Music is probably in every person's life in some shape or form. Whether you listen, play, or maybe even compose, it's one of the art forms many people enjoy. 66% of Americans say they learned to play a musical instrument at some point in their lives, and even if they don't anymore, the appreciation for music most likely is still there.
Today, we're dedicating a post to some funny memes about music. It's our tribute to music enthusiasts, artists, singers, composers, prodigies, and struggling students alike. So scroll down and let the music flow with the memes from the Best Music Memes Instagram page!
Because we're true classical music lovers here, we reached out to American musician and composer Elaine Fine, who has years of experience and 200 pieces of chamber music and three operas under her belt.
She graciously agreed to tell Bored Panda more about her journey as a musician and how she started writing about music. Also, we picked her brain about why the stereotype that classical music is for rich people only persists to this day, and she even shared her favorite classical music pun. Read her expert insights below!
Elaine Fine: Musical Assumptions | Elaine Fine's Thematic Catalogue
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Elaine Fine began writing about music in the late 1980s, shortly after she got a job as a classical music director at a college radio station. "I started writing articles and reviews of recordings for music magazines, and then the internet made it possible for me to write anything I wanted to about music (or anything else) on my Musical Assumptions blog, and share it with like-minded and interested people." Fine has been sharing ideas and music freely in the musical blogosphere for almost two decades!
"Like many people who consider music their vocation, I came of musical age when I was a teenager," she goes on. "I grew up in a musical family where I had access to a great many books about music and was able to attend as many concerts as could fit into my days and nights. Talking about music and thinking about music came naturally to me. Practicing and performing also came naturally, but writing about music did not.
"I spent my college years at Juilliard during the 1970s, where academic expectations were very low," she adds. "I learned the mechanics of writing as an adult after I married a college English professor. I am grateful to him for showing me how to improve as a writer."
He does put a lot of effort into his scores and is paid handsomely for it. It definitely makes the movie so much better. We don’t do grand opera anymore but movie scores have taken their place.
There's a classical music station within range of the prison I was in.
Load More Replies...And if the next song is also a favorite, might as well... recline that chair... :D
Nope not me. I wouldn’t just sit there. I always dance while finishing the song and sing along. And I mostly listen to my CD’s so it’s not like I wouldn’t hear the end the next time I get in the car 🤣🤘🤣
it's disrespectful to to turn off the radio when you're listening "machine gun" by Jimi Hendrix
We asked Elaine Fine what she thinks about people assuming that classical music is a rich person's hobby. "This fallacy might come from the centuries-old practice of rich elite people hiring musicians to write and perform for them," Fine suggests. However, the reality couldn't be more different.
"Most fully employed performing musicians are and have been working-class people who struggle to be able to afford and maintain their instruments," she explains. "What we now call 'classical music' was once music that was enjoyed by everyone. Opera was popular music during the 18th and 19th centuries all over Europe."
I actually really want these visualizations when I use my TV to play music. It would add such a cool ambiance.
There are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
Some notes are already missing from the manuscript - after death he was de-composing
Load More Replies...To be fair... Jimmy Hendrix was definitely a natural genius on guitar but he did have one physical feature that most players don't... And hear me out because I started playing over 30yrs ago (happy amateur not a pro by any means. Right Hendrix: Check out how long his thumbs are... I mean it's freaky. His long thumbs meant he could practically bar a chord over the TOP of the neck... Or at least 5 string bar. Seriously find a picture and check ir out. This weird ability means that some of his solos are remarkably hard to replicate. It's like Rachmaninoff on the piano... He's the hardest pianist to play but mainly because he composed with his own two hands... And his hands were MASSIVE... normal folk simply don't have the span. I'm sure some fellow guitarists will back me up on Hendrix's thumb.
Pretty cool to learn! I have negative musical talent in every way, but I have always loved watching people's hands when they play instruments. I have a family member and a friend who both have lovely, long, slender fingers, one plays piano, the other guitar. Watching their hands create such powerful and beautiful sounds, while making it seem so effortless is so awesome! Definitely gonna check out some Hendrix videos up close now, thanks! 🎶 🎵
Load More Replies...I was dating a religious rather prudish woman (daughter of a Baptist minister) so we had not yet proceeded to intimacy. One day she came up do me, pressed herself closely against me, and whispered in a husky voice "I have something you don't." I said to myself "Well, I certainly hope so!" She had me hold my hands up and matched me finger for finger. When I had run out of fingers, she still had two left, which she waved at me. She had six fingers on each hand - and yes, she taught piano! Of course my friends told that me that as soon as she accepted the second date I should have expected genetic abnormality.
Yeah, I read some sheet music on chords and go "good grief, how do they get their fingers so far apart?"
I've been trying to learn the guitar, but my hands are too small for a full-size, and I can't reach all the chords.
You could get a Yamaha GL1 Guitalele -- or you could just use a capo.
Load More Replies..."In the twentieth century, new forms of popular music drew audiences through recordings and radio," Fine goes on to explain the "roots" of what we call 'classical music.' "At the same time, atonal music entered into and dominated much of the academic musical world and concert halls. Many people preferred listening to the more melodic popular music that was being written and performed and stopped going to classical concerts."
"21st-century music is, so far, more welcoming to listeners, and musical organizations work extremely hard to make audiences feel welcome and comfortable. The modern classical music world is anything but elitist," Fine concludes. "And classical music concerts are far more affordable than concerts by popular artists."
I've always loved how it looks. Wants to live there. Dont know why!
Since this is, after all, a list of funny music posts, we asked Elaine to share some humor from the classical music world. "Musicians are notorious for making puns," she told us. "One of my favorite punny musical stories is about a composition lesson that the British composer Samuel Coleridge-Taylor (1875-1912) had with the equally British composer Charles Villiers Stanford (1852-1924). Stanford spilled his cup of tea on his student's music and said, 'My dear, your music is now in the key of T.'"
I think this is Etude Op. 25 No. 11 (even i'm not sure, i got that after a quick google search, can an expert confirm this?)
Yeah! No doubt he's listening to music and not answering a call. Not the mic part on his ear. :D
We probably know why we like music, but what exactly happens to our nervous system when we listen to (or are making) it? Well, it gets our blood flowing to our limbic system, which processes emotions and controls our memory. When our ears perceive music, the limbic system "lights up."
Dopamine then triggers the sensations of pleasure and well-being. Interestingly, we don't even need to be able to recognize the rhythm and melody of a song. Studies of people who have suffered brain damage show that people can recognize the emotion conveyed by a piece of music without distinguishing its melody.
THere's a demon lurking FROM below 'IMPORTANT' - LOOK CLOSELY. Some kind of werewolf I presume ;)
That's the life of stage-people. We are there to make you happy because we know how it feels to be unhappy.
Never look at the trombones; it only encourages them - Richard Strauss, probably
Have you ever wondered why women listen to music while they're in labor? And why do some family members choose to say goodbye to their loved ones while music plays in the background? It's because music has some pain-relieving qualities. It's not a pain killer, of course, but it's a good distraction.
Interestingly, we don't even need to be able to recognize the rhythm and melody of a song. Studies of people who have suffered brain damage show that people can recognize the emotion conveyed by a piece of music without distinguishing its melody.
I've the misfortune of having being born with no ability whatsoever to play a music instrument (believe I tried various). Neither am I'm able to sing in tune. But my lack of talent have never prevent me from becoming the conductor whenever I listen to my favorite pieces. I look ridiculous but it brings me such joy. Also I can't really concentrate or relax when I'm listening to classical music. The music pretty much takes over my mind and body.
I don't even manage to get to playing the music; I can never decide
However, not all people can enjoy the wonders of music. Musical anhedonia is a condition where people feel apathy to music; they're simply not moved by it at all. Only roughly 3-5% of the population has it, but there's nothing inherently wrong with them. Their auditory and reward regions don't "light up" in response to hearing or making music.
On the other side of the spectrum, there are hyper-hedonics. These are people who say they wouldn't be able to live without music. In their brains, the strongest transfer of information happens between the auditory and reward systems of the brain. One of such people is Paul Silvia, a psychology professor at the University of Carolina at Greensboro. "I hear music in my mind a lot, and I can get chills from this imagined music," he told The Atlantic.
70 years. Lessons of various kinds. 59 years. Always something to learn
I can't stand Brandenburg concerto no 3. I had to practice nearly every day for roughly 3 months. It was awful.
The chills Silvia is describing have an official name: frisson. Researchers from USC found that more than 50% of people get feelings like shivers, a lump in their throat, or goosebumps when they listen to music. While scientists are not entirely sure what causes us to experience the shivers, they have a few theories.
It’s “haute bois” in French and that isn’t pronounced “hot boys”.
It’s the instrument that, when you blow into it, it blows back
Yeah, that. I don't use a chin rest and prefer wood to skin. I have perma-hickey.
Load More Replies...Guitarist can adjust the tuning so you'll have "softer strings". Ask that Dude from Black Sabbath, he had a freak accident with his fingers but still played good, I mean great at it. :D
The middle two tips were torn off by a machine cutting large metal sheets. He used plastic prosthetics, kinda self-made them of melted bottles the first few years. How he does that now ... dunno, he gotta, some way.
Load More Replies...I'm just starting to learn the guitar and I'm dreading the fingertip pain until I develop these calluses
put some of that glue you can peel off on your fingertips.
Load More Replies...One theory is that listening to music releases dopamine into our brains. The sudden rush of dopamine supposedly causes us to have a physiological reaction as well, making us feel goosebumps. Other scientists say it's the emotional connection we might feel to a piece of music. However, one study has found that it's more about people's openness to experiences.
What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull? The bull has its a*s at the rear.
"It's the cognitive components of 'Openness to Experience' – such as making mental predictions about how the music is going to unfold or engaging in musical imagery (a way of processing music that combines listening with daydreaming) – that are associated with frisson to a greater degree than the emotional components," one of the authors of the study, Mitchell Colver, claims.
Cello here. There's a piece I've done where I spend more bars resting than I do playing.
Release the penguins?! Please don't, they're bitey little m***********s.
My favorite Simpsons bit: Lisa at jazz club watching a performance and another patron says it sounds like she is hitting a baby with a cat, Lisa replied that "you have to listen to the notes she's not playing" guy replies "I could do that at home"😭
Actually not too far from the truth! When I studied jazz theory at age 16 it was much harder to understand than trigonometry or algebra.
You need to be properly stoned to understand Jazz...
Load More Replies...To anyone who loves orchestrated music, today's film soundtrack composers are writing music just as fantastic as the classical composers.
Just as it did in Bach's and Mozart's time, good music follows the money.
Load More Replies...this is me with my guitar. And when that someone is one of my heroes (i have heroes in smaller bands) i will manage to strap that guitar on backwards and upside down.
Oh Janine Jansen then. Her whole family on stage together.
As a percussionist I loathed that piece. 40 years later and it's still embedded in my brain.
Load More Replies...so we are witnessing the creation of the song I want you (she's so heavy) ? :P
IMHO, Helter Skelter was the Beatles’ first metal song.
Load More Replies...my wife knows when she can/has to unplug a guitar or not .... its the active jackson, she knows that
Actually there are guitars with onboard active electronics, and some of them even use rechargeable batteries, but ordinary electric guitars such as the Les Paul shown don't use batteries.
Load More Replies...Well, Cillian Murphy playing Oppenheimer. So...yes?
Load More Replies...It wouldn't help because my favorite type of music keeps changing over the years.
There are many movies that their only redeeming value was the soundtrack.
Watched a documentary on the evolution of movie music and sound effects and they pointed out that, until fairly recently, movies all used the same stock soundtracks. Once composers started writing individual soundtracks for each movie the quality of the cinema experience improved significantly. Music sets the mood and that old crappy stock music was not getting it done.
Load More Replies...Or the other way around: https://www.classicfm.com/composers/mozart/maria-joao-pires-wrong-piano-concerto/
hmmmm.... i know professional guitarists that will literally hand over their guitar if you ask about it.
My current (and probably final) instrument is a very good electric piano. F75. I let my brother (64) play it and he bought one for himself.
I keep a cheap Mexican strat for just such occasions. By all means go ahead... Touch my Gibson however and I will end you.
oh come on ! I'll let you play my sg3000 custom :)
Load More Replies...Wrong notes for jazz improvisors just become grace notes or leading tones to transpose to a new key.
Honestly Jazz guys... Answer for everything. Like Reinhardt... Two fingers left... No problemo guys it's Jazz.
Load More Replies...well.... some of the better guitarist i know have very long fingers .... a friend of me would say "b******t, look at BB Kings fingers" But still, probably wont hurt the case...
My friend told me the story of his piano lessons as a kid. His teacher called his mother and said "Dave seems to enjoy the music but he does not seem to be improving at all. How long is he practicing every day?" His mother answered " Oh we don't own a piano."
*Sound of a hundred people facepalming at the same time*
Load More Replies...I am totally honest with my teacher. As in “I cannot concentrate tonight because I had bad news today. Can we just do sight reading”. If I didn’t practice I tell her.
I don't get this. Is it easy to play that note on an Oboe? Or is it really difficult?
Oboe is used to tune the orquestra. The oboist tunes the oboe and plays and A. Of course everyone hears it but the first song strummer to tune right after is the first violin who passes it to the rest of the violins…. The oboe is used because it’s sound but a the more stable among the other instruments and it doesn’t change because of humidity or temperature
Load More Replies...An F flat is an E and and E sharp is an F, but for certain music rules that are complex to explain, you have to write them differently sometimes. This could just be written E, F, D instead of really unfamiliar notation like F flat that you rarely see.
Load More Replies...Jazz musician here with years of ear training and music theory knowledge. I can confirm any music we hear triggers automatic analysis in our brain.
I'm so heavily musicianified that even when I get an earworm I have to practise. If I imagine a piece of music and I think the phrasing or intonation in my imagination could be improved, I have to go back round and imagine it again but better. This is a serious curse!
Load More Replies...yeah. I was once hanging out with two professional musicians. One of them played some songs from his phone, and they both kept completely dissecting every song. like 100% taking each song apart. I carefully asked "cant you just listen to a song normally, in its whole?" and they just went "NOPE"
Back in high school I had a duet being judged at the state competition... broke an E tuning up right before we were supposed to go in. My conductor reached into his jacket pocket and triumphantly pulled out a set of spare strings that he usually doesn't carry but grabbed because of a premonition.
Oh goodness my double bassist brain went to our E string which is SO DIFFICULT to change
Load More Replies...No no no. The last one is “practicing to show off to your neighbours “
I once had a small low volume cocktail lounge jazzy pop band and the police arrived because our neighbor complained she did not like the song we were rehearsing.
Well that's just mean, I know lots about classical music.... As long as it featured in Fantasia 😂
now imagine that mp3, but listened through a smartphone speaker B1fXXWnM3x...761142.png
True! We ear trained musicians play for fun and enjoyment. Classical orchestra musicians I have met were forced to learn the violin by their parents and never even listen to classical music. It is often simply a job skill for them.
I tried to play bass by ear but the strings tore my earlobes to hell so I use my fingers now.
my boyfriend does. He would be a great musician if he would put more time in it.
Anecdote: My friend was a sax player for years with the Maynard Ferguson big band. All the horn player prided themselves on their breath capacity and they ran long distance often. One day they invited their drummer Peter Erskine to go along for a run. Peter outran all of the horn players. The reason was Peter regularly practiced yoga and the yoga breathing exercises.
Same! It mutes the strings when I have long nails, and it does not sound good 😭
Load More Replies...i once told a professional artist that i worked as a cleaner at a school for special needs kids. He said "be nice to them because they will all be professional artists one day"
Most recreational activity is about producing the internal chemicals that give us pleasure and relief from the human condition. Music is one of the best things to stimulate production of those feel good chemicals.
Even more rare and thrilling is for a jazz musician to meet any other jazz musician. They are very rare in this modern world.
or my music notation software registers what I play :)
Load More Replies...Upper string players welcome sharps, but you can take your flats back to the hole they crawled out of
So. Someone loaned me an ultra cheap keyboard. His daughter had written the names of ALL the notes in Magic Marker. Within a few months they were completely erased just by my fingers playing. Guy was impressed
Got some bad news for ya: if yer just sampling other people's music and mixing it: you aren't a musician.
me with my saxophone. Its not that hard to impress people while playing some random notes fast.
All of the best musicians I knew had an element of OCD. They had to practice or they felt somehow incomplete. They also were perfectionists and absolutely never quit until they had played the music perfect.
I'm usually not that person, but that's not OCD, mate. OCD is an extremely debilitating disorder. There is wayyy more to it than just being detail-oriented/perfectionist. It's more about intrusive thoughts, and a craving for control over things that they have no control of. Trust me, I know.
Load More Replies...I have a rule for myself during holidays. I don’t have to learn new music. I try to play old favourites every day. Very helpful
How do you get a rock guitarist to turn his volume down? Put sheet music in front of him.
The best way to know that a drum riser is level? The drool runs out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
If you think about it, only the composer really groks the piece of music. He notates the score just to be able to hear an orchestra play it. The orchestral musicians are essentially robots who can translate written notation into sound. And yes, synthesizers and computers can also play back sheet music perfectly. But that human randomness is what gives live music its richness and warmth.
Jazz is not random notes. There is tons of music theory and harmonic rules we use. The non trained non musician just does not understand it and cannot hear the harmony and scales we have learned. It is like asking someone who never passed algebra to understand and appreciate the science and math required to send a spacecraft to the moon.
As a jazz pianist, I think the music in Hell would be endlessly streaming Christmas music, alternating between Rap, HipHop, Country and microtuning Eastern stringed instruments. Maybe also little free from jazz.
i so wish i knew this quote 50 yrs ago. my lovely grandmother had promised the instrument and lessons for any instrument that i wanted to play. i LOVED the cello so told her and was met with an emphatic NO - choose something else. why? because in her mind i would not be able to sit 'like a lady'. wtf??!!! to this day i regret not being able to learn that instrument. nan - love you and miss you but boy did you have some strange ideas.
Fantastic I was procrastinating practicing (Debussy Arabesque #1j and will now get moving. Thx
i so wish i knew this quote 50 yrs ago. my lovely grandmother had promised the instrument and lessons for any instrument that i wanted to play. i LOVED the cello so told her and was met with an emphatic NO - choose something else. why? because in her mind i would not be able to sit 'like a lady'. wtf??!!! to this day i regret not being able to learn that instrument. nan - love you and miss you but boy did you have some strange ideas.
Fantastic I was procrastinating practicing (Debussy Arabesque #1j and will now get moving. Thx
