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In most relationships, at a certain point it just becomes common sense to move in together. More time shared, lower rent and a sure sign that the relationship is being taken to the next level. However, as many women have learned, often this can mean becoming a truly surrogate mother for a partner who suddenly doesn’t know how to do basic tasks.

We’ve gathered some of the most egregious examples of “weaponized incompetence” shared by women across the world. So get comfortable as you scroll through, prepare to roll your eyes, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments below.

#1

Just Done My Business. *someone* Left This. And Yes, I’m Using This Sub Of 4 Million Users To Personally Call Out My Boyfriend

Empty toilet paper roll on a holder, symbolizing weaponized incompetence.

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Manana Man
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always check before you sit.

CK
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes the level of urgency is such that this isn't an option, but if you have a bidet then it's not as awful.

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Guess Undheit
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The good thing about living alone is I always know who's to blame. Then again, I keep the bag of bog rolls within reach of the toilet.

BarfyCat
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always keep an extra roll within reach!

Luke Oakridge
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why you always have a few extra rolls in the bathroom. Then you can always replace the extra rolls when you use them to replace the main roll.

Terran
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm always forgetting to put a new roll of tp up there. I live alone so I'm usually the only victim of my own non weaponized incompetence lol

Justin Light
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

Namea
Community Member
2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes we should check before we sit but also everyone should know to change the roll when they finish it.

Rich Black
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your relationship may have commincation issues

Laura A Ivett
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did you not notice that when you went in and sat down

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    #2

    This Is How My Boyfriend Leaves The Sink After He Shaves

    Messy sink with hair clippings, illustrating weaponized incompetence in household chores.

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    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make me so mad. Its just plain dirty and lazy to do this

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My college roommate did this once. In our shared sink. I didn't waste time letting him know that if I ever crossed a single hair again I would be s******g under his pillow. Then he had the audacity to call ME gross.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this, but it's not an example of weaponized incompetence so much as WTF?! man behavior. I guarantee he'd do it living alone too.

    Natalie Bohrteller
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. Friend of mine lives alone and when you enter his bathroom, it's there.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's he shaving with, a garden strimmer?

    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd ban him from the bathroom if I were you, this is totally out of order

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived with my brother this really annoyed me, though it wasn't this bad.

    Zdena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be in UK. I never understood the unpractical 2 faucets. How do you mix water of different temperature??? And they still sell them in UK

    DogMomma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is grounds for breaking up

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a jerkazoid. Bet he doesnt even flush after using the toilet.

    Lisa Imbrogno
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex would brush his teeth and spit out so that it hit the faucet before the sink. There were layers of dried toothpaste spit from months before I met him. When I first saw it I told him, "the painters did a really sloppy job in the bathroom." I was wrong.

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    #3

    Boyfriend Put His Drink On My Brand New Notebook, Yesterday

    A brown textured book with a circular water stain on the cover, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can be accidental. He should get you u new one nevertheless.

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a dude and this PISSES me off! I bet he doesn't get it either huh.

    Hellebore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s personnal but I love the scratches, stains and wear on a well loved notebook

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do too! I'd give a bit of side eye, but overall I tend to doodle, put stickers on, glue things to the outside of journals because it tells just as much of a "story" as writing in it. To me this would simply become "this is from where my silly partner put his drink on my new journal..." with an added bit of ribbing for fun 😉

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    Katy McMouse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd work with it - maybe turn it into a ring of flowers, or a smiley face, like my Noel Gallagher HFBs hoodie.

    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Katy, i thought of a smiley face too! That notebook, in my hands, wouldn't stay clean for long - it's screaming out "decorate me, decorate me, please 🤗"

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    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

    Ava Lemar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ring 3: Attack of the Rude Boyfriend

    Arek Šašil
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women really complain about everything. He decorated the notebook with this nice Ring symbol, yet it's wrong? Time to dodge the bullet. Or already happened, 7 days passed yet. 💁

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    For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of weaponized incompetence, it’s rather simple. Imagine a couple, living together. Perhaps they have just moved in together. It’s time to do the laundry. The man, either lying or entirely truthfully goes "I don’t know how to do it!" So now it’s the woman’s household task.

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    Now this suddenly becomes her regular routine chore. She asks him to learn, but he either insists it’s impossible or, even worse, he attempts to do it and does the laundry so poorly that she feels like she should do it next time. None of this to say that all women are saints, but this flavor of poor behavior is often male.


    #4

    Sisters Boyfriend Lost His Wallet Before Leaving To Go To His Moms

    Messy living room with cushions scattered, reflecting weaponized incompetence concept.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have phoned his Mom and told her she can keep him and not to send him back

    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! "I found what I needed. You can clean it up now". Don't let a man child into your home.

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it was in his coat pocket

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "F*ck your wallet. You are not leaving the house until this is cleaned up. Get."

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw his clothes out the front door. When he gets back, say "I was looking for my keys."

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    #5

    My Boyfriend Puts The Butter Away Like This In The Fridge Door. Fully Exposed And Touching The Fridge I Haven’t Washed In Months

    Piece of butter in an almost empty fridge illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    lenka
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do wonder about the frequency in which people clean their fridge? I wipe the door and shelves down with a cloth every week, but I only deep clean (take everything out and wash with warm soapy water) once a month. Am I normal?

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Most people do it much less often than that.

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband will put one slice of bacon back in the fridge… who eats one slice?

    C L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't as if butter doesn't come in a reuseable wrapper in case there is no butter dish handy!

    notlikeyou1971
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck ,I really don't remember the last time anyone cleaned the fridge since I did it. They are lazier. I'm also disabled. Today I am sick. Also I decided it's payback time. Let them do some of the other stuff.

    N G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the start of a slippy downhill slope

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #6

    Boyfriend Leaves All His Trash In The Car

    A person in ripped jeans sitting in a car with empty bottles scattered, highlighting weaponized incompetence.

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is what your home will end up looking like...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car used to look like this when my depression was untreated.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-husband did this. I remember the reaction i got from him when I left a straw wrapper in a cup holder. Wow, you'd think the car was spotless before I did that. Apparently it's OK if he makes a mess because he'll clean it up (false), but not me because I'll just leave it. Uh, excuse me? But who just bought gas for this car?

    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe at least he doesn't litter??

    SAF saf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! just no....what the f**k man lol.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boyfriend needs to call a taxi.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT under any circumstances move in with this guy

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    Remember, asking a grown adult to do a household task is a normal thing to do. If someone can work a job, even an entry-level one, they have the necessary skills to wash a plate, mop the floor or iron some clothes. It’s ok to not be good at it at first, although it’s really never that hard, unless the plates are truly piled sky-high.

    #7

    Called My Boyfriend From The Supermarket To Check If I Needed To Grab More Pads, He Said ‘No There’s Loads Left’

    Colorful button pouch and pink patterned packs on a dark shelf, illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence.

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he'd simply responded "I see three" that would have been the right answer

    BSellen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he probably thought that would last three months.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon, just screw it up really tight and it'll act as a cork.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur. Anything less than 20 is "yes you do"

    Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I would be ticked!

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men should really have to go through what it's like being a woman for at least a month!

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That child has no clue, next time tell him to count them for you

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do a freebleed in his car

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    #8

    This Can Has Been Directly In Front Of My Boyfriend's Sink Side For Two Weeks And I've Chosen Not To Toss It Just To See If He Would. He Still Hasn't

    A can placed sideways on a bathroom counter, surrounded by grooming products, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in his sports bag and see if he deals with it.

    Tommy DePaul
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for not touching my stuff, mom!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently doing this with a glass of water at my work.

    Lady Perkele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I glued my bfs up with tape in the bathroom. He actually noticed and likes it

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late now. He's "used to it."

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go on! Christmas put a sprig in it with a mini bauble, easter lay an egg on top, halloween put a little lighted skull on top.

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My roommate does this. I refuse to clean up after him. After numerous times asking him to clean up after himself, i've instituted my own weaponized incompetance in retalliation.

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    #9

    My Boyfriend Lovingly Insists On Cooking Dinner On Mondays, But Ends Up Leaving All Of His Dishes And Mess Behind Because He Has To Leave For His Weekly Chess Meet Up

    Messy kitchen with pots and utensils scattered, illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence in cooking.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend does this too. He'll make a lovely elaborate dish and transform the kitchen into a warzone in the process (which he then leaves for me to deal with, because he thinks it's 'not that bad').

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok, it can wait till he gets home.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean as you cook. An easy concept.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish you could convince my mom of that! She makes the biggest mess. But I think it's a lost cause at this point - she's in her 70's and I doubt she'll ever change. :)

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    Purple Sprinkles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house, I cook and the rest of the family cleans.

    ScootyPuffJr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? If someone cooked for me I'd be plenty happy to clean up.

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    Christian Golden
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One cooks, another cleans. Immutable law of the universe.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get him to cook on a Tuesday, or any other day he doesn't have a class.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He most likely does it that day on purpose so he doesn't have to clean up.

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it for him to clean when he gets back.

    Sacred Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got a deal: one cooks the other one cleans. It has been like that and it is ok

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you clean up the kitchen after you cook, I'd stop cooking until he cleans it up.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be inclined to just leave them...

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure if talking bf or dishes right now...

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    Unfortunately, some men seem to think that doing their share of manual labor is worse than openly admitting that they can’t figure out which end of a broom to use. This entire strategy relies on the fact that no one calls them out. After all, at some point, as the live-in partner of such a man, you will need some dishes, so you will end up cleaning them yourself.

    #10

    Went To Get Some Ice Cream And My Boyfriend Left Me This. In Case I “Needed A Pick Me Up But Didn’t Want A Bunch Of Ice Cream.”

    Empty ice cream container on a concrete floor, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect he did it to avoid having to throw away the tub :P

    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go in his wallet, if there's $50 there, take 49 and leave them a buck just in case he "needs some money but doesn't want a bunch of it"

    Ava Lemar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it is time for a new boyfriend who is kinder and more giving.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A *bunch* of ice cream? Freshly picked and nicely arranged in a vase?

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in our house, that's known as "just enough to make you mad"

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know certain people who do this so they don't have to be bothered with throwing away the empty container.

    catpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a crappy thing to do. Not just lazy, it's kind of mean.

    Jex Allison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this too - buy cashews, get two

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    #11

    My Boyfriend, Who Doesn’t Buy Any Of The Groceries, Decided To Use Multiple Pounds Of Chicken In A Cooler Instead Of The Bag Of Ice We Have

    Text exchange showing possible example of weaponized incompetence regarding handling frozen chicken.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmRIEYAgynA "We're from Sam 'n' Ella's Coffee Shop Eat our food and you're bound to drop! Then the only thing that's left to do Head to potty and spew spew spew! Sam 'n' Ella's!"

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    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a crime on so many levels. Chicken killed for no other purpose than to be thrown out. He could have bought ice, every US supetmarket sells tons of pre-frozen ice.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also get ice at most gas stations, so he wouldn't even have had to wait in a line

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    Katie Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chicken that went bad tends to smell terrible, that smell alone is nature's way of saying "don't eat this"

    Michael McHenry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong! Decay smells, but the toxins in food that are produced by the bateria that flourishes in a warm environment does not smell, it just makes you sick.

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    Carole Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd throw the boyfriend out with the chicken. They are both too spoiled.

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #12

    Boyfriend Leaves His Used Dental Floss On The Side Table By The Couch

    Toshiba laptop with stickers, representing the idea of weaponized incompetence; untidy surface.

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    Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been married for almost 30 years and if my hubs did this....he'd be out on his keister. That's just nasty 🤢🤮

    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's time for you to find a new man

    Kiss Army
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you don't have pets... that could kill them!

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    The causes are myriad, but it mostly comes down to the fact that these things simply have to be done. Most likely, growing up, these fellows had a parental figure, a maid or even a sibling who picked up the slack while they relaxed. They never mature into adults who take responsibility for the environment around them, to the detriment of their partners. Even worse, they can’t do the most simple things, like finally taking out the trash (themselves.)

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    #13

    Instead Of Rinsing His Cup Between Drinks, My Boyfriend Will Just Refill It With Whatever Since It “Mixes In His Stomach Anyway”. Pictured Is His Glass Of “Water” After Milk And Oreos

    Glass with debris on a coaster, illustrating weaponized incompetence in household chores.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a drowned insect, so at least it wasn't that.

    Divado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't think tardigrades got that big.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reuse the water glass for days, but for water only and it gets to be dry in between. This with the oreo bug and milk stains is just nasty

    moody goody
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah everything mixes in the stomach, but its the tongue that craves taste.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man's an animal

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you see in this guy?

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    #14

    My Boyfriend’s Solution To Me Being Mad That He Finishes Everything In The House Without Buying A Replacement

    A mostly empty snack bag, illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence with only a few crackers left inside.

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are wiling to continue having a relationship with a guy that does this?

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop letting him near you, let alone in the house!

    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd suggest doing it back to him (literally taking all but the crumbs out of every cereal box every cracker box every cookie box, leaving a tablespoon of milk a tablespoon of soda, etc) but he probably wouldn't understand the passive aggressive lesson

    Earonn -
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flush those few and tear him a new one for not leaving anything and not replacing it. See how long it takes until he gets the message. Honestly, ladies, why are you put up with this "haha, look, I played you" s**t? You can do so much better, I doubt they can.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave him, he is weird.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family is definitely guilty of this, but it's because no one wants to be rude and finish the last of anything. Annoying but with the best intentions.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution: throw out boyfriend.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that makes you even madder? Passive aggressive feedback loop detected!

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually could be weaponized incompetence but more info would be needed

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    #15

    When My Boyfriend Leaves Empty Packages In The Fridge

    Empty carton left in fridge, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when he asks for something, does she say there's a package in the fridge and let him come up with the empty package?

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would send me through the roof!!!

    Evelien Stijger Martens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they take half out, get the rest out of that pagage, it uses space

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #16

    Safari On My Boyfriend’s Phone

    iPhone screenshot showing 500 browser tabs open, illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His phone, his tabs, his choice. This is not weaponised incompetence, this is none of your business.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the problem since this is his phone. I don't understand how people have so many tabs open like this either, but it's not my business if someone else does it on their own stuff.🤷‍♀️

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I would kill anyone that closes my tabs. I organize them in folders that I name and it's no-one øeses buisness how you organize (or dont) your phone or pc! *shakes fist*

    nonbean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that’s me on my school iPad though, its happened 3 times since the start of the school year…..

    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having this on my phone would drive my autistic butt insane: i always delete old emails, close tabs, and delete all notifications, but it's his phone so why do you care?

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i didn't even know that was possible...

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    update: in a recent incident (not having any recollection of this post), had a conversation with my son about why i don't use my phone to quickly google stuff--he then showed me that i could have different tabs open ON MY PHONE {mind blown}. We had a good laugh because it's still hard to believe I worked in IT and stuff like this floors me now, but in my defense, it was 20+ yrs ago

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    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you snooping on his phone? Trust-fail?

    BSellen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen that screen before. I always wondered how much it would take.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah your boyfriend is bad wait till you see my mom (legally grandmother), me and my pop pop (her son, legal guardian) have told her to close her tabs and notifications so many times and I've even told her how it can slow down her phone and she listens to us but never closes her tabs still

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend like this. He takes pride in his tab collection

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, about twenty at the moment.

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    #17

    My Boyfriend "Tastes Tests" All The Chocolates One By One Whenever I Buy Us A Box Of Chocolates To Share

    Empty chocolate tray with leftover bits, symbolizing weaponized incompetence in a disorganized manner.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no sharing with someone like that.

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would absolutely be a dealbreaker for me

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't most of these types of bonbon de chocolat come with a little "map" on the bottom or inside of the box to tell you the different flavors?

    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another self-centered man that needs to go.

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a waste especially as those chocs look yummy

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top and third chocolates on the righthand side are identical. So he didn't actually need to "test" their taste. The only thing being tested is how much jerk behaviour she's willing to put up with.

    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see, if you're sharing, cutting each in half (with a KNIFE not your teeth)

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    #18

    Stayed The Night At My Boyfriend’s, Didn’t Bring Breakfast Because He Said I Can Cook There. Morning Comes, He Proceeds To Pull Out These Two Things. Out Of The Dishwasher No Less

    Old, dirty frying pans on a kitchen counter, illustrating weaponized incompetence in household chores.

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    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like working towards that cancer in the morning...

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    g90814
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know what to buy him for xmas: new pan(s), and safe (aka not metal) utensils.

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are very nasty pans

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do these people make it to adulthood??

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy solution...he cooks for you at his house...preferably not in those pans

    jasper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope. Toss those pans. blech

    Robin Ellison
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a sign to run away as fast as you can

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think this "friendship" over.

    Carole Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! Go to the nearest Diner for breakfast.

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    #19

    Boyfriend Keeps A Graveyard Of Shower Gel With One Half-Squirt Left

    Empty shampoo bottles lined up in a shower, illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence.

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows you get the last bit out by diluting it with a little water.

    Judy Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except my husband who says the water makes it useless.

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    MadderPacker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the half-squirt is just gravity pulling the liquid down over time, you really can't even get a quarter squirt with that. Although it's weird that he can't throw away empty bottles.

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a soap that would be a traditionally considered a "women's " scent.

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    Ria C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least the tub appears to be clean.

    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just throw all all but one. Irritation over. If he has an issue he'll have to change.

    Laura Nordai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't men the ones complaining about "too many bottles" in the shower?!

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some times i think, just yell at these lazy guys in a really loud voice to get rid of their empty bottles. Maybe this would help.

    Nizumi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I could think was "Wait... for the shake." IYKYK

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    #20

    My Boyfriend's Job Title Is Actually "Solutions Engineer." This Was His Solution

    Toilet paper roll placed on top of an empty holder, illustrating weaponized incompetence in household tasks.

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it _is_ a solution. Is it a good solution? No. Is it an annoying solution? Yes – but it is a solution.

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have balanced it upright or on the tank. When my bathroom got redone, they neglected to put the toilet paper holder back so now I just balance it on my bidet. Its not like I use it for my feet anymore, I just shower every day.

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    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast, instant and usable. I regret, i failed on some of this s****y design toilet paper holders and crammed the paper somewhere somehow.

    B Laa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gf does the same thing

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he doesn't think replacing the toilet roll is part of his job

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too lazy to take off and recycle the spent roll.

    BSellen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solutions Engineer sounds like a made up title. Is that a real job title that companies use because I have never seen it.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New rule, if you didn't take Calc 4 in college, or have the ability to drive a steam-powered locomotive, you can't tack "Engineer" onto your job title. No more custodial engineers, audio engineers, sales engineers, interior (or graphic) design engineers, etc. If you didn't have to get licensed by an accreditation board, you are not an Engineer. That's about as fair as me going by "Electronics Doctor" in my field. I DON'T HAVE A DOCTORATE!

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    MikeMaxis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    works in a pinch, when you need to change it but you are sitting down

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    #21

    How My Boyfriend Leaves His Coffee Cup Every Morning

    White mug precariously placed on the edge of a wooden table, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, the bottles of (edit: wine, not vodka) under it will catch it.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised it stays on the table.

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am more concerned about the bottles underneath

    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, be more concerned about the two empty alcohol bottles left beside the table?

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Where do *you* store your bottles? Also, why should anybody be concerned about two bottles of, I assume, wine? I'm keeping about 20 in my apartment at the moment as I recently bought some new and received some as a gift, what's the problem with that?

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    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s almost impressive. It’s his problem if it falls

    Jaime Davis
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean “wine cup” my wife leaves her cups in the edge all the time

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "don't push me cause i'm close to the edge"

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    #22

    Why Is My Boyfriend Doing This? ) ‘ :

    Text exchange about finding Q-tips in the toilet, highlighting weaponized incompetence.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see those signs in public restrooms reminding people to only flush toilet paper, I wonder who could possibly still need to be told this? Now I know.

    xcdmnwr9jp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m always confused too by those signs, because there’s nowhere else to dispose of my poo. So I just leave it on the floor.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez the capslock was unnecessary. Sure it's stupid, but he already apologized and said he wouldn't do it anymore.

    Littlemiss
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to pick my husband's used cotton buds out of the rubbish to chew on. They're attracted to the smell of ear wax I discovered 🤮

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex husband used to do this, when the trash barrel was literally right next to the toilet. 🤬

    Kami “Kelodin”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Et ça pose problème dans les stations d'épuration après.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog would never do that. He drinks from there.

    Meena Aleah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just let it go.. He said he was sorry and he won't do it again. There's worst things you could go through in your relationship, if q-tips are a big deal then you aren't ready for a relationship.

    BSellen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went from asking to YELLING pretty quickly. And why would she ask him if she thought the cat was doing it. It was a trap question!!!

    Jess Bertram
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'know, she mught have been trying to make him laugh about their cat. Or maybe just a comment, not a question.

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    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence, also dude said he would stop the moment it was brought to his attention.

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    #23

    My Boyfriend : *does The Dishes* The Sink :

    Messy kitchen sink with dirty dishes, overflowing dish rack, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time, but I don't complain because he did the dishes.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he didn't finish the job. You wouldn't leave that mess and expect him to clean it up I assume?

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    Aussi Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like when my husband empties the bin, he always ‘forgets’ to put a new bag in aargh

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad I raised my kids right.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing the dishes means you will clean EVERYTHING, even the SINK!

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband. Still. It’s been over 30 years. There is no hope. Burn it all down.

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unacceptable...doing the dishes means putting them away, cleaning the sink and kitchen surfaces...period.

    Carole Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can the dishes be clean if the sink looks like that?

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #24

    According To My Boyfriend, His Toothbrush Does Not Need To Be Changed

    Hand holding a worn toothbrush head, illustrating weaponized incompetence in daily tasks.

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toothbrush I use to clean the small gap behind the faucet looks better than that.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I saw one like that, it was my housebound 99 year old ma in law who couldn't get out to buy more, and was embarrased to ask - at least that's 'understandable'.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But someday his teeth may need to be changed.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in his defense, he only has two teeth left.

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    #25

    The Amount Of Tea My Boyfriend Left In The Pitcher

    Pitcher with a red lid almost empty in the fridge, illustrating the idea of weaponized incompetence in household chores.

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    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg my son does this to avoid making more. Drives me nuts! At least he has the excuse of being a literal child but I've been putting my foot down so he doesn't become a grown man who does this b.s.

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. This is what moms do. They "train" their sons to believe that "it will magically get done" and it becomes someone else's problem. Moms, stop doing this.

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Because he knows you will make new iced tea. Stop making it and see how he likes it.

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

    #26

    Came Home To A Smokey Apartment And A Boyfriend Asleep On The Couch. Not Even Sure What These Were

    Burnt food on foil showcasing weaponized incompetence in cooking.

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    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asleep on the couch for that long and didn't wake up to the smoke? Is he ok? Was he passed out drunk? Super high? Does he work night shift? If nome of those, he may have a medical issue.

    Aranora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoke often doesn't wake you up, that's why people die in fires from smoke inhalation not from being burned. That's why you need a smoke alarm

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    Callie27
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meatballs, cut em open, if you can...

    JDJDJDJDJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are his hopes of having a caring partner not just a whinny ungrateful c**t :D

    JDJDJDJDJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are his hopes of having a partner not just a whinny ungrateful c**t :D

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    #27

    This Is How Much Ice Cream My Boyfriend Left In My Pint Of Ben & Jerry's 🙃

    Cup with insufficiently mixed ingredients illustrates weaponized incompetence in a casual setting.

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to find someone that cares about you.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Lol he doesn't care about her because he ate the ice cream? Wow

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    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about him he is an egoist.

    Rusty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t go away from Stardew Valley to get some more? 😆

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why they invented locks for their ice cream containers

    catpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the 3rd post like this. I would never replace anything left like that, leave it in the fridge for the next time he wants a snack.

    Justin Light
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    1 year ago

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    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #28

    Asking My Boyfriend To Not Empty The Entire Can Of Pringles (My Fav Flavor)

    Empty Pringles can with a few chips left, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned when I was married to my ex-husband that if there was a specific snack that I wanted to actually last, I kept it in my car (or hidden in the basement by the washing machine during the summer), otherwise it would be gone before I even got a bite of it. I still have a tendency to stash little snacks in hiding places around my house, which is actually fun when I forget about them and then suddenly find a "surprise" later on when doing chores.

    Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I buy/make snacks the he doesn't like. Anything with cinnamon, cherry or grape....I'm good. But hell help him if he touches my salt and vinegar peanuts! Man will be drawing back a bloody stumps!

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boundaries. You need to draw a line in the sand. It's such a lack of respect.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to learn to hide mine. Turns out the shelf where I put the clothes I'm not wearing for the season (ex, sweaters are not worn in summer, so to save space in my small closet,I put them out of the way), makes a great hiding spot!

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this problem, but the culprit is the teenager, not the husband!

    Woodsie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hide all my snacks as husband will eat mine if his run out. I don't eat his and mine last a lot longer. Though this has changed as he now has diabetes.

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #29

    My Boyfriend Ate All The Skin Off Our Rotisserie Chicken

    Overcooked chicken on a plate, possibly illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence in cooking.

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    Korthias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your boyfriend Eric Cartman?

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way Kenny wails after cartman has eaten the skins...sooooo sad!

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not weaponised incompetence, that's competent selfishness.

    sweetrottenpeaches
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That skin looks soggy and wet. Blah 🤢 he can eat that.

    John Karr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the skin is 100% cholesterol, he did you a favor.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how he ended up with drumsticks in his ear, why do you ask?

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuck, throw the skin away and eat the meat

    Dorota A
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great, skin is the fattest part :P

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    #30

    Are These Really Still Ok? My Boyfriend Thinks That These Shoes Are Fine. Wears Them To Work, Around Town. “50% Of People Wear Their Shoes To This Point”

    Worn-out shoe with holes exposing toes, illustrating weaponized incompetence in maintenance or repair.

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    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It rains too much where I live for those to be wearable!

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he grow up in poverty? Because when your parents can't afford new shoes, you make cardboard insoles so you don't feel the holes or get cold feet, and put a ductape patch over the hole from the inside to try and keep your feet dry.

    Jess Bertram
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. I'd say he's correct that, globally, 50% of people DO wear their shoes to this point. I think people forget how many people in extreme poverty this earth still holds.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as his car tyres aren't like this.

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if he’s fine with it then so be it. Doesn’t affect anyone else

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is though, if you are able to get proper shoes you should. Good shoes help prevent injury, can relieve pressure, help adjust posture, etc. You always want to take care of your feet, and you definitely need good support. I'd understand if this was a monetary issue, but when that's not the concern, always buy good shoes.

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    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s really bad for not just his feet but his body too. He’s going to start getting aches if he’s not careful

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he is fine with that, who cares?

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw them away and take him shopping.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find those fine a*s long as he's comfy....I stay completely barefoot 9+ months out of the year.... Keep emergency slip on shoes in the truck in case I gotta go in the store

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late hubs would duct tape them until he got a new pair.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he needs a higher paying job.

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    #31

    My Boyfriends Food Cupboard 😳 I Think He Must Upend His Shopping Bags Direct In The Cupboard Rather Than Unpack

    Cluttered pantry shelf with disorganized canned goods and packages, illustrating weaponized incompetence in organizing.

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    Falafal salad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twinings English breakfast is the best tea so at least he has some class.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m American and I have that tea! Score!

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    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That for sure won't be the laziest thing he does

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the rest of your miserable life you will be the "mother" cleaning up after her lazy, spoiled brat. Thank you, mother in law.

    catpanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's his own cupboard. Most of these clowns are doing things like this in their partner's home or shared home.

    Kate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me I need to reorganize my pantry.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the - everything in the fridge goes on the top shelf and half boxes of pasta on the counter because we may use it today. We'd be eating pasta for two weeks straight if we cooked it all today

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #32

    Good Morning. Found My Boyfriends Glass Bottles In The Freezer. He’s At Work

    Broken bottles with spilled purple liquid, illustrating weaponized incompetence in a careless mess.

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone skipped his physics lessons.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave them there and pretend you haven't seen anything. He can clean them when he arrives home. If he says something, look surprised.

    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's exactly where they would stay for him to clean up.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the freezer, he can clean up when he returns from work.

    Christine Stewart
    Community Member
    12 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor dummy didn't understand how liquid expands when frozen- expensive lesson!

    April Armstrong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave them there for him to clean up. But text him a pic without description

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close the door and wait for him to find them.

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    #33

    The Way My Boyfriend Is Eating This Pie

    Pecan pie with unevenly eaten center, illustrating weaponized incompetence humorously with a fork left in the pie.

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    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's how toddles eat bread

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's his own personal pie, let him be. If it was meant to be shared, get rid of him.

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal carnivore behavior: Eat the viscera first.

    Carole Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously cares for no one but himself.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be mad at this because the crust is my favorite part! My husband often leaves the crust for me because he knows...

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I'm not much one for sweets, so my partner gets the middle bits & I get the crust 😊

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    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always taking the best, leaving all others the rest.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i'd see this I would instantly accuse my cats

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never eaten a pecan pie like this, but it looks like a great idea. A mediocre pecan pie is better than a good (any other) pie.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making sure no one else wants any.

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    #34

    My Boyfriend’s Toilet Paper Graveyard

    Toilet paper rolls on a shelf, representing the concept of weaponized incompetence in everyday tasks.

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    Kerry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thoughtful really...he knows not to leave the empty roll for you! 😇😉

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DO MEN DO THIS??? Our recycling box is literally right outside our bathroom door, and my fiancé will STILL create a pile of empty rolls if given the chance!! One of the many reasons we have separate bathrooms!!

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I end up with a large amount of rolls in the bathroom. It's mostly because going to the toilet is a process, that I do automatically. Going to toilet, wash hands, leave toilet. My brain wanders off and I simply forget them .i'm driving myself nuts with it, because of it, but it's almost impossible for me to register the rolls again before leaving the toilet.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's still meat on them bones!

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So here's what I did. I was getting tired of coming home from work (two weeks on, two off) and finding a tower of toilet paper tube's in or around the bathroom garbage that he'd never empty. So I removed the can. I quickly figured out that wasn't a solution and he'd put them on the floor.

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late husband learned this from his mom. They were both terrified of finishing a roll and changing it.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, he could be the type to throw them away

    Helen Johnston
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just roll all those small bits onto one roll and then it is easier to use them up later I have children who will not use a roll that is nearly used so this is nothing new. It is like pets who only see an empty bowl when it is not totally full

    Justin Light
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    1 year ago

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    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

    #35

    Came To The Kitchen To Find Out That My Boyfriend Hung The Towel Like This 🤨

    Striped kitchen towel hung incorrectly, demonstrating weaponized incompetence.

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    MegDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect it. Can’t explain, won’t try.

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the way he avoided making the label unreadable by aiming the hook through a blank section?

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    Tina Russell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the whole problem. An attempt. It's okay because he tried. Stop making excuses for them! What he did isn't what he should have done.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut off the tag.

    Paloma Vita
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to cut all the labels off...

    Justin Light
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    1 year ago

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    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #36

    My Boyfriends Gaming Set Up

    Messy desk with soda cans, snacks, and headphones next to a PlayStation monitor, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can hardly call that a gaming setup without keyboard and mouse. 😇😁

    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consoles don't have a keyboard or a mouse...

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    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say it, but this isn't THAT bad. I have seen waaaaay worse. No p**s bottles here.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it’s relatively tidy, besides the empties.

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    Settled for Infamy
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you're in QLD AU! I can tell fr9m the beer 😉

    Jane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be anywhere in Australia as apparently it's the highest selling beer in the country surprisingly.

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    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when all the good ones are taken. Everyone else is left with drunken gamers

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly looks like my ex-husbands gaming area. He got very offended when I called it a breeding ground for nee lifeforms. Imagine my surprise when I lifted the lid off a take out cup of coffee and proved myself right? (The other dozen or so helped my point further)

    Adz86
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol tell your boyfriend to drink a real beer. Great Northern, a**e-water, not beer.

    medcrest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collect the empties and sell them back.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok ok I have to admit I let my trash pile up sometimes but always at the end of the day I get a shopping bag or something and throw that days trash away, here's a maybe solution, get a little plastic bag holder and put it somewhere in his setup, label it "trash bags", and tell him to use that and then once it's full tie up the small bag and throw it in a trashcan

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

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    #37

    My (Now Ex) Boyfriend Just Broke Up With Me Via Text Message Tonight :|

    Text message breakup example showcasing weaponized incompetence in relationships.

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    Mjskywalk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a bullet dodged to me.

    g90814
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    text breakup, the current version of the post-it-note breakup.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the first sentence was sarcasm.

    LV PT
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like they were having an argument via text.

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    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, I need more content. Is this person violent when they are mad, and the ex thought it would be safer to dip out with some kind words in a text? I'm not pointing fingers at ex until I know the full story, sorry. 🤷‍♀️

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I had one break up with me via email, on my birthday 😂

    Dorota A
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    śmieci sie same wyniosły

    Phae Thompson
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to break up with someone, at least have the balls to tell them face-to-face.

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    #38

    How My Boyfriend Packed Up A Moving Box With Kitchen Stuff While I Was At Work

    A cluttered box filled with various household items and utensils, exemplifying weaponized incompetence.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he emptied ’ The Drawer' into a box. I have done the same every time I've moved, then I just have to empty the box into a new drawer. I would however not mix in the fridge contents.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The big knife is a it of a hazard though. I'd probably wrap it in a towel or store it along the side of the box, cutting edge down.

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know why there's so many syringes. 😬

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a small collection for reconstituting liquid lipstick. They could also be for injecting marinade or butter in meat.

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    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the 3rd drawer. Everyone has a 3rd drawer for junk right? First drawer cutlery, 2nd drawer, utensils, 3rd drawer everything else. And 4th drawer dish cloths and tea towels

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, all the bottles are right side up, and the lids are on.

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least take the knives out before you do this

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

    #39

    Recently Moved In With My Boyfriend Who Has A Habit Of Leaving His Clothes On The Floor, I Asked Him To Put His Jeans Away In His Closet And This Is What I Found Later

    Messy closet with jeans tangled over shirts, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His closet, his rules.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my husband has his closet space and to be honest, it's a huge mess. I used to keep tidying it, but only for it to be back in a mess only a few days later. So now I let him keep his closet space as he likes it, all I ask of him is to keep the closet door closed, so I don't have to see the mess.

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    Chickie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pack your things and get out. It only gets worse.

    Robin Ellison
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better move out asap. That is malicious compliance, and he will continue to do it

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who hangs T-shirts instead of folding them and putting them in a drawer ?

    Tyranamar Suess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something my 6 year old would do. Drives me nuts. I always find the piles right after I've tucked him into bed. I make him get up and put everything away correctly. My nightmare is that he ends up as an adult with these same habits.

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    #40

    My Boyfriend Insists On Storing Leftovers In Ziplock Bags Even Though We Have Plenty Of Tupperware. His Reasoning Is It “Saves A Dish”, Even Though They Have To Be Transferred To A Dish Later Anyway. In Reality He Just Makes A Huge Mess And Wastes A Bag

    A frozen bag of walnuts on a wooden table, illustrating weaponized incompetence in food storage.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many cases ziplock bags work better than tupperware. And it saves space in the freezer. Not everyone has a freezer the size of a pony

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. I'm not anyone's boyfriend though. I prefer this, saves room in the fridge and freezer

    Still Going
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we didn't do this (my husband's a food hoarder), we'd need a freestanding freezer! We live in a small apartment.

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine if he washes the bags out afterwards to reuse. Easier to wash out the tupperware though. If he's too lazy to reuse the bags, that would be an issue for me. Too much plastic in the trash already.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They specifically make reusable and compostable ones for less plastic waste. I have some of both (although I don't use them for stuff like this). It would definitely be worth getting them if one prefers using baggies to Tupperware

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    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't on the same level as the others

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, but depends on what the dish is and how many I need to freeze if I have done batch cooking. I live in the UK and we don’t have those lovely big freezers as standard so a small bag takes up less room than Tupperware in my freezer. But if it is leftovers for the next day, I wouldn’t do this.

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    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely we two aren't the only ones that thought teeth or dentures

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    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My in-laws do this. Drives me nuts. I buy glass storage containers in my house specifically so everything isn't in toxic plastic and when they come they put everything in ziploc bags, then they have to dump it out onto dishes to reheat anyway. Idiotic.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This saves a lot of space in a freezer.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me he isn't throwing them away after one use?!

    April Armstrong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the 1 use plastic bag ends up in landfill

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    #41

    The Container My Boyfriend Picked To Put Away Leftover Pancakes

    A person holding a Pyrex measuring cup filled with cooked sausages, exemplifying weaponized incompetence in cooking.

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he DID pick a container (remembering the exposed bit of butter in the fridge further up?)

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused, what are leftover pancakes?

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! 🤣🤣🤣 That's his way of getting you to take responsibility for cleaning up so he doesn't have to.

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence and I'm not even think this is incompetence just not how you would do it

    #42

    Hos Much Dishsoap My Boyfriend Think He Needs For One Pot

    A pot with leftover residue, illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence.

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the brand.

    LilliVB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter the brand, for just one small pot it's still too much.

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    Lyoness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better too much than too little.

    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing with soap is that if you do use a little and then need more you can just squeeze a bit more out of the bottle.

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mil was wasteful like this. If instructions said to use 1/4 cup of something, she'd triple it. I tried to tell her too much detergent and bleach wears out clothes faster, but she was always insisting that more was better. Not necessarily true.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMHO!!! Do not let him near the washing machine!!

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    #43

    My Boyfriend 'Helpfully' Put My Expensive Indoor Plants Outside For "Fresh Air", And They Got Irreparably Sunburnt :(

    Close-up of a neglected houseplant with browning leaves, illustrating the theme of weaponized incompetence.

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    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't seem quite as incompetent as the others. Like he had good intentions, but just knew nothing about plants, which a lot of people don't. But not lacking basic hygiene or typical common sense that a 10 year old would have.

    AsylumWalker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was lacking typical common sense tho, because common sense would have told him to ask or google first

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    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with expensive, but the sunburn just affected that leaf, not the whole plant. New leaves will be just fine.

    LyriQal Yrn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge the action, judge the intention

    whiterabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can nurse it back to health. I re-potted one of my cacti once and the soil was bad, ended up getting moldy, so instead of using chemicals I set it out in the sun for a week or so. Ended up badly damaging all the leaves but it killed the mold. It's doing just fine now

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one that was a bit more than 2 m. My partner did the same and killed a lot of it, but the good thing about Monstera deliciosa is that you can trim off the dead/ sunburnt bits, & with a little tlc it will grow back. That same monstera is now roughly 4 m. It can survive.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will grow new leaves and recover

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell the plants I'm hardening off that they should just toughen up on their own, because they are supposed to thrive on sunlight.

    April Armstrong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A varigated monstera is rare and very expensive!

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    #44

    My Boyfriend Forgot To Buy Shower Curtain Rings

    A shower curtain hung unevenly with makeshift attachments, illustrating weaponized incompetence.

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    Rabbit Lord
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the work of a solution engineer.

    Kerry Fletcher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no love what will happen?!. Maybe get off your a*s and buy them yourself instead of shaming

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever works in the meantime.

    Hrc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a grown up? Buy it.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did I in my first apartment. They don't tell you they're not included with the curtain and it was a week before we could go back to Walmart.

    Heather Yueng
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you should always have zip ties.

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    #45

    My Boyfriend Made Croissants This Way.. Am I Dating A Serial K*ller?

    Baking mishap showing uneven dough on a tray, representing weaponized incompetence in cooking.

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    Carrie B
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so petty, but those are not croissants, they are crescent rolls.

    Dawn Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are GREAT that way!! They are just a bit crunchy and if you coat it with a bit of melted butter and garlic, Oh My Goodness, you can't beat it. And, I am not a serial killer. I am a mom of a minister and an Air Force Pilot!!

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I thought they would roll up on their own!"

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is give them a go - easier to spread the jam and butter.

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has he ever seen a croissant? Maybe that's the problem.

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like crepe suzette.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not a serial killer, but possibly can't read.

    Paloma Vita
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he think they would neatly roll themselves in the oven?

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some butter, marmalade or cream on it and it will be so delicious.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he destroyed the Cornflakes, he'd be a " cereal " killer.

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    #46

    My Boyfriend Puts Snacks In My Fruit Hanging Basket

    Hanging wire basket overloaded with snack bags, illustrating weaponized incompetence humor.

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    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually I kind of like this one

    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh. Some of us just aren't into fruit lol

    Alex
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the kind of fruit *I* like

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, it's a snack hanging basket, so it'd be messed up to put fruit in it... right? Riiiiight?

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even boxes??? Yes I notice that box of girl scout cookies, as a former girl scout I'm offended that they aren't in their proper place, the freezer

    medcrest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Particularly the thin mints. Never buy any other kind. Neighbor girls know I'm good for them.

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much junk food. Stuff like that should be an occasional treat, not around in quantity like that. No wonder people get sick.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips are the new fruit.

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    #47

    My Boyfriend Took A Bite Out Of All Three Of My Hashbrowns

    Person holding hash browns in paper wrapping at a fast-food restaurant.

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    rumple slunkskin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't even incompetence it's just dickish behavior.

    officerripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree; that's obviously malicious bite-taking.

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him back for more. These ones are his. I wouldn't eat something with somebody else's bite marks in them, that's disgusting.

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually very chivalrous of him. He was making sure they weren't poisoned before he gave them to you.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he have the munchies?

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Territorial marking behavior strikes again.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any jury would return a verdict of justifiable homicide.

    Adz86
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is when you go onto his xbox or playstation and delete all his saved games.

    Diane H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You. shouldn't be eating that junk anyway. 3 would be almost 500 calories.

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you shouldn't have stacked them up together; looks like a sandwich.

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    #48

    My Boyfriend's Single Bite Of My Apple

    A bitten apple with a large core section, exemplifying weaponized incompetence in everyday tasks.

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    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did that to be a jerk. Listen to him & find a new one.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say, is your boyfriend that guy over there with the really big overbite?

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be afraid of him.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've told him to get his own apple.

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    #49

    Boyfriend Always Buys A Bag At The Store

    Two shopping bags filled with paper, exemplifying the concept of weaponized incompetence, placed on a wooden floor.

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else are you going to get bags full of bags?

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously the result of a bag orgy.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have so many bags for life it's stupid and he keeps buying them!

    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just keep a reusable one tucked away in my handbag and my everyday backpack. Saves me from *waves a hand at the picture* this.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of the paper bag keeping between the fridge and counter. there were bags of paper bags just incase you needed a paper bag. Some were used for newspaper and some to make school book covers, but there still was enough around to insulate the entire garage...

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't b***h about this one, I have bags filled with bags too though sometimes I do remember to take some to reuse :)

    Don Davey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to work and asked three women where they keep the cloth grocery bags. They all said in the kitchen. I asked three men and they said in the car.

    Zelda McLink
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Swallow: This is my big bag of baaaaaaaags!

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can donate them to charity.

    Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We keep ours in the boot of the car, so we always have them, so no need to buy more.

    medcrest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you have to remember them before you get to the cashier.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill the bags with stuff for the charity shop and donate them.

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    #50

    My Boyfriend Made Me Coffee The Other Day

    Coffee maker with fresh grounds removed, highlighting weaponized incompetence in brewing a perfect cup.

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    Jocelyn Webster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you don't want to sleep... ever

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look at it multiple times to process what I was seeing

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    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought only Arabic coffee was supposed to be crunchy.

    Justin Light
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incompetence is not the same as weaponized incompetence

    #51

    My Boyfriend Refuses To Use The „wash As You Go“ Method When Cooking Dinner

    My Boyfriend Refuses To Use The „wash As You Go“ Method When Cooking Dinner

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he should then learn the "Now go do the wasing up" method.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This drives me absolutely insane, filling both sides of the sink to the max with dirty dishes. Now the cleaning process begin without digging all the dishes back out. Save time and effort and stack them neatly next to the sink so the sink can actually be used. 🤦🏾‍♀️ We have a triple basin commercial friggin sink and this still happens.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pile everything in a box/laundry basket so it doesn't block your access to the sink, and the kitchen is usable by you. Inform him that he will need to clean up his own mess. Put the box/basket on his gaming chair, or wherever he likes to spend his leisure time.

    #52

    My Boyfriend Always Opens The Bag Like This

    My Boyfriend Always Opens The Bag Like This

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    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEATHEN!! That's what I shout at my fiancé every time he rips open a box of donuts or bag of whatever like this and makes it impossible to close neatly or even at all. It makes him laugh, but also reminds him that at 46, he should know better.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy him a pair of scissors - or a straight jacket.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight jacket or straitjacket? Very different things.

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    #53

    My Boyfriend Left A Smushed Up Soap Bar And A Leaf In The Drain After Taking A Shower

    My Boyfriend Left A Smushed Up Soap Bar And A Leaf In The Drain After Taking A Shower

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's existential art highlighting the juxtaposition between life (the leaf) and the corruption of the mortal soul (the smushed up soap). Ultimately the raining of the water will wash both away and nothing will be left but a lingering odour.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he normally wear a fig leave?

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your boyfriend deciduous? This could be natural behavior.

    Fu Yin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are worse things to deal with in life.

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    #54

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Use The Card Slots In His Wallet

    My Boyfriend Doesn't Use The Card Slots In His Wallet

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he needs is one of those minimal wallets rather than a trifold.

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought, my fiancé has one of those. Looks like it would work a lot better for this guy, and not to be mean, but make him look a little less dumb, like he didn't read the directions to how to operate the wallet when he got it.

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    Lew k
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly wallets are a mixed bag. Sometimes the shrink or those pockets were stitched wrong. Wierd thing to be in the weaponized incompetence thread tho? Why are you critical of someone else's wallet?

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither does mine.....IDC tho so long as he knows where it's at

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex didn't have a wallet, he used a rubber band to hold his cards

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that would require some rudimentary organizational skills.

    #55

    This Is My Boyfriends Car. I’ve Circled The Empty Trash Can For Fun

    This Is My Boyfriends Car. I’ve Circled The Empty Trash Can For Fun

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing a couple of gallons of petrol and a box of matches wouldn't fix.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you get in, you need to tell him to clean it or you won't get in.

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car isn't this bad, but this is what I call the messy security system. No one wants to steal a car that they're gonna have to spend at least an hour cleaning out. That's my logic and I'm sticking with it lol

    Verfin22
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whole empty pint of milk? Does he live in it? Mines not the cleanest, but it's due to a current landscaping project. Who treats their car like that?

    #56

    My Boyfriend Put My Nintendo Switch Through The Washing Machine

    My Boyfriend Put My Nintendo Switch Through The Washing Machine

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    RedHairedDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to Reddit and looked it up. They were in bed, she gave him the switch before falling asleep. He put it on top of the laundry basket next to the bed. The next morning he started a wash and just dumped the basket in the machine.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because his girlfriend left it in a pocket when she put her clothes in the laundry hamper but won't take responsibility, perhaps.

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty big "Sorry, I must have missed it when I was checking the pockets" item. Unless it was somehow in the laundry basket and he didn't check anything, just dumped the whole basket into the washing machine, that looks possibly deliberate?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a grown adult. If she can't be bothered to empty her pockets before putting her clothes in the basket it's on her, not him. EDIT: I've now seen the fuller story. I was wrong.

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    #57

    For The Past Month My Windshield Has Been Icing Up On Both The Inside And The Outside. It Is Extremely Difficult To Remove From The Inside Even With An Ice Scraper. My Boyfriend Was Trying To Be Sweet And Washed My Floor Mats In The Middle Of Winter, But Didn't Dry Them

    For The Past Month My Windshield Has Been Icing Up On Both The Inside And The Outside. It Is Extremely Difficult To Remove From The Inside Even With An Ice Scraper. My Boyfriend Was Trying To Be Sweet And Washed My Floor Mats In The Middle Of Winter, But Didn't Dry Them

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    Jenny Lind
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual advice that works: Two socks filled with (clean) cat litter. Should absorb the moisture in a few days 😊 (Love from Iceland)

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic idea!! Saving this just in case I need it in the future. Thank you so much as I love advice like this. :)

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, if it's this thickly frosted on the inside even I would turn on the engine and warm up the shield an air the humidity out, environment be damned: no matter how much you scrape and clean it very likely will fog up again and you're gonna be a hazard on wheels for yourself and everybody else. And dry the wet floor mats back in the house or you will have this going on for several days in a row.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove the mats, warm it up until it melts, dry everything with a towel, air it out, and get some disposable dehumidifiers in it. Let it cool. Get some spray de-icer and keep it in the car, along with a scraper and a towel incase of re-icing, because driving ice on the windscreen is dangerous.

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    #58

    My Boyfriend Loves To Text Me And Then Completely Abandon His Phone. Note That I Responded No More Than A Minute After He First Texted Me, Its Been Over An Hour And Still Nothing. I Even Tried Calling Him And Surprise, No Answer. It’s More Than Mildly Infuriating But I Love Him Regardless

    My Boyfriend Loves To Text Me And Then Completely Abandon His Phone. Note That I Responded No More Than A Minute After He First Texted Me, Its Been Over An Hour And Still Nothing. I Even Tried Calling Him And Surprise, No Answer. It’s More Than Mildly Infuriating But I Love Him Regardless

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    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just not though, at all. Getting annoyed at someone for not replying in under an hour though, red flag. I might still want to talk to someone, but I don't live by my phone, hell I lost it 90% of the time because I'm not glued to it. My partner knows, whether I'm at work or at home, that it will usually take me hours to reply unless it's urgent.

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't belong on this list

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    #59

    The Way My Boyfriend Brutalises The Butter :(

    The Way My Boyfriend Brutalises The Butter :(

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    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to violate the Geneva convention somehow

    Settled for Infamy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tiny bit better than crumbs mixed in 🤏🏼

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe it's not butter.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I had to tell my sister not to use my butter, in case I get gluten cross-contamination. No more looking like this.

    #60

    My Boyfriend Refuses To Throw Away These Jeans

    My Boyfriend Refuses To Throw Away These Jeans

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    Verfin22
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool breeze for the testies?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and sister have had jeans wear in similar place. They just get iron or sew on patches.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For ventilation?

    Green Machine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I sit, with a pair of jeans in almost the same condition as these. I will get every bit of value I can out of these! ... and no, I don't go commando.

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's a comfort/fit thing. Once you get a pair to fit *just right* you can't give them up.

    Shannon Donnelly
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waste not, want not. Patch them up or sew a pair of funky boxers into them. Not a big deal as long as he's not going commando

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem. My partner & I both have old ratty jeans like this. They're soft, easy to move around in, and perfect for mucking stalls or doing dirt work around our farm.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holes are just an invention of the trousers industry to sell more jeans😲

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sew a my little pony patch on them. Should get him to toss them out

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    #61

    My Boyfriend Took A Bite Of All The Chocolates To Find The Caramel One, There Wasn't Any

    My Boyfriend Took A Bite Of All The Chocolates To Find The Caramel One, There Wasn't Any

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    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him back for another box. Not acceptable.

    Excited Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things are *mine* and some are *ours*. You have to hide your things.

    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most chocolate boxes have the individual chocolates labeled so you know what you're getting. The box would also say if it included caramels or not. This just seems spiteful to me.

    Katie Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, get your own box and hide it

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hide food from my cats and dogs. If I had to hide food from an adult human being I'd show him the door. This is gross, disrespectful and unacceptable.

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    #62

    Sometimes, I Think About How Much I Love My Boyfriend. Then He Does Stuff Like This

    Sometimes, I Think About How Much I Love My Boyfriend. Then He Does Stuff Like This

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    Nacho Man Sandy Ravage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there was a ball gag at the top of the picture

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thus we have the result of your ink blot test, sir. 😄

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    ABC no seven FCK CENSORING
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a googly eye and a label "Pacman with a sunburn"

    Isabella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparing with others post from this thread, I would say that this cut is quite neat. :))

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's practicing his maths. (Area of pie = 2piR. Remove a segment of 37°. Calculate the remainder of the pie.)

    zububonsai
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Obelix, cut the cake." (Recommend reading the lovely comic "Asterix and Cleopatra", the movie isn't bad either.)

    Excited Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just wanted a slice"..."Well, the pie's too small, so I took a bigger slice"

    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious why people do this. Are they simply non-conformists or are they purposely trying to p**s others off?

    #63

    My Boyfriend Uses An Absurd Amount Of Hand Lotion Before Bed Every Night

    My Boyfriend Uses An Absurd Amount Of Hand Lotion Before Bed Every Night

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to ask yourself, did this start in his teenage years?

    Subaru645
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “IT” rubs the lotion on its skin

    Korthias
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting the ick just looking at that. I hate the feeling of stuff on my hands

    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, on my hands or on my face. I just can't stand the feeling or the smell of most lotions, sunscreens and moisturisers.

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    Dawn Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to caress you with my Dear!!

    Jessica Cooney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I don't use that much lotion, and I have an addiction to using the stuff.

    roddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to see the sheets :(

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this by mistake occasionally. Pls just put it on ur arms or something

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes my partner does this on accident when the bottle decides to collect air & then suddenly poop out a lotion tsunami. I don't mind because then he shares & I get a free foot or leg massage 😁

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    #64

    The Plate My Boyfriend Made Himself For Dinner. Needless To Say The Air In Our Apartment Was Unbreathable A Few Hours Later

    The Plate My Boyfriend Made Himself For Dinner. Needless To Say The Air In Our Apartment Was Unbreathable A Few Hours Later

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love brussel sprouts as well, but idk wtf else is on that plate. Maybe some pureed squash or something? But why TF does it look like he added milk to his brussel sprouts, like it's some kind of cereal?!? 🤢

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fart in your general direction.

    Excited Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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    sweetrottenpeaches
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that white stuff? It is not besamel... Cheese sauce? What ist that? I hope not icing.

    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the white goop? Wait… don’t tell me, I know he really loves sprouts

    Boo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Xmas dinner for my youngest lol. She only wanted sprouts, boiled potatoes and peppercorn sauce for her meal. 12 years and going...

    Rick Funk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brussel Sprouts, one reason I'm not a vegetarian

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    #65

    My Boyfriend Insists We Hang Up The Banana Some How…

    My Boyfriend Insists We Hang Up The Banana Some How…

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    asdf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that the bananas think that they are still on tree and rot slowly.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really should use a scale for this.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the banana's already there for scale!

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half a point for creativity

    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not dumb if it works, but you can buy banana hangers. Then you'd be able to open the cabinet.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A banana hanger has got to be the ultimate kitchen monotasker.

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    #66

    How My Boyfriend Eats His Jimmy Johns Sandwich

    How My Boyfriend Eats His Jimmy Johns Sandwich

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    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He eats the parts that usually slide out when eating end to end. No problem here.

    roddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd, but seems harmless.

    zububonsai
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he has elder siblings who always wanted to "taste"? Joke aside, for a grown up adult it's toddlerish behaviour, IMHO.

    Anony Mouse
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    1 year ago

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    Does he do the same with bananas? He might be a little too worried people will think he’s gay.

    #67

    How My Stoned Boyfriend Cut Our Pizza

    How My Stoned Boyfriend Cut Our Pizza

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    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost all pieces are still perfectly suited to be eaten by hand.

    Chicken Mitten
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How my stoned boyfriend cut *the most delicious pizza I've ever had

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut into different size slices for the convenience of the very hungry and not so hungry.

    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he was stoned and she gave him permission to cut the pizza, so this is her fault, obviously lol

    #68

    How My Boyfriend Uses Cheese... I-

    How My Boyfriend Uses Cheese... I-

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    Show thyself
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not too bad. 🤷 Those slices are way to big for a bun or most bread-types. If the breaking-line is that disturbing - insist that bf needs to cut them.

    KT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But also why would you use half of an additional slice rather than the other half of the original one 😭

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem with this one. Either the BF is breaking off the cheese to fit a piece of bread or because that's where the package is pulled down to. Either way, it's not like the pieces that are left can't be pieced together to use on a sandwich or something else. It's CHEESE, it's magical- everyone knows that!

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the broken cheese that bothers me, it's that they aren't using the rest of the cheese on the next go 'round. If you don't need the whole slice, nbd, but use it up before moving on to the next.

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    Excited Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure he's not writing notes on the slices first?

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    #69

    How My Husband Leaves This

    Plastic wrap poorly cut on a wooden surface, illustrating the concept of weaponized incompetence.

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    #70

    The Way My Boyfriend Eats Pizza

    The Way My Boyfriend Eats Pizza

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    Boo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's not too bad, as long as it's his pizza and not a shared one. I don't eat the crusts myself as it's just empty carbs.

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different but not incompetent

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly he is not a crusty person.

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carnivore behavior again: Go for the parts with the greatest nutritional value first.

    roddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt he's going to come back and finish it. Wonder if he still cuts the crusts off his bread like mommy did for him in kindergarten.

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    #71

    How My Boyfriend Eats Burgers

    How My Boyfriend Eats Burgers

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be so insulted if I found out my partner had shared my personal eating habits in a bid to embarrass me and label me as incompetent - a lot of these 'shamers' need to get a grip.

    Angie May
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't care, it's all anonymous. I'm more concerned about the people who care about how this guy eats his burgers, it legit doesn't affect them at all.

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    MegDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometime the bread be too poofy jus sayin

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he doesn't like the sesame seeds on the bun?

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a tactile issue? Obviously doesn't like the feeling of the crust.

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have also done this. Sometimes the crust is crumbly and gross. Not incompetent.

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hs appears to be a picky eater.

    Dorota A
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I`m okay with this, I can`t eat tomatoe or grape with skin, so I understand

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this before. Got a burger once and the bun was just ridiculously fluffy. It was so much bread that it overwhelmed everything else. I sliced the bun though instead of picking at it, but I understand how this can happen

    Aimee Kligman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you sure he's not a toddler?

    #72

    How My Boyfriend Wears His Socks. They Didn't Roll Down On Their Own, He Intentionally Does This

    How My Boyfriend Wears His Socks. They Didn't Roll Down On Their Own, He Intentionally Does This

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what? I really see no hygienic malpractice or "Fremdschäm-Anlass"(opportunity for feeling embarrassed for someone else's behaviour) like in the other posts.

    g90814
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    buy him some ankle socks. problem solved.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does he always wear two different color socks too?

    KDS
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to do this when I was younger now I have ankle socks.

    Rabbit Lord
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually do something similar in wearing my large Socks only until over my ankle and wrap them back down to the foot. I don't like having the cuffs up my leg.

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture needs a cat with matching socks to stand next to him.

    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because they don't match.

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    #73

    The Way My Boyfriend Wears Socks Around The House

    The Way My Boyfriend Wears Socks Around The House

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    Superb Owl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no incompetence, weaponized or otherwise, just a guy being comfortable in his home while not even inconveniencing anyone.

    Lew k
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this sometimes. Its not incompetence. Wear boots for work. Ankles get itchy push socks down. Toes stay warm and it's still easier then carrying my socks around until I'm next to the hamper if I don't feel like getting up to put them away right this second. Seems like someone gets annoyed at silly things. Not weaponized incompetence.

    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the explanation. What you say makes sense. And I agree, there's no weaponized incompetence here or in the last few pics with the food, just women who are annoyed about things their BFs do that don't actually make an impact on them. Having an issue with the way your BF wears his socks or eats his burger doesn't qualify as weaponized incompetence.

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    A girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this when my arthritis makes my ankles swollen. Not incompetent. Comfortable.

    KDS
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this when I am going to sleep my feet gets cold without socks and hot with socks on so I compromise by doing this.

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just his toes are cold. This is not weaponized incompetence.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a dancer? This is an old trick allows you to have a better turning surface but it's not as slippery as a full sock.

    DogMomma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty Aussie in the background!! upvote for dog.

    howdylee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would he like a pair of slippers? The kind that just cover the toes?

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    #74

    This Is How My Boyfriend Eats His Burgers

    This Is How My Boyfriend Eats His Burgers

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    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fusion combo.

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't object to the taste fusion, but am intrigued as to how he manages to consume that without looking as though a rice bomb has exploded on him, because that's what would happen if I tried it.

    Nonbinary Reptile
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks delicious! I'm going to try it.

    KT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrifying but I’ve never tried it so I can’t unequivocally say it’s bad

    Damned_Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of like a Mc Loco Moco hold the gravy.

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, and?...who cares

    #75

    The Way My Boyfriend Makes Ramen

    The Way My Boyfriend Makes Ramen

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    Gwyn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with that, there is more than one e way to make ramen. Add boiling water, or cook in pan on stove, or microwave. All legit.

    Richi Weiss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually not a bad idea. It will be ready faster - probably...

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the least weaponized incompetence one I've seen so far

    Shannon Donnelly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unconventional, but could still work

    featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need a pot and a ton of water to make pasta if it's just a small serving. If you have a large, deeper skillet, you can make spaghetti.

    KittyGaming
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do yall not have a microwave?????? :'(

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yall use a microwave to make ramen?????? i just add boiling water and wait.

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    #76

    How My Boyfriend Folds Socks Versus How They Should Be Folded

    How My Boyfriend Folds Socks Versus How They Should Be Folded

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    Ivo H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How they should be folded" - according to whom? Ministry of socks folding?

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆😆😆 brilliant. As long as he does it and they're his socks, who cares?

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    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those his socks? If they are, he can fold them the way he feels like. If they are yours, fold your own socks instead of complaining. So easy!

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a better solution: One type of sock, all the same color and pattern. I just reach into the sock part of the drawer and pull out a matching pair every time without looking.

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me too! One Christmas, I gave a friend a present shaped like a giant cracker and invited him to pull it. Long story short, everyone helped in the retrieval of 50 pairs of scattered identical socks.

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    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never used either way. I fold em like pants.

    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes more effort to tie the knot then to just fold them.

    roddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marie Kondo would be tearing her hair :)

    Earthquake903
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird but not incompetent

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fold socks like the left...easier for me and always have the matching pair. The one on the right I can't get that so neat.

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