50 Chaotic And Funny Memes That Show What Parenting Is All About (New Pics)

I was once playing tag with kids and a 5 year old told me to tag him because I looked like I was getting tired.

This makes me feel good. A hard thing to do, by the way.

When I was a little kid I stopped to watch a teenager play one of those claw machines. He won a little stuffed goose, and immediately handed it to me.

Glad he did that for, I would've too. My Gram would say he was raised right. If you have what you need and you have more share your abundance

Good people can be any age. Small deeds can make a huge difference.

The fear carrying screaming children, one of mine used to yell "you're hurting me" often before sinking their teeth into me, children are such a joy...

In ABA training They taught my autistic daughter to say things like "I need the police" and "I need to go to the hospital"..... she has only used them once and it was while she screamed them as I carried her kicking and screaming through a toys r us parking lot......

Rotflmao 😂

I am a child lol 😆

He definitely has read the handbook

To those people who say evolution is a lie: see??

Oh, the look on her face! There is going to be hell to pay when they get home.

🤣

Role model!!

Too funny, I'm dying bc I've been there! 🤣🤣

This is like the adult secret playground code. Never fails.

Teamwork makes the dream work!

I always just told my kids, "We're going to the park. We'll stay for an hour (or whatever)." When they were really little, I'd show them on clock what that meant. Then once we had about fifteen minutes left, I'd start warning them, "We leave in 15 minutes." "We leave in 10 minutes." "You've got 5 minutes." They were usually ready to head to the car before the 5 minute mark. They're not perfect, and we had some trying times when they were little (especially the youngest), but we never ever had a fight about leaving the park. Sometimes they'd ask to stay longer and I'd say yes, and give them them the new time we were leaving. I never left that open ended. Whenever I had to say no, I'd explain why I was saying no--I've got this errand, or need to make dinner, etc.-- and they were fine with it.

well I'm a kid and now I know the secret 😈

I remember being 5 or so and being at Disney World. I saw the giant ball of Epcot and asked if we could go there. My mom told me it wasn't done being built yet. Many many many years later, I decided to find out when Epcot Center opened. I think it was the year I was born. Good one, Mom.

Nahhh drop him off at a thrift shop. He’s not a new product.

Mom's these days have it so easy, we had to drive out into the country, in the dark of night, pack the little buggers a lunch and say they were on an adventure, bundle them out of the vehicle and then just drive away, in the opposite direction from which we came, in case their brains cells suddenly decided to activate and they could find their way home,,

what's eBay and Etsy

He he. Good one.

perfect reply 😂😂😂😂

she got point 😁

Hey, if it works....

I was a kid before “stranger danger” was invented. Whenever my mom forgot to pick me up, someone else’s would offer to take me home. This worked out okay because it was the kinda tiny town where everyone knows everyone, so no one needed a story to get us into their car; we just hopped right in, happy to have a ride home.

If its stupid and it works it's not stupid

I'd just run. Total lie since I'm in another country and I'm not up for taking that long road trip with a stranger lol

That is the ADULT MOTTO!!!!

NOT STUPID! Genius.

Is that a baby in your pocket or are you just happy to make breakfast?

This is actually genius. Someone please hire this woman to design a line of maternity leisure wear.

Honestly this is one of the smartest things I've seen all week!

Plus they're learning Spanish!

OMG! This is incredibly brilliant.

Devious. I love it!

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I tried to read The Rainbow Fish in German to my daughter and she got so upset she took it from me, put it back on the bookstore shelf, and had no interest in it ever again. She’s learned Swedish, Tagalog and other languages since. (My ex thoroughly alienated them from me years ago.)

like don't understand anything?

Kids have played without adults being glued to them for ever. When I was a kid we even went to the park on our own. Kids playing in the water - full attention, kids playing in the park - just be aware