50 Hilarious Posts From The ‘Memes For Women’ Instagram Account

This needs more upvotes. This is absolute gold!

I read cat not car.

Agreed.

I’m so glad I just read this , was just about to deal with the same thing the same way. Think I’ll leave it alone now,

Keyword “I”

sadly true for all of us

Cop: You see a mountain lion. What do you do? Me: "Pspspspspsps! Cop: ... okay, bad test question....

Preach!

Um feathered dinosaur? You really that big?

I don't think anyone owns enough aloe vera for that burn

And none of them will come true

This!

Grateful to be old af and thru menopause!

Yup. Even on a Friday

Hits way too close to home .lol

When someone else does it for you.

With cinnamon

I do this too! I like it so I can check for maggots as well, not that I’ve ever found one, but it’s so much easier to eat like that.

Sometimes I chop one up and add it to a salad. There was a time that I would have laughed at that, but I was a fool then!

I like juicy apples. I do not like apple juices flowing down my face. I cut up my apples, like an adult.

Bad front teeth crowns had me eating apples this way for years. Now, I'm so used to cutting apples into wedges, I automatically do it even with my new stronger implants.

same

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NTTAWWT.

Also peeled

With havarti cheese!

It is perfect and not so big commitment to eat the whole apple immediately

Same! But now in my 40's and still do that. Then my 8yr old daughter asks me if I'm a grown a s s woman 😂

It tastes better that way idk why

Yes, instead of like when I'm 35, and have to do the apple cutting myself.

With peanut butter 😋👌

Much better than leaving your partial stuck in the core !

With peanut butter

I thought she was going to say "with caramel"

You do use a blunt knife. Do you?

Well everyone does it, it’s fine lol

Eating apple slices straight off a knife is the only way.

At least you are eating the apple.

Wait, you guys in the US get paid? All I got was money for public transport. But I loved doing it, it was a super interesting case.

I care far more about what dogs think of me than what people think, so this one I can really relate to

That's fair. Won fight deserve some prize.

Never understood why anyone would make fantasy sports.

No kids here... Single... I can differentiate between genuine kids issue and utter nonsense parenting.. I sympathise with the former parents... We were all there as kids... What i do not understand is bad behaviour and the reason we need to adjust. Seen parents bring kids to movies which are meant for adults to understand... Why? of course, the kid is going to cry.. or throw tantrums.. babysitting can be an issue... But we are not part of your deal

Doo doo juice hahaha

I'll say it: fanta-ic

Every month 🙈

I relate to this a bit too much 🥹

Ugh, I will have full on conversations with my husband about what the plan is for tomorrow. When tomorrow comes, he will ask me what we are doing like we never spoke about it. I even do the "look at me when we are talking" thing if I want to make sure he is paying attention, but even that is hit or miss.

If state law allows (some u.S. states do have regulations around burials) most mortuaries will bury you in a cardboard box. And for cremation that is always an option. If you are worried about a service, you can rent a coffin. Much cheaper. It's wild what you start looking into when you turn 40.

Dry hair isn't life-threatening though, so...

Amen 🙏

If only there were cheaper alternatives that would leave about $2000-3000 difference on her account. But hey, brand!

Googling it is too much work. I just don't pick up regardless XD

Brilliant 😂