of difficulty... legendary.

30points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Ninja Warrior Mario World

17points

BOU 5 years ago

Batman Rises

16points

Kitten claws 5 years ago

Minecraft parkour be like

11points

Combine Elite Soldier 5 years ago

That's literally me when trying to place ladders at all.

2points

MrsPossum 5 years ago

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11points

Julia Daxenbichler 5 years ago

Parkour!

11points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

underground parkour

8points

Phil Vaive 5 years ago

That would be cool if these were all rotating at different speeds and you had to time when you climb down to the next one like a super mario game

4points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 5 years ago

I mean it still looks fun ngl lmao!!

2points

#24

Packed The Violin Bow, Boss

Final score:

272points

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ML 5 years ago

Now you can play around the corner

132points

MrsPossum 5 years ago

OMG, some companies deliver one tiny thing in a crazy massive box, but some do this??

28points

MagicEyeMaster 5 years ago

As a person who plays violin, it hurts to look at this

18points

Wolfstar 5 years ago (edited)

InTeReStInG packaging. You don't snap the f*cking bow in half. It's used to play the violin, so you gotta treat it respectfully. And the bow hair looks like human hair. Utterly lamentable. I give it a Sacrilegious/10.

16points

Piganini 5 years ago

Very lamentable

6points

Ila Chakravarthy 5 years ago

as a fellow musician (cellist), this hurts my heart :-( any other crying ling lings out there?

10points

PjandBolt 5 years ago

If you can find other ling ling wannabes slowly, you can find other ling ling wannabes quickly

6points

Wolfstar 5 years ago (edited)

*bursts through a door* WHO CALLED ME??

1point

Darth Kittius 5 years ago

Ling longs unite

0points

Piganini 5 years ago

Hello Fellow Ling Ling Wannabes

0points

rgr8 5 years ago (edited)

Oh no! Bows are very, very expensive. Nice ones are thousands of dollars.

6points

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

Oh no!

4points

Darth Kittius 5 years ago

As a violinist, this pains me greatly

2points

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

aw, that'll buff out...

2points

just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 5 years ago

WTH! I play cello and this really bothers me

2points

#25

The Brids

Final score:

272points

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

Maybe that's the bird's name :) Brid the bird

131points

SaltyFØxx 5 years ago

alright im making a comic about Brid the bird now. I will credit you for the name.

23points

Levi 5 years ago

Or he’s a breed of bird called a brid

3points

EA 5 years ago

Maybe the bird is from New Zealand! (They pronounce Brad like Bread/Brid)

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

You've been female for far too long.

0points

Lorraine R 5 years ago

Made in China. This is like an American getting the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on their arm thinking it means "enlightenment" or something.

0points

Candace Fitzpatrick 5 years ago

I’d upvote you if you weren’t standing at 69, it’s a lucky number 😂

0points

Falcon 5 years ago

just slap an "e" at the end and sell it as a wedding item.

24points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Put an 'e' at the end and you can sell it for triple the price

10points

seahawks fan 5 years ago

haha its birb you idiots

7points

queer weebio 5 years ago

brid goe twoot twoot

6points

Jill 5 years ago

All I can think of is that annoying song, "Brid, brid is the werd".

6points

Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago

SAME!!!!

0points

DC 5 years ago

Bird is the word!

4points

DanieLegz 5 years ago

The brid is the wrod

3points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

I would so buy that weird bucket.

3points

Joanne Haywood 5 years ago

Scribble A Present From and pretend it’s come all the way from Bridlington (a seaside town on the North Yorkshire coast).

2points

#26

“Hey, You Put Those Shirts On The Correct Models, Right?”

Final score:

266points

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Falcon 5 years ago

🤦‍♂️

156points

Just_A_Pansexual_Gal 5 years ago

Also, WTF "danger educated black woman"? and "angry black woman"? who would wear "melanin and mascara"?

49points

Lucy Lore 5 years ago

It was probably photoshopped like most of these types of ads are.

26points

Dave P 5 years ago

you know they have the models wear a green shirt and then the computer autogenerates the the Tshirt onto the model. Most retailers have fixed this issue by not having the computer randomly assign models to shirts. But this is how they can have a thousand shirts showing how it would look on a model without doing so many photoshoots

12points

s. vitkovitsky 5 years ago

No 'Cheerful White Model' t-shirts?

12points

Sassy bookworm 5 years ago (edited)

"I'm not racist, I'm black"

12points

DogMom 5 years ago

Reminds me of the time I was at a Lauryn Hill concert and Busta Rhymes was the opening act. Busta was talking about all the fine black women in the audience and the jumbotron camera decides to focus in on a bunch of white faces instead.

9points

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Ha!

0points

MonicaChicagoGal 5 years ago

WOW I'm black and this really makes me sad...

6points

Sue Clifford 5 years ago

It should make you angry.

2points

Jeremy Porter 5 years ago

These shirts are racist s**t no matter who wears them.

5points

AIDAN SIVITS 5 years ago

this happens all the time they take a stock photo of a woman and photoshop their product on them

5points

KYRA ROBIN 5 years ago

Good lord that just makes me uncomfortable

5points

#27

This ATM In Egypt Is Not Grounded And Can Electrocute People, Paper Says "Use Wooden Stick"

Final score:

263points

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Francis 5 years ago

just WTF?!

131points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

0.5mA of ground leakage current is generally considered to be acceptable. If the equipment has no ground bond, the chassis can float up to either the power supply voltage, or the mains input voltage. You would form a fairly high impedance ground connection for such a small current, but you would feel it.

8points

Natalia 5 years ago

As if seeing zero balance in our account doesn't electrocute us enough!

12points

Lisa Simpson 5 years ago

Good one xD

1point

Debbie 5 years ago

I bet this was installed by a user of the machine, not someone who was supposed to fix it. Hopefully notified the company for the repairs, but it's nice to place a warning and workaround in the meantime.

6points

Lemonclouds20 5 years ago

And for those that cannot read the local language, Zap, frizzle.

5points

Sassy bookworm 5 years ago

Learn to read arabic or......

4points

Kenzi Darwish 5 years ago

That's my country !!!!!!

2points

Quazmodic 5 years ago

Nah. I'll just go into the bank and use the stone slate and chisel instead.

1point

Dave Chapman 5 years ago

This is what you get when you recklessly deregulate EVERYTHING, without a thought about consequences.

1point

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Wouldn't work with our touch screens here in Aus.

1point

Sasha Kuleshov 5 years ago

Wait, the buttons are made of metal?

1point

#28

Made The Front Page Boss

Final score:

259points

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Francis 5 years ago

LOL

52points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

OH no...

15points

Who? Me? 5 years ago

And that's why my friend, it is absolutely necessary to view the whole picture

5points

Jeremy Porter 5 years ago

Hey, Kids! Your favourite uncle will be able to come visit again!

2points

Rachel Wray 5 years ago

Stating the obvious beside a completely F**ked piece about POS sex offenders

2points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

LOL XD LMAO Mom: great day for playing, kids, have fun outside!!! Kid: Why is that person staring at me?

2points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

If I saw that! Me gonna make sure kids playing are safe.😡

1point

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

lmao

1point

aRandomPerson 5 years ago

The Boss:............. you know what why is he even here?

1point

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 5 years ago

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo WHY did I laugh WAAAAAAAAY to hard at this!??!??

1point

#29

Big Bullets

Final score:

256points

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J. F. 5 years ago

That's an 800mm in the picture ^^ (Schwerer Gustav)

116points

Danny Bai 5 years ago

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7points

zims 5 years ago

Neeeeeeeerd

4points

David Retsler 5 years ago

They rounded up.

0points

Elizabeth Wilkins 5 years ago

A wepon train Hitler had made right? It didn't work properly and if i remember correctly he wanted 3 made? I cant remember lol

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Everybody fine with what the sign implies? "We sell no handgun ammo" ... "so, you sell 7.62mm?" "no?" "ah, 9mm?" "no." ... (starts amending sign) ... "surely .38!" "NO." "maybe .40 then?" "No, we said NO AMM.." "Wait wait, I'm keen to guess... .45?" "ARHG NO!" "Oh. Not even .357?" "GO AWAY!!" "What terrible service here, how rude! LemmegetmygunohnoesIdon'thavebullitz"...

7points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Yeah, only the first two are actually mm. The rest of them are fractions of an inch (.357 inches)

1point

El muerto 5 years ago

that's for rabbit hunting

6points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Wabbit. Waskaly wabbits.

9points

FurryPotatoCat 5 years ago

Okay, were NOT gonna talk about how walmart used to sell ammunition tho?

4points

Bill 5 years ago

Walmart hasan artillery section?

3points

Katya Myers 5 years ago

You can get gun and ammunition in USA so easily? Why?

5points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

357mm? Arnold Schwarznegger from the 80s regularly shops there?

3points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

YOu're thinking .357 magnum... this is 1000x larger =0 (in three dimensions, so 1billion times larger, theoretically).

1point

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Explaining for the American pandas - 357 mm is more than a foot. Imagine that handgun's size.

3points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

I like the comparison between Americans that want guns and Nazis

2points

J. F. 5 years ago

It's more about the calibre than comparing both - 223mm and 357mm are ship artilllery shells, and the picture with the Nazis happen to display the biggest rifled artillery ever made

1point

History Fan 5 years ago

"Yes, this will definitely work against our enemies." "Oh yeah, colonel. Wait till you see my 800mm primary."

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Waaagghh! Not fair!!! I want to kill people!!!!

2points

#30

This Sandbox Was Place Right On Top Of A Manhole

Final score:

251points

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

...nice try Pennywise

389points

Curry on... 5 years ago

I laughed too hard at your comment.

28points

Chance Wilson 5 years ago

THANK U JUST MADE MY DAY! :>

13points

MonicaChicagoGal 5 years ago

OMG I'm DYING 🤣

9points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 5 years ago

"ah darn I was so close" *says in the creepy Pennywise voice*

9points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

OK, you got me. I gave you the slow clap. 4x speed, single iteration. Makes me think of all of those kids that go missing around the world every year. And Epstein and Maxwell and their backgrounds. And their close connections to so many politicians, business people, Hollywood and the music industry, etc. And the stories of their known victims. And the Assanges in jails. And their infiltration of science. All of the espionage. And all of the silence. But, honestly, it was a good joke. I can appreciate the darker truths, too.

1point

Nicole Rose 5 years ago

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1point

Jessica Nametz 5 years ago

ahahahaha

0points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Blinding_Darkness 5 years ago

What is the actual point of the sandbox? The whole playground is covered in sand xoxox

33points

Marianne Saiso 5 years ago

Have a place to put the sand cakes you're making. Obviously

1point

Adam C 5 years ago

Ah the sandbox from Springfield in simpsons

15points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Also, why get a sandbox if there is already sand around it

6points

quarantine panda 5 years ago

this totally reminded me of the Simpsons movie!

4points

Not-so-MadMax 5 years ago

Looks like an epic adventure

3points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

someone has dug all the way to Austrailia

2points

David Retsler 5 years ago

Simpson's did it first.

1point

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

Anybody seen little Tommy?

1point

Phil Vaive 5 years ago

the entire playground is sand!

1point

#31

Shipped Those Crickets Boss

Final score:

245points

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

makes it very difficult to count them to see if you got all 1000 :)

120points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

It says it ON THE BOX.

4points

Dynein 5 years ago

How would anyone come up with this? You'd struggle to keep them from escaping while you're closing the box...

21points

Joe Reaves 5 years ago

If you put them in the fridge they're sedated. I assume they did that and then for some reason took them out of the refrigerated containers and just tipped them into the box. By the time they arrived they'd warmed up.

4points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

I assume you were ordering the crickets to feed something, like a lizard. Just set it loose in the house 🤗

7points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

These being tiny, it may be e.g. poison dart frogs, or other tiny squishables that don't live long on laminate or carpet... Unusual, as Josh's is a good & big supplier so not a rookie mistake.

5points

CincyReds 5 years ago

That is absolutely crazy! Used to work at my brother's pet store and would have to bag crickets, slippery little guys they are.

2points

Doughnut Drizzle 5 years ago

If that was me: ok guys time to move out!

2points

SimplySarcastic40 5 years ago

why would you open anything with live insects inside your house regardless of how it's packed shipped???

2points

Bellatrix Lestrange 5 years ago

because you would expect them to be in separate smaller boxes like normal.

4points

Steve Cruz 5 years ago

Just let whatever you were going to feed them to out of its tank.

1point

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣 funny. Least it wasn't jack jumpers.🐜

1point

tangy chip 5 years ago

logic.

1point

cassiushumanmother 5 years ago

I wonder if the purchaser did like Reese from Malcolm with his butterflies, but with crickets. The queen of crickets.

1point

#32

It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Cheesy

Final score:

240points

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Erin Kavik 5 years ago

This is a joke. It was part of a tweet war they were having with PETA.

182points

Some Cool Guy 5 years ago

https://www.boredpanda.com/twitter-rampage-against-peta-billboard-crab-baltimore-jimmy-famous-seafood PETA sucks

28points

Nikki Sevven 5 years ago

If you're going to Jimmy's Famous Seafood looking for vegan food...

12points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

At least they're honest.

9points

Shelby P 5 years ago

that's not feta anyway, looks like tofu..

8points

Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago

I hope so, but by looks could be either. Coupled with olives and herbs on top makes it seem more like feta.

3points

FifiPanda 5 years ago

I live in Maryland. PETA had a big billboard campaign here trying to tell Marylanders they shouldn't eat blue crabs. Didn't go over well, obviously. And the Jimmy's Twitter account messed with them. PETA deserved it. Not the smartest campaign in the state known for it's blue crab crab cakes, etc.

6points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

That's tofu!

5points

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

hahahaha "yea we really don't care" that's great

4points

CincyReds 5 years ago

But Feta cheese is delicious!

3points

Powercat 5 years ago

Tofu maybe?

3points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

At least they are honest

3points

#33

Corporate Said We Should Put In A New Fire Alarm, Not Remove Old Ones

Final score:

236points

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MrsPossum 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

143points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

That, and at least once a month they start "chip"-ing intermittently for low battery... usually at night...

20points

glowworm2 5 years ago

I'm easily startled by loud noises. That would be awful for me.

5points

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

🤣😲

1point

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

Imagine keeping up with the batteries!

1point

ExerciseThoughtYouSaidExtraFries 5 years ago

More spots to put the hidden spy cam

6points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

impressive collection of fire alarms

5points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

Imagine if steam from tea sets it off and you spill it on yourself...

3points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

if they all went off at the same time i would probably scream so load the people on the other side of the world would hear me.

2points

Auzi 5 years ago

I think they are trying to build a collection

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Maybe you should frame some of them.

1point

aRandomPerson 5 years ago

YON KNOW HOW LOUD THAT WOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

Is this not The Museum Of Fire Alarms?

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

American efficiency. Installing a new fire alarm doesn't include removing the old ones. That's a totally different department and they haven't got the order yet.

1point

#34

Extreme Wheelchairing!

Final score:

233points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

They just want to have fun! /s

71points

Nikolett 5 years ago

Sure we do! I would even consider to give it a try...no seriously! :D

3points

Idaaoyama 5 years ago

Get on a wheelchair and enter platform 9 3/4

16points

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

Grandma be grinding those rails

9points

Mike Pence's Fly 5 years ago

"Warning: Do not use if not equipped with 2093 Rocket Propane powered Tesla Wheelchair 678. All injuries are not responsible."

3points

tangy chip 5 years ago

sick, bro!

3points

Marcia Ferris 5 years ago

Is this for walking your bike?

2points

Sophia Gentile 5 years ago

Handicapped — level 6706: Make it down the ramp without dying, falling off the cliff at the end, or face planting the wall. ‘Magic wand’ item needed to complete level.

2points

Bored Little Panda 5 years ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

...sure

2points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Without that wall at the end... wheeeeeeeeee-lchair racing FTW.

2points

#35

I Made It Handicap Accessible Boss

Final score:

228points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

X-games version of a disabled ramp

117points

Logan Cheng 5 years ago

yes, it is almost 90 degrees, I don't even think a regular guy could walk up that

8points

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Pretty sure that's Eastern Europe and they are not handicap ramps. They are for delivery dollies, though I do see women with baby carriages use them frequently, which is slightly frightening.

29points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

You are right of course but that's no fun.

7points

KatHat 5 years ago

Not intended for wheelchairs; intended for suitcases and dollies. Not a fail (at least, not like most of the rest on this list).

5points

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

Accurate visual representation of the American health care system.

4points

Powercat 5 years ago

This is not a wheelchair ramp. It's used to facilitate getting a trolley up the stairs. The butcher shop near my house has something similar and I did scratch my head quite a bit the first time I saw it!

2points

Sophia Gentile 5 years ago

Handicapped — level 389: Scale ‘Ramp Everest’ to earn 200 XP

2points

Rachael Marrast 5 years ago

Is this parkour for the disabled?

2points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

For wheelchair users who used to be into extreme sports?

2points

Owen Purdy 5 years ago

Neeeoooooow

1point

Samir Sultan 5 years ago

not even a my mountain bike can go up that

1point

#36

My Colleague Ordered Some Bowls Online And This One Came Exactly As You See It. Someone Wrapped A Broken Bowl, Without The Parts That Broke Off, Meaning It Didn't Break In Transit

Final score:

226points

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Momma Dubb 5 years ago

Speechless.

100points

Blacksheep 5 years ago

I once received a mug with the handle broken and wrapped separately... which means they knew perfectly it was broken before wrapping the whole thing. Thankfully I took pictures as soon as I saw something was wrong as when I made a complain they tried to say I was the one who broke it intentionnaly to get a refund. Yes darling, I don't have anything better to do with my life than break the mug I wanted for weeks before I could order it, just to get a refund... Thanks to the pictures the had to admit their fault.

6points

GVL 5 years ago

I recently received a half used bottle of hand sanitizer from Walmart, with the pump unlocked. SMH.

0points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

Was there a half-off sale?

4points

rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago

There was a chance your colleague wouldn't notice you know?

4points

tangy chip 5 years ago

reminds me of the time me and my friend tried to break a bowl in a creek (long story)

2points

Quazmodic 5 years ago

Very considerate of them wrapping it like that. Those sharp edges may have cut someone!

1point

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Not happy Jan!.

1point

cinderelly 0f sPiRiTlAnD 5 years ago

ugh 🤦🏻‍♀️

0points

Patricia Kasprowski 5 years ago

Well that was clearly sent by a day drunk.

0points

23AClark 5 years ago

My goodness.

0points

#37

Delivered Boss!

Final score:

217points

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SoulMan80 5 years ago

I like it how the couple's surname is Currier-just to add a layer of confusion and humour

20points

Russian Otaku 5 years ago

I'd be pissed

6points

Lsai Aeon 5 years ago

Those who knock on my door and wait patiently, like my disabled note says, get snacks and drinks

5points

Todd Hunter 5 years ago

Those fools should be fired.

4points

Rod Egret 5 years ago

Behavior depends on companies. In France, most the time they give you a phone call to check if you're home.

3points

Kate 5 years ago

At least they left the slip. My UPS driver never rings the doorbell and never leaves a slip - I have to check the website to know that he was even there.

3points

John P. 5 years ago

Contact your local UPS customer center to complain. This is unacceptable.

2points

Red Hair Blue Soul 5 years ago

FedEx is the worst! My package that they delivered clearly said on the address label "deliver to back porch ". They left $3,000 worth of prescription drugs (i can only get them by mail) on the front steps, in the rain. They do this EVERY time.

2points

DogMatic 5 years ago

Any way to put something by front steps to shelter your parcels?

0points

Noez 🇸🇪 5 years ago

That's UPS 😑

2points

Kim 5 years ago

UPS always does this. They don’t even care.

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

Great idea

1point

#38

Title Goes Here Fsdjik Ndfij Jkfns

Final score:

217points

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Momma Dubb 5 years ago

They didn't even bother to spell "header" correctly!

147points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

And then the article itself reads: "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit..."

12points

Falcon 5 years ago

Heder goes brr?

4points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

My spelling on an essay:

2points

Peter Shen 5 years ago

damn auto correct

2points

Sofia Cohn 5 years ago

Comment goes here lkasdj;flkjsd;lfjafd

2points

Jing Gu 5 years ago

cat on keyboard?

2points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

.....cuz THATS a person.........

1point

Best.in.the.west 5 years ago

Mood.

1point

Mike Pence's Fly 5 years ago

Heder went to fdsa fd jhgf jhf jhgfj h j gfds gfh. Sounds like a good place!

1point

Sorican 5 years ago

hooched on foniks werked phour mii.

0points

#39

Spotted In Target. Next Level Fashion

Final score:

210points

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

when you're a toddler and you want to be independent and dress yourself for the first time :)

160points

Bunzilla 5 years ago (edited)

when you're trying to dress the mannequins and their arms don't move lol

0points

andate him 5 years ago

I just want to know where they got a satyr mannequin. (Note the hoofs)

5points

Berry Budgie 5 years ago

YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

1point

Momma Dubb 5 years ago (edited)

Gorgeous 😂

4points

MonicaChicagoGal 5 years ago

That's pretty much how I've been looking since COVID started... I look like that right now.

1point

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

Hey! That's a convertible shirt. You wear it like that when it gets chilly out. Or you want to meet a scottish penguin....

1point

Jaybird3939 5 years ago

Instead of a cone for healing animals

0points

Jane Moore 5 years ago

someone loves their job..

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

ready for the Gucci winter catwalk

0points

Polly Culberson 5 years ago

Well, those mannequins don't exactly co-operate.

0points

Quazmodic 5 years ago

"We cater for village idiots too!"

0points

#40

I've Got A Great Idea Boss

Final score:

209points

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Az 5 years ago (edited)

Strange how there is fruit called Grape and a fruit called Grapefruit, and they aren't the same thing.

112points

Jill 5 years ago

Sort of like Java and Javascript!

15points

Ashla Delana 5 years ago

Sometimes grapefruit grows in bunches like grapes.

7points

Eagle Girl 5 years ago

So you completely missed the Horror of this ad???

3points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

LMAO, not even close!!!

1point

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

OP are you okay?

1point

Aasha Rooks [STUDENT] 5 years ago

just like an egg and an eggplant they are nowhere near the same thing and also if a grape is already a fruit why in the world do you call its variant that looks like an orange a grapefruit

0points

Teacher's Resources 5 years ago

Pineapples don’t look like apples at all. Go figure

0points

Stannous Flouride 5 years ago

Like a pineapple.

0points

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

They are like a sour orange.

0points

Ace Cole 5 years ago

Yes, grapes are delicious and grapefruit is an abomination that should be destroyed.

-2points

Rowena Ravenclaw 5 years ago

This looks a lot like it says 'Crapefruit', too.

7points

Perfumista Perfumista 5 years ago

Reminds me of my first real job 34 years ago. I "corrected" a bunch of documents that said "rape seed oil" to "grape seed oil" which I used for cooking at home. Turns out "rape seed oil" is what we call "canola oil." Messed eveything up.

6points

Quazmodic 5 years ago (edited)

"NO Banana! NO! Get out of my mouth! NOooooo! Stop! Why are you wearing pyjamas? Arffgh. Oh no! Who is that? B2? Bananas in Pyjamas gang rape! Helllpppp! Oh no! Here come the Zucchinis in Bikinis! For the love of God! Someone help me!!!"

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Funnier each time I compulsively look at it.

0points

CrEaTiVe_duck 5 years ago

omg the photo taker put the sliced "rapefruit "there COME ONE MAN

2points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

I don't know whether to laugh or cry right now

2points

Anne Reid 5 years ago

Do they grow from rapeseed? 🤔

2points

Can't_think_of_a_good_name 5 years ago

There is such thing as rapeseed, just not rapefruit.

1point

Stan Chung 5 years ago

grapefruit should have a different name. it is false advertising! it tastes nothing like grapes

1point

23AClark 5 years ago

NO NO!!!

1point

#41

Fan's Installed, Boss

Final score:

208points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

I know the column is supposed to come first when building, but I don't want to believe someone was stupid enough to put the fan there later.

112points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

You probably never had a manager who wanted everything done EXACTLY has he told you. I guess this is just another "Not worth my job" situation.

16points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Don't underestimate people

6points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

When all you care about is getting paid, there are people who will do that.

4points

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

I guarantee there was an argument ending with the boss saying "I want it right there and that's that!!"

2points

Myrtille rat 5 years ago

maybe it's not a column but a fancy Roman stalagmite :P

2points

Marty BlackEagle-Carl 5 years ago

i bet that's where the ceiling light fixture was there. so they just replaced it on the electrical box

1point

Rissie 5 years ago

It seems decorative. Both column and clearly now the fan.

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

I’m with you

1point

Seabeast 5 years ago

Believe it. Our house has all the piping for a built-in vacuum system. Then you go out to the garage where the discharge pipe is and find it above the electrical panel and right up below the ceiling where it could never be hooked up.

1point

amy hipps 5 years ago

i would hope not but you never know

0points

Gail Cloutier 5 years ago

seeing is believing!

0points

DDmaybeandor 5 years ago

I'm with you. I bet the column was just added because of a sagging header or to support that decorative dropped ceiling it looks like I may be seeing.

0points

deanna woods 5 years ago

That's probably the hottest part of the room too.

3points

aRandomPerson 5 years ago

BRUH, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!

2points

JUINNO TAN Moe 3 years ago

fan vs pillar

0points

Nishanth Vemula 4 years ago

Now switch it on.

0points

Sue Clifford 5 years ago

Really?

0points

Patricia Kasprowski 5 years ago

O.M.G.

0points

Polly Culberson 5 years ago

It would have been fine if he hadn't added the blades after the installation.

0points

23AClark 5 years ago

No comment!!! Just no damn comment!!!

0points

Monica Sargent 5 years ago

Gentlemen, I think we've identified another Trump supporter....

0points

#42

It Says "Emergency Telephone"

Final score:

203points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

"You don't need to contact anyone, just hit the murderer with this plank and you'll be totally fine."

170points

Doughnut Drizzle 5 years ago

yeah, its all good!

3points

CrEaTiVe_duck 5 years ago

ahh yes the classic "I DONT NEED HELP IM INDEPENDONT!!"(spelled wrong on purpose =D)

2points

The Cute Cat 5 years ago

Ok, thanks for the tips

1point

JUINNO TAN Moe 3 years ago

hahaha

0points

Onion rings like to make your breath smelly 5 years ago

is that what the sign says?

0points

A. B. Gilman 5 years ago

This made me laugh harder than the post itself XD

0points

aRandomPerson 5 years ago

WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!✨✨✨✨✨

0points

MrsPossum 5 years ago

Struggling to see how someone went to the bizarre effort of making this and not...installing...a real one??? Brain hurts.

9points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

I bet MacGyver could have made that phone work with his safety pin!

6points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

Looks more like advanced vandalism than "not my job"

4points

Mary Ballard-Johansson 5 years ago

Worse than that, the red sign says to hold in the button for about 30 seconds and help will arrive within an hour. An hour. In an emergency!

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

Dicieving.

1point

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

Right, brilliant.

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

they were out of cans

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

in construction

0points

Tim Skeens 5 years ago

Needs a new battery

0points

#43

I Installed The New Elevator Button, Boss

Final score:

199points

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Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Yeah... that would work for blind people... brilliant.

77points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 5 years ago

I was about to say!

7points

ravn 5 years ago

Hah! At UC Berkeley, they got accessible door numbers, with the Braille part *printed* on the face plate. Needless to say, the vision-impaired community was less than pleased with the design.

4points

Logan Cheng 5 years ago

I was about to agree with you until i saw that the brail on each one is the same, sooo...........

3points

Viv Hart 5 years ago

Most likely doesn't know about Braille!

0points

Troux 5 years ago

This looks like it was done by a good Samaritan, not the workers.

6points

Bubbs Art 5 years ago

Why is there a -1 button?

4points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

...what about the blind people...

2points

Bruce Ferrier 2 years ago

Since when did places have a -1st floor?

1point

T W 5 years ago

-1? lol

1point

Nicole Rose 5 years ago

-1?

1point

Stacy S. 5 years ago

-1!!

1point

Liz 5 years ago

-1

1point

just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 5 years ago

??? There’s a -1 button! Please explain

1point

#44

Clock That Has Hung On Our Wall With 20 Years. Needless To Say It Gets Confusing Sometimes

Final score:

195points

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BrokenFlame 5 years ago

I genuinely didn't see the problem at first and was very confused lmao

64points

Jill 5 years ago

Me either, but I think that is my dyslexia talking.

10points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

indeed... clocks without numbers are equally readable to anybody 10+y old.

3points

eezycheezes101 5 years ago

Well, you're in luck, cuz I STILL don't see the problem!

0points

Anna Goanna 5 years ago

It's circled.

0points

Eagle Girl 5 years ago

Did you buy it on sale with the Brid pot?

5points

Pau Tea 5 years ago

Working 9 to 5 ;)

4points

Laila Hernandez 5 years ago

...right......

1point

Trying so hard thinking 5 years ago

Beetwen 3 and 6 space-time bending may occur .

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

day light savings time, no not now.

0points

Tim Skeens 5 years ago

That's for when the time changes

0points

Quazmodic 5 years ago

Daylight saving. You get an extra hour of daylight at 5pm

0points

T W 5 years ago

Title gets a bit confusing too...

0points

23AClark 5 years ago

Cool!

0points

#45

A Soccer Field I Spotted While Flying My Drone Around

Final score:

193points

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Natalia 5 years ago

Try to find the parallel lines and win a prize!

72points

bro momento 5 years ago

right side to left side, and bottom side to top side

7points

Mary Maney 5 years ago

I want a prize. there is several pairs, you just need to use your brain :)

3points

bored_angel 5 years ago

the edges of the picture. lol

2points

The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 5 years ago

I think the two long sides of the large rectangle are parallel...

0points

Lina S. 5 years ago

Just a bit wonky

6points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

I would be even worse if it was up a hill

5points

Hugh Walter 5 years ago

That's why you switch sides at half-time . . .

3points

Thomas Ewing 5 years ago

Home team advantage.

1point

Mr. Bean 5 years ago

I wonder if the people who lived here used duct tape to make a court, that doesn't seem like it was professionally done. :D

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

That’s angering

1point

Sophia Gentile 5 years ago

The kids: ***k this ***t, we’re painting our own soccer field.

1point

Debbie Lavender 5 years ago

fair play i guess

1point

Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago

I mean... Someone TRIED!

1point

#46

Sausage Squad

Final score:

193points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Is that 7 00 AM or PM? I wouldn't want to miss the suicide party....

18points

*sneezes in pansexual* 5 years ago

Or Suicide Sausage and Party Squad

6points

AJue 5 years ago

Sausage squad = consisting of men only

3points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

suicide party lol

2points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Suicide Sausage anyone?

2points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

LMAOOOOOO

1point

deanna woods 5 years ago

10:00 Dead ant 12:00 Pool man

1point

DE Ray 5 years ago

A definite improvement on both movies.

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

That's gonna be a killer party!

0points

R. Lynx 5 years ago

Suicide sausage party squad?

0points

#47

I'm Done With The Handicap Ramp Boss!

Final score:

190points

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

This only works if you're 50% in a wheelchair and 50% walking

72points

Diddlybop 5 years ago

Like if you have a tragic accident on the way down. Or miraculously heal on the way up

12points

Agfox 5 years ago

So, fine for a partially paralysed centaur?

1point

aRandomPerson 5 years ago

How are we supposed to do that!?!?!

1point

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

Or the other way around....

1point

Samantha Lomb 5 years ago

Again its EE. And they are for deliveries or prams. Nothing in old Soviet style construction is designed for handicapped people. Even if the building has a lift you still have to go up stairs to get to it.

3points

Ksenia M 5 years ago

which eastern european language has the word "sand" for sand?

1point

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

They did know the ramp wasn't supposed to MAKE you handicapped, right? ....right?

1point

Robert Robi Z 4 years ago

Maybe the have only 50% ivalidity

0points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

someone stepped up to the job.

0points

The 5-star rated 5-star rating system 5 years ago

This may be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

0points

My crazy life 5 years ago

I initially thought the orange thing was the ramp...🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

0points

Polly Culberson 5 years ago

I think it's a skateboard ramp, starting from the door.

0points

23AClark 5 years ago

I can't...I just can't.

0points

cursed--alien 5 years ago

More wheelchair parkour!

0points

#48

I’m Not A Math Expert But....

Final score:

188points

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

I'm 178% sure this is wrong

239points

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

But it fits the covid thing perfectly

6points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

I'm positive that you didn't understand what you were looking at when you wrote this, but this graph makes perfect sense, just displayed in a different format than you might expect. I'll give this hint - exclusivity. Look again and see if you can figure it out.

0points

Hazel Levesque 5 years ago

idek why and I'll undo it in a moment, but i downvoted your comment so it would have 178 upvotes to match the actual comment

0points

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

I assume that people could pick more than one answer for these numbers to work. So, wrong type of graph.

16points

BABY_FOX_ヾ(•ω•)o 5 years ago

oh, hi person that has my name

0points

Dynein 5 years ago

This would have made more sense as a bar chart...

11points

Falcon 5 years ago

Economy, stop running into charts where you don't belong.

5points

Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

yellow was SO CLOSE to 69! whyyyyy

3points

Katherine Boag 5 years ago

The economy: rich people's yacht money

2points

SeidWolf 5 years ago (edited)

in one picture it perfectly illustrates our educational system, covid death toll, and choices in our public representatives... I give it an 11/10

1point

Mustn’t eat the mango 🥭 5 years ago

Money gets COVID too, people use credit card s

1point

Robert Thornburrow 5 years ago

Makes me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GysVngf7GrE

1point

Bill Karp 4 years ago

there once was a pie chart in Nantucket, the numbers were wrong I said F** it, I thought with a grin they should try once again. the system is wrong and they buck it.

0points

#49

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Final score:

179points

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Steve Barnett 5 years ago

FYI. Manhole covers are round so that that they don't fall into the hole; square ones would.

93points

Sean Harrison 5 years ago

They are also round so they can be rolled, instead of having to lift them since they are very heavy.

23points

Katherine Boag 5 years ago

Manhole covers are round so you can put them back in regardless of how they are rotated

21points

Jip van Neerven 5 years ago

The hole underneath this square lid is still round,but smaller. So it won't fall in

5points

TheHolyFatherOfToast 5 years ago

But how would that work? Since the square has corners, wouldn't the circle fall down the circle hole?

3points

Chris Green 5 years ago

Also so they can be rolled.

1point

Kevin Watson 5 years ago

Not this one!!

1point

cinderelly 0f sPiRiTlAnD 5 years ago

that that

0points

Marek Yanchurak 5 years ago

They can be triangular too, for the same reason.

0points

Diane Patrick 5 years ago

FYI they are now called personhole covers. I know ... ridiculous.

-2points

MrsPossum 5 years ago

It's the old 'Square Peg Round Hole'

9points

Benjamin Fowler 5 years ago (edited)

oh no, my phone! I have your phone georgie come and get it.

3points

Stacy S. 5 years ago

True Darwinism

1point

Sophia Gentile 5 years ago

Drop phone, curse, hopelessly look down the cracks.

1point

Grandma Shark 5 years ago

If it sits, it fits

1point

Lillian Jimenez 5 years ago

Just imagine dropping your keys in there

1point

MrsPossum 5 years ago

OMG I just LOL'd at this comment

0points

Marta Ramirez 4 years ago

Well, at least the rats can get home easily!

0points

Quazmodic 5 years ago

The old square cover in a round hole problem.

0points

James F. Wilson Jr. 5 years ago

Hey ! It drains OK ?

0points

#50

It Just Throws Me Off

Final score:

144points

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meapthealien 5 years ago

I don't see it

32points

Viviane 5 years ago

The 3 is upside down. One of the much less egregious examples in this post.

88points

Lil_Tae_29 5 years ago

the 3 is upside down

3points

Rose Bachwani 5 years ago

Did you do it??

2points

Phoenix 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

izzy bradford 5 years ago

the 3 is upside down, the bottom half is smaller than the top half

2points

Dreamwolf 5 years ago

It's upside-down.

2points

Nelson Sturdivant 5 years ago

3 is upside down

1point

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

The 3 is upside down

1point

YHZ 3 years ago

It's upside down.

0points

Bill Karp 4 years ago

looks like the column is upside down, the 3 as well.

0points

Jean Entley 4 years ago

The 3 is upside down.

0points

Zippy Sprinkles 5 years ago

The three is upside down. It bugs me...

0points

Kawaii Hau 5 years ago

Upsidown 3

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 5 years ago

The three is upside down.

0points

Anna Repp 5 years ago

Lucky you!

0points

Mariana Santivanez 5 years ago

me too

0points

23AClark 5 years ago (edited)

The "3" is upside down.

0points

meapthealien 5 years ago

Thanks ya'll.

0points

Aiden Micheal 5 years ago

The 3 is somehow upside down

0points

Rissie 5 years ago

Big brain 3

0points

YoChicken 5 years ago

its upside down

0points

Mary Mosher 5 years ago

The 3 is upside-down.

0points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

It's upside down and backwards. The little bump is in the bottom, not the top.

-2points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

My neighbour had an upside down 8 on his house. One of these days I'm going to go over there with a screwdriver and fix it

7points

Charity Slagter 5 years ago

We have an upside down zero on our house, plus the numbers are fastened diagonally, but not aligned or evenly spaced.

1point

Nerdlife 5 years ago

The more I see this the more my head hurts

7points

Stacey Grant 5 years ago

OMG! My OCD is killin me with this!!!

4points

Sam Cook 5 years ago

The designer was gone without a tres.

2points

Robert Hebert 5 years ago

¿

1point

Yvi 5 years ago

But cheeks-

1point

Clearly sunny 5 years ago

Good enough.

1point

Diane Patrick 5 years ago

Nooooooo!

1point

Maya Kuntz 5 years ago

THRee

1point

#51

What Do You Mean By "This Is A Historical Monument"?

Final score:

71points

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Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

This is beyond... it´s barbaric...

77points

Patrick O'Harris 5 years ago

A big part of my historian soul just died...

3points

Cupcake168 5 years ago

This one really hurts.

3points

Biana Vacker 5 years ago

oh my god no

3points

DDmaybeandor 5 years ago

I feel physically ill.

2points

Jean Entley 4 years ago

This is what happens when ppl want modern conveniences everywhere.

0points

Maximeowlien Robespurre 5 years ago

This hurts my heart almost as much as the graffiti at Luxor Temple. Absolutely disgraceful. To the guillotine!

0points

Tim Douglass 5 years ago

IT guys and plumbers...

0points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 5 years ago

I thought it was a snake for a second...

0points

Eva Bryson 5 years ago

Actually, that's easy to fix.

0points

#52

Hung The Photo, Boss

Final score:

71points

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Sander 5 years ago

From blessed to cursed in 90 degrees

56points

Chance Wilson 5 years ago

u mean blursed

1point

Brett 5 years ago

Sooo at 45 degrees is it blursed?

0points

Bojan Brakovic 5 years ago

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bryguy 5 years ago

Plot twist, baby was falling and she leaned out the restaurant's drive thru window to catch it just in time! All makes sense now.

17points

Az 5 years ago

Nice tackle

9points

Ben Steinberg 5 years ago

What? You've never seen a flying mom catch her kid? Come on!

3points

Curry on... 5 years ago

Mom is flying action hero.

3points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, It's Supermom!!!

3points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

the legless chairs are interesting

3points

Radek Suski 5 years ago

I think it is much better that way

2points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

The legless photo, legless chairs... maybe that's the theme. They hate legs.

2points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Supe's wife saving the baby

2points

#53

I Mowed My Elderly Neighbors Lawn. The People On The Left Of Her Mowed A Day After. I Guess I Didnt Mow Right To The Property Line. I Officially Hate These People Now

Final score:

70points

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Losferatu 5 years ago

The ultimate sustainable fence

35points

William Bonner 5 years ago

Sorry, but I don't see a problem here. My new neighbor hired a mowing service. They mowed 10 feet short of the lot line. If I were a "nice guy" and mowed over further, I would have committed myself to mowing that extra bit forever. I mowed to the line and left it be. Two weeks later the service caught on and corrected. Problem solved.

2points

PaulV 5 years ago

Brinksmanship! If "brink" means property line...

0points

Eva Bryson 5 years ago

Talk about petty!

1point

Myrtille rat 5 years ago

now throw a few bags of wild flowers seeds and you'll have a nice property limit ( I would even put my seeds strategically to form a welcoming word like ..."fudge you" only viewable from one of those mini drones thngys; obviously you don't want to offend kiddos around)

1point

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

I wouldn't mind this, I would like having a "border" at the edge of lawn.

1point

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

How did they even fit a mower between the pole and the high grass?

1point

Lucas 5 years ago

Maybe used a strimmer for that part? Petty beyond belief.

1point

Downunderdude 5 years ago

How small minded!

0points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

Those neighbors are assholes.

-1point

Banjo Peppers 5 years ago

How dare they only mow their lawn.

3points

#54

Put The Advert Up Boss

Final score:

67points

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MrsPossum 5 years ago

Is this Picasso's dog??

37points

deanna woods 5 years ago

No, it's a hell hound.

2points

BABY_FOX_ヾ(•ω•)o 5 years ago

yes

1point

Lucas 5 years ago

It's probably what breeders are currently doing to pugs...

-2points

ThatOnePerson 5 years ago

r/cursedimages

1point

wyatt hollingsworth 5 years ago

OH, cool an advertisement for the new Predator movie

1point

FurryPotatoCat 5 years ago

serious question.. why do they always use pugs in adverts?

1point

MadDawg 5 years ago

oh. no.

1point

Az 5 years ago

Looks mean.

1point

Judy Dunlevy 5 years ago

Burst out laughing seeing this

0points

Amber Cook 5 years ago

My pug even looked confused when I showed her this!

0points

Best.in.the.west 5 years ago

I love it so much

0points

StrangerOfTheDark 5 years ago

Why would this evilll mann messs uppp aaa pugggg? PUGGGSSSSS ARRRRRE COOOOOLLLLL ANNNND CUUUUTEE

0points

#55

Paypal Support Responding To A Tweet 9 Years Later

Final score:

66points

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wandile dludlu 5 years ago

They noticed that people have been leaving to use other services and also bitcoin...now they are trying to bring back customers

25points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 5 years ago

Pathetically trying, you mean ?

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

11/11/11

2points

Amy Grant 5 years ago (edited)

And here I am 4 months trying to solve a tiny log in problem!! Idiot company!

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Venmo... it's awesome

0points

Katherine Boag 5 years ago

Paypal has always sucked

-1point

#56

Got The Water Line Done Boss

Final score:

66points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

*facepalm*

33points

Just a Snowball 5 years ago

🤦‍♂️

4points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

when they said 90° water, they meant it

8points

Lisa Simpson 5 years ago

Not only stupid, but also dangerous.

3points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

The pressure will straighten it out.

2points

#57

Literal "Not My Job" In Helsinki. Left Part Belongs To One Housing Company And The Right Part To Another. Needless To Say, They Do Not Use The Same Maintenance Firm

Final score:

65points

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Vuun 5 years ago

The two companies probably just keep shoving the leaves from side to side.

65points

Falcon 5 years ago

yea, I thought the same lol

7points

bryguy 5 years ago

You know what would be satisfying here? A pressure washing video... bet that thing would be so clean.. mmmmm..

10points

Katherine Gardner 5 years ago

So it literally isnt their job...

3points

ML 5 years ago

Needless to say the left one may not use maintenance company at all

2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Well no one's going to work for nothing. If you only get paid to clean the right side, you'd be a fool to also clean the left side for free.

1point

#58

I Mean, It Was Printed In Big Enough Lettering

Final score:

65points

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Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Hold up- if it's used on a car, then why would it be FRAGILE?

14points

Shakura Kazuki 5 years ago (edited)

Windshields are "fragile". They don't crack, but shatter into many small pieces to actually NOT cut you up in case of a crash and for the rescue to get you out faster.

12points

Ben Smith 5 years ago

....because it’s glass. Strong glass is still glass.

8points

Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago

What they said. Plus, it's meant to keep the wind and rain out, it's not a safety feature.

5points

Robert Thornburrow 5 years ago

Big lettering never works. We have No Parking in 3 foot high letters on the road and people still park on it! If you can't read that you shouldn't be driving!!!

1point

#59

Got 3st!

Final score:

65points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Drink!

40points

MrsPossum 5 years ago

LOL!!!

3points

Dayton Alder Ernest 4 years ago

lol nice one

2points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

Dang it! I was gonna say that!

2points

Falcon 5 years ago

For... being thirsty? 🤔

1point

Sassy bookworm 5 years ago

When a perfectionist fails

0points

Sawdust 5 years ago

3st is the new 2nd.

0points

Peter Shen 5 years ago

be positive

0points

Chance Wilson 5 years ago

bruh

0points

Pan Narrans 5 years ago

Does the colours in the ribbon say anything about the country? Red white blue: can be dutch or french. But dutch would be 3de...

0points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

I see, you won 1st three times....

-1point

#60

Cookies For Satan

Final score:

64points

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El muerto 5 years ago

he deserves some too

46points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Yep he sure made his Christmas bonus this year.

7points

The one and only 5 years ago

Yea! I do deserve some!

3points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Yeah.

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

3points

Chance Wilson 5 years ago

this just made me laugh so hard for like 10 hours

1point

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Well, Satan IS an anagram of Santa though.

1point

Damon Gates 5 years ago (edited)

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! Besides, you'd leave devil's food cake for Satan, not cookies.

0points

Okiku's Master (still Potato) 4 years ago

Frickin autocorrect

0points

Piet Puk 5 years ago

At least Satan is real!

0points

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

Maybe if satan got some cookies he'd be more pleasant. Plus instead of tap water you could use Holy Water and watch him squirm lol

0points

#61

Windows Are Done Boss

Final score:

63points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

That one time Picasso dabbled in construction (or in architecture)

37points

Isaac Kim 5 years ago

Looks like it's glitching out...

4points

bro momento 5 years ago

connection disabled, returning to main menu

2points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Reminds me of old school webpages.

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Great news! I've finally been on Bored Panda for 1 month!

2points

niki.bordeaux 5 years ago

Okay

0points

Natalia 5 years ago

My eyes!

1point

Tim Douglass 5 years ago

When you have 3 different subs and none of them check the prints.

0points

Rose Bachwani 5 years ago

Uggh

0points

Benjamin Fowler 5 years ago

i don´t think they are

0points

Tawfiq H 5 years ago

its abstract

0points

jevais 5 years ago

It actually looks nice in a strange way.

0points

#62

First Day At The Scam Factory

Final score:

60points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

And I wonder how many in that group chat fell for it.

18points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

I wonder if any of them became friends.

2points

AroAcePanda 5 years ago

i see you use the best social media, Lego Life.

1point

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

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M O'Connell 5 years ago

Unless that message came from someone else in the group text.

3points

#63

Close Enough

Final score:

58points

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ge pa 5 years ago

dont drink and drive!!!

25points

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5points

PaulV 5 years ago

"On review, the player ...what are we saying, did or did not step out of bounds?"

0points

Seabeast 5 years ago

How could they not figure out how to pound two stakes in the ground, either side of the field, and stretch a piece of string between them to get a marker for a straight line?

0points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

0points

#64

Installed The Lock On The Bathroom Stall Boss!

Final score:

57points

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Watching 5 years ago

Again. Screwdriver. Easy.

15points

Jack Tripper 5 years ago

Except that's a secure hex screw. Not exactly a common driver.

6points

Uncommon Boston 5 years ago

Ahhh!!! This has made me crazy since I was a small child, "We can put a man on the moon, but can't make doors in restrooms stay closed." I was shocked when I heard someone else say it. Of course I have said for 50+ years, nice to know someone was listening.

2points

Wonderful 5 years ago

I swear 90% of the public bathrooms I use have a problem with the latch on the stall door. It’s crazy. Why is it so hard to put on the latch where it lines up properly? It’s ridiculous. I went to ikea a few weeks ago and even their bathroom had the latch on the door about 2 inches higher than the slot on the wall. You would think a ikea would be sure to make their bathrooms perfect but no. 🤷‍♀️🤦

1point

Robert Thornburrow 5 years ago

Still doesn't work in Australia either!

1point

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

At least there's lock. Most of these stalls don't have locks at all.

0points

#65

The Weather Graphic Is Ready, Boss!

Final score:

55points

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¯_(ツ)_/¯ 5 years ago

Aw man a chance of edit this text today

29points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

We better bring our key boards

3points

あんぱんまん 5 years ago

wait, did they really broadcast tht ?

3points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

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#66

Did The Signboard Boss

Final score:

55points

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ge pa 5 years ago

the strange thing is that they hung the sign anyway

12points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

They probably don't understand English, hence the translation website. They just saw something in English and assumed it's right.

33points

bryguy 5 years ago

I like the "Modeling the club" part lol

2points

Robert Thornburrow 5 years ago

Somewhere on the internet is a Welsh roadsign which reads something along the lines of "I am currently out of the office".

1point

#67

Installed The Random Gate And Locked It, Boss!

Final score:

54points

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rgr8 5 years ago

There is a house in my neighborhood building a fence. The put up the gate over a month ago. Still no fence.

1point

PaulV 5 years ago

"Make sure that no one can go through this gate."

0points

William Abler-Ramirez 5 years ago

I cant get in

0points

Mark Howell 5 years ago

There is something similar on Salsbury Plain in England. MoD decided they need a gateway, concrete and steel. It sits alone in the middle of a range with no fence to keep it company.

0points

#68

I Think We Should Hire Him Boss

Final score:

54points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

r/ihadastroke

32points

Sarcastic Panda 5 years ago

he's amazing at his proaofreading, clearly

0points

#69

Price Marked The Books, Boss

Final score:

53points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

Having your dog (over) for dinner

28points

Nestor Mejia Garcia29 5 years ago

Take away the over

0points

William Abler-Ramirez 5 years ago

nooo dogo

2points

Stephanie A Mutti 5 years ago

Cooking Forty Humans

2points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

This one made me burst out laughing

1point

Rowena Ravenclaw 5 years ago

It says 'Tasty, healthy, and SAFE recipes'. It won't be sage for the dog LOL

1point

Damon Gates 5 years ago

Actually, sage really enhances the flavor. Makes it "doggier".

0points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

How to Serve Man

0points

Judy Dunlevy 5 years ago

Remember the sci fi movie, aliens came with a book called To Serve Man. It was a cookbook

0points

The Cute Cat 5 years ago

Some one in Medan will see this as correct..

0points

Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

made by peta!

0points

#70

Not The Translators Job

Final score:

52points

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Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

To be fair, a captionist/transcriptionist and a translator/interpreter are two completely different jobs. If this was a captionist doing captions in the original language, they probably didn't understand the other language used (because that's not what they were hired for) and it's procedure to use a [foreign] tag.

31points

Jean Entley 4 years ago

I bet your real fun at parties 🤦

-2points

#71

Token Attractive Woman

Final score:

52points

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Troux 5 years ago

This is advertising 101. They just let slip how everyone else is doing it.

11points

#72

Translated The Menu Boss

Final score:

50points

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Ying-Hsi Chen 5 years ago

The Chinese isn't even correct Lmao

42points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

ikr

5points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

What does it say? Or is it a version of the English letters?

2points

eimipet 5 years ago

Might it be Japanese? If it says Japanese at the top there.

1point

Vorknkx 5 years ago (edited)

There have been a few notorious cases of poorly translated menus in my country, offering dishes such as "constipated old man" and "blackboard erasers with rice."

4points

Erin Kavik 5 years ago

There are also names o dishes that sound mistranslated but aren't - like the chicken and egg dish "mother and child reunion". Had to explain to a lot of customers that wasn't an error in translation.

7points

Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago

I'd like to have some Dfgjkghjf Hdfhd, Thanks😂

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Beef!

1point

Robert Catte 5 years ago

I LOVE beef!

1point

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

lmfao

1point

Momma Dubb 5 years ago

Sounds yummy

1point

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Personally, I'm craving Japanese Brown saucefish.

2points

Francis 5 years ago

yes sounds great! i'll take that, thanks

1point

My crazy life 5 years ago

wt

0points

Sprinkled Donut 5 years ago

Interesting name...

0points

#73

Cut The Tomatoes, Boss

Final score:

49points

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Momma Dubb 5 years ago

Would you like some sandwich with that tomato?

48points

Blue 5 years ago

It's a burger - NOT A SANDWICH

3points

El muerto 5 years ago

is the new healthy. McTomato

7points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

New Wendy's strategy to sell healthy food?

5points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

Wendy's Tomatonator

2points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

LOL

1point

Lydia Shen 5 years ago

BAHAHAHAHAHA (I'm sorry that was hilarious XD)

0points

CORLEONE 5 years ago

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Blue 5 years ago

I do it all the time u lil s**t

-2points

#74

Proof Read The Ad Boss

Final score:

48points

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Losferatu 5 years ago

This poster is divisive.

7points

KKpp 5 years ago

Damn, I am living with multiplication and I could use some help. I feel divided, like something subtracted from me

6points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

...and all they offer is help with addition.

0points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Change your life today - switch to multiplication!

3points

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

I have an addition to math.

1point

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

Living with odd diction?

1point

Dirk Daring 5 years ago

Well, that's a plus.

1point

Blue 5 years ago

NO MORE MATH!!!!!

1point

zovjraar 5 years ago

i hate it when addition takes over my life. i can't sleep because i'm adding numbers, i can't concentrate at work because i'm adding, it screws up my home life because people want to talk about things, but i just reply with 2+2= 4.

1point

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

Hello, my name is Petite, and...I- I-... I can't stop thinking about imaginary numbers! *sobs* It all started in high school. I had this one teacher...

1point

Les Izmore 5 years ago

Crystal math is the worst addition

1point

Katelyn 5 years ago

Omg lol i read this as "we have the power to change your life today"

1point

#75

Installed The Sprayer Boss

Final score:

48points

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MadDawg 5 years ago

s**t

16points

MadDawg 5 years ago

BP automatically censored it, it is supposed to be s h i t

8points

Gavin Graham 5 years ago

how to be charged for second-degree murder

2points

Sassy bookworm 5 years ago (edited)

Be warned, it Hertz (hurts)

0points

BABY_FOX_ヾ(•ω•)o 5 years ago

That person sitting on it when the sprayer turns on ;-;

0points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Oops

0points

#76

Filled Up The Smoke Generator For The Patrouille De France, Boss

Final score:

47points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

"We've got no blue paint left, boss."

23points

InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago

"Just use red. I'm sure nobody will post it on reddit, where it will be subsequently put onto boredpanda"

3points

Maria 5 years ago

Sacre bleu!

4points

Idaaoyama 5 years ago

July 14 2018 if I remember well.

1point

Rod Egret 5 years ago

Correct!

0points

Peter Shen 5 years ago

improvise, adapt, overcome

0points

regi stra 5 years ago

buahahahahahahahahahahahha

0points

#77

Every Time I Go To The Bathroom At Work - This Really Bugs Me!

Final score:

46points

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ML 5 years ago

Next time take a flat head with you. Problem solved

37points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

An uncle of mine worked for Xerox as developer. He once tried to tighten a loose screw on his chair. He almost got fired for it because he did something that should have been done by maintenance. Very strict rules.

8points

Watching 5 years ago

Exactly. Unscrew it, flip it around and voila!

2points

Judy Dunlevy 5 years ago

It's covering the upside down tile

0points

Corey MaMo 5 years ago

it's art

0points

#78

Put Away The Pallets, Boss

Final score:

46points

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

I work in Logistics and I see this every day......

23points

Jennifer Gould 5 years ago

SAME!! All the time!

1point

Pan Narrans 5 years ago

The only way to prevent this is to physically put a plastic cone on the pallet!

1point

Damon Gates 5 years ago

Or design them to collapse when someone tries to double-stack. Best part: you wouldn't be liable for damages because there was clear signage not to.

1point

zovjraar 5 years ago

happens everywhere

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Signs and manuals are so overrated. Who reads them?

0points

#79

My Daughters Laundry Hamper With An Inspiring Quote

Final score:

43points

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Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

Lorem ipsum

40points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisici elit........

6points

Cupcake168 5 years ago

Best comment ever. :-D

4points

La Petite Morte 5 years ago

I absolutely LOVE the history behind lorem ipsum...

1point

Marissa Taylor 5 years ago

is it odd that i feel calm redding this?OO

1point

Lillian Jimenez 5 years ago

I feel so inspired

0points

#80

Words In Here Ghghg Hg Hgh Ghg Hgh Ghg

Final score:

43points

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Momma Dubb 5 years ago

Words words words words words words

28points

Jacob Eirikson 5 years ago

words words more words even more words, end of words

5points

Autumn 5 years ago

WORDS

2points

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

ghghgh hg hgh ghg...

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Words words words words, words WORDS words Words Words Words. Words words words Words; words words words Words!

1point

Kateryna 5 years ago

Comment here hfdsjk dfkjskds rklf

1point

Tia Maria 5 years ago

Words don't come easy...

1point

PearlsNotSecretRapCareer 5 years ago

Comment here kshdkjfsn saljf a;kd

0points

Imposmate 5 years ago

W O R D S

0points

Data1001 5 years ago

Nice to know Butt-head got a job as newspaper editor after he grew up. "Uhh... huhuh... words... words... words..."

0points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

Blah, blah, blah would have made more sense...

0points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

Wow

0points

Placebo Domingo 5 years ago

What do you read, my lord?

0points

Lorraine R 5 years ago

"Words, words, words . . ."

0points

#81

I Applied The Stickers Boss

Final score:

42points

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Francis 5 years ago

so much more seats in public transport if we could hang from the ceiling

34points

n i k o 5 years ago

Never visited Australia then, eh?

0points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

So the rumors of anti-gravity seats are true.

6points

Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Batmaaaaaan!

4points

Liesl Monnig 5 years ago

I have actually sat upside down in the bus one time... I fell on my head...

2points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

Anti Gravity chairs sound fun

0points

NJWanderer 5 years ago

Hey this transit system has 2X capacity

0points

#82

Done Adding The Security Tag Boss

Final score:

42points

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Adam C 5 years ago

Question of the day..."Did he/she take it"?

26points

Stack o' Pancakes 5 years ago

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#83

Welded The Frame Boss

Final score:

42points

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El muerto 5 years ago

kick his butt!! or hers

10points

Patrick O'Harris 5 years ago

Their? Kick their butt?

1point

#84

Just A Little Slipper Isolating Two 250 Amps Main Power Lines

Final score:

42points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

That's not a slipper, that's chancla! Typically used for preventing nuclear meltdowns

40points

Blue 5 years ago

And for beating me and my mexican peeps out there

8points

Nestor Mejia Garcia29 5 years ago

And for getting a red mark on yo ass

5points

Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

why did i read chancla as chauncie?

0points

Ray Heap 5 years ago

No you use the six inch nail circuit breaker for that, or the crowbar fuse for more a durable set up.

-1point

Patti Brock 5 years ago

🥺

2points

Pan Narrans 5 years ago

Well, as an safety officer I'll have to disapprove. At least they should have wrapped that slipper fully around it and secure it with duct tape!

1point

#85

The Way The Bricks Have Not Been Replaced Properly (To Make The Double Yellow Lines)

Final score:

40points

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JK Rowling 5 years ago

Looks like reality glitched

35points

Shae Hess 5 years ago

My work has this because our floor bubbles and then explodes

1point

MrsPossum 5 years ago

Road loading, 32%......

6points

John L 5 years ago

Yeah....I'm not sure I would have bothered either.

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Math problem!

1point

Torchicachu 5 years ago

oh my god what happened and how did this happen

1point

Sprinkled Donut 5 years ago

Reminds me of shattered glass for some reason.

0points

#86

Translated The Line, Boss!

Final score:

40points

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Vorknkx 5 years ago

Jokes aside, this is the official practice of translation agencies - when a translator runs into a language they're not certified for, the only thing they can do is explain it brackets. Of course, the client could pay for a translator in that other language (e.g. Japanese) to translate that missing bit.

37points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Oh, that really (speaks Japanese)

5points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

Ok. That does clear it up, but it still makes me laugh

2points

Lord Mysticlaw 5 years ago

Indeed, thank you for pointing it out 😊 And at least *this* one did a nice professional (speaks Japanese)

2points

Lorraine R 5 years ago

I recently discovered that Google translate will work for Japanese if you can give it a reasonable English phonetic version of what you want translated - like "ohayo gozaimus".

0points

MrsPossum 5 years ago

Well technically... people do speak Japanese in Japan.....

3points

Dayton Alder Ernest 5 years ago

This is funny. Or as they say in Japan... (speaks Japanese)

2points

BABY_FOX_ヾ(•ω•)o 5 years ago

Oh , I hate this so much, i'm Japanese but not fully so I sometimes never understand

0points

#87

This Floor Moulding

Final score:

40points

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Blinding_Darkness 5 years ago

Nope nope nope nope and nope

28points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

If you close your eyes, it doesn't look that bad

11points

Maria 5 years ago

Ah, I see they got in the same decorator as my landlord.

4points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

Looks like someone cut corners...

3points

Myrtille rat 5 years ago

aww that attempt hand made with some sort of plaster is kinda cute, it even come with a tiny home for spiders on the left

2points

Downunderdude 5 years ago

Yeah? What? it's neat-ish.

0points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 5 years ago

oh god no...

0points

Pan Narrans 5 years ago

3D Tetris

0points

#88

I Changed The Month On The Commuter Rail Passes, Boss

Final score:

40points

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bryguy 5 years ago

You JUN use this ticket anytime of the day, you JUN not share this ticket with others.

15points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Ctrl-H, eh?

2points

NJWanderer 5 years ago

Love spell check..............

1point

Phil Vaive 5 years ago

Ooooof I feel this one. I made the "find and replace" mistake once on the seating tickets for a fashion show I was helping produce. I didn't catch it til the night of the show, so had no time to reprint.

1point

Walter Brameld 5 years ago

% s/MAY/JUN/ig

0points

#89

Made That Sign You Asked For, Boss

Final score:

39points

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Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

I wonder how many people were involved in design, proof reading, printing and posting?! Definitely "Not my job"

21points

Maddie 5 years ago

I'll bet money on it being a joke and someone just forgot to take it out

7points

Downunderdude 5 years ago

Step 1: google 'New York'. Step 2: Copy and paste. There. job done.

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Oh.....oh my......

0points

Sasy 5 years ago

No idea why my concern that something my have a very different reaction to some than just an oh no facepalm etc. As Becca said it will be part of New York forever, but also the world, I just think in a post full of crazy that one is a bit too raw for people, I did not mean to offend anyone, or as Vincent reacted, ever try and state that the handicapped ramps were any less cringe worthy.

0points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

The real problem is that even thought it will be part of New York forever, I'd think the goal of this display is to say something more like, "Hey - New York City is as super-cool place with great pizza!" To put it kindly, this image is "off message".

2points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

...

0points

Sasy 5 years ago

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#90

The Ceiling Is All Painted, Boss!

Final score:

39points

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Adam C 5 years ago

How did he get such a perfect result round the fire-alarm?

24points

Sara 5 years ago

I don't think they painted it. It looks like they sprayed texture to the ceiling and over the alarm as well

14points

Kel Gal 5 years ago

Sprayed the paint

7points

Francis 5 years ago

asking the important questions!

4points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Some people are very committed.

1point

Dirk Daring 5 years ago

Must have been done at 4pm on a Friday.

1point

BluEyedSeoulite 5 years ago

Looks like a slightly better company than my landlord hired to paint my apartment

0points

#91

When You Order A Pizza During Finals Week In A College Town

Final score:

39points

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elia 84631 5 years ago

Actually, it isn't that bad

15points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

You'd still eat it, eh?

8points

Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

yeah, the tiny one could be the slice you share

4points

Lucas 5 years ago

Depends... are you sharing it?

2points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

That's not a whole pizza right? Not even the same pieces to the pizza?

3points

ravn 5 years ago

Yah, I think it was put together from remainders, or from the buffet...

1point

MrsPossum 5 years ago

Aaaw, the ickle slice on the left!! Knowing my luck, that slice would be left for me.

2points

Randy 5 years ago

Wait.. You don't eat the whole thing yourself?

1point

Lsai Aeon 5 years ago

One person gonna eat the whole thing by themselves anyway

0points

あんぱんまん 5 years ago

i call dibs on that big one

0points

Michelle Brandt 5 years ago

I'd still eat it

0points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

1st world problem

0points

#92

After Renovating The Band Room The People Who Painted The Shelves Just Painted Over The Gum

Final score:

39points

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Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Well, I woudn´t touch that either...

39points

Astrid Nineor 5 years ago

Well, if a company / school / whatever hires painters they had better make sure the room is ready to be painted. It is not the painters job to remove gum.

4points

Lucas 5 years ago

Decorated a place once and we tried so hard to clean it first but it was so bad that most of the dirt had to just be painted over in the end. Textured walls and doors...

2points

Luther von Wolfen 5 years ago

As a sometime professional painter, I consider this a win. Well done, my friends.

4points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Preserved for the future generations.

4points

Cori 5 years ago

Now it's art!

1point

bryguy 5 years ago

I also would've painted right over that

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮

0points

My crazy life 5 years ago

😖😖🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢

0points

My crazy life 5 years ago

Ewwwwwww!

0points

#93

Made The Sign Boss

Final score:

39points

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bryguy 5 years ago

All I see is "Students allowed to take" THANKS!

33points

Chris Arlott 5 years ago

Yoda... You ok buddy?

6points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

LOL

1point

Yana Makarevitch 5 years ago

Damn, man, we really wanted to be your trollies.

3points

Kateryna 5 years ago

Attention, you are not students

1point

Daniel Wang 5 years ago

it's supposed to say, "Attention students you are not allowed to take our trollies to help you move."

1point

Amy Dodds 5 years ago

Attention you are not our trollies

1point

Can't_think_of_a_good_name 5 years ago

Well whose trollies are they then?

0points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

I never said I was your trollies.

0points

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

#hadastroke

0points

Jackson White 5 years ago

its trying to say " Attention students you are not allowed to take our trollies to help you move"

0points

#94

My Sister Was Just Served This At A Local Mexican Restaurant

Final score:

38points

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Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

The 'fresh' fries saved the day, I guess?

8points

max murray 4 years ago

macaroni, packet and cheese

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Sounds about right

0points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

Happens at restaurants a lot more than people think, a new employee just didn't know any better lol

0points

Autumn 5 years ago

that is NASTY

0points

#95

Not My Job To Make The Sign Boss

Final score:

37points

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ML 5 years ago

On the right is one family. On the left is a stranger😁

41points

rabbitsrabbit 5 years ago

Its too much trouble for everyone to keep avoiding the dude on the left. We should just dump him on an island.

7points

Kynnica Pilupner 5 years ago

This is in germany near nuremberg

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago (edited)

"1,5 meter?"

1point

Sk FaiXan 5 years ago

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Watching 5 years ago

I hope that is sarcasm.

9points

#96

Ok What The Hell

Final score:

37points

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Adam C 5 years ago

This person did try.

2points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

They put effort in.which is different than trying.

1point

Sofiia Melnikova 5 years ago

for 2 seconds i thought this was patched up with chocolate...

1point

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

Wonderwall?

1point

SnapStingray687 3 years ago

That would destroy your toe if you stubbed it. *kashing!* No pinky toe.

0points

Downunderdude 5 years ago

See above.

0points

#97

Installed The New Sign Boss

Final score:

36points

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CORLEONE 5 years ago

The sign says; DO NOT ADD ANY FENCE...

13points

manon M 5 years ago

😂

0points

Sonya Jersey 5 years ago

you have to knock on the door as ask what the signs says

5points

Benjamin tatham 4 years ago

Ironic

0points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

It says "12" 45 →." Dunno why it says that, I'm just the translator.

0points

#98

I Now Understand The Phrase “Close Enough For Government Work”

Final score:

36points

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Trying so hard thinking 5 years ago

Dyslexia - I feel you bro

16points

Martin Kaine 5 years ago

.....but an excellent wizard name.

2points

Jack Ericson 5 years ago

I live in Sacramento. I wonder where this is

0points

Sawdust 5 years ago

Maybe a military acronym? Strategic Air Command Army Network Zero

0points

Savannah Mcquillan 5 years ago

Sacramento?

0points

Fancy chicken nugget 5 years ago

stared at this for a minute wondering what was wrong...

0points

KittyGirl 5 years ago

Humph!

0points

AzKhaleesi 5 years ago

I've never been to Sacarm, but I hear it's Neto

0points

#99

Worried? Give Them A Call

Final score:

36points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

So the number is 9999 999 99999?

4points

Obi Wang Kenobi 5 years ago

Isn't X 10? ;)

6points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

It would be even better if is said 'show number' under it.

1point

Okiku's Master (still Potato) 4 years ago

...

0points

BABY_FOX_ヾ(•ω•)o 5 years ago

Is this just dum or am I dum because i think almost the world has the virus in their hand

-1point

Tobias the Tiger 4 years ago

It's possible that this sign was from the early days of the pandemic, before mid-March 2020.

0points

#100

Hey Boss, Painted The Parking Lot Like You Asked!

Final score:

36points

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Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

I like this, it looks nice!

18points

Biana Vacker 5 years ago

You have reached the fork in the road. Will you go right or left? One leads to death, another to freedom.... choose carefully.

2points

Jeff Christensen 5 years ago

A fork in the road.

1point

MrsPossum 5 years ago

Looks like one of those fancy restaurants where the fork is outlined in dusted sugar or whatever. Perhaps this is the restaurant parking lot!!

1point

Ginny Weasly 5 years ago

There’s a fork in the road!

0points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

It's the international sign that says you have reached a fork on the road!

0points

#101

Hmmm

Final score:

34points

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Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Maybe it´s not fresh...

28points

Nicole Tomme 5 years ago

Maybe it's not chocolate O_0

5points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Chocolate milk sounds awesome right now.

2points

Kkandthecat 5 years ago

What about the feckin dented one in the top left?!?!?!

1point

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

are you sure...?

0points

あんぱんまん 5 years ago

hm... looks sus!

0points

Adam Rindegård 5 years ago

brown sus

0points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I wonder which country you can buy these. I've never heard of it before. /sarcasm/

-1point

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I imagine you're trying to make a 'fat Americans' joke, but I'll have you know Chocolate Milk was invented in Ireland, and is enjoyed around the world.

2points

#102

I Put On The Cheese Boss!

Final score:

34points

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Idaaoyama 5 years ago

It's ON not IN ;)

2points

Adam C 5 years ago

"you was not specific"

1point

Curry on... 5 years ago

Ah, those pesky prepositions.

0points

Bubbs Art 5 years ago

Alpharad! He’s great ^^

0points

#103

Loose Brick Replaced By A Different Colour, While The Original Is Right There At The Bottom

Final score:

34points

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#104

Should We Tow The Car Boss? Not Our Job, Leave It

Final score:

33points

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Dynein 5 years ago

This happened in my street, except not - they worked around the car for the first day or two, but when it came to putting down the new asphalt, the car ended up a bit further away with an expensive looking notice behind the windshield wipers....

17points

Myrtille rat 5 years ago

in some place the car could've ended covered with asphalt

3points

BluEyedSeoulite 5 years ago

The exact same thing happened on my street too. They were supposed to come back to finish it but the vehicle never moved. It's been like thst for a year

2points

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Everyone in the neighborhood hates that guy now.

0points

#105

Yes Boss, I Installed The New Bathroom Doors

Final score:

33points

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Kynnica Pilupner 5 years ago

i mean yeah it's probably not the right way around, but it does look pretty neat

12points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

What's wrong?

2points

Martin Kaine 5 years ago

Just switch the 2 doors!

2points

max murray 4 years ago

ah yes the case of the upside down doors

1point

Toni Alabakovski 5 years ago

Shouldn’t the kickplate going on the inside? (& obviously on the bottom)

1point

CORLEONE 5 years ago

I think the metal part shold be down... LOL

1point

Blue 5 years ago

That's kinda the whole point... A little slow today are we?

1point

Little Zoologist 5 years ago

I didn't get it

-2points

Debbie 5 years ago

They should be in the other doorway and upside down. The metal plate is the kickboard - the part against which people kick to open/close a door.

3points

#106

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Final score:

33points

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MrsPossum 5 years ago

"...aaand don't park your car within 20 feet"

27points

Catto De Smol 5 years ago

Flex Tape time!

2points

Biana Vacker 5 years ago

should have used flex tape

2points

Kkandthecat 5 years ago

what about the right cars gas tank?

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

😳😳😳 well I feel safe

0points

Sawdust 5 years ago

Never send plastic wrap to do duct tape's job!

0points

zovjraar 5 years ago

that is scary

0points

Lisa Simpson 5 years ago

There I fixed it

0points

Pascale Pierloot 5 years ago

They were out of duct tape...

0points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

That's a new type of structural tape. Don't remove it and everything will be fine.

0points

#107

I Think My FedEx Guy Was Having A Bad Day

Final score:

32points

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William Abler-Ramirez 5 years ago

aaannnnnndddd stolen

7points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

It was probably the glowing green eyes watching from the windows.

0points

Sawdust 5 years ago

The driver's thinking "Can I get away with calling this part of the porch?"...

0points

Sawdust 5 years ago

The "black dot" package goes to the "black dot" house. Candy Land addresses are so easy. :-)

0points

あんぱんまん 5 years ago

nah he prolly wanted u to run a lil so u r healthy, id pay for a delivery like tht to make my brother run xD

0points

#108

Left The Note, Boss

Final score:

31points

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no_name 5 years ago

Well, me being delivery guy on pretty tight schedule, I wouldn't want to walk around the corner too

1point

#109

Now We Have A Way To Better Communicate With Our Spanish-Speaking Customers!

Final score:

30points

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Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

The stupidity is strong with this one...

18points

BluEyedSeoulite 5 years ago

I see signs like this all the time in Korea. Services and information made for non-Korean speakers in 100% Korean...

5points

Eliyahu Rooff 5 years ago

This one is in a Spanish-speaking store, put there for English-speaking customers to get help. Notice that the sign right behind it is in Spanish.

0points

#110

Got The Practice Field Ready Boss

Final score:

29points

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Random Person 5 years ago

on another note, why is the goalpost on the sidelines?

7points

PearlsNotSecretRapCareer 5 years ago

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#111

My Mom Only Replaced Half The Picture Wheel. 1,2,3,4,5,7, & 8 Are Me. The Rest Are Stock Pictures

Final score:

29points

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Maddie 5 years ago

I mean it seems pretty legit, I had to go back in order to see what the problem was

17points

Martin Kaine 5 years ago

Our little baby has changed so much over the years!

3points

manon M 5 years ago

the senior picture is her or Stock pic ??¿¿

2points

Tiredpossum 5 years ago

But why?

2points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

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#112

Universal Orlando In The Main Entrance. Gets Me Every Time!

Final score:

28points

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Lydia Shen 5 years ago

AAH i hate that i'm sorry

12points

Forty-Two 5 years ago

This needs to not be #125. Pls upvote this submission it's the best one here.

1point

Ariyana Ritesh 5 years ago

AAAaaAAaAaAAH

1point

#113

I Covered Half Of The Urinals For Covid Boss.

Final score:

28points

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Guys seldom use urinals that are side by side, so in reality there's just one useable urinal left.

18points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

You're not wrong. Standing right next to someone when you're both... going, is AWKWARD

6points

Dreamwolf 5 years ago

I'm a girl but see so much memes about this.

5points

bro momento 5 years ago

can confirm

1point

Blue 5 years ago

facts tho

1point

My crazy life 5 years ago

Sorry I don't get it...

0points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

that breaks the guy law about where to pee lol

0points

Jason Wang 5 years ago

What's the problem? I only see one open urinal.

0points

#114

I Put The Manhole Cover Back, Boss

Final score:

27points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

at least they will be able to find it faster ;)

18points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Why's it square?

1point

Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago

I like it

1point

あんぱんまん 5 years ago

tbh, i like it, it gives an aesthetic feel

1point

Bored Shrimpy 5 years ago

MY EYES!

0points

Lillian Jimenez 5 years ago

I want to cry

0points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

I think that looks quite nice!

0points

#115

Frog Birthday Cake

Final score:

27points

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Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago

THIS??? THIS IS A FROG CAKE?

12points

Blue 5 years ago

the frog is hiding

2points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

no, and stop shouting plz your hurting my ears

0points

Erik Lawrence 5 years ago

the point??? you actually found the point to it being here? all by yourself too. wow. so proud.

0points

Martin Kaine 5 years ago (edited)

See, that's where they're wrong...they wrote "frog cake" on the flavor line of the order form.

7points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

So what did it taste like?

0points

Sleazy Weaver 5 years ago

Definitely not what they ordered & absolutely disappointing, but honestly I think it looks adorable.

3points

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François Carré 5 years ago

When that child becomes a famous minimalist designer they will tell that story.

2points

kevin 5 years ago

I think its cute

2points

Kim Bush 5 years ago

As a former cake decorator, this hurts my soul

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

#shopsmall you'll get better results

0points

n i k o 5 years ago

c'mon guys don't body shame the poor cake, it's JUST as good as all the other cakes.

0points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I see Kermit.

0points

Dirk Daring 5 years ago

Happy Falker Satherhood!

0points

#116

0 Million Players!

Final score:

27points

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elia 84631 5 years ago

Seems legit

17points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Well... 347,062 does round to 0 million.

2points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

I want a SPECEFIC number.

1point

Anton Swanepoel 5 years ago

And the artwork is stolen.

1point

#117

I Sorted That Legal Stuff, Boss

Final score:

26points

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Gavin Graham 5 years ago

so? ill drop down some of that yellow stuff then

1point

#118

Installed The Ventilation Shaft, Boss

Final score:

26points

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CORLEONE 5 years ago

Right to the point. Great job!!!

7points

lizbetann 5 years ago

That's what, the 5th or 6th monolith sighting now?

1point

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Dear God......

0points

#119

Landlord Painted Over A Penny

Final score:

26points

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Amy Dodds 5 years ago

And a hair

33points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

And a screw.

6points

Sargundeep Singh 5 years ago

Take the penny, quick TAKE THE FRIKKIN' PENNY

1point

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

You call them pennies as well? Is that left over from British rule?

1point

Robertson Shinnick 4 years ago

Yes. Technically they’re cents, but most people in the US call them pennies anyway, and don’t know the distinction (decimal/non-decimal).

0points

Mary Maney 5 years ago

We have a random penny stuck in our hardwoods. Good story tho

0points

#120

Added The Headline Text, Boss!

Final score:

26points

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Dominic Bowman 5 years ago

lets just say the headline is: NEWS CAPTIONER FOUND DRUNK ON STREET!!

8points

Torchicachu 5 years ago

hey at least they added her name

3points

manon M 5 years ago

poor Michelle

0points

#121

Ok. So How Do I Use This Stuff?

Final score:

26points

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Dominic Bowman 5 years ago

i think it means you should be confused

6points

s. vitkovitsky 5 years ago

As directed.

-1point

#122

“My BF Ordered An Egg And Cheese Bagel...”

Final score:

25points

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MadDawg 5 years ago

looks like a clam with a pearl in it

36points

Lillian Jimenez 5 years ago

I can't unsee it now

1point

manon M 5 years ago

a little poetry in this world of bullies !!😂

0points

Chance Wilson 5 years ago

are u on something

-1point

John L 5 years ago

So what's the problem?

2points

Nicola Roberts 5 years ago

Technically correct ....

2points

Lisa Simpson 5 years ago

Well, he got what he asked for...

1point

Kel Gal 5 years ago

And?

0points

My Name Is Jeff 5 years ago

Where’s the LAMB SAUCE!

0points

#123

Didn’t Publish The Article Boss

Final score:

25points

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Momma Dubb 5 years ago

What a rebel

20points

Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago

Okay... A. why shouldn't this be published? B. Why is "dies" censored?

0points

#124

Sure Boss, I Can Make A Basketball Court

Final score:

25points

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Martin Kaine 5 years ago

Three pointers are either much easier, or much harder...

7points

Lorelai Purvis 4 years ago

... or halfa one

0points

#125

We Now Have A Permantly Installed Extension Cord

Final score:

24points

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Catto De Smol 5 years ago

At least you can still cut it

6points

Robert Catte 5 years ago

Yeah.

1point

#126

You Can Stop Lowering The Bar Now, Mcdonalds

Final score:

23points

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Aleksandra Elias 5 years ago

Someone should remove that 'e' (and put in on that 'Brid' pot for plants)

12points

Jo 5 years ago

I recently saw a McDonalds sign that said they were serving "blue berry muffins." But... they are blueberries right? Or are they just berries that are blue?

2points

Sawdust 5 years ago

Maybe they weren't sure, so the manager just told them to be vague about it. :-)

0points

Christian Bradshaw 5 years ago

Cone

2points

Dirk Daring 5 years ago

This is clearly Shooped.

0points

#127

When “Rock Moving” Wasn’t In The Job Description

Final score:

23points

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Laugh or not 5 years ago

Depends on the size of the block on the other side. If it needs a crane to move, it may not have been in the budget.

13points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

It's a fence. It's on the property line. Perhaps the neighbor didn't want the contractor to damage that rock?

1point

DC 5 years ago

Hahahaha, this is great!

1point

Tim Douglass 5 years ago

I started out once to remove a rock that stuck up about 6 inches. Three days later I was standing in a hole that was 6 feet deep next to a boulder that probably was attached to the very continent. "Is not a boulder, is a ledge!"

0points

Les Izmore 5 years ago

Very Zen

0points

#128

My Dad Said "As Close To The Rose Bushes As Possible"

Final score:

22points

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Gavin Graham 5 years ago

the rosebushes were inside the garage

2points

Sophia Graubart 5 years ago

I am assuming those were the rosebushes

0points

#129

I Woke Up To This

Final score:

22points

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Myrtille rat 5 years ago

near my place there is one solid line zigzagging for a few kilometers when it should be a discontinuous one no idea if the guy had a stroke a hella good laugh of if he was just drunk but everytime I take that road and not at night I'm laughing

5points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Don't know what's worse, the yellow line or the tire tracks indicating that some fools really like to burn rubber in a residential area.

1point

Ploploplop 5 years ago

Those are the shadows of the power lines on the left.

0points

#130

An Attention Grabbing, But Questionably Working Car Antenna

Final score:

21points

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Watching 5 years ago

Ahhhh! That's why I heard "Beat It" when he drove by!

45points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Genius!

3points

C. Mayo 5 years ago

Beats nothing at all, I guess.

0points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

Eggsallent

0points

Martin Kaine 5 years ago

Does it spin when they drive?

0points

#131

Painting The Parking Lot

Final score:

21points

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Carole Deem 5 years ago

good job on the leafs, they look very authentic.

11points

manon M 5 years ago

genius 😂

0points

#132

Fixed The Clock, Boss!

Final score:

21points

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Gavin Graham 5 years ago

now the time is 24:13

0points

Stephanie Did It 5 years ago

More overtime

-1point

M O'Connell 5 years ago

Will people ever understand how central clock-control systems work? If its broken and you want the right time, a different clock is your only option.

-2points

#133

Ok Boss I Found The Vietnamese Flag U Wanted

Final score:

21points

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Emily 5 years ago

at least they know what flag its supposed to be

4points

Orange Mountain 5 years ago

But the Vietnamese flag is so simple!!

1point

Okiku's Master (still Potato) 4 years ago

1. Color the flag red. 2. Insert star. 3a. Fill in the star. I've got three words for you. 3b. That. Is. It.

0points

Okiku's Master (still Potato) 4 years ago

he too frickin lazy but at least he got the country

0points

Lorraine R 5 years ago

At least it's spelled right. I saw a label in a museum once that said "Vietman".

0points

#134

Painted The Bike-Lane, Boss

Final score:

21points

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Holly Scicluna 5 years ago

They won't use it anyway

12points

Andrew Gibb 5 years ago

And who can blame them (cyclists). Bike lanes are notoriously badly designed and maintained.

3points

Jean Entley 4 years ago

Right!?!?!?

0points

Jonathan 5 years ago

We've just had multi-million pound bike lanes installed where I live and they too barely get used. Glad it's an international problem, not just where I live!

0points